>ashi brushing her hair over her ear to try and get Jack

>Jack beats Aku
>goes to past and beats Aku
>peace and harmony
>Jack and Ashi have child
>Aku reborn

Calling it.

>>92466513
He's not going back pastfag

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>>92466429
Calm down, dude, you'll have an aneurysm before the finale.

>>92466429
ashifags need to burn in hell

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>>92466752
Swooce the fuck outta here.

>>92466513
>the baby is crying
>Jack and Ashi watch their baby child in horror
>Ashi passes looks at Jack with tears in her eyes
>Jack nods solemnly, grinding his teeth in frustration
>he stands up and grabs the sword from a glass cabinet
>lifts it over the baby
>the blame trembles
>Ashi closes her eyes, tears rolling down her cheeks
>Jack's tears fall upon the baby's crying face
>the sword descends rapidly against the baby
>cut to black
>the baby's crying dies out
>two seconds of silence
>Jack and Ashi's wailing is heard, getting louder, yet still distant
>it slowly fades away
>WATCHA!

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>>92466840

>>92466513
>>92466840
If Aku literally being the father doesn't create an inherently evil individual, then being the grandfather likely won't.

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>>92466840

>jack kills aku
>somehow this resets everything that happened since he left the past (fucking magic don't gotta explain shit)
>ashi gets sucked into time warp back somehow
>both jack and ashi wake up in the past, both have regressed in age such that each are as old as jack was when all first shows up. this is why his story is reiterated in the last episode.
>both jack and ashi are able to relive their childhoods that aku deprived them of

>>92466882
>Aku is trapped in the sword
>Jack's son (or daughter) sneaks it out of the shrine one day
>HEY KID! IT'S YOUR GRANDPA! WANNA MEET ME?

>>92466429
>Ashi now has ability to create time portals, like Aku does
>season ends with Ashi overcoming Aku's darkness and sending Jack back in time
calling it now baby!

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>>92466840
>>92466513

>>92466840
what the fuck

>>92466915
>WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE AS AKOOL AS YOUR GRANDPA?

>>92466429
>gets visibly excited to take off the robe in front of him, and visibly disappointed when he stops her

Slut

>>92466974
>GO ON. SAY 'FUCK.' NO ONE WILL HEAR IT.

Jacks more than likely going to die and get to have his happy ending in the afterlife for his reward
JUST LIKE MY MONGOLIAN FINGER PAINTINGS

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>>92466840
Bruh

>>92466429
>robe
It's a gi

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I was right about the first part

Hope Im two for two this Saturday
>>92466840
>JackgettingdecapitatedwhileAshicriesassheholdshishead-tier

>>92466429
I hope that the twist is that she's only pretending to be in love with him and Jack has to kill her at the end.

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>>92466840

>>92467036
She doesnt understand the taboo of nudity because she is autistic.

also its a gi

>>92466752
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Th0xD1rUUn

>>92467313
>JackgettingdecapitatedwhileAshicriesassheholdshishead-tier
Don't remind me.

>>92467468
Whoops, wrong one!

>>92467331
All she knows is it makes his voice squeak

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>>92466840
Anon what the fuck

>>92467519
Could be she's trying to provoke a reaction, could be she (still) doesn't see why it's such a big deal and is just happy to give Jack back the gi he lent her.

I do want more of Jack completely losing his cool, though. We'll never get cute, funny, fighty Ashi/Jack adventures.

>>92466752
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A925AIePWx

>>92466924
Pastfags will come up with anything to satisfy their headcanon.

>>92466840
Samurai "Toddler Trouble" Jack

>>92467786
Post yfw Genndy is the Vermont anon

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>>92466840
what

>>92466429
>Coming soon to CN, It's the newest sitcom everyone's buzzing about!
>it's a romcom/slice of life story about A stoic samurai and his cute and plucky girlfriend adjust to life together in their studio apartment
>Hijinks ensue as her overprotective and overbearing father tries to barge in

Needs a title

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>>92466840
this reminds me of that fucking horrifying Master Shake post about The Legend of Korra, fuck you bud

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>>92466429
SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN PERFECTION

>>92468414
Everyone Hates Aku

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>>92466840
That's some deep shit, anon.

