>tfw Scaramouche says 'beep bop boop' because

And what should've he said?

>>92830072
What should he have said*

>>92830119
What said he should have*

>>92830072
Skiddly-biddly-bootly-bop, babe

>>92830072
BEE BOO BOO BOP
BOO BOO BOP

>>92829656
Fuck it OP, now I feel really stupid. Thanks a ton.

best thread on the entire board right now tbqh

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>>92829656
BEEP BOOP BOP?

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>>92830641
No, babe. You're thinking of bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop.

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>>92829656
why do you care he never existed

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>>92831495
What the fuck, the translator isn't working.
Just in case....

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>Aku, baby, I have the juiciest of news! You remember Ashi, right? Black hair, pouty face, daughter of yours? Anyways, I saw her riding wild, babe! And I betcha you don't know who. It was. The. Sa-mu-rai, babe! Unbelievable, I know! Tell you what though, that girl plays the flute almost as good as moi and I'm the pipe-piper master of pipes, babe!

>You had to see it, that samurai went BUKU-BONER on her bottom, master!

>I mean, Aku-ka-choo-choo-koo-koo-kachoo-zip-a-doo-doo-a-bloo-bloo-little-cindy-loo-who-kachoo, I thought he'd LOST his sword, but turns out he's just been hilting it in that hot piece of ASS, babe!

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>>92831790

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BOOP OOP A DOOP

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>>92831790
yus

>>92831790
SCARAMOUCHE VOCAROOFAG WE NEED YOU

>>92831500
Anon, he's a cartoon. Of course he never existed.

>>92831790
Gold post.

>>92829656
Stop posting shitty shows.

>Aku looks down at Jack
>"Alright Samurai, let us not pretend there is not a verryyyyy large elephant in the room."

>Scaramouche looks at Aku, then to Jack and Ashi
>"Master, what's goin' on? I'm not getti-
>Looks at Ashi, then to Aku, and back again
>The cogs stop spinning in his head as a DING is heard
>"OH NO WAY BABE, JACK ACTUALLY WHIPPED IT OUT"

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>>92833229
>"SAMURAI, I FORBID YOU TO DATE MY DAUGHTER - IT'S JUST WEIRD! SURELY THERE'S A RULE AGAINST THIS IN THAT FORTUNE COOKIE NONSENSE CODE OF YOURS."

I was disappointed that he never did the fandango.

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SO,
THE TWO OF YA'S HAVE BEEN TRAVELLIN' AROUND THE BEAUTIFUL WILDERNESS TOGETHER,
TWO FIT YOUNG PUPS WITH A WHOLE LOTTA PENT UP FRUSTRATION
WEARIN' NOTHIN' BUT YER LOINCLOTHS AN' LEAVES,
AND YER TELLIN ME, THAT YA HAVEN'T TAKEN HER TO THE HIGHLANDS YET LAD?
SHE AIN'T PLAY YER BAGPIPES?
YA HAVEN'T EATEN HER HAGGIS?
CRUMPLED THE TARTAN TOGETHER?
GIVEN ER' THE OLD ROBERT WALLACE?
FER THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS PLAID LADDIE, NO WONDER YA ENDED UP ALONE AT THE END OF THE SEASON
YA DON'T DESERVE IT!

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>>92833976
It would have been improper, friend.

YOU CALLIE-BREEK-TATTIE

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>>92833976
spot on

>>92832857
but he was written out of the story

which means he doubly didnt exist

which means you doubly shouldnt care

>>92833976

That's what happens when you don't date a fat, easy, scottish whore

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>>92829656
So, you're the cause of all this shitposting! Nice thing you got going here turning anons into mindless redditors with a post that can gag a yak!
You got no taste! A weeaboo can at least carry a good meme! Posting gore and porn has more excitement! I've seen kids post better than you! You call this memeing?! Now, my wife, she can meme! Her angelic posts floats such blissful and heavenly literature it makes angels weep.
The sun rises just to see her morning posts.
Even the sweetest of writefags can learn a thing or two from my precious bonnie lass.
But you! You type out wilted words not fit for a Fanfic writer!

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>>92835188
>OoooOOOoo, toooouchy~

>>92835422
>touchy, babe
FTFY

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YFW you bet your life against the samurai.

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>>92831790
Alright, alright, well done anon.

>>92831790
my sides

>>92829656
He's look better without those gay cheeks

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Threads like these are why I come to /co/

>We didn't see scaramouche pop a beep-didity-boo-bop boner when he saw shaven jack
HACK

>>92831495
Noice

>>92835580
Best frame of the season. Glorious bastard was a reaction image goldmine up until the very end.

