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>Eden Sher thought that Starco was a bad idea. Why didn't

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>Eden Sher thought that Starco was a bad idea.

Why didn't they listen? Why can't boy-and-girl best friends stay best friends?
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>>92411282
because fuck you and fuck her starco is cute and perfect

now read your fucking lines and gargle for the scene where star deepthroats marco
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>>92411282
The romance is clearly one-sided on Star's perspective. Marco clearly wants their relationship to be solely platonic and is already dating Jackie.
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>>92411282
Because new things are scary.

On a serious note, Star and Marco always had a sibling interaction with Star as the annoying little sister and Marco as the big brother. I can't really see them as a couple.
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>>92411282
>Why can't boy-and-girl best friends stay best friends?

Who says anything about that? The case of Star and Marco doesn't say it's impossible in general. They're individuals over representatives of their groups, after all.
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platonicfags should be gassed
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>>92412834

Can't have threads about cartoons in a javanese vase-molding cartoon forum I presume.
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>>92411282
I miss her
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>>92411282
I'm going to go ahead and guess that that interview is from some point in season 1. Probably early season 1
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>>92411282
I believe besties should fuck eachother not date eachother fuck eachother, its just sex its just pleasuring your bestie and being a good friend thats all, no romance just fucking.
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>>92412860
>14 years of development

This.
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>another not-general obliterated

welp, I guess we're going the road of Loud House not-generals
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>>92412834
No, it looks like this thread just already existed when some faggots created a new one.
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>mods shooting up Star vs. threads
Looks like our welcome is overstayed.
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>>92412900


My bathroom tile has the same color as her highlight/eyes. Coincidence? I think not.
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>>92412860
Best endgame.
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>>92412933
>>>/svf/ board when?
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>>92412918
>none of it shown on screen
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>>92411282
Well, they are for no.
But they would make a cute couple.
I guess we need an actual topic.
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>>92411282
Why is it always women who seem to be pedaling this 'best friends can't also be romantic partners' BS.
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>>92412933
they're not getting rid of all threads since this one is still around, but it looks like the not-general behavior and shit OPs have got to go. It's been months after all
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>>92411282
Nobody cares what she thinks, except transmarcofags.

>92412706
>92412711
>Just Friends was pulled for gay kissaroos

Whoops I misread the post as 'Juxtaposed Allies'.

Either way it's not going to change anything. People will see the episode no matter what, especially children who are suprisingly much well versed in internet than their parents. But even then I HIGHLY doubt they're going to be fixated on the same sex kisses, when (likely) their hearts are being crushed. Unless they're transmarcofags of course...

And here I thought the US is the most openly liberal country in the world compared to other places. You know, where stuff like this is not a big deal. Since steven universe exists and all... Make up your goddamn mind.
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>>92411282
>Eden Sher influencing shit

Starco is end game and you know it.
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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!
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>>92411282
Unless both parties are already in happy relationships, great friends like Star and Marco are very unlikely to be happy with remaining as just friends.
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>>92412995
Watch "When Harry Met Sally".
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>>92411282
It's a gateway to degeneracy. Look at the current Star vs. generals, it's a sanctuary for autism, fanfiction, and roleplaying.
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>>92413016
>Either Bobby is dressed up as Marco
>Or he's not, and that's just what he happened to look like at the time.

I don't know which would be more telling.
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>>92413000
>Just Friends was pulled for gay kissaroos
Well that is annoying. That episode is important for continuity. Can't they just sensor the fags instead of the whole bloody episode if homosexuality is that big a deal for them.
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>>92413000
its not true unless there is reliable proof that is not a youtube video.
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what if hekapoo was considered very unattractive in the multiverse and she had very low self esteem
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>>92412967
There are certain things you just can't show in a cartoon for kids. In this case it was 14 years of nonstop certain things.
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Is he the biggest in-universe Starco shipper?
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>>92413072
Oh kinda like how Jackie is
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>>92413051
There is not that much fanfiction and roleplaying...
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>>92413072

All that easier to romance her and then eat her out.
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>>92413110
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>>92413051
and tables
:^)
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>>92413072
>what if hekapoo was considered very unattractive in the multiverse
... well I guess it could-
>and she had very low self esteem
yeah no.
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>>92413064
Where can I find the new about that episode being removed?
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>we will never see a slice of life best friend show featuring a platonic Star and Marco and their respective significant others

Why even live?
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>>92413160
buggered if I know. It seems to be a rumour going around.
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>>92413183
Because we will see a slice of life best friend show featuring a not-only-platonic Star and Marco who are each other's respective significant others and that it a damn sight better than what you want.
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I heard that Janna Banana is a Filipino. Is this true?
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>>92413233
Cannon from the book.
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>all boy and girl friendships eventually end up with them together

If true, then Kablam would've had us end up with Henry x June if it ran longer?
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>>92413100
He was the realest nigga that ever lived.

F
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>>92413297
I ship it.
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>>92413268
I think it's because the last couple threads, and not just the deleted ones, have had pretty terrible OPs and they're sick of humoring that.

At least this one starts with a subject that can generate more discussion than "Star and Marco r cute"

I mean, yeah, obviously this is the new "general" but we shouldn't be so blatant about it.
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>>92411282
>thinking Starco will be canon
Leave the romance subplot to me...
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>>92413183
>we will never have an older Star wife-swap with Marco from time to time and then watch each other do their significant others like the degenerate swingers that they are
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>>92413381
The only thing I would leave any anon from /co/ with is a barrel of radioactive waste.
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She's gonna read that script for Star saying she has feelings for Marco AND SHE'S GONNA LIKE IT.
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>>92413432
This is how she gives the fellatio.
IMAGINE it.
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Why are Marco Jackie and Janna the only humans who get any real attention?
Where's my sensei fanart?
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>>92413183
W-What's that bulge on Star's crotch?!
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>>92413428
Leave the MUTATED subplot to me then...
>>92413473
The device to plant her eggs into her partner.
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>>92413473
An edit. We have plenty of those. Some of which are cuter than others.
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>>92413297
Or Ingrid and FIllmore.
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>>92412995
Because women don't associate intimacy with attraction.
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>>92413381


LEAVE EARTH ALONE!
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What other characters should I add to the cheer team here? Taking suggestions boyos <3
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I want to get drunk with Toffee
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>>92411282
then who does she want star to end up with? nobody? They definitely can't have star's heart crushed followed by a confession to pair her with no one. Is she gonna be paired with oskar? That seems like a shallow endgame. It's sort of how both jackie and oskar are made out as these cool side characters but now they're the endgame? that just feels off.
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>>92413233
Most powerful race and best girls of their respective series.
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>>92413572
Marco.
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>>92413572
Definitely Marco.
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>>92413572
Gotta be Marco
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>>92413593
Oscar "Bright Eyes" Greason.
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>>92413593
I wouldn't put Jackie and Oskar on the same level.
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>>92413570
Marco will be the last to fall victim to the Eclipsa moon curse.
>>92413602
>>92413616
>>92413628
>Marcomind
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>>92413297
This was certainly the case with Kim and Ron. They didn't even have a hint of romance up until that last episode.
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>>92413572
Janna, Jackie and Marco.
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>>92413572
I'd say jackie but idk if she can fit in the outfit
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>>92413665
Wasn't most of their relationship developed in one of the movies or something?
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>>92413100
You have to admit, best friends don't hug that much and for that long.
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>>92413155
there is no "thread" anymore. There are OPs and posters and talking about things in the OP I guess
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>>92413593
>Oskar
>Cool side character
Oskar would've been an objectively bad choice for Star. Her adoration for him was skin deep. And now she's not even crushing on him anymore.
If the show is going to be about Star growing as a person and maturing throughout her adventures.
Then at least have the decency to not promote skin deep relationships.
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>>92413715
Yes.

If you watch before the movie and after the movie you can clearly see the sudden change as plain as day.
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>>92413645
well jackie does get more screen time but they are essentially the same character, which is the cool girl/boy the main character has a crush on.
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>>92412814
I feel like Marco had feeling for Starbut quickly moved on when said feelings weren't returned. Star had her chance to be with Marco and she blew it.
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>>92411282

I guess she'll have no problems when "Marco" picks up better girls then. She won't do a complete 180, or act like a hypocrite at all. :^)
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>>92413763
But in-universe she's Marco's childhood friend.
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>>92413756
thats what I'm saying, if they don't pair her with marco or if they don't pair her at all the most likely person next is oskar, which is dumb as you've described. At this point they either pair her with marco or have a few alternatives that are all bad.
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>>92413791
Charlie McDermott IIRC has a wife, so yes.
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>>92413792
they've just known each other, they even say that the only thing marco ever did with her for all those years is do a head nod whenever they saw each other
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>>92413792
Uhh I'm a Jackiefag here but...not really. They knew of each other for a while but Jackie didn't really approach Marco until she knew that he was interested in her.
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>>92412792
>now read your fucking lines and gargle for the scene where star deepthroats marco
See: >>92413432
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>>92412814
This.

Fuck starco.
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>>92413780
During the Blood Moon Ball, Marco was more like an overprotective brother
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>>92413792
>childhood friends means you never talk and just happen to be in the same class for years

Anon, I have some bad news to you about your childhood friends.
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>>92413763
At first yeah, but the difference lies in how they progressed into season 2. Jackie is now canonically in a relationship with Marco and shows an earnest effort to make him comfortable. Plus, their time together has been fairly linear and uninterrupted. Things never got serious between Star and Oskar, and Star never had the set goal of going after him, thus it's been forever since his appearance in Star on Wheels and when we next see him, he's changed completely and he's looking for someone to validate him.
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>>92413911
Starco fuck.
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>>92413930
Also, they're not even in the same wavelength anymore, with Star just humoring him with his line about his keytar ending up on Mars.
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>>92412814
remember, jackie and maarco have been on a relationship for at least 6 months.
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>>92411282
>one (1) purely personal reason
Worth less than even crappy headcanons.
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>>92413984
>for at least 6 months
Where the hell do you get that figure from?
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>>92413297
It's so ubiquitous that every time a girl and a boy best friend don't end up together, fans complain.
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>>92411282
This is just a side note, but in season one the crying Eden used for Star sounded more like she was clearing her throat
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>>92414024
They don't know what's it like to have best friends of the opposite sex
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>>92414005
From the fact that it's summer break during the season finale.
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>>92411282
Now I haven't been outside in many years, nor do I interact with people, but I've seen enough television to consider myself something of an expert in human psychology.
I can conclude, without a doubt, that it is literally impossible for two people of opposite genders to just be friends. Unless one or both of them are gay.
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>>92414024
I think they only reason thats true is because they're so close. If either of the characters had someone else that they were really close with or had a good ongoing relationship that'd be different but most of the time it's just 2 best friends which means they'll usually have more character growth together.
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>>92413665
Maybe I'm misremembering, but wasn't there an episode where Kim was jealous that Ron was going on missions with another girl?
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>>92414090
Opinion discarded.
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You Millennials seriously need to watch "When Harry Met Sally".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8kpYm-6nuE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDvbONEzAGY


star vs was censored
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>>92413628
>>92413616
>>92413602
You are men of good taste
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>>92414073
And Jarco only became an actual thing since the school dance. Which you would think should also happen near the end of the school year. Or did I miss a Christmas episode somewhere? A new years one maybe?