>>92468414
>>92468956
All I want is a Gurren Lagann Parallel Works treatment for Samurai Jack. A series of 15 or so 8-minute shorts made in different artists exploring their own versions of the story would be incredible and a perfect compliment to season 5.

also we'd get a comfy contemporary slice of life episode about Jack and Ashi living together and that would awesome

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These threads are getting fucking weird.

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>>92466429
"So, here I am, King. King of all the land. Who'd have thought that? Huh, not me. I guess you know who these guys are now, because I certainly do. I don't wanna know them. And yup, I may be king, I have all the power in the world ... and all the land ... and all that stuff. But you know ... I don't really think I want it. I just wanna go home, with Ashi, and I dunno, have a cup of tea. Hmmm ... it's not gonna happen. It's true what they say, 'The grass is always greener, and you don't really know what it is you have, until it's gone ... gone ... gone" ...

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>>92468414
>Samuraifeld
>The opening theme is the same only its done on Japanese instruments instead
>Aku bursts into Jack's appartment like Kramer
>SAMURAI FOOL
>Oh hey Aku how's it going?
>I NEED TO BORROW YOUR SWORD
>Ahhh, waddya need it for this time Aku?
>Scotsman as George Costanza
>Newman is The Guardian
>Ashi as Elaine Benes

WANT

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>>92466429
Be careful..

>>92466513
>Baby Aku is born good

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>>92466840

>>92466840
Stupid and overly dramatic

>>92470168
Ashi is way too nice to be Elaine.

And Jack has more charisma and comedic skill than Seinfeld.

>>92470528
The problem with the crossover is that everyone in Seinfeld is an asshole/ jew, while Jack and ashi are actually good people

>>92470672
Aku makes for a good Kramer, though.

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>>92470193
oops

>>92469993
Oh sweet you included me

>>92470711
Can't argue with that.

>>92468414
I want to pitch this to Genndy and the CN execs

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>>92470824
>that shadow

KILL ME ANON

>>92470999
Meet in Dallas faggot

>>92470824
>WHEN DOES THE TRAGIC BEGIN?

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>>92470999
THANK YOU FOR ACQUAINTING ME TO MY LONG LOST DAUGHTER, FOOLISH SAMURAI.
NOW SUFFER FOREVER IN THE PIT OF HATE WHILE ASHI AND I DO SOME MUCH NEEDED FATHER/DAUGHTER BONDING

>>92471027
Dallas? Salad.

>>92471171
L E T S G O
E
T
S
G
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>>92467479

There's more than one of us that does that, actually. I think one guy uses an underscore though.

>>92471204
Pencil

>>92466882
Unless aku seeded her with goodness on purpose so she could seduce Jacko

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>>92468013

>>92470999
What the fuck, you made me notice that and now that pic is even more sad.

>>92471280
Dammit where's the Vermont anon?!

>>92471435
Vermont.

>>92471497
I like you.

>>92471497
No shit, I'm asking where the fuck is he here. This thread needs his contemporary episode plots to lighten the mood

>>92466429
>give negative answers to the poll to be an ebin shitposter
>all of you fags answered truthfully

You guys suck

>>92466840
>the sword descends rapidly against the baby

sounds weird, consider revising

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>>92470824
No.

>>92471547
>No shit, I'm asking where the fuck is he here.

/co/, mostly.

>>92471774
Todd i swear to God I'm gonna punch you in the dick

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>>92466429
I'm sort of an autist when it comes to literary analysis, but I think this show has a lot of really good subtle themes that go unnoticed.

I'm thoroughly convinced that Ashi will survive: Aku as we all know is representative of fire, he's very often seen burning stuff, hell his whole lair is fashioned after this theme. Jack is representative of water, and Ashi is nature/ plant life. The relationship between these forces leads me to believe both Jack and Ashi will survive, and here's why:

This whole season has revolved around the idea of loving nature. Ashi was literally thrown into a burning pit of tar, fire, and coal to burn her individualism away as a young child. Still, underneath all of that she retained her fundamental love of nature, curiosity about the world, and was still a good person. She's like a seed that's been buried in the ground during a forest fire, any and all growth burned away. However, once she exits the life of the cult (after the fire subsides), and spends time with jack, her transformation begins and she starts to bloom. In episode 4 & 5, there are lots of themes centered around water and its association with Jack's character. The sea dragon ride, the island, her going after him and washing the black suit off, running in the rain to find him, the two of them drinking together at the oasis in episode 8, and even in episode 9 when he was shown bathing, its very consistent.

