When are you getting a job in the industry just so you can make

>>92848836
Right after you kill yourself.

>>92848836
Based desu

>>92848836
They don't make Darkstalkers cartoons anymore.

And I'm not a member of the (((tribe)))

>>92848892
so never? too bad

How did the various tumbrinas feel about first finding this all out from a screencap on /co/?

>>92848836
What's his name again?

>>92848963
why would they care where the screencap came from

>>92848984
SHAKEZULA

THE MIKE RULAH

>>92848963
There was one girl on twitter who said something about how she hated that the source came from 4chan, but they get work done so she has no choice. It was posted in the thread the other day.

>>92848984
Jake "I'm in heaven when she's seven" Goldman
Jake "Eat shit Anon, my waifu's canon" Goldman
Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in the ginger loli" Goldman
Jake "When they start twerking I get to jerking" Goldman
Jake "Time to give this five year old girl a whirl" Goldman

>>92848984
Jake "Kindergarten Snake" Goldman

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Imagine the shitfest that would have happened had this been years ago.

Or on an actually good show.

>>92849007
THE OLD SCHOOLAH

>>92849062
Why would it have had a bigger impact a year ago?
>>92848836
living de dream

>>92849062

You wouldn't even be know about this without the internet.

Wasn't he responsible for the twerking episode?

That makes it seem like less than a "We are out of touch" and more of "One of our writers gets sexual gratification from this" which is incredibly fucked

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>>92849087

I don't know, I'm about to fall over from needing to sleep.

>>92849062
I feel like this is the right timing for maximum impact. Tumblr and outrage culture were less of a thing years ago.

Wait, I was away for a week, who is this man and what happened?

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>>92848836
Until she's pregnant, he isn't on Marv Wolfman's level.

>We can't have Miss Bellum around anymore because it would send the wrong message
>But we can totally draw all this beefcake with one of our writers self-inserts and Blossom.
>What do you mean we're getting canceled?

>>92848836

Somebody who worked on the show said he didn't design the character, other people did cause they thought it'd be funny. But it's much more exciting to think that some guy self-inserted himself in a cartoon to be the love interest of a little girl so everyone will ignore this.

I'm going to laugh my ass off if this is what pulls the show off the air

>>92848996
We're problematic

>>92849159
>Somebody who worked on the show said he didn't design the character, other people did cause they thought it'd be funny.
Sometimes. a lack of tact could bring the best laughs.

>>92848996
Because it's tumblr and they're a pack of gibbering retards.

>>92849159
What makes you think what that guy said is true and not what's right in front of your eyes?

This is disgusting, everyone knows the one for Blossom is AAAKUUUU

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>>92849147
>Wife divorces me, leaves with teenage daughter
>Self-insert myself into Teen Titans, have my 40-yr old self seduce teenage Donna Troy.
>Marry her, she has my baby.
>I divorce HER, that'll show the bitch!

A story arc so creepy and misogynistic even John Byrne worked to wipe it out.

>>92849196
We need fanart of Aku getting pissed at Jake

>>92849194

I dont know, I think trust someone who worked on the show more than I trust 4chan.

>>92849159
>haha, it's just a joke, haha.
>isn't it funny that i'm dating a 5 year old? Such a great joke!
I need more comedy like this, it's too funny. When's the next cartoon that has a relationship between a toddler and an adult? Just because it's funny, haha.

>>92849201
That's Len Wein you silly fuck.

>>92848984
Jake "Sugar, spice, underage pussy like a vice" Goldman

>>92849259
Haha, that is a good joke! Hey, I wonder what it would look like if they did sexy times... LOL! Someone should make a picture of that... just for kicks! Hahaha

>>92849146
We all found out that one of the head writers of the new PPG self-inserts himself as Blossom's boyfriend. Other moments (the writer wiping sweat off his face when discussing Blossom's character, a scene where Blossom goes to a food truck called "Jake's Noodz") have furthered that observation into memery.

>>92849215
some anon just drew art of aku fucking blossom in front of jake

>>92848963

wait, has this actually been confirmed? what screencap? i thought you guys were just shitposting about him being a pedo.

>>92849317
Nigga I need a link to that shit

>>92849329
It has been confirmed to the satisfaction of anyone who is not literally mentally handicapped, yes. What do you need a confession?

