>Be Meme Lord >Turn down LITERAL FUCKING PERFECTION for

don't
stick
your
dick
in
crazy

>perfection
>living statue lookin ass bitch like I see on the street corner

>>92666099

We always want what we can't have.

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>>92666122

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PERFECTION

>Be Ben Browder
>Star as he main character in an amazing scifi space adventure series for four years
>Fourteen years later, get called on to act in a scifi space adventure movie
>Your only role is to stand next to this bitch for one scene

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>>92666122
Where do you live where you regularly see women half as good looking as Liz Debicki?

>>92666099
Green is more of a meme color than gold.

>>92666194
still got more screentime and lines than nathan fillion at least

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>>92666285

>>92666200
Outside of usa. 60 percent of american women are obese or overweight.

>>92666099
Movie Peter is a playboy. There wasn´t an expiration date on Ayesha´s offer, with Gamora he´s invested several months into her and still hasn´t gotten to second base.

>>92666164
That ain't Leeloo.

>>92666379
Skinny people can be ugly too

>>92666427
yeah, but you're guaranteed to be ugly if you're fat

>>92666200
California.

>>92666388
remember that time in the 70s when he fell for a beautiful lady who turned out to be a mind-altering lizardwoman and then he fucked her anyway

pretty sure he also fucked his sentient ship too

>>92666099
She's a cunt.

>>92666118
fpbp

>>92666099
>implying he turned her down


>she's making Adam Warlock in the cocoon
>half of Adam's genetics are hers
>Adam has power rivalling celestials
Gee I wonder how that happened

>>92666200
She looka like a man.

>>92666797
maybe if you're not white and can't tell the difference between whites

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The entire time i was watching this movie, all i could think about is how disappointed i am that there are no colored girls in real life.
I want to fuck the rainbow so bad. Even bald blue chick was weirdly hot.

I mean i guess there are colored girls irl, but they are all some kinda brownish.

>>92666200
Please don't post pictures of my wife

>>92666099
Looks like C-3PO.

>>92666797
That's one sexy man then.

>>92666427
Faces dont matter. Most americans are ugly.

>>92667503
I thought you lived outside of America

>>92666118
As someone who has stuck his dick in crazy, I disagree with this post. Broken windows was worth the amazing sex, and no "regular" chick has enjoyed letting me fuck her butthole

>>92668172
Must not have been crazy enough.

>>92666797
That's part of what makes her so perfect.

>>92666797
You guys say that about literally fucking everyone with a jawline.

>>92666118
fpbp

>>92666099
He didn't turn her down, they just left before he could bone her friend. Then Rocket stole the batteries and that kind of ruined that plan.

>>92666099
I think I'm too far gone. I saw the movie today, saw her, a statuesque, powerful, authoritarian woman and all I thought was that she'd make a good sub.

>>92666164
>Dishevled hair
My fucking dick

>>92666099
Literally just a chick in gold paint.

>>92667132
Actually there's a real condition that turns people's skin silver-blue. Get to it.

>>92666448
>Chubby chasers don't exist

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>>92666099
>pick gamora over ayesha
>choose his friends over Ego
Star-lord made some fucking wrong decisions in this movie

>>92670349
She'd be a great target for mind break.

>>92670709
Genetically engineered gold high priestess, man.

>>92672128
Rule-focused, authoritative, strict people make excellent subs.

>>92666797
go back to /v/

>>92666194
>actually considering seeing movie just for moar Ben
Well shit, thanks for the heads up anon. Now I know not to waste my time.

>>92673437
What, did you think he was a main character or something? t's still basically a 2 hour Farscape episode so worth seeing IMO.

>>92675296

C'mon man, don't insult Farscape like that.

Besides, there wasn't nearly enough leather and omnidirectional sexual tension for it to be Farscape.

>>92666451
>commiefornia, nothing but gross Asians and gross Mexicans
>seeing any half good looking girls anywhere besides the over crowded tourist beaches

>>92666099
afraid he can't satisfy perfection?

>>92675393
Insult? Farscape is my favorite TV show. That I'm comparing GOTG to it is high praise for both series.

>>92666099
Can we talk about how they were trying to pull this "Will they or Won't they" nonsense with Pete and Gamora for 2 movies straight? I thought they hooked up at the end of Guardians 1.

>>92675781
You misremembered. It's always been an unspoken thing.

Personally I like that they're taking it slow. I wasn't a fan in the first movie but it was so well-handled in this one that I didn't even really think about it til after the fact.

>>92675438
>wanting to fuck only gross whiteys
being colorblind to pussy is your own damned problem, have fun never mixing your paints.

