He's such a crybaby these days that I bet he really would

>>92767030
>Steven watches the finale of "Crying Breakfast Friends"
>Milk dies
>Steven cries over it

Isn't he like 14 at this point? He's too old to keep acting like a puss at everything.

>>92767030
Eh, he cries but he still gets shit done.

Are you so insecure that a crying male triggers you ?

Most people on 4chan would be a lot happier if they weren't such huge pussies that they don't let themselves cry, even alone

>>92767430
I'm constantly weeping and it doesn't do me a lick of good.
It'd also make for a shitty cartoon.

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It seems like the longer someone hangs around steven the more likely the character will cry.

>>92767502
Lapis has never cried

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>it's another "LOL STEVEN IS FAT AND HE CRIES LIKE A BABY XDD" thread where /co/ acts more childish than the character himself

Not even sure what you faggots are trying to accomplish here. /sug/ faggots and fantards are still gonna watch the show.

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>>92767526
>Lapis has never cried

>>92767561
That was in Steven's dream you autist

>>92767584
You're in Steven's dreams you fucking gaybait.

>>92767030
>reminds me of an annoying coworker I have to work with, if he shaved his beard he actually would look like him
no wonder I hate this series

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>>92767030
>"Whoa, what a freak. Looked like a talking pussy"

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>>92767538
I think its their way to blow of steam...I think.
Its autistic as fuck but what ever if it at all makes them happy or feel better then what ever.

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>>92767701
Kek.

>>92767502
That's some SCP shit right there.

>>92767030
I hardly watch SU, but from what I have watched. Steven cries and he reluctantly fights.The other gems (IE Garnet) ends up fighting whatever monster is in the episode.

>>92767427
>>92767430
>>92767538
There's the standard /co/ contrarian phenomenon where any time anyone makes a thread badmouthing something, people will automatically swoop in and flood it with replies defending it no matter what it is. If I made a thread complaining, "Eviscerating people over any disagreement you have with them is wrong," I bet "FBPB" would be, "ackshully it's good"

>>92767848
Are you comparing a man crying with murder? Jesus Christ, you people need therapy

>>92767848
What are you trying to say here?

>>92767030
Didn't he cry over ice cream sandwiches? On the first fucking episode?

>>92767427
Nothing wrong with men crying.

The problem is that the character Steven Universe cries too easily, too frequently, about almost anything at the drop of a hat.

I get having real human emotions and all that, but Steven is simply too emotionally fragile.

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>>92767030
Uhhhhh you're not allowed to give criticism about a show because "muh bullshit reason why"

>>92767815
Could the Crystal Gems kill 682?

>>92767399
so lets make him superboy instead

I sort of relate to Steven, I was a super emotional kid and would start crying at the drop of a hat. It was really fucking annoying.


I'm a girl but I don't see why a boy can't be the same way

>>92769494
When it comes to the latest episodes,i can understand why Steven is crying

I'd say he's keeping it together pretty well for a 14 year old who aliens regularly attempt to murder

>>92769830
>I'm a girl but I don't see why a boy can't be the same way
Boys aren't girls.

>>92769884
Well, sure. Crying over the loss of a loved one makes sense.

I'm just saying in general, at least with these recent seasons, Steven seems to cry and whine a little too much.

>>92770038
Dude this isn't some gender war bullshit, a man can have a penis and a Y chromosome and still cry. You should stop trying to live up to some weird macho standard you created for yourself.

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>>92767030
>cry over spilled milk.
Crying Breakfast Friends has an episode where they literally make fun of this. Amythyst asks, "who would want to watch a cartoon where everyone's crying all the time?"

The answer's clearly us.

>>92767430
Yeah, it's a bit depressing to see how many people have internalized an (almost) unattainable view of what it means to "be a man".

Like, how many people do you think look at their pale, flabby bodies in the mirror and curse their existence because they think that they've failed as men? Or how many get /fit/, but despite their progress still feel small and weak?

There's a kind of self-flagellation and shaming that's promoted through this site that strikes me as a bit unhealthy.

