>America #3 has only been storytime'd maybe a couple

>>92418191
not as shocking as the previous two, or maybe we are desensitized.

>>92418191
>amateur art mistake
What's that exactly?
inb4 >the whole thing

>>92418191
I guess it would make sense that superheros would have safe words since they seem to fight one another a lot for training.

Aside from that, I don't read comics I don't think I'll enjoy and I don't get mad they exist either. Why would I want to do either of those things?

>>92418191
Personally at this point I've given up on Marvel. I can't even really make fun of them any more. I'm waiting for them to die so something better can take the company's place,

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I don't really understand why the first issues were storytimed so much anyway. It's just a shitty comic. Why was it considered noteworthy?

I can't comprehend these new memes.

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>>92418423
Her butt shouldn't be cut off by the panel like that. If you're gonna include her whole figure, do it since there's no point in cutting off such a small portion. A lot of artists that have been around for decades discourage doing this since it disrupts the composition of the panel.

Also what is she standing on? Storm appears to still be kneeling but she's at a flat angle so it makes it look like America is just slightly raising her feet for no reason.

But then again I think this is the same artist that does Hellcat, no surprise it looks amateur.

>>92418525
Marketing. Try and get the rage advertising in.

See: She-Thor

>>Doesn't know the X-Men
>>Knows Storm

Rah rah black people that the author knows.

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>>92418525
Because it somehow found a way to combine every single thing wrong with Marvel's comics, in both art and writing.

Pic very related

>>92418191
why would you storytime something relatively new more than once

>>92418191
Holy shit, the artist drew a woman with distinguishable breasts, what is happening? Do things not suck as much any more?!

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>>92418608
Don't forget Moon Girl's accidental supervillain speech

>>92418191
>America's inner conflict boils down to "wahh I'm blaming my gf for a bd decision I made :((("

She seems like a really abusive partner

>>92418577
Sometimes I do wonder about that

>>92418608
I guess it just doesn't make sense to me. We usually only do it with good comics like Multiversity or the DC Rebirth one-shot because the threads autosage due to discussion, but what is there to say about a generically shit comic?

>>92418191
I think it's because this issue is less terrible than the others. It's still bad, but the issue feels like damage control compared to the other two.

I'm honestly wondering if the issue was ghost-written by someone else after seeing the damage Gabby Rivera did in such a short amount of time, but they wanted to keep her name on for the sweet diversity points.

>>92418659
From that undetailed lazy background image it seems her mom is hot.

What the fuck happened...?

>>92418763
She didn't spank her kid enough.

>>92418659
That is legit not a bad villain speech.

Too bad that wasn't the intent.

>>92418191
I know it's disgusting

didn't even come with parts 1 and 2

>>92418563
she's standing on the panel, duh

>>92418191
>She has no ass
Do you even Latina?

>>92418730
never been in a Storytime of Pain?

>>92419983
Those don't happen repeatedly with new throwaway issues. They are comics that are especially horrible.

>>92420038
America is especially horrible

>>92418608
That chick with the cat headphones seems hot at least.

>>92420065
Honestly I don't see it. Just seems to be of the same ilk as Hellcat and such.

To each his own I guess.

>>92418191
Isn't America racist?

>>92420065
America isn't so much as painfully horrible as it is laughably horrible.

>>92418738
That.... makes an eerie amount of sense. The writing really does feel subtly different.

I read the first issue for prodigy and what they did to him was atrocious.

>>92420152
Hellcat, at the very least, has a somewhat comprehensible and straightforward narrative. America would be a great surrealist piece if the nonsensical narrative was intentional.

also the art is egregiously bad for the entire thing rather than just one page that gets reposted over and over

>>92418191
To be entirely honest with you guys, hjose first 3 panels were kinda badass.

>>92420267
it doesn't really understand what a safeword is supposed to be

>>92420200
>The writing really does feel subtly different
Until Rivera's self-insert appears out of nowhere to save the day again (oh, and Prodigy is there too).

>>92420267
I too find flat empty backgrounds badass

>>92418608
"America's diverse group of brown fans with tumblr hair ARE THE ACTUAL VILLAINS" seems like a weird take to have for the first arc of a super hero.

>>92420200
>>92420342
Maybe the new writer still had to follow Gabby's general outline, but was allowed to fill in the blanks.

Like in the original version, America doesn't have to confront her weaknesses, and she doesn't look back and try to take Peggy's advice into account. She instead beats up the entire X-Men team, before meditating and getting everything right.

>>92420421
In #3 it turns out they did that to get their help and her girlfriend is ok. They literally wrote a "dindu nuffin wrong" scenario.

Anyone know the sales of 3?