>>92848939
You forgot your trip, Boco.

>>92849201
What was mysoginistic about it?
Sounds more interesting than the PPG thing.

>>92849378
Not him, and different 'stalkerette.

>>92848836
Sounds like this man should be /co/'s hero.

>>92848984
Jake "8 is too late" Goldman

>>92849062
This has 100% already happened a few times before, we just never found out about it.
I mean it kinda did in Gravity Falls.

>>92848836
Aku shippers KEKED!

>>92848836
>grow up on the power puff girls
>always had a crush on Blossom
>years later grow past it and somehow become a part of the reboot
>decide it'd be funny if you put yourself as a kid again in the show to date your childhood crush
>people now think you're a pedophile

>>92849193
One of my apartment-mates browses tumblr and 4chan caps come up in his feed all the time. I don't think most of them care.

>>92849193
sounds just like /co/ to me

>>92849401
If he were more subtle about it and the show wasn't terrible we probably wouldn't care. Tumblr definitely would though.

>>92849259

But he didn't even design the character.

>>92849445
proudcuck.jpg

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>>92849401
if he was a hero he'd use the power of hypercrisis to make his waifu real and marry her like Paul Dini did with Zatanna

>>92849376

>ask for proof of serious accusation because i actually don't know what's going on, and admit it
>get meme shitposting ad hominen dramabait response from an probably underage faggot

k lol. when did this place turn into tumblr?

>>92849433
Let's not pretend it was a joke and he wasn't fapping to the idea of his self-insert dicking Blossom. I do agree it shouldn't be considered pedophilia if he was into her as a kid.

>>92849433
He doesn't look like the usual PPG kids in those images.

>>92849477
What exactly would you consider proof? You're a little retard.

Has Jake "If her age is on the clock she's ready for the cock" Goldman responded to all of this?

>>92848836
Look at that scnozz.

>>92849502

once again, i asked twice for a simple explanation, but apparently you can't read. you're weirdly defensive and angry about inquiries, anon. you're probably fat. fat people get angry and irrational over nothing and have poor reading comprehension skills for anything that isn't a dollar menu, so i can see why my questions confused and frightened you.

>>92848836
You know, I feel bad for this guy. Sure, it was super weird inserting himself as the fantasy of a literal 5 year old, but let's face it, half of you fuckers have had similar thoughts, so he's not exactly alone in his fetishes.

But because he got put in a position of creative power and he didn't have the foresight to realise such a decision was a bad idea, he's now going to be haunted by it for the rest of his life.

>>92849468
what did he mean by this

>>92849684
Okay kid.

>>92849708
People in here aren't mad that he did it, they're mad that they themselves aren't able to do it.

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>>92849717

seems i hit a nerve. at least ice cream will never hurt you, right, buddy? oh well, at least i learned that this whole thing is just /co/ shitposting, as usual. i was hoping ppg would finally get cancelled, but i guess we're stuck with it.

>>92849708
>half of you fuckers have had similar thoughts
speak for yourself motherfucker. I've never in my whole life thought about doing garbage like that

>>92849732
I'm upset that he apparently cared for Blossom but tainted her with a horrendous reboot.

>>92849708
Most of us have enough self-awareness that that shit is autistic as fuck and should never happen outside of fan fiction.

>>92849018

We're like a Maverick detective. Sure he rest of the department hates us but WE GET RESULTS GODDAMMIT!!

>>92848984
Jake "No sex without Chemical X" Goldman
Jake "Beat it Rough to Powerpuff" Goldman

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>>92849984
NOW OUT OF MY SIGHT OR I'LL HAVE YOUR BADGE!

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It's weird. I basically already had something similar kinda happen to me except my waifu is from a video game.
[spoilers]My waifu was Lucina from Fire Emblem Awakening and I liked her because she wears a mask and has an even temperament. In Fire Emblem Echoes they introduced someone with literally the same name as me and who acts just like me but also wears a mask and serves a similar role as her. Obviously they can't be together since they're from different games but I wouldn't be surprised if people started shipping them together down the line.[/spoiler]

>>92849098
Yes he writes most of the episodes

>>92849302
>Jake's Noodz

Wait wat

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>>92848836
I'd rather show up as an occasional reoccurring background character the main characters say hello to everyone once in a while, can't imagine going borderline Chris-Chan and just putting myself with a waifu.

