Imagine being Dipper in this scene and having to be all like

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He scores with Pacifica later and it's all good.

>>92425728
I had a dream I was Mabel, got impregnated by Dippy Fresh and gave birth to centipedes.

>>92425728
Pretty good familia.

>>92425762
Are the centipedes because of Dipper, or Mabel?

>>92425794
What's familia mean?

>>92425889
I dunno, if I put any stock into dream analysis it might be because I am afraid of relationships and fear childbirth and my insertion as Mabel implies unresolved issues with my sister so in a way it's both as conception would have required both Mabel and Dippy Fresh to be part centipede.

Or maybe I shouldn't drink so much before bed.

Either way it was probably the most I was aroused by a dream in a while.

It's been well covered that Mabel is an awful, selfish person and the end of the series ruining her brother's life because she can't accept not having him hanging off her arm like an accessory.

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>>92426017
...wait, so you think that dream is your sister impregnated you and you giving birth to her centibabies? How did you even reach that conclusion?

>>92426119
>>92426017

Inquiring, frightened, and aroused minds want to know!

>>92426017
Maybe it's because the stuff in the bubble was actually made of bugs

>>92426017
Why aroused?

>>92425748
I suppose

>>92425728

See this right here is why I reject any version of their relationship which doesn't involve Dipper wanting to get in Mabel's pants. Nobody would tolerate this much bullshit from someone without at least the ambition to fuck them.

It took WAY less from my sister than this for me to never speak to her again.

>>92425728
do you have some kind of dissociative disorder?

>>92425728
Mabel is a cunt, we all know this.

>>92425748
Post more Pacifica

>>92425728
>WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

When will the butthurt end. It's been over a year. Move on

>>92430414
It's a meme

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>>92425748
If by some weird turn of events the show comes back or gets a reboot, I hope they replace Mabel with Pacifica. She would be more competent, likable, and have a much more interesting relationship with Dipper than Mabel ever did.

>>92430666
Mabel's the most popular character in the show, if anyone is getting replaced it'd be Dipper

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>>92430688

>>92427348
Why do you ask?

>>92425762
I had a dream Kronos the titan of time cut my tiddy open with his sickle and acidic sperm started spurting out the cut and bubbling and it hit has face and he screamed and turned tail

>>92430666
I want a show like Gravity falls,but no retarded sibling drama. Like X-Files but cozier with two eager children

This is why it's best not take cartoons too seriously, even the ones that seem pretty good

>>92430893
>>92430414
>>92427348
>>92428305

The original post is a variation on a copypasta about Jamie Lee Curtis

>>92430666
So how would you explain Mabel's absence?

>>92431144
Her interests have changed, she doesn't have the scale of thought to care about chaos demons and phenomena because she'd rather go moon over any cute boy she sees. Dipper developed a more adult mindset fever the show, but Mabel stayed a little shit the entire time and would probably still be the same little shit in her teen age years. She'll just be a minor character with screen time appropriate for her characterization, like Wendy was.

>>92431268
sounds about right

>>92430666
Look, I'm not a fan of Mabel but you Pacificucks are unbearable at times.

>>92431379
Would you prefer Wendy, then?

I said this in another thread, but I sorta think GF might've worked better if Mabel didn't exist and the show was just about Dipper being a kid sent by himself to Oregon for summer. In hindsight, she ultimately added very little except for some tryhard cuteness and quirkiness.

>>92431379
I believe you just posted something similar in the other GF thread

>>92430688
Fucking normies.

I mean, she's abusive and manipulative and is also completely lack any self-reliance, how can they admire it?

>>92431401
It would be nice to see her get a little more characterization, but let's be honest, It would just turn back into those "Dipper Pines over Wendy" episodes, and those always sucked.

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>>92430666
>>92425748
Pacifica was a generally unfunny, uninteresting character, and most of her episodes were complete shit. For every NWMM you had a Golf War, Double Dipper, and Irrational Drumpf.

>>92430562
Well it's a fucking shitty meme

>>92431581
Those four episodes are basically the entirety of her screentime

>>92431592
I think it's based on one about Ahnold

>>92431581
Beside double dipper those were fine episodes.

Golf War was even a decent Mabel episode.

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>>92431581
>Golf War, Double Dipper
Needed to establish a character so she could grow and change from it. Starting out nice and sweet is less impactful than a bitch taking a good look at herself, deciding that she wasn't to change, and rising to the occasion
> Irrational Drumpf
Nigga the fuck you talkin bout?

