Get creative and come up with your own Injustice-styled dialogue

GA: Ah, if it isn't Ironman


Spiderman: I'm the friendly neighbourhood Spiderman!


General Audience: Oh, couldn't tell from all those shit posters and trailers covered in ironman lmao

Ironman: I knew it'd come to this sooner or later, remember what i told you?

Spiderman: Uh, uncle ben died heroically in 9/11?

Ironman: Not that, with powers like yours, you have to be responsible, greatly

Iron Man: Nice Costume you got there pal, your mom make that for you?
Flash: Flash Fact, my mom is dead :(

>Deathstroke: Nuthin personnel kid

>>92699137
Batman: You're going back to Arkham Joker.
Joker: Save...Martha!

Batman: I'm a big stupid idiot.
Professor X: Yes you are.
Batman: Get out of my head, Charles!

Godzilla: SKROOOONNNKKKK!

Galactus: You got lucky that time.

Dr Mr Strange: *Quips fedora* Dude magic science adele lmao

Jobert Dnr Rowney: atheism xD

Both: FACIAL HAIR BROS

>>92700610
>>92700653
Fucking kek.

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Bane: this is going to be extremely painful
CIA: you're a big guy!
Bane: for you

Deadpool: Give me my Katana back


X: imma giv it to ya

>>92699137

Red Skull: You not so different you and I. You would make a fine Nazi.
Joker: I might be a criminal, but I'm an AMERICAN criminal

Black manta: Hows the wife and kids?
Superman: Im going to do what aquaman shouldve done long ago
Black manta: you mean die?

War machine: If i put it in will you die?

Captain marvel: it'd be extremely painful

War machine: You're a big girl

Captain marvel: For you

>Joker
Nice to see you again
>Professor X
You must have me mistaken
>Joker
Not like it matters

Deadpool: I thought you died!
Joker: I thought you were owned by a mouse?
Deadpool: Touché

>>92700893
Here's another one

>Joker
Sorry about the legs
>Professor X
You did not cause it
>Joker
Let's give them some friends, your arms will do

Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.

Jean Grey: Come on...

Iceman: You may not like who's flying with you, but whose side are you on?"

Jean Grey: Tom... you're gay.

Wolverine: Playtime's over, bub!
Batgirl: uuhhh it'd Babs, actually.

Joker: Aren't you dead?
Winter Soldier: I got better.

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Booster gold: Finally, a challenge, stupid animal you've got there

Atrocitus: Imbecile, Dex Starr isn't stupid, you will pay for your....

Booster gold: I was talking to the cat

Superboy Prime: YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!!
Deadpool: Normally people get to know me before they say that.

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>>92701238

>all these people unable to follow the formula

>>92699137
Dr Sivana: So you killed the Big Red Cheese?
Superman: Why do you care?
Dr. Sivana: You stole my birth right!!

Captain America: You'll have to come in, sun.
Spiderman: A frisbee.. The fuck? I'm a spider, not a dog.

Naruto: Are you Orochimaru
Agent Mulder: Orochi what?

>>92701427
and these people claim they can write better than the hollywood directors they bitch about

Ivy: Mmm, you look great.
Power Girl: Not interested, sister.
Ivy: By the time I'm done with you you'll be eating out the palm of my hand, among other things.

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Doom: Tell me; does Doom rule your future?
Reverse Flash: Pal, you don't even exist in my universe.
Doom: Then you're a fool to desire returning to it.

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>>92701427
Disney: Why have the last MCU movies underperformed

Feige: Mr mouse, our formula hasn't been, effective, lately and we ne...

Disney: Fix this and make me a better solution, back to the formula

>>92700869
Top fucking tier

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>>92701553
I would fucking give anything to see Mulder and Scully un a fighting game.

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I never want to hear about you fuckers claiming you could write a better movie or comic. Ever!

Star lord: What happened to the twin towers? Why are there so many women dressed as disposable garbage bags? Who let these goat fuckers move to America? 51 genders?

Civilian: Wtf cis shit straights should die


Star lord: Thanos do your thang

Light Yagami: All I need is your name to kill you
Groot: I AM GROOT!
Light Yagami: All according to plan.

>>92701534
>sun
>giant burning ball of gas in space
>son
>a person

CIA: If I take that off, will you die?

Bane: It'll be extremely painful

CIA: You're a big guy

Bane: For you.

Madcap: In another life we could have be allies.
Joker: In another life we could have been lovers.
Madcap: I like the cut of your jib.

>>92699137
>Scarecrow: I can feel your fears, Charles.
>Professor X: Really? Let me guess...
>Scarecrow's thoughts: ...Stairs, Charles.

Cannonball: Goku? More like GoPoo!

Goku: Haha, that's a good one.

Deadpool: HEY! You're just a rip off of Deathstroke!
Red Tool: I... Just....
Deadpool: I shall kill you to protect his honor!

>>92699137
I tried

>Thor
-Prepare thyself, mortal!
>Superman (Injustice universe)
-I fought gods before you know
>Thor
-Since you're still at large I presume none of them were asgardians

>>92700869
11/10

>>92701345
Good shit

>>92701345
>>92700869
Become comic authors. You guys can do it.

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X-0:
>Another soldier of fortune come for my Armour?
Ninjak:
>A Soldier of the Queen here for your head.
X-0:
> Come and take it then.

>>92700869
fucking perfect

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GA: your whole identity is a rip off of Barry
Reverse flash: you know thanks to time travel technically I came first
GA: yeah I bet you say that to all the girls

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>>92701345

>>92700893
>>92701080
I don't get the first one but they both sound good; read it in their voices.

Red hood: You killed dick
Damian: It was a mistake
Red hood: Just like you

cant wait for their banter in game

Khamala: Allah Akbar!
Deadpool: Oh god not the face!
Khamala: [explosion sound]

Flash: How about a race like old times?
Superman: A death race.
Flash: What happened to you, Clark...

Batman: Why did things end up like this?
Wonder Woman: The Joker took everything from Clark.
Batman: No, what's your excuse?

Hal: You were never League material, kid.
Cyborg: That's rich coming from you, 'Parallax'.
Hal: Ooh you're gonna get it now.

Blue Beetle: Does your magic, alien thing talk too?
Green Lantern: It can do more than talk, kid.
Blue Beetle: Let's see it then, gramps.

Swamp Thing: Your abilities nourish me.
Aquaman: How about you chew on my trident?
Swamp Thing: The seas will miss you.

Joker: Oooh what a pretty bird
Black Canary: Ugh do not call me that!
Joker: I've killed birds before, yknow

Harley: Red is totally your color honey.
Atrocitus: Embrace your rage, and it could be yours.
Harley: I'm only mad in love!

Cyborg: You can't get in my head.
Grodd: Then I shall tear it open and rip out its wires.
Cyborg: Are you gonna fight or talk, Koko?

>>92703966
also

RH: well if it isnt worst robin
Damian: at least I never died
RH: if only we could be so lucky

Harley:We cool now supa-man?
Superman: You nuked a city.
harley: Hey, you would have nuked two if you weren't such a dummy.

Superman: I'm sorry canary, but I'm going to kill you.
Canary:Just like Billy, you bastard?
Superman: I didn't rip out Billy's heart.

Daredevil 1: Wake me up.
Daredevil 2: Wake me up inside.
Daredevil 1: Can't wake up.

Superman 1: Another Superman.
Superman 2: Another Superman to stop you.
Superman 1: Another Superman means another Lois Lane!

Punisher: If you can't stomach being a real vigilante, stay out of the way of those that can.

Batman: You're no vigilante. You're a monster.

Punisher: There's a reason I don't have a rogue's gallery.

Jason: You're gonna pay for betraying Bruce.
Damian: Like you're any better?
Jason: I've never sided with a lunatic.

Also,

Jason: You've got too much blood on your hands.
Kal: Pot, meet kettle.
Jason: I was revived without a soul, what's YOUR excuse?

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>>92699137
Snowflame: COCAINE IS MY GOD
Scarecrow: you need to lay off the drugs man

>>92700869
Love it.

Superman1: Please, I must know about my...
Superman2: A beautiful baby girl, we named her Kara.
Superman1: Do whatever it takes to keep her safe.

