Let us fix the ending of Samurai Jack by writing the entire last episode, one word at a time:
Jack
raped
>>92670337
>>92670337
every
himself
>>92670366
time
>>92670325
me.
Then
the
>>92670405
evil
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Jack raped every himself time me, then the
This is already better.
>>92670422
took
Ashi's
viagra
>>92670484
and
shoved
Struck
up
Gotta
git
Rick
for countless eons
negromancy
fast
when
talking.
to
fagolas
like
then
a FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR
UNSPEAKABLE
Scaramouche
EVIL
Scaramouche's
talking penis
TOROH
penetrated
>>92670762
tentacles
into
went
the
inside
Flora
Jack
>>92670793
Mpreg
WATCHA
black
vagina
MR PAJAMA WEARIN
CELTIC
gotta
be
akuuuuu
LongagoinadistantlandIAkuthegreatshapeshifterofdarknessunleasedanUNSPEAKABLEevilbutafoolishsamuraiwarriorwieldingamagicswordsteppedforthtoaposemebeforethefinalblowwasstruckItwoahopenaportalintimeandflungimintothefuturewheremyevilislawnowthefoolseekstoreturntothepastandundothefuturethatisAku
magic
BEEF
babe
Jack raped every himself time me. Then the evil Foster's Home for Imaginary Friendstook Ashi's viagra and shoved struck up gotta git Rick for countless eons negromancy fast when talking. To fagolas like then a FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR UNSPEAKABLE Scaramouche EVIL Scaramouche's talking penis TOROH penetrated tentacles into went the inside Flora Jack Mpreg, WATCHA black vagina MR PAJAMA WEARIN CELTIC gotta be akuuuuu LongagoinadistantlandIAkuthegreatshapeshifterofdarknessunleasedanUNSPEAKABLEevilbutafoolishsamuraiwarriorwieldingamagicswordsteppedforthtoaposemebeforethefinalblowwasstruckItwoahopenaportalintimeandflungimintothefuturewheremyevilislawnowthefoolseekstoreturntothepastandundothefuturethatisAku magic BEEF.
JERKY
>>92670921
>Scaramouche's talking penis TOROH penetrated tentacles into went the inside Flora Jack Mpreg
I think we did it boys
Fuck you Genndy
Lulu
TURKEY
Jack raped every himself time me. Then the evil Foster's Home for Imaginary Friend stook Ashi's viagra and shoved struck up gotta git Rick for countless eons negromancy fast when talking. To fagolas like then a FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR UNSPEAKABLE Scaramouche EVIL Scaramouche's talking penis TOROH penetrated tentacles into went the inside Flora Jack Mpreg, WATCHA black vagina MR PAJAMA WEARIN CELTIC gotta be akuuuuu LongagoinadistantlandIAkuthegreatshapeshifterofdarknessunleasedanUNSPEAKABLEevilbutafoolishsamuraiwarriorwieldingamagicswordsteppedforthtoaposemebeforethefinalblowwasstruckItwoahopenaportalintimeandflungimintothefuturewheremyevilislawnowthefoolseekstoreturntothepastandundothefuturethatisAku magic BEEF JERKY.
Doing good so far, leagues better than Benndy.
they
asked
Scotsman
The Guardian
like
>>92671029
>>92671034
>Scotsman The Guardian
you
100
Quick Draw McGraw
Daughterfags
Wubba Lubba dub dub!!
must
molest
Shaolin Monks
everyone
Poopy Butthole
Genndy
by
Sucks
he
from
likes
>>92671195
ORGYYYYY
thicc
countered by horse drinking water
>>92671234
BDSM
WHAT DA HECK IZ DAT
Spider-Man homecoming
Nutshack
killed Uncle Ben
dies
>>92671281
Iron Man 5
died
Ashi the Mary Sue
FOOOOOLISSH
nuts and bolts
showed them niggaz who's gangsta
we
want
Snoke
mountains of robot corpses
anal virginity
I'll have a number nine
REAL FLESH.