>>92420421
don't worry, they didn't do anything bad and become buddies in #3

>>92420481
are they trying to actually saboutage the book? This paints her fans as villains and then casts that out after making them look like complete turbo assholes

>>92420421
Because they weren't, they were trying to get America's attention so she could help them against the PURE WHITE ENERGY creature from the first issue. Fuck, even her girlfriend, who was crying for help in the last issue, was completely okay with what they did.

>>92420525
it's more like Rivera doesn't know how to construct a narrative and her artists and editors aren't saying anything

>>92420527
again, that doesnt make sense

all it does is portray her fans as shit persons with sjw hair that would manipulate her to do their bidding and then try to handwave it away

if anything it makes them even worst people, this isnt a save from the shitshow, this book is getting worse.

>>92420622
>that doesn't make sense
wow anon you've cracked the case

>>92420660
im going to crack your head on my knee

>>92420748
with those crack detective skills of yours, I have serious doubts you could find your own knee, much less my head.

Hint: it's between your hip and your foot

>>92418659
It makes me very sad that there are Influential Entertainment People who not only think that's a good message, but find it important to pass along to Kids These Days.

>>92418577
Her name is Whor.

>>92420813
Oooohhhh shit nigga!

>>92418191
Because Issues one and two are now legendary in their awfulness while issue three was the usual kind of shit marvel produces

>>92418659
Is Moon Girl going to have an arc where she learns the value of humility, her intelligence doesn't make her better than others, and she learns to stop and ask for help?

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>>92418647
>Holy shit, the artist drew a woman with distinguishable breasts, what is happening? Do things not suck as much any more?!
Same artist. Not sure what happen.

>>92422052
>a Marvel legacy character with humility
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>92422067

>>92418563
This.

You're basically never supposed to call readers attention to the panels unless its necessary for composition. Squeezing parts off or onto the panel to fit is a shit mistake.

Word bubbles are good here though.

>>92422067
Inker on America is doing nothing for him.

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please tell me this comic is failing

no one is ACTUALLY buying copies, right?

>>92422214
we only have sales data for the print pre-orders for the first two issues

but based off that, yes, it is failing

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>>92422090
I mean, Gwenpool got told when Deadpool held her at knifepoint, and she became nicer after that.

The solution seems to be obvious: just hold Moon Girl at knife point. If she's so smart, they could see if she knows how to perform an emergency tracheotomy on herself.

But considering the writers, she probably would just perform the surgery and snark at them the whole time.

>>92420485
It only came out last week, we have to wait a few weeks for sales information for May yet.

My LCS roughly got:
#1 - 12 copies
#2 - 8 copies (3 of these were free)
#3 - 5 copies

He said he's likely dropping it to 2 copies for #4, only the Marvelfag completionists are getting it.

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Ready /co/

>>92422067
OP's pic isn't Joe Quinones. The issue was split with Stacey Lee.

>>92422403
save some for Weekend of Pain, damn

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>>92422403
Please, no more. I'm just so tired. There's nothing in me anymore.

>>92422555
Quit fapping to America so much then.

>>92420065
Why don't you just admit you've never read a real SoP?

>>92420172
No, but her writer is.

>>92422599
I've done my time

shoot, someone did Girls just last week

>>92422052
Nope, she's gonna turn evil.

>>92422625
Why does the baby have such a big boner?

>>92422668
Because lesbian moms are hot.

>>92422450
Some tactician, strapping your strongest asset behind a console.

in b4 "America" #1 becomes the most storytimed comic on /co/ out of pure memery.

Sorry, I didn't realize you were story timing.
Removed the image.

>>92418423
>>92418563

Having edges that cut off like that or overlap awkwardly is called a "tangent" and it is a very big compositional no no.

Also, referring to >>92418191 (OP) why does digital inking look so shitty
in most comics?
It's characters on a comic page fer cryin' out loud, not sprites in an 2D video game!

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>>92422610
>The Wayback Machine

>>92422750
I will go ahead and answer the question that always arises during this storytime: vivaporú is Vicks VapoRub. Yes, the ointment that isn't meant for burns.

>>92423001
>Cyclops was not right

Triggered

>>92422997
Did the writer confuse it with Vaseline?

>>92423087
look again

>>92423110
no, Vick's Vaporub is a Latino cure-all. But not for burns.

>>92422067
Dinah naturally has black hair. Why would she put in her wig right after getting out of the shower?

>>92423111
It says "Cyclops was hot not right".

>>92423139
it says "not not right"

>>92423139
No it doesn't. It's "Cyclops was not not right". the line is too thick to be an H instead of an N.

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>>92423098
god I hate time travel with shit writers....will America ever be relevant for that long?

