Why does Superman have such a hard time getting laid from anyone

He could get literally all the women he wanted.

Clark's just too pure for sleeping around.

>>92835437
Clark was with women before Lois. WTF you talking about. He literally can get any women he wants.

>>92835486
This. Lana Lori, maxima.

>>92835462
This
/Thread

Clark is good looking, intelligent and charismatic but before all that, he's a boy-scout.

Superman is pretty spergy and Lois has daddy issues so she wants someone the opposite of him in Clark

>>92835437
Hard time?
https://imgur.com/a/9z0RJ

>>92835566
Why the boy-scout shit? What the fuck does that even mean anymore? Feels more like an insult

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>>92835437
Don't pair him with shitty relationships like SM/WW. He doesn't need to be with Lois but he needs to have at least some chemistry and a certain dynamic with his partner before putting them together. That's was one of the main problems with SM/WW and why it was so shit it was retconned.

I relate more to Batman

I am extremely lonely and cant connect to any women on a deeper level. Sex alone isnt enough

>>92835437
He was raised in Kansas, he's probably really conservative/old school when it comes to romance in general. Like anon said, he's 'pure'.

>>92835632
or bad writing.

https://youtu.be/eg3i_9WsDQU

>>92835658
Thats Peter parker

>>92835629
>Why the boy-scout shit? What the fuck does that even mean anymore?

Well, it's been like 2 decades since I had to give the oath but being a boy scout means to obey the law, help others at all times, and keep yourself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight.

It's generally used as an insult or dismissal by people that can't do those things. Especially that last one.

>>92835767
So its an insult because you are being a good person?

If you guys read comics would know that Pre-Flashpoint Superman got more pussy than fucking Batman.

Superman banged tons of normal girls and several superpowered females.

>>92835747
Seems like Peter has at least met a few women he loved. I cant say the same. Ive only met women Ive wanted to fuck

>>92835437
>tfw you'll never start a family with superman

>>92835826
Kinda. When other characters refer to Clark being a boy-scout, its usually a jab at his naivety.

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>>92835731
>Normies actually believe this and think they know anything about comics and trying to use "logic" in a world where Superman can actually exist in a world of physics.

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Superman fucks and impregnates Wonder Woman in several Elseworlds. Like... that's almost why Elseworlds exist in the first place. To see Superman and Wonder banging.

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Bring back non-dyke Maxima and use her instead of WW when they want to pair SM with another "god."

>>92835826
Crabs in a bucket, man. People don't want to see you live right because then they have no excuse. They don't want people to look up to, they want everyone to be shit, because if everyone is shit then they can slum it. They don't want to climb the mountain, they want to bulldoze it.

That's why the movie version of Superman is praised for being "realistic". Because he's no longer a morally upright confident icon.

>>92835767
Thats sounds very reasonable and good. I always thought boy-scout was just another way of saying nerd.

>>92835949
The main reason why they do it because think "God and Goddess" is interesting but really it's shit and boring. Superman is thought as the perfect man and Wonder Woman as the perfect women, so them breeding would make a super perfect blah, blah, blah. It's dumb and probably the least interesting offspring options either of them could have.

>>92836114

It's weird how their kids in these stories always become major asses or outright villains eventually.

>>92836163
KC Superman wasn't an ass though. Just a man filled with guilt.

>>92836493

He was an ass who thought he was a god. He was going to burn the UN.

So, if Clark is pure, does it then follow that Lois is naughty and likes to tease him?

>>92836571
He was a bit self-righteous but still not an ass. Batman was one though.

>>92836806

Batman kept himself out of the conflict because he knew it was stupid pointless fight, was monitoring the Lex Luthor because he knew Luthor was about to take advantage of Superman's stupidity and tried to stop the stupid pointless war.

Superman just doubled down on his mistakes propelled by Wonder Woman extremism and then when faced with the consequences wanted to kill the entire UN in anger.

>>92836885
Because they wanted to kill them all.

>>92836909

Because the UN was fucking scared of a bunch of self-entitled gods going to war with each other in American soil.

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>>92835437
Plenty of women have been (and probably still are) thirsty for Clark, he's just a one woman kind of guy, and that one woman is Lois.

>>92838647
Tinya, pls. Clark is not for sexual.

>>92835437
>implying Clark has sex before marriage

He was raised in Kansas.

>>92835437
Superman is not for sexual, unless it's with Lois in the missionary position for the sole purpose of Jon.