Understanding the actual dates in the show is actually impossible or at the very least, the writers themselves probably don't put in obvious hints to it on purpose. I don't see your figure as being valid.
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>>92414024
>yfw Chip doesn't end up with Gadget
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>>92411282
because they kept making marco more caring , considerate and overall an un-ironic nice guy till the point where it would have been stupid if star didn't fall for him.
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>>92414191
thats pretty weird, considering it was for a brief instant ad that disney has shown flat out gay couples, even a gay couple of parents on their shows before.
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>>92414224
>girls fall for nice guys

No, anon. She was attracted to him, especially when he became a hard body in the Hecapoo episode.
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>>92414039
I actually thought the crying was fine and sort of more realistic than you usually hear in a cartoon, but I think I'm in the minority

same with Eden Sher's voice for Star in general
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>>92414191
Again. I want to stab whoever is responsible for this in the chest. And neck. And stomach. And 37 other locations.
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>>92414064
I have one. She's been my gf for ten years. I feel sorry for anyone whose partner *isn't* their best friend.
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>>92414245
Yeah, but this one kiss caused their video to explode to almost three million views on YouTube and created an actually sizeable soccer mom complaint form, to the point where they were deluded into believing Star vs. was intentionally pandering to normalize homosexuality.

From a kiss.
To a love song.
At a concert.
In Southern California.
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Why is this ship so cute?
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>>92414224
>because they kept making marco more caring , considerate and overall an un-ironic nice guy till the point where it would have been stupid if star didn't fall for him.
Actually, if it wasn't for Disney's fixation for relatable male leads, that would be the reason why Marco would be friendzoned
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>>92413984
>>92414073
Right.. and the point of them basically going out would be Bon Bon. Based on Bon Bon, we know that the dance is some kind of big deal... and I dunno about other anons, but the typical big dances I remember from High school were Sadie Hawkins, Homecoming, Winter Formal, and Prom. Jackie makes a comment about someone not informing the basketball team, which seems to imply it's past the HS football season and into the basketball season. My guess is its the winter formal (Jan to Feb)... end of the school year should be May to June... so roughly 4 to 5 months.
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>>92414191
Due to the artstyle, I had no idea those were even same-sex couples until it was pointed out.
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>>92414310
Because you have poor taste.
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>>92414192
I know circles are your thing, but marco's gotta have his beauty mark. Also, please let the skirt reveal a little more of Marco's best feature.

Still love you tho
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>>92414294
>I feel sorry for anyone whose partner *isn't* their best friend
This so much.
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>>92414310
Because Sabrina is a background silhouette, so you can make her character as cute as you want.
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>>92414294
Not every girl best friend automatically becomes a girlfriend.
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>>92414090
Hi Harry.
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>>92414390
No, of course not. But it is a massive bonus to a relationship.
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>>92414305
Well, if they want to remove literally half a second of kissing that much then I guess. It's pretty weird how companies like disney and youtube try to say they're progressive or something and let gay stuff in and then do a 180 out of nowhere.
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>>92414325
Someone actually had enough blessed autism to list a timeline of events for Star vs. by cross-referencing data across all mediums of canon, and they claim that the Bon Bon event had to happen between November 1st, 2015 (after the Hungry Larry event) and before April 1st, 2016 (the only possible date for the Love Sentence tour and Starcrushed to happen). So you would be absolutely right in your assessment.
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>>92414005
upon further reviewing seems like i was wrong on the type of event it was, so my explanation is moot, but oh well,

in the book there is the poster for the love sentence appereance on echo creek, april first.
and marco and jackie started dating from the school dance which i'm guessing is aroung august because prom dances and all of that kind of events are around the end of the year here is where i'm wrong. so it gives us around 7-8 months between the dance and the concert.
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>>92414294
>shit happens, whether suddenly or over time
>break up
>lose both your partner AND your best friend

Great job.
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>>92414169
>mfw I only know this because of the fake orgasm scene
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>>92414191
the only source they have is a fan that told them. even they themselves thing its not true. this is fake news until there is a link providing reliable sources.
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>>92414482
Some *real* bad shit has to happen for you to drop your best friend, anon.
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>>92414191
What would Nefcy say...
To be honest this is fucking stupid. I mean... we are going backwards like fucking crabs.
It's just a fucking drawing, it wasn't even kissing, it was just lips touching.
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>92411282

The cliche i hate was "I knew this guy/girl since childhood and never until this point,i show some interest, but now, because reasons i wanna be with him/her" like we are best friends since childhood, but just now i notice these awesomes atributes that i knew you have since we're kids.

I actually will like a romance between these two, because i love how slowly and without warning Star falls for Marco as she knows him better, to the point that she didn't even know it until the last couples of episodes. When they are kids, i love that kind of arc
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>>92414515
well I guess someone could check if the episode aired on TV or something, or if they show it on netflix or something.
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I don't think anyone here is actually arguing that best friends can't date or that best friends should never get together. I think they're lamenting the idea that so many shows can't seem to reach an official conclusion without making best friends of the opposite sex an endgame ship or at least having them catch feelings for each other and then leaving those feelings unresolved.
It's not even that shows that don't have that going on don't exist, they just think it would be nice if there were more.
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>>92414361
Something like this?
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>>92414482
A lot of shit has to happen with a relationship, as blessed as to be a friendship, for it to crumple. Way more than otherwise.
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>>92414314
the friendzone thing only works if you're used to having asshole exes , since your subconcious ends up associating that kind of people with love interest, while your concious strives for a "nice
guy"

since tom is just half an asshole we se star kind of friendzoning marco at the blood moon ball but she ends up falling for him later
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>>92411282
>Why can't boy-and-girl best friends stay best friends?

The sex part always gets in the way.
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>>92414310
Sabco and Britco are the thinking man's ships.
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>>92413984
>>92414073
>>92414439

This means nothing because the show has no coherent timeline and it's impossible to make one. Star gave Marco the Quest Buy car for their 6 months friendship anniversary sometime before the Halloween episode, which would mean she arrived on Earth somewhere in spring or earlier and has been here over a year, and yet in Starcrushed it's her first summer on Earth and they're all still 14.
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>>92414482
>having a separate best friend and partner

Whoa there, Ally McBeal.
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When are we going to make /sveg/ on /trash/ dammit. At least put the word "Star" in the OP.
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>>92411282
In my experiences, close opposite sex friends who hug and hold hands that much have ended up in a romantic relationship.

It's a fact of biology.
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>>92414716
>ywn see Sabrina comfort a sad Brittney who thinks it's all downhill from here for her
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>>92414653
As I said, that would be the case if Disney execs weren't so much into relatable male leads and svtfoe was more of a traditional female-aimed show, what mean it'd be a different show. A guy like Marco would have no chance. Even /co/ often compares him to harem male leads and those are made for ronery otakus.
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>>92414192
Good shit drawfriendo, try to clean up your sketches a bit.
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>>92414251
>especially when he became a hard body in the Hecapoo episode.
and then he comes back all skinnyfat and star even touches his belly in a comical way

not only that but you have to be stupid not to realize star's reactions throughout the season
a clear example is the geyser episode

finally this is disney we're talking about

so yeah, back to /r9k/
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>>92414224
What really made Star fall for Marco was the fact that he got a girlfriend.
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>>92414716
sabco sounds like someone portmanteau'd Sabrina Cotugno's name
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>>92414797
If you have all the links and information for a proper OP, do it yourself, tough guy
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>>92414752
The Book states that their first year of high school takes place in the 2014-2015 year, and they celebrated Halloween after Star's wand had been cleaved. Even though evidence is contradictory, more evidence points towards the possibility that Star's first summer was ruined thanks to Ludo's interference, meaning neither she nor Marco had a "real summer" before, and this was the first summer where they were finally at peace.
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>>92414839
She also likes skinnyfat Marco. She finds him cute like she finds puppies cute.
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>>92414608
>leaving those feelings unresolved
I mean... Whoever the main character (in this case Star) has the best relationship with (in this case Marco), that's the one they fall for. Like no shit?
The person from your friend group that you like spending time with most, obviously has the biggest chance of becoming your love interest.
That's not the only criteria of course but when best friends reach relationship status, this is why.

If the show wanted to set up literally anyone else for Star, she would've liked spending more time with them.
It's arguable whether Marco likes spending time with Jackie or Star more. We don't really know that. But at least I've picked up that Star is more important to Marco than anyone else.
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>>92414860
She wrote in her diary that she has a crush on Marco way before Jackie realized that Marco has a crush on her.
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>>92414923
Ignore the green there. Had an idea and then another idea as I was writing the first idea and it became unnecessary.
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>>92414823
nah.
it'd be like that if marco was constantly following star around like a puppy (in a romantical way)

it's a trope older than time that the moment the friendzoned guy stops giving a shit about her anymore, the girl insta-falls for him
ESPECIALLY in cartoons primarily aimed at girls
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All right, let's take bets.

Who here thinks Marco "requites" Star's crush?
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>>92414871
I'd ask for help, but I expect the same reply.
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>>92414640
God's work, circleanon.
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>>92414909
=/= attracted to fampai
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>>92415009
he doesn't, but more than likely will before the series end
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>>92415009
I hope not.
Star really doesnt have most shit go her way, so i dont expect her first crush to.
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>>92414988
see >>92414943

She had a crush on him for the longest time. She only ended up acting on her crush because of Ruberiot, Jackie, and Toffee. Otherwise, she'd leave them unrequited.
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>>92414884
If that were true, all the main characters should be 15 now. While it's not impossible, it's extremely unlikely that we would have missed their birthdays. It's too big a deal to not make an episode out of it.
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>>92414860
this
with girls your desirability goes up if other girls want you, thats why you seem to get flirted with more when you have a girlfriend than single.

look at this proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H81Qi0XhQY
when marco first comes down star looks at him with a more neutral affection, like my bestie looks so good reaction, only after she see's how much jackie is ogling him does her expression change to jealousy
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>>92415009
Eventually? Almost certainly. Immediately? 50/50 at best.
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>>92415009
If it were up to Adam McArthur, even before Star confessed.

If it were up to Eden Sher, never.

If it were up to Daron Nefcy, loads of teasing and trolling as well as a sunk Jarco ship that won't go down without a fight.
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>>92415058
>It's too big a deal
Especially among Mexicaneseses. Quinceaneras are a pretty fuckin' big deal.
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>>92414608
In a show marketed towards the young teen demographic, a romantic relationship between two characters who are close friends like this registers more than just a platonic friendship.