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>>92422581
>Implying that she even holds a candle to the higher-tier /co/ waifus.

>>92423238
>This is looking UGLY
I quite agree.

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Th end

I think the major issue (aside from the self insert) is that the book has a great premise for character developement but it flips the script on what's supposed to be interesting adventures and what's supposed to be mundane character developement as we follow her life.

Her college is this wacky esoteric bubble of weird scientist learning about the multiverse, her adventures are punching hitler and saving her girlfriend. I get what she's doing but she's bad at establishing America as a person and can only go from conversation to conversation spouting how great the character is rather than give her a moment to say things for herself.

I say get her in the real world so she can actually have stories about the hippy gender politics shit with characters that at least feel like people and not just magical liberal arts students. Than I realize that's just squirrel girl and say fuck it good luck. The art isn't bad, not great but not bad

>>92418191
>did /co/ get burnt out over storytiming the first two issues?

One or two got deleted because somebody started posting aborted fetuses and cp in an attempt to block it.

>>92418525
On one level, yes, it's just a shitty comic. There are easily worse ones you could buy at your local LCS. On the other, it's above and beyond the worst comic from the big two in recent memory, an instant draft pick for the storytime of pain, and most importantly, is the degree and the number of different directions it fails. It's not JUST a shitty story with terrible art. It's also paced like a porn gif on dialup, It cranks the idiotic politics to another dimension, it invents innovative ways of fucking up the dialogue, and it brings new horizons to marysuedom with TWO DIFFERENT blatant author self inserts, in the first two issues.

And that's not even counting the hilarity of when actual, living in Latin America hispanics bitched at her in Spanish, and she was unable to keep up.

The total package is beyond just bad and well into infamy. I think it contends with Marville, and clearly out Troubles Trouble.

>>92418577
Do you think this will be nominated for an eisner next year?

Why do people call her Latinx? And what's with the 'x'? Isn't it supposed to be latino or latina? How did Peggy knew about America?

>>92423476
Latinx is the gender neutral form

>>92418738
Maybe they actually assigned her an editor. Or a team.

>>92420038
It's happened before, with Jokers Daughter and OUR LOVE IS REAL.

>>92423476
>And what's with the 'x'
Non-binary, pansexual, multisexual freedom!

>>92423493
I don't live in the Americas or Europe, but where the hell do you guys get this stuff from?

>>92423476
Some retards who have no idea how the Spanish language works made up the word (even though they could just use Latin).

>>92423523
Dumbasses combining algebra with gender studies.

I dont even understand what the fuck is going on in this comic

>>92423523
identity politics are a heckuva time, Mr. Third Worlder

>>92423583
well you're about on the same page as everyone else then

>>92423583
Nigga, she ruins a huge operation and gets away scot free, oh wait, she gets a compliment on how hot dog amazing she is. Has she even met Peggy before this? Haven't kept up with comics

I think the book has calmed down a little, and also, our expectation that anything make any narrative sense at all is gone at this point.

>>92423493
>>92423476
No. Latinx is not THE gender neutral form. It's the latest in a series of attempts from politicaly minded Americans to do so. It's not used by anywhere in Latin America. Most would not recognize it.

Even in America, you'd be hard pressed to find anyone who used it, outside of a portion of some college campuses. Gender neutral spanish gets fucking retarded fucking quickly.

>>92423583
I believe thats a feature, not a bug.

>>92423650
She time traveled into the past for the first time using her new power, so it'd be her first meeting with Peggy, many decades before America was even born.

>>92423715
"They told me you'd be amazing, and hot dog, look at you. Now go!"
This implies that she has went back in time before. Is this true or is this just another well-known character kissing her ass?

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This is Stan Lee, boy what a piece of shit, but I wonder if our wonderful readers can no-prize the events of the comic? Can you dear Marvel reader explain this incoherent plot? Explain how Storm knows what she does? Explain the lesbians? What is Vic-vapo rub in the Marvel Universe? I think our fine readers can solve these mysteries!

Excelsior!

>>92423864
Go and eat Gabby's soul, Stan.

>>92423840
maybe Rivera plans for her to go back again later in the series

but this is the first time she's ever time-traveled so far

The comic is more racist than keemstar!

>>92422729
But Monica's already out there with her

>>92423840
Peggy says she knew she was coming but wouldn't reveal her sources. It makes no sense, unless they reveal later some character changed America's powers so she'd go back to the war and punch Hitler.

I don't expect it to be explained.