Crying is normal human behaviour, not just relegated to the deaths of family or pets, and I can't imagine how terrible it must feel to want to cry but stop yourself because "men don't cry", or to start crying and hate yourself because you think it makes you worth less.

Steven Universe shouldn't be judged based on the amount of crying that happens, though it happens a lot. It should be judged by the quality of its writing.

Which is shit.

>>92769494
He needs to grow the fuck up is what he needs to do. Crying all the time is the sign of a thin skinned loser who thinks expressing his emotions is a strength for some reason.

>>92770135
And you should learn that being emotional all the damn time means you're emotionally immature, effectively a baby. There's a reason women, the more emotional of the two sexes, weren't given any power until men felt sorry for them.

>>92767399
Do you even know what a SJW is, anon??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X1xOKMKX80

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I wonder how much you "strong" "confident" "men" would be emotionally if you had to deal with half the shit Stevens deals with daily.

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>>92770419
>someone actually made this post

>>92770419
Dude deals with rock aliens who almost as a big of a bitch as him.
>wahhh my mommy did war things?

>>92769644
No, they're goo fighters, but to the point they'll kill something that a organization with practically limitless resources couldn't would not be within their range.

>>92770184
The problem is that the overuse of crying is due to its shit writing

>>92767310
fpbp

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>>92770184
>(almost) unattainable
The only people who actually think this are emotionally unstable and whiny losers who can't understand why people don't want to hang out with them. Hopefully you'll eventually grow up and learn that people don't want to deal with your damn drama. Or you could become just like those grown up we all know who cry over the stupidest shit and unload their baggage on everyone around them. It's your choice.

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>>92767701
lmao anon

>>92769884
Yeah the show's writing really took a turn for the worst. Didn't even know that was possible.

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>>92770670
I saw it coming from a mile away. All those arcs suddenly left unfinished. Characters getting the shaft. Fucking filler episodes out the wazoo. Connie and Lars getting way more episodes dedicated to them than they should. And now Lars is pink and has a scar. He feels like a goddamn tumblr OC.

>>92770532
African "humans"

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>>92770806
I think I scared the cry baby away. Kek

>>92770523

Oh come on, finding out your mum literally killed people would tear anyone up

>>92770883
Not everyone.

>>92770891

try it faggot

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Why does everyone try act like such tough guys in SU threads? its sad to watch honestly

>>92770921
try letting someone know that their mom's a war hero?

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>>92770921
>knows for a fact his mother figure killed people
>didn't cry a bit
>finds out a conspiracy tricked him into killing his mother figure who he believed was a traitor but found out she wasn't
>has to hold back the tears as he salutes her grave

>>92770921
I can't since my mom didn't kill anyone.

But I'm 100% sure there are people that wouldn't start crying if they knew their mother killed people.

Isn't he SUPPOSED to be a crybaby because of his age?

>>92770965
>its sad to watch
go cry about it

>>92767030
Its because Rebecca said that Steven crying is funny. She thinks of crying scenes as comedy sketches.

>>92771045
>The irony

>>92771035
Isn't he supposed to be 14-15?

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>>92771109
Is that John Segal?

>>92771197
Huh?

>>92767030
Rebecca said in a interview that she likes having Steven cry, because she finds crying boys to be funny. Which I agree with her, men or boys being pussies is pretty fucking funny.

Even Rebecca Sugar thinks feminine men are fucking beta cuck jokes, worth laughing at. She's more of a straight women then any SJW's that defend Steven crying by thinking that men being in touch with their "feminine side" is a good thing.

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>>92771197
Damn that's not the pic I wanted to post.

My picture folder is a fucking mess.

>>92767030
>I bet he really would cry over spilled milk.
They'd probably make it a joke as the gems watch him confused

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>>92771235
WTF I love Sugar now!

>>92767882
>>92767911

Anons buttblasted because he called them out

>>92767030
You know, with this show in general, I'd accept people saying that these sorts of people are weird or terrible people on purpose if they actually did something with that plot point instead of just having them doing that shit ad nauseam with nobody in the show batting an eye.