>>92848836
Is this for real? Or just some misunderstanding exaggerated? It can't be for real

>>92848939
Fucking hibernians only help themselves ,case in point :(((MacCracken)))

>>92849065
YOU WANNA TRIP

Have you ever wondered what Blossom's eggs smell like haha

>>92849466
Sure he didnt jake

What a retarded mess
>>"creator"
>trying to capitalize on what's slowly becoming "twitter news"
>muh creepy age gap
The issue is that self inserting of any kind is retarded to some degree, this just happens to be overly dumb, just like the rest of this god forsaken cast and crew. Quit blowing shit out of proportion, it was funny to watch the show trainwreck itself but "omg creepy pedophile i literally can't even right now" threads just show how much tumblr has came in here, targeting the wrong aspects of this shit.

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>>92851416
what the fuck is this gay shit nigga

>>92851432
Could be worse. It could've been a non humanoid

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>>92851432

>>92851469
>>92851416
i want to hate him, but hes breddy gud

>>92851469

You seem to have misunderstood. The question was "What the fuck is this gay ass shit nigga?" As in "What the fuck am I looking at?" with the implication that the poster was both confused and angry at said image. They were not inviting you to post more. In fact I believe they were rather asking you where these abominations came from in the hopes they could somehow be purged from the earth.

>>92850478

I'LL BRING IT TO YA

>>92848984
Jake "Huge fucking pedophile" Goldmember

>>92851347
>The issue is that self inserting of any kind is retarded
T. Pleb who never heard that the best stories contain a tiny bit of the author's experiences.

>>92849401
It's mostly because we want the show canceled.

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>Tara Strong literally whores herself out to people working in the animation and video game industry.
>I chose the military as a career path

Fuck.

>>92849350
ya-nasty-teacup.tumblr.com/post/161263184154/

>>92852050
HAHAHAHAHAH

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>>92852050
TEACUP YOU MADWOMAN

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>when I think about mai waifu

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>>92852050
Now send it to him.

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Would you self-insert your cameo into a show you worked on?

>>92848836
What's his endgame?

>>92852050
Well fuck.
That gave me a boner.

>>92848836
Chris Chan 2.0

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>>92852262
has no one learned from beast machines?

piss off /send the writer death threats.

writer fucks the canon forever.

>>92849708
Good.

>>92852404
This isn't a death threat, and PPG is already ruined.

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>>92852050
My sides..

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>>92852050

I'm so jealous, to exist in canon fucking my waifu would be my life achievement

>>92852497
they end the show with blossom and jared are married.

basically trolling/pissing off writers are a bad idea.

>>92848836
aren't the PPG still in kindergarten? that's a straight up in-show pedophilic relationship

>>92852404
Beast Wars/machines has aged so shittily that I legit can't tell what is going on in this image. It looks like abstract art.

>>92849193
How is that different to /co/?

>>92852773
Nah, they elementary school now.

>>92849433
I used to have a crush on Sakura from Cardcaptor Sakura when I was a kid.

>>92849159
Jake in an interview days he was a Blossom guy and seemed kinda nervous when asked what his favorite powerpuff was

>>92852404
These people would probably end up making PPG good if they tried making it shitty.

>>92852749
That would be EXCELLENT, maybe even potentially career ending for the idiots involved once the outrage machine got going.

>>92849159
Yeah, but that's obviously a lie.

Can't wait for Haley Mancini to throw her friend Goldman under the bus once the feminist mob goes after him.

Not even animation can make me look good.

>>92849193
the gibbering retards on tumblr are a just a vocal minority, my dude

kinda like 4chan was before five thousand 12 year olds from /r/t_d flooded the site; now the retards here are a majority

>>92848836
His only mistake was waifuing worst girl
There I said it

>>92852947
i thought the feminists and pedophiles were allied

>>92852050
Great, now (((Jake))) will turn into an autistic Guts.

>>92851618
Jake "Three Years and A Day Is A-OK" GoldBergStien

>>92849037
kek

>>92852269
I don't think I would be a good character for the most part

physically I might be a good back ground character maybe

>>92853096
>autistic Guts.
>because his one-itus was getting fucked by her bf

This type of thread again...

