How did she avoid getting in trouble with the administration/school

With the magic school bus, Miss Frizzle was capable of warping time, space, and reality. Everyone was probably just grateful that her intentions seemed to be benign.

>>92472679
She operates on the same rules as the Doctor.

>>92472679
the school board bows to the frizzdabus

Miss Friz is 120 years old and administration are her alumni

No kid dies on her journeys, and it's not like they can really prove what she does. If the kids squeal, people will just think they're making stuff up.

>>92472679
She's got tenure.

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>>92472679
sexual favors

>>92472679
If you're wondering she avoids lawsuits
And other legal crap,
Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show,
I should really just relax
For The Magic School Bus... 3000!!"

Because no child is hurt and nobody can really prove what she does.

If a kid squeals, it makes it looks like they're fibbing AND the other kids will turn on them. It's why Arnold never told anyone about it because fuck, I'd bully the shit out a kid who tried to turn my classroom experience from an insane thrill ride into fucking mundane bullshit.

Snitches get stitches and you think kids who've gone to Pluto and been menaced by dinosaurs wouldn't straight up be willing to fuck someone's shit up?

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>>92474579
>Because no child is hurt
yeah alright...also remeber the bukake field trip

She's driving a short bus. The kids are mentally challenged and she plays pretend to keep them entertained because the special ed program is shit.

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>>92472679
>How did she avoid getting in trouble with the administration/school board/police?
Being the ageless demi-goddess she is, I wouldn't doubt if she had taught all of them when they were kids the same way, and inspired them to take up the positions of authority they currently occupy to unknowingly perpetuate her crazy field trip adventures with virtually no real world repercussions.

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>>92472679

All the shit she does is generally too weird to actually be against the law.

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>>92474660
It's ok when Salmon do it

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>>92474579
Hold the fuck up, there was an episode where we meet an upperclassmen who was ALSO in Frizz's class. There is, among the students at least, some common knowledge that shit gets weird in her class.

Teachers have to be aware of it too, at least vaguely.

>>92474915
So is there more or are you dead?

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>>92472679
>>92473253
CAN I GET A MOTHERFUCKIN RUNDOWN UP IN THIS BIATCH???!!!

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Kinda unrelated, but man for 3rd grade kids, they sure were dumb
>didn't know all the planets
>didn't know how plants grew; they thought they "just did"
>Keesha didn't know that there was TUNA in a FUCKING TUNA FISH SANDWICH

>>92474867
>>92474895
>>92474915
This is amazing. Got any more?

>>92475456
>>92475662
I think that's all

>>92472679
She sucks a mean dick.

>>92472679
She was fucking Rick.

>>92474867
>>92474895
>>92474915

Arnold died without popping Wanda's cherry. ;_;

>>92472679
Miss Frizzle is a teacher at a special ed school, where the children are all severely autistic. Shown by their repeated characteristics.

>Carlos has no concept of social interactions, leading to making jokes at inopportune times
>Arnold can't handle too much stimulus and prefers to stay home
>Dorthy ann's obsession with literature to the point she trusts it more than real life application
>Kesha's repetition of Oh bad in threes
>Wanda is loud lacks social decorum also repeats What are we gonna do in threes
>phoebe, who recently transferred from what was probably a normal school can't cope well with change and always tries to tie current situations back to a time she feels more comfortable

This along with the fact that the bus is short, and their very very small class size probably means that their fantastical adventures are just a result of over active imagination, or even if it were magic, who would believe a retarded child claiming they went inside the body of their sick classmate?

>>92472679
>use bus to shrink troublesome admin
>crush them under her foot
>literally zero evidence

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>>92474867
>>92474895
Would white blood cells even have the necessary enzymes and mechanism to breakthrough through skin?

>>92472679
she's the one who taught them all when they were kids

>>92474956
Everybody and their mother knows it, but they can't prove it.

>>92474579
Imagine if it was one of those times when they all get turned in to fish or whatever and then Ralphie just gets fucking snatched out of the water by an eagle.
What would Carlos say?

>>92477933
Nothing. He got eaten by a bear hours before Ralphie got snatched by the eagle.

>>92472679
because she's too powerful and nobody wants to be on her bad side less they end up on a one way field trip into the sun, no permission slip required or asked for.

>>92477586
sounds like something to be answered on A FEIIILD TRIIIP!