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN YOUR PURPOSE
AND STEVEN!
dont tell anyone, but I have a glove fetish
Sammy
LADDIE
BROWN BRICKS IN MINECRAP
Aku
babe
fuck
JACKO
lost his
SWORDO
Ash Ketchum
babe
WHAT
Trump
HACK
NIGGERS
JOY
>>92670325
6 gorrilion have died
WACHA
from the only man who can use this time passage
Genndy committed suicide after that trainwreck of a finale
Scaramuccia(literally "little skirmisher"), also known asScaramoucheorScaramouch, is astockclown character of theItaliancommedia dell'arte. The role combined characteristics of thezanni(servant) and theCapitano(masked henchman). Usually attired in black Spanish dress andburlesquingadon, he was often beaten byHarlequinfor his boasting and cowardice.
Scaramouche entertains the audience by his "grimaces and affected language". Salvator Rosa says that Coviello (like Scaramouche) is "sly, adroit, supple, and conceited". In Molière'sThe Bourgeois Gentleman, Coviello disguises his master as a Turk and pretends to speak Turkish. Both Scaramouche and Coviello can be clever or stupid—as the actor sees fit to portray him.
Oy
and you my man ain't that man
Vey
WACHA
>>92671772
ALLONSY
MY BABY
SAMURAI JACK
Ashi
Jack
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN YOUR PPURPPOSSE
YOU'͝V̷E̵ F͒ORS̽͗ͮ͑ͧͮA̶͑͒͊Kͧ͂̉ͮE͛̇̓ͬͨ͘Nͬͧͩ ͟U̙̜̬̬̇̈͐̿̊̃̕Ų͚͙̘̠̙̊͌ͯͯUͫ̿͠U̴̱͙S̷̪͈ͦ̆͆͐ͬ
R̡̛͚̹̯͈͊̓̀E̴͉̗̣̪͈̳̍̓̇͆̒͊̾̀ͅE̶̦̣̯͍̫̦̜̣͂̋͂͢E̢̢̦̳̬̮͕̼̱̽̇̍̋̒̓̄E̜͍͉̍͗̏̈̔́̚E̴̛̘̝͙̫͍̗̓ͮ̈́ͮ͞E̸͓̎͗ͯͦ̕Ẹ̱̞͈̟̫͔̙̬̍ͩͬͫ̃͛ͣ͗͠Ẽ̯͚̩͉͚ͅẸ̰̤͍̺̰̦̰͔̓ͤ̽̈E̛̤̱̱ͫͬͨ͛̈́̄̀Ȩ̫͎̾́̌̌ͮ͌́͝Ę̛͔̙͙͕̼̌͛̍ͧͨ̐Ẹ̥̦̯̝̟̻̰͊̿̊̐̂͑ͣ̀͜Ḙ͕̝͍̭͙̊̉Ę͙͖͖̺̳́̏̆͛͟ͅͅE̝̰̥̮̜̫ͬ̇ͪ̊̀͟͝E͚͓͖̫̙̬̯͂ͅÈ̛̫̣̯͉̻̉ͩͫͣͤ͡Ȇ̵͈̳͓͍̘̭͉ͤ̓̾ͮͣ̏͋E̛̟͙̗̻̺̞͒ͬͣ̚͘E͔̪̬̠͚ͫ́͜Ę̵̝̬͔͔ͭ̇̓̿͂̆̚ͅE̜̬̯̝̰̦̯̺͙̍ͤ̂ͮ̄ͪ͞Ě̷̺̪͉̩͈̩̠̖ͪ̋̈́̿̀E̬͔͎̘̯͐ͬ͢E̶̶̯̠̠̬͉ͩ͑ͪ͋ͣ̓̾ͤE̷̥̘͆͊ͫ̽͑͘Ė̻̬̳̱͉̰͓ͫ̓͒
Jack
began to fuck Ashi a lot
then she died
W A C H A
89 years have passed.. yet, I do not expire.
Copyright has lost its effect on me.
Yet, the merchandising continues.
The Disney Company's grasp chokes the past, present and future.
Animation is lost.
Gotta Miska. Gotta Mooska.
Mickey Mouse Club House.
Gotta
ore wa namae wa JACK
10/10 so far guys
BANE?
JACK JACK JACK JACK
>>92671985
(Wrong image)
MEANWHILE
bane?
150 FEET
WACHA
GOTTA GET BACK
BACK TO THE PAST
GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS
BORRIS COMES BACK
WA-WACHA
TIGER BLADE
MALAISE
Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack
Ashi moans repeatably
W-A-C-H-A
Jack is fucking happy
He was not a BADass
until
he gave Grandma those confectioneries
Scotsman gave him a tattoo.
