If you could have one type of power excluding omnipotent,

>>92422303
Nigh-omnipotence.

The ability to slow down time by exactly 60 times the normal amount. I really just want to sleep more easily, sleep for ten minutes, have a full ten hours rest, get back to life.

>>92422303
Bone armor
like really strong bone armor

reality warping

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>>92422303
The power to have all the powers. Except omnipotence, of course.

>>92422456
This, then I change OP's premise and make myself omnipotent.

>>92422456
This

>>92422376
You can transform into a horse god?

Intangibility. But like the intuitive Kitty Pryde kind, not the use it and fall to the center of the Earth kind.

Or like a low grade regeneration. Just enough that I can stop being careful.

>>92422303
Spider-Powers
I want to throw cars AND get biches.

Shapeshifting

Pretty much the ability to go anywhere and see anything whether that be supermans invulnerability or the power cosmic I don't really care.

I still think I'd be fucking creeped out by going to the bottom of the ocean and shit for a little while though.

>>92422605
So like... Mystique shape shifting or Alex Mercer shape shifting?

Or Beast Boy shape shifting?

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>>92422303
teleportation, flight, or super speed.

Or gaining super Devart tier dragon powers would be cool too.

>>92422531
that's neigh-omnipotence.

Reality warping, so i could travel from A to B without the downsides of speed powers.

Time stop, that's it. I want to stop time for an indefinite amount.

Something that would help me steal from big banks

I just want to be able to fly like Superman. Wings would be too cumbersome and hard to hide, and teleportation is cool, but then requires knowledge of destination so you don't accidentally BAMF into a wall or person.

It doesn't have to be Superman style flight either; a power ring or something like how Captain Marvel can fly by using the absorbed energy to provide enough lift would also work for me.

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Power Cosmic on the scale of a Herald of Galactus.

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>>92422303
If I could be honest probably Hammer head ability. I think being able to smash my head through anything would be good enough for me. I don't really care how it would make me look, so I'm fine with a 5 head.

The power to subtly adjust events so that they always end up in my favor. So Longshot's power without the selfish clause.

Long-range super strong aerokinesis.
Fuck around with air pressure to prevent natural disasters, flying, don't like somebody/someplace tornado time, crush things with air pressure, can probably negate sounds, etc. etc.
tons of possibilities

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>>92422303

Summon Skeleton Horde

>>92422303
Cartoon physics. I never get bored of life, everything is within arm's reach, I never truly feel pain, and I'll someday go out in an extreme way that's satisfying for all who get to see it

>>92422641
Morph or plastic man

>>92422303
Is luck a power? It's a form of low-level reality warping I guess.

>>92423162
>I'll someday go out in an extreme way that's satisfying for all who get to see it
Or you just stop existing out of nowhere and upset everyone who wanted to see how you finished.

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Expanding dong

>>92422303
The power to instinctively know how to build super science gadgets and weapons.

>>92422467
God damn it cartman

>>92422303
Healing and curing sickness and injuries

>>92422531
underrated post

>>92424183
Fuck off, Jesus. We're an atheist horse forum.

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>>92424281
Hey, man, being able to heal is awesome

Telekinesis

It is a good all around power. Flight, force fields, lift heavy things, etc

Though it still leaves some challenge in life.

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>>92424337
We only believe in one healing power around these parts.

Reality warping or thermokinesis

>>92422303
The ability to give myself every single power.
Then I would give myself omnipotence from my power.

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>>92422303
Perfect transformation. Transformation has always been my dream power, and this version would give me all the powers and abilities of whomever or whatever I copy.

Bonus: If I also get the ability to transform others into whatever I want, I become unstoppable. You can't very well kill me after I've turned you into a pebble(or if I'm feeling particularly sadistic, an eraser that I slowly use up overtime)

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>>92424473
>or if I'm feeling particularly sadistic, an eraser that I slowly use up overtime

>>92422303
Complete and absolute luckiness. Not just bad things don't happen to me, but I only ever experience good fortune.

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>>92424698
Does a handsome man offering to give you a free blowjob in order to give you pleasure count as experiencing good fortune?

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Plastic Man powers.

Nanomachines. Their potential is enormousness.

The ability to shapeshift anyone I come into contact with, including myself.

Be a miracle healer, cosmetic surgeon, and a sex icon in an instant.