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/sug/ Steven Universe General 2017-05-14 04:43:34 Post No. 92362082
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Rainy days Edition
Last Thread: >>92351754
[NEW RELEASES]
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SFW art requests?
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>>92362113
Something with Lars?
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>>92362113
Malachite
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>>92362113
topaz working out
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Why don't the gems use GUNS?
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>>92362113
Jasper with Pumpkin?
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>>92362214
you think thats wise?
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>>92362238
Jasper IS a pumpkin
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Gems should cut their hair short
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>>92362258
Can Stevonnie fuse with gems?
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It's weird watching the early episodes where the gen stuff seems more in line with magic and now it's much more sci fi oriented. Like that one thing that can just turn back time? The fuck.
Not to say the sci fi didn't exist back then but still.
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>>92362113
Pearl pushing one of the other-colored pears from the chart (only got this partial chart handy) into Dewey's arms and running off. The new pearl says something like 'how can I serve you, my mayor?' and makes an 'm' sign with her hands.
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>>92362281
here here!
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>>92362318
pic related with chart section
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>>92362311
hully
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>>92362329
kek
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hey /sug/ I just saw the recent episodes. I have never been this interested in the show since The Return.
i am lost though, are we back into the weekly schedule or what?
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I have a question. How the hell does Blue Diamond's dress work? I'm trying to figure out where the hood goes, but I'm probably overthinking it.
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a writefag should do a yandere lapis x steven story
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>>92362192
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How does /sug/ feel about gay ships?
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>>92362479
Hey, nice.
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>>92362533
Its like 70% of what we talk about
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>>92362438
We get blasts of episodes now. Dumps instead of weekly.
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>>92362438
Nope. On Memorial Day we're getting an hour long special thing. So kind of like a bomb but all at once.
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>>92353450
I'll do one last request before going to bed
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>>92362113
Lars despairing?
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>>92362600
Oh, that's good to hear
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>>92362533
all I heard was forced homosexuality:^)
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I avoided the last two threads because all I kept seeing was arguing over Jasper and Lapis and Malachite but this thread will be better right?
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>>92362990
Jaspis is shit
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>>92362990
Which gem is the best consensual butt fucker?
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>>92362990
dumbass
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>>92362990
Yes because this is now a Pearl Thread.
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>>92362082
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
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>>92362623
>>92362638
that's kind of unconventional, shit is going down but even then.does CN want to end this soon?
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>>92362990
Stop Please, you're making Pearl very upset
o:^(
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>>92363126
can it be a Pearl(s) thread?
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>>92362113
Buck flirting with Lars
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>>92363137
FUCKK
OFF
RETARD
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>>92363137
I don't get it. Why don't Homeworld gems cower in fear when they see Rose (well, not Rose herself but Steven)? She's an infamous war criminal who killed one of the diamonds. Should normal gems like Aquamarine and Jasper be more intimidated by her?
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>>92363137
I miss the Lion Around one
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>>92363237
She probably did it by some type of low handed means, not straight up head to head combat.
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>>92362209
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>>92363137
Why? Why bother?
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porl
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>>92363137
Shitters like you have been getting kicked in the balls all of season 4.
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>>92362990
This is now a chui thread and it will unite all the angry fags together and bring eternal peace and prosperity to /sug/
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>>92363426
Kill yourself
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>>92363226
>>92363302
>>92363423
why all the hatred?
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>>92363358
I hate how her pupils shrink as her eyes narrow.
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>>92363479
Blame Zuke. That's her style.
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>>92363471
I'm tired of thatnshit.
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>>92363200
of course
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>>92362772
There's this artist who turns Sonic characters into ginjinka(?) gems. It's actually pretty well drawn and good.
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>>92363580
>Vore
how disgusting
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have you had your daily saltwater?
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>>92363805
No, I don't eat shit.
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>>92363580
kys
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Requests?
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>>92363805
yes, but have you had your dose of blue saltwater?
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>>92363805
I think I need more.
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>>92363858
Aquamarine tears Sapphire's dress off.
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>>92363869
more?
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>>92363858
Malachite calling Yellow Diamond and Blue Diamond faggots
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>>92363858
Lapis dressed as Blue Diamond
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>>92363858
Steven kissing Jasper
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>>92363912
MOOOOOOOOOOORE
i want to lick all over pearls hand
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>>92364061
I don't got more for that
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>>92363858
Lapis gasping in shock and embarrassment as she realizes her top has come undone.
