Too many waifu threads.
Challenge: post characters that are un-waifuable
>>92855391
Husbando-able but definitely not waifu-able.
>>92855391
For real though, the hell is up with her eyes? They never move.
>>92855391
>>92855504
The movie was mostly lazy motion capture rather than actual animation
>$60 M I L L I O N
>>92855461
Lots of people would waifu mirror images of their thoughts, man.
Also her voice is fucking hot.
>>92855536
Isn't the story that at the 11th hour, the actual film was fucking stolen (Why didn't they have copies...?) and they had to rush to make the deadline?
>>92855507
You can't be serious.
I mean, she might not top most people's lists, but she has her fair share of admirers here.
>>92855536
foodfight actually had $45 million not $60 million.
>>92855536
>>92855597
There was a point before the film was stolen that a trailer using the footage they did have came out, where the animation and facial expressions looked significantly more lifelike and natural.
When the film was lost, apparently absolutely everything was lost and had to be thrown together from scratch, which is why the finished product doesn't look like this.
Though despite looking better, it's still below par for most animated film at the time.
>>92855862
how does a film become "stolen"
>>92855631
I've never seen any.
>>92855597
>>92855862
The story is that the computers and hard drives the film was being animated on were stolen, and said computers and hard drives were the ONLY source of the animation files. I assume the music and voice-overs were either not done yet or were archived safely. In any case, to cut costs and to meet deadlines (neither of which actually happened), they scrapped any real animation efforts and instead opted to just buy or steal stock motion-capture animation assets and skeletons and rig them to new character models, without actually going in and cleaning everything up.
And that's why you can sometimes see characters, especially in crowd scenes, making the same movements at the same exact time as others. It's just a loop that they rigged up because they didn't want to even bother with trying to make timing differences.
>>92855931
Again, it wasn't so much the film that was stolen as much as it was the film's assets that were stolen. You can look it up; I believe the FBI ended up getting involved due to the scale of the theft.
>>92856136
I seen sexy fanart of her so that's a no.
>>92855507
>cool older lady with a smoking hot, fit body
How the fuck is she not waifuable?
>>92856406
One character would beg to differ
>>92855507
>being this wrong
>>92855391
>un-waifuable
that's not a thing anon. any character can be a waifu. plus you picked the waifuest of that entire film.
>>92855391
I'm convinced food fight is not of this known world and was put here as punishment for our sins
She had a tail in the pre-hard drive theft version.
>>92855485
>implying
boys usually are best girls
>>92855561
Whence comes this comely maiden?
>>92855979
And yet none of that justifies how bad the actual script was. Food Fight was gonna suck either way, but the theft just made it so, so much worse.
>>92855391
In HD, her freckles look like a bunch of blackheads.
>>92855391
>Thinks I can't fap to catgirl version of Hilary Duff
I'd do it right now if I wasn't at work.
>>92860671
Pretty much.
There's no way to salvage anything in the film except as a love letter to consumerism.
>>92860702
>not squeezing your gf's blackheads.
>>92855561
T H I C C
>post characters that are un-waifuable
All waifus except mine are un-waifuable since they are all trash.
>>92860944It's actually a large dress
>>92861003
post your shit waifus and let us judge that
>>92861015
Nah
>>92859941
True, but Jonny would make a terrible trap.
>>92855561
Why are they surrounded by lines?
>>92855485
>>92861610
That was genderbent Jonny, I mean Jonny in his default state would be bara as fuck and make a terrible trap.
>>92855391
>>92862201
Are you even trying?
>>92857038
I legit had a crush on her as a kid
I'm sure nobody wants to waifu herI've seen porn of her though
>>92861341
>not wanting burly men in tight, revealing lingerie
get on my level senpai
>>92855391
>>92864420she looked better as an alien
>>92855391
>have problems with eye contact
>have waifu that always looks off into the distance
Looks like she's waifu material to me
maybe if we're counting fan webcomics
>>92864931
Is it bad I thought that shit was funny?
>>92855979
>I assume the music and voice-overs were either not done yet or were archived safely.
I would assume not done yet. The trailer has a Casablanca reference line that sounds completely different in the film, so they had to redo some lines for sure.
>>92855496
>>92856726
>C.A.D.M.U.S. Tested
>Luthor Approved
>>92862335
Believe me, i tried. But I can't help but find her insufferable.
