>"There's something written on here...it's

>>92733140
Made In China

ur a fgt

>>92733140
Mallah snackbar.

>>92733140
Choking hazard

>inb4 someone gets banned for Bazinga

>>92733140
BAZINGA

>>92733393
Empty threat, Genie can't kill anyone.

>>92733140
>Rub Me

>>92733405
Nice one man.

>>92733405
Genie can kill, just not in terms of a wish. Not he wants to kill.

"No Deposit No Return"

>>92733372
>>92733393
I rest my case

>>92733405
It's the lamp killing someone, not the genie

>>92733479
Lamps can't kill people on their own anon. Don't be silly.

>>92733494
It's a magic lamp, faggot, it could summon Goku if it wanted.

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>>92733506
The magic is tied to the genie though... always has been. The lamp doesn't summon the genie, it contains it.

>itty bitty living space

>>92733527
Have you never read Arabian Nights? The object that contains the genie is the source of its power/life and is the one that wills to summon or retain the genie, hence destroying it kills the genie.

>>92733154
subtle

>>92733140
"It ain't gonna rub itself."

>>92733585
>itty bitty living space

>>92733140
"For bigger dick fast stick me in your ass".

Then Genie became Aladdin's dick.

>>92733597
Genies are real, Aladdin isn't.

>>92733140
"YOU NEVER HAD A FRIEND, NEVER HAD A FRIENDS, NEVER HAD A FRIEND..."

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"They are finally getting married!"

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>>92733686
They're finally getting married!

>>92733641
Get out of this Aladdin thread then

>>92733154
He's right you know

>>92733338
Sneaky fuck, you.

>>92733140
Do not fill with oil.

>>92733140
>"it's hard to make out everything... but it seems like it's some sort of suicide note..."