>>92771235
this is why I laugh my ass of when honest-to-god liberals defend Steven's crying by writing long critiques on toxic masculinity
because the reality is the writers are just making everyone cry for laughs

>>92771235

>Steven Universe is just thinly veiled one huge long jab at men

Sugar confirmed sadistic mastermind?

>>92771235
In the show, it never seems to be played for laughs though.

>>92771332
>Steven's tears literally have a resurrection effect
>The plot must be written to make him cry to use his fucking powers

HOLY SHIT my sides, I can't believe I never thought of this before.

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>>92767030
>He's such a crybaby these days that I bet he really would cry over spilled milk.
That's because he's written by women and they have no idea how a guy thinks, acts or feels, they're probably the type that thinks gender is a social construct.
So having a boy act like a PMSing woman is perfectly acceptable writing to them.
It wouldn't surprise me if the SU crew at this point have synced up their cycles, even the "men" in the production.
Not only that but they made Steven have a high pitched shrill voice.
He's practically a girl at this point in the show, there is nothing about him to indicate he is actually a boy, that's how far removed he is from his original personality, the chubby little fucker already has the tits for it.

>>92771379
Yeah it is.

>>92771379
The CREATOR of the show said she likes making Steven cry because she thinks its funny. So even if its written to be a "realistic reaction", she still laughs at making Steven cry for it. Which means she probably doesn't really believe a real boy or man would react that way.

>>92771463
Actually Sugar thinks Men crying are stupid and laughable beta males. see >>92771235

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>>92767701
Okay, that was good.

>>92771379
It is most definitely played up for laughs.

>>92771536
Name an example that isn't pointing out that he does it a lot

>>92771463
see here
>>92771235
Like that guy said, in a interview someone asked Rebecca Sugar the creator why she has Steven cry so much, and her answer was literally "because Steven crying is funny". Which means that she finds a boy crying in her show to be funny. Which means she likely laughs at the idea of boys or men crying all the time. Which I would as well, what a bunch of fuckin pussies.

>>92769830
Former faggot here; I can totally relate to being a huge crybaby as a child.
I grew a pair promptly after Mom died and shortly before the rest of my family fell apart like the weak-willed bitches they are; I refuse to buckle.

>>92771595
>name an example but you can't use any of these examples

Anyway I'm fairly sure that quote is that she finds crying in general to be funny.

>>92770291
But who the fuck is an incarnation of an assassin who incited a war?

>>92771649
That's what I mean, every time he ever actually cries, it's not played for laughs. It's only lampshaded a few times later.

>>92767030
thanks OP ive been looking for this gif

>>92771595
First ep Steven cries about cookie cats.
Its so obviously played for laughs that the fact that people take it seriously makes me question the age and intelligence of this board.

>>92771595
Its the fact that he does it alot that makes it funny. Its called a running gag. It's funny on concept itself.
Examples of running gags that aren't funny by themselves:
Shaggy always eating ridiculous amounts of food all the time.
Zoro in One Piece always getting lost over the most trivial things.
The whole point of a running gag to be funny is having it repeat a lot for seemingly no reason.

>>92771505
That still doesn't explain why his personality changed and why is feminine all the time not just in how much he cries.

>>92771536
Only in the first season and early on, back when the show was still good.
As the show progressed the show had less and less humor and his crying went from a clear joke, crying over cookies to crying for two minutes feeling sorry for himself when they are about to crash into a space station.
The show is not the same, he doesn't cry as a joke anymore, is played straight.

>>92771711
Because she finds beta males laughable and retarded. That's why.

>>92767310
>>92770598
>milk is revived as pink yogurt
>he cries more

>>92771772
Crying about your dad being kidnapped while your about to crash into a space station seems like a perfectly fine time to cry to me.
Got any real examples of crying for no reason?

>>92771014
>>92771109
So what's the story, why are they murdering them?

>>92771235
So you gonna post a source for your baseless bullshit or nah?

>>92771864
No that's actually the worst possible time to cry, when time is limited and action is needed.
Crying accomplishes nothing, but back to the point, it is no used in a humorous anymore.