Joker: Hey, Supes! What did one Kryptonian say to the other?
Superman: Grr...
Joker: He said, "Hey! What's for supper, man?"

>>92704721
Best one.

Harley: nah nah I have a daughter and you dont
Superman RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>92703878
The first one was a reference to Joker putting Barbara in a wheelchair

Zatanna: "So, how's your family?"

Wanda: "Depends on which ret-con you mean."

>>92699137
Swamp thing: You could be a great ally to the Green

I am Groot

ST: Nice to meet you

Lobo: "You seem to be a hired thug, judging by your pretty face."

Death's Head: "I'm a respectable businessman, yes? And a handsome one at that, hmm?"

Lobo: "I was being sarcastic, bounty hunter!"

Death's Head: "Poor choice of words, yes?"

Deadpool: What did I ever do to you?
Batman: It is my duty to stop all criminals in my path.
Deadpool: Hahaha! You said "path."

Spider-Man: Well, if it isn't the knockoff.

Reverse Flash: I'm better than Flash in every way.

Spider-Man: You couldn't even get his colors right.

Blue Beetle: Wait, really, a boob window!?

Power Girl: You going to complain about it, kid?

Blue Beetle: Who said I was complaining?

batman: I'll have to congratulate dick.
batgirl: I'm 7 weeks pregnant, he's only been back for 3.
batman: MY dick.

>>92705270
I imagine Death's Head would not enjoy Lobo's lack of Professional Ethic.

>>92705336
Reminds me of Jaime's clash banter with Ivy. Guy can't keep it down.

>>92700869

Literally the best post in this entire thread. Fucking perfection.

Deadpool: "Meeting you has TRANSFORMED my day!" (winks at camera)

Death's Head: "You're already giving me a headache, yes?"

Deadpool: "Have you considered seeing a doctor?"

Death's Head: "Who?"

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Swamp Thing: "What are you doing in my swamp?"
Shrek: "What're YEH doin' in MY swamp?!"
Swamp Thing: "Stop copying me."

Deadpool:So you have super hearing, super vision, and super breath...Anything else I, uh, should know about?
SuperGirl:BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Deadpool:Sweet jesus.

Shuma Gorath: "Who dares challenge me?!"

Deadpool: "You're my favourite hentai porn star! Please...be gentle with my orifices."

>>92705520
KILL ALL FARTFAGS

FRANK CASTLE: Better hope that body armor can stop more than bullets.

BATMAN: You're nothing but a killer.

FRANK CASTLE: Just cleaning up after your mess.

>>92699137
>new Marvel vs DC game

Nightwing: Miss me, Damian?
Robin: ...I thought you were dead.
Nightwing: You would know, wouldn't you?

Superman: Wanna hear a joke?
Harley Quinn: Oh gee this oughtta be somethin'
Superman: Harley Quinn versus Superman

Although that ones actually in the game

Raiden: I WILL NOT DO THE THING

Joker: Come on, lightning man, please? Just once?

Raiden: Sigh...AYUBUMBALAYYYYYYY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbwumLNRr5c

DARKSEID: Your hammer will not save you from my wrath.

THOR: Are you prepared to face a god?

DARKSEID: Are you?

Granny Goodness DLC when?

>>92706114
Granny Goodness: You'll make a fine addition to the Furies.
Wonder Woman: I'll die before I serve you.
Granny Goodness: If that's what you wish...

>>92706114
I am now imagining Granny Goodness domming all the chicks into being Darkseid's bitches.

Deadpool: "Dormammu, I've come to bargain!"

Dormammu: "I'll never hear the end of this..."

>>92701553
Mulder: Aliens abducted my sister.
Boruto: They took my dad, too! Let's go kick their butts!

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>>92701903
>some quick fun dialog
>somehow so bad you bash whatever writing they have ever done

Jesus man relax

Scarecrow: The God of Thunder.

Raiden: The conquer of fear.

Scarecrow: Finally Someone gets it.

>>92701903
Why does this picture fill me with rage, kinda like I wanna punch a hole in someone's chest?

>>92706315
Muh dick...

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Deathstroke : My look, wolverines healing, is ANY part of you original?

Deadpool: My charm and sense of humor?

Deathstroke: I know a spider who would beg to differ.

>>92700869
Someone fucking send this to Boone.

Deadpool: "Wanda...Wanda...I'm so into you I should be called Chthon."

Scarlet Witch: "Well, I have to admit that's a novel chat up line, Wade."

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>>92699137
Aku visits the DC Universe

>Aku: Ah, I see by your cape that this world already knows of my existence
>Batman: What are you supposed to be ?
>Aku: But your Aku-stume needs work, especially on the head.

>Aku: So, another castaway hero from a distant land steps forth to oppose me.
>Superman: This world will not fall to evil
>Aku: I'm growing tired of dealing with these.

>Aku: WHOO DARES TO SUMMON THE....oh no
>Harley: Well ain't ya just the cutest unspeakable evil ?
>Aku: Listening to you speak is too cruel of a punishment, even for me.

>Aku: I thought the Samurai had stolen your eye
>Dr.Fate: The gods of your world were too merciful on you
>Aku: Aku is well above those weaklings you call 'gods'

>Aku: There was a time when my oceans drank Atlantis.
>Aquaman: I'll keep that in mind.
>Aku: Then let me tell you of the days of high adventures

>Aku: I'D LIKE A LAAAARGE....WHAT ?
>Power Girl: What is this thing ?
>Aku: EXCELLENT. BWAH HA HA HA HA HA

>Aku: What pityable man has come before my all enshrouding Akuness ?
>Darkseid: I am a god, insolent creature
>Aku: A foolish god, it would seem.

>Aku: IT IS I
>Reverse Flash: IT WAS ME
>Aku: I see we could get along

Klarion: Trick or Treat

Dr.Fate: I have no time for your games witch

Klarion: your avatar is the one who has run out of time Nabu

Galactus/Ego: "You have faced none like me, bounty hunter."

Death's Head: "Oh, another planet eater, how repetitive, yes?"

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>>92706714
>>Aku: I'D LIKE A LAAAARGE....WHAT ?
>>Power Girl: What is this thing ?
>>Aku: EXCELLENT. BWAH HA HA HA HA HA

>>92700869
IM LOSIN IT

>>92706412
Because it reminds you that Mission Hill died too soon.

Hulk: Grunting
She Hulk: Moaning
Bi Beast: Isn't this better than fighting?
Uatu: I like to watch.

Captain Cold: Let's just break the ice for now
Sub-Zero: I'll make sure you die painfully!
Cptain Cold: Chill man

>>92700781
Are you sure that isn't already in the game somewhere?

Beast Boy: You know I can turn into any animal, right?
Wonder Woman: Don't be a show-off before the fight starts
Beast Boy: I see why Batman hates you

>>92699137
Did anyone else recognize the voice of Robert Englund coming out of Scarecrow? Freddy Kruger himself was also Dr Crane.

>>92708506
Captain Cold: Ice powers? Been there, done that.
Sub-Zero: They're much more formidable than what your gun emits.
Captain Cold: Really? 'cause I don't miss them.

Superman 1 : If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
Superman 2 : If I'm alive and well will you be there holding my hand?
Superman 1 : I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might.

Scarecrow: Don't say it... don't you dare say it...

Firestorm: How bout a little fire, Scarecrow?

Scarecrow: *Sighs*...Every goddamn time...

Is there a comic book character whose first name is Matilda? Otherwise I got nothing

Raiden: You dare challenge the god of Thunder

Black Adam: I can think of rats with better electric powers than you

Raiden: Your foolishness will cost you your life

Nightwing: Remember me? I'm the Robin who got pants.

Solomon Grundy: GRUNDY WANT PANTS TOO.

Nightwing: Grab a ticket, there's a line.

Joker: Meet that other lightning guy?
Raiden: The young man named Virgil Hawkins, correct?

Tim: Stepping into the Big Boy shoes now, are we?

Damien: I'm not Jason.

Tim: No. You have to earn that.

Killer Croc: Let me guess? Batduck
Darkwing Duck: No, Darkwing Duck
Killer Croc: I think I'll just call you dinner.

