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>>92433361
You still sound different; I swear you were Japanese once

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I don't want Ashi to die :(

>>92433361
It bothers me that you've replaced Father Hulk.

>>92433361
Wonder woman is going to flop.
I just want good capeshit with a strong independent woman as the main character.

>>92433386
It's been 50 years of
>malaise
Of course he'll sound different.

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>>92433386
Very interesting

svtfoe is overrated

>>92433405
I just want her to make Jack happy, is that so wrong?

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>>92433422
>mfw we'll all die before seeing/reading capeshit with a well-written female lead that's not about muh stronk indapendance

Why can't we just have fun, fit, fighting females across the board? Why must the She-Hulks of comics be the exception?

>>92433361
I don't even know what I'm still doing here.

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>>92433361
I'm anxious about the SJ finale because I know it's going to be Steven Universe tier 'power of love' bullshit

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>>92433361
It's all going to be over this Sunday.

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>>92433361
faggots exist and I have to suffer their presence

>>92433405
I do

>>92434004
I know that feel bro

>>92433989
Good, they won't be able to shane the name further.

>>92434004
Why not just kill yourself anon? I heard there aren't any in the afterlife.

>>92434042
it sucks even more when you like the mass effect universe
THEY INFEST IT

>>92433540
>Strong fighting merc woman who goes home and gets ploughed by her husband
that's hot.

>>92433361
Thanks to season 5 the previous seasons aren't discussed anymore.

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>>92434062
but hell is chalk full of faggots

>>92434125
Consider it a blessing in disguise. Season 5 is so different from 1-4, that it may as well be its own different show. Right now, I'm bored with what we're getting and regret ever making a wish on that monkey's paw.

>>92434153
Surely you won't go to hell, i mean look at you.

>>92434153
Then you should feel right at home.

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>>92434153
Butthurt homos incoming
prepare yourself for the autism

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>>92433405
>>92433478
brehs

I haven't had anytime to read comics in months, I'm on the outs with my best friend, finals are coming up, if I read comics instead of go out on Friday it's going to make shit worse between us, and I'm ranting about it on 4chan because no one I know cares

FOOLISH SAMURAI

>>92433971
Has Steven Universe ever actually had the power of love save someone or stop something? As far as I know the closet thing to that was stopping a super corpse monster whatever from blowing up Earth because some of the corpses in it used to protect Earth.

Shit posters who keep starting company wars threads, is it so impossible to just like comics without having to be loyal to a single brand?

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>>92433361
I hate how short cartoons are. Things like Samurai Jack and Venture Bros should be 50 minutes long like every regular TV show.

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I just want more Kubo porn.

>>92434409
I honestly don't think I'll be able to rewatch the season after it ends if she dies.

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>>92433405
She's gonna.

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>>92435085
>mfw KILL ME JACK
My fucking heart ripped in half. she's too good for this cruel world

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>>92435190
fuck, that shit looked so painful, like she was saying KILL ME just to end her misery

>>92435469
>that shit looked so painful, like she was saying KILL ME just to end her misery
>you now realize that misery means two things in this context
>She is being subjected to torturous physical trauma as the first type of misery
>She has to watch and pray that her body doesn't spill the blood of the one person who has ever truly loved her and the one person who she has ever truly loved.

>>92434153
>chalk full
>>>/v/

When she's freed from the Aku symbiote, will she be naked?

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>>92436594
>yes

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>>92433405
Fuck stop me too. All the memes people say about her I want Jack to finally end it he deserves it.

>>92435085
>>92435085
I'm happy they got rid of her red lips in this scene, because I was certain it was gonna be blackface

>>92436861
>I have no mouth, and I must scream

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Ashi: I cannot fight this, not alone...
>You are not alone, my daughter. We are always with you here. Here, in your heart… The place we will make our stand against this FOOL.

But I was not there for you...

>Nonsense. The Samurai's victories are not your failures. The struggle against the Samurai is arduous and none have fought more bravely than you, my daughter. You have won many victories, extinguishing hope in the hearts of those you have met. Each toils to send their tribute. Each tribute, a stone to fortify your domain. Your keep is strong, my daughter. Your minions are many. Wield what lies within and reclaim what is yours. Break the siege of light.

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>>92433361
I dont want it to end.
I dont feel like im ready to let it go.

>>92433361
Well doc, I'm unemployed, I worry I'm going bald at 24, and I've been a social recluse for the better part of my life and I fear I'll never be able to change despite my best efforts.