>>92864365
Wrong, I genuinely want to rub my dick against her chin.
>>92862845
Jesus christ! is this some fucked up Sailor Moon re-imagined character!?
Honestly the FoodFight theft could've been an inside job to get out of the shame of having the movie released so that their name wouldn't be tied to it, also- insurance money.
But then they got sued for it so they're stuck with it.
>>92865339
I think it's legitimately supposed to be a japanese-anime demon. As in- its an "animation demon", like a fire demon or an ice demon, but with animation.
>>92864246
With the right attitude you can have a waifu and a husbando at the same time.
>>92865300
We have a winner
theyre sentient rocks
Amy Rose.
the Slurm queen
test
>>92865172
That may have just been a separate take used only in the trailer. Happens all the time.
I think its female?
but only becasue of the long hair.
Given the state of post Aku earth it might not even be human
>>92865464
Would smash
>>92865339
Skin Bender from Ghost Rider, entertaining enough to be waifuable despite her unsettling appearance.
>>92855485
I'm sorry but I can only like fluorite in "the old cute lady" way not the " want to fuck her" way
>>92864365
wrong bitch, her beanie turns me the fuck on
>>92866385
Props to you, I can't like her in any way
HonestlyShe is my waifu
>>92856136
You are very wrong. She would be the best waifuTA HAVE
>>92865980
Smooth as ice, ghost rider
>>92862767
What do you thinkoral is like from someone with multiple heads?Does it count as a harem?
>>92866632
Anyone from that show, really.
Anyone from Klasky Csupo to be honest.
>>92866342
>JackJohnny
god damn site is making me more degenerate everyday
>>92866632
Why the fuck were they friends with this bitch?
It's anime but-
>>92868140
surely you jest
>>92868140
you fucking wot m8
>>92862845
Take that thing back to /x/
>>92868140
Is this bait?
>>92865969
meh, the two human-y dudes (Aryan and nigger) on the top row will pass off. Not sure about the Super Mutant, Mung Daal, Dogmeat(?), or Dr. Zomboss, however
>>92868171
>>92868317
>>92868532
Not him, but I've known chicks like her in real life that I'm glad I don't know anymore. Autistic outcasts are fucking weird and unpleasant regardless of gender. All the people like that at my school were constantly touching eachother and would try to touch you it you came in too close.
>>92867800
Wrong.
>>92868692
Rwby is /co/
>>92867800
I mean, noone with TASTE could waifu her, but look where you are...
>>92868769
That's not the issue. Blake's just a shit
>>92860906
>>92866631ArousingI guess it would if each head had their own brain
>>92866385
>>92866479
Yeah, I'm really not a fan of her cartoony caterpillar design
>>92864931
>>92864931
No matter what, Diaz was right.
and her Mai is way more interesting than in the cartoon
Let's see how many of you actually think she's not un-waifuable.all 3 of you
>>92873081
Considering how extra thicc Grenda is, I'm surprised that not a lot of anons claimed her
>>92866707
Courtney and Ginger are waifu material.
>>92855391
Waifuable in the original pre-HDD theft footage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81uIhu8qrrs
>>92862201
You take that back.
>>92862201
>>92865268
Femdom with demencia would blow your fragile little mind son.
>>92868140
delet this
>>92869562
>>92870895
Wrong
>>92860830
>Love letter to consumerism
>Gets stolen
>Give the customers hot garbage to make up for it
Fucking POTTERY
>>92862767
>tiamat
>literally the Mother of Dragons
>not prime scalie wife material
>>92874566
I love this guys so much
>>92871991
>he's never encountered HIBY
>>92865300
Winner is here
>>92855931
by someone stealing the hard drives that had the only copies of it
>>92876137
>mfw reading Clarissa
>>92876252
But Geiger Counter is worse
>>92876252Is that thing about rustle tracing from actual child pornography true?
>>92876409
yes, he and H. Show have used actual CP to do their works, they are not the only ones though
>>92876409
Rustle? I've never read it, I just use the reaction image. I guess this is the /co/ equivalent of cultural appropriation.
Also, I hope that's not true because that's horrific.
>>92876479
Jesus Christ
Anyone have their identities? I want to report them to the proper authorities.