[Mirror Match]

Deadpool: Stop copying me!

Deadpool 2: sToP cOpYiNg Me!

Deadpool: Yeah... I deserve that.

Deadpool: I don't kbow why, but I really wanna kick your butt

Green Lantern: I'll shut your mouth in less than a minute

Deadpool: Many will hate you for even thinking that

Bugs: Ehhh ...So how's Minnie?

Mickey: More relevant than you. Hah hah.

Bugs: Still sore about that handwriting lesson I gave her, huh?

>Deathstroke: You're nothing but a cheap knockoff.
>Deadpool: Half the originality, twice the eyesight!
>Deathstroke: Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.

>Spider-Man: Well if it isn't big, blue and morally dubious himself.
>Superman: You're out of your league, son.
>Spider-Man: At least I didn't tear mine apart.

>Shazam: Give it back!
>Captain Marvel: Give what back?
>Shazam: Urgh, never mind...

>Batman Beyond: I can't believe Bruce let that thing leave the Batcave.
>Robin: The costume has its uses.
>Batman Beyond: I was talking about you.

>Superman: Those bullets won't work on me, Castle.
>Punisher: First time for everything.
>Superman: There's a last time, too.

>Green Arrow: Oof. They actually let you leave the house in that thing?
>Hawkeye: Says the guy who walked around in a little green hat.
>Green Arrow: It was a homage!

>Iron Man: You let me take a look at that Batsuit, I'll have it flying in no time.
>Batman: I prefer to stay grounded.
>Iron Man: How's six feet under sound?

>Wildcat: Taught you everything you know, kid.
>Black Canary: But you don't know everything.
>Wildcat: I know you're gonna regret saying that.

>Superman: You're a soldier, Cap. You should understand.
>Captain America: I'm loyal to nothing, Clark. Just the dream.
>Superman: It's about time you woke up.

>Spider-Man: Speak now or forever hold your peace!
>Black Bolt: ...
>Spider-Man: Heh. Never gets old.

>>92701659
noice

>>92709317

>Batman Beyond: I can't believe Bruce let that thing leave the Batcave.
>Robin: The costume has its uses.
>Batman Beyond: I was talking about you.

Damn, son.

Venom: WE ARE VENOM!

Bane: Of which flows through my veins, Creature.

Venom: Ironic last words, Fool.

Taskmaster: I've been looking forward to this, Wilson.

Deadpool: Didn't think you were INTO the ol' slap n' tickle!

Taskmaster: ...This freebie's gonna be so worth it.

>>92709317

>Booster Gold: Hey, could I get the number for your publicist?
>Iron Man: Why the interest?
>Booster Gold: Anyone who could make you look good is worth looking into.

>Wolverine: Adamantium can cut through steel.
>Superman: You shouldn't take things so literally.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* You can take these as literally as you want, bub.

>Cyclops: I've already figured out ten ways to beat you.
>Batman: Is that all?
>Cyclops: Less is more, Brucie.

>Joker: Love the look! Is that Macy's?
>Ghost Rider: Try the pits of hell, clown.
>Joker: ...Sears?

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>Joker: You remind me of someone I know.
>Punisher: Death wears a familiar face.
>Joker: Hm. Maybe not.

>Joker: Would it kill you to smile?
>Punisher: It's about to kill you.
>Joker: Oh, you're just no fun at all!

>Punisher: The Joker...
>Joker: Oho! Are you a fan?
>Punisher: Just a critic.

>Punisher: You're not leaving here alive.
>Joker: If I had a nickel...
>Punisher: You could buy yourself some time.

>Punisher: Never liked clowns.
>Joker: I can take a hint.
>Punisher: Take a bullet instead.

>Joker: Knock, knock!
>Punisher: Bang, bang.
>Joker: You need to work on your delivery.

>Batman: We don't decide who lives and dies.
>Punisher: They decide. I punish.
>Batman: And who will punish you?

>Batman: You need help, Castle.
>Punisher: You're a freak in a bat costume.
>Batman: But you'll be the one in a prison cell.

>Batman: You need help, Castle.
>Punisher: Your help hasn't done much for Gotham, Wayne.
>Batman: That's where we disagree.

>Batman: I know what it's like to lose everything.
>Punisher: And you still won't do what's necessary.
>Batman: I'm about to.

>Punisher: You should have killed the clown.
>Batman: You can't play judge, jury and executioner, Castle
>Punisher: Who's playing?

>Punisher: You remind me of the Devil.
>Batman: You're a murderer, Castle.
>Punisher: Just as blind, too.

>Superman: Let me help you, Frank.
>Punisher: You can help me.
>Superman: No. Not like that.

>Superman: This world isn't your hunting grounds, Castle.
>Punisher: More like a war zone.
>Superman: Prepare to lose that war.

>Punisher: Heard a joke, once.
>Superman: Didn't think you had a sense of humour.
>Punisher: You do bring out the best in people.

>Punisher: You could kill them all.
>Superman: That's not how I do things.
>Punisher: You're doing them wrong.

>Wonder Woman: The regime could have used you, Punisher.
>Punisher: Like a bullet to the head.
>Wonder Woman: Or a sword to the throat.

Con't

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>>92709879

>Deathstroke: Finally, someone with credibility.
>Taskmaster: I take you've met Wade.
>Deathstroke: If you could, please...

>Taskmaster: This job's mine, Wilson.
>Deathstroke: An oft-repeated line, always untrue.
>Taskmaster: At least you talk less.

>Deathstroke: Wilson.
>Deadpool: Wilson.
>Deathstroke: Only room for one.

>Deadpool: Can't say the pirate look's all that practical, Captain Jack.
>Deathstroke: Let's see if you fight as much as you talk.
>Deadpool: ...So it's not just the eyesight that's one-dimensional?

>Spider-Man: Time to pack it in, Wade.
>Deadpool: You always know the perfect things to say to me!
>Spider-man: This never reaches the Internet...

>Deadpool: HEY DUMBASS!
>Darkseid: WHO DARES?!
>Deadpool: You looked!

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>>92709879

>Wonder Woman: The regime could have used you, Punisher.
>Punisher: *Menacingly* Oh, I agree.
>Wonder Woman: And not as I had hoped you would...

>Wonder Woman: I am Diana of Themyscira!
>Punisher: Frank Castle of Brooklyn.
>Wonder Woman: Not anymore.

>Wonder Woman: You have no want of peace, Punisher.
>Punisher: I have no use for it.
>Wonder Woman: Then this world has no use for you.

>Punisher: Those bracelets reflect bullets?
>Wonder Woman: Why so curious, Castle?
>Punisher: I'm a collector.

>Cheetah: You have the stench of death on you.
>Punisher: Want a taste?
>Cheetah: Oh, you have no idea...

>Cheetah: We're both predators, Castle...
>Punisher: I'm the one with an M-60.
>Cheetah: Then you're the one who dies.

>Cheetah: We're both predators, Castle.
>Punisher: You're not my type.
>Cheetah: Let me sink my teeth into you...

>Cheetah: There's a darkness behind your eyes, Castle.
>Castle: There'll be a bullet between yours.
>Cheetah: This should be interesting...

>Punisher: Don't see that every day.
>Cheetah: Do I frighten you?
>Punisher: PETA might.

>Punisher: You're an animal.
>Cheetah: None can soothe the savage beast.
>Punisher: Not trying to soothe you.

>Punisher: Big game.
>Cheetah: It'll take more than you have, Castle.
>Punisher: Big mouth.

>Poison Ivy: How about a kiss, lover?
>Punisher: I'm married.
>Poison Ivy: I'll send flowers to the widow.

>Poison Ivy: There were a lot of plants in Vietnam...
>Punisher: Reckon you'll burn just the same.
>Poison Ivy: That wouldn't be your first mistake.

>Poison Ivy: How about a kiss, lover?
>Punisher: Don't know where you've been.
>Poison Ivy: But I know where you're going.

>Punisher: You're a plant.
>Poison Ivy: I'm much more than that, darling.
>Punisher: You're also a target.

>Punisher: Don't like to hit a woman.
>Poison Ivy: What a gentleman.
>Punisher: Didn't say I wouldn't.

