>Literally called the daughters of Aku >People are buttmad

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>>92481577
I just don't want her to suffer

>>92481577
I wish Aku fought more like Dark Ashi instead of transforming into Henna Tattoo Animals.

At this point I would wish that SJ never existed just to get rid of 5 threads an hour.

>>92481653
Yeah it's taking previous space from the usual 15 Steven Universe threads every hour

>>92481707
>the better show gets more threads

What a shocker!

>92481653
>wahh wahh stop talking about popular things

(You)

>>92481719
naisu baitu desu ne baka sempai

>>92481589
meh, it was just luck that she was the one to survive.
Could have died, or replaced by any of her sisters.
She reeks of "murder suicide" ending now.

>>92481748
Relationshit killed SJ. SU wouldn't do shit like that.

>>92481577
I'm more mad that the show itself treated this like a big reveal

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>>92481577
>Cult called the daughters of aku
>Most of them aren't the actual daughters
explain

>>92481599
His Apollo 440 attack was pretty sweet.

>>92481884
Aku literally gave them that name when his left his jizz

pay attention retard

>>92482094
>completely missing the point

>>92481577
Just another way for the show to force this fucking screenstealing bitch into are faces.

>>92482171
>into are faces
lol

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>>92482171
>are faces
>getting so assblasted over something that the english language is failing you

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>>92481577
>Aku will never be your father

I'm more amazed that someone drank demon cum, got pregnant and had a baby in cartoon aimed at kids. Even in the 90s they wouldn't have dared try that.

>>92482171
>Most of the time she's on the screen, Jack is there too
>When Jack is not on screen, "Where's Jack?"
>Screen"stealing"

Huh

>>92482511
>Adult Swim
>aimed at children

>>92482511
it's not... it's for adults now you fucking

>>92481768
>what is lapidot

>>92482511
>drank
That's not how babby is formed.

>>92482596
Fanfiction

>>92481577
I was actually shocked when this happened. I thought it was just some cultist shit she got over.

>>92481577
Mostly because its build up and execution is shite. The entire reveal is that Aku, for absolutely no reason, showed up out of nowhere, gave a few randos some of his essence, and then fucked off. Then Ashi becomes part-Aku just to force this drama about whether or not Jack will kill her, which is mostly just retreading the same thematic ground that the other 8 episodes have covered, but worse.

>>92482842
>build up and execution is shite
Season 5 in a nutshell.

>>92482842
I mean it's not like this isn't something Aku does

>>92481768
SU doesn't do anything, show's for tumblrfags and kids.

>>92481577
I can't explain the confusion. People theorized that she was literally half Aku from the very beginning. We all saw it coming.
Even if you didn't like how it was done, what would be a better alternative? Her character is already boring enough as it is.

>>92483294
Her character is an almost text book example of a mary sue.

>>92482842
Basically this. Also, the realization that Aku was going to force Ashi to fight Jack was so obvious that you could see it coming the moment that they first kissed. Aku has never been able to beat Jack in a fight so long as he had his sword, so the only way he could battle him this time was by exploiting Ashi somehow.

>>92483343
So is your trip

reminder to add tripfags to your IP filter whenever you see one

>>92481825
This is the appropriate response. This whole season has been one long string of predictably cliched horseshit. If you didn't see this coming then go back to school, you're a moron.

>>92483576
That's the problem with schools though. They no longer teach people to think for themselves or critically. They just teach people to regurgitate answers.

>>92481768
There's nothing to kill with SU

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Why did she drink it?
She supposed to worship it as Aku said

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>>92481768
>>92482171
>>92483343
Fire
Green life
Water


think about these three things and you will understand how brilliant this story truly is

>>92483921
she's a vore fetishist

>>92483921
your body is a temple
put your god inside of you

>>92484202

Filename relevant

>>92484349
look past all the Jashi hate and the truth will reveal itself anon

I get where people are coming from, but I'm more caught up that Aku was genuinely confused about how the fuck it even happened.

classic aku

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>>92482511
>showed a naked loli
>doesn't show High Priestess squirting Akum in her vagina with a turkey baster

>>92483921
She put it in her cooch. Aku just assumed she drank it because Aku doesn't know how humans reproduce.

>>92482511
>TV14
>kids

>>92483643
>implying they ever did

>>92481768
Not after the firing of Zuke.