It's not as funny as the first two

Just boring

>>92422417
hahaha holy shit this is amazing

someone actually made this

>>92423936
I should add, Gabby's writing probaby is like this:

>Hey America is bad ass, let's show her doing bad ass things
>She can go punch Hitler, that's popular on the twitter and the reddit right now
>She needs anguish so her girlfriend should break up with her
>But fucked it up and had America break up with girlfriend for stupid reasons
>Oh and Moon Girl is black and smart, I need to put her in the comic talking all smart
>I like the Fifth Element, might as well shoehorn that in too
>Dancing is cool. Wouldn't it be cool if dancing was the best form of martial arts? Yeah.
>And I'll make America go to school. Let's make a university named after a brown person.
>I better put in some Puerto Rican references even though I don't speak Spanish and know nothing about the culture. I'll google some stuff.
>Storm with her mohawk is badass, how can I add her to my comic too?

>>92423840
I have the impression that the liberal teacher and/or Darth Chonga (>>92423098 >>92422815) are the reason Peggy and 80's Storm know about America.

Also, did Rivera just added another plane in the marvel universe?

>>92424071
>Darth Chonga
I'm stealling that one, chuchix.

Latinx, Britix, Amercanx, Spanix, Chinx.
Am I doing it right?

>>92424154
>Chinx
I'd avoid that one

>>92423583
>America saves Maltixans from white light entity by giving it the brown fist
>Maltixan girls get wet
>America goes to fuck her girlfriend
>Afterwards they break up
>America goes to college
>Encounters Prodigy
>Meets Quirky Dyke Brigade
>Goes time traveling for a school project
>WW2, attacks Hitler
>Gets pointless and immediately disregarded speech from Carter
>Goes back to school
>Oh no, white kids!
>Lecture by Moon Girl
>Aryan cyborgs attack
>Beaten by America and quirky dykes
>Message from Maltixans ransoming ex gf for America's leadership
>America tries to port to them
>Ends up meeting 80s X-Men
>Hits the blunt with Storm
>Old future America was playing shenanigans with America's powers
>America ports to Maltixans
>It was just a prank, brx
>Help us, America Chavez, you're our only hope
>White light attack
>Quirky Dyke Cavalry (and Prodigy) arrives
>Big Bad shows up
Honestly, anon, it's pretty straightforward. Did you actually read it or are you just memeing because of what you've heard about it?

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>>92424009
>Let's make a university named after a brown person
Who isn't even brown irl, yet they decided to portray her as if she came straight out of Culombia.

>>92423501
>OUR LOVE IS REAL

What's this?

Not knocking OP for the storytime, but this comic seems really badly done in a lot of ways.

>>92424309
I'm pretty sure Ginsburg has darker skin that Sotomayor.

Funnily enough, Sotomayor U doesn't seem to have a law school.

>>92424314
why do you think it's storytimed now? It's a pretty good example of how not to do a comic. If I was teaching a class I would use this as an example of people fucking up. Than lie and say a student made it to see if any student could tell it was a professional work.

>>92424310
Absurdist comic about taking gender politics too far. In a dystopian future, people don't fuck each other but certain things, and there are groups of people that screw the same thing. Protagonist is in the group that has relations with dogs. He's putting down a plantfucker riot when he meets this blonde who turns out to be from the group that has telepathic sex with rocks. The blonde turns out to be a dude and some stuff happens that kills the protag, so the rockfucker reincarnates him into a gemstone and they have kinky mindfucks every day the end.

It's where Humphries got his "dogfucker" moniker from, since he wrote it. It's really not that bad. Just weird.

>>92418191
>Early 80s X-Men featured on the cover
>Actually late 80s X-Men featured inside

Because Storm's not allowed to appear without a mohawk these days, right?

>>92424310
it's about a guy who fucks dogs in a society who fucks dogs cracking down on people who fuck trees and/or rocks. He falls in love with a rockfucker, things happen, he dies, gets turned into a rock, and has kinky rock sex with his rockfucker girlfriend for all eternity

no one's really sure what it's trying to say

>>92424449
I've always disliked that look, personally, but then my introduction to her was the cartoon. If nothing else, it's iconic.

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>>92424310
Humphries big break. It's a love story about a macho, alpha male cop who fucks dogs. And he's the LEAST sexually weird in the entire one shot.

>>92424437
It's also Humphries' best work. I think it's a storytime of pain standard now for much of the same reasons as Girls. The combination of weird sex and absurdity.

We're due for another cycle soon.

>>92418714
>She seems like a really abusive partner
All signs point to yes.

>>92424506
Green Lanterns is Humphries' best work though

>>92422661
Why is Hitler fucking around in some field? Why would he be anywhere else other than his personal bunker during the allied push into Germany? That doesn't make any sense.

>>92424647
so America can punch him

duh

>>92424564
What kind of vegisexual talk is that?

