Hi /co/, want to obtain awesome superpowers, become my horse

>Adaptive Replication
>The power to replicate powers/traits of objects/beings to adapt to a situation.
shit, I'll be all four horsemen

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Critical_Impact
Bretty gud i guess.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pathogen_Manipulation
Well then I guess I'm in

>>92486576

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dual-Headed_Blade_Proficiency

*unsheathes double bladed katana*

>>92486576
Wouldn't you already need to have awesome superpowers before Apocalypse would even consider you as a candidate for the horsemen?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Botany_Intuition

What, that's it? I can't actually do anything with plants, but I know exactly when they need to be watered and how much.

>>92486652
I remember a page of (I think) a Black Panther comic where some villain guy had this power and was bragging about how he could see all of BP's weakspots, then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him because even though he can figure out weakpoints he wasn't strong/fast enough to actually act on this information

>>92486576
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Combat

The most average of God Like Abilities I suppose.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radio_Frequency_Detection

Put me in, coach!

>>92486576
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Non-Lethal_Damage

Is this a fucking joke?

>>92486576
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Channeling?useskin=oasis
>dues ex machina the power
Pretty good.

>>92486874
he chose Angel, whose power was 'he has wings' when he didn't have any wings

clearly he's not picky

>>92487077
Cool, I needed someone for False Swipe.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death-Force_Generation?useskin=oasis

Muties were a mistake and I have become the cure

>>92486576
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Vision
I'm Cyclops but instead of having acces to the punch dimension I get the fire dimension.

>>92486576
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hellcat_Physiology
Oh no, I'm hot!

>>92486576
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alcohol_Empowerment

Hope that you are okay with me coming to work drunk, m8.

>>92487104
lmao

I think it was partly that Angel had years of combat experience and knew the X-Men and their weaknesses, as well as those of their enemies, which would make him a great candidate to work for someone likely to piss off both groups

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mutilation

Golly, best call me Coldsteel or Strawberry Jam or Taserface.

>>92487358
>>92487077
>>92486989
>>92486874
I would watch a movie about Apocalypse with these 4 horsemen
>the drunk
>the gardener
>the antennae
>the sap