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Hi my name is Ashi Dark'ness Tara Tartakovsky and I wear a skintight ashy black suit (that's how I got my name) with spiky hair that points upwards and shadowy dark eyes like my master Aku and a lot of people tell me I look like Princess Ilana (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Genndy Tartakovsky but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a half-demon but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also an assassin, and I was raised in a cult called Daughters of Aku where I trained since birth (I'm seventeen). I'm a baboon (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black.
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>>92472728
>thats how I got my name
wait how did the other girls get their names?
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>>92472812
Weren't they all named Ashi?
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>>92473053
>Avi (deceased)
>Ami (deceased)
>Aki (deceased)
>Ara (deceased)
>Ana (deceased)
>Asia (deceased)
According to fantard wiki.
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>>92473623
which one is mulan?
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>>92473659
Ami
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>>92472728
I am appalled that
A) I recognize the source of this pasta
B) it actually kinda sorta fits
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>>92473623
How would you pronounce Aki?
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>>92472728
>I wear a skintight ashy black suit
>a skintight ashy black suit
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>>92474767
I am appalled it wasn't recognized immediately. That shit was Fandom gold
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>>92472728
>I have pale white skin
I was under the impression she was Asian. I'm probably wrong.
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Can you imagine if they actually added a similar OC to Samurai Jack? You know, that one show about a guy fighting a demon with his sword?
Man, I sure love to not live in that shitty universe.
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>>92472728
Ashi is cute and perfect.
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>>92473623
>Avi
lmao fucking jew
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>>92473623
I don't remember those last three ever being named.
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>>92475384
go back to /pol/ with the rest of the shitbrained 14 year old try hard nazis.
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>>92475408
It's okay anon I'm jewish too
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>>92473623
>Asia
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>>92474813
Ah-Key
means autumn iirc
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>>92475141
Could you imagine one where they felt compelled to add a white guy OC? Probably give him a magic sword that Jack can't immediately slice through for bullshit reasons too.
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>>92475584
I see what you tried to do but the Scotsman isn't really that stupid, Jack is a walking stereotype and he happened to run with another one.
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>>92475481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OubZVZyl2ww
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>>92472728
>pale white skin.
Wot.
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>>92475481
>the future that is Aku is actually what globalization would look likeand its not implied that theyre still in asia anyway
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>>92472728
Someone needs to re-write the entire story like this.
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>>92475609
Jack isn't a walking stereotype, he's a walking cliche. Being a prince from feudal japan and speaking/dressing like one makes sense and isn't stereotyping Japanese people. being from a demon ruled future and dressing/acting like a cartoony scotsman does not make sense and is stereotyping scottish people.
For the record I don't think either is offensive, just wanted to point out the difference
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“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Aku!
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in case people somehow don't know the sauce of the pasta
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-immortal-the-worst-fanfiction-ever
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>>92473623
>Ara
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>>92475481
You don't know me?
I amMASTER ASIA, THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST!
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>>92472728
Hello Ashi.
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>>92479816
He should have actually been David Bowie
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