>>92424672
This dude understands the internal logic of the comic.

>>92424647
The same reason why he was able to easily escape while being dragged away by two of his soldiers: the author is a complete idiot.

>>92424647
He's actually a duplicate created by Arnim Zola. Once in captivity he will turn into a bio-bomb and explode, taking out Allied leadership and Captain America.

>>92423376
>And that's not even counting the hilarity of when actual, living in Latin America hispanics bitched at her in Spanish, and she was unable to keep up

This sounds to funny, where can I look this up? Everytime I try to find stuff on this comic I only get links on how it's a good comic and why I should be be reading it.

>>92418191
>I'M GAY, I'M GAY DID I FORGET TO MENTION I'M GAY

This is why it took the Supreme Court to force people to tolerate faggots.

>>92418738
Wasn't Chavez's cultural tourism supposed to mirror Rivera's NuevoRican upbringing?

>>92423493
The gender neutral form is Latino. In Spanish, the masculine also works as the gender neutral.

>>92424498
>I've always disliked that look, personally, but then my introduction to her was the cartoon.

Same here, though I've had some exposure to 70s Uncanny reprints as well.

>If nothing else, it's iconic.
I know, but it still feels kind of dubious when I see this. I mean, even excluding her the fact that most of her appearances in media featured her with long hair, anybody who actually cares about Storm knows she didn't have the punk look for THAT long.

>>92420343
They were in the plant-filled attic of Xavier's the page before.

>>92424996
well no one told Gabby Rivera that, apparently

>>92423931
It reads like some white frat boy wrote it during Cinco de drinko at his parent's timeshare at Cabo.

>>92424990
I really don't see how. Nuyorican is a distinct culture itself. While you're obviously going to get some cultural crossover with other groups due to a shared language and close geographical proximity due to the urban environment of NYC, that's true of pretty much any group in an large, urban environment. Unless Gabby was spending her youth travelling through Central and South America in deep cultural immersion it's reflective of Gabby covering for the fact that she's freely taking from various Latino/Hispanic groups and throwing it together.

I don't think it's necessarily a bad idea,
the problem is that it should have been brought up in the first issue instead of the third.
At this point it just feels like an asspull.

>>92425040
Well duh, she can't actually speak Spanish because her mother didn't teach her

I can;t enjoy comics without a male power fantasy character

but whats more distressing is that Maerica is written like a male power fantasy character not a female

>>92426305
Anon are you having a stroke?

Do you need any help?

>>92420303
>In BDSM, a safeword is a code word, series of code words or other signal used by a submissive or bottom to unambiguously communicate their physical or emotional state to a dominant or top, typically when approaching, or crossing, a physical, emotional, or moral boundary.Some safewords are used to stop the scene outright,

She saying that if the fight gets too intense she can bow out.

>>92426426
>two reasonable typos

you aren't witty

>>92426434
it's supposed to be a word so nonsensical/non sequitorial that it would never come up in a "normal" interaction, thus immediately signifying its usage as a tapout. THUNDERCLAP sure seems like something that might come up during a normal usage of the powers of someone named STORM.

>>92420237
Completely agree, I'm still none the wiser as to any gist to this plot. Is the writer just throwing random ideas into each issue hoping something resembling a tangible thread to a story develops?

>>92426483
but america implies it's dirtier than that

is america dumb?

>>92426581
yes America is dumb, but safewords are generally reserved for sexual encounters

>>92423156
No anon no. It's 'hot' if it was 'not not right' it would be the same as saying 'Cyclops was right' kind of redundant.

>>92423501
Our Love Is Real is a literary masterpiece, take that back.

>>92423493
Oh fuck off

>>92424154
>Chinx
Kek.

>>92422052
What you're saying is she's little girl version of Tony Stark and needs to fall at the bottom of her own bottle?

>>92422417
i still love how Felicia knows that even after the shit she's been dragged through recently, she's still too good for this shabby crap.

I hope some brown people are bashing it, because any criticism from whitey will fall on deaf ears.

>>92423224
>literally needs child like positive comments to keep fighting
SAFE SPACE UNIVERSE! FUCK THIS UNIVERSE!

>>92426902
/co/ keeps saying Latin Americans were calling her out in Spanish for her shitty Spanglish and she had no idea what they were saying

these reports have yet to be substantiated

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>>92426685
>kind of redundant
Hopefully like everybody employed in the production of this comic, in the not too distant future.

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>>92426930

That would be so hilarious if it were true.

>Thank you for your kind words in our native language mi gente!

>>92425067
Max Payne 3 has better understanding of culture and its just killing people.

