Does this have the potential to outdo Wonder Woman? What

>>92874519
>Does this have the potential to outdo Wonder Woman?

No

>What do we do if it does?
Shitpost, which is about as good as doing nothing

>>92875183
It's possible. Frozen grossed more than any dc movie. Not the Avengers, just any DC movie.

>>92875261

This isn't Frozen

>>92875183
Oh Minions out grossed every DC movie as well.

>>92875300
Shit like Frozen and Despicable Me was never expected to be as big as it was, but it still dominated.

>>92875300
Fucking Secret Life of Pets got $800+ mil. Don't underestimate families who want to take their kids to a movie during SUMMER of all seasons. Especially with a character who still sells like hotcakes at school book fairs.

>>92875327

Frozen had "Let it go" that was a huge factor in Frozen's success. Nobody is talking about Captain Underpants.

>>92875377
Frozen also had the Polar Vortex working in its favor.

It had longer legs in the theater because the blizzards across the country were shitty enough that people wouldn't stop meming that Elsa did it.

Is somebody able to story time the full series? I never got to read the books after that Hiatus and with this movie coming out now seems to be a good time to do it again.

>>92874519

The release schedule for this is fucked. The UK isn't getting it until the end of July, September for Australia but it opens in Denmark tomorrow. It's really weird

>>92875261
Frozen was a Disney princess movie releasing on thanksgiving weekend.

It was always gonna do well

>>92875377
Nobody was talking about Frozen until right after it came out, too. A lot of people thought it was gonna flop. Let It Go got it big accidentally and Disney ran with it.

Money? Yes. Quality? Yes. Awards? No.

> What do we do if it does?
The same thing we do every night, pinky. Shitpost and make copious amounts of pornograpghy. Not necessarily in that order. Does Captain Underpants have any waifu material? I don't remember any off the top of my head.

>>92875499
Yeah but It becoming the highest grossing animated movie of all time came out of left field.

>>92874519

Shouldn't this already have reviews?

>>92875541
Wedgie Woman, but only if you wanna /ss/

>>92874519
Dunno, but I hope it kicked Emoji movie in the balls.

>>92874519
For the love of God, I'm hoping for this movie to do good.

>>92874519

This is going to be closer to Lego Batman than Frozen

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>>92875606
>Wedgie Woman, but only if you wanna /ss/

From the looks of things, whether we want to or not doesn't matter.

I don't give a fuck about this movie but I also want Wonder Woman to flop

>>92875682

Why?

>>92875691
>It's capeshit
>It's feminist capeshit
>Gal Gadot is an awful actress and was terribly miscast as Wonder Woman

>>92875741
>It's feminist capeshit

Apparently it's not and if feminism triggers you so much I doubt you care about Wonder Woman at all

>>92875261
>>92875310
they were projected to do better than this is

it's a very remote possibility that it'll beat WW, it's set up as the alternative to the weekend's older-oriented movies

the problem for WW will be if the weekend is like this last weekend and... people just don't really go see anything much, because if that first weekend isn't shit-hot, they're not going to break $400m without a miracle, and it's not looking like it'll do the MoS/BvS/SS trick of going higher (but it may still do their exceptional front-loading and make 45% of its total on the first weekend, which would be fatal for anything under $100m domestically)

it's not that WW can't do well, so much as it's coming out after three really shitty movies in the same sequence and because of the star, character, and director all being female, it's getting a lot of shit, so even those great reviews won't necessarily help it

and if they don't break $400m, all anybody's going to remember is that Captain Underpants beat Wonder Woman, even if it's not strictly true

>>92876178
4M or slightly less sounds about right. I bet it'll make about as much money as the first Thor movie.

>>92875377
>>92875499

>Frozen 2 in 2019

I cannot describe how I am excited for more Elsa, Olaf and "Let it Go"

I'm getting this idea that capeshitposting works in patterns.

First, there's the shitposting about RT scores. Then, shitposting about Premiere Grosses. Finally, we get shitposting about the quality of the movie pro or anti, and shitposting about whether or not the movie is a flop, generally tending towards calling it a flop, regardless of how much it actually makes. And somebody trying to turn a scene's dialog into the next Baneposting.

>>92876912
That's definitely the pattern on /tv/.

The marketing people are well aware of memetic power. Bane's movie will live for decades on that alone.

