Reminder that May is the patrician's choice. Everyone on

Marie's guaranteed to cheat on you despite you being way ahead of her on the social scale. Once you begrudgingly take her back, she'll immediately want a child. Guaranteed to get fat.

May seems sweet and loyal but I bet she'd end up with little drive or ambitions that are severely ill-formed. "I want to open a nail salon once I've saved up enough money from my cashier job at Aritzia!" Bitch, no. You need to draw up a game plan.

Lee, if she isn't a lesbian, will realize she didn't peak early like her sisters and will put more effort into improving herself in her later years. She still isn't much to look at but she's a fad-dieting charge nurse that will get on your nerves occasionally but will absolutely be a decent spouse.

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>>92511022
>HUUUUURR DUUUUUR I CHOOSE THE UGLY ONE, SO I AM PATRICIAN

You are not going to enter in a relationship with a cartoon character anyway, so who gives a fuck for her "hidden feelings"? Its design that matters.

Speaking as someone that comes from white trash, there's no such thing as a patrician's choice when it comes to trailer park girls.

>>92511022
You were just in the /co/ waifu thread posting the exact same thing. Go cry about your ugly bucktoothed waifu

>>92511179
>>92511022

what

>>92511179
This is pretty much the basis for VampireMeerkat's fanart.

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the last update gave Eddy a May disguise build. it loos to be mostly for appearance as it gives no real advantage over base Eddy. it does act as a temporary disguise if interacting with players or npcs

>>92511214
>ugly
may's the only kanker that has white teeth
imagine the bad breath on marie and lee

>>92514428
We don't, because it is a cartoon.

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>>92511022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsjdgCsxXpA

>>92514517
>he says this while on /co/, a board that fetishes about lolis sitting on their faces.
>"We"
go back to wher eever you came from

>>92514591
That's /tv/ you're thinking of, /co/ just wants to either fuck them or marry them.

>>92511022
I still prefe Marie for the fap, but you're absolutely right about May.

>>92514627
thats /tv/ with its 3dpd obession.
/co/ is attracted to mandy, and creepy susie and etc., for fuck's sakes, their ages aren't even in the double digits.
my point still stands

I'm not going to post them, or post links to them, but look up Blender Knight's SFM webms of the Kankers. 15/10.

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I feel like there's no way to say this without being called a liar but I actually like Marie the most for her personality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhtKKeO0rUU
pay attention to the way she behaves in this episode. there's just this downright evilness to her. you can tell she's the most cunning and intelligent, or at least the most talented at manipulating and psychologically dominating men.

i don't know, she's everything i want in a girl personality-wise. a girl could look nothing like her but act like her and i'd love her. she's fucking mean and she loves it. hell, that scene where she's literally riding double d like a horse and then pats him on the head after he collapses, there's no way one of the writers wasn't into femdom.

>>92514591
>he says this while on /co/, a board that fetishes about lolis sitting on their faces.

Please direct me to these threads you speak of. They sound like a lot of fun

>>92511179
>Guaranteed to get fat.
I simultaneously hate and respect Antonucci for listening to the fans love of Marie and canonically making her a fat tub of shit (even if the scene itself was cut). One has to imagine the amount of joy he got from showing off said scene at a convention and hearing the disgusted groans of the audience when Marie showed up.

>>92514577
That was spooky

>>92514700
Your point doesn't stand unless there's threads demanding lolis to sit.

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Ed and May seem like the only Ed/Kanker couple that would actually legitimately get along if Ed got over his fear of girls and May stopped trying to act like her sisters.

Marie has better hair and is less dumb

>>92511022
>picking a kaner
fool, wilfred is the superior choice

>>92513624
I was getting ready to say this, except Lee did get hot.

theyre all fucking disgusting

>>92513668
dude no, that shit is glichted as fuck. it permanently changes your class to May but gives you none of her skills and all your eddy ones are unuseable. DO NOT USE IT!