Underrated villains thread. Just rewatched "Road To El

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>>92683644
Bumping with another.

>tfw Flag Smasher will never be that main villain of a good Captain America movie
>tfw He used to be one of Cap's most formidable foes, and now he's treated like a joke

looking back this movie was fucking racist

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>>92683644
>Doubts the white man
>Is the villain

>>92683920
not the wite man. only the peaceful white man
when he saw Cortés and his troops there was nothing he wanted more than to have their superior godly dick
>>92683644
I think the strongest selling point of that movie was how well the characters were written and developed
Tzekel-Kan was no exception, and being the villain gave him an edge in that regard, with the dark sense of humor and all around dickish personality
also he did nothing wrong

>>92683920
He thought they were gods at first, and when Cortes came, he was perfectly happy to try to lead the destroyer to his people because of his apocalyptic mindset.

>>92683909
Ok, I'll take the b8. How?

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just finished fmab.
now this mutherfucker had an aura of uncomfortableness

>>92683909
Calling out a cruel and inhumane cultural practice is not racist. I've read from multiple different actual native-born sources that one thing that is often not missed is the medicine man, or priests of the old religions. A lot of people seemed to live in fear of them.

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>>92683644
This white man villain was delightful, this was before america turned into a melting pot of sjw's mutilating their genitals, so looking back this guy was fun.

>>92684330
I like that he was a religious fanatic, but he wasn't stupid. There's a neat moment in the middle of the movie where Tulio tells Miguel they need to leave immediately because he can already tell that Tzekel-Kahn could be a major problem.

>>92683920
>Spaniards
>Men
Why don't you go make your sleeves wider and more frilly? I'm sure that'll be much more fun for you than anything the internet has to offer.

>>92685719
ironically that guy died im real life because he thought natives could be trusted

>>92686380
Please explain why my countrymen and I ll belong to an inferior race according to you.
Keep in mind we're not latinos, please.

>>92686210

>"Bro we need to go the priest is NUTS"
>"Not till I bang Chel's big fat Aztec ass bro, my lust for ass is more important than self preservation "
>unleashed a giant golem on the city and endangered everyone because of his selfish desire for chubby native pussy

Was Miguel the real villain?

>>92684627
Even fucking Quetzalcoatl, a goddamn mesoamerican god, said that sacrifices were fucked up and unnecessary.

Mexicans are a bunch of idiots if they believe that shit was fine.

>>92686483
>Miguel

Tulio is the one that wanted to fuck Chel.

>>92686483
You're mixing them up. Tulio was the one who lusted for Chel, but he also wanted to leave the city. Miguel liked the city and its people and wished to stay there. Tzekel-Kan was the one who unleashed the golem on the city because he was crazy and wanted to see blood.

>>92686483
It was the other way around, though. Tulio was the one fucking Chel, and he was the one telling Miguel they needed to go, and he had Chel ready to leave with them. Miguel was the one who wanted to stay, which is why they were there long enough for the panther thing to happen.

If anything, it was Miguel's fault for going out in public when Tulio told him not to, because that led to the sports game that made Tzekel-Kahn realize that they bleed. Tulio was content with taking gold and fucking Chel, and she wanted to leave too.

>>92686483

can't beat the puss puss

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>>92683920
I didn't like how evil they made Cortes loo-

>>92686516
Mexican Serpant Jesus was an anomaly in that regard. Even he still required blood tribute it's just he requested blood letting over human sacrifice.

>>92686589
>Tulio was content with taking gold and fucking Chel, and she wanted to leave too.
a man of patrician taste and sense.

>>92686614
well there's a reason we don't really list him among national heros in Spain
The whole genocide thing kinda gives him bad press

>>92687023

Wasn't he somewhat fair toward the natives by trying to avoid unecessary bloodshed and trading with natives, instead of using violence every time to get what he wanted, even almost hanging some of his own soldiers for stealing from them? Also it was Pedro de Alvarado who commited most of the atrocities without his approval. Cortes did slaughter one city, but he was forced to do this because Natives were planning an ambush to kill him and his men, and even then he forbid his soldiers from killing women and children

>>92687673
Fact is I don't really know. Barely studied him in history classes if you can believe it.
There are things more spanish than to deny our national merits.
It's right up there with flamenco and tortilla de patata.

