We all know The Emoji Movie will bomb. But which set of posters

Sir Patrick Stewart is shit? Well that's not very nice.

>Patrick Stewart is shit

gets me everytime

>no thinking emoji
>no tears of laughter

fuck this movie

>>92422488
>We all know The Emoji Movie will bomb.

No, it won't.

Who approves this shit? the movie not Patrick Stewart

>>92422589
Hollyweird

What the emo one's name?

>>92422488
It's not gonna bomb, it has all the memery working for it.

>>92422548
This, I mean.... why the fuck won't you give the most memorable emoji's their own personal spotlight?

Fuck this movie indeed.

>>92422488
So do they have appendages or not?

>>92422682
His name is literally "Meh"

>>92422488
>Sir Patrick Stewart is shit.
What did they mean by this?

>>92422488
Left gives the vibe that Sony realized no one actually wants to see a movie about emojis and just decided to half ass the rest of the promotion campaign.

>>92423426
No, no. I mean the WyldStyle looking goth one.

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>>92423496
Why'd he agree to it? Who's Patrick's agent?

>>92423584
Jailbreak

>>92422488
bomb? are you kidding? literal shit like this makes mad bank.
makes you wanna side with Ra's Al Ghul

>>92423165
since when is there one set of emoticons? every program has their own proprietary ones. no two are alike.

>>92422488
The concept is so shamelessly retarded I'm sure many people will buy tickets just to see how low Sony can stoop.

>>92423615
Stewart could easily retire at this point; he probably agrees to be in whatever movies out of boredom.

You could say he's just in it for... Shits and giggles.

>>92423665
actually, emoji encoding is standardized across all platforms.

>>92423665
Since the introduction of the Emoji standard?
http://unicode.org/reports/tr51/

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>>92422488
>The dragged Sir Patrick Stewart into this
k-kek, haha

>>92422556
Literally everyone hates it. Even normies hate it. The only people who could possibly want to see it are children and they don't even know it exists.

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Are these the same guys who made that sausage movie? Is there any tie to that Pacman Adam Sandler movie?

Whoever watched any of these should die from cancer. Next in line is that Lego Movie thing.

>LOOK, GUYS! REFERENCES, GUYS!

>>92423772
That's not a question.

>>92423496
Good thought, BitchBastard

>>92423845
>since when is there one set of emoticons?
>not a question

⭐⭐⭐⭐

>>92423809
Not even that. Everytime I hear ahout a kid seeing the Emoji movie trailer, they fucking hate it.

>>92422488
>when it makes 3 bil and kills all cinematic universes

>>92423746
not just that, but Patrick Stewart has said he enjoys doing dumb movies from time to time, even just starring in dumb things. I'm pretty sure he actually does voice Director Bullock in American Dad at least in his initial appearances.

He's also a pretty big fan of Beavis and Butthead.

>>92423892
No, you uptalking piece of shit, I'm talking about your non-answer question.
But hey, keep writing like a Facebook teenager if that's your thing, maybe you'll manage to qualify as Emoji Movie's target audience.

>>92424102
b8

>>92423809
I was in the theater and before Lego Batman, they played a trailer for the emoji movie and when that big fucking yellow ball faded in I heard a lot of groans. I don't think this movie is going to do well.

>>92424053
>Patrick Stewart probably had more fun recording for the emoji movie then anyone going to see it will

>>92422488
>yfw they moved this piece of shit to your birthday.

>>92422556
It's so widely hated that Sony had to disable the like bar on it's trailer.

They didn't (and still haven't) even done that for Ghostbusters.

>>92424256
happy birthday

>>92422556
The only reason Sony hasn't shitcanned it yet is because if this flops, then Sony movie pictures is finished.

This movie will be remembered as the flop of our generation. As the one thing that is remembered as a universal failure. The only publicity it gets is commentary on how awful it looks.

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>>92424102
>this nigger is actually trying way to hard

>>92423845
I bet you get triggered

when you see

"""reddit""" spacing

Did Sony make even one good movie in the last decade?

