Slott has been talking a lot about Superman lately. Do you

>>92654525
I don't think DC will let Clark and Lois's marriage be sold to the devil

>>92654572
That wasn't even Slott.

>>92654589
Slott was a huge supporter of it though. He thinks marriages in cape comics are bad.

>>92654525

The bridge is still burning but knowing DC they'd give him some entry level job and force him to work his way up.

And Slott used to be good. Imagine him REBIRTH'd.

>>92654589
Except that he was part of the team who pulled a literal coup on JMS and actively supports the marriage being taken out of the equation.

So in a way, yeah, it kind of was him. It's just that he actually has others to share the blame with on that one.

>>92654572
That was Q, Slott would have Clark's mind swapped for Toyman who dumps Lois to try his luck with a 3 foot goblin.

Slott's written Superman in the past, you know. He's pretty passionate for the character and the fact that so many people on twitter disagree with his views in the 9 million twitter arguments he's gotten in over BvS, he's prone to loudly letting people know what he feels is "Superman done right".

>>92654572

Slott literally had nothing to do with OMD, you must realize. I think Slott's reign over Spidey needs to end as much as anyone, but I sincerely hope there's not a common misconception that OMD is his legacy.

>>92654525
Slott lecturing people about how to write superheroes is hilarious since he seems to sincerely believe that turning Spider-Man into Iron Man is a good thing.

>>92654525
>Do you think he's planning on finding a way to get DC to let him write for Supes?
Please no

>>92654631
>Slott literally had nothing to do with OMD

He was part of the group that made the decision.

>>92654674
He wasn't. That was Quesada and some other editors. The writing team that came on after didn't decide anything.

Slott's Justice League Adventures is fucking great, he should go back to DC

slott can fuck himself

>>92655591
>trying to imagine Slott with muscles where there used to be lard
>failing

>>92654525
That would be great. I really enjoying his non-spider-man comics.

>>92654638
Slott is just jelly that DC rebirth is beloved and that Batman&Flash outsold Secret Empire. It kills him inside that the enemy is successful, instead of shot in the head.
Meanwhile, Scott Snyder tells people to buy both DC and Marvel and indie titles....

>>92654525
That would require him to LEAVE Amazing Spider-Man. And Slott has stated several times that he NEVER will ever leave the book. And that he will literally be on the book FORVER and ever and ever and ever and ever.
>it will be 70 years later and Slott will be writing Amazing Spider-Man #1

>>92654525
Give him Action, I don't care. But I know already that Jurgens would not leave the title before 1000 issue.

>>92656508
Spider-Man hasn't even been around 70 years yet. Look how things were 10 years ago. A few years from now, who knows how bad things might be?

>>92654525
For the love of Cereal Lord, please no. Don't even joke about that.

>>92654525
Mmm. Wonder how the DChadification would work on him?

>>92657168
He is beyond saving.

>>92656457
>not cultivating mass and turning into muscle

>>92656508
He ain't no Stan Lee, that fat fuck has like 20 years tops

>>92654525
Slott would make a sequel to Death of Superman and make Steel the new Supes but with the subtlety of Marvel.

>>92657599
DC has editors, unlike Marvel.

And even better, they would tell him to stop tweeting!

>>92654617
He's been putting out crap for so long it's easy to forget he has put out some OK stuff

>>92654525
DC are pretty cuck so I see this happening, what with even Waid soon to be writing Shazam...

>>92654617
He'd have to do gym workouts and fitness training though, could he handle it?

>>92654525
Accounting to Bleeding Cool Slotted was offered to work on Superman or Batman straight after Superior but he's contact at Marvel doesn't end until 2018 or 2019

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>>92658515
>Morrison writes a comic about a Charles Atlas-like character
>the house that published it turns employees into Charles Atlas-like people

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>>92658562
>>92658515
>finally get your dream position writing for DC
>asked to turn up to meet with your editor at 9 AM
>turn up
>your editor isn't there, Jim Lee is
>"We noticed you didn't turn up at 7AM for the daily pre-working workout anon, so I've canceled your meeting and scheduled you in for an emergency lifting session with Geoff"
>spend the next three hours trying pitifully to work out at Geoff Johns watches you silent while eating a bowl of cereal
>doesn't say anything but later you hear him asking Jim if you've signed the contract yet
>go home dejected
>5 minutes after you arrive there's a knock at the door
>it's Scott Snyder
>he calls your first day a crisis and puts you an emergency fitness regime, the same one he makes his children go through
>after 3 days with poor progress you're called to an executive meeting
>"This just isn't working out anon, a bit like you haha. We tried to contact Grant to see if he could cast some muscle magic on you but he's too busy immersed in dominatrix sessions on peyote in prep for writing the next WWEO book"
>they all flex you goodbye as you pack up your desk
>"Maybe you can still get a job with Marvel"

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>>92658588
Checked and kek'd.