>>92431667
>>92431022


>Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>92431675
What was wrong with Double Dipper?

>>92427004
That pussy must be magical for him to put up with that bullshit.

>>92427004
You can watch the series with the assumption that Dipper and Mabel are secretly in love with each other, and nothing really contradicts this

>>92431879
He didn't gangbang Wendy or Mabel with his clones at the end.

But seriously, it was another Dipper crush episode, which is shit becuase you know it's not gonna go anywhere, and Dipper's right at that mark of too cowardly to ask and get it over with and too persistent to bury it and let it die. Whenever you saw Wendy, there was a fifty percent chance that the episode was going to be a huge waste of time where the joke is that Dipper drops spaghetti.

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>>92431952
I do that. It's fun.

It's not really that Mabel is that bad as a person, she's fairly average at it. It's that every time she does something stupid or indulges into her vices, instead of progressing reasonably, narrative breaks down to validate her.

>>92430666
Pacifica's blush and nervous eyes really seal the deal with this pic.

God, could the mods start banning this shit? It's not like the show is ever coming back.

>>92431595
Is there a full porn comic that goes with that?

>>92430879

I'd watch the hell out of that...

>>92431595
>Pacifica's ass and legs being that thicc
Listen, I love Thicc as much as the next guy, but not every women has to be that way. Pacifica would by beautifully thin and lean, with enough meat on her bones to show that she's not malnourished and can handle Physical activity, but not so much that she could be called chubby.

>>92435690
That artist draws every thigh and ass that exact same way at the exact same angle, so I think that's just his fault.
It's when it's Pacifica that I like.

>>92432016
Yeah, but it also had the best execution of clones in a cartoon I've ever seen so that makes up for it.

>>92425728
Stinky hat!

>>92430414
>Why are things becoming so infamous
>Why people complain about infamous things!
>WAAAAAAAAGHHH

>>92429806
She also has cute feet

>>92425762
last night I had a dream my dandruff got real bad again and my friends found out

>>92436007
True, I do like how they all worked towards a greater good and avoided the Prima-donna "I wanna be the original and get all the good stuff" routine that clone stories usually do. The only reason the fought at all was because they thought that the Dipper Prime and gone looney and was no longer fit to serve their common goal.

>>92430666
Mabel is by far the most popular character on the show with normies and kids which is the demo Disney would actually care about while only perverts on 4chan they would probably rather avoid care about Pacifica.

>>92437883
What did they think?

>>92438460
>Mabel is by far the most popular character on the show with normies and kids
Citation needed. Not for the kids part, I don't doubt that. Kids always have shit taste and don't understand why certain traits are insufferable in others, but I imagine the Normies would find her constant unbreaking optimism and forced quirky cuteness grating after a while, especially after wierdmageddon where she still somehow avoids the apocalypse unscathed.

>>92440144
Do you mean avoiding being called out for causing the apocalypse, or avoiding suffering the effects of the apocalypse while literally everybody else does?

>>92440235
The latter, although the former is just as good a criticism.

What Mabel did is not that bad (But it was bad) and only got so far due to unexpected involvement of triangular satan.

But the fact that it's Dipper who had to mend his ways is quite frankly absurd. It's a long trip from Time Traveller's Pig, but at least there Mabel was sorta right. But pattern of emotional abuse carried on.

>>92440310
To be honest, while the former annoyed me for obvious reasons, the latter also annoyed me for reasons I can't really put my finger on

Honestly I wished Dipper and Mabel came to a compromise instead of Dipper again giving his sister everything she wants at his own expense. Like maybe Mabel could do something heroic to help save the day and after Weirdmageddon Ford could offer them both the apprenticeship.

>>92440483
The fact that she, the catalyst for the whole event, never had to to experiece or witness true defeat and hopelessness of the horror that she had wrought?
That fact that when Dipper made a deal with Bill, he got completely fucked and Bill didn't even uphold his end of the bargain, but when Mabel made a deal with him, she got her own personal pocket dimension to play in?
The fact that Pain, shame, and suffering for ones mistakes are vital parts of human growth and development (especially during childhood) and that by denying Mabel those experiences and only lightly slapping her on the wrist when she does awful things, they are keeping her from ever learning any real lessons, ensuring that she'll grow up from a naive brat into a witless bitch?
Take your pick, there's plenty of good reasons for why it's awful.