>>92425288
Last of Us

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>>92425396

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This thing is actually fucking scary.

Like, I can't even look directly at it.

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>>92425453
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

>>92423792
>dragged

he has openly said that in his attempt to approach acting to include wealth of variety in his roles

"poop" was just one he couldn't turn down

>>92423792

It's a British thespian tradition to never turn down a decent paying gig.

It's the same reason that Christopher Lee was in so much dross

>>92422488
the ones with the actor's name is worse. its the studio saying there is absolutely no way that the movie stands on its own legs and it can only ever rely on the names of the actors.

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emojis movie is shit we know that shit but all of you will watch it just to see how shitty is .

So this is going to be the thing that finally gets Sony to sell off their movie division, right?

>>92423426
To be precise ,it's Gene Meh.Meh is his family name.Kill me

>>92422488
>"the emoji movie" aka shit
>happens

>>92422488

The one where he's pushing up the side of his mouth to smile is a bit cute, though obviously it's been done.

>>92422488
The left set is worse.

I don't need to be reminded that Patrick Stewart is in this garbage.

>>92425626
>So this is going to be the thing that finally gets Sony to sell off their movie division, right?
Well, officially they said they are counting on it.

There is still that new Jumanji movie, but I don't think even Sony Pictures expected much from it.

More likely would be The Dark Tower. But it is 50% odds it is liked.

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>>92425453

>>92425601
It's like Sausage Party.

Sure I'll watch it, but I'll be damned if I pay for it.

>>92424189
Could be, but if he had fun doing it, it does suggest that the movie could be fun. As in it doesn't take itself seriously, which is probably the only way it won't be terrible.

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>>92425453
why boner
>>92425777
is there porn for this

>>92422488
What the hell do the characters need legs for? I can't help but think the characters are designed like this because the storyboarders thought it was boring to draw or something.

>>92422589
The jews.

>>92427523
>Wherever I am, I must also redpill

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>>92425453
Look at those fucking lips.

Look at that generic ditzy bimbo look.

I want to grab her head(body?) and face(body?)fuck her until her lipstick is thoroughly smeared and her makeup is ruined. Then i'll force her down and hold her there as I cum in her throat and her bloodshot eyes, full of tears, roll into the back of her head.

Seems like Sony went back to square one on the promotional drawing board because they panicked after the 1st trailer reaction. Remember, panicking can create bigger mistakes. First problem is that they look WORSE without the limbs. For gods sake, that new Poop Daddy poster makes him look like a fucking plush toy on a solid colored background. Second problem is that the original logo looked better. Third problem is the poor contrast and background color choices. The contrast is horrendous and completely unattractive to the eye. The first set of posters had good color contrast.

>>92422488
Did they desaturated or put them in the filter? The left look worse.

>>92422488
That big brow line on the hand is kinda grossing me out for some reason

>>92422488
The set on the left looks like cropped porn.

>>92422488
One thing that weirded me out that in some of the trailers they do show that these emojis apparently can and do have kids. So that implies that they age and die naturally even thou they are part of a app

>>92422488
The crazy happy one could be a horror movie. Christ that is a disturbing fucking image.

>>92422488
>TJ Miller is Meh

>Patrick Stewart is Shit

FUCKING TOP KEK

>>92428269
While we're at unfortunate implications,the emojis in-universe raison d'etre is to parked in cubicles and make one facial expression ad vitam aeternam. What a shitty life !

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Like OP's mom, the definition for emoji is very loose.

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>>92429301
Two Gazelles...Ah Ah Ah.

>>92427937
What fucking throat?

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>>92425777
wait a minute

What a horrible time to be alive.

Emoji Movie is the most lazy title ever. Why didint they name it anything different?

>>92429509
they almost did

>>92422488
No fucking way those posters on the left are real
That's the shittest fucking text job imaginable. The font is horrible, the positioning is messy and amateur and the contrast with the background is too low

>>92429509
Wasn't it subtitled Express Yourself or something like that?