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>>92838647
honestly sometimes it feels like he's a harem protagonist

>>92839092

He is. That pic there was from a time where ALL, FUCKING ALL of the female JL members were in love with his dick. There was even a subplot about Guy Gardner feeling cucked-out because Ice loved Superman and not him, to the point where he was glad when Superman died right up to the moment he saw Ice crying her heart out over losing Superman in her life.

>>92839092
WW face in the last panel

>>92835437
because he's not a slut

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>>92839193
>Ice loved Superman
that was cute but also pretty sad

>>92836571
>He was going to burn the UN.
That's not even bad desu

>>92835767
I think it's become synonymous with childish and naive.

>>92839092
>WW: "If this bitch fucking scream at me one more time"

>>92835731
Thanks for reminding me what a source of cancer Family Guy is

>>92836969
So they decided to nuke American soil? They were retarded.

>>92839719
>>92839937

They were afraid of being taken over by "gods" that had thus far showed little consideration for the lowly humans.

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>>92835437
He has a fetish for LL initials.

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>>92840187
>He has a fetish for LL initials.
Yup.

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Is not Kara But non kryptonian Supergirl linda

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Did SA Clark hate his Lois that much ??

Wasn't SA Superman a bit of a man whore?

>>92840515
Lana and Lois thirsty as fuck

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Kal El wakes up to this every day so why would he want another woman

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>>92839092
Maxima could fuck Diana up. Her and Superman where the only ones strong enough to trade blows with Doomsday.

>>92840681
Because Zatanna is better.

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>>92835437
>>92840681
>>92840773
You can't help who you fall in love with.

>>92840773
Zatanna is also magic and he doesn't like magic

>>92840818
Jon playing with Cathy my heart I don't want her to be evil bros

>>92840818
Meh. Never liked Lois anyway. Superbro didnt really loved Lois either. That was just Jurgens forcing it.

>>92840681
Oh man. I just love this entire picture.

>>92840681
grumpy bedhead Lois is best Lois

>>92840899
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU LIKE LOIS BECAUSE SUPERMAN DOES REEEEE

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>>92840681
Rebirth Lois is best Lois for sure. I felt like this look is finally a piece ass that worthy of Superman.

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>>92840833
that's part of the charm for me
>>92841112
Rebirth Superman makes me smile like an idiot

Clark isn't a slut like Bruce or Hal, people want to fug him and have tried raping him but he's too pure for that shit.

>>92840681
Is it weird that I kinda want to see Lois and Alfred hanging out now? Add Etta and we have a snarky emotional support Trinity.

>>92840899

Superbro liked Lois better than Diana. Even when he was dating Diana he constantly thought about Lois.

Well, i guess that's true to all the other Elseworlds as well, isn't it? Even including Injustice.

>>92841502

Bruce isn't a slut. Bruce slept with less people than Clark.

>>92841799
No he didn't he loved Diana more. Injustice yeah

>>92841502
Actually despite popular belief I'm sure Wayne isnt a manwhore

>>92841845

Every other Superman book at the time implied he still had feelings for Lois. He only started to "luev" Diana during Tomasi run on SM/WW and this out of nowhere to make their break-up more tragic.

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>>92841879
>>92841834

>>92841896
You are gonna have to accept the fact that Superbro loved WW. Thats just how it is and even if what you said were true DC fucked him over before we could get there because of Jon.

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>>92841964

Nah. Grant Morrison, Andy Diggle, George Perez, Scott Lobdell, Geoff Johns, Gene Luen Yang, Greg Pak. All these writers showed Superman still having feelings for Lois despite dating Wonder Woman.

Pic related.

>>92842075
Of admiration not love. We never got to see if he truly loved Lois because DC fucked him over.

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>>92841845
Clark was with Diana because Lois was with someone else and then they tried to make Lois a big cunt so that SM/WW would look better.
>>92841928
Bruce has at least fuck 3 known women and was raped by Orion's wife. There's hinted more but never confirmed.

>>92835437
Pretty sure he fucked Wonder Woman in N52.

>>92842075
Nah dude he loved WW. Doesn't matter if you ship Lois and Clark, point of the matter id that Superbro loved WW more than Lois. And thats ok because you got Lois and Clark back.

>>92842138
And then it was retconned.

>>92842117

Nah. We got to see many moments that Clark was actually jealous of Jon because he wanted to be with Lois. I don't have it with me but he confess to himself that he still wanted Lois despite being with Wonder Woman.