>>92486402
pretty sure he does after jack showed him

>>92486485
14yo's are kids, tyler

>>92483343
If by mary sue you mean "character I don't like" then sure.

>>92486485
Some episodes are PG, and honestly the series could be very easily edited down to PG just by removing a few curses and blood splatters.

>>92481577
Samurai Jack more like

Garbage Sack

>>92487087
No, I mean she checks off every box except for being a fan fic character, ergo the "almost."

>>92481707
Steven Universe barely gets 3 threads.
Find another fanbase to scapegoat pls. You could complain about the dozens of "say something nice about her" threads or the off topic meme threads.

>>92489697
There really shouldn't be any threads for that piece of trash show. It's nothing but liberal proganda.

>>92482445
>Aku will never order his scientists to make a mechanical pet for you
>Aku will never read you his Aku fairy tales to help you go to sleep

>>92481577
They're both right. The Daughters of Aku IS just a name for the cult demonstrate devotion to Aku, only the 7 daughters actually are part Aku.

>>92489540
At least someone else realizes that "Mary Sue" applies only to fanfic characters.

>>92481577
It really was a bit of a trick. The cult was always called Daughters of Aku, but Ashi was LITERALLY a Daughter of Aku. Even Aku quips about this.

I'm guessing Genndy's plan was to make it seem so obvious that it wouldn't be expected. I'm seeing like a 50/50 divide.

>>92491455
Who the fuck didn't expect that? I didn't even notice it was supposed to be a "twist" or anything.

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>>92483343
>gets ass kicked by a number of men
>bound and carried around like a child for an entire episode
>impulsive and headstrong
>turns into awkward puppy dog around crush
>Mary Sue

>>92489540
List them then.

>>92491476
Seriously, it was obvious from the start. It wasn't even "obvious", it was literally what I thought the show was trying to tell me.

>>92492303
>Backstory that would leave someone unable to socially interact competently due to physical and emotional abuse
>Shows no signs of this and story is instead to justify her being competent to hang with Main Character and is really the Main Antagonist's Daughter

She is written badly.

>>92491455
The local pastor says we're all "children of god", but I'm fairly positive I'm not Jesus' actual brother.

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>>92481577
I'm surprised noone saw this coming.
Called that shit from the beginning of the season.

That said, I hope Ashi makes it out ok. I've become too emotionally invested to see her end up a sacrificial lamb.

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>>92494741
Turns out, that image makes a kickass wallpaper
So I took Ashi out and made this:

>>92486402
You'd think after eons of ruling Earth, he would know how sex works

>>92481768
Even if Season 5 of SJ is bad the show as a whole is still good, while SU is just Tumblrbait the show.

>>92489970
this board could use more liberal content to balance out the pol shit

i mean ideally people just wouldnt care about politics here but we know that's not happening

>>92483354
aku had given up long ago scheming to kill jack. He resigned himself long ago that he was going to have to accept that his world would be marred by a few do gooders. He basically was just waiting for jack to die the immortals death and get stuck under a rock or something, Ashi was a pleasant accident.

>>92494741
>I hope Ashi makes it out ok. I've become too emotionally invested
God damn go back to tumblr

Stop stirring shit, no one is mad at the reveal, there's just a few shocked but not negatively and for good reason, before the reveal it seemed Aku had 0 knowledge of the event and the reveal was him remembering it, we had no way of knowing if it was a cult name/position or if it was real, it also seemed like they never met him before.

Tired of this shit going in circles so stop it right the fuck now for the sake of talking down to some side of the fandom that hardly exists. If anyone's mad at the reveal it's not the way you're bitching about it, it's about the cliche of "falling in love with the enemy's daughter", which is dumb to get mad at but it's not worth making a thread over, especially since it's few and far between.

>>92494957
Aku is a space tree. He doesn't give a shit about naked wrestling.

>>92483688
Except my hopes for plot-centric episodes

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>>92481577

They're upset because they wanted her to turn out being Jack's daughter. Like aku stole his DNA in order to create the only warrior who could defeat Jack. Because they're sick.

>>92482511
I'm more amazed from simply the fact that the High Priestess got preggo from swallowing. Guess space-tree jizz will just go through your organs and somehow reach the womb.