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>>92364102
cute.. and hot
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>>92362533
I fondly remember my sonadow days
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I like this gem.
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Ok, /sug/ I'm gonna get going
Thanks for putting up with my crappy sketches for another week
See you next friday
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>>92363858
Jasper and Lapis holding back their respective fags as they call each other Lapshits and Jascucks and try to rip each other's throats out
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>>92364207
You like shit
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>>92364207
You like shit.
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>>92364194
>Lapis
>Tits
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>>92363451
>>92363818
>>92364265
Why aren't you dead yet? It was nice for the two days you weren't here, a record.
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>>92364315
Because you haven't killed yourself for being such a massive dicklicker. Get on that.
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>>92364194
its cuter than that, lapidirt
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/FREAKS/ COME OUT AT NIGHT
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>>92364356
*jasperfags
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What are the Diamonds going to do to Lars?
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>>92364419
Put him in the zoo where he belongs.
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>>92364061
I want to gently kiss Lapis's gem.
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>>92364356
Jasper can drown in Saltwater, yes?
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>>92364356
I need to go to bed.
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>>92364435
>putting a guy who refuses to experience positive emotions in a sanctuary of positive reinforcement
It won't work
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>>92364440
Don't we all
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>>92364351
Does Lapis have the key to Pearl's heart?
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>>92364442
yes
a mug of saltwater for all
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>>92364435
i doubt so, they didnt show the zoo at all in the trailer, and it's far away from homeworld
unless somehow they moved the facility
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>>92364497
They can always just launch him into space if that doesn't work out.
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>>92364562
I think they could both do better
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>>92364578
that's amethyst tittymilk
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>>92364655
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Strictly platonicLapiven is the best ship.
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>>92364826
It's strictly cancer, like all forms of lapiven.
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>>92364826SexualLapiven is the best ship.
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>>92364826
All Lapis ships are shit since she doesn't even have a personality
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>>92364826
>Strictly platonic Lapiven
you, you're alright,
this one: >>92364877
real fucking ugly
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>>92363858
Wy-Six with a gun.
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they diamonds cannot be redeemed. only pink coming back to life could change them.
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>>92363293
What's she working out for?
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>>92364946
>real fucking ugly
Ugly? You think I'm ugly?
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>>92363805
Reminder: Saltwater will kill you
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>>92365040
Topaz wants to look good for Topaz.
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>>92365035
Good, they shouldn't be redeemed. They're dictators who have killed countless innocents.
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>>92364939
She's a bubbly thing for Steven.
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>>92365091
Topaz thinks Topaz always looks good.
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Y6 upset that he is stuck in the zoo with Lars
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why the fuck does my tortilla taste like bananas?
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>>92365242
She's not wrong.
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>>92365154
I guess
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>>92365155
Topaz knows, and Topaz also loves Topaz for how she is, but Topaz doesn't want to just rest on her laurels now that she and Topaz are together.
Topaz thinks that Topaz only deserves the best, and because of that, Topaz wants to stay the best.
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>>92362302
Should be possible.
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>>92365320
Were there bananas placed on top/near the tortillas?
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>>92365439
Topaz is going the extra mile for Topaz even though Topaz really doesn't need to, I think that speaks volumes about Topaz love of Topaz. Good job Topaz you found a keeper.
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>>92365287
looks more like his mom
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>>92365518
oh my fucking god, that's exactly why. thank you.
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dont die on me, /sug/
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Why didn't Aquamarine just report Topaz about what she did to her?
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>>92365978
no kiss
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>>92366058
Maybe she has a heart of gold deep down.
Or maybe she realized it wasn't Topaz's fault because she is a fusion.
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>>92365554
>ywn have a relationship like Topaz and Topaz
feelsbadman
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>>92366058
because she secretly craves her big banana
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why do you exist
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>>92366225
Because I am God
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>>92366225
To fuck you
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>>92366225
Because I want to.
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>>92366225
im putting the liquor store owner's kids through college
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>>92366225
I don't need a reason, get offa my back.
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>>92362533
I hate them
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Platonic ships are for losers
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>yfw there will never be another townie episode after this special
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>>92366402
I think he's implying that he's an alcoholic.