Because people love love and teens especially do. Why do people think YA always has a romance?
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>>92415009
Not yet, but he will, probably around the mid-season finale and definitely by the end of S3.
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>>92415009
Marco doesn't understand "love", and I'm not trying to trick you with philosophical bullshit. His whole life he's been putting pussy on a pedestal, and now that he has it he doesn't know what to do with it. Considering his parents are so far removed from his life, he hasn't figured out that they have a comparable relationship to what he has with Star, and he's wandering pretty aimlessly since he doesn't have anyone to talk it out with. Star never expressed her feelings to him, so he's never discussed it with her, and Jackie doesn't ask about his feelings when he's having a "Marco moment" and just leaves him alone.

Hopefully Rafael will actually talk to him now that this has happened, instead of blowing him off like he did while he was making pizza rolls.
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>>92413064
That episode is literally just about to be shown in the UK for the first time this Thursday. I bet it's gonna be pulled
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>>92414824
I'll do my best!
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>>92415059
see >>92414943

Also, back to /r9k/ with you.
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>>92414860
>>92415059
Nope.
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>>92415009
as much as I'd like for him not to as a grooming lesson for star to prepare to accept losses and sacrifices as queen, the fandom would implode and nefcy would probably get death threats from starco shippers so I doubt they wont be endgame
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>>92414884
The crew says Hungry Larry/Spider with a Top Hat was placed to air whenever in the season (has to air around Halloween, no matter which episodes come before it), and so is the only episode to air "out of order."

So more likely Star arrived August 2014 when school began, Season 1 ended in late October, Hungry Larry etc. happened sometime in the early S2 episodes (and Girls' Day Out too, so that Star would know Janna), Gift of the Card would be at least February 2015 (at least 6 months since Star arrived on Earth, and that's assuming the card expires in a very short time), and then Starcrushed is somewhere from April-June 2015, depending on when their high school ends the year since that varies.

There's absolutely no way to say Season 1 somehow took place in summer when almost every S1 Ludo episode is obviously on a school day. It's less than one year on Earth (freshman school year) that gets thrown off by Hungry Larry, which was out of order.

It's also worth noting that the book has errors in this regard too, with the Love Sentence concert having to take place in 2016 going by the date provided when that can't be true.
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>>92415059

See >>92414943
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>>92411282
Eden Sher has never been very involved with or into the show so her opinion can fuck right off.
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>>92415151
Thank you.
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>>92415059
Like everyone says, see >>92414943

BUT in fairness, she only get really jealous and hurt exactly because Marco was about to be taken away from her.
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>>92415151
That also makes sense. The contradictory information is probably thanks to the massive hiatus that took place between the first and second seasons, and combining that with how the first season was more episodic that continuous the chronology has been thrown completely out of wack.
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>>92415009
Will he love her eventually? Very likely.
Does he have a crush on her now? Depends on what that means:
Does he consciously wish she could be his girlfriend right now? No. (Has he ever put any real thought into it, though? Also no, I think.)
Is he going to find that his feelings about her go way deeper than he thought they did, now that she's gone? Very likely. (Will it take a while for him to sort out what those feelings are so the romance plot doesn't get wrapped up too fast? Also likely.)
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>>92415137
>le /r9k/ boogieman
pls fuck off unless you have an actual argument

>>92415145
if you read my post you'll see that I never said she didn't like him before just that she desired him more once another girl was in the picture

>>92414943
>>92415204
>citation needed
we only saw "thoughts on marco" before she dipped down so we don't get to see what she wrote only infer
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>>92415009
RIP Jarco.

F
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wait is starco a thing now? like I'm fine either way but ill miss starcuck threads, so fun
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>>92414943
She didn't seem to be aware of her feelings until very late into the second season so I doubt that was what it was.
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>>92415030
She's more attracted to Handsome Stranger Marco but she's more in love with Marco Marco.
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Wow. First time in a long time the thread's going so fast that I can't keep up.
As much as I want in on this discussion, I don't think I'm in any condition to waste any more brain cells.
Great work, anons. Fun to see a lively thread for a change. Can't wait to read it tomorrow after I wake up.
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>>92415262
Jackie's positions were shook with the s2 ending, then she took another blow with the new intro
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>>92415268
She might have mused about her feelings in the diary, trying to convince herself that she doesn't like Marco in that way.
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>>92415257
>we only saw "thoughts on marco" before she dipped down so we don't get to see what she wrote only infer
>she doesn't want her crush to read her diary
>THAT COULD MEAN ANYTHING

Literal autism.

>>92415268
She played dumb in regards to her feelings to keep the friendship alive and in the slumber party episode she was very aware of her feelings but was rationalizing it away to keep it from being revealed.
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>>92415151
>>92414325
so the concensus is that at the very least marco and jackie have been dating for 5
months?
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>>92415262
It's more of a Jacuck thread now, desu.
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>>92412900
I miss her.
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>>92415132
Looking better already
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I just want these two to fuck the ever loving shit out of each other. Is that so much to ask?
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>>92415432
she(male) will come back, there has to be at least 1 more episode with miss heinous so it'll be then.
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>>92415343
It actually could mean anything since a diary is a private thing and friend/crush or not you don't get the right to read it against the owners permission, but once again you didn't present an argument to my statement I'm also going to take you declaration of crying autism as projection and assume you have no actually argument and are just mad, here's your last (you) from me enjoy it
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>>92415366
Not according to >>92415151.

And anyway, does their relationship LOOK like it's been going on for 5 months? They still hardly understand each other and have only been to a couple of dates. You'd think Marco wouldn't be as nervous and reluctant about bringing Jackie to the concert (which never occurred to him in the first place) had he been dating her for half a year.
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>>92415487
You sound exactly like Star rationalizing her crush away.
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>>92415257
>pls fuck off unless you have an actual argument
you don't have an argument either, bud.
the moment you started using ghetto girl logic on STAR BUTTERFLY regardless of any fact was when you cemented it.
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Is it fair to say that Star is a sociopath going through emotional reform?
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>>92413016
Is Bobby wearing Marco's hoodie or is Marco wearing Bobby's hoodie?
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>>92415319
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>>92415432
I am going to put my meat and salsa into that taco shell
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>>92415366
We have to be strong, anon
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>>92415603
Whoops, meant for >>92415432
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>>92415459
Do you think you would have enjoyed the show as much if both Star and Marco were girls?
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>>92415208
Yeah, I would've thought the first season took place a little longer than that timeline would indicate, like maybe ending in November/December, probably because of how long it took to air.

But it probably doesn't actually contradict anything either to say most of the episodes happened days apart.
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>The ending credits song for the final episode is this, but not on piano:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOXmQOG0QI4

How would you feel?
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>>92415539
man you sure are thirsty for these (you)'s but I'm feeling generous
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>>92415650
No, Girl!Marco is shit
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>>92415656
I wish the first part of Ruberiot's Ballad is the new opening, desu.
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>>92415296
'sactly
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>>92415644
>those hips
WHAT SPELL DOES STAR HAVE TO DICK THIS LATINO CROSSDRESSER?!
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>>92415343
I'll have to side with the other anon on this one.

A diary is a personal thing - crush or not, you don't want another person to know what you wrote about them.

Star clearly wasn't consciously aware of her feelings for Marco until Bon Bon. In that episode, she is confused about her feelings and doesn't understand why seeing Jackie and Marco together hurts her until later on.
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>>92415684
WEAVING MAKING LIKE A PORN SPELLCASTER
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>>92415693
She was plenty aware of it on the slumber party and she didn't "suddenly realize" it on the date.

It was more of a "I want my beloved to be happy" scenario.
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>>92412860
>Marco is actually a 30+ year old man in a little kid's body now
>this is never referenced again
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>>92415510
That could be linked to the fact that the timeline is wonky. if you don't show any progress, will anybody know there has been any progress at all?
After all, marco thinks jackie is "her parthner in crime" when his dad talks to him about it, which means they have done at the very least some stuff together out of camera.
>bringing Jackie to the concert
i'm speculating, but maybe he didn't want to bring her because he tought she wouldn't like it?
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/co/, have you ever wanted something bad to happen to someone, then when it happens it's so terrible you have trouble even looking at yourself in the mirror?
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>>92415754
its discussed in the book that those 16 years left his memory like a dream and the whole point of the episode was to obtain new scissors.
Marco is only older on Hekapoo's dimension but not Earth dimension.
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>>92415660
>implying im the same guy
i was one of the 3 guys to redirect you to >>92414943

btw

>>92414943 :^)
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>>92415800
no
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>>92415800
Nah, I don't have emotions.
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>>92415735
It's debatable if she was really aware of her own feelings, I think that she became aware after she used green magic accidentally during Bom Bom, she was pretty surprised at herself for feeling jealous.
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>>92415550
Not really. She sees other human/Mewman life as valuable and important. She's just racist against monsters.
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>>92414191
My DVR disagrees, but whatever
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>>92415800
Yes. It makes you question if you really deserve be alive.
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On any given day, would Star rather spend time with Marco or literally with anyone else? No, she'd rather spend time with Marco. Ergo, now she's crushing on him.
Would Marco rather spend time with Star or literally anyone else? Given no special occasion, he'd always pick Star.
That more or less does it for me.
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>>92414110
yep.
when the asian girl from the ninja episode came back. i think its the same episode where he gets his adoptive sister.
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>>92415809
Makes it rather unsatisfying, doesn't it? So is that when he was near Hekapoo in the final couple episodes, they don't interact at all, despite now having almost two decades of history?

Pretty shitty to write the whole thing off.
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>>92415884
>wanting to spend time around someone means you want to fuck them

- typical /r9k/ user
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>>92413665
What? I haven't watched KP in years, but I remember there being hints that they had feelings in some episodes. Like the one where Kim goes through mood swings, and Kim getting jealous of that Asian girl, and then obviously the second movie.
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>>92415901
its not really writing the whole thing off, his body and mind adjusted back to his home dimension.
he probably still remembers Hekapoo to an extent but not the 16 years of chasing after her very clearly.
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>>92415919
>Emotion Sickness was brainwashed Kim
>most of the hints were them fearing that their friendship, not their love, was in jeopardy
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>>92415059
this
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>>92415577
still one of my favorite pics of her
so glad you moved to not!sveg at some point
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>>92415919
Do you have the name of those episodes? Too lazy to watch the whole series.
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>>92414608

this is entirely fair and I brought this up in a thread way back and another anon pointed out that while that's true, good storytelling takes precedence over moral telling/trope telling/subverting

and the way things have been built up in the show is really organic for Star's interest in Marco

Is there value in Star and Marco not getting together? Yes. But does that value inherently take precedence over good storytelling that isn't hamfisted? No. This also applies for Starco, and as a Starco supporter, I really want Jackie to get a good resolution (namely, her taking the initiative to break up with Marco) instead of getting bad storytelling where she's dumped in an episode with no ramifications.
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>>92415735
>She was plenty aware of it on the slumber party
She wasn't. The Cube was, for sure, but just because an extradimensional entity that specializes in determining truths from falsehoods could figure it out doesn't mean that Star, a teenage girl who is (for all intents and purposes) human could do the same.
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>>92415901
Well, the alternative is to hijack everything about Marco up to that point in the service of one out-of-the-blue episode.