>The Emoji Movie will bomb
no it won't and that's the sad thing about it

>>92429509
because they need to get kids and parents to go see it

>All these people who don't understand bad publicity is still publicity especially now that the concept of "so bad it's good" couldn't be any more widespread

Will people enjoy it unironically? Probably not. Will it make money? Absolutely.

>>92422488
>We all know The Emoji Movie will bomb.
It won't. Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. I was at a mall and some kid shouted "Emojis!" and started grabbing the stuffed emoji heads.

>>92427937
But she'd just be smiling the entire time, staring at you with those vacant eyes. She can't change her expression

AS WE ALL KNOW, every kids CGI film needs a cool hip song from the Relevant Artist™.
Who will make a song for this piece of shit?

They all look really amateuristic

>>92422488
Not easy being meh and Shit happens are so appropriate for this movie.

But now there's a fresh new trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8pJt4dK_s4

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If only TJ Miller was the poop or frozen yogurt.

>>92429813
Well i'll answer with the name of the main character: Meh.It's not Foodfight,far from it, but it wont be Wreck It Ralph either

>>92429868

Foodfight is actually funny.

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>James Corden

I guess I shouldn't be surprised since these things exist only as pandering cash grabs, but couldn't they pick a less shitty celebrity?

>>92429813
Way to give away who the villain is.

>>92429956
Everyone knew that the moment they release the synopsis that was about be yourself.Of course it was going to be the perma-smiler

>>92429755
Christina Aguilera maybe ? I nkow ,i know she's not the RELEVANT ARTIST BUT SHE make a voice for the Just Dance mascot in the mvoie

>>92423615
>>92423792


I don't really think he gives a fuck, Patrick Stewart probably thought it would be fun.

You should see the shit they get him to say on American Dad.

>>92424053
>I'm pretty sure he actually does voice Director Bullock in American Dad at least in his initial appearances.

He's voiced him all the time. he never stopped voicing him. Stewart even appeared on the show in live action segments.

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>>92424102
>being this mad

>>92429813
>eggplant is in the lounge for emojis that are never used
that's where they're wrong

>>92429813
>they're already showing that emo gurl is just there to be the love interest
>a couple of yellow balls are going to have a love story
fuck this gay movie

>>92429813
>Emojis that are never used
>Eggplant
Wow they're out of the loop

>>92423792
Patrick Stewart truly does not give a fuck and he has a notoriously silly sense of humour.

>>92430253
Well fuck me,i like emo girls

>>92425396
Even that's mediocre

>>92422488
>We all know The Emoji Movie will bomb.
Do we though?

I mean, I am hoping but, can we really say for sure it will?

>In this movie, they talk about death. They talk about being deleted. One of the things I like about this movie – and I knew it would be this way from meeting them, but now having seen the movie I didn’t realize just how much it would be – it is a lot about expressing yourself and not hiding who you are, and talking to people instead of just texting them. That kind of stuff. But it’s also very much about – and I’m not going to ruin it for you – but it’s about women not needing to be just one thing, like a bride or a princess or a dancing flamenco girl. […] It’s about friendship, which I think is always important to teach kids about loyalty and friendship. And strangely it’s about family. It’s a good message for kids in general. All of these are helping develop a moral compass in children that we think is a progressive mindset, to be kind to everybody, to not hide yourself.

T.J. Miller on how "The Emoji Movie" is kino.

>That "We're Number Two" joke

Goddamnit

the human girl is REALLY cute

>>92429813
So it's a combination of The Lego Movie and Wreck it Ralph, but only the bad parts of those two movies?

>>92429813
>Don't Bring Me Down
This was used in the goddamn "Jack and Jill" trailer too and I'm triggered.

Hey wait, they're both from Sony.

>>92430425
>and talking to people instead of just texting them
Are they really gonna do that "put down ur phones" thing for this movie? Holy shit

>>92430268
The kid won't be using that emoji until a while after he starts dating that girl.

>>92422488
Fat version of Jailbreak when?

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So I'm watching the trailer via the Youtube app on my phone and I noticed that despite not showing any comments at all, the comment count said that 30 people, including myself, have commented.