>>92852050
UNSPEAKABLE EVIL

>>92848984
Jake "Statuary Rape" Goldman

>>92852827
i think having the hots for sakura is way more normal than one of the ppg, just going off the designs.

ppg's are not fuckable desu.

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>>92852800
The finale has Optimus defeat Megatron in a 20 minute long fight scene, while sacrificing himself to unify both organic and technological tothe planet. It was to lead into the next series, Transtech.

Unfortunately, people like that anon cried NOT MUH BEASTIES and Transtech was shelved for badly dubbed anime for the next decade.

>>92848836
Have memes and edits already been made?

>>92849159
People Say a lot of shit when called out. Doesn't mean that any what they say is true.

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>>92852050

>>92849216
Then you are a fool for trusting the word of a man in whose direct interest it would be to cover up any sort of scandal that could further degrade the reputation of the already disreputable show that he works on.

>>92849505
He hasn't tweeted at all since this broke. People are still sending him messages about it too.

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>>92851416
Is that Dan avadan? Also
>waifuing literally worst gem
Holy shit taste Batman!

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>>92849037
>Jake "I'm in heaven when she's seven" Goldman

>>92849216
"I am gullible "

>>92852404
It already sucks, do it faggot.

>>92852269
background character at most.

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>>92849291
too much anon

>>92852404
No one on /co/ likes nu-ppg

Burn it, fgt.

>>92852269
Only if they get to do something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG5w4jxh5a8

>>92848836
The FBI should keep tabs on him

>>92850229
>implying chris chan gets laid even in his own comics

Sounds like someone needs to reread sonichu

>>92852269
If I did, he'd be some low tier, one off, henchman/minion that says some real meta shit before getting anihilated somehow

>>92853039
Not when the kids are fictional.

>>92848963
>"Screencap"
As if tumblrinas doesn't browse /co/blr

>>92849216
I wouldn't trust a bunch of hacks who tripped over themselves justifying why they got rid of Bellum.

A random Anon has more credibility than them.

>>92853886
don't get autistic over a single word

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>>92848836
threadly reminder

>>92853886
>>92853921
DELET THIS REEEEE

>>92853986
Who cares? It's not every day you find something lulzy happening on /co/

When is the Happy Merchant edit coming?

>>92849201
>non-ironically using the words "creepy" and "misogynistic" as an insult

Hello, one and only female on 4chan. Where are your tits?

>>92849401
Would have been /b/'s hero back in the days.

>>92848984
Jake "I fucked Blossom it was awesome" Goldman
Jake "Take a girl for a whirl" Goldman

>>92852269
fuck it
i want to surpass him.

i want to be the mariest of sues all the 2d grills want me. all of them are a different fetish.

>>92853986
Worst k-on

>>92854491
That's not Azusa

>>92854576
That's not Jun.

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>>92849037
>Ravioli ravioli cum in the ginger loli

>>92849708
>he's now going to be haunted by it for the rest of his life.

He won't, it's stupid drama that will blow over in a week. Kids here care about it but adults and people who do the hiring don't. And kids here won't care about it in a few weeks when some other manufactured stupid Internet drama blows through.

Most people including employers who google his name will find it worthy of a chuckle at best. People know how this stupid shit works now. Fans complain about everybody and he didn't do anything illegal or unethical to grown-ups who don't view cartoon characters as real people like tumblr does. These companies don't cater to the fat pansexual otherkin who live in their parents' basement demographic like tumblr is convinced they do.

>>92849159
Wow, Somebody said this? Not just anybody, Somebody! I trust them with my life, they must be telling the truth!

>>92849401
If it was an actual good waifu and not a bastardized version of a toddler then he'd be mine.

>>92848984
Nose Shalom.

>>92848984
Jake "It's illegal if it's a goy" Goldman

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>>92848836

Foreigners are not welcome in the anime industry.

>>92852269
I'd put myself as the villain, it could work out well

>>92852269
Yes, then I'd immediatly kill my self-insert.