Not a good situation for the writers to have put themselves in, I think.
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>>92415340
>trying to convince herself that she doesn't like Marco in that way.

why do girls do that?
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>>92415957
Where were you before?
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>>92415975
>She wasn't. The Cube was, for sure,

She went into that whole spiel specifically so that Marco won't know.
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>>92413100
Star should have stopped at 20 seconds or even a minute in.

You don't see Moon filling her Song Day with an 800 minute intermission detailing her numerous war crimes.
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>>92415114

Rafael's talk with Marco really showed how much Marco is still pedestaling Jackie DESPITE not knowing her at all.

Marco THINKS he has with Jackie what he has with Star: the best friend, deep connection, partners-in-crime thing. Except that's not true at all, because that's what he has ONLY with Star. And Rafael calls him out on that. It'll be interesting to see if he talks more to Marco about it.
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>>92416010
I don't think she's that good a (conscious) liar - I'm thinking of her trying to keep the fact that she used magic to give Marco a beard in "Marco Grows a Beard."
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>>92415914
I mean... Yes, yes you do.
Take your friend group provided you have one, the girl you want to spend most time with is immeasurably the most likely to also become your love interest.
I mean that's how it worked out for me.
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>>92415991
Guys do the same thing. Usually concerning feelings about people who aren't "socially acceptable" to be with. The better question is "why do people do that?"

The answer is complicated, and varies from person to person. There is no one size fits all explanation when it comes to matters of the heart.
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>>92415735
>She was plenty aware of it on the slumber party
[citation needed].

She didn't realize it until Bon Bon, otherwise she wouldn't have spent half the episode wandering about trying to figure out her feelings. If she knew she already had feelings for Marco and was already in denial, it would have been obvious to her why seeing Marco and Jackie together in such a way is suddenly hurting her and she wouldn't call them 50 times or stare at their photo trying to figure out what's wrong and do other shit. On the contrary, she'd be more likely to bury her mind in the clown seance business like Janna did so that she doesn't have to think about it.

The "I want my beloved to be happy" scenario was happening later, in Just Friends.
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>>92415603
>That image
Marco. Marco, my boy, we are not even CLOSE to being done. Tomorrow I will draw THE SHIT out of you.
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>>92416061
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>People remember Sabco

Happiness!
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>>92415991
Because the truth will only hurt
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>>92415951
They claimed there were no hints, which is false. I'd have to watch again, but I remember Ron being fairly smitten in that episode.

>>92415964
Emotion Sickness, and Gorilla Fist. There might be more, I'm not sure.
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>>92415991
>what is the Hedgehog's Dilemma
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>>92416113
>If she knew she already had feelings for Marco and was already in denial, it would have been obvious to her why seeing Marco and Jackie together in such a way is suddenly hurting her

It was obvious to her why seeing Marco and Jackie together is hurting her, but like you said, she was in denial.
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>>92411282

Yeah, because staff and cast on a show never intentionally misdirect the fans.. or it was just a VA chatting shit.
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>>92416149
... No, really, what is the Hedgehog's Dilemma?
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>>92416143
The hints weren't for a relationship but for a friendship.
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>>92415999
/sug/, explains how i stumbled upon the lapis pic
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>>92415603
now my marco-jackie headcannon includes roleplaying and crossdressing.
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>>92411282
I like this idea of Star learns the difference between friendship and love, overcoming envy and learning about what is really important, but being sincere, I love the idea of Marco as an Interdimencinal Badass warrior who conquered the sexy demon girl. It was possible to make an entire series based on this, a mixture Samurai Jack with dungeons & dragons cartoon, would be so epic
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>>92416173
The closer you get to a person the more hurt you get (quills and whatnot) but the further you are from persons the more you get hurt too.
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>>92415914
In the real wolrd anon, that's how you do it.

You don't outright say 'lemme shag you real hard' and expect the best, you work your way up to it. Ease your partner into it.

Of course all this discussion about sex is fucking pointless since they're TEENAGERS, even though you guys often forget/don't care about this fact.
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>>92415991
because they have shit taste and are convinced relationships always end in a more negative way than they should, but in reality they're just used to dating douchebags.
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>>92416120
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>>92415971
Those are some solid points, anon.

I don't watch the show myself. I actually just hang out in these threads because they're some of the few where everyone is just having a good time. Even shitposting is more like gentle ribbing than vicious digs.

They've even got me considering getting back into the show after dropping it back in Season 1. If only I still got Disney XD. But I make good money now. Maybe I'll just buy the seasons.
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>>92416209
>teenagers don't have sex
Holy shit, what's it like back there in... never, really. Teenagers have ALWAYS been fucking.
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>>92416173
>Hedgehog's Dilemma
basically means that you cannot get intimately close to another person without hurting the other. like hedgehogs
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>>92416208
Oh that sounds like me and every fucking relationship I have ever tried to make with someone.

Just kidding, I'm actually a royal screw-up.
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>>92416231
holy fuck
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>>92416209
>typical virgin NEET believes all the girls he's been around want to fuck him by being in his proximity
>never has a girl best friend his whole life
>never had a girlfriend his whole life

Pretty much you, isn't it?
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>>92415268
>>92415257
>>92415340
>>92415343
>>92415524
>>92415487

Gonna chime in-I think a lot of valid points are being brought up, and there's obviously a lot of unknowns that may or may not be cleared up. Here's my 2 cents for a timeline of sorts regarding the feelings between the two.

In S1, Marco develops some small unconscious degree of feelings for Star. She's attractive, the coolest girl he knows, etc. But they're not conscious and he still has the pedestal for Jackie. BMB rolls around and Marco is a bit jealous of Tom and Star going (ESPECIALLY when he sees her in the dress), but the ending of that episode causes Marco to think that Star is basically saying "I only see you as a friend, that's all I really want right now" when in reality she's only saying "I don't need you to be my hero and save me." Regardless, any romantic feelings for Star Marco had were likely quashed/gone by this point, and after this episode we see Marco's thing for Jackie come into more play.

Star likely found Marco cute and funny but may have only developed a small crush on him by the time of S2. I say this for 2 reasons: 1, even though a diary is a private affair, Star didn't dip down when Marco was flipping through the part about Star's thoughts on Moon. It was specifically when Marco got to the chapter "My thoughts on Marco" that Star dipped down. Given that Star has only dipped down when Marco is about to die or when she's trying to save Glossaryck, her dipping down there means whatever Marco was about to read was very important (more than the other contents of the diary). It's likely Star wrote "wow he's cute/I have a small crush on him" but her feelings for him at this point were likely not too deep and she's still goo-goo over Oskar.

Here's the kicker: I think at this point, Star's very small crush on Marco didn't actually go away. Part 1 done, part 2 coming.
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>>92416247
Show me a fcukin graph of 14 year old pregnancies in the USA.
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>>92416173
We desire intimacy with others, but intimacy will invariably lead to getting hurt due to our own self defense mechanisms

We want to touch, but we are covered in spikes
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>>92416247
Except us
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>>92416231
OH GOD MY DICK CAN'T HANDLE IT
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>>92416123
Nice pic of yourself you took there, anon. You can use that looking for a girl.
But we have a board for that.
>>>/soc/
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>>92416267
>>92416303
>not lurking the marco thread
What are you, gay?
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>>92416297
https://www.cdc.gov/teenpregnancy/about/index.htm
Start here and do your own research. Also remember that contraceptives exist.
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>>92416298
Oh, that literally sounds like me. No wonder girls don't care about me, considering that I'm suffering from a female psychological disorder, which means that I am inherently weak and deserve to become nothing more than a genetic dead-end.
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>>92416152
Again, being in denial would have made her act more like Janna, "I'm totally not concerned about Jackie and Marco, let's just focus on the clown", similarly to how she stormed off in the end of Just Friends. Why would she keep trying to understand what's wrong with Jackie's freckles or call Marco half a hundred times if it was obvious to her?

Still waiting on the source for "She was plenty aware of it on the slumber party", by the way.
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>>92411282
sauce?
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>>92416302
>implying
>>92416330
usually whenever i do its always the same shit ive seen, but this is pretty good
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>>92416267
>>92416303
artist's tumblr is "solewd"
pw is "sowlewd"
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>>92416303
>your dick wants a cross dressing boy
Trapfags should be gassed
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>>92415949
That's the definition of "writing it off." You take something that should be a series changing event and then write its consequences off with a flimsy explanation.

>>92415989
Really, it was all for a joke of Marco being a wasteland badass, which wasn't even particularly funny. Probably shouldn't have even done it.
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>>92416173
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>>92415957
Thanks anon, here have a Hekapoo.
i'm going to sleep, night not!-sveg
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>>92416324
>Marco is unaware that saying "with benefits" will hurt his case
Such laughably bad writing
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>>92416081
>Guys do the same thing.

Maybe you're right... I'm a guy so it's easier to me to project what I do (and I think I don't try to rationalize myself not having feelings for someone when I do) onto other guys, so I assume it's mainly girls who do that.

>>92416215
tru dat

>>92416149
Didn't know about that thing but I doubt that this really applies for Star's case where she already has feelings for Marco, so she's hurt even when not trying to be close with him
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>>92416369
>which wasn't even particularly funny
Everybody has an opinion.
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>>92416173
>>92416379
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>>92416364
arigato, anonymous.
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>>92416394
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>>92416286
not the anon you're replying to, but virgin shaming isn't a very constructive argument
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>>92416215
>convinced relationships always end in a more negative way than they should
This is true though
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>>92416368
>not slowing down almost to a stop at the last moments so you can feel his strong spasms from the inside while giving one or two slow and strong pushes all the way down to the hilt, and watching his ropes of pearly white seed being flung across the bed as you bite on his neck
I didn't even mention his moans. Dios mio, those deep passionate jungle moans. You are missing out.
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>>92416449
It wasn't an argument, it was an insult. Also not the anon you replied to.
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>>92416179
Whatever you say anon.
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>>92416449
Virgins arguing that girls who are close to them means they want to fuck 'em and that it's impossible to have girl best friends hurt their own case.
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>>92416480
what's the point?
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>>92416446
There is no way Marco can be that stupid. That's why I said bad writing, it's such an unnatural thing to say
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Are we even going to see Princess Marco again?
Heinous is obviously coming back in Season 3, but what kind of contrived circumstances could put Marco back in the dress?
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>>92416390
that's exactly what i always wanted, thanks man!
have a good night
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>>92416243
WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW
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>>92416484
Compare Ron's reaction to Josh Mankey and his reaction to the Synthroid.
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>>92416294

part 2

I think the show does a good job of showing how Star and Marco suck at dealing with emotions. They suppress them and lie about them. This plays into a lot of things.

One thing to note-remember when the guidance counselor asks Star if she has a crush on Marco? She goes "we're roommates and best friends" but she never actually says "no."