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>>92366411
>says platonic ships suck
>uses platonic ship for reference
Good job on being accurate sir.
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>>92366225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwtFz-8Dv9g
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i don't know if color anon picked this up but someone requested it and i felt like grinding some coloring exp so here's this blue meme shit
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do you expect to see the big w the next episode?
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>>92366424
>people believe this
HA
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>>92366537
i read that in buck's voice
i'm hoping she shows up for the trial or is at least mentioned. i think moonstone might be a white gem. i'll be sort of disappointed if she doesnt come up at all.
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>>92366477
Steven is for Lapis.
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>>92366607
yeah satan they are good friends.
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Will the special and the rest of the episodes be leaking early?
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>>92366649
i really dont want to be spoiled on this one. but im betting we'll at least get previews soon.
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>>92366477
Oh, you're one of THOSE people..
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>>92366649
seconding this
There's the "watch the first 10 minutes now on the cartoon network app" so i'm sure we'll get than soon
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>>92366477
>implying shipping can be nonplatonic
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>>92366649
I'll leak all the episodes tomorrow but only if you ask for them nicely
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>>92366799
>>92366678
>>92366649
>first 10 minutes will leak soon
>pictures of the remaining 35 minutes will leak soon after, probably revealing important stuff (white diamond, fusions, gems, etc)
>the whole special may even leak days before the airing date.
B-BOY h-hype train amirite guys?
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How do you do?
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>>92366926
fuck you nigger
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>>92366799
The first 10 minutes thing is Stuck Together which already came out.
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Why is everyone assuming the 1 hour special will be a full 1-hour-long thing? It's gonna be 5-6 episodes.
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>>92367002
Do you know how American TV works you dumb cunt? It's 4 episodes.
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>>92367002
we know
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>>92367002
HA 5-6? it's gonna be 4 episodes totaling 44 minutes with 16 minutes of good ole' american advertising
>>92366955
now i feel worse
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>>92367059
so it's gonna be stuck together, the trial, off colors and lars' head?
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>>92367087
yes
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>>92362451
She's just wearing a curtain famalam.
Draw it as you like.
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>>92362674
Sleep tight.
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>>92366948
If you don't ask nicely then you aren't getting leaks and until next friday
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>>92362533
They're bad and you should feel bad
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>>92367228
Fuck off bitch or give me the fucking leaks I'm not going to ask again
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>>92363126
Sooooo thicc, I wanna smash.
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>>92364826
I rate this ship at least number 1 or a tie for 1st place.
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Steven universe nendroids when?
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>>92367360
>A Lapis Nendoroid
My dick would be diamonds
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>>92367400
Hot glue
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>>92367262
I guess leaks aren't coming until next weekend guys, sorry
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>>92367400
yawn
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>>92367400
this expression wheel describes my puberty
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Hey late at night/yurop /sug/
Who has the absolute most best aesthetic design?
I feel like its up between Lapis and BD
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>>92367531
Lapis' design is so fucking boring. What's wrong with you?
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>>92367480
you from the inside?
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>>92367531
Lapis!!!! She is my waifu (+_+)
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>>92367531
i found BD design to be pretty shit, a mix between simple and bland
Also, holly blue has the best design by far
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>>92367612
opal is cuter
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>>92367644
Agree
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>>92367480
can I please have the leaks...
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>>92367679
anon gets it
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>>92367531
i like holly, rose and the diamonds
lapis is up there too, really i think all the designs so far are fitting
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>>92367531
>lapis
>aesthetic
are you 15?
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>>92367228
Lapis Griffin
Louis Lazuli
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>>92367720
Opal is literally the prettiest gem on the show. Shame they never fucking use her
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>>92367531
Pearl. Looks great in every outfit.
Also Opal and Rainbow Quartz.
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>>92367751
you can't deny that her popularity is at least 75% looks anon
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>>92367751
lapis is so retro a s t h e t i c man, nostalgia, vhs, water,
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>>92367784
Because she's skinny, boring and basic?
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>>92367787
>>92367751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCSb5Jr_1Z0
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>>92367811
she is one of the most conventionally attractive gems
i think op meant aesthetically pleasing design
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>>92367784
She isn't that popular at all though.
The only time I even see fanart of her is when she's paired with memedot.