>>92849037
>Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in the ginger loli" Goldman
That doesn't even rhyme tho

>>92853405
There's no scandal, even if he did self-insert himself at worst it looks kind of doofy, it's not like accusations of molesting real kids that people in the industry even then shrug off. If didn't do anything wrong just something pretentious and lame. Lots of creators put themselves as a kid characters into their cartoons. Alex Hirsch did it with Dipper and think about shit like Life with Louie where some adult as a kid on a cartoon show is the whole plot. Those kids characters have love plots with other kids. I find that tedious and stupid myself but it happens all the time. It's lamer here because these are somebody else's characters but unless you're psychotic it's just kind of dippy and conceited not "wrong." You have to be a maximum tumblrina who sees pedo everywhere to say self-inserts into kids' cartoons are pedo. Google around and you'll find tumblr has accused everyone in the industry of being a pedo, sometimes while themselves drawing actual pedo porn that they magically excuse since they're women with a snowflake sexuality, so no one who's not retarded listens to tumblr when they pull this outrage shit every few days. It's one reason the SJW outraged, offended culture is seeing so much backlash: too much damn crying wolf about nothing pretty much all of the time.

>>92849302
Dying for a pic of this hahaha

>>92849018
If we were characters the belligerent sexual tension would be something to see.

>>92854837
nah, it's just they wouldn't be able to keep up with japans insane work flow. There's like that one guy who got to animate on naruto, but he's prbably regretting it.

>>92848984
Jake "sugar and spice and everything nice" Goldman

>>92855046
that's a lot of defense force right there anon

>>92849708
>>92849732
>lol! everyone in /co/ is a waifufag just like me!
Neck yourself.

>>92852269
As a comic relief jobber, sure

>>92855046
>Self inserts are okay

>Self inserts in a reboot where one of the main characters is written into a relationship with said self insert is okay

I'm sorry, but no. Taking a pre established character and making her your slut is not rad.

>>92855171
I really hate the PPG reboot and I probaby hate this guy, but even more, I fucking hate tumblr. I can't look for fan art of any show I watch their without coming across 5,000 "callout posts" about how every single tv show creator, film director, actor and author in the entire world is a pedo, racist, homophobic, rapist supporter of the patriarchy, there are three dozen of these "scandals" running at all times junking up everything. Ditto fo everyone in the business and political world and random people on the Internet, too. It's gotten to the point where someone could be a child murdering and eating Nazi but since tumblr says that about everyone if I saw them say it I wouldn't believe it. What I can't stand is people being offended by every damn thing they twist around to make into some slight against their identity politics and the belief that the whole world should be their hugbox and cater to them. Entitled as fuck. I also hate autists who can't tell fiction from reality. I like cartoons and comics but I'm not convinced they're real on the astral plane and I'm really an anime character like tumblr is.

>>92848984
Jack "Chemical XXX Preschooler Sex" Goldman
Jack "Shoah Is Nice To Fuck Children" Goldman

>>92855314
I don't ever like self-inserts because they're so up creators' own asses but writers and artists do it all the time. I remember with R. M. Shamaladingdong put himself as an artistic genius unfairly persecuted by mean critics into one of his movies. Shit was fucked. And yes putting yourself into an established franchise is even stupider, neither are "okay" and it's worthy of mockery and the show should have been canceled ages ago for being shit. But it's not "offensive" or "the patriarchy." It's just stupid.

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>>92855369
>>92855375
>Shoah is nice to fuck children

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>>92848836
>When are you getting a job in the industry just so you can make your waifu relationship canon, /co/?

>TTG will still be around by time Pan gets into CN

This is a dark timeline that I know we are heading towards.

>>92848836
This is akin to Al Capone's taxes.

Had the show been good or at least tolerably harmless, people would have just called him a faggot and forget about it after a while. However, because the show is the abomination that it is, /co/ is using this as an excuse to try and destroy everyone who had a part in making this travesty of a cartoon which I feel is completely justified.

>>92849037
this are top tier

>>92852050
glorious

>>92848836
Between this and the Clarence guy and Rebecca Sugar, the fuck is with cartoon creators?

>>92849476
Nobody will ever top this

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>>92852050

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>>92852050
AAKKKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>92855230
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

>>92852050
This is more like it /co/. No moral outrage, just mocking pornography.

>>92849302
OMFG SERIOUSLY??

>>92848984
JAKE (((GOLDMAN)))

>>92852050
Wish it was adult Blossom. But still kinda funny.

>>92857781
Adult Blossom might be a little old for Shapiro.

>>92853664
Chris has created several comics where he gets laid, but I'm not sure where they fit in the Sonichu canon.