During the movie, it really bothered me that the Sovereign were getting shit on for the whole movie.4

>literally bred to be more or less genetically perfect
>considered douchebags for acknowledging that fact
>"Man, look at these petty assholes" the Guardians said as the refused to return batteries that Rocket had no right or reason to take

>Smart enough to use remote controlled robots in place of flesh and blood soldiers piloting ships
>portrayed as cowardly
It's one of those things where the heroes are nowhere near as justified as they're written to be.

>>92675953
>"Man, look at these petty assholes" the Guardians said as the refused to return batteries that Rocket had no right or reason to take

When did they say that? Everybody was pissed at Rocket for it but by that point the Sovereign were already trying to kill them. Except Drax I guess but Drax doesn't really give a shit about anything, he's just along for the ride.

>>92675932
As if smelly Mexican and weird faced asians are better than whites

>>92676037

if you're Star-Lord in that situation, how do you return the batteries without being killed?

>>92676393
You don't. No one but Rocket did anything wrong. Hell, Peter warned the others about offending the Sovereign.

>>92676393
>>92677066

>Final battle with Ego comes up
>Sovereign appear in their drones to fuck shit up
>"Thank God you're hear! I know I couldn't explain things before, but we had to take the batteries quickly so we could use their massive explosive planet to kill this Celestial that's threatening to overtake the entire universe!"
>Sovereign check news reports from other planets, find out the Guardians' story is verified from all the reports of Ego's plants spreading on various planets
>Sovereign join in the battle to destroy Ego
>High Priestess decides it is her right as perfection to mate with the man who has twice saved the Galaxy

>>92675953
High Priestess wanted to kill them for the insult to her shitty culture. She outright said the batteries didn't matter, it was the insult of stealing them. If you're going to shitpost about the film watch it with your fucking eyes open. They opened fire before they could even offer to return the batteries because they're a pathetic race of stuck up douchebags who spent the last several thousand years "perfecting" their genome and they still got trounced by a fucking cyborg raccoon. They're a fucking joke, and their DNA is pretty fucking shit if that's their standard for perfection.

The heroes are justified in self-defense because a planet of faggot golden space elves in desperate need of a good raping has no sense of proportion, probably because over-engineering of their entire culture had reduced them to a race of pathetic man babies and womanchildren incapable of original thought or adaptability. Can't wait for Thanos to murder all of them.

>>92677474
Easy there /tg/, I know y'all hate elves but let's put the pitchforks down.

>>92668172
This anon gets it. Normal Women wont do anything fun.

>>92675953
>It's one of those things where the heroes are nowhere near as justified as they're written to be.

I mean....they ARE the Guardians of the Galaxy. I thought it was a pretty fun idea to start the conflict off with the Guardians being assholes.

>>92677235
Or even afterward:

>>Contact Nova Corps, explain situation
>>Ask them to send a formal and very public letter of thanks to the Sovereign for providing the batteries that saved life as we know it
>>Sovereign cannot both attack Guardians and accept credit
>>Sovereign are reduced to maybe sending the occasional assassin after the Guardians due to realpolitik

>>92666164
god my dick got so hard after seen her like that

>>92666474
I don't even know how this is possible, but I want to read it

Source for both?

>>92667503
>Faces dont matter
Faces are 90% of my attraction to people.

>>92677660
You be surprised, just about every girl I have dated I talk into doing anal. It's just being what they want enough that they will degrade themselves for you.

>>92670725
What's it called?

>>92666118
Its fun though. Also with the stolen batteries they were already fucked.

I'm not sure she fucks though could be some DNA extraction of the non fun kind.

>>92680648
Argyria

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argyria

>>92666388
Can't wait for Adam Warlock to cuck Peter.

>>92678702
Marvel Super Special 10 and Marvel Preview 14

>>92670872
Being mentally ill is not an excuse

>>92666099
ayesha is only into guys named adam

>>92677474
>Can't wait for Thanos to murder all of them.
As of right now, they don't have an Infinity Stone. Xandar has a much higher chance of being slaughtered.

>>92666118
fpbp. Rational and steady win the race.

>>92666118
>implying anyone sane would let me get my dick anywhere near them

>>92668172
That's not even crazy, that's 1950s housewife problems. Where are the false rape accusations and semen collection from used condoms?

>>92682007
I bet she never even tried to stab him.
Oh god I miss her so much.

>>92666118
Listen to this man, he speaks wisdom.

>>92682033
You could always kidnap her anon. Guaranteed swoon during the raping. :^)

>>92666194
He did not age well sadly. Need to get that nigga on the same stuff stallones on

>>92668172
Breaking windows isn't crazy. Downing dozens of muscle relaxers she already crushed into a shake when you call her suicide bluff during the post-fuckfest period of arguing and screaming is crazy.

>>92675548
She admitted she's never had sex before.

It's pretty hard to let a virgin down, hell I once fucked a virgin when I was so fucking hammered I got soft during it and she still said it was great., which was surprising.

>>92667132
>bald blue chick was weirdly hot.

Karen Gillian is hot, dude