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“Hey Bat-Faggots,
My name is Victor, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, ret-artic, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You need to chill. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun sending people to the cooler because of your own ice-curities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than giving people the cold shoulder.
Don’t be a stranger. Just thaw me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was a succ-ice-ful Olympic decathlete and expert on cryogenics. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to pictures of Batgirl”? I also get straight C's, and have a banging cold girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SNOW cash). You are all faggots who should just ice yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my wife
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>>92796782
Here we go on the shitposting train
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>>92796782
>>92797108
>Here we go on the shitposting train
true, but at least it's a somewhat amusing rewrite of a well-known copypasta. I smirked
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>>92796782
Arnie should play Freeze again.
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>>92796782
Nice
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>>92796782
Ice Cold baby
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>>92796782
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>>92796782
>Ice themed villain
Can't even get your girls nipples hard.
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>Allow me du break de ice
>Ice du meet you
>What killed de dinosaurs? De ICE AGE!
>Freeze in hell, Batman!
Arnie was great as Freeze. Also, why is Freeze so good in everything? I just remember he was the best bossfight in Arkham City.
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>>92796782
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>>92796782
>Has medicine that can heal his wife's ice disease
>Gives it to Batman to cure Alfred
>Never uses it to save wife
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>>92799425
He had something that would cure the very first stage of it, not the stage Nora was at
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>>92797108
CHOO CHOO!
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>>92797828
He wasn't too great in The Batman and his New 52 version has a terrible retcon.
But yeah otherwise Freeze is consistently god-tier in everything he 's in.
I can't think of many characters, especially Batman villains, that work so well both being comedic and silly as well as being tragic and serious.
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