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>>92857988
Reminder that he also impregnated himself
>sonichu.com/cwcki/May_2015_Facebook_posts#Meet_Russel_and_Cynthia

>>92852050
Made my day

>>92849201
I thought /co/mblr wasn't real. Guess I was wrong.

>>92852269
as a background character at most

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reminder this happened last year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EaGiXaLEVU

>>92852262
this, or they need to send a bunch of images showing he wants to fuck blossom straight to CN

>>92848963
I doubt they care, since we share a hatred of new PPG.

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>>92857819

>>92849159
>>92849194
either event is just as likely to have happened. the only ones that really know are the production team.
it's dubious at best so I think everyone could have a little fum but all the drama over this is unneeded

>>92853039
since when?

>>92853234
>not fuckable
what is r34

>>92858825
nah Im pretty sure that post was pretty popular dude

>>92858732
>The animation is better!
Is this guy 12?

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>>92857316
>OMFG SERIOUSLY??

>>92848984
Jake "self-insert makes career at stake" Goldman

>>92859304
It's fucked up, Jake.

>>92852749
>>92852497
yep. What happened to PPG right now is beyond repair. People already gave them enough time to fix A LOT of things. But instead, they lowered their standards even more. They deserved what is coming.

>>92848984
Jake "Pound her puff" Goldman

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>>92852050
Nice.

>>92857781
>Wish it was adult Blossom
You're on the wrong board, buddy.

My waifu is a non canon AU version of a character so unless I get a special one off episode about it I couldn't do so even if I wanted to

>>92848984
Jack "My Noodles are Delicious, Have some, my waifu" Goldman

>>92849984

You're a loose canon!

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>>92852050
FOOOOOOOOOLISH ANIMATOR

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>>92852050

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>>92849984
Now, I know what you're thinkin. "Did he fire six shitposts or only five?"

Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kinda lost track myself. But keeping in mind that this is 4chan shitstarter, the most powerful weaponized Autism vehicle in the world, and would blow your reputation clear off, you've got to ask yourself one question. "Do I feel lucky?"

Well? Do ya punk"

>>92852404
He won't fuck the canon, but he might fuck Blossom.

>>92853039
Feminists should marry pedophiles. It's a free ticket to a three-way.

>>92852827
I see more her as daughteru myself

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>>92849037

>>92854491
You better take that back right now, fucker

>>92848984
Jake "If their over 8, they'll have to wait" Goldman

>>92848984
Jake "Him Diddle Liddle" Goldman

>>92848836
his nose is bigger than his ego........maybe

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>>92852050

>>92852269
>>92852269

Only as a background character or for a gag like american dad does

>>92861803
Feminists are big babies anyway, it's a perfect match

>>92858732
Pan actually had him on the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98RhoH-x4vA

>>92849422
What did happen in GF? O=r are you talking about the "Wendy is based on Lauren" meme?

>>92864715
main character is based on the creator and writer of the show, and the main character's sister is based of off the creator's sister

>>92848836
>Crazed5467
what the fuck I know that guy

>>92857501
this

>>92849329
Like a week ago there was a thread that brought the self-insert to attention, and a screencap summarizing it was thereafter made and distributed.

>>92851416
Why does he draw Sugar to look like an ugly japanese man?

>>92863052
Lets not go that far.

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Looks like this story might be getting some new legs.

>>92854199
>it's tumblr to call people out for being complete freaks

>>92865873
literally who

>>92855040
Then you've been pronouncing loli wrong this whole time, it is not "lolly".

>>92855040
>pernoucing loli wrong
loli sound like lul le you dingust
ole in raviole sound like ul -le
get out and back to <SCAPEGOAT>

>>92859971
>You're on the wrong board, buddy.
/co/ really did become /tv/, huh.

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Relevant?

>>92867510
/co/ became tumblr.
Western loli was a huge thing here, but I think mods have curtailed that significantly over the years, i.e. straight shota threads can hit bump limit, but threads about straight loli get purged.

>>92867606
Holy fucking shit
also where is Buttercup lmao

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>>92867866
>also where is Buttercup lmao
Sold separately.

>>92867973
for what purpo-
>have to buy two separate toys
oh yeah

>>92849476
This is why Paul Dini's the GOAT

>>92851416
>>92851469
Who is this?