>>92831790
PIED PIPER.

jesus.

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>>92836684
Season 5 gave us a boatload of fun jokes in general.

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>>92834492
>insulting the Scotsman's wife
You're either completely oblivious or complete insane

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>>92834492
AHM NOT FAAAAAT

AHM STOOOOOOUUUUUUUUT!

>>92836876

FAT

SCOTTISH

WHORE

She also can't sing

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Do you think Jack would at least think of shagging the Scotswoman.

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>>92836936

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>>92836936
Uncalled for.

>>92836936
CAN'T SING?!

YOU BEST BE SHUTTIN' YE TRAP FOR EY RIP YER TOUNG OUTA IT AND STOOF IT IN MAH HAGGIS YA WILLY LOVIN' GOAT MILKER.

>>92837451
...was that too much? I kinda pulled some random words at the end to make it work.

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>>92833976
>eaten her haggis

Haggis is shit.

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>>92829656
Scaramouche is upgraded Beep Boop confirmed.

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>>92837714
SHEEPS STOMACH STUFFED WITH MEAT AND BARLEY

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>>92837848
If you enjoy this tepid waste, friend, it is unsurprising that you also enjoy the taste of your screaming whale's nethers.

>>92837848
ITS PLUCK AND BARLEY YA MILK DRINKIN TWAT!

Seriously, its sheep stomach stuffed with ground organs and oats and/or barley

>>92836935
No, you're just pregnant.

>>92837973
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f3bwT6YAif4

>>92838045
Can understand thicc Scottish accents lad. Scottish bloodline after all

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>>92837949
Old friend, do not listen to this false creature. He is a fake.

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>>92838195
HELLO FOOLISH SAMURAI!!! I AM HERE TO PERFORM THE ABORTION!!!

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>>92838251
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SEND YOU SCREAMING IN FEAR BACK TO YOUR PIT BEFORE YOU GET THE HINT, DEMON?

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>>92838292
IS THAT ANY WAY TO TALK TO YOUR FATHER IN LAW?!

>>92835503
SEASON REDEEMED

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>>92838315
I told you, Aku, you cannot come to the wedding. Not after that possession stunt. And destroying the known galaxy.

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guys have you seen my waifu?
I can't seem to find her anywhere

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>>92838438
SAYS THE FOOL WHO ERASED HIS OWN FIANCE! YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A LONELY FOOLISH SAMURAI VIRGIN

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>>92838472
>tfw no samurai kids ever

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>>92838584
Fucking Genndy...

>>92838584

MOMOTA-

>>92838584

>Implying they didn't have six daughters

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>>92838491

>>92838655
Give Ashi a break, they just got started.

>>92838584
HACHA

>>92838781

Jack's the one who's gonna need a break. Ashi will animalistically take him whenever she desires.

>>92838876
>A-Ashi! I thought you got rid of that kusarigama!

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>>92838620
>He got back to the past, faggot. Maybe now you'll stop asking.

>>92838955

>"Women have more hiding places than men."

>>92838955

Speaking of

http://imgur.com/a/KxkG7

>>92839319
Noice

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>>92838742
FACE IT FOOLISH SAMURAI, NOTHING YOU DO WILL EVER BRING HER BACK! YOU WILL ALWAYS BE ALONE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>92839319
That's cute. I'm sure the Ashi appreciation guy will be overjoyed.

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>>92839515
Wait, if you're here, then...hang on, I got a text.

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>>92839545

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>>92839559
RICK C-137!!!!

>>92839082
And thank you for my next /aco/ request

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>>92839648
Go fuck yourself.

>>92838742
I Really wanted to see him use guns more often.

Those first episodes really showed us a Jack that had adapted to the future he was in, and suddenly he disappeared.

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>>92839859

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>>92839872
YOU AND YOUR PITIFUL GRANDSON WILL SPEND ETERNITY IN THE PIT OF HATE!

>>92839527

Jack's face is cute, anyway. The rest is 100% pure lewd.

>>92839319
Mind if i make a request?

>>92832725
I'll screencap it and record it when I get a chance, I might not have an opportunity soon

>>92839527
>Ashi appreciation guy will be overjoyed
I'm the one who requested it. And I fucking love it.

>>92840191
Where should we look for you, o'channeler of the scatbot? In the inevitable Ashi thread, or just around generally?

>>92840290
Speaking of Ashi threads, was there one set up today?