>>92876523
Japan laws about regarding own CP was always relative gray are (not producing/making, 2D lolicon doesnt count) just changed in the last decade/s and their legal system is not the same as USA where you just snitch and they maybe get an investigation
>>92876523
Those guys are pussies, I used to prank call them.
>>92876597
So the author is Japanese and he traced from Japanese degenerate porn?
For some reason that makes me feel better and I think that reason might be racism. Still, I feel nauseous at that thought.
>>92876599
Story?
>>92876659
>story
Well, out in the desert there's a video screen where you can contact the Enclave directly. I used to call and ask the black attendant who the president was, which would piss him off. He'd send troops to kill me and, given that I'm the chosen one (grandson of the legendary vault dweller), would just end with me getting free power armor and this is just Fallout 2, dude, buy it on gog if you get the chance.
>>92876657
If it makes you feel better, his sight it going. Think of it as some sort of divine punishment for getting off to actual kids.
>>92876659
The anon he replied to posted the Enclave as the authorities he was going to contact. The anon you replied to is referencing one of the early Fallout games where you can prank call the enemies.
Ah, 90s RPGs.
>>92876409
>>92876479
What, did he come out and say that in his hentai press release? What a goober.
>>92864246
>Blows into hand
>Makes a woman
Now that is some god tier masturbation. Holy shit Robotnik
>>92876765
I actually tried to find information on him once but came up with shit, gave up, then proceeded to watch Big Trouble In Little China. How do you know this?
And yeah, ironic punishments keep me going in life. I got curious about all the triggering that GC caused but, eh, I don't think I'll read it knowing that it isn't just the product of some sick bastards imagination.
>>92876799
They didnt say it out of the public, is just that some people that also have watched CP video and follow their works, reconized the lolis on it being traced out of some actual IRL lolis
>>92856340
I don't believe you, Prove it.....By posting some
>>92876852
Someone posted an afterward from one of his comics mentioning his sight loss on /a/.
>>92876856
Geiger Counter didn't really bother me because it was so fucking ridiculous but that adds a layer of horror to it. Like how the creepy drawing at the end of Pink Floyd's The Wall (the one that appears during the trial, when Roger sings "craaaazyyyy") is based on the sketch a soldier did of a charred baby corpse.
That fucked me up since I originally found it kinda cute.
>>92855391
>>92876992
>implying you didn't fap to Cartman's ass disguised as Stan's mom's boobs
>>92855461
I find flowers hot. I could.
>>92855996
True
>>92856136
Wrong
>>92877025
You should watch Parappa The Rapper, then
>>92877072
Art styles too ugly.
>>92866534
This guy gets it
>>92876971
>>92876856
>>92876852
>>92876597
>>92876479
>>92876409
>>92876252
C'mon, guys, I came here to have fun
>>92855391
>>92877103
True
Just trying to help out another flower fetishist
>>92874046
>>92860944
fuck off with unfunny meme
>>92855391
Its way to ugly, not to mention easy to rip apart.
>>92876409
In what way could geiger counter be traced? I'm no expert in human anatomy but from what I saw on an /a/ storytime thread, it was just a bunch of ridiculous fantasies dreamt up by Roman Polanski or some other faggot like that
>>92877123
>not naming it yees sadly
fucking mobilefags
>>92877225
>In what way could geiger counter be traced?
Think Greg Land but with little girls and self published pornography instead of a legitimate publication.
>>92877347
I guess I shouldn't have asked that since I didn't actually want to know the answer. I remembered it being "physically impossible"-tier ridiculous but maybe I'm mixing it up with some other slop that slipped past the /a/ mods. Not like I paid much attention since I was just there to argue with people about when anime turned to shit.
>>92876137you haven't seen the fanart of her 25 years in the future, straightening out some shotas of her own.
>>92877448
Nah, I did but the art style lost all the charm of the original. I also can't really imagine a mom sexually abusing her son in the same way the dad does with Clarissa. Probably the patriarchy's fault.
I prefer the drawing of Rorschach and Batman intruding in on the two Cotties.
>>92865300
>her
>>92855996
>>92855391
>ugly dorky outfit
>bratty teenager
>infinitely condescending
>would end the world on a selfish whim
>teen pregnant with not-your kid
Literally impossible.
>>92877448
where can i find that, r34?
