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>hyper intelligent alien guy >gives himself the fucking

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>hyper intelligent alien guy
>gives himself the fucking stupid name Brainiac

Really? Jesus Christ.
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>>92474353
It's a boss name.
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>>92474353
He didn't name himself. His creators on Krypton did. He never changed it because he doesn't give a fuck.
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>>92474353
Fun fact. Brainiac become associated with a genius BECAUSE of Brainiac the character. Before that it was just a goofy name, but it gained mainstream use because of the comic book character.
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>>92474353
Brainiac the comic book character predates brainiac the slang word.
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>>92474353
>Literally has tasers on his face
>Doesn't name himself Taserface
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>>92474411
>His creators on Krypton
There's more to Brainiac than the DCAU
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>>92474444
>People on /co/ doubting the power he holds
I want casuals >>92474353
To leave.
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>Bitching about this concept NOW
>In the year 2017

Go back to playing your shit fighting game with mortal kombat characters and bring this shit back to /v/ you cross boarding cancer.
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Counterpoint: It's unique and illustrative of his character, which are the ideal qualities of a supervillain name.Plus you really can't shit on a character name when it makes such an impact on American language as to propagate an entirely new term.
>Superman? What, because he's a "super" hero? So boring.
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He shared the naming conventions of the old room huge computers like UNIVAC and ENIAC. The name as used in common tongue is named after him, and not the other way around.
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>>92474467
No more than I'll ever care about.
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>>92474444
>>92474433
>>92474483
That doesn't make it not a stupid name.
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>>92474489
>comic book autists getting this ass blasted

Oh shut the fuck up, without all of the alternative media comics spawned they would be dead in the water.
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>>92474353
A quick google search tells me he's actually the ORIGIN of the name. His name is a blend of Brain and Maniac and it was adopted by people to refer to smart people around the 50's.
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>>92474512
This. He's literally calling himself a computer.
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>>92474551
Nigger shut up and enjoy the content and bitch about it on /v/. No one on here gives a shit that you finally slowpoked your ass with comics up to this point to just fucking bitch.

There's enough shit people bitch about on here already, we don't need cross boarding /v/ cancer bitching about video games because they are based on comics and had their own comic line. It would be one thing if you faggots actually took the time to pick up some other books and learn shit, but your knowledge of DCU goes as far as what the creators of injustice spoon feed you in their garbage edgy bullshit.
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>>92474537
It does make it less stupid though. It's about as stupid as any other superhero/villain name.
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>>92474353
his real name is Vril Dox, he probably adopted the name Brainiac after other races started using it about him, since it inspired fear, also because his cloned son took the name Vril Dox for himself.
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>>92474353
>giving the most powerful weapon in the universe to a guy named Sinestro

Really? Jesus Christ.
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>>92475271

what have you got against the left handed?
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>>92475271
He literally has an evil villain mustache, evil widow's peak, and yellow eyes. I mean seriously.
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>character is named Brainiac
>the name "Brainiac" becomes synonymous of "intelligent" because of him
>"I-it is ridiculous!", says no-brainiac person trying to be smart
Layers and layers.
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>>92474353
>insulting based Brainiac's name
>using the name of the Lord in vain while doing so
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>>92474353
He's a DC character, what do you expect.
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>>92475310
Duck Dodgers said he looks just like the devil.
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IIRC, a character brings it up in one of his intro dialogues, and he just responds: "Brainiac inspires humor?" I mean, he's an alien. Probably doesn't sound funny to him.
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>>92475389
>character is named "Ultron"
>"Ultron" becomes synonym of nothing because no one fucking cares about this guy
Marvel wins again!
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>>92474353
Reminder that this character has not had a movie appearance in seven Superman movies (and never will).
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>>92474353
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>>92475271
Pretty sure the guys that authorized him having the ring have done plenty of worse shit to the universe.
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>>92475427
He almost did.

I'd take him over 60s Batman Luthor any day.
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BRAIN InterActive Construct
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>>92475431
Let me guess... the entire premise of the book is Invincible being better at everything than the Avengers?
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>>92474551
>confirms that he doesn't like comics
>isn't instantly permanently banned from /co/ forever
hmm
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>>92475770
If boards worked off this logic then /v/ would be a barren wasteland.
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>>92475770
I don’t think he should be banned for that. In any case, it’s not like the janitors give a damn, much less the mods.
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People like you, OP, are why we'll never have a cape movie that's truly faithful. It's a fucking fictional, made-up fantasy.

If the real Brainiac showed up at your front door and wrapped you up in tentacles and explained to you that he was going to grind you into a fine red paste as a DNA sample, suddenly you're not gonna find it so funny that his name is Brainiac and he's a seven foot tall green man.

>>92474572
Yep, same with "Bizarro".

>>92474467
He's technically right as of Morrison's Action Comics: Brainiac influences his own invention on various planets, ie we created him as the Internet.

Which would beg the question of why we don't just call him "Internet".

That's honestly kinda dumb though and now dubiously canon.
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>>92475804
and be better for it
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>>92476080
shoo shoo /v/
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>>92476080
The whole point of these movies is to introduce these characters comics readers love to a wider audience. What's the point if you're gonna change everything to make some mongoloids happy?

You'd feel the same way if something you love got basterdized for idiots. If you're a /v/irgin you probably at least know of that DmC game.