In episode 9, the forest fire (aku) returned, wiping away the new growth that Ashi experienced, however, underneath all the brand new tar and coals she still fundamentally exists as we've been shown when Jack slashed her with the sword.

Water puts out fires, and it causes life to regrow, and that's where Jack comes in.


>>92471497
not anymore, the semester is over so I'm back home unfortunately

>>92472154
Autism can be a blessing in disguise. As for your analysis, it actually does make sense.

>>92472154
The act of "cleansing" is an extremely prevalent recurring motif throughout the series. Casting off the old and becoming something better. Like a fire burning away the forest so it can grow anew, as you pointed out. This is another reason why I think Jack's going to remain in the future. Yes, the old forest was beautiful, but something better could be growing underneath the cinders. I love this season.

>>92472304
Its been an emotional roller coaster though.

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I just want my slice of life comedy about Aku and Ashi
Forget about the foolish samurai

>>92472526
That only makes it more memorable, right?

>>92472623
Fuck off Aku, your daughter wants your mortal foe and not you. Also Gendo called, he's suing your ass for royalties as worst father

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>>92472154
I am screen capping this Anon, nice analysis!

>>92472676
I seriously believe that all these "learning disabilities" actually put people ahead of the curve.

>>92472730
They just are different and non-conforming is all Anon.

>>92468635
Post it

>>92472875
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!

>>92472154
Btw would you watch a contemporary slice of life/romcom spinoff of Jack and Ashi adjusting to living together in a studio apartment as newlyweds?

>>92473286
of course, I'm the guy with too much time who writes them

>>92473476
CN needs to pick this show up

>>92472154
I really like this interpretation anon

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>>92467680
every time

>>92474762
Is it wrong to just want Jack to be happy?

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>>92475542
Of course not.
I also want her to be happy as much if not more so.

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>>92466882
Inherited Traits skip a generation sometimes, blame recessive genes.

>>92475651
>Ashi and Jack have two kids
>twins
>one is evil and blonde, one is good and dark haired
>both named Hebi

Each Episode Develops Ashi and Jack's Relationship further if anyone noticed ....
>Episodes 1-3: Both Enemies and Strangers
>Episode 4: Enemy is now one-sided on Ashi's part.
>Episode 5: Acquaintances
>Episode 6: Friends
>Episode 7: Close Friends
>Episode 8: Sexual Tension is now rising
>Episode 9: Both want to pursue a romantic relationship, but one is afraid to commit (because Jack is afraid of losing her to Aku)
>Episode 10: Presumably when they become a couple officially with Aku out of the way.

>>92475808
>B-BUT GENNDY IS A HACK AND THE ROMANCE SUBLOT IS LITERALLY FILLER AND CAME OUT OF NOWHERE

>>92475808
It's so simple, THANK YOU

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>>92475808
>mfw Jashi is the ship equivalent of Donald Trump and /co/ is split like America during the last meme wars

War. War never changes

>>92475980
Please don't

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Pitch: Samurai Jack season 5 but with Oldboy's twist.

Discuss.

>>92476139
>still believing in Oldboy
Wew lad

>>92476139
I thought all you daughterfags an heroed after episode 8

>>92472730
>tfw I can strip any story down to its most fundamental components but I can barely do algebra

all my stat points are in one skill tree

>>92476750
It's a gift senpai, don't regret having something that unique

>>92468635
That was hot

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>>92476953
Kys faggot

>>92466429
>Falling for the shitty waifu bait
You are why cartons are terrible

>>92466429
I don't get why their relationship needs to be romantic, though.

>literally the first thing Jack does when she stops trying to kill him is tell her a bedtime story his parents told him as a child
>Ashi's understanding of the world is extremely limited and she's continually expressed a desire to see more than her mother let her
>Jack felt extreme guilt over killing those little goat things that Aku turned evil to fight him. This is what makes him lose the sword in the first place.

These three facts alone make it seem like Ashi could very well have just been some tagalong girl that Aku manipulated into fighting him and it'd work just as well. They could even hook up at the end of the series if you want to go that route, or imply she was developing feelings for him if they wind up separated.

>>92476996
It needs to be romantic because out of romance comes new life, the ultimate triumph over Aku.