Is Sony Pictures Animation really deleting comments? Are they seriously acting like this?

>>92430563
Didn't you see the part in the trailer where the kids were like "Dude, it's that girl you like! Send her a text message!"?

This movie is going to be so by-the-numbers you can probably bring in a copy of "Save The Cat" into the theater and use it as an Oracle for where the story of the film goes next.

>Sir Patrick Stewart is [shit]
kek

>>92430594
Well, we know Candy Crush exists in this movie...

>>92430597
They did it with Ghostbusters before.

Remember that one episode of the Simpsons where they watched a trailer for "Cards", a movie about a world full of CGI playing card people?

That's what this reminds me of.

>>92430605
How did she even get his number?

>>92430594
......How would that even work?

I'm more interested in THIS than the actual movie.

>>92430253
Oh if only the hacker emoji was from the girls phone and she hacked into his.

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>>92425453
Finally remembered what it reminded me of

>>92430642
http://hellogiggles.com/trailer-emoji-movie/
>According to Sony Pictures, the movie will feature a host of apps that we’re all familiar with, including Candy Crush Saga, Dropbox, Instagram, Spotify, Twitter, and YouTube.

>>92430683
Judging by the generic messaging app, maybe everybody is connected to everybody else in some kind of ignorance of basic privacy features.

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whenever i think about the emoji movie i get a feeling of existential dread, like the boundary between life and death is growing thinner

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>>92430746
That's called getting older, anon.

>>92430701
Fetish shit doesn't have to be logical. There's fat and inflation art of Jenny Wakeman, a robot.

>>92429575

>>92423809

>>92430701
Well just have her be a fat face with fat limbs attached

>>92429813
>>92430508
I guess ELO's managers must really be hurting for money.

>>92430771
Okay point taken.

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>>92430768
I'm 22.

>>92430794
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_Bring_Me_Down
>"Don't Bring Me Down" is the ninth and final track on the English rock band the Electric Light Orchestra's 1979 album Discovery. It is their highest charting hit in the United States to date.
>Label: Jet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_Records
>Jet Records was a British record label set up by Don Arden, with artists such as Electric Light Orchestra (ELO), Roy Wood, Gary Moore, Ozzy Osbourne, Alan Price, Adrian Gurvitz, Riot and Magnum.
>Parent company: Sony Music Entertainment

There's our answer. Jet Records and ELO's discography under Jet were acquired by Sony after Jet went defunct.
I wonder how many Sony comedy trailers use "Don't Bring Me Down".

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>>92430437

Kinda gives the idea regarding their target audience.

>>92430854
Well that explains that.

Apparently Christina Aguilera is in this movie as well.

http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/meet-christina-aguileras-emoji-movie-character-first-pic-w482253
>Christina Aguilera is getting emoji-fied! The pop superstar is playing Akiko Glitter in The Emoji Movie, and Us Weekly has an exclusive first look at her character.

>The 36-year-old actress tells Us that she's voicing a supercool dancer that lives inside the Just Dance app. "I love Akiko Glitter because she's just free and alive,” Aguilera says. "She lives the way I would love to express myself all the time. She's got this fun color hair, lives in this world that seems alive and fun to express yourself. You just get to move and have fun and just listen to music all the time, which is fun for everyone. What's not to love?”

>Aguilera adds that she was thrilled to join the animated film. “When I was first asked to be part of The Emoji Movie, I was very intrigued as I am pretty obsessed with emojis,” she tells Us. "I use them all the time. It's everything to me in life to express myself. You don't need words at all, just need emojis.”

May Thoth spare us from her wrath.

>>92431105
>I am pretty obsessed with emojis,” she tells Us. "I use them all the time. It's everything to me in life to express myself. You don't need words at all, just need emojis.”
turbo normies

Would've been funnier if they went the Keit-Ai route

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd85FEdJfTw
Another trailer with new footage and that trailerm usic that goes "Fireball" from the Zootopia trailer

>>92431281
this is going to be the single most dated movie in the history of cinema

>>92425453
>that grin of pure evil and sadism
I want to be molester by her

>>92429509
They want it to be the next Wreck-it-Ralph and The Lego Movie. Also simple titles are common place now.