>>92687762
there are only a few things more spanish than*

>>92687762
>There are things more spanish than to deny our national merits.
yeah, because Spain is white

>>92686415
that guy was probably a Britfag. You know those guys are even more Master Race than the Germans.

Don't sweat it Spainbro.

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>>92687882
damn straight it is

>>92687673
Francisco Pizarro was way worse. Now, that guy knew how to create a massacre with even less men than Cortes has needed.

>>92684588
He was creepier in FMA.

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>>92688180

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>>92683644

>>92686415

>We're not Latinos

Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night Pablo.

>>92686483

>Implying you wouldn't risk death for a big pair of brown ass cheeks and plump, unspoiled Mesoamerican muff

Look at this fucking pleb right here

>>92686380
More problems out of nowhere, huh? Why can't people like you just have fun every once in a while? Where did that even come from? Whatever.

>>92686516
Way to generalize all Mexicans. But then again this is 4chan, so I can't say I'm surprised. Thankfully none of the will ever see this, so I guess it's fine. But it's still pretty bad, that you've nothing good to say about these people.

>>92689686
Go somewhere else if you want to waste everybody's time with your hatred for people you've never met, man.

>>92689773
Shut up, nigger

>>92689686
>Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night Pablo.
This is either bait or you're literally retarded. Spaniards are catholic bastards but they're white.

>>92689712
that description is revolting

>>92690007
>mercury man-hunter is a good villain.

>>92689861
>Spaniards are catholic bastards
said the protestant who abandoned the church so he could marry his cousin and get a divorce at the same time

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This cray bastard right here.

Easily the best out of the series.

>>92685719
I appreciate the fact that his major villainous role wasn't that he was an effective or powerful leader (considering all the men under his "command" hated his ass) but that he was the catalyst for the hatred between the indians and the colonists. It says something that his own villain song is kind of lacking, but the song where he gets to expound about how much he hates the indians is fucking bombastic and awesome.

>>92689486
underrated as fuck

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Is this the sexiest animated character?

>>92690698
Only in her original outfit

>>92689486
>Wait on a woman hand and foot for decades
>Live in her basement while she lives and dined in luxury
>Never complain, never moan
>Even allow her insane friend to jump all over you
>Take care of her pets like they were children
>Woman finally makes her will, but has no heir or family
>Give all her money to fucking cats

Edgar did nothing wrong.

>>92689993
>big tanned ass
>unspoiled
>he didn't use "vagina" or "pussy"
how is that revolting in any way

>>92690451
My best friend told me that he thought that movie was bad and its villain weak
I'm not best friends with him anymore.

>>92683920
more like wants to end the world, is the villain

>>92690451
Lord Shen has probably one of my favorite designs in the series.

>>92690992
you chose the right path anon.

>>92689382

i saw this recently, but missed the last part, how did that movie ended?

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>>92683644

>I liked how fanatical he was, yet also really observant and manipulative

>>92684330

>I think the strongest selling point of that movie was how well the characters were written and developed

My second favorite aspect of the film's storytelling (besides the protagonists' perfect relationship and interactions) is how the city's two leaders - the fanatic priest and the paternal chieftain - are both extremely competent, see through the "gods" deception, and take advantage of it for their own ends. Each of them represent two conflicting aspects of their culture - blood and violence vs. community and celebration. The priest looks for excuses to make sacrifices and reinforce his position of power, whereas the chief finds excuses to make joyful festivals to counteract him.

There's a scene on the boat where the chief heavily implies to Miguel he knows the truth. He used the "gods" to make his people happier.