>>92840290
Considering I'm also the one who makes those threads, you can remind me/make requests when I get back to making them.
Once I do make the vocaroo, I'll likely post it in any relevant threads to see if people dig it.
I have a stats final on thursday so I'm cutting back on 4chan like crazy until it's done

>>92840355
Nope
see>>92840383

>>92840383
Scaramouche is also the Ashi fan? What a twist.

Good luck on the stats final. Never my favorite subject.

>>92840415
Ah i see.

>>92840526
>Scaramouche secretly wanted to be their wedding singer

>>92840594

The DJ ended up being Da Samurai

>>92840526
Thanks man, I appreciate it!

>>92840657
>not having Olivia as wedding DJ

>>92840383
Either your underage high school shit, or your college goes late. Our last finals were 2 weeks ago, and even that was a week after more colleges were done.

>>92831790
>Aku-ka-choo-choo-koo-koo-kachoo-zip-a-doo-doo-a-bloo-bloo-little-cindy-loo-who-kachoo

and here my resolve ran out

fucking brilliant

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>>92840020
...Bitch, you're saltier than a sailor's piss.

You wanna throw down, then let's settle this.

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>>92831790

>>92837846
I fewlt more from Bot-13's death than Scaramouche's.

>>92840860
I don't remember any high school offering statistics courses.

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>>92840901
You dare to challenge the master of masters?

No wonder your life's a series of disasters!

You are a pathetic old bag of meat and bone,
everyone who knows you knows you'll die alone

because you treat everyone like a spare part,
how can a human survive without a heart,
sure you've repented, and sure you've recanted
but the next episode you're back to taking everyone for granted,
the reason you saved ashi, oh this is hilarious
is to ease your pain through experience vicarious!

>>92840975
>>92840901
Someone pitch this to ERB!

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>>92840975
Hope you'll understand I'm not feeling the jeers
of some pussy hiding out in his castle for fifty years
you had chance after chance, again and again,
how the fuck is he alive, he's just one man!
No, you just sit around, mopin' and chillin'
like some third rate saturday morning cartoon villain
You don't have the guts to up and face your fears
You're worse than those pussies getting their asses kicked by Planeteers!
So here's a scientific fact, sad but true,
Your very worst enemy will always be you!

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>>92840975
wow, nice job Edgar Allen Douchebag, real bleak.

Here's a poem:

Fu*UUUUUUUUUU*ck You

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>>92831790

>>92840860
Community college. We didn't start our fall semester until february 9th I believe.
Stats is my last class I need to transfer out after 3 years of this shit

>>92838584
>we will never see jack being a fantastic dad like he was in Jack And The Baby
>Ashi's pupils won't turn into hearts and she'll never swoon over him as she watches Jack rock her children to sleep
>they'll never go on family missions together to defeat bad guys a la The Incredibles, stopping halfway through fights to say "sweetie great horse-cut technique I'm so proud of you!"
>they'll never all fall asleep together in a heap after a big day of training, the Empress coming in to their room and tossing a blanket over her son and grandkids, smiling as she leaves the room

Pass the bleach my dudes.

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>>92841072
Just who in the fuck do you think you're talking to,
I am the Shogun of Sorrow, the one called Aku
My empire was solid for five centuries and more!
You're a drunken, fucking mess! I'm the incarnation of war!
It took a weapon of the gods to finally bring me down to zero,
you got dumped, got drunk, then tried to an hero!
You obey the laws of physics, bitch, but I break 'em!
You're a fugitive from the law, but in my time, I made them!

>>92840191
I fucking love you buddy.

>>92841119
>Jack will never hunt around the house for his favorite gi, only to find Ashi wearing nothing but it and a smile and daring him to come take it if he wants it
>Jack's kids will never be the little cousins to the Scotsdaughters, trained in their father's less cerebral style of fighting when they go visiting
>Ashi will never have to scold her daughters to stop trading Scottish insults because their father is TRYING TO SLEEP

Tell me, /co/.

What are your ideal Jack/Ashi lewds

>>92841245
Cute and romantic, with loving stares and handholding.

>>92841245
I can't even look at any, shits just too depressing man.

>>92841218

>Jack will never hunt around the house for his favorite gi, only to find Ashi wearing nothing but it and a smile and daring him to come take it if he wants it


JACK IS NAAAAAAAAAAKED

>Handmaidens all giggling viciously

>>92841218
>Jack will never hunt around the house for his favorite gi, only to find Ashi wearing nothing but it and a smile and daring him to come take it if he wants it
WHY ANON WHY

>>92831114
i love his fucking mouth here god damn it's so intriguing and well done

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>>92838584
Maybe someday...