>Deadshot: How good are you with that gun?
>Punisher: You're about to find out.
>Deadshot: Ladies first.

Con't

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>Superman 1: You... Have a son?
>Superman 2: His name is Jonathan.
>Superman 1: It would be, wouldn't it?

>Superman 2: Guess I have to lay you out again.
>Superman 1: This time, I won't hold back.
>Superman 2: Good, neither will I.

>Batman: What happened to you?
>Superman 2: Side effect of world hopping.
>Batman: Let's see how it affected your skills.

>Superman 2: Ollie? Good to see you.
>Green Arrow: Oh great, another big blue fascist!
>Superman 2: I've missed you too, buddy.

>Captain Marvel: Lightning Supes! You're stealing my thing!
>Superman 2: Well that's the pot calling the kettle black.
>Captain Marvel: Well, uh... They're gonna be callin' you black AND BLUE!

>Captain Marvel: Let's have a rematch, Superman!
>Superman 2: Last time we fought, we leveled a city.
>Captain Marvel: Don't worry, I'll go easy on you.

Ironman: Nice look.
Cyborg: I am the pinnacle of scientific achievement.
Ironman: Up until I walked into the room.

You've meditated on this Punisher in Injustice thing, huh.

>>92708936
10/10

>>92710175
I like this a lot. I wish we had good Superman in Injustice.

Hal Jordan: You're a raccoon!
Rocket: Don't call me that.
Hal Jordan: One of my co-workers is a squirrel.

>Dormammu: YOU stand before me? I'm insulted.
>Quan Chi: I've killed far more powerful for less.
>Dormammu: Suicidal AND delusional. How quaint.

>Shang Tsung: You call yourself a sorcerer?
>Dr. Strange: I never wasted my potential.
>Shang Tsung: There was none in you to begin with...

Black Cat: So, you're into bats?
Catwoman: I'm into billionaires.
Black Cat: Very nice.

>Atrocitus: A destroyer of countless worlds.

>Thanos: My reputation precedes me.

>Atrocitus: Your victims WILL have vengeance!

>Atrocitus: I can taste the rage coming from you!
>Drax: You'll taste blood soon enough.
>Atrocitus: And it will never BE enough...

>Superman: Another would-be conquerer?
>Drax: No. Only a Destroyer.
>Superman: Same old line, different hat.

>Dormammu: The so-called "Champion"...
>Superman: I've fought the likes of you before.
>Dormammu: Then they weren't like me at all.

>Wonder Woman:...Private Howlett? How can this be?
>Wolverine: Looks like we both kept fightin', Princess.
>Wonder Woman: As charming as you've always been.

Some good guy Superman lines

Superman: You saved my life once. I never got to thank you.
Swamp Thing: You may want to consider withdrawing your thanks.
Superman: I don't. And thank you.

Swamp Thing: Superman. You of all beings come closest to understanding the Green.
Superman: If humans only knew how much they were loved, they would never raise a hand in anger again.
Swamp Thing: You underestimate the kindness of nature, as you do all things...

Batman: I wish there was another way.
Superman: There's always another way Bruce.
Batman: I'm sorry, but you're wrong this time.

Superman: I'm not the Superman you think I am.
Batman: Maybe you aren't. But I have to be sure.
Superman: Maybe you aren't the Batman I think you are.

Superman: You're going back to Iron Heights Cold.
Captain Cold: You know its impossible for even you to move at absolute zero, right?
Superman: You only have to do the impossible once.

Captain Cold: So you keep a hideout at the North Pole?
Superman: My Fortress of Solitude.
Captain Cold: Always did want to steal from Santa Claus.

Dr. Fate: Magic is your weakness Superman.
Superman: Vulnerability. Not weakness.
Dr. Fate: We shall see.

Superman: I've always respected the Society.
Dr. Fate: I am not here on their behalf.
Superman: Good. I'd hate to ruin that respect.

Superman: Metallo?
Grid: I am Grid. I am the future evolution of mankind.
Superman: Sorry but I think I'm the Man of Tomorrow.

Grid: You feel things like a human, and yet you are not.
Superman: I'm both man and Superman.
Grid: I'm only interested in Superman.

Superman: Alright Kara, show me that you're ready to use your powers in public!
Supergirl: I won't disappoint you Cousin Kal!
Superman: You haven't disapointed me yet!

Supergirl: Kal you can't keep me your secret weapon forever!
Superman: We must be sure you can control your powers!
Supergirl: Then let me show you how much I can control!

Reverse Flash: I can kill you before you were even born
Punisher: ...and?
Reverse Flash: I'm gonna wipe your dead little kids from the time line for good
Punisher: now I'm PISSED off

Joker: Why just the other day I shot an elephant in my pajamas.....
Spider-Man: How the elephant got in my pajamas I'll never know!
Joker: YOU'RE SUPPOUSED TO LET ME FINISH!

>Joker: Green, purple and laughing? You stole my look!
>Green Goblin: You expect me to apologize?
>Joker: No, I expect you to scream!

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>>92709540

>Joker: Love the look! Is that Macy's?
>Ghost Rider: Try the pits of hell, clown.
>Joker: ...Sears?

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>>92710158
>Deadshot: I almost feel sorry for you, Castle.
>Punisher:: You could cheer me up.
>Deadshot: I said "almost".

>Punisher: Heard you have a kid.
>Deadshot: You threatening her?
>Punisher: Only with an orphanage.

>Punisher: You're the world's greatest marksman?
>Deadshot: Expected someone taller?
>Punisher: Expected someone I could take seriously.

>Green Arrow: Am I overdressed for this?
>Punisher: You're under-equipped, at least.
>Green Arrow: At least I'm not overcompensating.

>Green Arrow: Who died and made you judge, jury and executioner?
>Punisher: Do you want an answer?
>Green Arrow: Not as much as you want a hug.

>Green Arrow: Grandpa, what big guns you have?
>Punisher: All the better to shoot you with, my dear.
>Green Arrow: ...Nobody is going to believe this happened.

>Punisher: Little late for Halloween, Robin Hood.
>Green Arrow: It's not the 31st? I couldn't see the calendar behind all my money.
>Punisher: Couldn't see the mirror either?

>Punisher: You brought a bow to a gunfight.
>Green Arrow: You brought a trenchcoat to the 21st century.
>Punisher: Point.

>Harley Quinn: Aww! Somebody needs a makeover!
>Punisher: You can't earn my forgiveness, clown.
>Harley Quinn: I ain't hearing a no!

>Harley Quinn: So, is there a Mrs. Punisher?
>Punisher: Not where you're going, freak.
>Harley Quinn: Hubba hubba!

>Harley Quinn: Say "I am the night!"
>Punisher: Say "Aaaaah."
>Harley Quinn: Aaaa-- Wait a second...

>Harley Quinn: Looking deadly, Mr. P!
>Punisher: You don't want to know how you look.
>Harley Quinn: If you got nothin' nice to say...

>Punisher: You're still guilty in my books.
>Harley Quinn: Aah, who reads books anymore?
>Punisher: I'll read your obituary.

>Punisher: Playtime's over, Quinn.
>Harley Quinn: I keep telling ya, I'm a good guy now!
>Punisher: I keep telling you, I don't care.

I can't be asked to do anymore.

>>92710439
You truly have a gift.

Deathstroke: We're not all that different, Castle.
Punisher: You murder children.
Deatstroke: They were all someone's kid at some point.

Dr. Doom: Your death shall be swift, Darkseid
Darkseid: You dare defy a God?
Dr. Doom: I could ask you the same thing

Lex Luthor: Osborne.
Green Goblin: Luthor.
Lex Luthor: ...You should have accepted the buyout.

Specter in Injustice

Specter: I know how to punish you clown.
Joker: The rack? The electric chair? Ohhhh...maybe the Iron Maiden?
Specter: I'll make you sane.

Joker: Look, its the sourest little cherub in the choir...
Specter: I am as beyond the choir of cherubs as I am beyond you, sinner.
Joker: Oh come on work with me here ya dead beat!

Specter: How does it feel to be hunted, animal?
Cheetah: You should know, always running from your own sins.
Specter: Flee, sinner.

Cheetah: I know what I am. You do not.
Specter: I know all about you, animal.
Cheetah: I was talking about yourself.