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>>92431573
she is so fucking ugly

>>92423845
How dare you compare Sausage Party to this bullshit.

>>92430425
I would say the express yourself message doesn't really work with main characters arc of learning to accept his multi emotion quirk in the context of the movie since I'm pretty sure that one of the trailers showed that the main conflict of the movie was that the place where all the emojis live is going to get deleted because of the main characters said quirk
Because don't be afraid to be yourself even if it might destroy your home and kill everyone :D

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>>92429813
>>92431281
this is going to be huge

>we live in a world where Sony is better than fucking WB
someone just end them already

>>92431622
She looks like an evil cunt. She probably enjoys stepping on puppies.
>tfw she will never destroy your ass with that cunty grin on her face/body

>>92431665
The reason that they're getting destroyed is because the kid is also afraid of being himself and using emojis instead of writing his feelings out like a human being.

>>92431622
How would a noose even work in that world?
I mean like as far we have seen the majority of the emojis don't have necks

>>92425822
I thought smiling Carl doesn't exist! Rare cap.

>>92424102
kek

it won't bomb.
its lowest common denominator humor
it will make more than kubo but less than zootopia
it will be the new shrek, serving as a tentpole for years

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>>92431622
>>92431797
>>92431871

>Sony is so desperate they have to drop a few subtle redpills to lure few more NEETs to their dumpster fire of a show

I'm going to enjoy this in a way that doesn't require me to buy a ticket.

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>>92431917
>it will make more than kubo
FUUUUUUCK

>Patrick Stewart
And I respected that man.

>>92431984
Patrick Stewart is a thespian. He's fully aware that the movie will be absolute garbage, but he likes diversifying his roles, as well as money being money.

Christopher Lee did the same thing.

>>92431711
That's not a matter of expressing himself, though. That's more of a problem with being open in general.

>>92431917
>serving as a tentpole for years

>Implying there is enough storyline potential to fully flesh out that one movie, let alone a franchise

>>92425497
On the one hand, I wish I could disapprove.
On the other hand, if I'd done all the stuff Stewart did, and then someone said, "we want you to be the VA for a literal pile or shit, and we're gonna put that on the posters," I wouldn't be able to resist either.

>>92425798
Fallon-era Saturday Night Live didn't take itself seriously, and the cast were also having fun, and it was season after season of unfunny, awful bullshit with the cast standing around and giggling all the time at non-jokes.

>>92431937
>Three post on 4Chan comapring a vague ressemblance
>ERHAMGED REDPILL ANNUDAH ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE ANALOGY

>>92431797
Either that's a really good edit, or Garrison literally traced his Banker comic because he has just quit trying.

I don't see what's so weird about this, it's basically a modern day Toy Story.

>>92432080
the fact that there's no room for sequels hasn't stopped anyone ever from making sequels

Maybe they'll surprise us and it'll be good.

>>92423792
He's been on medical weed every day for several years, he probably got high as fuck before getting paid for 2 hours in the recording booth

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>>92425777
>>92429471
helLO, ladies

>>92431622
Is this Amy Poehler

>>92432114
At least it was better than current SNL, which honestly is a testament to how far we've fallen as a species.

>>92432245
(((things i dont like)))

>>92427523
I thought the juice liked making money though.

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>>92431281

why does the the goth emoji have a BODY?

>>92433412

So you could jerk off to her more easily.

>>92433412
4 porn lol

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Not-Wyldstyle is cute.

>>92430724
FUCK

>>92422488
Isn't this the plot to The Producers?

>>92430838
>implying that matters

I was 13, when that episode aired and I could already relate to it.

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>>92429813
they got the eggplant wrong

>>92433476
She's actually not bad....

>>92433517
Nah its a mash up of Wreck it Ralph and Lego Movie.

>>92432140
>4Chan
Your newfag is showing, newfag

>>92433813
Yet it isn't intentionally retro like Wreck It Ralph nor timeless like the Lego Movie.

