Elmo. God save us.. the Elmo era. Sesame Street was created to

Calm down manchild. It's programming for toddlers.

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>>92386210
God?

>>92386210
At least post a link to the video.

>>92386210
>Ours is a cultural ghetto

People have been saying this stupid shit since the invention of civil society.

>>92387800
language is a virus

>>92386210
Forget the meds again?

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>>92388093
You could always just destroy it.

It's okay, OP. I got the reference.

When I was a boy, there was an empty house just up the hill from my family's. It was rumored a man committed suicide there after being possessed by the devil. One day, a young woman, Lydia, moved into the house with her infant child. That very night, Lydia was awakened by a loud, heinous hissing sound. She walked to the nursery, and there, in baby's crib, was a snake wrapped around baby's neck, squeezing tighter and tighter. The crib was full of dirt. Baby struggled to free itself from underneath, reaching and clawing, gasping for air. Embalmed bodies rose from their sarcophagi, lurching toward baby, for they were mummies. Amongst them was a man, tall, slim.
Almost instinctively, she turned to her husband. "Oh, wait," she thought, "I don't have a husband." For Lydia and her husband had had an argument, one they couldn't get past. Each night, they slept one inch farther apart, until one night, Lydia left. It was about this time she lost herself in imaginary worlds. She had quit the book club, the choir, citing something about their high expectations. Her lips slowly grew together from disuse. Everytime she wanted to act and didn't, another part of her face hardened, until it was stone. And that fevered night, she rushed to the nursery, threw open the door, "Baby, are you okay?" Baby sat up slowly, turned to mother and said, "I'm fine, bitch, I'm fine."

>>92389370
Damn, what the fuck happened to Hamburglar?

>>92391402
__ ____ _ ____ _________?

>>92386210
I have an answer, but first I need to know:

Do you want the sexual metaphor or the nature metaphor?

>>92392920
Surprise me.

>>92386210
>>92387262
Since no one else is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-_230SjbM

>>92394910
I just....really fucking love Ultron going off on nonsensical tangents that no one understands. The movie would have been better if those were his lines, honest to god.