>>92855461
sauce ???
i like everthing exept the calart smile
>>92877845
Hanazuki
>>92877809
Surely you jestin
>>92855391
i dont think anyone could waifu/husbando this, but you`re welcome to prove me wrong
>>92868140
This thing.
>>92879190
>implying you wouldn't want to fuck a girl who could phoenix wright your ass out of a pickle
>>92874046
You're deserving that punch anon
>>92856406
>NOT wanting to climb THE WALL
What kind of faggot are you?
>>92866385
you'd think 6 lesbians having sex at the same time would look more attractive
>>92855862
Damn, she actually looks pretty cute.
>>92865464
so is 3/4 the steven universe cast and that doesn't stop anyone
>>92862845
Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! Safari man! Kill it!
>>92855391
90% of the Steven Universe cast.
>>92879235
How is it a girl
>>92855461
>not liking cute plants with cute voices
>>92868685
>constantly touching eachother and would try to touch you it you came in too close
Is it really such a bad thing? I'm autistic about body contact myself but come the fuck on.
>>92864246
>>92877143
Not /co/, but if you want some good sex flowers
>Cute 'girl next door' voices
>Extremely friendly to outsiders due to evolving in symbiosis with other species
>Said symbiosis was exchanging 'reproductive assistance'
>Essentially they're preprogrammed to want to fuck every xenos they meet as much as humans do
>>92877192
>Easy to rip apart
My nigga.
>>92855461
I think we've all had fantasies about having sex with sentient, non-humanoid plants before
>>92866632
All the chinless freaks in As Told By Ginger look like Bass-Rankin Orcs to me.
>>92888570
Unfortunately, Dodie never gets whipped as far as I can remember
>>92866543
>>92868140
Aah shit if you dont stop comin around here im gonna do somethin about it this is your final warnin aaaaah shit
>>92888647
Where there's a whip, there's a way
Less an impossibility, and more of a challenge.
Could you do it?
>>92866707
Ginger was pretty cute, awkwardly positioned mouth aside.
>>92868140
>implying
>>92876486
it could simply be a rumour made to give him shit tho
i see thousands of reasons for this, like for begginers the fact that he draws lolicon and the fact that it's realistic-ish
one can't really be sure
>>92868140
she's so cute, I could stick my dick inside her
>>92873081
Grenda could be cute, but her voice completely ruins any redeeming qualities.yet she's the only one who got in a canon relationship
>>92876902
TA HAVE?
>>92855391
>>92876409
>>92876479
>>92877225
you idiots. none of what has been said is true.
Rustle "tracing CP" was just a joke, they just chose him to bother because he's popular enough. There's much more realistic authors
Show got into real life trouble for tracing, but due to copyright issues. He just traced for some promotional art for one of his non-h mangas. If anything, he used to trace legal porn, since a few of his old works look kinda off proportioned
And Geiger Counter is just a normal rape doujin with a particulary sad conclusion. No particular drama appart from that.
God /co/ is full of newfags
>>92891664
hey
ur just a big bully
The conclusion wasn't THAT sad. It was kinda funny, in an exaggerated way. I can't really imagine people being that cavalier towards something that brĂ¼tal. Not in Japan, at least. Maybe in Kebabistan, but not civilized Asia.
>>92865300
>>92855979
do you honestly believe them?
>>92855391
>>92891433
internet proved you wrong before you even posted the image.
>>92877845
It's from Hanazuki.
It's called Mirror Plant. When someone speaks around it, it takes on their appearance and says what they're really thinking. Usually this just means repeating what someone said, but if someone's lying around them, or a creature that can't speak tries to talk, they reveal their actual thoughts.
Basically it's a narcissist's dream.
>>92890412
That might have been the least funny video I've ever seen.
>>92892058
That was the joke, you stupid fuck.
It was a shit joke, but how did you not get that?
>>92893718
Stay mad.
>>92893718
>taking 4chan personally
I'm not even edgy, you just need to not be such a pussy. People are going to be hurtful here. Try wearing panties that won't get in a knot so easily.
>>92891664
who's rustle?
Im a bit lost...
>>92894318
/thread
>>92891367
>yfw Grenda was in a scene with a swimsuit on instead of Candy Chiu
>>92894296
Some hentai artist who's shocked many and aroused some. The thread kind of got derailed when someome used one of his drawings as a reaction image.
Classic /co/.