http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Tim eline_of_SpongeBob_Squar

>>92454433
Cap?

That's actually kind of nea-
>first movie takes place in 2031
What the fuck? Why?

This reads like fucking deep sea dark souls lore

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>c 1701 - The Star Family gains control of the monarchy.

>>92454433

It's inaccurate. Krabs served in the Navy BEFORE founding the Krusty Krab, hence why "the war" was relevant to his life

How about the fact that there are sentient apes on land, capable enough to do science?

What's the lore like for spongebob's world above sea level?

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>>92454670

>>92454517
Because of Spongebob's 375 employee of the month awards

>>92454433
>there are like 15 Old Man Jenkinses
how deep does this rabbit hole go

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>>92454433
>c 1985- SpongeBob has his first Krabby Patty, inside his mother's womb.

>>92454433
>March 6, 2017 - Squidward is frozen in the freezer for 2000 years.
>March 7, 2031 - The Krusty Krab 2 is built.
>March 14, 2031 - SpongeBob retrieves Neptune's crown from Shell City to save Mr. Krabs and ends up saving the entire town.
this raises some questions

>SB-129
>Present: Monday, March 6, 2017
wtf

>>92454833
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmv6PbO-UaU

Heh, you think that's bad? try this on for size.
http://icarly.wikia.com/wiki/Seddie

>>92454892
Spongebob got weird

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>>92454897
WARNING: Bottom of the barrel wikia ahead
http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Pooh%27s_Adventures_Wiki

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>>92454892

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>Squidward is 50 years old
>Mr Krabs is 75

>>92454945
might want to check your math on Squidward

>>92454670
>>92454685
Not canon.

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>No one gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification
http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Squidward_Tentacles

>>92454433
There's something about the fact that the end of the timeline perfectly shows how time claims everything leaving not even memory that deeply unsettles me.

If we are talking wikis, i recommend the transformers wiki.
Its funny as shit. It caught me totally off guard. Its like reading old ED, except its all transformers.

>>92455396
mostly all done by the It's Walky guy who is a huge Transformers autist, funnily enough

>>92454433

>c July 5, -2990 - King Neptune is born.
>c July 5, -1990 - King Neptune turns 1,000 years old.
>c July 5, -990 - King Neptune turns 2,000 years old.

That's some solid math there. No arguments so far.

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>>92454892

>>92454927
>Villains.
>Bowser.
>Bowser Jr.
Okay, that's fairly norm-
>Mola Ram.
>Boba Fett.
>the Nazis.
>SpaceGodzilla.
>Xehanort.
>Slade.
>Lucifer.
>Sodarn Insane. The page says "Sodarn Insane is the dictator of Iraq and an antagonist in the Animaniacs series."
>Darth Vader.
>Rameses II.
>Dr. Doom.
>Deadpool.
>El Supremo.
>Skeletor.
>Izanami. LITERALLY THE ONE FROM PERSONA 4.
>21 dudes from Naruto.

>>92455453
Assuming the "-" refers to "BC" then yes, given that years in BC are counting down to zero as they go forward.

>>92455396
It's interesting how different wikis have adapted their own different styles. Transformars is totally informal and jokey, SpongeBob takes itself way too seriously, Total Drama is formatted like an actual reality show wiki, and >>92454897 is pure cancer.

>>92454897
I remember my friend going on this and skipping to the comment section.

There was a political argument about some inane bullshit going on then and there.

>>92455662
>SpongeBob takes itself way too seriously
You mean like the rest of its fandom?
>>92455033
The common cutoff is Season 4 Episode 12b (Wishing You Well), but Chimps Ahoy wasn't very good.

>>92454927
jfc all that autistic fan fiction

>>92455542
What? How?

>>92455745
I'd say Krusty towers in the cutoff

>>92455396
Could you link the specific Wikia? There's a cluster of this.

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>>92455662
Transformers wikia is a blessing

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>>92455396

Gib links and pics and proofs.

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You now realise that Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are the same size as a squirrel.

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>>92457008

>>92455396
>>92456391
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Main_Page

Avoid the actual Wikia-hosted one, it's an abandoned husk that TFWiki spun off of.