>>92433476
not really

>>92423615
>yfw this is his last role before he dies
>the emoji movie ends with the caption "in loving memory of sir Patrick stewart"

>>92422589
Tom Rothman

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>>92431797
Why are political comics so horribly drawn and unfunny?

>>92434688
This is kind of disturbing

>>92434688
Because they are drawn to trigger people, not be funny

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>>92434715
I don't get it? Cats are like mexicans or?

>>92431797
>megaphone: on
thanks for labeling that Garrison, probably wouldn't have figured it out otherwise

>>92434776
>literally everybody is an animal but me
wew. can we please get back to talking about fucking yellow heads?

>>92434847
wow nice emoji you got there

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>>92434854
last one
LOOK GUYS IT'S PEE PEE THE FROG

>>92434776
What even is Garrison's ideology now? Didn't he used to be a libertarian? This looks like a fucking yellow peril cartoon from the 19th Century.

>>92434776
Pussies, anon?

>>92429317
>Just Dance app product-placement
FUCK

>>92434895
>What even is Garrison's ideology now?

Even he doesn't know. His mind's been broken, Anon.

>>92433813
I meant in reality, not the movie.

>>92434895
His ideology is to make money by drawing political cartoons. The really bad ones are the ones that make the most money for some reason

>>92423665
>since when is there one set of emoticons?
2016

>>92430768
That would only be true if this movie was popular with younger people. All indications are it's not going to be popular with anyone.

>>92434776
What the fuck happened to Ben? Did /pol/ kill him and take his place?

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>>92422488
Does it bother anyone else that the graphic designer misspelled "gimme" as "gimmie" in the bottom right poster?

>>92434776
what do the magical moon rays represent

>>92434776
>welfare queen cat has many kittens of different fur colors
What did he meme by this?

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>Popeye and Medusa got canned for this

>>92424102
Nice one m8

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>>92435049
Don't know seems like he's got some weird ass fetishes going on

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>this might actually kill Sony Pictures

No more scam movies for Adam Sandler

>>92435056
>Does it bother anyone else that the copywriter misspelled "gimme" as "gimmie" in the bottom right poster?
ftfy

>nb4 it's the graphic designer's job to catch typos
It's not.

>>92435020
2010, actually

>>92435049
they mind broke him, like it my Japanese sex cartoons.

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>>92435158
>the entirety of Sony is kept afloat by its massively successful Video Game department, which as a result is losing money so fast that they plan to release the PS5 next year just to stay afloat

>>92424102
wow what a douche you are.

>>92435264

>they plan to release the PS5 next year just to stay afloat

I'm not sure I believe that, aren't the PS4 Pro and PSVR selling a lot?

>>92435264
This.
And if the Nintendo Switch doesn't fuck up, and it doesn't seem like it's going to, they won't be making nearly enough to keep alive their other terrible divisions.

>>92430724
Goddammit anon

it's shameful they gave the girl a fucking torso just for sex appeal

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>>92423845
>Comparing this Emoji dogshit to The Lego Movie.

Get AIDS and die slowly.

>>92430425
>it’s about women not needing to be just one thing, like a bride or a princess
I'M FUCKING PISSED AT THIS DECADE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

QUIT THIS FUCKING SHIT

REEEEEE

>>92433826
>s-stop criticizing muh sekrit club,muh sekrit club is perfect and above criticism

>>92433043
They also like pushing an agenda.
Look at the human romance side.

oh my gooooood
If I wanted to watch Lego Movie or wreck-it ralph again I'd watch that
Is that what every non-disney/pixar 3d animated movie is going to be for the next 10 years? An average joe personification of some non-human world breaks character and then goes on a wacky quest to fix things and discover himself?

>>92429509
They want it to be the next Lego Movie, without realizing the title wasn't what made the Lego Movie sell tickets.

Sony Pictures is done. They're lucky Playstations still sell well, otherwise Sony as a whole would be fucked.

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>>92433476

>Not Mama Meh

Have some cringe.

https://youtu.be/f82LkpgD5r4

>>92422528
THIS IS NOT OKAY

>>92437060
Macron ! Send the navy

>>92436282
That's the argument a shill would quickly resort to.