It's an amazingly well written movie, especially considering how much crap Dreamworks would go on to make after they switched to 3D (though KFP and HtTYD are good).

>>92691616

hey, first two shreks were good too (too bad it started a trend of mockery of fairy tales )

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Snow White's Queen is like the proto-Maleficent as far as theatrics go, but she gets almost no love.

>>92692973
>Snow White's Queen is like the proto-snow white's queen

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>>92686380
Sure that being a big pink lazy fatass with an inbred face is more worthy :^)
and concerning inferior races, anglos and germanic are more close to this position, especially concerning their obsession of black dicks, it remind them their snownigger origins.

>>92691616
I noticed that on rewatch, and I totally agree. The Chief and Kahn both make for great side characters.

>They will never make a sequel.

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>>92693057
Maleficent is the name of the evil fairy in Sleeping Beauty. The villain so popular she got her own unnecessary Wicked-esque live action movie?

Snow White's Queen's name (that rarely gets mentioned) is Grimhilde.

>>92693297
>Snow White's Queen's name (that rarely gets mentioned) is Grimhilde.

That from the original fairy tale?

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>murricans
>white
tell me the tale of how your ancestors got triggered so hard they had to leave england in a boat called gayflower

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>>92693345
From some old obscure probably largely forgotten Disney material. I forget if it's in the movie or its credits.

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In such a boring, underwhelming movie, this was a surprisingly fun and even intimidating villain.

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>>92693412

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>>92693482
neat
thanks for sharing
not knowing characters' names always bugs me

>>92693495
The Juice Douche was barely a villain
the real villain was religion and not having sex with everyone

>>92693521
That comic also confirms that the prince's official name would have been Prince Bucket Head, but unfortunately they ended up cutting that scene out.

>>92692973
Who put this dick in this box?

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>>92693482
was the queen going to pork the prince?

>>92684588
yeah but he made killing pride terrible, somehow kimbly can hold a humonculus back?

>>92693495
he was so fucking unnecessary

I actually liked the movie but he just dragged it

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>>92691521
Cinderella married the prince and lived happily for a year, but then the step mother got ahold of the fairy godmother's magic wand and sent everyone back in time to reset the whole thing so that one of the stepsisters almost marries the prince, but Cinderella has a badass scene where she hijacks an evil pumpkin coach and crashes the wedding just in time to convert the stepsister with the power of sisterhood so that true love prevails.

I'm completely serious, this is what happens in the third movie, a direct to DVD sequel called Cinderella 3: A Twist in Time.

>>92693683
>implying she doesn't rape him while holding him prisoner

>>92693799
>a direct to DVD sequel called Cinderella 3: A Twist in Time.
keeping the disney company around after walt died was a mistake

>>92693482
Man, I don't remember Prince Charming being this much of an absolute madman.

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>>92686614
I know right? So disrespectful. Same as when Don Bluth did Anastasia with Rasputi-

In a way it is sad, that people believe Disney to be the cannon source of fables. I have a coworker that believes that the Frozen is the true Snow Queen tale.

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>>92693894
yjis company still makes money

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>>92694055

seriously?!

i feel so sad about the future children, they will never know the true tale of Snow Queen

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>>92693683
>Spends days trying to seduce the Prince in his cell
>Eventually her ego can't take it and she has him bound up and rapes him
>All while ranting about how beautiful she is

>>92694021
I still don't get people's beef with him.What did he do to be lauded as so evil?

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>>92693977
They recycled a lot of his intended characterization that didn't actually make it into the movie with Prince Phillip in Sleeping Beauty.

>>92694207
He was a russian advisor to the tsar and the czars were hated because the people were unhappy

like jews and communists

>>92694207
He went to seedy bars and drunkenly boasted to everyone that he fucked the tsarina. That's pretty scandalous among people who revere their monarchy.

>>92690451
I wouldn't call him underrated. I think anyone would agree he's pretty great

>>92694282
I know but even today he's still hated on.
>>92694336
It was a shame how he carried on.