>>92422052
Even if she does in her own ongoing, no one else will take that on board

The people who write guest starring Moon Girl don't actually read Moon Girl. They saw online comic gossip rag headlines saying "Smartest Girl In Universe" and that is the sum of their knowledge.

>>92426685
it's ~*ironic*~

>>92427002
that's also most of /co/, to be fair

>>92427001
>and it's just unskippable cutscenes that look like garbage compared to cool comics cutscenes from the first two games

I'll shut my inner /v/ermin up now.

>>92427014
While that is true, most of /co/ isn't writing comic books. It's a greater problem for Marvel writers to not know Marvel comics than it is anonymoose people on a malaysian banana farming forum.

Lets be honest, if not for the advertising over the "smartest person in universe" thing, no one on /co/ would have cared.

>>92427032
Well you aren't wrong. Dang this could use that touch. But they'd never be able to master modern noir dialog.

>>92423040
Argentina confirmed for nonwhite

>>92427067
That's Nicaragua, not Argentina

>>92418563
This cannot the same artist as Hellcat, but it seems to be aping that style at least. Still miles better than the crap that is put into Gwenpool these days

>>92423710
>Gender neutral spanish gets fucking retarded fucking quickly.
Same with gender neutral English.

>>92427219
not really since English doesn't gender every single noun

it only gets retarded if you're autistic about "they" as a singular pronoun

>>92423238
If people could just fly there, why did she even need to teleport? She has flying powers and could probably outpace whatever that helicopter is just on MarySue power alone.

>>92424413
It barely has any kind of useful classes at all, really

>>92427067
If anything, this makes Argentina white. The writer knows nothing of Latino culture, but knows only of Latinoboos in New York

>>92424309
Kind funny, but I've been seeing a lot more of this trend of people making semi-famous minority figures skin darker than it actually was in real life.

>>92418191
Well by now it'd be 100 pages needing to be posted.

i can't tell if america is thicc or a fridge

>>92423238
The marvel universe needs another annihilation wave to hit whatever part of space these people are from.

>>92418191
my problem isnt the gender/race angle, because if a writer really wants to make a story about that then im more than willing to read it

the thing about the comic is that its all over the place. I get that the MC's powers are built that way but there's no time spent on any of the characters. I dont understand why this is going so fast

>>92422417
That self-insert in the 7th panel...

I wouldn't be surprised if it was actually scripted.

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>>92422403

>>92423238
Why do they need Chavez at all if the 5th Element Dancing Retards can do everything?

>>92426472
Maybe he's just referring to the retarded thing you said.

>>92422464
>white is the absence of colour

Wanna go back in time and slap sense into the writer's teachers.

>>92427219
Most nouns and adjectives in English are gender neutral, so it's easier not to specify gender. In Spanish, most of them do have to specify if they're referring to a male or a female (for instance, in English you simply say "fat", in Spanish you gotta say "gordo" if it's a male, and "gorda" if it's a female), which makes the x thing retarded because you'd have to use it all the fucking time and would end up making everything unintelligible.
And besides that, it's just something you can do on writing. There's no way to pronounce "latinx", so it's even more stupid and pointless.

>>92418659
>This lecture she's given includes her arguing that she should be able to vote because she's smart, even though she's so young

>A black girl is arguing for literacy tests for voting

>>92429126
And the creature is Pink.

>>92422426
I actually really dig this costume.
Shame.

>>92429833
Yea its a great legacy costume. Shame its in a pile of garbage.

>>92422540
I mean, I'm not taking anything away from Sotomayor here. It's an astounding feat to be on the supreme court. But is there a single reason why there would be a university for a current Supreme Court judge?

>>92422052
She actually already had that arc

>>92418191
>America is literally standing on the panel frame

Okay? Just seems odd.

>>92429543
Where does it say that? Because I definitely remember reading it but it's not on the page you replied to, anon.

>>92422957
I really hate panel 3 for a lot of reasons. There is no visual indication of a bright light, not even a shadow. It should really be 2 panels to show Moon Girl getting interrupted.

Also, what the fuck is that facial expression supposed to convey? She's not squinting.

>>92430357
It's like Mass Effect Andromeda. People just don't know how to draw a person anymore.

>>92422052
That's... literally the plot of the arc that just ended, anon. Like, down to the last few pages being her spelling out the morale of the story being exactly that.

>>92420065
Not so much so that it should be storytimed 4 times in one day and immediately re-storytimed the second the last thread 404s for a week straight.

>>92422288
It's selling better than Nova.

>>92424310
The only genuinely good comic Humphries has ever written. Don't let GreenLanternsfags convince you otherwise.

>>92423270
>all that pathetic SJW virtue signaling in the last letter
If this is real, he's probably killed himself by now.