Superman: So you finally show yourself Specter?
Specter: You have much to answer for Superman...
Superman: I refuse to answer to YOU.

Specter: Vengeance has come at last Superman.
Superman: Where was your vengeance for Metropolis?
Specter: I have come to right all accounts. Starting with yours.

>>92710439


>Punisher: Heard you have a kid.
>Deadshot: You threatening her?
>Punisher: Only with an orphanage.

God DAMN.

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Mark:You disgust me Thragg.
Thragg: What I do, I do for the good of Vultrum
Mark: You turned my friend into a cape.

Lobo: You think YOU'RE gonna beat me?!

Deadpool: If it helps you feel any better, this won't be canon.

Lobo: Oh I gotta cannon for ya, ya bastich...

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MN: It's not Duck Grayson under that mask.
Damien: What gave it away?
MN: His ads was much nicer.

>>92710473
>Deathstroke: You must be pushing sixty, Castle.
>Punisher: You must be pushing your luck.
>Deathstroke: An early retirement it is, then.

>Deathstroke: All soldiers die on the battlefield, Castle.
>Punisher: Not this one.
>Deathstroke: No. You died with your family.

>Deathstroke: Do you miss them?
>Punisher: More than I'll miss you.
>Deathstroke: But less than you imagined you would.

>Deathstroke: I see through you, Castle.
>Punisher: Must be hard with one eye.
>Deathstroke: Maybe, if you weren't so transparent.

>Punisher: You're a big deal.
>Deathstroke: Only if I'm paid to be.
>Punisher: I'll pay it forward.

>Punisher: I lost my family. You destroyed yours.
>Deathstroke: I didn't ask for your opinions, Castle.
>Punisher: They didn't ask for you.

Deathstroke:..... My own clone?
Deadpool: Now neither of us will be virgins!
Deathstroke: Christ, I gotta get a new job.

Punisher: Sorry, not looking for an attorney.
Phoenix Wright: I wouldn't even be able to get you a plea bargain anyway!
Punisher: The only bargain I need is on ammo.

>>92710551
Autocorrect fucked me up

Its not Dick Grayson underneath that mask

How can you tell

His ass was much nicer

Scarecrow: tell me about yourself devil
Daredevil: they call me the man without fear
Scarecrow: I will be calling you a hearse

The Maker: I hear your a pretty smart guy
Brainiac: I posess a 12th level intellect
The Maker: so you do have limits

Magneto: I am familiar with the tactics of tyrants
Superman: you will bow or be crushed
Magneto: no, it is steel that bends before the master of magnetism

>>92699137
>(Spiderman): "Wait! My Spider-sense is—"
>(Iron man, pointing at radar on his face screen): "Listen, this is the third time. See anything here?"
>(Spiderman): "... No but sir, I swear—"
>(Captain America): "Tony—"
>(Iron man): "No more of this Spider uhh..."
>(Spiderman) "Spider-sense"
>(Iron man) "Spider-sense stuff. We stick to what's—"
>(Captain America): "Tony. TONY."
>Bird's eye shot of Cap raising his shield while a big shadow looms over
>(Iron man, turning around) "Reliable."
GIANT INTERDIMENSIONAL MONSTER CREATURE MADE OF DARKNESS OR SHIT LIKE THAT GOES REEEEEEEE
>Iron man's face radar suddenly goes BLEEP
>(Spider-man): "See?"

Is it lazy and quippy enough

Spider-man: What's with the get-up?

Batman: My suit protects me from bullets and blades.

Spider-man. Awesome! Can't wait to check it out after I knock you out.

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Icon: WE WUZ SUPAMANS
Superman: Excuse me?
Icon: N SHIET

Spider-man: Knock knock!
Black Bolt: ...
Spider-man: ... this relationship isn't working out.

>>92710567
>Scarecrow: No man is without fear.
>Daredevil: I don't fear you, Scarecrow.
>Scarecrow: Perhaps your associates will...

>Scarecrow: Poor Mr. Murdock, he fears but one thing...
>Daredevil: You're done for, Scarecrow.
>Scarecrow: Fear itself!

>Scarecrow: I fear I have sympathy for the devil...
>Daredevil: This devil has no sympathy for you.
>Scarecrow: No more tears left to shed, Matthew?

>Daredevil: What are you afraid of, Scarecrow?
>Scarecrow: Dying to find out.
>Daredevil: Death would be a mercy.

>Daredevil: You don't scare me.
>Scarecrow: Courage is not the absence of fear, Devil.
>Daredevil: You're living proof of that.

Plastic Man: Why the long face?
Mr. Fantastic: Real clever.
Plastic Man: Feels so good not to be on the receiving end of that one

Punisher: I stopped believing in miracles a long time ago
Mister Miracle: Well they say seeing is believing.
Punisher: Trust me, you don't wanna see the things I've seen.

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Mister Miracle: Did you sleep with my wife?
Superman: Jury is still out on that one.
Mister Miracle: Lets see if this jogs your memory.

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>Vendetta: Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.
>Deadshot: I'll give that theory a shot

>>92710583
How do you not get it?

>>92704141
>Harley: I'm only mad in love!
>not "Wrong "mad" sweetie."

>>92710741

More in line with the formula;

>Deadshot: That mask will make you no less easy to kill
>Vendetta: Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.
>Deadshot: I'll give that theory a shot

Spider-man: Just what I needed, another cat-burglar wearing a cat costume in my life.

Catwoman: There aren't any cats quite like me.

Spider-man: At least Black Cat knew how to have fun.

Daredevil: You stole my tagline

Black Panther: This will only prove that it's better suited to me

Daredevil: See you in court buddy

Flash: Was this also your doing?
Reverse Flash: Yes, Barry. I brought back Roseanne.
Flash: You really are committed to torturing me

Flash: Was this also your doing?
Reverse Flash: Yes, Barry. I stole your last toilet paper roll.
Flash: You really are committed to torturing me

Flash: Was this also your doing?
Reverse Flash: Yes, Barry. I'm responsible for that red traffic light streak.
Flash: You really are committed to torturing me

Flash: Was this also your doing?
Reverse Flash: Yes, Barry. I'm HotLady23.
Flash: You really are committed to torturing me

Reverse Flash: Why the fallen face, Barry?
Flash: No, I don't believe you. That's impossible!
Reverse Flash: I made it my mission to take away your happenis

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>Deadshot: That skin really bulletproof?
>Luke Cage: You feeling lucky, son?
>Deadshot: Always.

>Deadshot: Thunderbolts? Really?
>Luke Cage: Like Suicide Squad is any better.
>Deadshot: Well, for starters, it has me in it.

>Luke Cage: If you keep this up, you'll never see Zoe again.
>Deadshot: Maybe that's what I deserve...
>Luke Cage: She deserves a father.

>Luke Cage: There's still room for you on the Thunderbolts, Lawton.
>Deadshot: I'm not looking to change majors.
>Luke Cage: Then you're in for some major pain.

>Power Girl: Whatever happened to "Power Man"?
>Luke Cage: He's standing right here, fool.
>Power Girl: That's not what I meant.

>Power Girl: Heroes for Hire? How does that work?
>Luke Cage: Better than that costume you're wearing.
>Power Girl: Oh, it works for me.


>Power Girl: Heroes for Hire? How does that work?
>Luke Cage: Better than that costume you're wearing.
>Power Girl: People who wear silver tiaras shouldn't throw stones.

>Luke Cage: What's with the name? You trying to muscle in on my turf?
>Power Girl: Believe me, I ain't trying.
>Luke Cage: A Power Girl after my own heart.

>Luke Cage: I can help you get home, but it'll cost ya.
>Power Girl: Wanna fight for it?
>Luke Cage: That'll cost ya a lot more.

>Batman: There's a spot for you on the Outsiders, Cage.
>Luke Cage: Is it a paid position?
>Batman: Only if you earn it.

>Batman: You're a long way from Harlem.
>Luke Cage: Streets is streets, Batman.
>Batman: I'll kick you to the curb.

>Luke Cage: Sweet Christmas... What are you supposed to be?
>Batman: A man out of patience.
>Luke Cage: Well you look like a turkey to me.