You're n-naked!
The Scots daughters
Suppress Aku in my ass, she screams.!
SKIBIDIBBYDIBYODADUBDUBTODADUBDUBSKIBIDIBBYDIBYODADUBDUBYODADUBDUB
>>92672225
ashi's mother said
DAMN FEELINGS I HAD NO CHOICE
Babe
AND THEN THEY FIGHT
THEY GOT LULU
No, Jack first kisses Ashi
despair
sweet thing
EXTRA THICC QT DANCING TO AUSTIN POWERS THEME SONG IN JACK VS MAD JACK
I HAD NO CHOICE
DAMN FEELINGS
Flora
THE SHOGUN OF SORROW
I
Married Da Samoorai
Fucking
CAME
EXTRA
BLACKED
with
OUT
SALT
OF
Borris becomes king
RETIREMENT
He then marries Flora
WACHA
LONG AGO
A GANGBANG
Ashi's penis!
IN
Inside Jack for he does not mind
A DISTANT LAND
I
I AKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS
Jack then kills himself
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
UNLEASHED AN
EXTRA THICC
UNSPEAKABLE
>>92670921
>Scaramouche's talking penis TOROH penetrated tentacles into went the inside Flora Jack Mpreg, WATCHA
best ending
I made it babe
EVIL
IT A'INT ME
whip it out
BUT
(you)
BABE
A
AND THEN THEY FIGHT
DEMONGO
It ends with Jack taking the portal and killing Aku
We don't see anything else
We hope for an epilogue forever
FOOLISH
SAMURAI
WARRIOR
WARRIOR
WIELDING
A
>>92671482
>>92671486
>YOU'VE FORGOTTEN YOUR PURPOSE
>AND STEVEN!
MAGIC
SWORD
Iroh, the shapeshifting uncle of darkness
Unleashed
STEPPED
ASHI
FORTH
THICC
KILLED
KILLED
DANDELION
TO
This is black hat!
Before the final blow was
Change
Himself
OPPOSE
STRUCK
WAIFU
I TOROH OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME
saved
AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE
Ashi
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST
AND UNDO
SHIT
BUT
THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU
ENDINGS
GOTTA
never
git
ashi
Bushido Mack
jump
BACK
Is someone compiling this?
B A C K
BACK
TO
DA HOOD
THE
FUTURE
NIGGER
HOOD
SAMURAI
JACK
W-WACHA
GOTTA
post
test
TO
BACK
died.
JACK, WITHOUT AKU I'M
WACHA
OVULATING
AND THEN THEY FIGHT
W/WACHA
LONG AGO
jack jack jack jack jack jack
jack
JACK
J A C K
jack jack jack jack
jack jack jack jack jack
jack jack jack jack jack
Off
Aku
WACHA
Babe
SAMURAI JACK
Fucked
WATCHA
WON
SON
EVERYBODY
jack, jack jack jack jack
pregnant
WACHA
>>92673883
AKUUUUUUUUUUUU
W/WACHA
JACK JACK JACK JACK
GOTTA
NUT
BACK
INSIDE ASHI
AND
WACHA
GLOMP
THE SCOTSMAN
WATCHA
Greg
Mako
Baldwin
Iwamatsu
Phil
How
can
DEAD NIGGER STORAGE
I
contain
you
PAJAMA WEARIN'
KING DEDEDE
WAIFU VANISHIN'
CLOBBERIN' MONSTER NEEDIN'
BASKET FACE SLIPPER WIELDIN'
CLYPE-DREEP-BACHLE
GETHER UPIN'
WE
WERE
WUZ
>>92674372
WUZ
WACHA
DA CRYZTAL JAMZ
AND STEVEN
nobody will be bothered to write this much trash down
AND THEN
BLATE MAW, BLITHERIN'
GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS
>>92674393
SA-MOO-RAIS
JACK TOOK
GOMERIL
IN THE LOUD HOUSE
IN THE LOUD HOUSE
JESSE
JAMES
OAF LOOKIN'
FOUGHT
SCOONER
NYAFF
PLOOKIE
GOTTA
SHAN
MILK DRINKIN'
SOY
50 years have passed..