>>92469993
Fuck off back to redd.it with your shitty screencaps and stay there.

>>92477015
The human marionette trope didn't need to be used though

>>92477015
>>92477304
Jack already had a childhood friend back home.

>>92477357
So did Kirito from SAO and we all know how that shit ended

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>>92466840
I don't know why I'm laughing so hard

>>92477481
Because the orderlies let you have free time when you should be in a coma

>>92466429
Was I the only one half expecting Aku to actually be a good dad if it turned out he was the literal father?

>>92477693
>Aku
>Good dad

Are you trying to sound retarded?

>>92477693
>Aku
>describing him with any form of the concept of "good"
Nigga

>>92468635
The one where shes sucking him off and before he cums she pulls it out and makes him cum in his daughters mouth?

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>>92470168
>The opening theme is the same only its done on Japanese instruments instead

>>92466974
OH SHIT

HERE COMES THE STAIRS

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>>92472623
Delete this, dad.

>>92466840
>Ashi sobs: Not again!
>WATCHA!

>>92477393
who...?

>>92478866
You're better off not knowing

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>>92478555
Sweetheart, just ignore your father. All he likes to do is make everyone miserable.

>>92466936
HHNNNNGGGGGG

>>92478910
http://swordartonline.wikia.com/wiki/Episode_3
don't say i didn't warn you

>>92467052
>FOOLISH SAMURAI SPAWN! YOUR PARENTS HEARD YOU THROUGH THE BABY MONITOR HAAAHAAAHAAA

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>have at least 20 or so priestress
>have a behemoth giant
>decide after your 7 daughters have failed to go face the samurai alone when you still have those things

why is high priestress such a foolish woman ?

>>92478985
Well the high priestess did try to kill Jack herself.
Ashi wasn't having any of it though

>>92476989
Chill out Sheen

>>92471566
You mad faggot?

>>92478985
The Daughters killed most of the cult as a graduation test. I'm not sure what happened to fatty, but I'd like to think that the girls teamed up and murdered her in her sleep.

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>>92478961

Since this is the last episode I'm guessing its time for the Scotsman to save the day.

>>92479683
I felt bad for Ashi. Seeing her being abused and hurt so much makes you sympathetic to her

>>92479739
>>92478961
Thid is why Ashi filed that restraining order on you

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>>92475980
Kill yourself

>>92479817
Nah

>>92479782
I feel really bad for laughing, albeit shocked laughing, when that giant cultist just started repeatedly punching her in the face.
It's actually kind of a wonder these girls weren't always covered in scars and bruises.

>>92479859
At least that big bitch got rekt

>>92475897
this is true

>>92479899
Only in your feeble head

>>92479917
if you say so my man

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>>92466915
>>92466974
>>92466974
>>92467052

>>92479945
>FOOLISH GRANDSON, WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOUR PARENTS ARE REALLY DOING WHEN THEY WRESTLE NAKED?

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>>92480057
AKU! Leave our son alone unless you want to be stuck in a pocket dimension!

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GRANDSON, HEED THE WORD OF AKU. PLACE ME UNDER YOUR FATHER'S PILLOW AND MAKE SURE NOT TO GET CAUGHT. I WISH TO...SURPRISE HIM...WITH UH...A JOKE. YEEEEEES. IT WILL BE HILARIOUS. NOW GO.

>>92480178
Aku, do we need to file another restraining order?

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>>92480174
>OH PLEASE, SAMURAI. SOMEONE HAS TO TELL THE FOOLISH BOY THESE THINGS. I MEAN, DO YOU REALLY WANT HIM TO BE UNPREPARED? AFTER ALL, THAT ALLOWED ME TO...WELL, HEH HEH, YOU REMEMBER IKRA.

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>>92480245
He will learn of such things when he is old enough. And HOW DARE YOU MENTION THAT!

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>>92480286
>YOU ENJOYED IT, SAMURAI, DON'T LIE. YOUR ENTHUSIASM MADE UP FOR YOUR LACK OF TECHNIQUE.

>>92480318
It's shit like this why we keep you away from your grandson!

really need an Ashiposter for extra lulz

>>92466513
>Aku beats Jack
>Aku goes back to the past
>Merges with his old self
>Defeats Jack again
>Repeat until he becomes Satan again like in Birth of Evil and is Defeated by the Gods
>Jack becomes Jesus

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>>92480286
Who's Ikra?