>>92771943
The humor is that steven is a pussy

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>>92767030
lets test that theory

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>>92767030
>spilled milk

BUT NOW I CAN'T DRINK IT

>>92771772
The AMOUNT of crying is the joke. Running gag, look it up please.

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>>92767701

>>92771864
We were talking about it being played as a joke. Not whether it made sense to or not.

>>92771943
He was crying but he was still trying to stop the ship.
Again I'm not seeing the problem here seems like something a kid would cry about.

>>92771965
But that's only funny outside the show like in this thread, not in the actual show, which sorely needs to lighten up.

>>92771935
I got you bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqIHt74DOWo

>"crying is really funny"
>"crying is really funny"
>CRYING
>IS
>REALLY
>FUNNY

RIP in pepperoni bro

>>92769830
Because virtually every culture on Earth values stoicism in men and finds being emotionally vulnerable to be a sign of contemptible weakness.

>>92772020
Its a joke sometimes and other times its serious.
Pretty simple senpai

>>92772048
Seems like she's the one who's joking.

>>92772049
and for good reason too. It's because they are weak.

>>92772048
Wow you're really dumb

>>92767399
They won't let him go to school

>>92771988
Repeating an action doesn't necessarily make it any funnier

>>92770921
Sometimes it turns out the people you love in your life have done unsavory, or even outright malicious things in the past. It doesn't mean you immediately break down and weep because you discover that your mother fought and killed people in war.

>>92772181
Not everyone is the same anon.

>>92772049
yeah
probably because crybabies put people in danger
here's an example
>be in Jamestown Bay on dad's sailboat
>stepmom is on the boat as well
>stepmom does fuck all on the boat except sit around, drink wine, and complain about the weather or how my dad and I are running the boat
>I'm in my early 20's and my dad is in his late 60's
>we're handling everything on a 38-foot sailboat
>we go out into the bay
>some faggots in another sailboat don't understand basic sailboat etiquette where two boats on a potential collision course turn left to avoid collision
>faggots on the other people change direction towards us 3 or 4 fucking times
>dad and I have to keep changing sail's direction
>stepmom is screeching and wailing like a psycho about how we're going to crash our boat into the faggots and their boat
>she doesn't do anything except scream and cry and freak out
>dad and I keep our cool and avoid collision
was I scared? hell yeah I was, but I didn't start crying

>>92770419
This logic falls apart when you realize they act in a realistic traumatic way but the world itself isn't realistic. It's very much cartoonish with the built in safety of a cartoon world. You have a 12 year old Indian girl fighting savage gem monsters with a sword and this would be traumatic in real life but in the show it is treated as a lighthearted adventure. So having the occasional traumatic reaction in a safe cartoon world feels very disingenuous and people get rightfully irritated that it constantly happens.

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Hi /co/, want some milk?

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Oops. Please don't cry /co/

>>92771883
probably being gay

>>92772157
>>92772151
Fuck both of you for making me having to look up more of the interview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KDE-XSIeA8

I've also looked up more stuff, and apparently she modeled Steven after her brother, and would laugh when he cried about stuff when he was little. So yes, its parody of her own brother. So yes, the overabundant amount of crying is a big running joke about her brother.

>>92772531
Nobody would find that any funny except for her though.

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>>92772311
>>92772481
YOU FUCKING KIKE FAGGOT

I HOPE HOMEWORLD DESTROYS EARTH

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>>92772311
Nah I've got it it's fine

>>92772570
Ok? That's why she does it though.
>He's crying is justified in the plot
>No its not, its a joke
>Prove it
>Ok, here, she thinks crying is funny
>S-she's just joking dude
>Here, she isn't joking. She does it on purpose cause she laughs at imagining her brother crying when he was little
>B-but only she thinks that's funny

Ok? Its still a joke, even if its only funny to her.

>>92772244
Yup. Men need to be stoic to afford the women the luxury of being emotional.

>>92770806
Europeans did things like this too. Americans still have death as a punishment but in civilised form.