>>92440778
Yeah, sounds about right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXdltJ3KuPE

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>>92427004
Most siblings don't really love each other. They feel a familial bond, but they otherwise just tolerate each other's existence. When someone is a source of annoyance or jealousy throughout your formative years, it's tough to bond with them, but you've got a Stockholm relationship because you know they'll stick around. My sister is my best friend, she'll be taking on the duties usually meant for a best man at my wedding. I don't hate Pinecest, it's just a silly ship for most people, but those who think the actual relationship in the show can be read in such a way make me feel a twinge of disgust.

What you're experiencing is the same thing fujos feel when they look at a strong bond between men, fail to understand it, and conclude that they'd make perfect lovers.

>>92441221
pic related?

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>>92441680

>>92441705
Neat

>>92441705
ghibli

Mabel a shit

>>92442594
test what?

>>92442578
>>92441705

Pacifica seems like the kind of girl who would start smoking before she turns 18, but she'd be hot enough for that to be alright.

>>92425728
Fuck Dipper. He was a boring nothing character. Stan's where it's at

>>92442817
>He was a boring nothing character

How so?

>>92442817
Really, Stan was the only character who could be either effectively funny (unlike Dipper or Ford) or effectively serious (Unlike Soos or Mabel) when the situation called for it. (Wendy couldn't really be either.)

>>92442830
He was like plain white rice or a room temperature glass of water

>>92442897
Because he was the protagonist. 4 times out of 5 they're the blandest character.

>>92442853
I agree. You could remove any other member of the Mystery Shack and not miss too much. Stan carried this show on his back

>>92442897
Pretty much his only notable personality traits are "pathetic hapless nerd."

>>92442922
Doesn't make it any more fun to watch him. I find it weird with these shipping threads and threads going on and on how he doesn't get more respect. Is this that anime shit where everybody is self inserting into Dipper?

You people worry me.

>>92443026
Why?

>>92425762
>>92430858
>>92437883
Last night I had a dream my boss scheduled me three day off this week so I could finally catch a break after a month of picking up the slack for my sick and missing coworkers and then woke up feeling really disappointed.
And then I checked the schedule and I was even more disappointed since I only get Saturday off.

I miss when my dreams were about random insane shit like fire breathing nazi rollercoasters and being in a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Not life.

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>>92442817
>Stan's where it's at

Stan is the usually unrecognized by fandom, only truly realized character from the series.

Only character whose character arc was complete. Check.

Only character who functions dramatically and comedically as you said. Check.

Stan was the best and only truly successful character from this show.

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gravity falls ending sucked and alex hirsch is a hack

So does every Gravity Falls thread devolve into a pseudo general sooner or later?

I keep hearing people say they hate the ending, but they seem to never really say why

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>>92442953
>pathetic hapless nerd
Nigga he actively searches out dangerous monsters and spirits, sometimes having to confront and defeat them through use of their weaknesses, actively tries to learn about the crazy shit around him to protect himself and others, and jumped into the eye of a giant fucking robot to save his dumb bitch of a sister. What more do you expect of a thirteen year old boy, to be slicin and dicin like Samurai Jack?

>>92443349
All I'm saying is that that's what the show treated him as

>>92443334
Mabel is a cunt for ruining Dippers life. She never pays the consequences

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>>92443334
Then Try reading the rest of the thread you goof.

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>>92443272
Stop trying to get Alex to make another season, Russia. Find a new show.

>>92443349
See that should be awesome. Somehow Dipper is boring as fuck to watch. And it's not because he's the protagonist, there's tons of other shows with likeable leads

>>92443334
Dipper's cheeks

>>92443416
It's because half the season one episode were about Dipper's crush on Wendy, during which, all his awesome and competent qualities are lost to Plot hole, and he just becomes a pathetic hapless nerd. That and they always play up the Nerd part being central to his identity a little too much.

>>92443334
>gay robot battle thing
>rushed as fuck ending with stan going back to normal

>>92443522
I mean you can have a interesting charismatic nerd character

>>92443334
>the first half of the finale arc is almost entirely devoted to finding and rescuing Mabel, even though she turns out to be in literally zero danger
>she barely does anything in the second half

>>92443676
Examples

>>92444001
Dexter, Edd, Blossom? Spongebob but I feel like that's kinda dubious

>>92443676
If he was charasmatic then the show would never have had to go through the "Pining" episodes in the first place (oh come off it, there was only like a 3 year age difference, that's hardly shotacon or pedophila). Although, to be honest that would actually have been a good thing.