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He was really intimidating for a kids' animated movie villain

>>92694282
>>92694336
Also fucking look at him. >>92694021
If you saw this guy strolling along and the only thing you knew about him was that he spends a lot of time "healing" a sick little boy, wouldn't you start to form some creepy suspicions?

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>"POOR! WORTHLESS! NOTHINGS! But that's all about to change. This will take Tweedy's Farm out of the dark ages and into full scale automated production. Melisha Tweedy will be poor...no longer."

>>92694359
>even today he's still hated on.
he's mostly ignored now.
and foreigners should not have control over your country.

>>92694442
>Gives spiritual guidance to a concerned mother
>Tries to help out a poor little hemophiliac boy
But he's ugly so he must be the bad guy,

>>92687673
>Cortes did slaughter one city, but he was forced to do this

Lmao.

But yeah, it's entirely possibly he wasn't too bad by the insanely evil standards of his time period. Now Christopher Columbus... THAT motherfucker was a monster by any standard.

>>92694532
Most bad people are ugly and manipulate pretty people towards their cause

>>92694614
dirty indians deserve to be wiped out no matter what continent they're from

Columbus did nothing wrong

>>92693601
Who dat?

>>92694423
>How about this?
Had a rather graphic death too.

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This scene spooked the ever living fuck out of me when I was little. I loved it.

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>>92685719
>They're not like you and me, which means they must be EEEEEEEEEEVIL

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>>92694830
Move the fuck aside.

>>92694644
He also tortured the shit out of fellow spaniards en masse.

>>92694874
well they shouldn't have been spaniards

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How has this not been posted yet?

>>92690451
why dreamworks movies get crap in third parts?

>>92683644
not allowed to watch that anymore
chel makes my boner savagely destroy my jeans from erection alone

>>92689812
*Taconigger

>>92689849
Tim Curry always steals the show. Hated this movie, but the villain was great.

>>92694359
>but even today he's still hated on.
Some people just can't handle Russia's greatest love machine.

>>92690260
Henry's been dead for centuries, chucklefuck.

>>92695143
Speaking of Tim Curry

The villain he voices in the second season of the Redwall cartoon adaption is a fucking joy

>>92689773

/co/mblr's in full effect, I see

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>>92695322

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>>92695341

>>92694021
Hey, Rasputin wasn't evil. He was just a wierdo Chad thunder cock who the people hated only because his "fuck you I do what I want" attitude undermined the Tsar.

He also may or may not have been sleeping with the Tsar's wife behind his back.

>>92694359
that was a cat that really was gone

>>92695034
Never saw the third. What was wrong with it?

>>92694151
>future children

I doubrt most current adults know. People in my age group (90s kids) definitely don't, unless they see one of those viral "HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS. DID YOU KNOW??? " posts shared on Fb

>>92695405
It wasn't bad, it was just very generic and not as well executed as the other two.

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>>92693482
>He's still sperging out in a jailcell

>>92695405

Total step backward from the second. Jokes were shit too. Kind of like a hungover KFP1 really.

Biggest crime really is being so un-notable after KFP2.

>>92694956
Apparently you can spot him on a cliff face in "A Close Shave"...which, mind you, is set *after* "The Wrong Trousers".

>>92695368
Isn't this supposed to be Brutus, who turned out to be a reformed henchman that was a hero?

I honestly can't tell if it's the same character because I think Mr. Ages says this is supposed to be Brutus, but Brutus looks nothing like this later in the film.

>>92695294
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS HIM
This makes me very happy.

>>92690535
Too bad anything they wanted to say about hate and racism is lost when you realise the real guy gave his life to support colonists.

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>>92695377

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YOU USELESS UNGRATEFUL MAGGOT!!!

I AM THE COLONY

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>>92694021
He who consorts with the Ogdru Jahad shall reap what he sows.