ESPECIALLY with DC you're dealing with extremely iconic characters that tons of people know through cultural osmosis, it's not like the Marvel characters that no one really knew about prior to Avengers. Everyone knows who Superman is and what he's like, and many people at least know who Brainiac and Bizarro are.

Turning away from this stuff to be more "realistic" is what makes the DC movies not resonate with people like the original Superman movie did.
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>>92476080
>a comicbook name is so popular it becomes apart of modern american lexluthoricon
>you're angry about comic books not mattering

Hmmmm, really brains my iac.
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>>92476318
>lexluthoricon
kek, what happened there anon
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>>92476080
Your /tv/ is showing.
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>>92475416
Synonymous with "terrible movies" at least'
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>>92475553

Is that supposed to be the Void from Berserk?
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Say what you will but that stupid name became synonymous with smart people.
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>>92476344
It's a dumb Lex Luthor/lexicon pun. It was better in my head.
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>>92476375
Don't be fucking stupid. He's got eyes in that picture.
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>>92476406
I thought it was funny, anon
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>>92476405
That's the problem. OP is dumb.

He thinks that Brainiac named himself Brainiac to appear intelligent, since this is what Brainiac means. He doesn't know that "Brainiac" means "intelligent" because of the character.

It's your average /v/ poster.
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>>92475427
He most likely will be in the next solo Superman movie. They said they've been wanting to do him. He was going to be the villain in the cancelled Superman Returns sequel.
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>>92476538
Please be directed by Zack Snyder!
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When is Brainiac going to team up with Bane to make Baniac?
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>>92477234
when /tv/ stops loving memes
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>Cryptonians doomed themselves so we didnt help
>in cutscene Brainiac destroys Krypton
>nobody established did they actually create him in Injustice continuity
>Guardians didnt even bother to destroy him after he blew Krypton

This shit is too baffling 4 me
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Where the fuck is the injustice year 2 storytime
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>>92474353
Brainiac being the one destroy Krypton is stupid.
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>>92474353
>tfw too "intelligent" to know that Brainiac is a silver age character
>Smart cyborg character
>Brain + ENIAC= Brainiac

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>>92474444
>>92474433
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>>92477666
tfw to much of a brainiac
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>>92474353

Maybe alien culture considers words we find lame here on Earth super badass in space. Like Tazerface
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>Even in the darkest timeline Querl Dox came back from the 31st century to make Coluan lives happier by defeating his evil great-grandad
Literally, unquestionably best boy.
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>>92474353
It's almost as if you shouldn't take funny pages so seriously.
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>>92475618
No, but you can continue being a faggot who doesn't have to read comics to criticize them, like half of people here.
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>>92475553
>ACK ACK ACK


>>92475431
>Robotman
>Batwoman
>Making those jokes unironically without a joke about getting sued by the 'Distinguished Competition'

I am utterly disappointed.
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>>92475160
Vril didn't choose the name for himself, the original named him. Presumably because Vril (II) wasn't actually supposed to be his own person.
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>>92474353
>t. brainlet
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>>92477234

>crashing this planet
>with no remaining knowledge
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>>92474537
>>92474748
It actually makes it less stupid. The character became influential enough to have their name become a generic term. Last time that happened was... lolita.
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>>92475431
Were there any jokes about Superman or Batman or Wonder Woman?
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>>92478876
Nope, cause Invicible only crossed over with Spiderman
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>>92475271
>literally looks like the devil
>is literally named sinister
>spends the whole time making faces like that
>everyone is surprised he turns out evil
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>>92474353
I thought Brainiac was a pretty cool name desu
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>He's a Brainiac! Brainiac! On the floor!
>And he calculates like never done before!
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>>92474353
t-that's just how it translates
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>>92477609
Did that happen in Injustice?
Because John's Brainiac was actually pretty good.
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>>92477985
The presence of the Legion in this game fucking blindsided me. I dunno if this is yet more of editorial's master plan for them, but waiting around for more seeds to drop is killing me.

Also, is there gonna be a Brainy skin at some point, one or all of the Founders for DLC? Cause why else are they in this if not as additional content?
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Even Harley calls him out on this if they fight I think
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>>92479935
Harley is retarded.
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>>92479924
We're one step closer to the LoSH dating sim.
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>>92483213
Look, I know we joke about that, but nobody actually wants an LoSH dating sim. ... Right?
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>>92474353
>level 9000 intellect that collects worlds
>his whole plan was based around an anti-punching shield that was destroyed by punching faster
>his backup plan consisted on punching the enemy harder
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>>92483213
PLEASE LOVE ME, PHANTOM GIRL!
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>>92484027
it's a punching game what do you expect
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>>92484124
Sure, I understand there has to be a physical confrontation, but damn, just do some shit in the cutscenes at least
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It's a fun name.
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>>92474353
>Has all this super high tech alien shit
>Goes out of his way to hire puny Earthling villains led by an ape
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>>92475431
I don't think Invincible really has any right to make fun of other superhero names when his coworkers have names like "Dupli-Kate", "Rex Splode", "Monster Girl", and fucking "ROBOT" for God's sake.
Is Kirkman just dumb or what?
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>>92478914
You didn't read that crossover, did you
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>>92483962
Of course I want a LoSH dating sim. What's wrong with that?
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