>>92852269
Either as a background character that shows up maybe once or twice or I go about it like Daisuke Ishiwatari does with Sol Badguy

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>>92867866

>implying it isn't /pol/'s fault

>>92851432
misused wasted autism
why do so many good artists have to persist on drawing weird shit?

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>>92852050

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>>92852050

Not bad, but I feel it could be more humiliating.

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>>92852050
>>92869478

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>>92852050
FUCKING BASED

>>92869566
Checked. Maybe dialogue or something?

>>92852269
Nah, 'Id get an animator from another show to self-insert me on his show, and I'll do the same for him on mine, Like some Strangers on a Train shit. No one will ever know.

>>92851507
one of the storyboarders from the show drew these

>>92867606
where's buttercup?

>>92871493
Nigga u blind?
here >>92867973

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>>92852050

@92848836
Okay guys, this is Jake Goldman and i'd just really like to fill you guys in on whats going on with this whole situation. I have NEVER been into Blossom at all, and any sort of interaction between my oc and Blossom is just my pals doing some good-natured ribbing. in regards to the"creepy-ness" of all of this, that was just a case of the animators (friends of mine) pulling my leg, they meant nothing behind it and it wasn't inspired by how I "feel" about a fictional character. This whole thing has spiraled out of control, so I wanted to come to where it all began, 4Chan, or more specifically, /Co/, in order to help dispel these crazy notions about me. As of now, I've been in contact with the police to learn how to keep myself safe in this situation, due to all the threats I've gotten. Before, when this was all new, I'll admit I was scared that my life was going to be ruined, but not anymore. My friends and family all know who I am and they know I would never interact with a child (fictional or not) with disgusting intentions in my heart, and that has really helped me to take a step back and remember that the only responsibility I have is to help the internet understand who I am as well. This part of my life has been a horrifying, but small phase in my life but I'm not scared, I'm just not interested in it spinning any further anymore and I'd like to put an end to it as I'm sure most of you will understand. I know I'm asking alot, and I don't expect some of you to fully understand, but If you guys could just relax about all this, and give me the benefit of the doubt, I would appreciate it alot. I have no problem with you guys, but please PLEASE, stop throwing accusations. Thanks for understanding guys

>>92852269
Something dumb like a cute animal mascot like Ikuhara does.
At worse, a troll character like Tolkein did.

This is just plain sad and creepy.

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>>92874657
u wot m8?

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>>92874657
fuck off jew

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>>92874657

>>92848984
Jake "Hold her down make her frown" Goldman

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>>92852050
>92852050

Jesus how did this take so long to figure out. It was so obvious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfZjNzM6lJU

>>92848984
Jake "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Goldman

>>92852050
My lungs hurt, this is incredible.

>>92875276
>Ask him who his favorite is
>Says Blossom while wiping sweat off his brow
>"Yeah he'd definitely wear bows in his hair if he could, he tells us that all the time"

Holy shit

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>>92875034
Not here, Fritz.

>>92848984
Jake "Rape" Goldman
Jake "If she's eight, she's too late to mate" Goldman
Jake "Self-insert my dick for her to lick" Goldman

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>>92848836
Why don't you get a job as a voice actor so you can BE you're own waifu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzvIn0mdXtY

>>92874657
Did you get that pasta somewhere or you actually typed all that?

>>92851520
I'M FRYLOCK AND I'M ON TOP ROCKIN' LIKE A COP
MEATWAD YOU'RE UP NEXT WITH YOUR KNOCK KNOCK

>>92852050
I hope the crops are bountiful for you this year

>>92859971
>you're on the wrong board

Goldman, please!

>>92862076
Seeing new pedobear memes makes me feel warm and cozy in some disturbing way.

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>>92875117

>>92870738
Huh, not a bad idea at all.

>>92852050
Fucking Incredible.

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>>92852050
ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN

>>92852050
BASED TUMBLR

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>>92877733
BASED DIGITS

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>>92874657
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>92852050
Shine on teacup you batshit crazy diamond you.

>>92849708
NO!

YOU DO NOT DEFILE THE WAIFU LIKE THIS; THEY MUST REMAIN PURE

>>92876272
Tiffany Grant's enthusiasm for Asuka is far more enduring.

>>92852269
I would go the Vazquez route and use it for self deprecating jokes

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>>92852404
>PPG reboot is good
>mfw

Jake "Almost as bad as Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Snyder " Goldman.