>>92430357
I'm more curious about how America and Lisa are able to communicate, how Lisa is able to even see America and why a children's harness is enough to keep Lisa under control. Then again America did just call her baby...

>>92431450
Or why the fangirls went about asking for help from Chavez in the most asshole way possible.

>>92427067

I am pretty sure that is Nicaragua, El Salvador and Honduras. google their flags.

>>92422844
What's wrong with asking a person to play frisbee with you?

I would actually pay solid money for a timeslide picture where she gets raped again and again and starts to love it. The last column would show her highly pregnant and addicted to dick.

Because she's good for nothing but to be used as a cocksleeve.

>>92422464
>Literally pure white power

This never gets old

>>92430752
I'm glad it has a happy ending.

>>92422643
That sequence with the stick grenade is objectively terrible. The Germans (two silhouettes of dudes in a hole) are replaced by Americans (three dudes in a hole) in one frame with nothing to show that the world has rotated around her...because god knows backgrounds are a waste of time and 180 degree scene flips containing all the same elements are easily parseable

Does Leelumultipass actually have a meaning? As in what pieces of words and concepts did the author have to hack apart and put back together with an sjw cherry on top to make it?

>>92432835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV_eGm1qgGs

>>92418525
Because quite possibly it is the worst comic book ever created.

>>92429543
The thing is though. She can't vote. She's not a citizen of the US. She's an Inhuman, a loyal subject of Medusa and Black Bolt.

>>92429911
Author literally googled "first female latina..." and took the name from the top of the list.

>>92432835
Not really, no. It's a reference to Fifth Element, but it's not actually referencing anything. It's a random inside joke from the movie, it makes no sense here.
If I was Luc Besson, I'd sue. They even used a screencap from the movie itself, but pixelated it to shit.

>>92425067
It's page after page of SJW bullshit.

I can't understand how they talk on those SJW comics.
I'm Brazilian, but I usually understand english pretty well. But no one talks the way those characters do. The sentences usually don't make sense.

It's wrong. It's almost physically painful.

>>92420622
>all it does is portray her fans as shit persons with sjw hair

That's pretty true.

>>92420469
It's quite possible the "new writer" only changed the dialogues because the art was already done.

>>92418659
compare with Waid's Avengers dedicating a whole issue to Doom deciding Nadia wasn't going to become a Mad Scientist because she had empathy and compassion.

>>92427219
Its the difference between a car crash and a plane crash.

>>92429183
As retartded as latinx is it's still better than the other proposals like using the ampersand, putting slashes in, or using the anarchist symbol


>>92431778
This seems like the PERFECT job for shadman. And that's a phrase I thought I'd never use.

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>>92426305
Are you a Nip?

>>92433544
Man. It really IS true that /co/ doesn't read comics.
They just turned the Inhumans' society into a democracy.

>>92434936
/co/ doesn't read shit comics

except America

>>92434936
>They just turned the Inhumans' society into a democracy
Yeah, a democracy, just like Venezuela.

>>92423040
>No Costa Rica

Thank God!

>>92433561
Isn't female latina redundant because a is a feminine suffix?

>>92434936
>They just turned the Inhumans' society into a democracy.

I knew abandoning Marvel was a good idea. Fuck this bullshit.

>>92422691
>America Chavez is a Mexican lesbian stronk woman who literally punched Hitler in the last issue
>wearing an Eagle, which was a Nazi symbol
What did they mean by this?

>>92423136
About that.

My theory is that Rivera only read her in "Vengeance" and then wikied her everything else.

Because this is Early Vengeance America(ala Miss Latino Bitch), not Young Avengers\\Ultimates America(aka still a bitch, but less, and from another reality not Mexico)

>>92423840
>This implies that she has went back in time before

Time-Travel. She's probably going to travel to further past later at some point.

>>92424506
>. I think it's a storytime of pain standard
I don't quite agree on that, it was explicitly and obviously made with satirical intent and the storytelling and the character are actually SOLID in their fucked-up context.

>>92426305
>but whats more distressing is that Maerica is written like a male power fantasy character not a female

Sad part is, male power fantasies are usually more interesting. See Torque's power-fantasy in Harbinger. It was supposed to be lame, and it's miles above this.

>>92427002
Ewing pre-emptively made a patch on this whole pile of shit, and consequently Moon Girl's supervillain speech, by suggesting this was happening in an alternate universe. So this is Alternate Supervillain Moon Girl.

>>92433544
She was born in the USA soil by USA citizens, so that should give her double-citizenship. Or not?

>>92435048
the writer doesn't actually know spanish.

>>92424738
Just read the first storytime thread for issue 3 last Wednesday.

