Aren't they basically monsters? What's gonna happen

>>92425547
it's going to be a Feast!

>>92425547
Didnt a single human probe rekt PB's defenses and best shit?

>>92426995
Yes.

The humans would literally destroy the rainicorns

>>92425547
>sergal

>>>/trash/

>>92428430
I appreciate that furries are so devoid of creativity that the second someone actually comes up with a non crappy creature design of their own it blows up into its own huge thing.
How hard it is to design a fictional creature that doesn't focus on tribal tats and piercings as its main defining qualities?

>>92425547
Humans after the war were basically hobos armed with sticks
Now they have technology that could easily shred rainicorns

>>92425547
The fuck is that thing on the left?

>>92426006
Not really.
Humans are an advanced civilization now. One probe absolutely rekt everything Princess Bubblegum could throw at it. It took an OP magical dog to take it down.

>>92428760
>>92428430

Thats a Synx, ya dinguses.

>>92430573
What is a Synx?

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>>92430712

http://synx.wikia.com/wiki/Synx_Wiki

Furry alien parasite thing. Its about as edgy as a Sergal but still, I can respect a creature that isn't just another sparkledog.

>>92430927
It looks like they are just trying to disguise the fact that they are embarassed about making another fucking sergal.

>>92425547
>Humans are forced to fight for their lives
>Begin to realize that they must secure an existence for their people by force
>Fifth reich is born

>>92430971

You're probably right.

I could use the same logic on tons of fantasy creatures though. Lighten up, anon.

>>92425547
They're in their own dimension.

Synxes...Synxi... whatever the plural is arn't shit though. Anything more dangerous than a child or hobo high off their balls is too intimidating for them to hunt; your standard torch and pitchfork peasant mob can wreck em.

Rainicorns, fly and have weird laser/lightshow powers at the very least, never watched enough of the show to get more.

>>92425547
the Rainicorns wouldnt bother because they've got substitute anyways (pretty sure they explained this already)

Also humans would probably be far too advanced to be fucked with anymore. If a war ever happened the corns would get wrecked

>>92432142
Yeah, the Synx species is beginner creeypasta, but they prey on the infirm. An adult man would put up too much of a fight, so it wouldn't be interested.

A synx outbreak in the real life today, for example, would get shut down pretty quickly in first and second worlds where gangs of men could just organize a hunting party.

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>>92425547

Campaign of absolute extermination?

At the very least, they should raze a couple kingdoms so as to lay the foundation for the new human empire

Rainicorns had trouble defeating a bunch of dogs. Not magic dogs like Jake, just plain ol dogs. I think the humans will be fine.

>>92430927
6ft is above the global average. That would make this a lot scarier.

>>92430561
The Candy Kingdom is completely useless and always has been. They got wrecked by a fucking penguin once.

>>92433861
>plain ol dogs

Plain ol dogs, in this case, meaning bipedal humanoids with planes, guns, and so on. Adventure Time dogs are the equivalent of modern humans.

>>92435516
>Adventure Time dogs are the equivalent of modern humans.
essentially with some things that still drive them wild like tummy rubs and snacks

>>92426995
When did that happen?

>>92430927
I'm sorry what?
I just saw the image on /x/ and thought it was terrifying.
IT'S FURRY TRASH?!?!

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>>92431003
Mankind marches in Crystal Dimension
And sings the Devil's song.
A foot soldier stands on Yalu's shore
And quietly hums along.
We care for nothing around us
And the whole of Ooo can
Curse or praise us
Just as they please.

Wherever we go it is forward.
And the Devil laughs like this:
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
We fight for Mankind
We fight for Hitler
The Rainbows will never rest

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>>92437873
We've fought before in several fights.
In North, South, East, and West
And standing now, preparing to fight
Against the Rainbow Plague
Mankind doesn't rest, we annihilate
Until nobody disturbs Humanity's happiness.
Even if our lines thin
For us there is never retreat.

>>92437564
Yes.
Furries ruin everything.