>>92457017
Huh.

You know I never even questioned why a pair of elderly humans just happen to live underwater, too.

>>92457026
I feel bad for those guys.

>>92457017
Of course. Just the right size for nutting.

>>92454892
I think i don't want to live anymore

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>>92455662
also there is the scary godmother wiki

>>92457045
He's knock-off Aquaman. What's to get?

>>92455662
Wikis is weird man, the IMFDB has the most odd styling of any wiki I've seen because it takes itself seriously EXCEPT for the far cry series.

>>92455542
>>the Nazis
>>SpaceGodzilla

>>Izanami. LITERALLY THE ONE FROM PERSONA 4
>>21 dudes from Naruto

I didn't realise how much I wanted all of this

Wait, Spongebob is 13 years old in the first episode?

>>92457017
They're not real people. They are a mermaid and a barnacle

>>92454854
Not really remember how Squidward unfroze in the future and then went back to time the same day he froze, the original Squidward is still frozen in the freezer in the Krusty Krab

>>92460457
oh my god that's fucking great

>>92460384
Mermaid Man isnt even a Mermaid.

He's just some abomination.

>>92459224
>surprised that mr krab being in favor of child labor.
Probably bob's first job too, meaning crab can endocrine him to be a underpaid slave.

>>92460384
Spongebob got retconned to be a child in the first movie. Back then - and I don't know, maybe still today - Nick had kind of a "kid's rule" slogan and they used to try to make all their shows about kids to be more "relatable" to the target audience.

Ever since the movie, Spongebob has been underage.

What are you double you tee effing about? The fact that Spongebob writers threw in a bunch of random-ass dates onto their cartoon's calendars or the fact that someone has been obsessively cataloging them all this time?

>>92454433
>The Big One will return
>The Realm of Nothingness
This is some dark souls shit

>>92454670
>>92454685

Not to mention that those apes are the size of squirrels and starfish and shit

>>92459224
Didn't we see Spongebob is currently 31 years old

>>92460506
What if not kid, but manchild?

>>92457017
>>92457045
They set it to Wumbo

>>92454833
SPONGES DO NOT REPRODUCE THAT WAY

>>92460611
I don't think the Spongebob writers particularly care. About anything. They have to be some of the most nihilistic fuckers in the industry by now.

>>92457017
Maybe they were once normal human size and accidentally shrunk themselves with Mermaid Man's shrink ray. Unless there's some fact somewhere that contradicts that.

>>92457017
Shrinking belt.

>>92457017
You know how living on a pressurized place fuck up your bones?
Sandy has a special suit for that, they don't, and they lived decades underwater.

>>92460564
Floating timeline bs. He was born in 1986 according to his (potential) drivers lisence, so he's 13 if you think the show's set in 1999 or 31 if you think it's set in 2017.

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>>92461601

>1997 was 20 years ago.

I'm tired. let me die.

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>>92461888
For just a fleeting moment I thought you were memeing

>>92454892
What the fuck

>>92464255
I think you mean this entire thread is a giant wtf.

I think your austism is worse OP

>>92461888
Help Wanted was produced in early 1997

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>>92461888

>1990 was 27 years ago

When does it end?

>>92454607
No he started the kk when he was a kid in the Truth or Square episode I think of that was the episode

>>92461888
Nothing's stopping you from overdosing on medication, anon

>>92457017
I always thought it was a combination of the shrinking belt and water pressure, which their superpowers help them withstand. What I don't understand is the diver pianist at the end of the Chocolate with Nuts episode but I am not an autist and realize it was just a joke.

>>92455745
>The common cutoff is Season 4 Episode 12b (Wishing You Well), but Chimps Ahoy wasn't very good.
other than being the best Sandy episode, yeah

>>92460506
nah, he's just a manchild. if you look at his driver's license that popped up before the movie, he's pretty old

>>92455542
You forgot the Flying Dutchman.

>>92455662
mariowiki.com is okay for the most part, but its "List of references" pages are a mess.

>>92454927
That villains list is amazing