>79 Posters
FACED
SHILPIT
MIM
MOOTHED
SNIVELIN'
Long ago in a distant land
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uCjFx5QPtH
WORM
NORMIE
>>92674437
AND
EYED
HOTTEN
BLAUGH
VILE
this thread is fucking aids
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cocks
STOOCHIE
Anyone have the finished episode reactions?
BLUE DOGGO
CALLY
BREEK
I KNOW
TATTIE?
WACHA
STANDO POWAH
GOTTA
SAVE THE DAY
the end
SAMURAI JACK
GOTTA GET BACK SAMURAI JACK
WATCHA
ponies
>>92674771
This was actually hilarious and I actually am glad you compiled it.
>And then they fight
That fucking killed me the second and 3rd times.
JACK JACK
JACK JACK JACK
W/WACHA
precum
JACK
JACK JACK JACK
JACK
JACK JACK JACK
WA/WACHA
sweet thing...WATCHA
GOTTA GET BACK
JUMP GOOD
Ashi! I... I love you!
WACHA
JACK JACK
JACK JACK JACK
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IR8PGz1Yk2
Updated
Bane
I AKU, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE AMOUNT OF CUM
ON MY ART ATTACK
F I F T Y Y E A R S O F C U M
Wait, back off a sec there, beardsly. Where...is yourWACHA? Huh? I don't see it. Oh? No, no, no, no, NO, babe! Don't tell me. You lost...yourWACHA?
NASHI
Ponies
ERECT
And Knuckles
WACHA
Phallus
IN A WORLD OF CHAOS AND DISARRAY
MAGIC SWORD
AND THEN
Jack wins the fight and then goes out for Pizza
>>92675662
I AM SAMURAI JACK
TAK-TAK-IYON
SUDDENLY
TAKYON
Dig this, boss, Jack-o has lost his [[spoiler WACHA [[/spoiler]]-o
>>92675688
I'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY
Whoa, what a freak. Looked like a talking [] WACHA []
AND THEN JACK STARTED WALKING
WACHA
>>92675800
AND IF YOU THINK I CAN'T
>>92672280
Underrated
>>92674771
>ASHI'S BUSH
>JACK JACK JACK JACK
>AND THEN THEY FIGHT x3
This is stupid
>>92675847
sir, I have a plan-...
MEIN FUHRER
I KAN VALK
>>92675866
I'LL ALWAYS FIND A WAY
AND THEN AKU APPEARED
AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS
WATCHA
>>92675944
THAT'S WHY THE PEOPLE OF THIS FUTURE BELIEVE IN
then aku said "have a free 3 months free at www.audible.com/aku
This isn't about your pathetic, little cut. It's about that girl youWACHA
>>92676003
AKUUU
>>92676189
HIGH PRIESTESS
>>92676217
AND THE WARNER SISTER DOT
>>92676299
AND BORIS
>>92676299
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUUUUB!
jack
fixed
you can be happy now
GOTTA
BACK
TELL ME DOCTOR
And Jack's real name is...
Ching Chong
WACHA
Ding Dong
>>92676678
Mako
There is nothing wrong with the ending. Ashi pulls her blade-arm-back, then stabs jack though the face. instantly killing him.
She loved him, and the human part gave him a painless death. He then trips and dreams of being rescued, and finally defeating aku.
His brain finally shuts down imagining a blossom tree.
Aku wins, but the sword remains, for the next hero to fight.
Looked like a talking penis
cumming
WACHA
O
JACK
JACK JACK JACK
RUBBER
NEN
CONDOM
*credits roll*
WACHA
>>92676743
JUUUUUUUUULIAN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VvfjOnwYWK
Updated again, but I think this is a good stopping point because it's like ten minutes long.
>>92676779
fag
>>92677395
True. Thanks, anon
How is it that this thread is at kek levels that I didn't even think were possible?
>>92677395
>10 minutes long
The finale was 20 minutes long.
Afterall, is our version better than the real thing?
posting in legendary bread?
I fucking hoped some anon screen capped this shit
This is a n° 498 post.
>>92677936
Here you go
JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK.Bump limit reached.
EXTRA THICC
>>92678172
>Forgetting the last WACHA
bane
>>92678782
Fuck me in the ass, I cropped it out. Here's a fix
>>92679063
Perfect! Thanks anon.
AKU