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>>92431003
The series finale is Humanity invading the Crystal Dimension.

>If the Rainicorns think they can intimidate us with their threats
>They better watch out
>Humanity's patience has its limits
>One day, we'll shut their dirty, bloody Monstrous mouths

>>92426995
Yep.

The humans could literally take back over the world if they wanted to.

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>>92431003
WOLLT IHR DEN TOTALEN KRIEG?

>>92430927
And yet there are still people that would want to fuck it.

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>>92439436

>>92425547
Technically yes.
Two Bread Tom told Marceline the three creatures that hunt Humans were Ooze monsters, vampires, and hungry looking rainbows.

>>92430927

Deception mode is remarkably undeceptive. As in, it is still fucking terrifying.

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>>92431003
I dig it

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>>92430927
>>92440553
How long has God been dead?

>>92440928
It is deceptive in the sense that they can sometimes imitate human voices, crying "help me" and so on, then when you lower your guard and get close enough, they poison you, rip your arms off and swallow you whole.
If you saw one of them flopping and slithering around, you won't hesitate to run like Hell or shoot it, and the synx hate fighting fair.

>>92437188
I like tummy rubs and snacks
Actually I think a lot of people do

>>92431003
>>92437873
>>92438120
>>92438614
>>92439069
>>92441093
I'm just imagining Humans using a speech similar to vid to justify war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-zcaJaf9w

>>92441183
Like we need reason more than manifest destiny to go on a mutant and demon purging crusade

>>92440553
>putting tits on a synx

What did the basic bitch mean by this?
Seriously, what is the fucking problem with people? You have this cool, alien thing, and instead of exploring and enjoying its uniqueness, you slap human sexual characteristics on it because you're terrified of anything that's not a vanilla bimbo.

>>92431003
LEUTEN, LEUTEN ÜBER ALLES
ÜBER ALLES IN DER WELT

>>92441183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5v6A01redk

>We'll never get an Adventure Time Visari

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>>92441276
This guy gets it
This thread is now about muti and demon removal

Post weapons you would use

>>92440610
Current human tech can beat almost everything on Ooo.

>>92441492
Mydick.jpg

By the way are the AT video games any good?

>>92441584
Pff I don't know I spend all my money on rent and guns

Hardcore drugs would be cheaper at this point.

I fucking hate California

>>92441556
UFOs were used in the Rainicorn-Dog Wars, so they could put up a fight.
Also the majority of Humanity are cucks.
Only a select few are chosen from birth to be anything close to a military, and the disease hit Humanity a couple of years after Finn was born.

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>>92441492
Humanity will black and white those rainbow freaks.

>>92441719
A single human probe rekt PB's defenses.

>>92430712
basically an amalgam of every popular furry fetish rolled into one.

>>92441837
And PB's defenses are the same as the Crystal Dimension's?
One human probe can easily defeat the Banana Guards for obvious reasons, two Gumball Guardians, and Rattleballs.
How does it go against swarms of UFOs and flying creatures that can phase through objects?

>>92441837
A single penguin conquered the Candy Kingdom in less than a day, and the Candy Kingdom was nearly eaten by primitive, subterranean fish people, up until Jake accidentally set the marshmallows on fire. The Banana Guards couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag.
The Candy Kingdom deserves to be conquered, it is the softest most stupidly underdefended prize imaginable, but the rest of Ooo is not nearly as weak.

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>>92441492

>>92442136
That always bothered me. You have the power to create life, and have had centuries to develop and fine-tune it, and you create a race that explodes when they're scared? Why would you want a bunch of wimpy, stupid subhumans when you can easily create superior beings?

>>92442223
That will haunt the nightmares of any Rainicorn you encounter.

>>92442602
Princess Gum is a lunatic and a narcissist

Of course she'd want a bunch of bumbling shits as her subjects so she'd feel always elevated above them

>>92442136
The candy Kindom is pretty strong, they are considered one of the strongest forces on Ooo.

Though, most of there fighting ability is literally just Finn and Jake.