>>92693138

Fucking Greeks, never cleaning up their shit

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>>92695476
Well, or unless they, you know, actually read the source material. Which isn't common but still happens.

>>92695322

Look what the cat dragon

>>92695866
but anon reading is for nerds

>>92693977
He had a cut subplot about being captured and chained up by the Queens goons, breaking out, escaping, and finding his way to the now sleeping Snow White.
They removed it cause they were on thin ice with the budget and thought it wasnt absolutely necessary to continue animating his scenes. Ironically setting the pattern for the Prince characters to be minor roles that pop up in the first scene and then not again till the last to save the day.

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>>92695885
DELET THIS

>>92695821
He really was the first "meme magic" human being. He got away with so much stupid shit via dumb luck and was outed as an evil witch by all of Russia and still some myths, when in reality he was just a really lucky wierdo that just liked screwing with people.

He was the man who single handedly changed all of history. Just for a laugh.

>>92695977
Moral of the story: Be an innawoods neet to become Chad

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>>92695885

>>92695921
There is a shocking amount of cut Snow White content, I know the dwarves had at least two more songs.
Maybe it was cause it was their first ever picture and they didnt plan it properly or maybe it was meant to be much more of a sweeping epic

>>92695771
It is Brutus. Who I can't recall but I think actually died in the original book, but wasn't a villain in the movie, just a guard. They say his name while trying to save the Brisby kids from sinking but it is ambiguous if he's actually shown apart from that scene

He appears in the sequel but the less said about that the better

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>>92695835
>calling an ant a maggot

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>>92683644
ONE MORE ROLL

>>92683644
>Do you know why the Gods demand blood? Because Gods don't bleed.
No BvS jokes yet?

>>92694442
>If you saw this guy strolling along and the only thing you knew about him was that he spends a lot of time "healing" a sick little boy, wouldn't you start to form some creepy suspicions?
Not if you knew about how many prostitutes the guy went through.

As I recall, he had a very strange personal faith which involved one having to seek penance for their sins.

For him, this took the form of getting blind drunk, hiring a prostitute for the night, boning her silly, then praying for mercy and having himself whipped.

There was a reason why they called him the Mad Monk.

>>92695773
SLAGAR NEVER MISSES

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>>92683644
I really like the idea of a criminal lord with odd habits like keeping birds around, trapping captives in cages or eating rats alive. His hunger for power is balanced pretty well by his resemblance of principle to not make him look trite. It's a shame so few writers are willing to work with such a corny yet fun premise. I think the only ones who truly did something with the Owl were
- Chichester (and the techno upgrade with 180 degree head turns was just batshit insane just like all of his run)
- Millar (was pretty good in MK: Spider-Man)
- Bendis (lost in a very anti-climatic way plus was kinda edgy)
- Waid (pic related, had great potential but at the end was simply used as a plot device)
- Spencer (SFoSM possibly had the best incarnation yet)

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>>92696597
You need to go to /tg/ to roll.

>>92694423
>>92694760
The seed scene still gets me hyped to this day. If you have to kill your henchmen, that's how you do it.

>>92690698
Yes.
Yes it is.

>>92696162
something to remember is that while Snow White isn't the first feature length animated film, it was the first one made in America, so it was under a ton of pressure to succeed, indeed until it came out many in the industry referred to it as "Walt's Folly" believing that it would lead to financial ruin for Disney

heck there's a hilarious little anecdote where after showing a partially completed version of the film to everyone at the studio, Walt left a suggestion box out for possible improvements, one anonymous jackass left a note that said simply "Stick To Shorts"(in reference to the cartoon shorts that were Disney's main revenue at the time), for years afterwards whenever someone suggested Disney not go ahead with a project he berate them by saying "I bet you're the guy who said Stick To Shorts"

>>92695405
KFP 1 and 2, despite the goofy title and premise, are genuine wuxia films at heart. This is why they were so unexpectedly good; people were expecting Dreamwork's usual brand of ironic jokey bullshit, and instead they got awesome kung fu shit. KFP 3, on the other hand, is much more what you'd expect from dreamworks. They toned the drama down and cranked the comedy way up, which is a shame because the KFP movies weren't that funny. On top of that the story just isn't that good. Kai is a seriously underwhelming villain after the last two, he's barely built up at all.