>>92480366
Your father's idea of a sick joke.

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>>92480366
FOOLISH DAUGHTER! DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU WERE THE FIRST CREATURE TO BED THE SAMURAI~?

>>92466565
OH WAIT WHAT I'M A SAYING, PLEASE CONTINUE

>>92480440
See Ashi? This is why we should keep our son away from your father!

>>92480440
Aku stay the hell away from our son!

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>>92480440
>>92480459

>>92480554
Ashi, take Mako out for ice cream. He doesn't need to see this

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>>92480624
Yes, yes, my child.

Please, let your husband and I be alone together. In the same room. With noone around.

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>>92480624
...I'm just going to pretend I never heard any of this.

>>92479859
Aku healing abilities brah.
All of the injuries that killed the sisters were instantly fatal; give them time to heal and surely they'd be back in shape in less than a day.

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>>92480679
Your trickery ends now

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>>92480679
Touch him and you'll be begging for death...

>More?
That was the hottest part of the Zone flash.

>>92480724
I know we're just shitposting but that just reminded me of my ex wife. And in a hot way

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>>92480706
>>92480724
You know, you two should really consider counseling. Such hostility is not good for a healthy home environment.

>>92480805
You're the cause of it! And we damn sure don't want you alone with our son!

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>>92480836
OH COME ON, I'M NOT THAT BAD!

>>92480903
You tried corrupting kids through music

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>>92480932
It wasn't my fault they couldn't handle those "sick beats."

Perhaps the world simply was not ready for the MUSICAL TALENT of AKU?

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>>92480932
COME ON, THOSE BEATS WERE BAD! YOU MIGHT CALL THEM...AKOOL?

>>92481004
>>92480985
The worst crime you've committed was trying to use my Ashi as a weapon.

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>>92481004
Dad please stop...

>>92481038
She's more his Ashi than yours, jackfag.

>>92481133
Its shitposting retard

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>>92481038
OH COME ON, THAT WAS ONE TIME!

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>>92481169
And that was one time too many

Endgame is going to be a big reversal where Aku is the one who escapes to the past, fleeing Jack. They'll lampshade the 'wiping out everything' moral crisis, and Aku will spit in Jacks eye about how of course he (Aku) is willing to do it.

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>>92481201
[Aku-tistic grumbling]

>>92481359
I believe an apology to our son and your daughter is in order

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>>92481600
I GUESS I'M SORRY OR SOMETHING

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>>92481859
I don't believe you

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>>92481859
SORRY THAT YOU'LL NEVER DESTROY ME FOR ALL ETERNITY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>92481905
I think its feeding time for the white wolf. He loves rodents

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Grandpa Aku, what was Grandma Aku like?

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>>92481989
Would you like to meet her?

>>92466840
Aishi would kill it. Jack it a little bitch who couldn't even kill corrupted Ashi. Jack is a punk when it comes to making those sorts of hard calls.

>>92482380
Aku! What did we tell you about doing this!
>>92481989
Son, avert your eyes!

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>>92466840

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>>92482633
Aww, don't be shy. Come over here and give "granny" a kiss~

>>92482859
Ashi, your father is trying to seduce our son!

>>92482902
Not again!

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>>92482859
You can't be grandpa AND grandma, Grandpa Aku.

>>92483138
Son, go to your room. Your mother and i will handle this

>>92483067
Honey, please do something about your father before i use the sword

>Far from now in a distant land, I, Ashi, the shape-shifting Mistress of Darkness, opposed an unspeakable evil! A mighty Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to aid me. To ensure the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the past, before evil was law! Now the samurai seeks to return to me, and share a future that is free from Aku!

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>>92466840

>>92466429
I don't want a sappy ending. Is that too much to ask for?

If Ashi lives, Aku lives. So either Jack slays Aku and Ashi dies with him, or Jack and Aku find some sort of compromise and Jack and Ashi team up forever while Aku continues his reign eternal.

>>92485120
>compromise with Aku
There's no compromising with that demon.

>>92484966
>forgetting that if Aku dies in the past Ashi will never exist

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>YOU CANNOT STOP THE GRANDFATHER-GRANDSON BONDING FOREVER, FOOLISH STEPSON.

