Whose slave would you rather be? A wicked enchantress who's

>>92441812
I have no idea who the first one is, but your post is still retarded because the second one is neither.

What kind of benefits package do they offer?

Do I get to worship their feet?

>>92441836
She's the baddie from Xiaolin Showdown. She's only popular because of dat ass and how she is presumed to /ss/ with Jack

>>92442535
>/ss/ with Jack
Jack is too old for it to count as /ss/

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>>92441812
what kind of sick shit are you into?

turning small monk children into cyborgs gets me hard, but your shit makes no sense.

wuya, I guess
martian queen will inevitably cuck you with a duck

>>92441851
Your life is spared in their new world order.

>>92441812

Whichever one of them will allow me sole and unrestricted access to the temple that is her body. Oh, but I would bring entire empires to their knees for a taste of such succulence.

And then I'd blast her log-cutter with jizz.

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>>92441812

By all appearances, Wuya is a genuinely good boss. So her.

I don't think Ty'ahnee is all that bad but she's definitely a lot more dismissive of her people.

>>92442535
>She's only popular because of dat ass

Wuya has a lot more going for her beyond that.

wuya is the clear choice.

1: has a mouth
2: cuter
3: treats people who aren't incompetent under her fairly well
4: probably into kinky shit

>>92442582
Wuya is like 2000 years old. Even if she fucked Master Fung, it'd still be /ss/.

>>92442960
Doesnt make jack a shota, at worst he's a twink.

>>92443045
>at worst
At best*

>>92443045
He's definitely a shota in a world where beings live millenia.

>>92441812
>domineering empress who sees her servants as nothing more than playthings
She isn't like that you fucking retard. She is a good boss.

>>92442960

No, no it wouldn't.

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>>92441812

I'll go with C.

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>>92443186
>>92441812

>not picking both

Top pleb.

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>>92441812
I pick the sadistic tyrant?

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>>92443305
Nah man if it's an option I'll go with A, B, and C. The more the merrier.

Also there needs to be more of them together.

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hhhngggggg

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>>92443429

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Azula is my Empress.

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>>92441812
>this will never be a real option you have to make

I'm not being ironic

>>92442766
But do I get upt or PTO? What if I want a vacation or health and dental?

>>92441812
Isn't Tyr basically benevolent and loved by her people?

>>92441812
Wuya was the best boss when she won. I'd sell out the world in a second for her.

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>>92441812
I'd kill any bitch that thinks she should
a rule
b not be a sandwhich/baby making cock sleeve

>>92444058
this anyman that willingly follows a woman is not a man

Wuya by far, she's great to her henchmen.

>>92443815

I could see Wuya going along with those but the mere idea of dental coverage would confuse the hell out of Tyr'ah'nee.

>>92444504
vagina dentata

>>92442523
All that matters here.

>>92442878
Tyranny has a mouth. But martians are living silhouettes so dark you cant see depth on their bodies.

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>>92443356
>Also there needs to be more of them together.

Think we've uncovered the one statement in this thread that we can all agree upon.

>>92443323
>"lord and master"
>not "mommy"
You had one goddamn job

>>92445219
Parenthood would be the last thing Dom would want bestowed on her.

>>92445179
I am needing a source good sir

>>92441812
Wuya obviously

As long as you are useful, Wuya has your back and will give you whatever the fuck you want without pulling the expected betrayal bullshit. Tyranee wouldn't think much of you while she was off fucking a duck

>>92445549
http://flowerimh.tumblr.com

>>92443576

Yes we all should just bow down to her because she is perfection.

>>92443186
Top tier answer

>>92446507
Well I feel cheated

>>92441812
>slave
>not conqueror
what a fucking pleb

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>>92442714
Hes not a duck
>>92441812
Tyranee, i live in a super advanced timeline with aliens. Thats pretty bitchin

>>92447780
>Daffy was a martian all along.

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I would be Wuya's perfect and loyal servant. I'd wait on her hand in foot taking sadistic glee in every act she forced me to do and every other life she made miserable. Stealing glances at her shapely curves and vicariously living through her success. Loyalty would be its own reward but the bask in her power would make it ecstasy.

I'd train in secret honing my skills until one day some trick of luck puts a Shen-Gong-Wu within my reach. I'd reach for it and find one of my mistress’s enemies touching it. Without hesitation, I would challenge them.

I might lose earning nothing but disappointment from my mistress until I can try once again to prove myself. But just maybe the effort pays off and I succeed earning a single compliment from her as I giver her the Wu.

>>92441812
Wuya.

>>92441812
Wuya how is this a question

Have some webms

Wuya
https://webmshare.com/PrY1e
https://webmshare.com/5x91B
https://webmshare.com/vgOBB
https://webmshare.com/Xyzjx
https://webmshare.com/4MeX0
https://webmshare.com/bQ8dx
https://webmshare.com/B7OED
https://webmshare.com/8eyBg
https://webmshare.com/yYAJX

Queen Tyr'ahnee
https://webmshare.com/zNWgK
https://webmshare.com/9rn7D
https://webmshare.com/NKdnN
https://webmshare.com/OyVwA
https://webmshare.com/QPYK1

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>>92444888
>But martians are living silhouettes so dark you cant see depth on their bodies.
So they're skin is vantablack

>>92441812
Questions:
Do I get a 401k, stock options, or dental insurance from them?
Which one is down for a casual fuck?
Do they have fun company events like softball, bowling, or Christmas parties?
Do I get a company expense account credit card?

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>>92453927
Maybe.

>>92447780
>His beak comes off
>His collar is literally a necklace (his mother's was bands of small pearls)
God, it works too well

>>92453953

Wuya would probably go along with all four of them
Tyr'ahnee would probably go along with the company events and maybe health insurance.