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>>92367836
pre-renaissance asthetic
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>>92367842
>aesthetically pleasing design
yeah, meant this
>>92367847
Nigga, pic related
factor in that I asked some of the Aqua voters who they thought best blue was before they met aqua and a couple said Lapis
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>>92367842
>ratty hair
>dumb sundress thing
>triangle lois nose
>cringey dialogue
>gross neon color
>memebarn inhabitant
>meep morp XD
honestly there is not one thing about her that's attractive
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>>92367847
>lapis not popular
are you serious?
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>>92367842
>conventionally attractive
>aesthetically pleasing
Lapis is neither of these
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>>92367892
Are you?
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>>92367886
hm....
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>>92367888
As a lapisfag, I feel that I and most of my fellow lapisfag fell for her thanks to S1 Lapis.
What Zuke did to her in the barn was an abomination, but now we look forward and hope that Lapis gets redeemed.
The New Crystal Gems was a good sign that there is still hope for Lapis
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>>92367892
No. She really isn't.
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>>92367888
>>92367903
anon i am by no means a lapisfag but you've got to accept she has a pretty design and is often described as 'waifu-bait'
>>92367927
i dont know anon, even when i never look for art of her i always stumble upon it, and kids have told me they like her 'water angel' look
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>>92367847
she is totally polar
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>>92367944
>The New Crystal Gems was a good sign that there is still hope for Lapis
What the fuck? That episode was shit and she was shit in it. All her dialogue was cringy.
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>>92367944
>the new crystal gems was a good sign that there is still hope for lapis
>an episode where lapis acted like a useless retarded meme
lapisfags are retarded
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>>92367973
Sorry, but boring blue chick in a plain dress isn't "pretty" to me.
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>>92367979
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>>92367480
FUCKING GOOD I DIDN'T WANT YOUR SHIT LEAKS ANYWAY
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>>92367944
I can make a lossy vhs video too you know
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>>92368004
>>92367979
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>>92368004
>most rate 7
>mediocre
what the fuck are you trying to prove to me? the episode was useless unfunny fanservice garbage.
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>>92368029
ask the same poll again. i dare you.
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>>92368004
>>92368029
Lapisfags are retarded AND from reddit apparently
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>>92368035
and you know what anon, that is your opinion, I can respect it, but I can also disagree with it
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>>92367644
No!! =_=
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>>92368029
>Retard learns how to swap ip's
Anyways...
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>>92368001
see, it's subjective, but thin, femme chick with a dress and a skimpy top is pretty conventionally attractive
i'm more of a thiccfag myself, but i can see the appeal.
why am i even arguing about lapis i dont even like her THAT much
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>>92368051
Why, I asked it right after the episode air, first impressions are great
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>>92368071
Fuck off with your weeb emoticons
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>>92365978
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Best.
Fucking.
Gem.
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>>92368098
>small nose
ree
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>>92368087
Go to bed Zuke. Sorry nobody likes Lapis like you do.
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>>92368098
can't argue with that
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>>92368081
YAWN
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Big
Sexy
Yaoi
Hands
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>>92368110
yeah, it's canon
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>>92368098
Good Gem but shit art of her
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>>92368133
Blue Diamond has bigger yaoi hands than Jasper
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>>92368133
indeed
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>>92368096
This is the nice thread, please do not bully people.
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>>92368150
I beg to differ
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>>92368163
Fuck off nerd
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>>92368153
Prove it bitch.
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>>92368180
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>>92368203
S-stop..... (TT)
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>>92368222
>>
Stuck together leaks came out this time last week, I foolishly believed we'd get the trial leaks and see our mother WD plastered all over /sug/
foolish
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>>92368223
Go back to /a/ you weeb
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>>92368265
if wd gets leaked by screenshots ill cry
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Amedot?
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>>92368265
You should have asked nicely
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>>92368300
Almost as awful and cancerous as Lapidirt
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>>92367228
>You don't know what it was like down there Peydah...
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>>92368071
>>92367944
>>92367784
>>92367531
>>92367612
Lapis in her next episode
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>>92367643
garbage taste
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>>92367177
>literally a diamond shaped body but with thicc curves
Noice
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>>92368365
Peridot strikes me more like a Dale
Lapis is more of a Boomhauer
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>>92368283
I hate /a/
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>>92368640
you hate shit
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>>92368659
So we agree that /a/ is shit?