>>92444126
I wouldn't really call Spongebob a nerd

>>92443334
It was bad

>>92443334
It's been discussed a lot in previous threads

>>92437602
There's enough for Dipper too. They're growing twins and they both need the calcium.

>>92443334
In retrospective it was our fault, Alex being so fucking obsessed with Mabel (which can do no wrong) when she's supposed to be his actual sister was never a good sign. When writers are involved that emotionally they are abound to write shitty characters, I bet Alex loved his sister but damn he must've been in hell of an abusive relationship growing up for GF to be like that.

>>92446382
You realize that Alex based Mabel more off of himself and Dipper more off of his sister?

>>92446479
I pity his sister then, either way someone was a real piece of shit in that relationship.

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What are the chances of there being "After Gravity Falls" shorts? Just a bunch of two-minute episodes with the twins video calling the Mystery Shack, the Northwests' new home, etc.

So, if a lot of people on co hate the ending so much, what ending would you prefer?

>>92446957
Another shot at the circle would have been nice. Stan and Ford could still have played key roles by being the final ones to join hands after they reconcile.

>>92446957

See

>>92440566

>>92446850
Low

>>92425728
Is this a reference to something?

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>>92430666
Watch Legend Quest, that's basically what happens.

>>92448850
A /tv/ copypasta

>>92448990
Oh.

>>92449618
Well, I do sometimes write fics that might accidentally come off as pinecesty. Would those count?

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>>92449618

sure

>>92450625
It is kinda funny how Pacifica turned out better than Mabel both as a character and as a person

>>92451184
The issue is more that it was constantly Dipper who had to "learn the lesson". It would have been more forgivable if Mable learned from her mistakes and grew as a character, but it wasn't the case. It was just Her fucking up shit; learning nothing, and treating Dipper like shit when he has his episodes. It's fine for Mable to crush on every guy she meets, but when Dipper does it on the road she treats him like a piece of shit.

>>92451605
The show did actually treat her as in the wrong a few times. But she usually got little more then a limp slap on the wrist in terms of karmic punishment, while Dipper got a literal ass kicking on more than one occasion

>>92449618
Why?

>>92431759
>the orson welles one wasnt the original
huh, okay

>>92452714
What was the orson welles one?

>>92452741
first watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s

>>92452741
>>92452805
then:
>Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.

>>92452805
Okay, watched it

Best 4chan pasta ever, all variations are top notch.

> inb4 /b/ pastas

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>>92449690
If you post them, sure

>>92453143
Not allowed to.

>>92453205
Can't post links? Just make a pastebin or something maybe?

>>92453205
I know "who" you are

>>92453245
who?

>>92453243
Tried that before. It got deleted too.

>>92453318
I'm not allowed to say it.

>>92453360
Why not?

>>92453143
For the record, they involve multiple long, tender hugs

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>>92453464
Anon, now you're just being mean to us.

You really shouldn't be banned for Pastebins.

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>>92425728
Thanks for reminding me, OP

>>92453519
Well, it's sorta nine chapters into a story so I'm not sure I can post that many links, and like I said the last time I tired a pastebin it got deleted to. But I guess I can summarize it

Mabel is injured, sleep-deprived, and feeling very guilty over being a far from stellar sister. Dipper comforts her and promises her that her forgives her, and the two embrace in a tight hug that lasts several minutes. Mabel falls asleep in their hug, and Dipper tucks her into her bed and wishes her good night.

Does that sound incesty?

>>92453585
Reminding you of the copypasta, or of Mabel?

>>92453654
You have 9 chapters about Dipper getting Mabel into bed? Sounds like it could be incesty

>>92453824
I'm saying that happens 9 chapters in.

>>92425762
Centipedes? In YOUR vagina? More likely than you think...

>>92425762
How big were the centipedes?

>>92443146
His one mistake was yelling "Wait!" A few seconds too early

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>>92430387
Very well.

You know, there's something vaguely depressing anoutnthentwins leaving the supernatural behind at the end to go back to their life of complete mundanity

>>92454510
About the twins*

Typed that part too fast

>>92430387
Why?

has this thread been saged?

>>92454510
Weirdmageddon kind of touched on this; Dipper and Mabel both leaving their fantasies behind to go back to reality together. It wasn't handled the best way, but still.

At least they still have each other.

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>>92455809
>At least they still have each other.
Amen

>>92455809
Mabel didn't leave her fantasies behind. She was never interested in supernatural or anything.

Her fantasy was having a doormat brother that would always take fall for you. She left the bubble when she was offered a real thing.