It's not horrendous or anything, which is why people don't talk about it. It was just your standard dreamworks mediocrity- only just competent enough to not leave any kind of impression, good or bad.

>>92694450
how was she a villain again

>>92695835
This movie was really technically impressive for the time, which is a shame because they wasted it by realistically painting every single thing the same fucking shade of dirt brown. A Bug's Life looked a bit less technically impressive I thought, but it looked way fucking nicer because the movie wasn't about dirt colored ants crawling around in dirt tunnels for an hour.

Also General Mandible is an absolute shit compared to Hopper.

>>92687762
>make assumptions about someone and post these opinions
>Fact is I don't really know.

Majority of injun tribes were fucking stone age tier mentality. There is a reason they were so ruthless to many of them.

>>92686415
Spaniards have nigger(moorish) admixture though this is not all Spaniards. But they got a reputation from the sect that did.

>>92697926
If in life chickens were smart enough to line up for inspection, dig tunnels and set up wheeled buggies in said tunnels, disguise themselves as their owners by piling up in a dress and waving around sticks with hands on them and a burlap sack head, and turn their fucking coops into a goddamn airplane and independently fly said airplane- I think there would be serious ethical questions about the morality of chicken farming.

I mean, most people consider people who poach gorillas and chimps to be absolute monsters, and gorillas and chimps are way dumber then those chickens were.

>>92693727
Kimbly had more pride than Pride himself (at the time), so he overloaded him. It helps that this Pride was a child.

>>92696405
Oh I see. I guess I keep confusing him with Sullivan.

>>92696700
Having sex with prostitutes doesn't mean someone can't prey on small boys as well. If anything it just confirms a high sex drive.

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>This here little DNA bead comes from a little girl in Riverside, California, didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one, nice lady in Detroit, Mowtown - six days flat. And there's this old guy in Philly - I killed him in 72 hours. Yeah, I'm getting better as I go along, baby, but the problem is I never set a record - until my man Frank that is. I'm gonna take him down in 48 hours! Get my own chapter in the medical books!

>>92695294
>Tim Curry

He has done a lot of underrated villains

Dragonus, Drake, Kilokahn, Skullmaster, all have never gotten their dues as memorable villains.

On top of that, I'd say Dragonus was one of the most competent Saturday morning villains the 90s had to offer.
>Brilliant technician
>Physically stronger and more capable than any other character
>Successfully raided an entire planet with 3 men and 1 ship
>Never got shown as weak or stupid in favor of the villain of the week

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Here's another villain who was the best thing about his movie. He and his circus really deserved better than We're Back.

>>92698996

He had an awesome voice, a sinister flamboyant southern thing going.

>>92686516
>Mexicans are a bunch of idiots
what's the matter? did your parents cucked each other with Mexican dick?

>>92687023
fuck you, your other spaniard filth took all of our gold.
At least I rest in solance knowing that the english pwned your asses and left you bankrupt.

>>92694207
.Queen is a redhead.

Oh fuck yes, I wish there was more,

>>92695308
don't you have a klan rally to go to? or do they accept shitposting as a valid excuse for tardiness?

>>92701128

You need better bantz m8

Don't sperg so much over "lol racism"

>>92694614
>Now Christopher Columbus... THAT motherfucker was a monster by any standard.

He was genovese though, contrarily to what any spaniard might tell you

t. actual spaniard

>>92700347
I'll always hate hostility between latin america and Spain.
It's literally been centuries man. Spain even lent a hand in your development. Can we just get over it? Should I really feel guilty for what a couple greedy fucks did with a underdeveloped society in the 1500s?
I think it's best to be friends, like I've personally done with many people from Mexico, Ecuador, Chile, Colombia, and so forth...