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>>92368665
not that 'non mon
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>>92368665
fuck off /v/
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>>92368682
/v/ is shit and so.is Jasper
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>>92366225
i think im gods cosmic joke or something.
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>>92368705
Fuck off anon, thats me
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>>92368717
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>>92368730
hey hey, we all can be god's cosmic joke!
>>
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>>92368754
>>92368730
>>92368705
There is no higher power, you're here because your mother and father wanted a child due to their biological imperative. Get over yourself you whiny bastards.
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>>92368705
I know for a fact that I am.
My birthday is even april fools' day.
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Rewatching the entire series and noticing how good the earlier episodes are animated. Did they just lose their budget over time thanks to CN's schedule changes?
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>>92363363
She's flipping her the ringfinger?
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>>92368775
>>92368754
>>92368730
>>92368705
Yeah, you guys only think there's a higher power because of your human bias.
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>>92368742
Rose Quartz = Charlaton
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>>92367531
By "aesthetic design" do you mean the best character design, or most fuckable?
This isn't an anime, so we don't have to pretend like they're the same thing.
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>>92368775
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>>92367400
>a head swap for calm happy lapis, another with wispy hair and rage face, and another for amylapis like third face bottom row
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>>92368863
hitler was christian. get your facts straight fucker.
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>>92368838
Steven deserves a better mother, one who wouldn't leave him with all of her shit.
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>>92368848
the prettiest
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>>92368717
>>92368742
>>92368838
I really want to see more BD steven
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>>92368871
he was the wrong type of christian
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>>92368894
He is a QT3.141
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How do YOU think rose shattered PD? What are you hoping for?
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>>92368878
Blue Diamond, by a long shot.
She's just perfect.
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>>92368932
as long as it wasn't some "Accident" then it's cool
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>>92368946
mah nigga
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>>92368877
Do we know what BD's weapon is?
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>Blue Gem faggots are here.
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>>92368994
and?
Blue gems are best gems
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>>92368994
i don't remember them leaving
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>>92368300
Stick your hand down the garbage disposal and flip the switch.
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>>92368991
No.. but it should be something based on her personality, maybe a double glaive or a type of lance? It's kinda hard
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>>92369021
Lapis is shit
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Why the FUCK does the show bench the best and prettiest characters?
Opal? Never fucking see her.
Lapis? Reduced to a meme at the meme barn watching tv with the meme midget.
Y-6? We'll never see him again.
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Fuck lapis jasper only
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>>92369044
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>>92369049
>Y-6
???
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>>92368877
Why is this a gif if nothing is moving
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>>92369042
Her champion's statue in the arena has a long hammer, but that isn't fitting for BD. I'm thinking piano wire or flail to go with the flowing water motif, or yeah a glaive.
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Interesting....I thought the 2 min preview + screenshots would be leaked by now, the moment I woke up.
Maybe they'll hold on to the rest until the wanted special actually airs?
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>>92369059
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>>92369049
>lapis being the best anything
>lapis being the prettiest anything
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>>92369049
>Opal? Never fucking see her.
To be fair her VA costs a pretty penny, it's the same reason why we'll never see Sugilite again.
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>>92369095
>lapis being the prettiest anything
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>>92368838
>HEADLINE: "Local Man Literally Can't Stop Fucking Rocks"
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>>92369095
Eat a dick, aqua.
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>>92369115
I guess if you're one of those faggots into generic blue anime girl garbage I'd understand but being a faggot for generic blue anime garbage is usually a big red flag for shit taste
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>>92369153
you rather me be generic red anime girl garbage?
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>>92369226
An asuka ripoff waifubait gem would be much better than the shitty rei ripoff garbage gem we have now.
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>>92369244
>shitty rei ripoff garbage gem we have now.
Hey! be nice to bloople!
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This show is why you have trouble sleeping.
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>Can't post fanfics here.
Goddamn it, I guess I'm forever stuck in /trash/.
>>92369264
I don't think so, I think it's because of my abnormally high caffeine intake.
Seriously, I'm having a cup of coffee at 2 in the morning.
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Which rapist gem would you take to a therapist?
Which rapist gem would you put in prison?
Which rapist gem would you rape to teach them a lesson?
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>>92369291
Pearl
Lapis
Jasper
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>>92369291
Jasper
Lapis
Pearl
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>>92369291
>Which rapist gem would you take to a therapist?
