a ladybug just landed on my hand in real life like this,

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marry a Fee

>>92827154
Fuck it

>>92827154
Squish it, they are invasive pests

>>92827345

t. aphid

>>92827154
Eat it mad Max style

Admire it and let it fly off.

Hopefully a cute asian chick who loves nature is watching me.

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>>92827154

>>92827154
That's actually your girlfriend from another timeline. She doesn't exist, mind you, and never will, but she's watching over you from her home, wherever that is.

>>92827154
Drown them in 3 years worth of cum and boil the cum

>>92827154
Make an obnoxious female the main character

>>92827466
My waifu?

>>92827154
Use it to combat the aphids in your garden.

>>92827154
NOT PART OF AKU'S ORDER

>>92827154
Appreciate the beauty of life and its capacity to renew.

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Realize that beetles are bros
Most of them at least.

>>92827154
eat it.

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>>92828062
Mantids are the most superior insect.

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>>92827154
CONSUME IT
ADD ITS STRENGTH TO YOUR OWN

>>92827154
>92830183
Make a wish, that's what you're supposed to do when a Ladybug lands on you.

>>92828296
Holy shit, mantis playing 4D chess.

Have sex with it

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>>92830638
hey

>>92827154
Find a black cat and see if the cat likes it.

>>92828296
I peed a little bit

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>>92827154
Flick it?

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>>92831480

Put it inside your body

Eat it, snort it, stuck it up your ass idc just get it up in there

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>>92828296
oh shit

>>92832074
fucks sake why are they so brutal

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>>92832351
The bug life is a hard life.

>>92827154
bring back 80's speed metal.

>>92828062
Yeah man, beetles are great
https://youtu.be/JmOVrYT-D-c

>>92827345
But they dont hurt good vegetation and infact actively kill hated pests like leaf mites.

Theres a reason they've been purposefully introduced into several farming regions in the world.

>>92832074
>A solid 2 minutes eating its face while the bee struggles to break free.

>>92827154
Let it bite you so you can gain the powers of a Ladybug .

Then dawn yourself a costume and become Ladyman!

>>92832074
Exterminate them now, before science creates man-eating versions.

>>92832665
Enjoying your....coital snack there, Ma'am?

>>92827456
What is this from

>>92831008
Bee

>>92831008
Moth

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>>92828296
Punk-ass arrogant bitch mantids think they're unmatched
Gets killed and eaten in self defense by a small guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuxVHF5uZDs
and then there's the horsehair worm

>>92831008
>dazzled by bright lights and your smile
Moth is comfiest/ qtest

>>92827154
>Samurai "OT VEY IT WAS REAL IN MY MIND GAIJIN" Jack

>>92827154

CRUSH IT

AND HUNT DOWN THAT ACCURSED SAM-U-RAAAIIIII

>>92831008
Moth

>>92828296
>>92832074
>>92832665

So the secret to mantis style kung fu is to clinch your enemy and eat their face huh...?

>>92831008
moth a cute. A CUTE!
>ywn cuddle with your gf in the cold winter wearing the hand-knit sweater she made you

>>92832074
>>92835382

>Mantis bee
Where's the bee? All I see is the Mantis eating a fly

>>92828296
Out
Fucking
Played

>>92832351
They are not. They are cold and precise. Even when it's eating somebody's face it's tidy and cut.

>>92832074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OsjlRgakkM

Insects are horrifying creatures with disgusting lifestyles

>>92827154
introduce it to christianity

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>>92836977
No, Mantis style Kung Fu is basically just what you do as a kid pretending you're Bruce Lee: do cool looking useless Cygnus Hyoga kata moves and say "I know Kung Fu"
https://youtu.be/7wKu13wmHog

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>tfw /co/ never talks about insectkino
https://youtu.be/94QlYiCmWvg
Actual movie has no narration or dialogue

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Did somebody say BEETLE WRASSALIN

>>92840912
Watch MICROCOSMOS
>literally a film made by Frenchman out in some Farm meadow outside Nice where revolutionary camera and sound tech was used to produce 2 hours of bugs fucking and killing one another set to classical music

It's on Netflix right now. True BUGKINO.

>>92831008
Mosura ya Mosura

Dongan kasakuyan indo muu

Rusuto uiraandoa, hanba hanbamuyan, randa banunradan

Tounjukanraa

Kasaku yaanmu

>>92828296
Mantis are low tier in Japanese bug fights

>>92827154
Why did you go home with a lady bug and typed this

>>92842974
Because they're ambush predators, dummy.

>>92842485
>netflix
Pssh, you're small time kid. I watched that shit in theaters when it came out.

Minuscule is actually /co/ though, I know something actually on topic in this thread.

I guess it's now that The Besieged Fortress gets an honorable mention.

>>92827456
Do you have a link to the edited video with it being Aku?

>>92831008
Grasshopper gf:
>super ravenous but a total health nut vegan
>traditional girl from a small farming town who got bored
>when she gets together with her friends she just totally transforms and they can wipe out an entire bar's liquor supply after one girl's night out
>super jumpy but loves you even if you accidentally scare her
>legs and ass are thicc as fuck
>has an amazing singing voice she'll rock you to sleep with on warm summer nights

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>>92827380
>>92835295
Have you ever spent hours with a vacuum removing hordes of hundreds of ladybugs from the ceilings?
It's not fun.

>>9282715
It's a nice memory and such a suffering reference for Samurai Jack.

>>92827154
Unzip dick

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>>92842974
Say that to my face, fucker, not online, see what happens!

>>92827154
Stop posting shit-tier shows.

>>92843859
Nigga I still have the VHS tape

>>92827154

In Asian cultures, it means you will be reunited or find your love. Just let it go and it will fly to them.

>>92844615
Filthy undead should be sealed away

>>92831008
Ant is too much like me, going for the moth.

>>92831008
>tfw realize I already basically had a qt bee gf

FUCK

>>92827154
GET TO THE PAST

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>>92844615
Aren't you more of a cockroach wearing the skin of a man wearing the skin of a mantis, though?

>>92832074
*smooch smooch*

i found dozens of dead ladybugs at the door of my shed right after watching that episode, ominous deesue

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The only logical response.

>>92831008
Am I the only one attracted to the Ant's description?

I like a girl who needs me to tell her where to go and what to do, and the hoarding of bizarre items could be a cute quirk.

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Feed to spooder

>>92827154
I seduce the bug.

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>>92850970
do you now

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>>92827154
Crush your enemies.