Who the fuck cares about some random capeshit flick
At least Captain Underpants looks fun and creative

>>92877246

Everybody? There's so much talk about Wonder Woman and so little advertising for Captain Underpants I feel like everybody has forgotten it exists

>>92875300
But it is a popular kid's book series and animated by Dreamworks. If you check out the cartoon channels, the ads were almost every break. WW commercials only really showed up in the last week

>>92875691
I want it to flop because if it does well it means I'm gonna have to deal with Gal Gadot as the future female action hero. Fuck that nigga don't give me sticc, give me thicc or Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor

>>92877663
Maybe on here, I never see it mentioned on other websites I browse
and the fucking capeshit fad needs to die

>>92878103
>I never see it mentioned on other websites I browse

I'm sorry nobody is talking about Wonder Woman on Blacked.com, anon

>What do we do if it does?

celebrate that actual /co/ (animated superheros) is king, same as we did when Lego Batman was clearly better than all of the MCU

>>92878192

Lego Batman massively under performed though

>no reviews yet

Dreamworks waiting until the last minute? Not a positive sign.

>>92878223
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>>92878007
every review I've read has raved about how great an actress she is so I dunno if I'm being lied to or I somehow ended up on bizarro world cause the Gadot I've seen in all her other movies is has been a god-awful actress and there's no way it can be the same person

>>92878223
No one cares about money, I'm talking about level of kino

>>92878251
Yeah that's throwing me off. I can buy Jenkins having made a good movie, I can't fucking buy Gadot being a good actress at all. It was the same in BvS when everyone was sucking her dick, then I watched it and she did absolutely nothing to warrant all the praise she got

>people ITT think review scores will affect the movie

fucking BOSS BABY did well with a shitty rottentomatoes score. granted, most kids will likely want to go see despicable me 3 because lol minions XDDD and lmao twerking and butt slaps hahaha

>>92875691
she flies turkish airlines instead of her invisible jet.

>>92875300
>reddit spacing

>>92875370
Captain Underpants still does? I mean Im not saying its bad but Im surprised its been selling as good as it did back when I was in its target demographic like almost twenty years ago.

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>>92874519
not if we don't do our part

remember it's not enough to just see Captain Underpants instead you have to keep others from seeing the movie too

so shoot up a theater make bomb threats just do your part to make sure we never have to see another DC movie again

let's make this dream a reality

I fucking hope so. I hate that Israeli bitch

Imagine now the state of mind of the marvel shill. Making Evans and Drax memes for weeks, shitposting, HAHAHA threads for a year. Day and night. Look in the archives "hateful rat-faced kike", hundreds of posts, hours upon hours of work for Disney. They are fans of a franchise that can't win oscars of any kind. Imagine that. They need this to fail. All the anticipation, waiting with a smug smile just above his multiple chins scarcely covered by a poorly grown beard directly connected with the hair of his chest and Doritos filled belly. He may be a loser but oh boy, Marvel sure does kick ass on Rotten Tomatoes. Gadot can't act, right? And he didn't like the trailer, he posted those webms over 50 times. Other marvel cucks answered with HAHAHA posts to them. Those mean DCucks were going to get it again.

And the reviews start coming in. The Evans folder PACKED full, teras worth of company war autism. They come in and his world crumbles. The reviews are great. According to the page his emasculated, destroyed by quips mind take for the measure of objective quality, Wonder Woman is better than Guardians of the Galaxy by far. Tears start rolling but he waits. Surely it will go down. Disney shills surely will turn their reviews soon enough. But it doesn't go down, it goes up. It's better than Iron Man, realizes our beloved corporate cuck and he can't handle it. What about that IMBd review saying it was bad because there weren’t quips or 4 movies for set up? That seemed legit, right? This couldn't be happening, the Mouse is in charge here.

He tries to spin it to a feminist conspiracy even though all reviews praise the action, plot and perfomances and Jenkins said she didn't want the movie to be labeled as feminist. What else is he going to do? Admit that the movie is better than the entire MCU? Or that Rotten Tomatoes is unreliable and all those Marvel movies were actually pieces of shit, just like everybody told him over and over? What else is he going to do, /co/?

>>92874519
>tfw recently reread the whole series and read the last four books for the first time
I'm hyped for this.

>"It's ok to be a manchild toddler because political agenda"
>good

>>92882615
But that's not what the Captain is about.

The joke is that all superheroes look like they're fighting crime in their underwear, so the Captain actually is fighting crime in his underwear

>>92882615
It's more like
>you shouldn't spend your whole life being miserable or not having any fun at all

Whose up for a pre-movie storytime of the series then?

Starting a new thread for it in a few.

>>92882836
Okay. Sounds good.

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>>92882873
>Average rating: 7.2/10