>>92436630

pixar/disney is "what if X had feelings" what if toys had feelings, what if videogames had feelings, what if animals had feelings.. it's all same shit, but they have Disney Quality Seal.

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>>92436263
HAHAHA, LEGO BATMAN, I'M SO NERD!
Fuck off.

The most pathetic thing is that emojis are being phased out by stickers packs. So it's already becoming dated and out of the loop already.

>>92438198
Shill
Reddit
Tumblr
People who disagree with me

>>92422488
I don't know about that. bad movies are popular today so it will probably succeed

>>92430108
Deputy Bullock is unironically one of his best roles. Every scene he is in is gold.

>>92422488
Left 4 are absolutely horrid. Solid, terrible color for backgrounds and sickly shading on the... "characters." Also Happy looks like Ursula. The High 5 one commits the sin of "white text on a bright background" too, which is unforgivable. The placement of the text is just laughable too, and the characters' having TANGENTS with the text is just fucking hilarious. Whoever Okay'd those posters is absolutely retarded.

At least the ones from September have... SOME thought put into them. And they actually show that they have limbs. Their shading corresponds with the background colors too, which is at least more visually appealing than the newer posters.

>>92423696
Yeah, I'm one of those people

>>92437060
I wanna fuck that ice cream

>>92438650
reeee just torrent it you fucker, don't buy into this

>>92434688
I would dare to say that Ben Garrison has more talent that your average politcal comic artist

>>92439098
>Ben Garrison has more talent that your average politcal comic artist
MODS

>>92439171
LEFTY-POL

>>92423615
because to stay in the union you must appear in a minimum amount of movies per year

>>92425497
>he has openly said that in his attempt to approach acting to include wealth of variety in his roles

Which translates to "I'm taking advantage of the massive paycheck I get for any stupid thing I do since I'm 76 and won't be able to do it for muck longer"

Nothing against him, he's got a family to take care of so if he wants to take some tens of millions of dollars to voice a talking pile of shit or advertise some shitty hard cider he should obviously do it

>>92430781
>children beg their parents to go
>parents buy tickets for both themselves and the children
>packed seats due to all those fucking kids

it's going to fucking make a shit ton of money and it'll be terrible

>>92441552
This. With the "extra" sales for the adults and merchandise, kiddy movies can very well compete with family films. That's why even Pixar isn't above churning out shit like the Cars trilogy.

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So guys... Would you?

>>92442012
MOMMY

>>92422488
>trump emoji is the hero
>hillary emoji is the villain
hmm

>>92422528
Only Patrick Stewart can make crap seem interesting.

>>92431917
Listen, anon - I know the general public has let itself down time and time again, going out and actually paying for schlock like this.

But even the "lowest common denominator" seems to think this movie is nonsense. It might get pirated at record numbers but people actually going out and seeing it?

>>92424053
His appearance in Extras was awesome.

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>>92435049
If you can't beat them
Join them

That and I think he accidentally red pilled himself

Honestly when /pol/ gets its weaboo nazi mojo going shit gets real. It's both amazing and somewhat terrifying

I'm just glad to be part of this rolling shit show

>>92434891
Pepe belongs to us now

>>92434776
Describes the way the California government works perfectly
Still a beautiful state. Wish the gun laws didn't suck so much
T. Californian

>>92434891
Holy fuck he has the clover in his hat
What did /pol/ do to him?

>>92433476
Why does she wear the clothes?

>>92424899
well you know what they say, there is no bad publicity!

>>92442012
How?

>>92425795
so you are gonna pirate it too then?

>>92435410
Not really why but a pro when you can get a PS4 at a cheaper price plus there is word of a PS4 slim with the same memory as the pro planned for release and I really don't know how well there VR is doing.

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>>92446672
dick sucking lisps

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>>92431622
>She will never kiss you
>She will kick you in the balls
>She will never bite your dick off
>She will never hang you by the gallows while you bleed out the dick hole of your dick's hole
Well.