>>92486636
Could Aku corrupt his grandson like he did with Ashi?
Is no innocent soul safe from Aku's blood?

>>92486701
Well, their child would probably be 1/4 Aku, so probably.

>>92486825
Then how many more generations must pass before Aku's influence stops?

>>92486701
>Could Aku corrupt his grandson like he did with Ashi?

We don't know how inheriting Aku-ness works, and it might not be precisely genetic. It probably isn't, since you don't get pregnant from chugging jizz. If Ashi purges her Aku-ness before having a kid, could turn out he has no legacy of the Shogun of Sorrow's evil.

Now, could an Aku-haunted sword corrupt Jack's kid the old-fashioned way? That definitely sounds like a hobby for Aku.

>>92486867
Until the main Aku is killed.
Ashi had literally zero demonic influence on her from the piece that she has before Aku actively started playing with it.
So while you may never get rid of the remote control, you can kill the sole being who is able to use it, and everything should be fine.

>>92486701
>>92486825
>>92486867
>>92486913
>>92486995
I'd be willing to bet money that Jack and Ashi will manage to purify her. It's a huge theme of this season that's been incredibly consistent.

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This will happen and you know it

>>92487252
DELET

>>92487122
And it wouldn't make sense to just kill her at the end of all that thematic buildup

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>>92466840

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>>92487252

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>>92487252
Nah she's gonna survive and get JACKED and have samurai kids

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>>92466840
Well, that's it. SJ season 5 is /co/'s new LoK.
Not quite the same reaction, but by God you've tried to replicate it.

>>92466513
>Jack dies to Aku
>Ashi takes up the sword and kills Aku
>she travels back to the past
>kills Aku again
>dual wields Jack's sword and another magic sword given to her by the Gods
Pottery

>>92489307
Why would Jack make babies with a slut? Jack is a pussy for putting his sword down for a bitch GET YO ASS BACK TO THE PAST!

>>92466840
So this is the bittersweet ending Genndy was talking about

>Jack kills Ashi
>He then kills Aku and Aku gets wiped from all timelines
>Time regressed and we see Jack as some kind of ghost.
>Jack walks to his home and see his own young self playing in his garden.
>Jack's mom and dad come with some guests to greet him and young Jack happily runs to them to hug them.
>Jack mom points to the couple who are accompanying them
>Behind the woman there is a little girl shyly looking at them
>Old Jack notices that she is a young version of Ashi.
>Young Jack also gets shy and hides behind his mom
>The two kids get their back pushed by their parents to meet each other.
>The two look at each other embarrassed and can't talk
>The two couples look at the kids and start laughing, they proceed to enter the palace leaving the two kids in the castle.
>Young Jack doesn't know what to do and start to look around until he looks at a flower beside him.
>Young Jack takes the flower and give it to Ashi.
>Ashi hesitates but takes the flower and starts smiling, Youn Jack Smiles too.
>Ashi is about to sniff the flower the flower but notices an insect in it and throws it away.
>Ashi notices that the petals of the flower are in Young Jack's face.
>The two of them start laughing
>They Young Jack points behind him and asks Ashi if she wants to see his secret hideout.
>Ashi nods and the two of them start running while being guided by Young Jack
>Old Jack watches all this while smiling
>Then he watches his hand which is starting to transform into powder and fade away.
>Jack looks again at the two kids running and says: "Good bye my young self."
>Jack transform completely into powder and is swept away by the wind.
>The camera moves into the palace and we see the father putting his sword on a stand in the wall.
>Close Up to the sword and it reflect the light for a moment.
>WATCHA!

>>92490119
Sappy and not really in keeping with what we have seen already.

Jack and Ashi have a child. At the end of the episode camera zooms in at their child's face and his eyes start to burn just like those of aku. "FOOLISH SAMURAI HAHA" End credits roll washa

>>92489881
What part of 'no portals left' do you not understand?

>Samurai jack ends this saturday
>old friend wants to celebrate his birthday by reuniting all the old group...this saturday
WHY YOU HAD TO DO IT THIS SATURDAY?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Anons, let's face it, there is not way to save Ashi. She literally exists because Aku, kill him in the past and she will never exists, not even reircarnation is a choice cuz she literally came from Aku.

>>92490772
Jack won't go back to the past you turbodummy, it's very likely that the sword will purify her and that's that.