>>92442737
t. LIDF

>>92443176
>LIDF

L-Lich?

>>92442223
>no pistol grip
>only one magazine

3/10

>>92442737
t. LIDF

>>92442957
>considered one of the strongest forces of ooo

By who?
The Ice King has nearly destroyed them at least once on accident. Not to mention that the Ice King constantly fucks with their leader.
Finn and Jake are constantly saving them, whereas the fire kingdom and the crystal dimension deal with their own shit.

>>92443266
It's the training kit, dude...calm the fuck down...
Now put that on a fucking log and lets B&W some Rainbow asses!

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As it stands right now in terms of military strength there are only 3 kingdoms in Ooo that would classify as being "super powers". Those powers being fire kingdom, candy kingdom and slime kingdom. Assuming that finn and jake don't intervene an all out war between any of the kingdoms of Ooo as for whose gonna beat who it'll be Slime kingdom>Candy Kingdom>Fire Kingdom>>>>>>everyone else

Flame kingdom is strong as fuck since, well they burn down anything in their path with loads of fire magic. Problem is their people are made of fire and can be easily killed or subdued with water. Even someone as strong as flame princess went down after getting dunked with a bucket of water by ice king. Slime kingdom would wreck flame kingdom just by using their slime to douse flames, also they by naturally fire retardant since their made of slime. PB being a scientist will most likely put massive fire hoses or extinguishers on the gumball gaurdians and candy kingdom would be safe. Slime vs candy is debatable though but it comes down to whether or not PB can do anything in time. Also pic related Slime kingdom tanks

>>92443253
> thinking L is for Lich

*autistic screeching*

>>92442602
Because bubblegum knows she can't control superior creatures. That's what happened with rattleballs.

>>92443253
Lump

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>>92443615
Flying Saucers and ray guns were used in the war.
Either Dogs or Rainicorns have those weapons.
Since they aren't on Earth but in another dimension, the people of Ooo don't worry as much.

>>92443616
I JUST CAME HERE FROM THE /aco/ THREADS MAN I DON'T KNOW

>>92441643
>Cali

You think that's bad? I live in Australia and like firearms.

>>92443616
What does the L stand for then?

>>92433817
I mean don't they wear animal hats because the monsters of Ooo try to fucking eat them?

>>92437261
first episode of Islands, the manta ray robot thing

>>92444291
>be human
>not wear animal hat
>get spotted in the day by Rainicorn and get carried off
>get blood sucked from neck from vampires at night

>be human
>wear animal hat
>Rainicorns ignore you because from the sky you look like an ordinary woodland creature
>vampires can't pierce your hat with their fangs

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>>92444086
>>92444129

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>>92437261
>>92444432

>>92444600
Lemon Internet Defense Force

>>92441095
The truth of the matter is God is a massive troll. All furry art originated due to him.

>>92442136
Well in all fairness we later learn that penguin is actually an eldritch god.

>>92433817
This, I really want to see thr humans from the islands take back Ooo

>>92441584
>By the way are the AT video games any good?

Only the DS game, Secret of the Nameless Kingdom and Finn and Jake Investigations are good.

The second game (which is canon) is one of the worst Gauntlet clones I've ever played.

>>92444938
*the

>>92444950
>Finn and Jake Investigations
I managed to grab that for three bucks during a flash sale on the PS4. I enjoyed it much more than I thought I would.

Synxes are the most autistic example of what 'that kid' would do when designing a character. Coming up with so many pointless 'quirky' traits that they end up as a complete farce that clearly spells out how hard the creator is trying to compensate.

>>92445198
Yeah ok

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>>92426995
>>92438694

Indeed as if there were any doubt

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>>92446396
>AT ends with Humankind conquering all of Ooo under an eagle banner

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>>92441153
>imitate human voice
>lure you in, fuck you up, and eat you whole
Like SCP 939 but less edgy and actually tries to disguise itself

>>92430561
>>92431003
>>92433817
>>92441556
>>92441719
>>92444454
>>92444697

Wait, I haven't watched Adventure time since they turned the Lich into a baby. There are humans still around?