Also once Samurai Jack ends I'll literally have no use for cable anymore.

I don't like black people.

>>92437631
The stereotypical black people or any person who's black?

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I think i'm becoming a furry and it feels awful.

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>>92433386
Oh. That was the old Aku.

>>92437656
I guess the former, although they seem to be one and the same.

>>92435071
On the other hand, the shortness of most well paced cartoon episodes and anime have really ruined most Live Action TV for me.

I find Netflix's Daredevil to be good but super boring and drawn out.

>>92433361
I haven't read comics in seriousness for about a year until last FCBD. I feel like a poser nowadays.
I feel sad that Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is likely going to be a dumpster fire box office floppy disaster. Read one of the comics they were passing out on Free comic book day and didn't think that French-Belgian comic sample wasn't too bad.
I pursue fantasies like /co/ and /tg/ to help escape from my mediocre life in some sort of hedonistic pursuit. In the general day-to-day of things I feel happy with my hobbies but it feels like filling up on empty calories. There's a splinter in my mind that I should have more real experiences and actual ambitions for my own life outside of tiny pieces of art no one cares for.

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>>92433361
I can't properly express my visions.

Right now I'm getting over the fact that the pilot I was supposed to be directing this week isn't happening because my main actor isn't coming in for a month and a half. Another actress will have to be replaced entirely because she isn't coming back for commencement this week, and even if she did I'd have to fill out all sorts of SAG shit for her even though the platform I'm making my show for doesn't care about it. In the meantime I should be writing the other four episodes, which I suppose I've been putting off by worrying about the logistics of the first episode; but now that there's no point in worrying about that I'm not even sure of what it even is I want to say.

My other project is a visual novel I'm not sure I'm ready for. I keep making gifs and images haphazardly from whatever pops into my mind, and I don't know if my random concepts I string together are enough to carry its form, despite going over the story in my mind every waking hour. Finally I'm going to be directing a friend's music video sometime in this summer, and although I have a vague outline of what story ideas he wants I can only come up with a few minor images to be strung together before I hear it. I'm unsure of how to realize my projects to adequately capture whatever it is I have in my mind.

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>>92437452
Hah I get it

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>>92437549
>therapist ikra
everytime

>>92438258
>I'm unsure of how to realize my projects to adequately capture whatever it is I have in my mind.
Fitchburg State student here, fuck man, are you me? There's so much shit I want to make but it's never good enough you know? Like, I have 3 awesome ideas for short films I want to produce but all my fucking prerec courses keep getting in the way of making what I care about. Filmmaking Major feels are the worst.

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>>92437706
Save yourself before it is too late

Every SJ thread is the exact same fucking thing, Doc.

Someone complains and others call them a virgin or accuse them of only complaining because something about a headcanon.

I want the cycle to stop

I wanna make a Tumblr to start posting my art. But I'm afraid to take the first step because all I know is traditional art and just barely learning to use digital which so many other artists are fantastic at using.

>>92438087
The hour long venture bros episodes are the best though

>>92433361
A Muslim moved into my neighborhood

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I'm losing my motivation to lift.

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>>92437706
It's not too bad, once you get used to it. It's like wearing a second skin.

>>92435551
three things anon

>she has to pray that killing her doesn't destroy the man she loves.

>>92436792
>yfw you hope Jack get's his qt girl back and lives a happy life after killing aku, because you hope that means you too can kill your personal aku and live happily with a qt of your own.

>love interest
>low energy aku
>only 10 episodes
>no more seasons, ever

The first three episodes were kino but it quickly went downhill.

>>92437580
>find a way to start your own business, no matter how small. even if it's just writing stuff or painting minis to sell
>shave your head. can't go bald if there's no hair.
>society sucks, not missing much.
>i feel you about the cable, might cancel it myself.

>>92440761
how big was the crater?

>>92440761
I'm so sorry anon

I feel out of the loop on popular tv shows and movies. I feel like I should watch game of thrones or breaking bad but I don't want to.

The last "popular" show I watched was Shameless but stopped after the 6th season. It got repetitive.

>>92433361
they should have kept the episodic format tbqh

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>>92441649
What if I want to fuck Aku?