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>>92841159
I've done more than you in a normal human's life,
you got your ass handed to you by a guy with a butter knife!
I know physics, chemistry, thermodynamics like the back of my hand,
you can't make yourself a successful plan,
and your armies got beaten back every single day,
you claim to be made of evil, but your feet are clay,
so yeah, I brought back your daughter cause my life and the ending sucked,
that doesn't change the fact that you're still fucked,
You failed at being a tyrant! You failed at mind control!
And now because of your pride you're paying the toll,
Hey, I've been there son, here's a lesson I recall,
relevant to your eldritch ass: Pride goes before the fall!

>>92841218

>"Looking for this?"
>"Ashi leans toward her side, the opening in the center falling a bit, exposing more of her chest
>"What's the matter, come grab your robe already!"
>"Actually, it's a gi."

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However could this thread get any worse?

Oh, I know.

>>92841320
OH SHIT SON! WE HAVE A WINNER!

>>92841356
>Ashi deliberately calls it a robe now, knowing it always irks Jack a little

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>>92841364
Ashi's mom used to be so cute. What happened to her?

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>>92841320
For five centuries, my evil was law!
What's your accomplishment, drunken grandpa?
Your daughter's a drunk, your sidekicks a bitch,
which one's worse, man, I can't tell which,
So you did one good deed, well whoop de doo!
Does that atone for the evil 1,400,092?
If you weren't a bitch, it'd be an impressive resume,
I'd have you on my team of evil scientists any day!
So get it through your head, before your next attack,
You calling me evil is the pot calling the kettle black!

>Genndy reading over all the sad comments as a result of the ending
>Kneels and considers sepukku until his wife shows up to talk him out of it last minute

>>92841486
>>92841320
>>92841159
>>92841072
>>92840975
>>92840901
we're gonna need someone to cap this glorious shit

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>>92841486
Oh Christ that's a laugh, me work for you?
I've got bigger, better, more important things to do!
Your last stand was the greatest battle anyone in your empire will ever see,
Bitch, causing or stopping the end of the world? That's just tuesday to me!
Your methods are crap, your resolve is just shitty,
I used to look at you with disgust, now I only feel pity,
Because a guy like me could do so much with your set of tricks,
but a guy like you trips himself up with flair and theatrics!
Your reign is a joke, you're a total disgrace.
This isn't murder, it's mercy!

Anti-temporal beam to yo' face!

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>>92841707
wait, wh-

>>92841743
>>92841707
>>92841486
>>92841320
>>92841159
>>92841072
>>92840975
>>92840901
Thank you all for a wonderful thread. Hope you enjoyed the rap battle. Crazyrob, signing out.

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>>92841555
Check'd.
This tread is golden.

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>>92841193
Love you too mate <3

>>92841786
What the fuck just happened?

FOOLISH SAMURAI

>>92841909
a bored fanfiction writer stepped into an Samurai Jack thread, and wrote a rap battle between Jack and Rick Sanchez, based off the comic done where Rick brings back Ashi from another dimension?

>>92841786
This is funnier if you imagine Morty, Jack, and Ashi standing off to the side eating popcorn.

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>>92841841
post more cute

>>92842166
Pretty sure Jack and Ashi would be cuddled together and morty would be weirded out

>Everytime I enter a Samurai Jack thread, I end up listening to sensual R&B music


It's a sign

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aSC1a2Sbbe

>>92842378
Jashi is a ship so pure, not even it's creator can sink it

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>>92831790
>>92832725
>>92840191
>>92840290
>>92841193
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gLbH2ZoE0e
I ended up finding free time

>>92842880
8/10 buddi gud

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>>92842880
>She plays the flute as good as moi

My fucking sides!

>>92842880
>Aku-ka-choo-choo-koo-koo-kachoo-zip-a-doo-doo-a-bloo-bloo-little-cindy-loo-who-kachoo

Damn, I lost.

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>>92842880
You are a national treasure

>>92842880

This site is too much I swear

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>>92842880
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gLbH2ZoE0e

>>92843027
Ashi and Scaramouche made Season 5 memorable

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>>92843292
Them, plus Mad Jack

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>>92843318
Oh yeah speaking of mad Jack, this was an old one I did. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wmYyDLSLrg

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>>92842880

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>>92843348
Is it the reading of this?

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Would you?

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>>92842246

>>92841786
can we get a vocaroo of this?

I know it's a long shot, but!

>>92843690
I would but I can't do Aku for shit.

>>92842880
Beautiful

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>>92843690
>>92843737
Greg said he was open to requests, didn't he?
Last I checked he was doing Sinatra as Aku for reaching 10k Twitter followers

>>92843472
hammer, tire iron, baseball bat.