>>92842124
Yeah he did thought about it but he didn't love her.

>>92842182
Like what? the first issue he shows up? Thats it. Dude disappeared then. You just gonna have to accept that Superbro loved WW.

>>92842182
He never said that though

>>92835437
Superman does not have sex unless it's with his wife, Lois for the sole purpose of procreation.

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>>92842161
>>92842248
>>92842272

Do you want me to post panels and more panels of Clark showing feelings for Lois despite being with Diana? Because there are plenty.

>>92842278
M8. He fucked Cheetah in American Alien... and honestly, him having a few flings is ok.

>>92836007

No. I like lesbo Maxima and having her move on from Superman to Kara is better. She'd actually have a better chance with PG.

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>>92842349
>>92842075

Lobdell seemed to hate SM/WW. He even went as far to imply that Diana was unfaithful to Clark.

>>92842349
That doesn't really showed that he loved, more like admiration. Its not all bad now Lois and Clark are back together just not these version of them. I would give it to you if DC actually went that way and developed it organically instead of the cop-out we got. But as it stands he loved Diana.

>>92842425
Kara already has a bunch of lesbos on her ass.

>>92841112
If Superman found out Lois was cheating on him, would he even be mad?

>>92842498
She wouldn't cheat on Superman because It's hard to do better than him.

>>92842468

What you mean adoration? Adoration now mean want to fuck that person? Because Superman wanted to fuck Lois.

He only loved Diana starting with Tomasi run and they did that forced shit with him being in love and thinking about asking her hand in marriage precisely to make more tragic him not doing it so because of the lost of his powers and then eventual death. It's like the guy who's two days from retiring and then dies.

>>92842443
Lobdell had Clark almost let Lois get killed so he could protect his SI

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>>92842443

Johns also did that.

>>92842498
Yeah. Heart broken and then probably depressed for a few months. The world would probably turn their back on Lois in a scale never seen before, like heroes actually refusing to aid her or even turn her into Sally Floyd 2.0. Her career would be over faster than Flash taking a piss.

Then she could go into gaming journalism and be allowed to suck as many dicks as she wants, 5 guys was the record if I remember correctly.

>>92842564
He loved her through the new 52. Nothing in the New 52 said that he loved Lois. Nothing. He respects Lois sure. After he lost his powers he became a jerk to pretty much everyone around him except when Pak had him. Sorry he didn't love Lois. We never got to that point. We never will either

>>92842572
A shame he didn't let it happen. Nu52 Lois was a huge fucking cunt.

>>92842592
>>92842443
How was the pairing even allowed if almost none of the writers wanted to write it in the first place?

Why do they think that having Wonder Woman be an "unfaithful" cunt is a good idea?

>>92842642

Why are you being obtuse? I don't want to download several issues to prove you wrong.

He dreamed of being married to Lois during Morrison's run on Action Comics, he beat himself up about not having the balls to asking Lois on a date during Diggle's run on Action Comics, he sulked about Lois being with someone else during Perez's run on Superman, he regretted not being with Lois during Scott Lobdell's run on Action Comics and Superman, he flirted with Lois during Yang's run on Superman.

I could go on and on. Superman had feelings for Lois throughout the Nu52 and this even after dating Diana.

The only writer to not ship Superman with Lois was Pak, but that because he shipped him with Lana and Bruce.

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>>92842740

Because Jim Lee forced it and after the media buzz the WB executive mandated to keep it up.

>>92842758

Remember that arc of Batman/Superman that Pak did where an assassin was targeting the one person Superman loved the most and everyone thought it was Diana, Lois, Lana and so on, but it turned out to be Bruce and he was hit in the heart with a frozen little kryptonite from the bottled city of Kandor?

What a crazy arc.

>>92842853

Kryptonian, not kryptonite. Also, the arc involved Superman's kryptonian grandmom, somehow?

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>>92842642
It's also been retconned that Manhattan/Oz stole their love or some shit.

>>92842853
That is so fucking gay it's cute.

>>92842906

Hey, man, Wonderbat is a classy ship.

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>>92842973

That pretty much sums up their bromance.

>>92842999
Hey man, I respect your opinion and I don't have anything against you but Wonderbat is a terrible garbage ship.

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>>92843034

Why were they so gay back then?

>>92843082

>but Wonderbat is a terrible garbage ship.

Too bad you can't prove it, though.

>>92843128
If it was a good ship then there would be a good story where it ACTUALLY happened.