>>92658588
>We tried to contact Grant to see if he could cast some muscle magic on you but he's too busy immersed in dominatrix sessions on peyote in prep for writing the next WWEO book
Fucking lost it.

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>>92658588
>just like you haha
fuck

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>>92659562
Don't worry, it's tantric.

>>92656551
Huygens is leaving in August maybe going by solicits.

>>92657179
No one is beyond saving, anon. We can all be cool mother fuckers. You are gonna make it, m8.

>>92660119
...

FemMorrison is kinda hot.

>>92660119
>>92661340
I'd fuck it.

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>>92658588
>"This just isn't working out anon, a bit like you haha.

>>92658588
>"This just isn't working out anon, a bit like you haha.
Heh

>>92660398
Wrong. Rob Williams is just filling in.

>>92658588
This actually made me sad. I feel like this would really happen to me.
20/10

>>92654525
He just wants Superman because of the Spiderman/Superman crossover.

You need to remember, the man wants to do something with all of Spiderman lore that isn't Judas Traveller.

>>92658588
You need to be /fit/ to write DC /lit/.

>>92654631
>Slott's written Superman in the past, you know
He used to fill-in Millar's Superman Adventures. Those were the first comics written by Slott that I read, I think.

>>92658588
I laughed too hard at this

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>>92662263
You mean /fitlit/?

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>>92663178
>/fitlit/ is dead
>/mo/ is dead
>/cock/ is dead

>>92663449
>forgetting that /mlpol/ is gone too

>>92663541
How could I forget? All that horseporn making those children go berserk.

JJBA stardust crusaders or Kill la Kill or Digimon Adventure

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>>92658588
>This just isn't working out anon, a bit like you haha

>>92663449
>tfw /spa/ is gone
>tfw learning about just who was shitposting in my DBZ threads

The only way Slott will write Superman is in an Elseworlds.

No, wait, I know what's going to happen.
Silver Surfer is ending, and I'm sure Slott doesn't want to go back to making one paycheck a month.

No, he's going to start writing a Sentry ongoing that is blatantly Superman fanfiction, just like how Silver Surfer was Doctor Who fanfiction.

>>92663688
Forgot about that one, though it happened later in the day and I was already burned out by the other boards.

Who was it? I know that /vint/ exposed a bunch of shitposting Canucks

>>92663830
Bunch of South Americans. Brazilians, Argentinians.

>>92663853
Why am I not surprised.

>>92654618
Except that "He" wasn't part of the "team". I'm not sure if you're familiar with the Marvel editorial process. One More Day wasn't even handled by the "Spider" office at the time.

>>92654525
Keep can't wait for him to separate Supes and Lois and have the former date an obese woman. Because attractive women can't be beautiful on the inside.

>>92654606
Yet he also wrote the first volume of Renew Your Vows.

>>92661340
>>92661549
You guys do realise the his wife is literally him from Earth 11?

>>92660119
Thats a man ain't it?

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>>92654525
>another faggot pretending to be a superman purist

YOU'RE NOT FOOLING FUCKING ANYBODY YOU FAT KIKE

>>92666437
You mean the side universe that is completely different from Renew Your Vows? Cause Conway wrote that, that was just Battleworld bullshit.

>>92666437
He wrote it out of spite. And only did it because that was the only spider book Marvel was offering him to write.

>>92668747
It's the same man.

Slott has more Eisners than Johns

>>92669207
DCEU has more Oscars than MCU
Awards do not equate quality and enjoyment

>>92663449
>WAAAHH MY FAGGOTY FETISH BOARDS

Go to 8cucks and make your own then

>>92669330
>DCEU has better make-up while Marvel has better stories
that completely checks out

>>92671493
>Marvel has better stories
Comics or movies

>>92671607
yes

>>92654525
looks like someone is still butthurt because of "not muh Superman"
I'm not the biggest fan of Snyder's version either but he isn't any less Superman, sit back and enjoy the comics

>>92658588
Didn't lose my shit until
>They all flex you goodbye