>>92843792
Did he actually hit his mark?!

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>>92831790

>>92843813
Yep. He said he just needs some time to plan it out and do it.

>>92843858
Based Greg is a madman!

I can't get over how much I loved Season 5. I almost always hate revivals of any kind but this kicked ass. Had nothing but fun watching and it was the first time in around a decade where I tuned in on time every week to watch a show.

I love plenty of the old episodes, but Season 5 being so tightly knit together and to the point made it my favorite set of episodes easily, and I used to watch this shit every day as a kid.

Glad Genndy didn't go overboard with the [as] freedom either.

>>92829656
It's been over a week an no interview with Tartakovsky. I want to get some insight on what he has to say about the ending, damn it.

>Tara making lewd comments about Jack in the recording booth to embarrass Phil

>>92843919
Hes probably avoiding the backlash

>>92843947
>she's obviously sleeping with phil to cuck her husband

>>92843949
Fair point, IMO while sad and shitty for Jack the end felt fitting. I suspect Genndy if and when he talks about it will say something like Jack will porbably find love again but the future is still uncertain.

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>>92844021
When he does, I'll be waiting

You can only toy with someone's heart so much

>>92844021
I'd rather he didn't say anything over saying that.

>>92844021

Genndy will reveal that Ashi lived, and takes Jack in front of his kingdom, so that everyone knows he is her property.

>>92844021
>Jack will porbably find love again
Major league doubt fampai. You don't simply replace someone who's literally saved you from yourself, protected you while you went on a spirit quest, AND who doesn't chastise you for trying to protect them all while giving you the two things that's been missing for fifty years: hope and love. Jack won't replace her.

>>92844197

>Major league

Sequel series where Jack travels the world playing Baseball when

>>92844309
Still trying to think of a title for the film noir AU series.

>>92831790
B U K U
O
N
E
R

>>92844347
Chicago Jack:
The Dame who Leafed Me

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>>92844309
>Jack has to win the world series to restore Ashi because the gods are fucking dicks

>>92844347

Always Bet On Jack

>>92844398

How do they match the show's art like this?

>>92844401
Goddammit. That much better than Terms of Enrampagement

>>92844167
[Guy who wrote the post you're responding to]
You know he will though to appease the ship fags who were so heavily butthurt.
>>92844194
I fucking hope not.
>kills Ashi but the show is sealed
>Everyone now sad
>week of silence
>haha uh yeah ok guys she's alive pls no bully
It's one thing to do kill a major character, but another to reintroduce that character despite an ending already existing.
>>92844197
Emphasis on probably, that doesn't mean he *will* and it doesn't mean it would be soon. Anyone can move on, the whole point of the ending is to signify hope, and with hope would come another (while not the same) lover who would compliment him just as well.

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>>92831790
>>92842880

>>92844436

>Terms of Enrampagement

I am so glad that happens to be one of three episodes I've seen of Archer so that I was able to laugh at that fucking post

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>>92831790

>>92844498
The show dropped off when they moved to LA. And when archer got killed

>>92844498
But then again, Always Bet on Jack sounds more like a tag line

>>92844644

JACKED.com

>>92844347

Is he a detective?

>>92844700
Yes with the Scotsman as his "bad cop" partner. Aku is a mob boss and Ashi is his top hit woman with a secret

>>92844347
The Maltese Waifu
Romancing the Sword
Akusablanca

>>92844744

Jackie the Blade.

>>92844765

>The Maltese Waifu
>Akusablanca

Fuck you these made me laugh

>>92844744
I hope Ashi doesn't end up "honking the car horn", if you know what I mean

>>92831708
>>92844553
>Immunity Dog
Lulu, sweet thing.

>Been singing EVERYB- for three and a half fucking weeks now


Thanks Genndy

>>92844959
It didn't get spoiled for you by episode 9 and ESPECIALLY 10

>>92844827
Elaborate for the folks that don't know fampai

>>92845015
I meant to add a question mark
>>92845028
Watch a movie called "chinatown"

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>>92831790
>>92842880
Good stuff

>>92844744
>>92844770
>Ashi is a child who grew up in the "Cult of Aku" a gang who does dirty work in the shadows for the untouchable Executive of Darkness and CEO of AKorp Industries
>She's sent in at a dinner party where Jack is scouting for information to lure "The Samurai" in, seduce him, and kill him
>He proves to not be so foolish and she ends up falling for him instead
>Aku is basically Wilson Fisk but he may or may not have magic powers, think more like one of the dragon CEOs from Shadowrun
>Jack "The Samurai" is a cop who started out as an idealistic young man, his parents and siblings killed after his father, an employee at AKorp, tried to leak info about Aku's plans to slowly take over the city.
>A special revolver called "The Righteous 45" was passed down through Jack's family from the time of the city's founding
>it's said to contain six rounds capable of killing Aku
>Jack spends the series cleaning up progressively larger cases as he moved in closer and closer to Aku
>Almost loses it when his actions get a family killed
>Scotsman Bad Cop partner
>Scaramouche is a lounge singer who moonlights as an assassin
>Rothschild is Jack's forensics specialist

Genndy pls green light this

>>92845061
Oh hell no! Genndy ain't touching this!