>>92699555
>Kilokahn
>that episode where he goes "fuck it" and decides to use the latest Megavirus to hijack the US nuclear arsenal and start launching missiles at random targets
He and Malcolm were surprisingly hardcore villains. Also surprisingly nuanced, in Malcolm's case.

>>92699650
>live in the ridiculously advanced future
>lose eye
>go insane because apparently functional prosthetic ones don't exist
>but mind-controlling eye-replacing screws do

Did the book version make more sense? He was pretty cool though.

>>92689849

Environmental movie was environmental, but, as >>92695143 says, Tim Curry owned this film. Evil at a base core is best kind of evil.

>>92703818
there's an origin story in the deleted scene.

unnerving a bit

>>92692973

Charlize Theron nailed it in the first film, at least.

>>92703818
I don't think there was a book version. ..Was there a book? I don't think it was based on a chapter book, I thought it was the stretched plot of a children's picture book, like Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. I haven't seen the book that goes with We're Back or even sure it exists, but I think I may have heard something about it involving dinosaurs crashing the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade before going to a museum and that's it. No lovable child runaways and no screw eyed circus ringmasters.

Also considering Prof. Screweye's backstory, I wouldn't be surprised if he chose to have a screw shoved in there over a prosthetic. Maybe he chose it to symbolize how the world screwed him over.

>>92703443
>That time Kilokahn gets control of all circuitry, manages to take out all of Servo's friends and Servo, and only lost essentially by rebooting everyone's memories
>That time Malcolm and Kilokahn poison all of Japan with smog
>That time Malcom plants a bomb in the school
>That time Kilokahn tries to kill everyone with heat stroke

Every once in a while their plans were petty shit, but usually that was because of Malcolm. Kilokahn was always looking at the big picture.

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>>92683644

I love that they just made her a straight up crazy bitch.

>>92704569

>typical new yorker

>>92704393
Yeah, Malcolm could be petty, but often he was homicidally petty.

>Tank accidentally spills his lunch on him
>brings food transport lines to a grinding halt, causing worldwide starvation

>auditions a gruesome recitation of the "water, water everywhere" sequence from the Rime of the Ancient Mariner for a school charity benefit
>gets rejected because acting out a sailor drinking his own blood while he's dying of thirst isn't appropriate for such an event
>sticks a Megavirus in the town's water filtration system that turns the water supply into hydrochloric acid

>>92687839
YUP

>>92704569
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...

>>92694021
RAH RAH RASPUTIN

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>>92693482
>Maleficent/Prince /ss/

>>92695341
>implying Jenner was a villain

>>92694868

Fuck, they did a good job at capturing how fearful it was

>>92703818
The creator went on to describe what he is years ago.

>He wasn't really True-Eye's brother in any biological sense.
>He wasn't even human.

He was a tulpa. Though he raves about losing an eye truth is... He was just there one day. Created without said eye. His twisted mind may -think- he had some tragic past but he was True-Eye's Dark Side made into flesh. Completely inspired by the character George Stark from the Dark Half.

Once True-Eye comes to terms and frees himself there is no longer a reason for the tulpa to exist and Screw Eye evaporates.

>>92684588
The first series had better characterization all around

>>92702992
Why do spaniards think we are always serious when we say "give back gold"?? Kek

It's not like the majority of us Latino Americans are natives.

>>92689486
>>92690887
HE WAS IN CHARGE YOU DUMBASS

CATS AREN'T GOING TO FUCKING COMPLAIN, SPEND A COUPLE THOU PAMPERING THEM AND USE THE REST FOR YOURSELF

THAT FUCKER WAS THE DUMBEST FUCK ALIVE

>>92693495

>Good

More like annoying asf.

>Bruh
>Broooooo
>BRAH
>Dude

That was every other word out of his mouth.

>>92693799
That does sound SUPER bad-ass.

>>92704569

>Hey, I'm walkin' er'!