I think Star thought her crush on Marco went away by early/pre-BBtBC S2-when she has the emergency friend meeting in Starcrushed, she does say she finds Marco cute and that she used to have a little crush on him and that she got over it. I don't think Star is actually lying here. I think she's giving this truth but using it to deny the fact that her crush only grew larger as time passed (which is what everyone the group seems to know except Starfan).

Star isn't really consciously aware of her crush in Sleepover either. At this point, her feelings for Marco are growing, but Star genuinely thinks she wants Marco to get with Jackie because that's what best friends do, take care of and help each other. Also note Star's reactions to Oskar at this point are much less intense than S1, and her connection with Marco is only growing. In Sleepover, Star gets busted because her brain thinks she likes Oskar but her heart is starting to fall in love with Marco. And that whole spiel about "our brains and hearts disagree and we honestly don't know which is right/truthful/whatever" ties into that: Star isn't CONSCIOUSLY aware she is falling in love with Marco, she still thinks she loves Oskar. It's not a lie because her brain genuinely believes it, but her heart doesn't and that's what the cube picks up.

Part 3 inc
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>>92416364
pw doesnt work boss
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>>92416494
Fun. Also stupid people deserve to be insulted.

You DO remember where you are, right?
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>>92416286
>I believe all the girls I've been around want to fuck me by being in my proximity

Where did I say this in my post you fucking retard?

I mean there's tinder and whatnot nowadays but when I was 16 I took her out to theme park, went to some shitty normie concert she liked and THEN asked her if she'd be my gf. Gal pals exist too. I mean there was the fact that she was completely fugly but I never cared about that shit; I was friends with her because she was the only other person in the entire school whom I could discuss homestuck with.
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>>92416476
Kys
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>>92416496
>There is no way Marco can be that stupid.
>He literally referred to himself and Star as kiss buddies that one time.
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>>92416510
it evolved from being a joke to an important part of the plot. maybe we'll see it again when heinous see that the video she made is worthless and backfires on her plans.
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>Is she a virgin
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>>92416540
I got carried away when reading some well-thought out posts, sorry
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>>92416510
Definitely.

Every major interaction with Heinous and the heroes will probably involve Marco having to put on the dress again and interact with the Princess Marco fanbase.
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Did Hecapoo's clones and 20-30-year-old Marco ever fuck?
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>>92416565
All that shit in her ear is for every time she's been penetrated.
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>>92416496
That'swhatmakesitajoke.
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>>92416565
Raped as toddler by father
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>>92416548
>homestuck
And the mystery is solved.
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>>92416337
>do your own research

Suck my dick nigga I ain't readin no gotdam shit motherfucka, you better spoonfed the entire thing to me like all the /sveg/ retards, otherwise I disregard your opinion, which means its invalid.

:D
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>>92416565
yes
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>>92414805
Hey, chin up. I'll try to make something a bit later, but I'm having trouble coming up with a scenario.
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>>92416593
Yup. pic related
>>92416565
surprisingly yes, mermaids do have laws of consent still.
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>>92416548
>Homestuck
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>>92416593
__Marco learned how to give good blowjobs, that's for sure.
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>>92416530
>Star gets busted because her brain thinks she likes Oskar but her heart is starting to fall in love with Marco

ayy, typical "should I go with the douchebag who makes my stomach tingle or the quiet guy who's maybe not as good-looking but guarantees stable relationship & future"
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>>92416596
So by now logically she shouldn't have any ear left since being with Marco
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>>92416650
The douchebag doesn't even make her stomach tingle all that much.
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>>92416608
Pre act 5 the comic, the fandom and the lore was completely different. Not cancerous at all.

Although I still wish I didn't spend as much time on it as I did.
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>>92416449

Found the virgin
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>>92416685
>cancer claiming he's no cancerous

Don't trust his lies! Homestuck was never good!
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>>92416530

part 3 wew

Star's brain only becomes conscious of her feelings for Marco in BBtBC, specifically when Marco shows up in the suit and Jackie sees him. Prior to that, she's totally cool with Marco going to the dance with Jackie and is pushing him to do so.

When she sees him in the suit, her heart is basically fully in the "falling for Marco hard" stage and her brain is starting to catch up because Star is consciously finally aware "wow Marco is REALLY attractive and I like that."

And when Star sees Jackie's expression which is very similar to her own, she realizes everything consciously. That Star does have a crush on Marco and is kinda falling in love with him. This is the first time Star expresses doubt over her pushing Marco to Jackie and it's the first time she consciously acknowledges the depth of her feelings-as more than just a little crush because she found Marco kinda cute.

The rest of S2 is Star trying to deny her feelings and suppress them and do what is "best" for Marco by not telling him her feelings and continuing to push him closer to Jackie.

Star does this because she's telling herself that Marco is happier with Jackie and that she knows what's best for him (to be with Jackie) and that it is her duty as a best friend to ignore her own feelings and push Marco with Jackie. This is also totally wrong because it removes Marco's agency and is an insult to the friendship in a way, but Star's intentions are good. Unfortunately, emotional suppression is a bad idea and the whole "I must not tell my best friend I have feelings for them and push them with someone else" thing is counter-productive and a load of shit. Star does cause a lot of this situation to happen (i.e. a lot of it is her fault), but she genuinely had the best intentions for Marco (even though her logic was flawed).
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>>92416650
Oskar's not a douchebag; just an underachiever.
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How did Jackie managed to stay contained inside of that green dress? Especially with that easy-access-for-later collar.
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>>92416650

Star's crush on Oskar was about as deep as Marco's on Jackie. They were both really superficial and based on outward appearances/assumptions.

It was also based on the whole "Oskar is a bad boy who rebels against the system and his parents" which S1 Star was SUPER into (remember the drawing of her mom as a snake wrapping around, etc.)?

But Star's connection with Oskar was never really that deep, and as S2 rolls around and Star starts to face consequences for her actions and own up to them more/mature, the shine of Oskar starts to wear off. This progression is intentional and matches Star's situation/interests changing. By the time of Sleepover, Star doesn't actually have a thing for Oskar but she thinks she does, and by Starcrushed, Star's completely disillusioned with Oskar.
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>>92416768
Not an active douche but he does seek validation out of people
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>>92416727
I really don't feel like going through the whole history of how HS became absolute garbage but if you're a veteran reader you'd know that it was the shit in the early 2010s and there was nothing quite like it. There still isn't; if we go by the scope of how hard it failed.
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>>92416768
Oskar's a worthless piece of shit is what he is.
>inb4 the show makes a joke about him making it big with his music in the future
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>>92416785
mermaid magic
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>>92416796
>
Star's crush on Oskar was about as deep as Marco's on Jackie
Even shallower
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>>92416785
I'm surprised that she can skateboard as well as she can. I mean, she's so heavily front-loaded her center of balance must be way off. But then again, the massive mammaries probably serve as excellent flotation devices when she goes swimming.
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>>92416633
To get Hekapoo pregnant, you have to go on a quest to have unprotected sex with all of her clones.
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>>92416836
fun trivia: one of the few sports in which women perform better than men is extreme-distance swimming, because big boobs do help
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>>92416833

yea, it was even shallower, but I think it's easy to forget how shallow Marco's was too

he was just pedestaling the shit out of her
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>>92416841
You COULD do that or you could cheat the System and fuck the Main Hekapoo while making all other clones feel it without actually being there.
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I figured out the twist.

Jackie is from another dimension, a monster that was pulling the strings from the background the whole time.
She's so heavily themed it borders on not even making sense - it's not character development, that's something else.
Her goal is to get Star out of Mewni so she can KILL her.
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Was she right? Does Marco not feel the same way as her?
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>>92416836
>>92416841
Holy fucking shit what am I reading
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What was going through Jackie's mind when she watched Star spill all of her spaghetti?
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>>92416990
She was probably thinking
>literally autism
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>>92416944
Not yet.
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>>92416532
my bad, it's just "solewd"
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>>92416933
But Star has been out of Mewni for a while and the only thing jackie is themed around is the ocean
>>92417023
thanks doc
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>>92416990
>I knew it
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>>92416294
>>92416530
>>92416728
Thank you anon, great analysis.
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>>92416990
>Who's gonna feed me pizza nuggets now
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>>92416990
>I'm gonna need a whole lot more food for this
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>>92416785
>cowtits edit
cease
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>>92417028
Once you defeat the mind, you can defeat the body.
Jackie is hurting Star emotionally/mental torture so she'll have shitty defense when it comes time to KILL.
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>>92416990
>this better just be a bad trip
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>>92416990
She probably realised why Marco had been so conflicted all night, that and the realisation of how messed up that whole situation is given how close those two are.
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>>92416209
>Of course all this discussion about sex is fucking pointless since they're TEENAGERS

...seriously? Teenagers *NOT* having sex if they're able? What fucking planet do you live on.
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>>92417147
Some of us are still virgins despite no longer being teenagers.
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>>92416914
>Mr Diaz!
>Surprised to see me?
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>>92411282
>adam mcarthur says the opposite
lets listen to adam mcarthur
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>>92411282
Starco is going to happen whether Marco wants it or not.
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>>92416990
>I sure am hungry, I'm going to devour pizza nuggets until I am physicially incapable of ingesting more
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Since Toffee's fingers was in the closet, and the magic room star was in is gone, wheres the finger now.
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>>92415800
yes, except without the feeling bad part
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>>92416630
godspeed anon
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>>92417181
Marco's voice actor loves Starco. It's Star's voice actress that has a problem with it because "muh male best friend".
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>>92416990
>there's vomit on her dress already
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>>92412814
Starco is predictable.

It's why I liked it when they actually made Marco get his dream girl. It went against the norm.
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>>92416990
>SHIT I offended the autistic rapebug with the retard strength
>I hope I can still get some pizza nuggets before I bite the dust
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>>92417147
>"S-Star, we can't do this, the age of consent in California is 18!"
>"What's consent?"
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>>92417060

Glad someone liked it! Obviously there's a lot of speculation but yea. Also typing it out feels good for me, so gonna save it and see if anything comes up that adds on to/detracts from it <3
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>>92417201
Moon has definitely made sure to secure the finger given Toffee's open, blatant threat. More than likely she's going to hold on to it herself so Toffee has to come after her specifically instead of going after Star. I'm hoping we get to see Moon go full-Momma Bear in Season 3.
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>>92417147
3 words: fascist catholic parents
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>>92417238
Yeah, I meant in-universe.
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Will we get a BINGO by Season 3?
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>>92416841
>>92416976
>"Hekapoo #15! At last, I found you! Clever of you, hiding in a bush two feet away from Hekapoo #14."
>"Good work there, stud. You bring the condoms?"
>"You know I didn't. Now bend over. Only 30 more to go."
>"31."
>"...What?"
>"Heh, where did you think all my clones come from, daddy?"
>"What."
>"Oh my god, I'm just kidding. ...Sort of."
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>>92417086
>>92417087
>>92417190
So is she going to join Brittney in the "developing obesity due to stress and depression" club?
Especially now that they have plenty of free time, being members of the "not relevant enough to be in the intro" club.
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>>92417320
Nah, Jackie just eats because she has the munchies since she's stoned off her ass half the time. She looks so irritably pissed when Star confesses because the shock of it ended her high prematurely and she crashed like a falling rock.
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>>92417275
Pretty much. Age of consent isn't going to stop horny teenagers. (Although it may get them in legal trouble from useless helicopter parents hence why it's 14-16 in most of the western world, not 18).
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>>92411282
Thank you!
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>>92416990
Honestly, I never got the impression she cared much for Marco, and was just giving him a chance. I imagine she'll accept it and break up with him to encourage him to go chase after her, since it's been super obvious he was never serious about Jackie.
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>>92417262
And now she's the third wheel understanding girlfriend that pushes Marco to end up with Star like every other fucking love triangle show.
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>>92417303
I'd put a Star on the Tom square since it's more than sure that he'll make an appearance if he's in the new intro.
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>>92417410
>im-fucking-plying
Name ONE Thing that this show has done during a plot episode that's been that hackneyed.
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>>92417400
This. People say her not being jealous means is such a cool friend but I say that's because she's not all that invested into Marco.
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>>92417262
>Starco is predictable
Nothing about the progression of their relationship has been predictable.
Boiling everything down to the outcome is an incredibly retarded way of going about criticizing something. Almost every story ever told is "predictable" because the good guys win.