>>92845015

Nah.

Although Jack's dream is long overdue, her love will make it well worth waiting

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>>92845139
You think they're reuniting?

>>92845177

Someday, somehow.

Why hasn't anyone drawn their souls dancing to that song yet

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>>92845139
>>92845177
"It always seems bad at first, but then I find a way."

>>92845240

Jack put her down, she's like two feet off the ground

>>92845265
>implying his presence doesn't cause her to subconsciously stand on her tippy toes to get to optimal kissing height.
Girls like to do that

>>92845139
>>92845177
>>92845208
>in japanese folklore it's said that ladybug represent the unbreakable red string of fate, connecting lovers across space and time no matter what
>if you let the ladybug go, the number of spots on its back determine how many years it will be until you see them again
>the translated lyrics of the final scene's ending song are roughly "and now your love has been set free"

JACK PLEASE COMMIT SUDOKU SO YOU CAN BE WITH YOUR WAIFU AGAIN
-Genndy Tartakovsky

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>>92845265
>implying Aku didn't instruct/threaten the caterers to put a step ladder at the altar for her
>"No daughter of mine will have to bear the dishonor of standing lower than the Samurai!"

>>92845300
Not mine man, it makes her feel short.

>>92845300

>Implying he doesn't lift her up without realizing his own strength

>>92845095
Seriously, that man is NOT to be anywhere NEAR this project

>"Murderer"
>Genndy looks up, the trees holding flocks of nerds at their keyboards
>"MURDERER"
>Genndy boils in rage
>"THEY CHOOOSE"

>>92845401
>the tree is filled with scaramouche headed birds

>>92845401
>Jack and Ashi appear in the camp fire
>They start to berate him
>"YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN YOU'RE PURPOSE! YOU'VE FORSAKEN US!

>>92845426
>>92845401

>Genndy steps out of the shower, thinking about his new contract with Adult Swim
>Looking in the mirror, his reflection changes to Lance
>"Be careful."
>"I know.", Genndy says, now frowning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEzuBgeiSnk


A looooooooot of fucking nerds are gonna be using this as a wedding song in the next 10 years

>>92845557
Sounds like bad luck.

>>92830440
You're such a stupid faggot.

It's obviously BEE BEE BOO BOP BOO BEEP

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>>92845095
>>92845347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwvVhXItl1w

>The weather was shit that night, and the fog was thick, thick like the darkness of Aku's filth that clogs the gutters of this city, choking out every last-
>no, enough of that now, hell it was time for a party
>AKorp was holding a publicity event at some function hall down on the east side
>I didn't care how risky it was, I had to go stick my nose where it didn't belong
>Gangsters, "offworlders," hell I even saw some mooks from The Beetledrone Syndicate lounging in the corner chewing their gimlets, the nerve of these scum, buttoned up in their tuxes like they were part of society
>there were tigers everywhere, this was no place for lone wolves
>the dame came onto me strong over by the open bar
>shoot, even the cooky wannabe Nippon runnin' the joint noticed
>she was an amateur, no sense of subtlety at all, you could hear the shake in her voice as she asked me about my "work"
>stupid, but beautiful, jet black hair, dark eyes, and legs that ran on for miles
>judgin' by the shape of the hasty coverup job done on her ankle, I knew she held the mark of the Kusigama, one of Aku's people for sure
>So young, as you moved with her up from the lobby she was just pretty enough to make you think you could save her, like she'd fallen in with the wrong crowd and she weren't tryin' to kill you
>Turns out she had some friends waiting upstairs as well
>Stupid indeed Jackie boy, stupid indeed...

>>92831114
>>92829656
The worst thing about Samurai Jack ending is that we'll never get more Scaramouche.

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Swordsmen with eyes like this have a 100% chance of saving the world

>>>/wsg/1714869

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>>92846234

>>>/wsg1714876

>>92846350

>>>/wsg/1714876
damit forgot 1 /

Tartakovsky interview confirming Ashi alive when?