>Luke Cage: You blind under that mask?
>Batman: What does that have to do with anything?
>Luke Cage: Wouldn't believe me if I told you.

>Luke Cage: You ever been to K'un L'un?
>Batman: Can't say I have.
>Luke Cage: Then I can't say I'm sweating.

>Joker: What's the hippity-haps, homie?
>Luke Cage: I'm about to bust yo' ass is what.
>Joker: Don't be a playa hater!

>>92710741
I really want a Vendetta guest character. With Hugo and all the quotes.

>Joker: Knock knock
>Carl Hanratty: Go fuck yourself
>Joker: Heh heh, I think I like you already!

>Captain Marvel: I'm taking you in, Captain Nazi!
>Superman: Captain na...I'm glad I get to kill you twice, Shazam.
>Captain Marvel: Do I look like the Wizard to you?

>>92710746
I swear I read Avengers

>>92700501
kek'd

>>92700869
HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER?!

>>92705744
>Implying Dick didn't already forgive Damian

>Captain Cold: Nuhhhh, my wife...someone help my wife....Noooooraaaa!
>Joker:Hey, youre spot on! Its a shame I have to kill someone with a sense of humor !
>Captain Cold: Can't say I feel the same.

>>92705777
I:GAU Clash quote
>Flash: You're insane!
>Superman: I'm not the one fighting Superman
Superman reminding people that he's top dog is great.

>>92702274
underrated

>>92709012
>Being this delu- hopeful.

>>92706714
The power girl one made me kek

>>92707045
>>92711059
I don't get it

>>92710512
>those superman bantz

That's gonna have to be other universe Spectre. IJ Spectre was straddling Supes cock almost as hard as Diana.

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>>92700869

>>92711085
No, it fits. That Spectre was claimed by Maxy, who in turn corrupted him.

This is an extremely good thread

Darkseid: Attempting to imitate Darkseid?
Thanos: Only I am worthy of her.
Darkseid: A pathetic goal for a pathetic copy.

>Joker: Payback Lawton!
>Deadshot: What for?
>Joker: For all those god damn cuts!

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Who the hell are you supposed to be?
That... is the question
I see what you did there

Brainiac: You're a fine example for Apophenia
The Question: I know there's a connection between you and me
Brainiac: Perhaps you should consult the Founders

The Question: Seemingly random disappearances from the grid, all part of a carefully crafted grander scheme
I take pride in it too
The Question: I was talking about air luggage

Quit dancing around it. How much do you know?
the Question: Apparel sizes, financial investments, ... browsing history
I can't let you leave

The Question: Just as I suspected. Thirty-*two* flavors.
Hmph! Who would gain from all this?
The Question: Who indeed?

The Question: You seem disconcerted
You went through my trash!
The Question: Please. I go through everyone's trash

Even better when it's with Darkseid or Brainiac

>>92706714
Aku-stume got me damnit.

>>92710230
But he's so much better evil because skfdakfsabfasfdklfdanda every time one of these comes out I have to just not listen to like six podcasts I like.

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>>92711078

>>92711078
EXTRA THICC

>>92710554
>But less than you imagined you would.

damn

Harley: Hey there handsome
Booster Gold: Thanks for the compliment Harley
Harley: I was talking to Skeets!

Deathstroke:I'm the world's greatest assassin.
Deadshot: I'm a better marksman than you, Wilson.
Deathstroke: There's more than one way to skin a cat.

Joker: No more tricks for you lady.
Zatanna: And for my next act, I'll make a volunteer disappear.
Joker: Is Superman your assistant?

>>92710893
sweet Christmas...every Luke cage line is solid gold

Carnage: Did you really cut your own face off?
Joker: Yes it was quite liberating!
Carnage: Lets see how you like it again

>>92711906
Canary: I look better in fishnets than you, Z.
Zatanna: I can magically change into any outfit I want.
Canary:I only need this one.

Harley: Wanna hear a horror story D?
Canary: It involve the Joker?
Harley: I'll babysit Connor tonight

>>92700804
Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya.

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Guy: Like my new glove, Jordan?
Hal: I'd give my right arm for one of those.
Guy: Shame you already sold your spine.

Guy: Found where your boyfriend put Kyle.
Hal: You found him? Where's is he now?
Guy: Five different sectors so far.

Jaime: Batman warned me about you.
Guy: That flyin' mouse still scared of li'l ol' me?
Jaime: He said to be gentle with your jaw.

Guy: Always wanted a proper crack at you after what you pulled.
Doomsday: I ADAPT TO ALL I MEET.
Guy: Baby, you ain't never met nothin' like me.

Guy: You stay away from Tora, freezy-pop.
Sub-Zero: I have no idea who you're talking about.
Guy: An' I aim to keep it that way.

Freeze: Soon Nora will be in my arms once more.
Guy: The hell'd you say about Tora, Frosty?!
Freeze: I feel like there's been a miscommunication....

Frost: How you think that glove'll stand up to absolute zero?
Guy: Baby, I've been with an ice goddess, you won't even get my nipples hard.
Frost: ...I can live with that.

Atrocitus: The rage in your heart is greater than ever, Gardner.
Guy: I don't do your brand of rage, Trossy.
Atrocitus: Then we will see what else I must take from you.

Guy: Have a go for old time's sake?
John: Kilowog wouldn't want us to get rusty.
Guy: Then Semper friggin Fi, poozer.

Guy: Heard you got a thing for bondage, Di.
WW: I will grind you under my heel, cretin!
Guy: Hey, you put on some leather, I could get into that.

Power Girl: What did you do when we were in hell, Gardner?!
Guy: Hey, what happens in Jersey stays in Jersey, right?
Power Girl: Not what I meant.

Guy: So, uh, we're cool, right 'Bo?
Lobo: Th' main man is fixin' to show you just how "cool" he is.
Guy: Phenomenal cosmic power and I still can't escape the debt collectors...

Guy: Hey, it's that guy who was always appearin' in people's living rooms.
Darkseid: Only to those of consequence.
Guy: Listen, I gotta ask– do you wear anything under that skirt?

>>92710124
>>Deadpool: HEY DUMBASS!
>>Darkseid: WHO DARES?!
>>Deadpool: You looked!
good one

Superman: Get off Earth or I'll hurt you.
Mister Miracle: You can't hurt someone who grew on Apocolips.
Superman: You didn't see all the scenes in that movie Barda and I made.

>>92706714
Nice Conan reference

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>Cheetah: You're a bit of an animal yourself...
>Wolverine: *Snikt* But mine are bigger.
>Cheetah: It's not the size, little man.

>Wolverine: You know a guy named Sabertooth?
>Cheetah: Friend of yours?
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Yeah, we're real intimate.

>Superman: Careful, you'll put your eye out.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* It'll grow back, bub.
>Superman: Unlike your pride.

>Wolverine: You're the big kahuna?
>Superman: What can I do for you?
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Take a wild guess.

>Batman: I can help you, Logan.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Not unless you're a beer.
>Batman: Tried to do this the easy way...

>Wolverine: Who the flaming hell are you?
>Batman: I could ask you the same question.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Not without a jugular, bub.

>Wonder Woman: Great Hera! What manner of troll are you?
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Well, that just ain't very nice.
>Wonder Woman: It's as nice as I'm gonna get.

>Wolverine: Sorry, princess: I prefer redheads.
>Wonder Woman: I'm sure Artemis will be thrilled.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Not if she likes that face a' yours.

>Bane: Your ferocity is no match for my strength.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* You're one sorry-looking Hulk, bub.
>Bane: It is you who will be sorry.

>Wolverine: This spine's unbreakable, big guy.
>Bane: Nothing is unbreakable!
>Wolverine: *Snikt* I'll take that bet.

>Catwoman: I thought I smelled something...
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Come a little closer, you'll feel something.
>Catwoman: I'm not a dog person.

>Wolverine: You really got nine lives?
>Catwoman: I wouldn't waste any on you.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Kitty's got claws.

>Cyborg: We were both experimented on.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Only my ugly's on the inside.
>Cyborg: That's debatable.

>Wolverine: I'm not big on computers.
>Cyborg: A lotta old timers are like that.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* How many are like this?