"Subverting" or "deconstructing" the audience's expectations does not inherently make something good or better.
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>>92417400
>>92417410
Unfortunately, these two posts seem likely.
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>>92417262
>I loved it when a restaurant serves me a plate of diarrhea instead of food. It went against the norm.
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>>92417442
Anguished confession of love in the last episode before she leaves Marco's life forever?
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>>92417303
Maybe I'll make a new one for the Season 3 premiere. Wouldn't do it until we at least get a promo though, there's way too much up in the air right now.
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>>92417470
There's nothing new under the sun.

>That pic
What episode is this? Exchange student?
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>>92417494
>Food analogy
/cock/ ended a while ago
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>>92417374
>Although it may get them in legal trouble from useless helicopter parents
With Marco's parents it's not going to be a problem. They're so inattentive and oblivious to the kids' lives they won't know anything. Marco and Star could as well be running an international criminal cartel from Star's room and Rafael and Angie would be none the wiser.

>>92417087
>>92417190
Somebody post that webm!
>>
Anybody else feeling bummed about Just Friends being pulled off air?
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>>92417500
Oh, you mean the anguished confession of love that was done immediately after everything appeared to be completely resolved in the love triangle fiasco, plus the ending credits song not playing as everyone just watched their television sets in stunned silence, followed by a Live Q&A where fans were rabidly asking Marco what he was going to do?
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>Glossaryck is gone
>Magic council is dead
>Moon vs Toffee fight
>Toffee confirmed as big bad
>Star admits her feelings for Marco in front of everyone
>Star needs to go back to Mewni
>Silent and cliffhanger finale

Better than Korra.
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>>92417533
>*violent kirby sucking noises*
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>>92417569
me, seriously it's not that big a deal, it's like half a second of a kiss
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>>92417572
That happens all the time. Is Star vs. the first love triangle show you've ever watched?
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>>92417569
What? It didn't air?
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>>92417500

How was that hackneyed?

It made sense given the circumstances of what was happening and Star's character arc in owning up to her feelings for real.
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>>92417470
Well, it is the creator's self insert retelling her life story about marrying her Mexican boyfriend and the girl he was with at the time when they met. There was no way in hell it was ever going to be anything other than Starco.

>>92417457
>>92417473
I wouldn't project myself onto Marco just because he's the male protag of the show. Honestly, Marco, despite having protagonist super powers against the villains, is still a loser and a bit of an idiot. Jackie is honestly way above his tier. Star is just the sort of spaz he should be dating. If she didn't have her magic, she'd be just another weird unpopular kid that gets on everyone's nerves at school, and probably obsessed with anime, or something.
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>>92416785
It was definitely hard to pack all of her thicc in there, she's a big girl.
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>>92411282
>Why can't boy-and-girl best friends stay best friends?
Because this literally never works. One party always catches feelings.
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>>92417400
>>92417410
>>92417473
HAVE ANONS!
THE KEKCEPTION WILL DELIVER US!
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>Ok, now do me
What did she mean by this?
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>>92417667
>Well, it is the creator's self insert retelling her life story about marrying her Mexican boyfriend and the girl he was with at the time when they met.
show proofs
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>>92417653
>How was that hackneyed?

You need to watch more shows. Seriously.
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>>92417695
it means her insatiable hunger for pizza rolls has yet to be quelled.
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>>92417635
No, it's just not going to air anymore. Allegedly. I know nothing about the cable broadcast schedule. Do they do the reruns in order? Because THAT would make this really terrible, honestly. Anyone who likes the show on TV probably knows how to google "Star Vs streaming" Though and can watch the whole thing.
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>>92416685
lore and fandom weren't the problem then, it was the comic having no direction and being boring as sin.
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>>92417583
>>92417695
>Consuming pizza rolls at fast speed

Goodbye the roofs of their month
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>>92417735

The concept can be screwed up and told badly if the feelings come out of the blue all of a sudden with 0 buildup, but the latter half of S2 clearly established this was a thing.
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>>92417320
>Jackie and Brittney as depressed weight gain buddies, possibly drug buddies

I want this a lot, if only because Brittney seems like the type of person who would be hilarious stoned.
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>>92417695
She wants to be stuffed with Marco's hotdogs and nuggets.
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>>92417779
>implying Marco "safe kid" Diaz didn't allow them to cool for twice the reccomended amount of time
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>>92417789
The argument isn't whether or not the concept is told badly, the argument is whether or not the concept is a cliche (it is).
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>>92417400
>>92417410
>>92417473
>we went from Starcuck to Jarcuck

My how things quickly change in the course of two episodes.
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>>92417470
Fucking THIS.

"muh cliches" is such a stupid argument, people are judging something simply on the existence of a certain outcome, and not on how the show was actually written and how things were developed to reach said outcome.
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>>92417695
>Cuck me like you cucked Star!
>Hold my drink.
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>>92417850

Being cliche is irrelevant because of the sheer volume of stuff published. Them not getting together is just as cliche, there are many examples of a male and female lead not getting together.

Good storytelling is more important than subverting a cliche for the sake of subversion.
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star is a little retard
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>>92417964
>being excited over yet another boy ends up with girl best friend story

Let me guess, you were a Kim Possible fan?
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>>92417470
In this case it would depend on what the point of the story was meant to be. Star and Marco could have just as easily been played straight the entire way through, with them trying a relationship early, then having it not be right for them, followed by both pushing the other to succeed in their own lives as friends.

But, obviously that's not the objective of this show, so.
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>>92417635
It may never on TV or On Demand along with Collateral Damage due to the same sex couples kissing in the background. All future airings on XD have been replaced with the Halloween episode
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>>92418016
yeah, but shes a cute retard
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>>92417808
Fucking hell, this is so amusing! I need this.

Heck, I'm going to try and draw this tomorrow.
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>>92418019

Never watched it actually. Not my thing.

Again, subverting a cliche for sake of subversion and nothing else is not good writing.

Good storytelling is more important. If the buildup of Star's feelings hadn't been done, it'd be bad writing and Star's confession would be hackneyed/hamfisted.

That isn't the case though.
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>tfw Ostar is officially dead now
Was I the only on on this ship?
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>>92418089
Yes.
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>>92418083
Following a cliche plot and claiming it's good because you don't know better isn't any better either.
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>>92417763
Personally, I liked exploring the SBURB mechanics and the animated sections were quite impressive.
>[S] Dave: Ascend

Plus I found Hussie's writing style weird and peculiar in a positive way. Can't believe I used to think it's anything but expressing virtually nothing in 50 billion fucking paragraphs.
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>>92418089
I hated that little weirdo. I hope his shit genes wind up with no one.
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>>92418089
>I'M READY!

He looks like a human Spongebob.
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>>92417521
/cock/ lives forever in our hearts.
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>>92417887
THE TABLE'S FLIPPED NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS BITCH!
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>every episode TricksterZero uploaded to YouTube has been removed
And for a while I thought that maybe Nefcy wouldn't put a DMCA out because she was happy people watched her show.
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>>92418016
Marco's cum makes girls lose brain cells
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>>92416990
You're confused and angry at the same time. Probably having it up to here with Marco's "Marco Moments".
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>>92418179
Anon its time to let go.
Some dishes just cant be served anymore
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>>92417850
>the argument is whether or not the concept is a cliche (it is)
You're saying it like it's a bad thing.
Everything is built on popular tropes and cliches. That's why they are used, because they work. As long as you utilize them correctly and write them well.
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>>92416990
>Fucking normies
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>>92418089
>Was I the only on on this ship?
Guess you were the only one that actually cared about him too.
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>>92418193
Jancuck when?
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>>92418126
Whether or not a plot is cliche has no relevance to it's quality. A cliche masterpiece is still a masterpiece and an original pile of shit is still a pile of shit.
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>>92418200
he's lost more than a few of his own I'm sure.
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>>92418089
>those eyes
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>>92413458
Looks more like cunnilingus :^)
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I don't get why people don't understand why Star confessed to Marco. Has no one ever had a crush on anyone before? That shit is maddening when you're a teenager, especially when there's the possibility you'll never see that person again. I'd rather spill my spaghetti, look like an idiot and get rejected for the cathartic release than keep that shit on my chest for the rest of my life.
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>>92418198
It isn't Nefcy's call.
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>>92418064
Really? JFC, what century is this?
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>>92418275
>snowballing
ABSOLUTELY DEGENERATE
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>>92418126

I'm claiming the evolution of Star and Marco's relationship is good because it's been written well.

Who gives a shit if it's cliche? If it's written well it's written well.

If a burger is really good, the fact that it's a burger and not some exotic food you've never tried before doesn't negate the fact that it's a damn good burger. The burger is not inherently inferior.
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>>92418307
just playing pranks on friends bro. i love playing pranks on friends.
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>>92413529
They don't call him FillMore for nothing.
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>>92418303
>Has no one ever had a crush on anyone before?
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>>92418308
>I'm claiming the evolution of Star and Marco's relationship is good because it's been written well.
>written well
>she only realized she had a crush on Marco when Jackie started dating him
>she was stupid enough to include her fuck ups in her princess song
>she pissed off the songstrel so much by flaking off repeatedly that he revealed who she had a crush on in the same song
>she's responsible for the deaths of the high commission members

Que?
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>>92418337
Of course they don't. It's his given name
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>>92418307
Marco, stop posting.
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>>92418303
I watched a movie about that once. The one starring Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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>>92418376
so, does marco have a fetish where the girl blowing him calls him on the phone or something?
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>>92418365
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>>92418365
Considering almost everyone believes that Star is analogous to Nefcy's own fears and regrets, something as monumentally fucked up as everything you said probably conveys how she felt most of her life being a disappointment and a dork, just cranked up to eleven because it's a cartoon.
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>>92417400
Eh if she wasn't invested why would she react so negatively? And she clearly does at the very least care for the sake of Marcos comfort around her.