>>92772749
What annoys me is when an emotional person sees some one that isn't expressing their emotions as a flaw in their character. They don't appreciate the value in having control of your emotions and think it's always good to fully express yourself all the time. That's just the most selfish way of thinking in my mind. In so many situations your emotions don't mean shit and just get in the way more than anything. Controlling them is so important to resolving problems. The only way you can get through life without learning to control them is by having someone that fixes your messes for you. It's not a men/women thing in my eyes. I think everyone needs to learn to control their emotions. I laugh at all the crying in Steven Universe but it might be seriously fucking up kids who watch it and then devalue what I see as an important skill.

>>92772917
>I think a capital punishment after conviction by a court of law and/or a jury of my peers is comparable to some nigger mob bricking me and setting me on fire because they feel like it

It's okay, anon. I used to be a dumb bitch, too. I mean, it was back in elementary school, but still.

>>92771463

It's impressive to me that there are people that still don't see Steven Universe as the feminist SJW circlejerk it is. All the men are portrayed as maladjusted brats, and all the women are portrayed as strong, competent role models.

Greg lives in a van and has no real job to speak of; Lars is a failed, insecure NEET; Steven himself is a whiny little bitch; Ronaldo is a delusional manchild; and everyone else is a total C-list.

Compare that to Garnet, Pearl, Lapis, Peridot, Sadie, or Connie- shit, I'd even say Amethyst- and tell me any of the former have anywhere near the emotional stability or common sense of the latter.

And all of this is, of course, ignoring the elephant in the room that Steven is basically being raised by three surrogate lesbian mothers.

>>92773757
Yet Greg is a better parent than all the crystal gems put together and a millionaire.

>>92773757
Greg is pretty much the only character in the the history of cartoons to get rich and doesn't become a dick or stopping being humble, not to count he is a flawless father
Steven is constantly acting more mature, braver and smarter then all the CG, fuck, even more than his mother sometimes

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>>92770328
Disgusting horse woman, goes to store to whine about dumb shit. Her horse kids will grow as degenerate whiny cunts. Now watch as she sits in front of some random store in Portland, and then has a mental break down when she sees them outside.

>"T-T-They're getting my license plate, they're gonna . . .*sob*"

wow

>>92773757
>Pearl, Lapis, Peridot
>Emotional stability
>Common sense

You're reaching anon, the female characters are as flawed if not more flawed than the men. Steven frequently saves the gems, Greg is shown as a loving father and talented musician, and every business in town is owned by men, as well as the mayor being a man.

>>92770328
>picking fights with your child strapped to your body
Stupid fucking cunt

>night before premiere
>no full episode leak

I'm impressed but sad that CN got their shit together.

>>92770256
Crying has never actually interfered with Steven getting shit done when he needs to, no matter what the guys who never actually watched the show will try to say.

>>92773757
>and all the women are portrayed as strong, competent role models.
You're the dumbest person in the universe.

>>92767399
14 with the mentality of an 8 year old as of S02E23

>>92767427
What has he really gotten done that anyone except for a total loser or an artist could not do?

>>92774161
>human shield
smarter than you

>>92770184
>Crying Breakfast Friends has an episode where they literally make fun of this. Amythyst asks, "who would want to watch a cartoon where everyone's crying all the time?"
>The answer's clearly us.
cant believe i never got that one.

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>>92767030

>>92767427
>he still gets shit done

when he shits his pants I bet he cries too.

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>>92770419
Getting fat and playing videogames? I'd say pretty good.
Besides, I've already watched shit were the child protagonist goes through shit and are much more believable than SU.

>>92774161
But anon, that's the plan. Just like protesters taking their kids and getting them pepper sprayed for attention points.

>>92773757
>all the women are portrayed as strong, competent role models.
nope. they are portrayed as normal women, the thing is they had to drag the men down so they would be humored.
>Ronaldo
implying he himself is not C list or that his father does not have his shit together.
>Garnet
self absorbed hypocrite
>Pearl
autist cuck crying over dead love after 14 years.
>Peridot
mini hitler who went postal and now spends her days watching old teen drama on VHS
>Sadie
a grown woman who decided to stay in small town working in a donuts shop. a woman with an unhealthy obsession with a crappy man and self confidence issues she should have dealt with in her teen years.
>Connie
a small child that likes adventures and is not a total mothers girl? stop the presses
>Amethyst
oh yeah when I think competent role models,emotional stability and common sense I think Amethyst

>>92770328
>I'm such an easily triggered cucked shell of a man I go around looking for shit that triggers me so I can bitch about it on command and let everyone else know about my salty tears too

>>92771035
Isn't he 14? According to the Jews, he's an adult. In two years he'll be able to get a driving permit.