>>92494905
Goddammit anon now I can't wank with Aku's googly eyes all staring at me and shit

>>92482445
>Aku will never let you ride on his shoulders
>Aku will never let you play with his horns like playground toys
>Aku will never take you out for ice cream on a bad day

>>92497841
She didn't shallow it with her upper mouth, Aku is pure and naive and simply guessed what happened.

>>92491455
If the Daughters were septuplets, I'm pretty sure they'd be true daughters, too. They just died before Aku could be encountered and reveal their statuses

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>>92498043
Shit could've been like ultrabots 2.0 with ten times the suffering without the sword

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>>92483921
So then its....

>>92481884
get the fuck out leaf
>>92495042
/thread

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>>92481577
>no more time portals
>his lover is conveniently a spawn of aku meaning she could open a time portal for him after he defeats aku

>>92498150
Product may contain tree nut

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>>92498408

>>92481577
It was foreshadowed since day one, the priestess even maetionet on the first episodes that aku visited them once and then he left, they just butthurt

so Aku jizzes by dripping cum from his fingers or what

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>>92494662
>not being jesus's brother
How's it feel to suck, son of man?

>>92498504
It wasn't his finger ;)

>>92498512
Go to bed Yahweh

>>92494957
He didn't even realize humans ought to warm up and stretch before intense activity back when he dueled Jack.

>>92498620
Sort of makes me wonder what Aku does to pass the time when he's not watching the foolish samurai or plotting to destroy him

>>92494387
mary sue =/= badly written. Learn the difference.

>>92481577

It was not expected for them to be literal daughters of Aku. Just some batshit crazy worshipers.

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>>92481577

Putting black sperm in a pot dont make Aku her father

>>92486485

modern Cable Tv is TV-14.

>>92481577
What does it feel like underneath that darkness?

>>92498692
Kinda wonder if he just tosses off a lot.

>foooolish geishas mmmmmmhhhmmm

>>92498692
Maybe he watches reality tv?

>>92499880
It does it that he literally fathered the children, and even in a figurative sense, the daughters all thought of Aku as their father at one point. But at this point in the story, no way she considers Aku anything other than pure evil.

>>92481577
Should have been a big hint when she turned into Inque/Gumby and pulled herself out of the Torturer's machine.

>>92500270
That kinda stuff can easily be explained by the lack of consistent natural laws in the show generally.

>>92481577
retards make themselves angry?

>>92481653
Better than 15+ /tv/shit threads. At least SJ is a cartoon.

>>92481577
This is an interesting ending, whatever it will be, but people I think we're more expecting a series like:
>DoA escape Jack, no deaths (Ashi captured? If you want to have Ashi involved at all)
>DoA regroup, have mother bring them to Aku
>Meanwhile Jack is soul searching, begins running into people he helped
>Stretch it out over 2-3 episodes instead of the rushed Ashi version
>Jack meets Scottsman and crew, form resistance.
>Search for sword with Scottsman and main daughter.
>Meanwhile Aku has activated the girls (this activates my almonds).
>Aku, tired and bored, begins cleaning up the globe in a MASS GENOCIDE
>Skip some shit, resistance is formed.
>Scottsman, Daughter, Samoorai, etc do the cliche "we'll hold em off lad" with the DoA
>Jack/Aku Fight
>If Ashi captured, sure, go with what we have now
>If Ashi stayed with DoA, is Aku's Trump card
>2 episode fight, skip ahead, Jack beats Aku
>was brainwash all along, DoA are now good and open portals etc.

At any point, you can change the dynamic of Ashi into anything you want. Lover, Daughter, Enemy, Mind controlled Deus Ex Machina for Jack to get home.

>>92498408
Kek

>>92481577
people are stupid

>>92481577
The Sons of Batman were all literally Batman's sons?

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>>92501446

>>92481577
I had a feeling it was literal. Jack being the father theory was stupid.
Like Jack would knock up some woman and leave.

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>>92498408

>>92501473
>Like Jack would knock up some woman and leave.

Hell, Jack apparently can't even say "kiss" to a woman.

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>>92481577
>Can people rationally explain this?

They kick the shit out of Jack in episode 2.
Then out of no fucking reason Jack kicks the shit out of 6 demigod assassins.
Every questions this and the nufans' response was: "They're not literally the daughters of Aku".

>>92481577
people want to hate the show

>>92503389
Everyone puts Jack's quick victory over the "questionable/unlikely" mark.
Everyone starts comparing Jack's father's assassins with Jack's own assassins.