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>>92441649
>because you hope that means you too can kill your personal aku and live happily with a qt of your own.
SLAY THE DRAGON AND SORT YOURSELF OUT ANON

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>>92433361
Well you see Doctor,it's been over a month already
You see I thought having so many SJ threads would be great
and everyone would be happy for season 5 but it all turned into /co/ontrarian shitposting
And being like it all,they grew to hate a stupid Ashi and it looks like they will be salty forever.I just don't know if I could handle that

I dislike the current president of America and his government, but I can't do shit to change it. I try calling my senators all the time, but nothing works.

Not to mention that a bunch of /pol/fags will inevitably reply to this post calling me a buttmad SJW, even when there are legitimate complaints to be made.

>>92434062
What if you're reincarnated and have to deal with an even shittier life?

>Hellooooo everyone! It is i! Aku! Yes! Aku! You know! Me! The same ooold Aku, just as I was the last 4 seasons.

Why does it always sound like the new Aku vc is trying too hard.

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>>92433361

>>92441946
Just ignore them anon. Feel free to argue with them if you feel like it, but if you don't, it's okay because their bitching doesn't need to have an effect on your opinion. Just enjoy watching the season while they piss and moan and in some cases have validate opinions with solid arguments.

>>92442754
I know since in the end this is 4chan after all
But it surprises me how knowing most of this board loves SJ allot
but with this new season it went full on temper tantrum over everything

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>>92435085
Cum, open your heart

>>92434245
Oh yes, my butt hurts very much ;) ;) ;)

>>92441946
>>92442754
>>92442984
>people like thing i like
>everything is fine and dandy like it should be

>people don't like thing i like
>it must be contrarians!
>it must be shitposters!
>it must be haters!
>aw bloo bloo bloo how could they!
>better ignore them so i don't hurt my fee-fees too much

not everyone needs to share your opinion on things you self centered asswipes

Well Dr. Ku
I hate my job. I was already an angry bitter person but being around other angry bitter people has made things worse.
And I want to escape but by means of getting my shit together and approaching the career I really want.
But I don't have the skills yet.
However I sleep away most my free time then waste the rest on here.

>>92443265
Sooo, anon, what's been bothering YOU?

>>92434661

How do you have time to shitpost on /co/ but not read comics

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I've fallen in love with a character from a Rape hentai and for every smile I see of her, there are 50 cries for help. I can't remember her voice...

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>>92433361
It's you. All your lines, your dialog in the new season. It's in theory funny, it all seems great on paper and like stuff you'd say, but the voice just ruins the delivery every time. I haven't been able to muster up even the smallest chuckle to any of it.

>>92433361
The fucking negativity around SJ S5 is fucking horrible. I can't watch any new episodes without thinking how I'm gonna see "muh insert character I hate or character I wish showed up but didn't here completely RUINED this show" threads right after. Criticism is always fine, and I'll acknowledge the problems the new season does have. But instead of legitimate criticism there's just whining 24/7. It pisses me off because it's clear Genndy spent forever finishing his passion project to be met with tumblr screeching and /co/'s insistence for it to be Mad Max again.

Also, I'm gonna fucking bawl whatever the ending to the season is. Not just because either Jack or Ashi likely will die, but because I'll see one of my favorite shows of all time leave and western animation will regress to mediocrity again until Genndy's next adult swim project.

God damn, I really needed to vent.

>>92433361
Well, doc.... Its just that samura-

>>92433361
i wish jack and ashi's relationship was better developed instead of being established in veiled filler. i want to care about her but goddamn i just can't.

i wish jack found love but not in this way.

>>92433361
/co/ made me believe the show might do the bait and switch with the daughters of aku just being a crazy cult and aku not really knowing who they are

>>92444004
Well, that's your dammed fault because back in episode 1 they explicitly said that they had met Aku in the past.

>>92444125
It's not that hard to lie about meeting a deity. Hell, that's how most cults get started

>>92444578
>You will honor us once more with your presence

As she was talking to a statue. Who was she trying to deceive here?

>>92444684
I don't know. It kinda made sense. Practically everyone has seen Aku. He's quite big.

>>92444830
For you

>>92437706
There is no future in being a furfag.
You must become a pilot or a warrior of change.

>>92433361
i used to go to a local comic shop when i was younger. been a while since ive read any so i was thinking of swinging by again after so long to buy some and say hello to the guy that owns it. found out last week that he got killed in a robbery of the place.

I can't talk about what I dislike about the new season without some fucktard sarcastically going "Muh headcanon"