Maybe she's not invested in Marco per se but she definitely wanted someone who'd get to know her; its why she ultimately gave him the chance. She might very well perceive this as betraying her trust or something.

And screw Starco beginning quickly because ohey Jackie never cared. I want there to be interpersonal conflict and consequences.
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>>92418365
I'm not sure you're using "written well" in the proper context
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>>92417494
>Wah why doesn't my self insert love my waifu instead of Jackie, the girl he's loved since he was a little kid? Why doesn't he just dump her? REEEEEEEE
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>>92418079
Please do anon, I crave it. I'll try to make some fanfic in order to compensate your efforts.
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I haven't read the thread, but since when did we ever give a shit about the opinions of voice actors?
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>>92418416
Anon, think about that image for a second.
Think who Mr.Diaz is.
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>>92418416
>Mr. Diaz
Anon, Marco is fourteen...
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>>92418365

Her realization of her feelings is not uncommon in real life.

The rest of the other shit you said has nothing to do with my point, and is actually a point in favor of GOOD writing.

Star has noticeable, serious character flaws that have really big, bad consequences for her, her friends and family, and her people. Her character flaws have ACTUAL impact on the plot and necessitate her to become a better person/friend.

This is good writing (even though it's not relevant to Star and Marco's relationship).
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>>92418303
>not suppressing your feelings to avoid humiliation
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>>92418436
>cliche story seen a million times about a quirky girl and her dorky best friend

Is this seriously the first show you watched or even the first Disney Channel (or XD, whatever) show you've watched?
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>>92418459
>>92418478
so marco when he is older and married to star?
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>>92418479
>This is good writing (even though it's not relevant to Star and Marco's relationship).

Your "good writing" is seen in half a dozen cookie cutter Disney Channel shows.

It's like being excited over a piece of bond paper. Why even?
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>>92418516
What is a cliche and what makes it so bad? Even if the writing makes sense but it's done by other shows before makes it bad?
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>>92418566

Proof? Star's flaws and the consequences are way more pronounced than most other animated shows.

Even if what you claim is true-all that means is those shows have good writing too. Just because the theme is cliche/repeated does not magically invalidate the writing quality.
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>>92418539

no, it's Future Marco due to some wibblly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey bullshit.
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>>92418516
Name 10 examples, and let's see how similarly to SvE the relationships are developed in them.
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Can we just all admit that both Starco and Jarco are laden with too many tropes and cliches to count and it really just comes down to personal preference?

Honestly, in a purely romantic sense, neither one is objectively better
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>>92418611
>>92418612

>Star's flaws and the consequences are way more pronounced than most other animated shows.

Literally the plot of Lizzie Maguire/Hannah Montana. They churn out the quirky klutzy blonde preteen girl main character every decade or half decade and I'm sick of it.
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>>92418652

oh yea most likely

the same argument has been said and refuted in this thread like 10 times, with 0 response other than "BUT ITS CLICHE LUL DISNEY XD"
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>>92418657
This is 4chan

...so no.
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>>92418657
>Starco


>Jarco
What about Eclipsico?
>>
LEXI I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT

HIT HER HARDER
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>>92418657
>Honestly, in a purely romantic sense, neither one is objectively better
Well, I'd argue that one of them objectively has a stronger connection and sense of comfort between the two people involved than the other.
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>>92418681
see >>92418676
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>>92418740
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>>92418785
Jarco it is. The relationship with no baggage from a clingy best friend.
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>>92418785
Which is why I made that distinction of "romantic". Are cute high school romances where both parties actually like each other, despite not being a perfect match, not allowed anymore or something?
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>>92418676
elaborate
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>>92418422
>good writing means you have a fucked up protagonist character

So My Immortal is good writing?
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>>92411282
Star is such a horrible person.

She doesn't deserve Marco.
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>>92418676

Never watched those shows but the consequences of the MC's actions were almost certainly not as severe as Star's (kingdom in massive threat, MHC dead/gone, Glossaryck in hands of nemesis, Toffee back, has to abandon Earth, etc.)

You still haven't actually pointed out the bad writing. You've said "IT'S SIMILAR TO OTHER THINGS" and not actually addressed any of the anons answering that.
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>>92418868
Marco is also a horrible person. He doesn't deserve Jackie.

Jackie is perfect. She deserves everyone but will still end up with Oskar
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>>92418867
Why are you consistently reducing what we're typing out for you like you're some sort of late night show host? Are you looking for replies?
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>>92418876
>>92418839
>blonde
>dumb as a rock
>manic pixie girl
>muh independent woman
>fucks up all the time
>root of their problems is with them and how they're immature in handling the circumstances they face
>they end up with their geeky best friend

Literally cookie cutter Disney princess bullshit.
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>>92418868
This. Marco deserves Jackie.
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>>92418740
Does that mean humans are the real monsters?
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>>92418822
What about...
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>>92418915

your overreductions of the premise invalidate your argument because

it's easy to boil down anything to cliches/tropes/shitty subversions

and you still haven't addressed any of the points people have brought up about how cliche isn't inherently bad (unlike subverting a cliche simply for the sake of subversion)

gg I got baited
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>>92418740
>Eclipsa dominating Star infront of Marco and Moon
>Star soon starting to like being sexually abused by a powerful,magical figure that is her how Greatx9 Grandmother
I mean.... it could work?
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>>92418915
>dumb as a rock
>used argumentative bullshit to make a death cube explode

>manic pixie girl
>acts out in a form of desperation due to the strenuous pressure Moon puts on her

>muh independent woman
>literally lampshaded in the one episode she said that by making her unable to carry the weight she was bringing

>fucks up all the time
>still tries to make amends for fucking up

>root...
>in reality no one is giving Star any practical lessons or advice or guidance and are forcing her to feel her way towards accomplishing basic goals

>they end up with their geeky best friend
>LITERALLY just evacuated Earth with an unrequited love

Please just stop.
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>>92418915
>can you say something other than "IT'S SIMILAR TO OTHER THINGS"?
>IT'S SIMILAR TO OTHER THINGS, here is the list of cliches!
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>>92418986
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>>92418868
Marco is a horrible person and doesn't even deserve Alfonzo and Ferguson.
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>>92419050
Nice try, Alfonzo and Ferguson.
Log off the school computer
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>>92419044
I'm ready.
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>>92418293
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>>92413297
Well they DID canonly like each other...
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>>92418868
>>92419050
>>92418891
Anon is a horrible person and doesn't deserve Star, Marco, Jackie, Janna, Hekapoo, Angie or anyone else.
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>>92418303
There's a crush I have on someone RIGHT NOW that I'm going to take to my fucking grave.
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>>92419003
You'd have to be pretty stoned to claim Star vs. is an original non-cliche show that actually brings something creative to the table when it's just a mishmash of tropes at its core.
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>>92419100
>Anon is a horrible person
you take that back right now you fucking cuck
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>>92419100
Not even Alfonzo and Ferguson?
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>>92419086
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>>92417887
>two episodes
Wait what? Was there a leak?
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>>92419157
>>92419161
Yes. Anon deserves nobody. Not even Sky.
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>>92419149
Let's make that grave happen faster, hmm?
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>>92419150

except I didn't make that claim

the most I said was "it actually has a MC with serious character flaws and serious consequences for them" as a point for good writing

and how cliche isn't inherently bad and how subverting a cliche isn't inherently good

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>>92417262
It's well done so I don't really care. Everything doesn't have to be fresh, just well executed
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>>92419181
Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?
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>>92419210
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>>92412792
Calm down
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>>92419150
>it's just a mishmash of tropes at its core
Literally every good story is.
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>>92419272
He's omniscient and omnipotent. So he's god basically.
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>>92419286
What's this from? looks familiar
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>>92419251
Do it.
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>>92419149
You say that now, you may think differently when you're actually facing death (or loss, separation, etc.)
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>>92419314
>My Immortal is a mishmash of tropes
>it's a good story
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>>92419258
>Not everything has to be fresh, just CUTE AND PERFECT

ftfy
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>>92419252
It's cliche and boring at best because it's something people who actually watch shows have seen before.
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>>92419272
>>92419320
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>>92419419
They stopped talking to me a while ago.

My decision to not mention it was sound.
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>>92419150
You haven't provided an argument supporting
>when it's just a mishmash of tropes at its core
and it makes it seem like you're pulling opinions out from your ass
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>>92419443
dumb cute and perfect poster
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>>92419478
>seeing the same cliches in other shows repeated in SvFoe that people who don't know better claim to be refreshing and original when they're tired and hackneyed isn't an argument

U-huh. Watch more shows.
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>>92419453

given that damn near everyone in this thread disagrees with you, including other posters who have seen KP and the like, seems like you're in the wrong (especially because boring is a very subjective term)

do you also complain about eating the same meals more than a few times, even if it's well made?
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>>92419210
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>>92419580
What's a cliche and why are they "bad"?
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>>92416990
>shit the bug alien is going to rip off my head isn't it
>>
>I don't need a HEERO, Maruko. I need a tomodachi.

Have you guys watched the japanese dub?

youtube.com/watch?v=jjnfffLBq5Q&index=5&list=PLgQE2b33IvZ3q_ovnBv7InG1PFX5f-H0F
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>>92419428
I've no idea what My Immortal is, but it doesn't matter. I said "every good story is a mishmash of tropes", not "every mishmash of tropes is a good story".

In fact, pretty much every story is a mishmash of tropes. Star Wars is nothing but tropes and cliches, but while the original trilogy is adored worldwide, the prequel trilogy, er, not so much. Tropes and cliches don't inherently make something good or bad. So it's retarded to use "a mishmash of tropes" as a criticism or an argument against something.
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>>92419711
Star Buttafurai's voice is horrendous
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>>92419467
And did you have such a close relationship with them as Star had with Marco?
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>>92419711
Yeah. I'm pretty sure Nefcy soaked her panties when she found out Jonathan and Rin voiced the main characters of her show.
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>>92416364
You're doing god's work son.
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>>92419513
dumb cuckposter
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>>92419763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKoNCybs58s
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>>92419740
>I have no idea what these terrible stories is, but my terrible story is good instead of bad because I don't know any better
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>>92419763
I think it's fitting and translates the spirit of the english dub pretty well.