>>92503389
>Then out of no fucking reason Jack kicks the shit out of 6 demigod assassins.

*Mental girding.
*Element of surprise.
*Days of rest vs. days of pursuit.
*Jack-favorable environment (light environments always are).
*Their numbers were down by 1.
*The Daughters do not cooperate defensively.
*Control of terrain.

>>92503402
>No capital letter, no punctuation.
Hello, mexican.

>>92503416
Jack also knew how they fought by this point, and any time Jack finds out how you fight, he thinks his way around it in round two. The only time the Daughters take the advantage in the fight is when they try something new.

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>>92481577
The red blood fooled everyone.

>>92503389
Remember the time you fought Shadows of Yharnam? They died like bitches after the first one went down

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Hey at least this explains why she killed that army. I remember when everyone wouldn't shut up about it. However suddenly upon reveal of this fact they're strangely silent.

>>92498103
Jack spends 6 episodes slaying each of the Daughters of Aku to regain his sword and confidence.

Ashi is slain on Episode 9 when he gets his sword and he's ready to slay Aku.

>>92481825
I imagined she could be a literal daughter of Aku, but the transformation is something I did not see coming.

>>92492303
>gets ass kicked by a number of men
One
>bound and carried around like a child for an entire episode
As part of her development
>Impulsive and headstrong
The show never imply this was a bad thing in fact it save her life at one point
>turns into awkward puppy dog around crush
For the MC

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>>92481577

>mfw people were still pushing the "Jack impregnated the High Priestess and is Ashi's father" meme theory even up to episode 8

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>>92504934
>One

She's literally made to be at Jack's level, anyone else beating her would make no fucking sense. But even then, she's not the strongest, because Jack still beat her handily.

>As part of her development

How is this bad? Also, the fact that she even HAD development rules her out as a Mary Sue, because a defining trait of a Mary Sue is how stagnant they are as characters because the author themselves think they're perfect.

>The show never imply this was a bad thing in fact it save her life at one point

Her being pig headed was a huge part of episode 2, and both her Jack nearly died several times because of it. Hell, even after getting out of the worm it still took overwhelming evidence to make her believe the truth.

>For the MC

So does that make Jack a Mary Sue now? I seriously don't even know what you're trying to get at here.

>>92482842
He shows up because he was summoned. He even showed that he had no idea where he was. He then was pleased with the statue and decided to give them some real Aku for their devotion. Pretty simple.
Also, Ashi being corrupted into another Aku isn't forced drama, it's just drama. When you think about it, it's even a representation of how Aku corrupts everything Jack loves.
It's okay if you don't like it, I can imagine why, but I just feel your reasoning doesn't hold up that well.

>>92495884
Same thing happened with the Aku infection. Aku is best at killing Jack when he's not trying.

>>92496041
Didn't you know? Tumblr hates Ashi with passion.

>>92505376
>Aku powers the ultra bots with his essence who nearly wipe the floor with him
I doubt he even remembers why his body spontaneously started hurting in the end

>>92505104
First I've heard of it...

>Jack fucks thicc emo girl under statue of Aku
>Years later wonders who these emo girls trying to kill him are

Seems legit XD

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I don't care about Jashi, father/daughter, or going back to past. All I care about is Jack getting a better resolution than Aku dead, everything is peaceful now.

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>>92482511
Daily reminder that if you're a woman and devour and drink gods/demons, you will give birth to something.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn90RW99loI&t=1s

If you find yourself echoing sentiments from someone like this youtuber, you should reevaluate your life priorities.

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>>92497870
>googly eyes

>>92506119
11/10

>>92481577

Well, this is Aku-rette

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>>92486247
>Akum
>imagining what Aku's orgasmic moans would sound like

>>92481577
Her character just sounds like something out of a self-insert fanfiction.

>"Ooh, I'm a literal daughter of Aku, but I'm just misunderstood, and I'm as badass as Samurai Jack and now we're in love after a week~!"

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>>92506119
master piece tier

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>>92481577
But how did the mother get pregnant by just drinking the black liquid?

>>92509610
She didn't just drink it, Aku just guessed.

>>92481577
I hope she dies

>>92503418
Autism.

>>92509610
But how did Jack become Aku by just inhaling black snot?