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>>92874657
Don't worry jake, the animation industry is filled with people like you.

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>>92852050
Yes yes yes!

>>92848984
Dan Schneider

>>92864715
>>92865290
>>92849422

The creator basing characters off himself or family isn't that unusual.

What makes this creepy is that these are characters with history and this guy is inserting himself in as a love interest, fanfiction style.

>>92874657
>@92848836
>@
>on 4chan
If this is a ruse, it is well done.

>>92870738
that sounds super fun

>>92874657
>this is Jake Goldman
bullshit until you post doodle with timestamp
doodle should be blossom crying on Professor's shoulder

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>>92874657
You have to timestamp to prove that it is you.

>>92880444
based Walt

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>>92854491
Those are fighting words, pal.

>>92848984
My god these replies. Pure gold

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>>92852050
I'm going to be laughing myself to sleep tonight.

Is his character supposed to be the same age as Blossom?

Also I hope nobody that's into shota lusts over his self insert character

>>92852050
Oh man, last thread I saw this in, I decided to take a look. Was not pleased...

>>92853516
He knows he's fucked

>>92880444
>you'll never get to meet that absolute madman Walt Disney
Fucking Walt

>>92880938
someone should draw porn of him

someone should make a self-insert that drools over his character so he gets to taste his own medicine

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>>92875117
B A S E D

also Jake will never top Aku

>>92881053
make it a really buff hairy guy thats over three times his stature to preserve the size difference going between him and bubbles

>>92880944
Get the fuck off 4chan and go back to Reddshit and/or Scumblr.

>>92853524
Everything about your post screams underaged

>>92848984
Jake "Gotta stuff a powerpuff" Goldman

>>92874657
>implying Goldman would go straight for /co/ and not do that shit on /b/ and get ignored
Pretty believable though.

>>92881103
UMMM... you do know that /co/ is a safe space right???

>>92881290
HMMMMMMMMMMM?

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>>92852050
wew fucking lad

>>92881088
Make him fat (but ugly and obese enough so no chubby chasers can fap to it).

>>92852050
>him in his briefs
I'm sure someone's gonna fap to him too

>>92852050
W E W

>>92881290
its a worksafe space, not a sensory deprivation tank.

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How can Akuck ever recover from this?

>>92848984
Jake "Cummander and the leader" Goldman

>>92848836
>Forever known as the guy who wants to fuck a powerpuff girl

Holy shit

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>>92880444
This.

Besides the twerking, Jared Shapiro, and "Jake's Noodz", has anybody found other evidence of Jake's lust within the show?

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>>92880444
Someone at Warners seriously wanted to fuck this trap Rabbit.
And also possibly this Horse.

>>92882009
Not sure, but there's a certain "feeling" you get from a cartoon or a work of art when a pedo is involved (e.g. Shmorky's animations, Shadman's non-pedo artwork). It's this weird mix of forced cuteness and mean-spirited crassness

I definitely get that feeling from PPG 2016.

>>92881053
you mean a character that his drools over
>>92881088
>>92881336
yes

>>92881053
You know, it makes much more sense if it's just his character fapping in one panel and another person like >>92881088 and >>92881336 fapping to Jake's rule34 on their computer

>>92882578
No it has to be interaction, let his middle school self get raped by a guy with the same age difference between him and Blossom

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I'm pretty healthy mentally for someone who visits 4chan so I don't make non-existing characters into make-believe wives.

If that means I'll never work in the animation industry then so be it.

>>92874657
>As of now, I've been in contact with the police to learn how to keep myself safe in this situation, due to all the threats I've gotten.
Shitty pasta.
But this part is funny.

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>>92882034

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The show is such a huge pile of trash, who cares if one autistic managed to turn it into his own Chris-chan saga?
What I REALLY want to know is, why is tumblr, a place filled with homos who are per definition pedophiles, SO outraged by the possible pedo connotations?

They of all people should be cool with it. So is it virtue signalling or just throwing one of their own to the wolves because he's been found out?

>>92849401
If me being with my waifu isn't canon, then I don't want his to be.

>>92880444
So Walt would have browsed /co/

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>>92852050
>ya-nasty-teacup.tumblr.com/post/161263184154/
EXTRA THICC