>>92770419
I would be dead inside? I mean I don't think child soldiers in Uganda cry over the same shit steven does. Having shit happen in your life makes you realize where your priories should be and how insignificant some of your old concerns are
>>92770883
I would be happy that she was not a generic woman. What would tear me up would be finding out that she cheated on my dad or was a conniving bitch. The day I found her army commission was one of those "ha thats interesting" moments.

>>92767427
>Eh, he cries but he still gets shit done.

Gets what shit done? He doesn't ask questions, he doesn't train unless awarded literal good boy points, he doesn't do a single god damn thing except watch reruns and eat donuts unless his arm gets twisted into it.

>>92771035
I think he is a crybaby because he never went to school and has spent most of his life in a small town, raising by women who don't know how to raise a kid and a dad whos biggest effort was finding out who to change diapers

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>>92771265
wut?

>>92771265
he played in 59 and was 69 at the time of posting

>>92773074 This

>>92771235
Why does being a weak bitch = feminine side. I think that is an insult to the feminine side

>>92767584
It was a shared telepathic connection between Lapis, Jasper's, and Steven's emotions that were able to manifest themselves in his dreams.

Lapis' emotional state was trapped and crying.

>>92767502

I'd cry too if some crazy obsessive bitch trapped me on an isolated tropical island for days on end because she wants to get in my pants.

>>92776682
Just because they haven't done an entire episode on his training doesn't mean it's not happening

They've implied he's training a lot

>>92776868
But they did man.
The test explained how almost every mission up to then was training for Steven.

>>92769494
I cant remember him ever crying innapropriatly except back when he talked to a girl for the first time?

Some list all the times he's cried over something he shouldnt have.

>>92767399
>He's too old to keep acting like a puss at everything
Maybe Steven aspire to be like Shinji Ikari.

>>92767430
Nothing wrong with shedding a tear in your own solitude.

Fact is Sugar, for some absurd reason, think crying is a) humourous and try to insert it every other second and b) also think crying can provoke an emotional response from the viewer because said characters in the cartoon are crying too, which circumvent back to point a.

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>>92770419
Steven particularly have it easy dealing with Homeworld, Crystal Gems, and Connie.

Come back to me when you think you could put up with Greg "Murdercock" Universe situation. Now, his is a story I can cry to.

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>>92770419

Bait.

Parent-less children in war torn countries struggling to survive vs. a character created by the fever dream of a SJW, PC artist and storyteller, to be a feminine, sub-male with a bunch of surrogate mothers who are a bunch of scissoring magical galactic space rock lesbians to defend him every time he stubs his toe.

I would probably try to get me some of that space-tang if you know what I mean.

>>92767430
>sweeping generalization
I cry occasionally, knowing WHEN to cry is a life skill.
A good cry is cathartic, specially after a tough time. Crying all the time just sinks you deeper and weakens character as I found out.

>>92777623
What are you trying to say

>>92770328
>Confederate flag is a symbol of slavery
No it is not.
It's not even the official flag nor was it even the first flag.

>>92770328
what the fuck is wrong with people

>>92770328
Jeez, she escalated that quickly as soon as that other woman got involved.

>>92770419
There's literally teenage girls living in war-torn countries who have more balls than Steven. They frequently have their tales told in interviews and talkshows all the damn time.

>>92767030
>it doesn't have any arms!

>>92769533
Thats an epic pic you have got yourself on that post my friend, well done!

>>92769533
____ ______ ____ _____!

>>92770883
My dad has killed people because he was a soldier and that's what they do. Doesn't really bother me since it was them or him and I like existing.

>>92772258
>this would be traumatic in real life
No, in real life she would be dead the second she faced her first gem monster.