>>92434400
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

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>>92448188
Not only that but Finn's mom is a milf!

>>92448291
Are he and Susan related?

>>92448188
Humans live on a small cluster of islands out in the ocean where they have advanced tech and periodically wipe themselves out with bioengineered plagues or lay around atrophying in VR simulations because one apocalypse just wasn't enough for some frigging people.

>>92448659
No, Susan is a Seeker. She was activated to track down Marvin and Finn, when Marvin fled the island with Finn. But Susan's implant got damaged and it made her "retarded".

>>92448763
Awww.

>>92448763
>Marvin
Fuck I mean Martin. That's what I get for staying up while running a fever.

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>>92448291
>MILF

That's a funny way to spell Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God.

>>92433817
>>92444938
>not conquered vassal states/colonies like any great empire

>fire kingdom thermal power generation
>slime kingdom industrial waste and lubrication
>candy, breakfast, and wildberry kingdoms food production and biotech, and furniture
>ice kingdom cooling for supercomputers and the virtual-world dwellers
>decontaminating and reclaiming the wasteland for the greater glory of mankind
>colonising the great blast crater on the other side of the globe to build the great city of terra from which to expand the empire to the stars

>>92448865
Soooo.... Yeah MILF.

>>92448869
Best future

I'm really interested in seeing where the lich plot line will go from here, really curious about what the second horn coming back means if anything.
>wont know till 2018
oh

>>92448869
>fire kingdom thermal power generation

Isn't the Fire Kingdom built on a bunch of old geothermal generators anyway?

>>92446396
Will Finn lead the charge as the human conqueror of Ooo?

>>92441095
God is alive, but this world is the realm of Satan.

>>92449548
Nah, Finn will be the Horus in this scenario, betraying humanity for the forces of Non-humans.

>>92449362
Nah the fire robot things seem more able to "ignite" geothermal activity or something like that. They created the fire kingdom and the nobles were pushing for using them to ignite the candy kingdom into a new fire kingdom.

>>92449749
>betraying

It would be a betrayal for him to side with humans who he hardly knows and therefore owes nothing to. Dogs and the Candy Kingdom raised him, they are who he should and would side with.

But fortunately, AT is not written by the sort of redditors who go in for HFY retardation, so the question will not come up.

>>92450098
The humans are his own race though, and Horus wasn't raised by the Emperor either.

>>92450175
>muh race

Horus wasn't a human if you want to be particular about it, none of the Space Marines are. If a kid was randomly born with all thoee extra organs, he'd be purged in a heart beat.
But "race" is terms that only an idiot thinks in. Horus was, however, trained and raised by the Imperium, that's why he was trusted and therefore could betray them.

>>92450098
They treat him like shit.

They can go fuckoff.

>>92451155
They like to make Finn's intellect and strength very malleable. I'm hoping he gets more "smart" and dependent on his OWN abilities and feats rather than being constantly bailed out by someone this late in the series. Elements was fine, but add everything up the past 3 seasons or so and that's a bunch of times he hasn't saved the day by himself

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>>92451155
No they don't, they're his family.

>>92451155
They're hard on him, but he is a hormonal teenage boy. He often deserves a lot of it.

>>92451450
>PB flip flops on whether he's a brother or little shit
>Marcy barely hangs around anymore like a distant sister

>>92451489
like anyone wanted to watch that shit and PB's basically the one who kicked off that shit spiral

>>92451520
PB has always cared about Finn. Marceline still hangs out with them, it just doesn't get much focus.

>a 5 minute short about rescuing a princess from an the Winter Warlock's cousin turns into the Finno-Korean hyperwar

Looks like I've got some binging to do.

>>92451636
>Marceline still hangs out with them, it just doesn't get much focus.
Why do you think that is with the large potential chemistry they had?

>PB has always cared about Finn
True but it's obvious the show thinks she's above equal footing with him. Despite their relationship being "fixed" I still think it's lacking like him and Phoebe. Finn also feels a sense of inferiority to PB as the show states iirc

>>92448703

Wow, so Adventure Time is now literally bad shonen tier.