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>>92846508
NEVER

>>>/wg/6926395

EP8 Wallpapers completed

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>>92842932
>>92842940
>>92842943
>>92842976
>>92842989
>>92843027
>>92843386
>>92843764
>>92844484
>>92845043
Thanks guys, I was having a pretty rough day and this cheered me up like crazy

>>92846947

>rough

That gives me an idea

>>92846962
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>92831790
fukkin saved

>>92846962
>>92846981
Idungetit

>Ashi always initiates the more lewd acts and teasing
>Jack must never do so as she would not be able to walk for a week

>>92841400
She wanted to marry aku but he told her to fuck off until she'd be older.

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>>92846947
scaaaAAAAAAaaaramouche bro, (YOU) are practically /co/ legend!
Whenever you're havin a down day just come here and croon a bit into a mic and remind yourself "I'm practically Scaramouche! fuck this!"

>>92845300
>>92845265
>>92845328

Would she like to be held in the air by Jack?

>>92847213
It's better than turning into air that is held by Jack

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Posting the rap battle in screencap form.

>Being sad about the ending
>Not practicing your anatomy, perspective, expressions, stylization, etc to counter act the depression with cute or lewd shipping art

>>92847358
post em anon

>>92847388

Already did one last night, tomorrow I gotta sketch up a few more ideas

>>92847322
Be better if it wasn't full of (You)s.

>>92847358
Draw them in a cozy log cabin cuddling by a fire in ugly Christmas sweaters while it snows outside.

Do it faggot I fucking date you.

>>92847602

Some of the ideas I want to draw I actually planned for another funny/cute smut comic

I'm conflicted

>>92847602
This isn't /aco/ you fucking lunatic!

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>>92847358
>being sad about the ending
>not being mad about the ending

>>92847474
....point taken. Redoing...

I need more of the sisters watching Ashi and Jack fuck.

I'm surprised Jack and Ashi lived until the wedding day. You'd think they would have fucked until they died of exhaustion

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>>92831790
>Aku-ka-choo-choo-koo-koo-kachoo-zip-a-doo-doo-a-bloo-bloo-little-cindy-loo-who-kachoo

>>92847823
"The Samurai has tied Ashi's arms and legs to the posts of that bed!"

"...why such a soft mattress? And why is she smiling?"

"He's trying to induce Stockholm syndrome and turn her to his side. But she's too strong for that!"

"What's in that jar he's holding?"

"Either truth serum... or caustics to torture her."

"...that... that looks like honey he's spreading on her breasts... and groin..."

"That... that's just sick. He's going to introduce ants to her body!"

"She's biting her lip, but smiling. Ashi must have the will of Aku fortifying her mind... wait, why is he licking her..."

"She called him a dirty, nasty boy! Even bound, she defies him!... why are they giggling?"

"Her eyes are rolling back into her head... should we intervene?"

"No... her... her uh, will is strong! She's... uh, entering a trance to resist his tortures..."

"...."

"..."

"Why does he keep asking if the bonds are too tight?"

"What's he doing with that feather?"

"...oh."

"...what's she chanting?"

"Sogoodso, sogoodso, ... maybe she's trying to confuse him with nonsense?"

(ONE HOUR LATER)

"...wow."

"Did they put their faces in each other's..."

"Yes."

"And now they're rubbing their noses together... like those creatures we saw..."

"...why am I damp?"

>>92831790
>>92842880
Are you the same dude who made the shaggyfag vocaroo? Either way excellent stuff

>>92848038
Yeah I typed up and recorded the shaggyfag one.
But I only recorded the brilliant post another anon made this time.

>>92848034

Amazing. I'd read whole compilations of these.

>>92848071
>>92848038

Can I hear this Shaggyfag vocaroo?

>>92848098
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A925AIePWx
Heads up it's loud as fuck if the vocaroo volume is all the way up

>>92848112

Good lord these threads are something else. Thank you for keeping the ride going /co/

>>92848034

"Oh no, he's lifting her on his shoulders!"

"Quick sister, wrap your legs around his neck!

"Excellent, she's pulling him in to suffocate him."

>>92848034
"So, any more info on our sister's enslavement by the Samurai?"

"..."

"What's wrong? Why aren't you-"

"There's something wrong."

"Stop speaking in riddles! What do you mean, something wrong?"

"They bathed together."

"So? We did all the time."

"He washed her back. And held her closely. She told him... she told him last night... the thing he did to her with the honey... was wonderful. And he asked if he hurt her, and she said no..."