>>92419772
It's like the OTP I never knew I wanted
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>>92419711
It's my favorite anime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65RlzAYwE3M
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>>92419711
>Marco's Bizarre Adventure
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>>92419843
Heh
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>>92419880
It's because of voices like that, that I can only watch dubbed anime. WHO IN THE FUCK ENJOYS THAT SCREECHING!
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>>92419880
German dub > Japanese dub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_2rDthkLnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HkBqFglBgE
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>>92419905
>my opinion on this story is more valid than his because I've seen other stories that he hasn't, and I judge stories based strictly on other what stories did instead of what the story itself actually did
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>>92420027
>that distinctly male grunting when StarFan13 is trying to refresh the page
I like how the German dub matches the pitch of the English VAs, it makes watching it much easier.
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>>92420027
German Keit-ai > Japanese Keit-ai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZEERtZjlLs
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>>92419975
We outnumber you and outquality (You).
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>>92420072
>babby's first manic pixie girl magical girl show
>WAH BEST EVER!!!111
>point out that it's been done before and done better
>hurr durr ur opinion is wrong my opinion in fax hurr

Watch. More. Shows.
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>>92420027
lol is starfan voiced by a dude?
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>we went through an entire thread without posting Sky or MonStar
Is this... evolution?
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>>92420098
>we
theres that word again, 4chan isnt an echo chamber, and neither is /co/
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>>92419975
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>>92420027
Waaaaay better than the Japanese one. Marco's voice sounds a little off though.
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>>92420088
Findet einen Weg!
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>>92420154
He only sounds off because he sounds like our version of Gustav.
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>>92420088
ALWAYS
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>>92420151
>aval0nx
INTO THE BINS
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>>92420134
no, this is forcing the posters to use their brains for once instead of posting the most simple and stupid stuff
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>>92420122
It doesn't matter if it has been done before you goddamn retard. Hero's Journey has been done over and over as well, that doesn't mean the original Star Wars trilogy was bad. Originality has no bearing whatsoever on whether something is good.
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>>92420134
no it's an unofficial thread completely made to argue about shipping
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>>92419360
>>92419360
>>92419360
>>92419360

NEW THREAD
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>>92420220
Mods, delete this shit, we aren't archived yet.
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>>92420220
shut the fuck up
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>>92420202
>it doesn't matter that a cliche show has been done before and adds nothing original to the concept, thus it comes off as more of the same tired old shit

So do you find the "Chicken crossed the road" joke still funny and masterful?
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>>92420220
OH SHIT NIGGER WTF U DOIN
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>>92420201
This thread is full of brainless shit flinging though
>>92420220
Case in point this dumbass nigga
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>>92420140
But starcofags all over the world are.

Everyone of them chanting CUTE AND PERFECT while making blood pacts. All you have is some shitty fetish buzzword from the alt-right which saturated to a point where it's basically meaningless.
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>>92420220
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>>92420236
We're at page 9.
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>>92420151
This guy seems really salty about Jackie and Marco being a thing.
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>>92420260
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>>92420252
It's perfectly amusing as far as anti-jokes go. There is nothing wrong with it.
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>>92420220
haha rip thread

say hello to mods
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>>92414572
but Star has known Marco for less than a year
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>Dimensions seem to be entire universes
>People still just say that "the universe is in danger" or that they want to "conquer the universe"

What the fuck, man.
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>>92420279
This isn't a general board, it's against the rules to crosslink to another opened thread.
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>>92420252

do you find any food that you've had several times before boring and bland and bad
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>>92420256
but the op was a well (more or less) tought argument and for the most part it was acually a discussion and not just random shitposting.
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>>92420220
NIGGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Se9vvLsVUI
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>>92420291
It's old, tired, and everyone has heard of it.
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>>92420260
Googly eye anon is my waifu.
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>>92420305
Could've fooled me.
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>>92420309
This idiot can't tell the difference between original and good. I'm sure he'd be perfectly happy to be served rancid toe fungus in place of his favourite meal.
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>>92420192
After you.
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>>92420372
It's not that good if it's the exact same shit as before.

The reason why you find it good is because you haven't watched any of the other shows that came before it using the same premise.
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>>92420380
I hate that fucking edgy degenerate
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>>92420252
You arguments are boring and unoriginal. People have used them a lot in the past, and better.
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>>92420332
That doesn't mean it isn't a good, classic joke. It's just unoriginal.
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>>92420380
>le everyone is evil sexual deviants!!!1!
>HOT
Aval0nx please leave. dont you have garajband porn to make?
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>>92420380
I get the cuck memes are jokes, but this fella seems to genuinely hate Jackie.
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>>92420396
Sure I have. And I can see where this one is going. I still want to know how it is going to get there.
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>>92420401
And I hate your edgy "star is a cuck lol" memes, and yet you keep posting them.
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>>92420151
The skateboard bit destroys my hides everytime
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>>92420427
So just like Star vs. the Forces of Evil then?

>>92420442
Star Wars actually brings something new and fresh to the Flash Gordon formula with improved special effects and giving a B-movie plot an A-movie budget.

Star does not do this with its tired best friends become lovers plot.
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>>92420372
>>92420396

man how do you even enjoy life/food/interactions if everything isn't tremendously novel
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I'll just leave this here.
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>>92420302
realistically "dimensions" are either more like planets that are extremely far apart but still in the same universe, or every character except Heinous, who actually uses "multiverse," is kind of an idiot
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>>92420468
>Sure I have
>what is My Immortal?
>I never watched Lizzie Maguire/Hannah Montana

No you haven't.
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>>92420462
Don't cuckposters use any oppurtinity to debase and bully Star over virtually anything?
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>>92420494
I support this ship.
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>>92420513
There are multiple people talking to you, dumbass.
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>>92420491
see >>92420484
>Star Wars actually brings something new and fresh to the Flash Gordon formula with improved special effects and giving a B-movie plot an A-movie budget.

>Star does not do this with its tired best friends become lovers plot.
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>>92420494
I'm surprised this hasn't happened sooner with how popular princess marco is and since literally 90% of ships involve him anyways
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>>92420544
And many of them have only Star Butterfly as their first magical girl/best friend love story show.
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>>92420302
Think of it this way. Due to the universe's accelerating expansion, some parts of it are moving away from each other so fast that they are effectively unreachable one from each other (unless you use portals to move around) and might as well be considered "different universes". That's what "dimensions" are.
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>>92420574
Because anons project themselves as the ones fucking Marco, and they can't project when it's Marco fucking himself
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>>92420555

If special effects count as new and fresh, then the world of Star vs (more pertinently, the character interactions and how they affect it) certainly counts in differentiating it from similar animated shows.
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>>92420555
...I'm guessing you don't know what 'Hero's Journey' is. Because it's been around a hell of a lot longer than Flash Gordon.
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>>92420098
This ain't a democracy, it's a Nefcytatorship.
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>>92420651
I know what Hero's Journey is. I also know when a show adds nothing to a cookie cutter plot so it doesn't stand out.

For every Star Wars, there are literally thousands of forgettable stories that follow the same pattern but don't get a fraction of Star Wars' success because they add nothing new to the table.
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>>92420664
I never get tired of seeing this.
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>>92420664
What the FUCK does that even mean.

But if I got analogy right, then you can say goodbye to Jackie fampai. BINNED
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>>92420484
I know this argument has going on for a while but lemme just say that no star is not original and it is using a plot used 100 times already but that doesn't mean switching it up a bit makes it good or even just better. They had already set up this story doing something like jackie and marco ending up together isn't gonna make it better automatically because now it's missing one cliche. Not only that but its already written a certian way, the only way they could have gone against cliches and made it good is if jackie, marco, and star's relationships with each other were changed up so the drama between them could be more dynamic
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>>92420631
>Star vs (more pertinently, the character interactions and how they affect it) certainly counts in differentiating it from similar animated shows.

It really doesn't. It uses the same interactions, in fact.
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>>92420519
The cuck posters are bad too, but it's weird seeing some one go through all this effort just to spite them.
Then again it could just be his fetish and I'm reading too far into it.
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>>92420731
>no star is not original

I accept your concession.
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>>92420795
>I accept your concession.
I thought the dragonball g*neral wasnt on /co/?
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>>92420795

lmao the argument has been whether or not Star vs has good writing, not whether or not its original

but hey keep knocking those strawmen down buddy
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>>92420697
So, Virgil's Aeneid is bad because it's using the same pattern of earlier stories? A European medieval/renassance town like pic related is ugly because the designs have all been used before? My relationship with my gf is bad because she's basically the same person now as she was when we got together ten years ago?

You're just a nutter.
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>>92420795
anon, I wasn't the anon you've been arguing with, I'm a different anon. I was just trying to say that taking out a single cliche doesn't suddenly make something better
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The only sad thing about the Japanese dub is that Toffee isn't voiced by Toshiyuki Morikawa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ft4tgR6kA
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>>92417278
Seddm, is that you? Cuz if not, it sure sounded like some of his posts...
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>>92416990
>ffffffffffffffffffffuck
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>>92420664
In that case you may wanna prepare yourself for the influx of "Cuckie" memes, because they are sure as hell coming.
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>>92420964
intro does not guarantee Jackie is written out of the show you mongoloid
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>>92420895
>Seddm actually getting straight to the point instead of giving an elaborate, well written complete non-answer
Pretty sure it's not him.
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>>92420895

Nope, just a random anon. I like doing deep analyses (or at least comprehensive) of friendships/relationships on shows, because that's generally what draws me in. Have read some of Seddm's stuff, so I'm really flattered to be compared to that to be honest.

I'll probably take what I posted and write it up in a bit more detail/with screencaps from the show or something this weekend, just gotta finish the MCAT and then I get a week of freedom.
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>>92420964
I literally don't care, it will still get me off.
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>>92421036

You thought my stuff was well-written but wasn't too long winded? Thanks! I honestly was worried I was going off into tangents/side-topics too much, as I feel I do that in person when I talk.

But overall, you thought my 3 posts weren't too bad? Woo!
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>>92420993
I never said she is getting written out of the show.
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>>92421068
Yeah, I was the one who originally congratulated you in >>92417060. I wouldn't actually say it's particularly beautifully and well-written (no offence, yeah? my writing is even worse anyway), but it makes good points and successfully gets them across and is worthy of screencapping for further reference.

Seddm, meanwhile, seems to be too prone to take a simple phrase or a sentence and turn into into a large well-written sugar-coated wall of text with little or no point to get across. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy reading his thoughts, but often I'm just like "yeah, it's nice, but why couldn't you simply write "I don't know" or "No, I don't think that's what will happen, but this will..." and that's it?"
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>>92421085

Both Jackie and Star can be happy.

This is a kids' cartoon, after all.
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>>92421410
>Both Jackie and Star can be happy.
indeed they can
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>>92421404

oh no offence taken, I was rereading it and holy shit lol it's bad (in the first post I say "2 things" and list only one and drop that entirely because I ran out of characters)

I see what you're saying-I like that aspect, mainly because I usually have my own opinion on the question/answer and Seddm's stuff is padding, but I can see why it's also off-putting too

I'll polish that stuff up this weekend and make it into a more-organized post but thanks again for the feedback, it's really appreciated

Anything in particular that you disagree with content-wise though?
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>>92418365
>she's responsible for the deaths of the high commission members
They're kind. I'm not. You're a fucking retard.
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>>92421064
Disgusting. You are not loyal to a ship or a waifu. You are just ready to cling on whatever is the latest fad for the lulz.
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>>92419272
"Beat off and come all over Ludo's beautiful face"
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