Once I had this dream that I went to Eaaarth, and I was walkin' through this rainy forest and this woman dressed in leaves came up to me and she said "I lost my samurai!" and I said "I don't - do I look like a samurai?" and she said "No, but I lost a samurai!" and I said "Well, I really feel for you, lady, but, y'know, what can I do? I'm not a samurai catcher or anything." and she said, "Well, ya gotta help me find my samurai!" and I said, "He's over there." and pointed in a direction just to get rid of her and she said "Thank you very kindly." and then walked off and I never saw her since. And then I woke up.
>>92704819
>read it in his voice
good times
I think we've gotten as much millage as we're going to get out of this joke.
>>92704819
GOTTA GET BRACK
BRACK TO THE PAST
SAMURAI BRACK
>>92704819
Had dreams… Two of ’em. Both had my father in ’em. It’s peculiar. I’m older now then he ever was by twenty years. So, in a sense, he’s the younger man. Anyway, the first one I don’t remember too well but, it was about meetin’ him in town somewheres and he give me some money. I think I lost it. The second one, it was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin’ through the mountains of a night. Goin’ through this pass in the mountains. It was cold and there was snow on the ground and he rode past me and kept on goin’. Never said nothin’ goin’ by – just rode on past. And he had his blanket wrapped around him and his head down. When he rode past, I seen he was carryin’ fire in a horn the way people used to do, and I-I could see the horn from the light inside of it – about the color of the moon. And in the dream I knew that he was goin’ on ahead and he was fixin’ to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold. And I knew that whenever I got there, he’d be there. And then I woke up.
>>92704819
But seriously who was it
>>92704850
>>92705474
You were so wrong, mileage guy. Look what happened right after you said what you said.
>>92705474
>>92706178
Being older than your father is a weird fucking concept.
>>92704835
But did you do the "Hey Braky-waky!" high-pitched girly voice for Asahi's lines?
>>92704819
>My son, it is not the samurai you lose along the way, but the samurai, you gain in your heart. For a Boburai is just stupid. Samurai at least makes some sense.