>>92843096
Because it's the purest love.

>>92842906
Agreed, all three should be besties that only engage in recreational orgies with only feelings of camaraderie.

>>92835437

Just my opinion, but it all feels like the more you get of one thing, the less you get of another. Superman, who has so much power, is denied what we all take for granted...a normal life having sex and fun (whenever and wherever we can). But we lack so much power over our and others' lives.

Even if he does fuck Lois, I'd like to think he has to be so careful at it that it would be like one of us trying to fuck an elderly person with severe osteogenesis. Basically, one wrong thrust and you kill her.; so it's completely unsatisfying for him. So Superman leaves and punches a planet trying to feel some sense of relief.

>>92843184

What do you mean by "happened"? Dick inside a vagina? What a crass thing.

Wonderbat is a classy ship that is all about the characters chemistry, not poorly scribed sex scenes.

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>>92838712
Truth

>>92842906
Steve is best but Sm/WW is the only one that is truly evil because we have proof. Bm/WW is currently only theoretically bad.

>>92843256
I mean like where Wonder Woman and Batman ACTUALLY get together and it's well-written and nice.
Any chemistry I've seen between them is either as artificial as her chemistry with Superman, or just nice enough to be platonic, like her with Superman.

>>92843330

Joe Kelly's JLA?

>Any chemistry I've seen between them is either as artificial as her chemistry with Superman

That's madness. Right there.
Superman and Wonder Woman have no chemistry whatsoever. That's why they always twist Wonder Woman character to create some contrast between the two.

>>92836007
THIS
H
I
S

>>92843383
>Superman and Wonder Woman have no chemistry whatsoever.
That's....exactly my point.

>>92843422

But you're wrong about Batman and Wonder Woman having none.

>>92839937
>being surprised by the UN making a retarded decision
LEL

>>92835437
Because all good people are deserving of his Superlove but he only has one heart and that heart is loyal to his waifu.

>>92843450
I'm saying their chemistry is no different from her chemistry with Superman, that is, no chemistry at all other than being good friends.
And even if they did have that chemistry I still wouldn't want the ship because it just causes people to turn Wonder Woman into a Batman character and absorb her into HIS mythos.

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>>92843290

>>92843526

>I'm saying their chemistry is no different from her chemistry with Superman, that is, no chemistry at all other than being good friends.

But that's wrong. They had tons of chemistry, something Wonder Woman lacks with Superman.
With Batman, Wonder Woman can still be herself and their still interactions and are fun to read.
With Superman, Wonder Woman has to be transformed into another character and even their interactions are awful.

>I still wouldn't want the ship because it just causes people to turn Wonder Woman into a Batman character and absorb her into HIS mythos.

Now that's perfectly fair and i somewhat share the same worries.

>>92843597
Noice.

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>>92843651
>They had tons of chemistry

>>92843651

I find that whenever Batman and Wonder Woman that Wonder Woman becomes too witty. I don't know, i find it odd because everywhere else she's super serious and then she hangs out with Batman and out of nowhere she's totally self-aware, she's teasing him, she competing mockingly over stuffs and so on. It's kinda weird.

>>92843680
Who are these two?

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>>92843739

>>92843731

The DCAU cartoons, comics like JLA, Brave and the Bold, and some Wonder Woman runs, even the DCEU movies prove you wrong.

>>92843799
>toons
>Some of the worst runs ever
>All of them ruin the character of Diana in favor of Bruce

Keep her away from the other two, you stupid shipping cunt.

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>>92843772
Supes and La Encantadora

>>92843844

>Bob Haney's BatB
>JLA
>Jimenez's WW
>Rucka's WW
>being described as the worst run ever
>Diana being ruined in any of them

Are you fucking crazy? I'm starting to doubt you even read comics.

>>92843896
Hot.

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>>92843772
Superman and La Encantadora. Sorcereress villian who like all of Superman's female villains ends up being thirsty for him.

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>>92843731
They do. Batman being so different getting under people skin which causes friction. But they also can be very kind and caring. There's a subtly to them which is why I liked the ship. SM/WW always tries way too hard. New52 had 15 story lines of things trying to break them up. Elseworlds has them evil, dystopian stories, or having babies. Their characters don't have anything for the ship so they had to write BIG stories around them to make them seem interesting. But Batman and WW can just be walk through a cave and it's charming.

>>92839470
Aw damn, Clark. You have x-ray vision but can't see when a 10/10 pure cutie is into you.