"...I don't understand. What method of torture has the interrogator try to *avoid* lasting injury?"

"Then.. she... she said something odd. I Loff You."

"...'Loff'...?"

"...Loff. Or Loth. Luv?"

"I... I heard mother speak of that once. She called it a worthless emotion of the weak."

"But we saw Ashi kill all those soldiers to protect him! Mother said that Loff would make you weak!..."

"Mother... also said... that the samurai's touch killed all life. That he knew nothing of good. If that is true, then Ashi should be dead seven times over."

"...wh... what are you saying?"

"...they walked together. Talked. Ate together. Laughed. A boy fell down in front of the Samurai and scrapped his knee. He carried him to his... his mother, and she... she thanked him and... tended the wound."

"MADNESS! Our mother said such things sowed weakness and frailty, and-"

"...Our mother said a lot of things. The people are afraid of Aku, but not the Samurai."

"..."

"..."

"This night, there was no... interrogation. They hugged each other, they... pressed their mouths to each other, and she turned her back to him, then moved so her back pressed to his chest in bed..."

"Has she gone INSANE? He could choke or garrote her or-"

"He... didn't. He sniffed her hair, and fell asleep holding her."

"...what does this mean?"

"...we've been lied to."

>>92838472
This is a very well done gif.

>>92831790
bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk

>>92838472
UNDELETE THIS

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>>92831790
>reads perfectly in his voice in my head automatically

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>>92846508
The idealist in me hopes for one.
The recently burned realist in me thinks that if he does speak about it, he'll only finalize the permanence of her death.

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>>92842880
Oh my fucking god

>>92830072
"Scatman" by Scatman John

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>>92844194

>>92844765
'Romancing the Sword' actually isn't bad at all.

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>>92831790
I lol'd

>>92837029
No. One, he probably doesn't find her attractive, and two, she's taken.

>>92845310
Sauce.

>>92845347
The tale of X-49 was one of his episodes, for what it's worth.

>>92846594
Gentleman and a scholar.

>>92848034
wew lad

>>92848034

>dirty, nasty boy

HERESY

JACK IS PURE

>>92851565
>Jack thinks Ashi is scolding him in earnest
>turns bright red

>>92851642
She would never scold her samurai for anything, nor would go kinky. They are each other's first loves, theirs is as pure as fresh snow and as warm as summer sun.
Something he will no longer have.

Does anyone have a collection of Scaramouche-Anon's recordings? It's first time I stumble upon him and shit, he is amazing.

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>Ashi and Jack have concluded their "battle" for Jack's gi

>Both sweaty, panting, enjoying the cool breeze after such a fierce struggle

>Ashi nabs the gi while Jack is still at ease and cuddles up to it

>"...you know, Ashi, if you wish for one, I will have it made."

>"I prefer this one."

>"But it does not fit..."

>"...You really ARE a samurai fool sometimes."

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>>92848251
>>92848034
These are too good

>>92848251
High impact cuddling.

Apparently Baldwin is going to be doing the 'My Way' voiceover. That should be fun.

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>>92847057

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We need to get the Akool guy and Scaramouche guy to do something together.

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>>92853365
better yet, we should convince Kenny and Baldwin to do a duet if >>92852687 works out

>>92853243

Holy fuck that Aku

>>92853890
>someone convinces Kenny to do a Scaramouche reading of >>92831790

>>92834381
>hur dur I only care about things that exist

>>92840150

Oh shit, my bad dude, thought I saw this. I'm actually working on a few other pics for a friend right now so it might be a while, but sure

>>92845061
They already made a Samurai Cop movie

>>92830152
What did he mean by this

>>92851707
Delete this.

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>>92831790
>Whoa, what a freak - looked like a walking penis!

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>>92853243
>>92847057

does robots has life?

>>92855668
They technically aren't alive, and many don't seem to be able to behave outside of a set programmed personality, thought we know bots like X-49 can.

>>92855668
Well some of the souls Demongo uses belong to robots...

>>92857626
Souls of who?
Are you talking about shit that never happened again, anon?

>>92857626
Interesting and strange. Additionally, soul capture seems to be unique to Demongo. Aku certainly never does it, and seems to prefer malevolent prolonging life.

>>92852039

Fuck you Vegeta

>>92858692
Why so touchy, Kakarot?

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Welcome to The Stinking Hole, how tough are ya?

>>92860035
I watched Ashi disappear and I only cried for one week!

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>>92860088
Don't worry, she was just having a giggle.

>>92853365
I'm down if akool is down

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Someone found a use for that bridge in the unused background.

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>>92833545
>now reading aku posts in gregs voice