>>92435168
>>. I think it's a storytime of pain standard
>I don't quite agree on that, it was explicitly and obviously made with satirical intent and the storytelling and the character are actually SOLID in their fucked-up context.

The relatively solid construction actually makes it even better for the storytime of pain credentials. It's the greatest dogfucking comic book ever created, far and away. Random fetish comics don't get posted in the storytime of pain. It's the James Joyce of dogfucking.

>>92435535
yes, but storytimes of pain should be limited to "Actually Bad Books" and\or "Books that might even be good by themselves were them not based on characters\setting that they fail completely"

One might not like OLIR, but it's technically a good book that doesn't shit on pre-existent characters or settings

>>92429183
>There's no way to pronounce "latinx"
"La-teenks"

>>92423040
>Black people in Colombia live in trees

Between this and praying to Selena, this book is pretty racist.

>>92435599
Contexts and base concepts that are so fucked up that they're painful is an accepted usage.

>>92435701
>Congolombia

>>92435717
satirical comics are painful?

>>92435789
The Unfunnies is a satirical comic

>>92423098
I'm getting tired of these awkward, out of nowhere, motivational speeches and advices.

>>92423251
I just realized that the white light monster is an aspirant/dark celestial. As shitty as this book might be, it's nice to see the eternity war arc spreading beyond ultimates.

>>92423098
ANCESTRAL plane
beyond the multiverse

Old MAC works for FF, doesn't she?

>>92418608
Why does her (ex-)girlfriend call her by her surname, isn't that kinda distant for someone you've been in a relationship with?

>>92435162
It's also an American symbol and a Mexican symbol when eating a snake. Something (You) well know.

>>92435701
What's racist about praying to a celebrity?

>>92436122
what? America is her name.
Chavez is her surname.

>>92422052
She already did in part, but that's in her own ongoing, which no one reads (especially the writers that include her in their own books)

>>92436214
read her second bubble?

>>92435915
>I just realized that the white light monster is an aspirant/dark celestial
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>92436156
>Something (You) well know
Why you assume that anon eats snakes?

>>92431670
That cis white male just spoke to her. Don't you know that she just got raped?

>>92436234
It's... hard. I mean, I try, but it only looks like random words. They look like they should MEAN something, but bubble after bubble they keep meaning less and less, and by then my mind decided this comic had no text that made sense.

>>92435168
Inhuman state has actually declared war on the US not so long ago. US probably doesn't allow dual citizenship with them anymore.

>>92434936
Ughhhh. This is so stupid that it's painful.

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I can't believe you morons.
Its a fucking good comic, having a brown queer latinx voice in comics is IMPORTANT.
Get with the program, this is the future.

>>92430245
She makes mention of her being teh smrtest and not being allowed to vote.

>>92422732
>>neato
Holy shit how easy is it to become a writer?

>>92436256
It looks like the celestial destroyer from civil war II, who was revealed to be an aspirant. Similar design, surrounded by small servitors, etc.

>>92434936
>turning Latveria into a democracy
>turning Wakanda into a democracy
>turning Attilan into a democracy
>destroying Atlantis
>all in the span of 2 years
What in the absolute fuck is current Marvel's problem with monarchies?

>>92422417
Who the hell is panel 6?

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>>92439381
depends

>>92439721
But Democracies are PERFECT anon, they can't possibly have flaws and switching government ideologies is CLEARLY easy, simple and solves all problems.

>>92440253
>But Democracies are PERFECT anon
except when people vote for the wrong guy

>>92439721
>turning Latveria into a democracy
Latveria is a war-torn 3rd world nation until Doom puts his foot down, just as it always is.

>>92440390
Plenty of other issues too.

Any sort of plan that for longer than 4 years either
-gets fucked up by the opposition should they win
-gets rushed to hell because the current party isn't sure if they'll win the next election and want to finish it asap
-scrapped completely

So you get this situation where some issues just aren't dealt with at all because it takes too long to fix them and the government looks schizophrenic or corrupt because they don't want to deal with anything that makes them look bad when they can't finish on time.

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>>92418659
Edit with Moon Girl when?

>>92422558
>Leelumultipass Phi Theta Betas
Can someone tell is it a reference to something? Or the author just went bananas with 'space' names.

>>92441445
>>92432899

>>92441445
>Leelumultipass
is a rather blunt reference to the Fifth Element.
I think they explain that they're making a Fifth Element reference in the first book

>>92441491
>>92441465
Oh thanks senpaitachi
It's been a long time since I saw Fifth element so I didn't get a joke.

>>92429911
She actually has a school system named after her, the Sonia Sotomayor Learning Academies.