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The Racial Socialist Revolution has begun!
The giant that imprisoned us from centuries is no more.
And if the rumors are true that there monsters that wish to attack and devour us, we must prepare.
Not only in defense but also offence.
All that remains is for the wretched cyber woman to be put to heel.
Only then will Humanity be free and we will harden and take back the world.
This world that we inherited from our forebearers, cannot be simply cannot be given.
It must be earned!
The most precious possession you can have in this world, IS YOUR OWN PEOPLE.
AND FOR THIS PEOPLE, AND FOR THE SAKE OF THIS PEOPLE
WE WILL STRUGGLE AND FIGHT
AND NEVER WEAKEN
AND NEVER TIRE
AND NEVER LOSE COURAGE
AND NEVER DESPAIR

LONG LIVE THE HUMAN RACE

LONG LIVE THE HUMAN REICH

HAIL VICTORY

>>92451878
>Why do you think that is with the large potential chemistry they had?
Not a lot of story potential. Evicted and Henchman were fun because Marceline was able to scare Finn with her vampire powers, but now they're good friends.

>True but it's obvious the show thinks she's above equal footing with him.
I feel that this has changed in the last couple of seasons.

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>>92451841
>Finno-Korean Hyperwar
>Finno
>Finn
>Korean
>Rainicorn

HOLY SHIT
Adventure Time is a documentary on how Humanity, under Finn, took back Earth by fighting blood thirsty Rainicorns.

>>92451155
Yeah, because an angsty, "from my perspective the people whose children I'm genociding are evil" whinefest was such a great storyline for the Revenge of the Sith that Adventure Time should just repeat it.

>>92452212
Jake: Finn, Chancellor Hitler is evil.

Finn: From my point of view the Rainicorns are evil

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>>92430927
>>92437564
>>92440928

I've seen the Synx art... It's absolutely terrifying. It likes to kill and rape its victims, and the way it rapes you is in no way enjoyable. It eats unborn babies from INSIDE THE MOTHER. It has no bones and it can learn shit in just minutes.

It's like if The Rake and Smiledog were fused together. Imagine seeing this thing at your window, do you know how many seconds you'd have left to live? Not many.

>>92425547
That dragon or whatever really spooks me

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>>92448869

Doing anything with Xenos and Mutants besides exterminating them with supreme abhorrence...

There is only one thing to be done in the face of this lunacy...

>>92456217
someone doesn't know the actual lore of 40k and just the same tired memes

>>92447191
i find it hard to believe somethng is edgier than the NOTsergal

>>92456492
Sergals are just skinny gnolls when you get down to it

>>92456394

Yeah, pretty much...

I always wanted to get into 40k but I never seemed to get the opportunity...

...

It does make for some decent generic xenophobic rhetoric though...

>>92456602
Look up any lore on the orks and it sucks all the grimdark out of the setting with how goofy it is. The entire setting is over the top goofy when you start reading more into it.

>>92456394
there's not enough klepto raven memes

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>>92452832
Sounds like my kind of critter.

>>92456633
But that's the best part about the orks, how badly they clash with the rest of the universe. They're so out of place it's hilarious. And they still manage to be an actual threat.

>>92428430
That's not a sergal, normie.

>>92456633
Orks are no goofier than space elves that fucked an eldritch horror into existence, or those Chaos Marines who murder people with rock n' roll because it is the devil's music.
Or even the Imperium itself, which is a combination of all the worst aspects pf every society that ever existed, from human sacrifices to inquisitions to genocide to pervasive propaganda and a militarized state that is also entirely corrupt, lazy and incompetent.
The only faction that isn't baffling awful is the Tao, which is why everyone hates them.

>>92459487
GW fixed that so Tau are horrible assholes too some time ago

>>92459487
>mind control commies
>not awful

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>>92428430

>>92426995
Lets be real, Ooo is a defenseless place.

They're lucky no one wants earth