Con't

>>92712963
How would Crane burn Logan?

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>>92712963
>Gorilla Grodd: I can read your mind, creature.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Tell me what I'm thinking.
>Gorilla Grodd: I am not a Grape Ape!

>Wolverine: It wasn't the claws...
>Gorilla Grodd: You wouldn't dare!
>Wolverine: *Snikt* It was beauty that killed the beast.

>Harley Quinn: Here, Wolvie, Wolvie! Here, boy!
>Wolverine: *Snikt* I'm gonna cut the daffy outta ya, Quinn.
>Harley Quinn: Oooh, somebody needs ta be neutered!

>Wolverine: They say you shouldn't stick your claws in crazy.
>Harley Quinn: They say anything about hittin' ugly with a stick?
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Not for long.

>Joker: I'm the best there is at what I do!
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Never met a professional corpse.
>Joker: A wit as sharp as your Adamantium pot-stickers!

>Wolverine: Heard you like knives, Chuckles.
>Joker: I find them a touch more... Delicate.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Not these ones.

>Poison Ivy: So you're the one who's been urinating on my plants.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Actually, I'm house-trained.
>Poison Ivy: You're in my house now.

>Wolverine: I could smell your pheromones from a mile out.
>Poison Ivy: Do they make you want to ravage me?
>Wolverine: *Snikt* In a manner of speaking.

>>92713067
>Scarecrow: My gas can bring your nightmares to life...
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Lot of effort for lil' ol' me.
>Scarecrow: Oh, for you, I'd just need a mirror.

>Scarecrow: Are you man or beast, Wolverine?
>Wolverine: *Snikt* What's it to you, bub?
>Scarecrow: A beast is of no use to me. Or your precious X-Men.

>Wolverine: Nothing scarier than delusion.
>Scarecrow: Your delusion killed the woman you loved.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* You're gonna regret that, doc.

>Wolverine: You a fan of human experimentation, Crane?
>Scarecrow: I'm hoping to break into mutants.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* I'll make the first incision.

>>92710365
>Wondy and Snikt-bub fighting together in WW2.
I totally wanna see this.

>>92713067
>Scarecrow: So damaged. How do you even persist?
>Wolverine: *Snikt* With these, and a healing factor
>Scarecrow: And nothing to attend your shattered psyche

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>>92713317
Atrocitus: You hold great rage in your heart! Release it!
>Wolverine: *Snikt* You asked for it, Red!
>Atrocitus: Yes! Give in to your anger!

>Wolverine: I ain't joining your stinkin' outfit.
>Atrocitus: Then you will burn like the rest of them.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* I've been burnt before.

>Black Canary: Are those... Claws?
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Are those fishnets?
>Black Canary: I'm spoken for, stubby.

>Wolverine: I like a woman who can kick my ass.
>Black Canary: Then you're gonna love me.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Somehow, I doubt it.

>Brainiac: Your genetic material is unique.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* It's a Mutant-Adamantium blend.
>Brainiac: It will look good in my collection.

>Wolverine: A big, bald know-it-all, huh? You have a wheelchair?
>Brainiac: I have no need of one.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* You will when I'm done with ya.

>Captain Cold: Nice outfit, short-stuff.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* I ain't the one wearing a parka.
>Captain Cold: You're about to wish you were.

>Wolverine: You ever heard of Iceman?
>Captain Cold: We don't run in the same circles.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* You ain't even in the same league.

>Deadshot: Somebody told me you can't be killed.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* I wanted it to be a surprise.
>Deadshot: I got a few surprises of my own.

>Wolverine: You pack any Adamantium bullets?
>Deadshot: What the hell is Adamantium?
>Wolverine: *Snikt* More than you can handle.

>Doctor Fate: In tarot, the Fool journeys the world in search of knowledge.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* You calling me a fool, Buckethead?
>Doctor Fate: You've yet to prove me wrong.

>Wolverine: What is it with magic and doctors?
>Dr. Fate: Actually, I am not a doctor.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Then you better find one fast.

>Reverse Flash: No one lives forever, Logan.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Glad we agree on something.
>Reverse Flash: Can't kill what you can't catch.

>Wolverine: Yellow's my colour, Whizzer.
>Reverse Flash: You could use more red.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Yours will do.

Con't

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>>92713609
>Supergirl: Aren't you a little old to be doing this?
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Aren't you a little young to be mouthing off?
>Supergirl: Try not to throw out your hip, "bub".

>Wolverine: We don't gotta fight, darlin'.
>Supergirl: Aren't you, like, 200?
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Well, when you put it like that...

>Power Girl: I'm about to rearrange your face.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* That a threat?
>Power Girl: More like a favour.

>Wolverine: You just let those things hang out?
>Power Girl: You can look, shorty, but you can't touch.
>Wolverine *Snikt* What's your stance on slicing?

>Mr. Freeze: You could never understand my pain, Logan.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* I understand it all, Victor. And I'm sorry.
>Mr. Freeze: As am I, friend.

>Wolverine: This won't bring her back, Victor.
>Mr. Freeze: How can you know that?
>Wolverine: *Snikt* I've been through it.

>Vixen: You're a different kind of animal.
>Wolverine: *Snikt* You have no idea, darlin'...
>Vixen: I'd like to find out.

>Wolverine: There's a beauty to Africa.
>Vixen: Have you ever been?
>Wolverine: *Snikt* Once, with a friend.

And I'm spent.

>>92713802
As am I.

>>92713862
Hehehe, orgasm jokes.

>>92700869
Brutal

>>92706714
I can't pick my favorite

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>Chapter Master Gabriel Angelos: I'm here to end you, alien filth
>Superman: I burned an entire planet
>Gabriel: As have I.

>Gabriel: Space Marines know no fear, heretic
>Scarecrow: You lack faith
>Gabriel: I'm overflowing with it

>Gabriel: Are you an inquisitor?
>Batman: I'll ask the questions here
>Gabriel: I hate inquisitors...

>Dr. Fate: Fate will now render judgment
>Gabriel: My conscience is clear! My faith resolute!
>Dr. Fate: Repeating it will not make it so

>Gabriel: Your ship is being bombarded as we speak, alien
>Brainiac: Merely a minor setback
>Gabriel: Then that shall be your epitaph!

>>92704141
>Batman: Why did things end up like this?
>Wonder Woman: The Joker took everything from Clark.
>Batman: No, what's your excuse?

me likey.

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>>92700869

Hal Jordan: This is for the DCAU

Jon Steward: Prepare to be BLACKED

>>92700702

Godzilla: SKROOOONNNKKKK!

Galactus: Godzilla, that was for charity

Deadpool: Your movie costume was the worst ever
Green lantern: Yeah, at least the actor was really good
Deadpool: HES AMAZING

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>>92710512
More Specter

Darksied: The Silver City knows of Darksied?
Specter: Yes. It is why they have sent ME.
Darksied: You are a poor tribute.

Specter: The Presence demands your death!
Darksied: Darksied demands YOUR death.
Specter:Blasphemer...

Jay: Jim! Can you here me?
Specter: Jim is not needed here.
Jay: Give me back my friend ghost!

Specter: J-Jay? Is that you?
Jay: I'm here buddy...
Specter: Flee, sinner...

>>92710386
>Superman: Alright Kara, show me that you're ready to use your powers in public!
>Supergirl: I won't disappoint you Cousin Kal!
>Superman: You haven't disapointed me yet!

My heart

>>92710439
They are all pretty great

Joker
>You train dogs too? Let's see which one of us trains better.
Shaggy (apocalypse version)
>But Scoob's a lover, not a fighter...
Joker
>Then let's see how well he can play dead!

>>92715946
joker
>Have we met before?
Shaggy
>Nope, definitely not. Like, why do ya ask?
Joker
>Because you remind me of someone who decked me in the schnoz!

>>92715946
Joker: Aaah, it's the feeble minded jack ass
Scooby: Aruuu?!
Joker: Dumb animal, Dumb!

Moon Knight: I've heard about you.

Batman: I can't say the same for you.

Moon Knight: That just means I get the job done.

Velma
>Bruce Wayne I presume?
Batman
>What makes you so sure?
Velma
>Because I'd suspect the one man in Gotham who could afford your tech.