>>92689849
What is this film called again?

>>92708528
well it's because I've really encountered people like that when I travelled around latin america. It was weird, at the same time there was fascination and resentment

>>92686528
well Miguel WANTED to fuck Chel, Tulio's just the one who DID

>>92694207
>I still don't get people's beef with him.What did he do to be lauded as so evil?
Commune with the occult and lead Russia into communism.

No seriously, Raz was into some creepy shit that really didn't sit well with the Russian Orthodox Church

>>92693482
huh now this is interesting, it's sort of become one of those Mandela effect things that everybody remembers the line from the movie being
>mirror mirror on the wall
when it's really
>magic mirror on the wall
but then in this comic it uses both of the versions of the line.

>>92694021
Is only hate because envy

I mean is story was "sad"
Helping a little cripple kid removing the aspirin and making a luxury life after entering in the Royal family

>>92710105
Da, bratja.

>>92693138

>It's an "Turk-blooded Mediterraneans masturbate to their 2000 year old accomplishments while ignoring the fact that all their countries are teetering on the edge of being failed states at this point"

>>92708971
>CATS AREN'T GOING TO FUCKING COMPLAIN
they sure as fuck did

>>92710951
and yours isn't?

>>92684588

FMAB was pretty. I'll give it that.

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>>92694956
I don't really know, he always struck me as too comical to be as pure evil as he's made out to be.

The robot dog in another film however...

>>92696597
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO BET WITH

When I was a kid I never really recognized OP's guy as a villain. He just seemed like a priest who was unhappy that when his gods showed up they weren't the gods he wanted. He wanted the Blood God and instead got the Lazy Bum God.

>>92686516
Reminder that on first seeing human sacrifice Cortez did the exact same thing as Tulio and Miguel and put a stop to it using his position as assumed God.

He also managed to introduce Christianity with more ease than you'd think. Since ritual cannibalism was rife to gain the victims power, the idea of communion "eat this bread for it is my flesh, drink this wine for it is my blood" was an instant hit. What cannibal wouldn't want to consume the body of a willing God and gain his power?

>>92693799
>IT'S ALL REAL
What the fuck why

>>92683909
If I were to fault this movie with anything, it would be writing off Cortez so easily. Just because El Dorado got off easily doesn't mean the rest of the continent is safe.

And that only if we HAVE to find something to pick at. I can't see anything this movie did wrong.

>>92698996

....Is this from Osmosis Jones?

>>92694423
I think the best part is how he pretty much spoils the conclusion of the movie in that speech.

>>92712976

Yes

>>92698996
I really wish that Lawrence "Larry" Fishburne did more voice acting.

>>92712873
Well the rest of the continent WASN'T safe, or were you under the impression this was a Latin America that never became Latin?
Also Cortez was more a plot device. He basically just shows up at the end to be the ironic doom of the priest.

>>92695977
When I was in high school we were asked to give an oral presentation about historical figures of the 19th and 20th century and without hesitation I decided I wanted to talk about Rasputin. It was a pretty fun presentation; the guy had an interesting life. Of course, I just had to show his dick at the end.

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>>92698575
Reminder he fucked every single woman in this picture.

>>92713388
I mean...did he have to?

>>92713399
Either he was preaching his faith or he just wanted to bang them. Or they wanted to bang him because he was an absolute monster in bed. Either way, he didn't necessarily have to.

>>92708392
This, desu. I still can't understand why everyone started worshipping Brotherhood the minute it came out and unironically calling it the better version of FMA.

>>92713388
Are those guys standing next to some of the women their husbands?

>>92712871
It's a surprisingly good movie, actually. Cinderella, the prince, the king, and the stepsister Anastasia all get a lot of character building which works out great. The prince is an especially fun character in it. And it shows Cinderella really personally actively fight and earn her happy ending, which feels very satisfying, especially for people who had any problems with the original. It's one of Disney's better sequels. Miles better than the second movie at least.