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>>92605853
How do you suggestively shit talk?

cover her in spiders and shoot her

>>92605886
like normal shit talking but more sexually charged.

Make a weird chicken noise.

>>92605853
Like how fat are we talking. Like chubby, or plump, or like tire-around-her-hips fat or just straight up landwhale.

>>92605910
Sounds annoying.

>>92605910
Sexually charged as in belittling you, or sexually charged as in "Tsundere wants the D"?

>>92605957
It's a mystery she wears that sweater. all you know is she's at least as big as that sweater....unless she wears figure controlling clothes.
>>92605995
yes

>rape

>>92605853
Hit on her. I'm a high-income realtor who specializes in gentrifying low-income urban neighborhoods; if she responds positively I'll get her number, if she brings the bantz I'll put in a good word for her when her thrift store is bought out and turned into another thrift store with a 700% mark up, and if she's just trifling then she can have fun moving to Jersey and collecting unemployment.

>>92605853
Insert penis into tummy folds

>>92605853
herro ping pong u have many movie for me Fi dolla prease ok tank u ring hong goobye

>>92605853
I put my penis in her mouth so she can shut up.
Or I'll draw a porn picture of her and show it to her just so she stops insulting me.

>>92605853
I take out my woobie. :3

>>92605853
Crush her and her shop with my giant robot.

>>92605853
force feed her until she's so queasy she can't shit talk one word

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Grab a beer with the crusty metalhead in the back of the store.

>>92605853
Call her on her hate flirting and ask if she wants to fuck

>>92605853

Mating
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