>>92767502
>Ronaldo has yet to cry
Ronaldo is basically the anti-SU, the entire point of his existence is to be the one thing that burns a hole in the hugbox world of Steven Universe. The man fights creatures far stronger than him with no fear, never cries, sees the evil in everyone, and even tried to outright murder another character (an event so world defying that none of the other characters could truly comprehend it, and thus erased it from their memories).

Ronaldo is the hero we all need.

>>92767399
Chronologically, yes. But his physical and mental age is stuck at 8.

>>92767399
They kidnapped him when he was a baby.

>>92769830
I was like that too before i started taking 125 mg of lamictal per day. Works wonders, but when you forget to take it, it hits you with a strong will to kill yourself

>>92781627
>Look how counterculture and unique i am,"what if the Scrappy of SU was the best character ???????" my opinion is unique and counterculture,next thing i'm going to post a "Chilhood is idolizing X adulthood is realizing X meme

>>92770328

God Portland is such a fucking cancerous shithole.

>>92770419

I've dealt with some pretty traumatic shit when I was Steven's age. Didn't cry. Hell the more of that shit you deal with the harder it gets to cry. If anything Steven should have a thousand yard stare, not start tearing up every time someone drops a donut.

>>92770328
What am I even watching, the man was atleast 5-10 meters away, whats he gonna do? make a mad dash to her car and then beat up her kids. Jesus fucking christ

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>>92771813
>this ENTIRE series is a giant joke to her
>thats why she hires her worthless friends
>thats why she lets her worthless friends get twisted into stupid bullshit from tumblr comments
>this is why she is fine with a giant break some people would kill for turning into a shitshow
>thats why formerly great charecters turn into absolute trash
>because this is funny to her
Bravo, Sugar. Bravo.

>>92770184
>Almost unobtainable
You have no idea what it means to be a man . It's not a physical state of being , it's a state of mind . It's the same state of mind that's pushed every scientific achievement and won every war . It's fed families and saved lives . Crying because your mom died is something a man does , crying because 'life is hard :n:" is not. Grow a pair.

>>92770883
My mom and dad are both ex gangbangers so I'm sure she might have at one point. My dad definitely has

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>>92767399
Marco Diaz is 30 year old and act like 14 year old teen

>>92770419
Steven gets to cry about an ice cream sandwich company going out of business, my home country is war-torn and I've spent time and effort to get my family to escape through the borders with me, shut the fuck up and stop riding Steven's minuscule dick, you lousy defense force.

>>92785483
You know that was a joke right?

>>92785500
>Making jokes on the internet
Wow, look at this faggot over here thinking he's an armchair stand-up comedian.

No one will ever love you.

>>92770883
seriously? this is the defense you can come up with? there are thousands of families in America with people whose dads and moms went on duty in places like Afghanistan and Iraq and killed people there, and look at that, they're not crying about their parents being soldiers during a war.

My God, you're such a fucking pussy.

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>>92785514
No you stupid fuck. Steven crying over cookie cats was a joke any moron could see that.

>>92767427
Anon. Steven is a fatfuck who cries at fucking everything.

>>92785520
>Everyone is the same
Anon people react differently to things.
Some kids will cry at the idea of their family's killing people others wont even give a shit.
Not everyone is the same.

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>>92772648
Hey.
Hey.
Emotional abuse isn't a joke, nor is it funny.
Laughing when someone cries is not normal.

Dedicating an entire cartoon series to shitting on your little brother because you think making him cry was funny is sociopathic.

>>92771375

Irken material I'd say.

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>>92785532
Yet his point still stands, he still gets shit done. Doesn't matter how much liquid is produced from his eyes.

>>92769772
At least superboy was badass, and got shit done, not this pathetic excuse

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>crying is the main way to solve every confrontation
>plot makes zero fucking sense and fans have to fill in plotholes themselves
>story is the dumbest, most boring amalgamation of sailor moon, transformers and any out of a million lesbian slice of life webcomics
>characters designs range from bland to terrible and the pastel palette is genuinely disgusting
>animation is so incredibly poor characters go from being average adult-sized to garden gnomes between scenes

I honestly don't understand why anyone willingly watches this, much less decides to make hourly threads about it. It's as bad as the horse show and the fanbase is the same.