>>92839092
>justified elitism
>looks amazing
>refers to herself in 3rd person
I really miss Maxima. Whatever happened to her?

>>92844084

Even in SM/WW stories sometimes Superman and Wonder Woman have better interaction with Batman than with each other.

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>>92844147
Part of being a harem hero.

>>92844609

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>>92844916
Clark's the kind of guy who would think "be gentle to me tonight" means walking her home gently like in my Jap harem animes.

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>>92845087

>>92840471
>>92840493
>>92840501
>>92840515
Gonna need a sauce pls.

And then people say Batman is pure self-insert.

>>92845132
What a grip!

>>92845171
Supergirl 75 and 80. They even had a daughter together

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>>92846564
Superhugs for all

>>92846613
This

>>92835530
Don't forget the robot Superboy fucked

>>92841505
>Lois and Alfred
the mom Damian actually needed and I don't mean for fucking

>>92844909
Please prove this

>>92847621

Kingdom Come, for one. In it Superman and Wonder Woman are constantly arguing without one being able to make the other see its way, but for some reason Batman is able to convince both of the right path. Even in the dinner scene both SM and WW have more banter with BM than with each other.

Then there are stories like Eric Luke's Wonder Woman run (more precisely the "Trinity '98" arc), JLA: A League of One, Christopher Priest's Legends of the DC Universe ("The 18th Letter"), and so on.

>>92847746
>Even in the dinner scene both SM and WW have more banter with BM than with each other.
Because Bruce is the Lois (the human) to both of these top-tier superhumans.

>>92847793

That doesn't help in selling the audience on the pairing. It does the very opposite, i think.

>>92847793

Wasn't Diana supposed to be Clark's new Lois in that? Superman even joked about beef bourguignon during the dinner.

>>92848284
I took that more as him still pining after Lois. Diana didn't react to it, so I don't think she got the significance of it.

>>92849983

That was definitely it, but it was also indication that he was trying to recapture his Clark Kent days with his new Lois.

>>92840891
Fingers crossed for mind control

>>92844147
>>92839470
and he missed out on a girl who'd be open to a three way

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>>92847545
Talk about a real sex machine.

>>92850347
But who would be the third person? Asking for a potential draw request. and who would be in a Superman orgy

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>>92851511

>>92842483
Er, got any any pages? Purely for educational purposes of course.

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>>92843896

>>92843096
Because we live in such a jaded, degraded, hateful society that when two men show deep love for each other we think they have to be sticking their penises inside each other.

>>92835437
because writers keep using Wonder Woman as the alternative, which is the worst paring

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>>92853884
Not that there's anything wrong with sticking dicks into each other. But yeah, there's more to the spectrum of relationships and love than just pure sexual.

>>92835942
Even in comics it doesn't make sense because superman has a perfect control of his strenght

Do you think Lois likes to sit on Clark's face?

>>92856573
Most definitely

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>>92839092

>>92844609
>>92844916

During Bronze Age Babs was a US senator or something and her and Clark did flirt a little in Maggin's stories. It was a nice change of pace from the usual Lois bullshit.

>>92841380
Think how many flags he unknowingly trips left and right just being himself

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>>92857438
That was a good story

>>92835747
peter gets an astounding amount of girls for being the "this guy is you" character.

>>92844147
He is an alien Chad, Chads dont fuck anything that shows them signals they only fuck the best women.

>>92836007
is this a Armageddon 2001 comic? Lois dies and Supes leaves the earth to start fresh.

hooks up with maxima later/

>>92840899
The only reason Superbro got with Diana is because he forgot his love with Lois, that is a FACT.

>>92842117
We do know he loves Lois he just forgot it.

>>92842468
>But as it stands he loved Diana
Until it was revealed him and Superdad were the exact same guy and someone purposefully made him forget his love for Lois but sure he loved Diana.

>>92844084
What's this from?

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>>92846613
>>92851511

>>92857300
That's a lot of Yogurt.

>>92845403
Batman is pure self-insert.
Superman is pure, self insert.
There's a subtle difference.

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>>92861929

>>92835826
kinda like calling someone a goodie twoshoes

>>92842425
>having her move on from Superman to Kara is better.
No it's not, cause Kara isn't gay so all we have is an unrequited lesbo crush with non of the sexual tension of Maxima/Superman

>>92844059
>like all of Superman's villains ends up being thirsty for him.
FTFY

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>>92864279