Hola /co/! Yo soy Black Hat! What sort of devious, evil devices

A gun
Probably more effective than a shrink ray

>>92741530
Do you have the hit Apple product, the iBlewUpTheMoon?

>>92741530
One dildo of doom please! I need to fuck myself to death

Several cans of huehue repellant spray. And some cans of fujoshit repellant while I'm at it.

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>>92741566

>>92741547
More effective, but its effectiveness also makes you guilty of murder.
Shrinking people is currently not something identified as a crime. Police can't arrest you for a crime that doesn't exist!

Shrink the problems out of your life, don't invite more problems INTO it!

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>>92741530
Hi, I want to order a villain.

I want to buy flug!

i need effective thot repellent

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>>92741530

I WANT A MONSTAH TO CLOBBAH THAT THERE KIRBEH

>>92741685
YOU BETTER GET IT WITH A MONEY BACK GUARENTEE

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Got anything that could turn someone into a girl? It's definitely for an evil plan, don't stress the details.

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i want a demencia

>>92741530
Got anything for lesbian bending?

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>>92741729
She's yours

>>92741530
I represent a group of potential customers who are willing to purchase a series of videos depicting you being fucked by Dr. Flug. We expect to see the very best performance from both of you..

>>92741742
How much?

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How much for some dignity?

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>>92741530

Hello?

I have this pesky little samurai hounding me nonstop, do you have anything in stock to deal with my problem?

>>92741530
I would like to purchase a raygun which fills every pastry with raisins

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>>92741896
Mmm yo necesito 3,50

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>>92741530
I'd like to purchase your strongest potions

>>92741965
I like your style.

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>>92741530
A fondue fork.

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>>92742059

>>92742307
PLEASE

I'M GOING INTO BATTLE

>>92741987
MALDITO PLESIOSAURIO!

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>>92741530
>Mexico has a better stand in the field of animation then Germany
why is my country so shit with my favorite hobby and soon career?

>>92742451
Lack of money from the goverment means less money for animation not running on private channels. This means that making it is a bigger financial risk. Since dubbing is really strong here, it is usually easier to just dub a shit ton of cartoons instead of risking to flop with an own production. And keep in mind that that cartoons are still seen as childrens stuff around here so you are less likely to get investors as people who invest are more likely to see only children as a potential audience.

German Animation just needs a gamechanger. A cartoon which gets aired regulary at 20:15 and which constantly gets far better quotas than usual for this channel covering all target groups. It doesn't even need to be German, it just needs to make a shit ton of profits at the best timeslot across all ages to show that you can make a shit ton of profits with cartoons.

>>92742451
At least your country is better than Mexico in every toher category, why do you care?

>>92742451
I've always assumed that higher costs of living make art related careers less attractive

a ray that brings inanimate objects to life

>>92741987
>>92742363
NOW IT WAS ABOUT THIS TIME THAT I NOTICED THIS BLACK CLAD SUPERVILLAIN WAS ACTUALLY A CRUSTACEAN FROM THE MESOZOIC ERA

>>92742988
>At least your country is better than Mexico in every toher category
thats true
>why do you care?
Because i would love to work in this field but i suck at learning languages

>>92743280
I thought germans learn at least 3 leanguages in school?

>>92743280
> i suck at learning languages
So do I. Maybe give duolingo a look. I've been using it to try and pick up Spanish for a few months now. It's the most progress I've ever made in trying to learn another language. When I have a question, I usually browse the comments and find out it's been asked and answered already. And it doesn't cost anything, so there's that.

>>92741965
Your punishment shall be worse than death.

>>92743474
Thanks, i would probably try to learn french

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>>92741530
An anti-love raygun

If I can't be happy no one can be.

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>>92741729
WOULD YOU WEAR THE HAT?

>>92743118
IT WAS THAT DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTA AGAIN!

>>92741530
I would like a copy of the star wars Christmas special

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>>92743474
holy shit this is perfect thank you so much.
This site is awesome

>>92743495
>>92743626
Hope it works out for you guys as well as it's been working for me. Also just an FYI, if you're using a microphone be sure to go into your account settings and set it to whether or not you want to use it. Otherwise you might not get the problems that have you speaking aloud the words or typing out what you hear.

>>92741530
I want a dragon

Do you sell dragons?

I need you to sing this song Black Hat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iuWae6F3mw

>>92741608
Any action taken against someone agaunst thier consent is assault, shrink rays are a problem I dont need, I'll take a couple scaled up ones though I'd make billions in a shipping company.

>>92741608
>>92741547
What you have to do is buy both the gun AND the shrink ray, so when you kill the guy, you shrink his corpse so no one finds it.

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>>92743517
L-Lewd

Man I hope this show gets greenlit. After watching the clips I can see what all the fuss is all about. This show really captures the essence of Cartoon Network's glory days.

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>>92741704
I'll take one too. This evil plan involves starting a family with my nemesis so I need all the parts.

I'd like to place an order for delivery

I'D LIKE A LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE

>>92741987
Is that in American dollars or Taco bucks?

dear black hat: I would like to track down people who make annoying shitposts on /co/ threads for shows I like and kill them

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Do you sell anything that detects spahs by any chance Mr. Hat sir? Or Alternative Sentry guns?