>>92767848
It is good, though.

>>92785646
/sug/ waifufags and Tumblr disagree with you

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>>92767427
The show has a problem with using tears as pretty much the only way to showcase a strong emotion. It essentially cheapens scenes that are supposed to be important because the tears don't mean shit anymore. Is there a term that means taking the rule of "show, don't tell" too far? Because that's kind of what's happening here

>>92785646
Don't be jealous just because Sugar has a TV show and you don't, hater.

>>92785735
There is in no way that Tumblr disagreeing is a bad thing. If anything, it shows you that your opinion is probably correct because Tumblr disagrees.

>>92770328
Honestly it wasn't anything remarkable until she starting crying over some guy that was basically standing on the other side of the parking lot. Jeez lady

>>92785778
>she has a show drawn by koreans and storyborders with dementia
>a show that is never on air, and even if by some miracle it will be on air it leaks two weeks prior
>a show where nothing happens for 95% of the episodes
>a show where characters get flanderized to hell and back
>and don't even start me on the fanbase
oh man, im so jealous

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>>92786034
So Jealous.

>>92770883
>>92785547

>would tear anyone up
>no it wont tear anyone up
>I-I meant some people

Fucking goalpost moving

>>92767030
I'd think it was weird, too, but I was the biggest crybaby ever from elementary school to mid-high school. It's a wonder I never got the shit beaten out of me as a teenager.

At least now I'm an apathetic adult who only cries once a year, maybe, alone, and never gets shaken by anything that doesn't affect me personally.

>>92767502
That would be a pretty awesome super power actually.

>>92785426
sup trey

>>92776674
this guy fuckin gets it. knowing my mom was a whore would be worse for me than her being a killer
as a killer isnt always a bad person.

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You would cry too if you had to deal with BITES THE DUSTO

>>92775934

Bullshit. Steven has the mentality of a 36 year old woman.

>>92776937
Shinji had way more balls than Steven

>>92770883
My mother was a Marine, the idea that she was a badass killer would be fucking sweet.

>>92770135
Crying all the time isn't a mature thing, especially when you do it as much as a literal infant and there's nothing wrong with wanting a boy to be masculine either.

>>92781568
That's what would be traumatic about it.

>>92787080
you state that as if its objective fact.

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>>92776372
>Fight corrupted gems
>Jailbreak
>Watermelon Stevens to save Alexandrite
>Saved the planet from the cluster
>Bamboozled the Rubies
>Redeemed Peridot
>Stopped Lapis from fucking over everyone
>Can shapeshift, fly, astrally project, summon his weapons on command
>Defeated Jasper
>saved his dad from the zoo
>can fuse with both humans and gems alike
>Saved the humans from Topaz and Aqua
>is about to jailbreak homeworld by himself

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>>92787906
But anon now that you said about all these great things Steven did I know have to resort to calling him a Mary Sue.
I need to shitpost somehow.

>>92774161
>her child

no sweetie, turns out she was babysitting her friends kids.

You cant spell Crystal without Cry

Its like pottery

>steven shits his diapers over being called rock people

god i hate trannyverse.

>>92769494
>Nothing wrong with men crying.
Yes there is

>>92788326
>I'm so triggered by a dumb joke

>>92788186
That's even worse!

>>92767030
Sugar thinks crying is funny, so she tries to shoehorn it in nearly every episode.

>>92788395
It wasn't a dumb joke, the writers were completely serious about it.

>>92770135
Men shouldn't cry, at all.

>>92767030
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead

>>92770883
No...
She was at war, it's kinda implied that she fought for her life.

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>>92788420
Wtf are you talking about?

>Gems don't fight rock people, we ARE rock people! Also don't say rock people, that's offensive.

That's very obviously a joke. A dumb one but a joke.

>>92788454
Nah man, there's only 3 times a Man can cry, Parents dying/siblings dying, first born and when you get married.

>>92767030
Not as triggered as this thread.

>>92787844
Because it is