>>92490772
It's not a single thread, if it was, then killing past!Aku would prevent the creation of a future!jack.

>>92490702
Easy, have them catch up and watch the finale together.

>>92490897
Guessing he doesn't like the Samurai Jaction.

We'll probably save you a link, anonymous.

>>92490825
No if Jack returns just a little after Aku sends him to the future. Could it be just after he finish saying "but the next time you won't be so lucky"

>>92490303
Aku is an unreliable narrator.

>>92491349
>the only credible last remaining portal was just shown as destroyed

>>92491349
name one aku lie (the fairy tale episode doesn't count)

>>92491391
ikra

>>92491404
ikra isn't a narration

>>92466840
please delete this nephew

>>92466840
That would be fucking retarded

>>92485656
You know I taffin hate the grandfather paradox, it makes time travel totally boring, whats the point of doing it you cant change shite

FUCK YOU 12 MONKEYS AND TERMINATOR THAT PARADOX IS BULLSHIT

>>92487252
LALALALALA THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED LALALALALA

>>92486913
>since you don't get pregnant from chugging jizz
Aku only suggested she was chugging it

She was really pouring it down her cooter

>>92493369
Doubt it, she was chugging it like a pro

>>92493369
We don't really know.

Genndy's been super-cheeky this season, so I'm not gonna speculate.

>>92493480
Obviously she was firing it into that snatch with turkey baster

>>92493574
Your eyes need to be chekt m8. She was chugging like a sorority chick on rush week

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>22%

Shagfag where are you, come out and explain this shit

>>92493623
Aku is an unreliable narrator and didn't even know enough about human physiology to understand why Jack was stretching and warming up before their duel. He obviously doesn't know where babies come from.

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>>92493689
His spirit lives on ....

>>92493698
Is this supposed to replace the Genndy is a hack meme?

>>92493689
The other poll is more accurate, this one was obviously manipulated by russian hackers.

>>92493772
Go shill on >>>/pol/

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>>92493772
>Russian hackers wasting their time on something as retarded and trivial as this

Think before you talk shit dumbass

>>92493795
>rallying /pol/ against Ashi
I kinda want to do this just to see what happens.

>>92493772
Okay I know you're being cheeky

>>92493854
>>92493872
But I can't tell if you two are

>>92493872
>supports her man
>embraces traditional gender appearances
>is not race-mixing
>kissless virgin

/pol/ would probably love her, don't fool yourself

>>92492663

the kino way to do time travel is how Harry Potter did it. Nothing in the past gets "changed" at least as fr as anyone can tell, the stuff the time travelers did in the past already happened

>>92493945
She had her first kiss with Jack though

>>92494379
Single-kiss virgin.

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>>92494159
>time turner
>kino

>>92494398
At least she's not a cum guzzling whore like her mother

>>92494446

the time turner was stupid but the way they portrayed changing the past was perfect. No "certain people arbitrarily remember the original timeline" bullshittery to be seen

>>92466840
Is the sword Jack's dick?

>>92494663
To be fair, the franchise went to shit after the REAL Dumbledore died

>>92494663
That part I did like about it. Somehow kept it all in one timeline

>>92492663
It works as a cautionary tale that sometimes actions have UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES.

>>92495261
WHAT-ARBITRARY-SILLYNESS

>>92495651
Hey anon: Prepare for unforseen consequences

>>92489406
Fucking normies.

>>92494398
>Her first kiss was long and more of a passionate make out, plus she stroked Jack's neck.

>Despite being a virgin, she has already seen Jack naked and Jack as seen her naked.

>>92466429
>Please don't take her from us, Genndy.

What do you mean, "us", faggot? I hate that chink whore.

>>92496746
Damn Shaggy, did she try eating your dog?

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>>92489307
>Nah she's gonna survive and get JACKED and have samurai kids
>new season about the samfam taking on a dastardly villain

HANG ON A SECOND JACK,
YOU MARRIED THE LEAF GIRL?
AND GOT BIZAYYYYY
WHAT'S THIS?
MATCHING GI'S?
IT'SA WHOLE, FAMILY OF SAMURAIS!

>>92497031
>samflam
Cease, this is to alike to Samflam which is an infinitely better train wreck than Jack S5

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>>92497031
>IT'S A WHOLE, FAMILY OF FOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!

