For 24 hours you temporarily possess the body of Dan Slott, what

Hire a man to kill me.

Plunder his bank account and write myself a bunch of flattering references.

Donate all my money to worthy causes, go on a crime spree and take out as many Republic slaves as possible before getting gunned down by an overworked, racist police officer.

>>92821664
Walk into the hood and scream racial slurs. Attack some kids, and wait

>>92821664
Strip naked, run out into the street, smash the windows of a bunch of cars, flash a shit ton of people, then go to the closest police station and punch a cop. Then when interviewed, I'd yell "MARVEL IS SHIT, LONG LIVE WHITRY!"

>>92821664
go on a huge rant on twitter about how much I hate Ike Perlnutty and working for Marvel so he gets fired. Include a selfie of me holding a piece of paper saying 'Fuck Ike the Kike' so he can't insist he was hacked

>>92821664
I go on a massive racist Twitter binge, save as much CP to his harddrive as I can and go to a public place dressed in a Nazi uniform and start gunning down minorities while screaming every racial slur I know.
Even if he survives he'll probably get life in prison
Also, empty his bank account and bury a suitcase full of money that I didn't donate to various right leaning charities in a place only I'd know about.
Also, I dump all the blackmail material he has onto the internet in the hopes of burning Marvel down along with him

Live the full Dan experience by vanity searching his name/Spider-Man so I can argue with people who don't like his work.

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Get self a writing gig at Marvel by recommending myself thru Slott. Work my way up doing Marvel shit until my exclusivity contract expires then use the credibility to work at DC instead.

I wouldn't do much with Slott, unless it's a moment where he's about to submit an issue of Spider-Man, in which case I'd totally rewrite it. I don't want him dead or anything, he's not a cancer on the industry like Bendis is.

Find some girl with which Dan has had a fling once and punch her right in the face.

kill bendis

Go to a gym

>>92821990
Too far Anon.

Publically apologize for every Spider-man issue I ever wrote.

>>92821990
Sick fuck

>>92821664
i kill bendis,and quasada in my spiderman pijama

I write porn featuring Anna Maria Marconi and a slew of phallic produce

>>92821664
Tweet insults to my bosses and minorities until I get fired.

>>92821664
Tell Alonso that I've grown too attached to ASM, that I've decided to step down once I'm finished with the arc I'm currently working on, and that if he cares for my well-being, he won't let me take it back, no matter how much I might beg or insist that I wasn't in my right mind when I said it.

go on a mayhem spree tearing off mattress tags until 23:59 when I fade away saying "truly you were the superior Dan Slott…"

I announce on Twitter my desire and intent to molest underage females. I then stream a live video of myself going to some kind of Chuck E. Cheese's in New York and attempting to do the above.

That ought to get me fired and arrested. But knowing Marvel, they'd let me write ASM from prison.

>>92821971
This

>>92821664
I kill bendis

>>92821664
i'd fire every single person who doesnt want peter married to mj and then resign by taking a shit on the desk of the highest person above me i can get a meeting with

>>92822634
>on the desk of the highest person above me i can get a meeting with
so your editor then

>>92821664
he looks like alex salmond.

Dress up as Doc Ock, go round New York attacking Spider-man cosplayers screaming "THE DIE IS CAST!"

>>92821664
Go on a diet

>>92822142
> implying Slott hasn't already written it

>>92821664
kill Tom Brevoort

Pay off as much of my student loan debt as I can

>>92822976
For a day, that won't work.
>>92821664
Write "The Superior Slott"

>>92821664
Draw spiderman as a trap getting fucked in the ass, and put it on his twitter
>>92821705
And this

>>92821990
>no killing yourself
Have you seen, Slott? If you try to lift a dumbbell with that body you'd have a heart attack.

>>92824339
Have you seen Slott, anon*
Oops, brainfart.

>>92821664
Cut my tongue, blow me ears and rip off my fingers.

>>92821664
Spend all my money in midget prostitutes, have the orgy filmed and uploaded everywhere. If Ron Jeremy can, so can I!

>>92821911
this desu

even if he did get kicked off spiderman the next guy is not guaranteed to be any better history has shown us that multiple times.

also slott's biggest problem is that he doesn't know when to shut his face on social media.

>>92823046
> implying I don't desperately need to read it

>>92821911
>Get self a writing gig at Marvel by recommending myself thru Slott
They'd still want to actually see your writing, which I'm sure is total fucking garbage.

>>92821664
kill Benis

>>92821664
Vomit on my boss/coworkers, then set fire to my home and workplace. Then wait for the police while masturbating in public.

1.Recon omd to piss marvel editorial off
2.Shit talk reveal all marvel dirty secrets
3.Admit my spider man run for 10 years has been good to mediocre
4.Retcon anything bendis has done fuck over his continuity
5.Kick pearlmutter and Alonso in the nuts