I'm trying to think some for Scrooge McDuck right now.

Mileena: I shall bathe in your blood, creature!

Carnage: A woman after our own heart!

Mileena: And much, much more...

>>92716243
so how does the scooby gang fight? super low damage combos, but 5 life bars?

>>92716298
if its apocalypse theyd have fire arms and science gadgets at least. plus Scooby would technically be a trained military dog.

Scarecrow: The Man Without Fear...

Daredevil: And the man who worships it.

Scarecrow: We all have our faiths, Mr. Murdock.

>>92716372
Good shit

>>92710549
kek

Fred 1
>So you're me from another Earth? Does that mean Daph on your Earth-?
Fred 2
>Sorry pal, she keeps tellin' me no too.
Fred 1
>You think she'd say yes out of pitty by now...

>Superman: Well if it isn't Captain Originality
>Captain Marvel: At least I don't kill
>Superman: At least I'm not literally retarded

>Daredevil: Who the hell are you supposed to be?
>Batman: Fear itself
>Daredevil Grins

Beetlejuice: Wrong place to look for a salon, Fred!
Freddy Krueger: But the perfect place for a pincushion!
Beetlejuice: Keep dreamin', Lunchmeat...

Freddy: Welcome to the Big Leagues, Bitch...
Beetlejuice: Then how come a loser like you is here?
Freddy: To keep nobodies like you out...

Freddy: Well, well, well, if it isn't the Nobody.
Beetlejuice: Big talk, Mr. Hollywood!
Freddy: Time you finally got an R rating...

>>92710439
These are pretty good

>>92716889
Scarecrow: What are you afraid of, mr Krueger?
Freddy: I don't have nightmares, I give them.
Scarecrow: Everyone has a fear.

>>92717851
>Freddy doesn't have nightmares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDveKxl7Ohs

Grodd
>Mankind sends a filthy mongrel to fight their battles?
Scooby
>Rongrel? Where?
Grodd
>Soon all over the floor.

Plastic Man

Plas: (transforms into Batman) HEY! LOOK AT ME! I'M BATMAN!
Batman: You need to grow up O'Brien.
Plas: Says the guy still living in his parent's basement.

>>92718305
Ooooooooooooooooo!

>>92705777
The way the voice actors deliver these lines is top notch.

Daffy Duck
>I tought I taw a putty tat. And it looks like I did.
Catwoman
>Stick to your own material duck!
Daffy
>Yeesh.Thats the last time I warm up with a joke.

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>>92718305
W E W

Scrooge: So you think you're the richest guy of the world?
Batman: I'm also the most dangerous one.
Scrooge: Ah, the foolishness of youth.

Joker
>Mr Bunny! I'm a big fan!
Bugs Bunny
>Nyeh, thanks doc. But I ain't got time for autographs.
Joker
>Thats fine. Ive actually been in the market for a new wabbits foot!

>>92700538
"FUCK YOU, KEVIN! STOP SHOWING EVERYONE MY FUCKING DEVIANTART, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Prof. Pericles
>Ah, Gorrila Grodd. Ze second greatest mind in ze animal kingdom.
Grodd
>Watch your tongue Psittaciformes. My mind is the greatest of this earth.
Prof
>Zat has yet to be proven.

>/pol/: «Degenerates like you belong on a cross»
>/mlp/: «You will know the magic of friendship»
>/pol/: «No way fag»

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>>92700869

>>92719613
>Hulk: hulk will SMASH puny human
>/v/: that's not fightan
>Hulk: AAAAAAAAGGH

>>92710175
Love it more pls

>>92710893
More?

>Starro: Submit to Starro, and you will be spared.
>Darkseid: Darkseid surrenders to nobody!
>Starro: Then prepare for oblivion.

>Sinestro: How's the family, Atros?
>Atrocitus: You will pay with your blood for saying that!
>Sinestro: Oh no, you'll be the payer yourself.

>Scarecrow: Another master of fear?
>Sinestro: Join me and become a Yellow Lantern.
>Scarecrow: Fine, I'll pry yours off first.

>Deadshot: You're one shot away from being like me.
>Deathstroke: Good, I'd rather not be anything like you.
>Deadshot: Then you're out of luck!

>Anarky: Who the hell is this?
>Joker: Oh, it's me your father!
>Anarky: Then I guess it's time to be an orphan.

>Starro: You are an adequate hunter, of both size and power.
>Cheetah: Then I guess you're the biggest game!
>Starro: Only fools challenge Starro.

>>92706714
>Aku: I've seen better swordsmen...
>Damian: I'm skilled in far more arts of combat
>Aku: HA! Like it matters against Aku!

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>Gwenpool: How can YOU be here?! Crossover? Hypercrisis?!
>Batman: I'll always be around to take care of scum like you
>Gwenpool: W-wait, timeout! Martha! MARTHA!

>>92719613
/d/: Weeellll, if it isn't my faaavorite little toy.
/pol/: S-shut up you... You abomination!
>/d/: Ohhhh, you'll fall for my androgynous charms soooon enough, dearie.

>/co/: Hey look! Doctor Strange's edgy teen daughter just got hooked on heroin!
>/x/: Do not jest with me mortal, you know nothing of the arcane arts!
>/co/: I've got a one word counterpoint to that; Hypercrisis.

/pol/: I have weapons too you know.
/k/: ..Hey wait, is that my Luger? Give it back!
/pol/: I'm keeping this.

>>92699137
>Batman and Superman fighting
Superman beats Batman to the ground

Batman - This is wrong! You don't get to decide who lives and who dies!
Superman - Oh but you do?! For every time you let that maniac live, someone had to die. Jason? Lois?! *Punches Batman in the head* Do those lives not matter?!
Batman looks at Superman with a scowl

Superman - I can shoot beams from my eyes, see through walls, but I can not...will not look at the world in black and white...never again...

*Batman throws Kryptonite gas grenade, punches Superman. Goes for another swing and Superman catches his hand and breaks it*

Superman - YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS BASTARD!
*he punches Batman man again in the head*
Superman - YOU CAN'T BEAT YOUR IDEALS INTO SOMEONE
*PUNCHES AGAIN, BATMANS COWL CRACKS*
SUPERMAN - YOU HAVE TO INSTILL TRUE FEAR
*PUNCHES AGAIN, THE COWL SHATTERS AND BREAKS OFF*
SUPERMAN - YOU WOULD ALLOW THOSE WHO KILL TO LIVE ONLY TO KILL AGAIN!? AND FOR WHAT? JUSTICE?! VENGEANCE?!
*Punches him more rapidly*
*stabbing noise*
*Superman stops*
Superman - Br-bruce?
*he collapses, Gold Kryptonite knife in stomach*
Superman - See? I w-was right....

Batman staggers up and looks at the blood on his hands...

>>92721969
>Superman - YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS BASTARD!
>*he punches Batman man again in the head*
>Superman - YOU CAN'T BEAT YOUR IDEALS INTO SOMEONE

I'd like to think you planned that irony.

Sarah Bryant: "Let's see how many seconds you'll last."

Deadpool: "Oooh boy...I wanna run home to your 'mommas'."

>>92699137
Joker: So you're new to the business?
Comedian: I kill bastards like you since I was a teen.
Joker: I was talking about stand up comedy, but ok?!

Darkseid: I will end your miserable existence
Aku: FOOL! Even you cannot kill me.
Darkseid: Then you will spend eternity in a torture chamber

CIA: This time you will not be so lucky, big guy
Bane: The fire still rises
CIA: And I forgot my extinguisher. Dammit.

>Guy: Diffrent window, same great view.
>Power Girl: Diffrent universe, Same Jackass!!
>Guy: Like to to keep things familiar.

>>92699137
>Joker: If i pull that mask off, will you die?
>Bane: It would be extremely painful. For you.
>Joker: Must be a real butterface...

>Deadpool: Hey Castle! The Mafia called, they want their trenchcoat back!
>Punisher: Have you EVER just shut up, Wilson?
>Deadpool: Only once. Didn't sit well with the critics...

Superman: Thought you'd die from old age by now.
WildCat: This old timer still has some fight in him Clark.
>Superman: This one will be your last