>>92497031
Id watch it

>>92497031
>slice of life involving the samfam and Grandpa Aku's campy hijinks

>>92497031
I'd actually like a Jack & Ashi spin-off comic on their adventures.

>>92498375
More like spinoff show

>>92498645
It won't happen but I would watch the shit out of it.

>>92498662
Who wouldnt?

>inb4 Shaggy

>>92498645
More likely it'd be an IDW project.

SJ is the top rated show on AS right now, of course they are some jews making calls to genndy with offers

>>92498756
Jashi spinoff confirmed?

>>92498756
It makes me mad that Genndy doesn't seem to be interested in doing SJ forever, I want a new episode every week for the rest of my life.

>>92498799
Anon...all good things must come to an end

>>92498799
If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure fans will be churning out fanwork for months to come. And we're surely going to be talking about the finale for weeks. A satisfying ending is what this show deserves.

>>92498861
Satisfying as in Jashi officially canon and half of /co/ goes away for good

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>>92466429
this thread just proves why having ashi involved with this series was a mistake,,

>>92498897
Hey Sheen, Ultralord says your full of shit

>>92498929
Sheenfag is the new Shaggyfag

>>92498982
Sheenfag WISHES he was Shaggyfag

>>92499099
No he doesn't, Shaggyfag was perma-banned.

>>92499592
F

>>92499592
Oh well, at least Akufag is a worthy adversary

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>>92499592
What the fuck, what did he have done besides hate ashi/jashi?

>>92500098
Apparently he got banned for using an avatar

>>92500098
Using an avatar or signature is a bannable offense across all boards, And ban evasion results in a permaban.

>>92500152
Yes, he used an avatar, then he did a ban evasion.

>>92477037
big guy alert

>>92500188
for you

i want ashi to kick me in the balls while wearing timberland boots

>>92500257
What tha fuck

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>Last Episode
>22 minutes
>Twenty-Two Minutes

>>92480366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ_gadTV9Ps

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>>92480286
Jack's face wrinkles are cute.

>>92500540
t. Ashi

>>92500484
What even is Family Guy anymore?

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>>92480366
>>92480440
>Ashi learns how to control the part of her that is Aku
>Learns how to use shape-shifting abilities
>Turns her skin green as a joke
>"Hey Jack check this out!"
Jack's face when.

>>92466429
I love the size difference between the two of them. It's so cute.

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>>92500540

>>92498897
Sheenfag you cur, you dishonor Shaggyfag and the great monuments to shitposting that he constructed. You are nothing but a spineless wannabe, sniveling in the dust like human vermin.

>>92501428
I guess you could say he's an ultrafag

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>>92470157
Dude, anon, that game fucked me up

>>92500188
>>92500188
>>92500188
>>92500188

>>92470157
>>92501917

Is that Conkers Bad Fur Day?

>>92498756
Genndy IS a Jew.

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>>92500570

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>>92503366
2cute

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How did Genndy get away with it?

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So back when they were previewing the season, this background was shown, but it hasn't been used yet. What day make of it?

>>92466513
>Episode ends without telling us if jack went back to the past or not
Calling it now.

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>>92504083
It looks identical to this tree, the one Aku "spared". Either more of them grew, this is in the future, or this is before they were all destroyed, and in the past. It's definitely the same tree, though.

>>92504744
I doubt we'll get a flashback this late, and I dunno what purpose one would serve.

>>92480318
>Jack's bad in bed
As pure as he is, the guy must be a hell of a monster in bed. Like, cause a ravaging wave of orgasms with his untainted, worthy dick.

If Jack cuts down Aku's body, won't he just body jack Ashi?

>>92487252
Sauce?

>>92504815
I imagine him and Ashi are equally terrible and will spend 2/3rds of their first time going "I'm sorry!" and "Is it okay if I-".

>>92504818
I'm betting he will try this when he's super-weak and on the ropes, and get pure loved to death. It'd be like walking into a furnace.

>>92468635
I actually know that and I don't even visit /co/ a lot. Fuck you for making me remember.

>>92475808
>episode 1-3
Solid Samurai Jack
>4-9
Not Samurai Jack
>10
Hopefully Samurai Jack

The only thing better than a qt azn ninja waifu is a shapeshifter waifu

>she's both

Muh dick