Pearl, a lot of the issues she has that caused her to pull of that shit can easily fixed with a few sessions.
>Which rapist gem would you put in prison?
Lapis, although there would have to be a way to negate her powers.
>Which rapist gem would you rape to teach them a lesson
Jasper, but not before going into a state of pure anger like this and listing how it's going to go down.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCa7tKiCMN4
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Will she be redeemed?
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>>92369226
>>92369244
Early seasons lapis is rei, then she turns into asuka.
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>>92362533
I don't know, how do you feel aboutGreg x Lion
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>>92369514
I hope not. we don't need any more memebarn members. hope her gem pops like a bubble.
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>>92369514
As much as I want her to become a recurrent character she'll probably fuck off forever like Holly which is uber gay
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It's Mother's Day!
What will Steven get himself as a gift?
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>>92369549
He'll share a pizza with the gems and his dad.
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>>92369549
He'll just masturbate and cry simultaneously until he falls asleep
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>>92369557
Sounds like my birthdays for the past 7 years.
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>>92369553
He only has 5 dollars so all he can afford is 1 slice.
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>>92369291
>Lapis
>Jasper
>Pearl
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>>92369566
What slice of Pizza is worth 5 dollars?
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>>92369546
Nah, Holly didn't have much buildup before she appeared, she was just there to be an administrative gem. Aqua and Topaz had far more importance in their appearance.
Not that I'm saying she'll be redeemed, just that we most likely haven't seen the last of her.
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>>92369577
Beach pizza
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>>92369577
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>>92369291
Pearl and Jasper raped their victims, not out of sadism, like Lapis, but in a desperate attempt to feel or become stronger. Since Pearl's decision to rape arose from wanting to escape her insecurities and Jasper had never been driven to rape anyone just because she wanted a quick fix to her own similar insecurities (her decision to rape was simply in effort to gain the upperhand in a fight) PEARL is obviously the most mentally fucked without being a sadistic danger to society and needs to see a therapist asap.
Because Jasper isn't Pearl levels of fucked where she's susceptible to randomly raping anyone at any time and needs to be told that she has to stop raping people, but is also a danger to any animals that may be nearby when she gets into fights, she would need to go to prison where she can fight without the chance of raping any animals, since animals don't live in prison.
Because raping Pearl would just cause her to become more mentally fucked than she already is and Jasper has already gotten raped more than enough, Lapis would need to be raped to be taught a lesson. It is necessary to make sure that she will never sadistically rape anyone like the evil rapist she is ever again, especially since she spends a lot of time around young children and we wouldn't any of them to get raped just because they accidentally stepped on her foot or something.
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>>92369566
>this meme
But Greg is a millionaire.
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>>92369577
EXTRA THICC
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>>92369589
Just realized this is the edited one
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>>92369612
Thirty minutes or it's free?
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>>92369600
The first thing he did with all that money, was wonder how to use it for Steven.
I love this man.
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>>92369589
Oh man, I remember the first few times this image was posted, everyone including /pol/ were more upset at the $5 pizza slices than a gay pride parade in a tiny irrelevant beach town, I was blowing my sides up with laughter the whole time.
Glad to see edits are still up and running.
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>>92369625
How did you know?!
>>
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>>92369583
Aqua and Topaz are rumored to be in the game, as the leaker who revealed them originally had a friend who works on the game, allowing them to access the episodes early for development.
Would be a laugh if Aqua is redeemed and they're villains in game.
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>>92369549
A one-way ticket to Homeworld.
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>>92369638
I want to eat her pizza...
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>>92369517
She's nothing like Asuka. Kill yourself.
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>>92369635
Well I mean c'mon, FIVE dollars for ONE slice?
What the hell.
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>>92369514
She's a one-off character which is is why her design and voice are shit.
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>>92369591
Lapis didn't rape Jasper out of sadism. She did it because as she was tired of the world fucking her over and feeling helpless, so as she raped to feel like she had some control over something.
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>>92369642
well my dad works at rebecca sugar and he said holly is the only character
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Peridot's enhancers need to come the fuck back right now
They would always draw her arms proportional to the forearms even tho they should've been shorter considering she was wearing enhancers, and that made her look thicc af
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>>92369665
Keep telling yourself that.
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>>92364419
He's irrelevant except as a human. Yellow Diamond might opt to send him to the Zoo where he was supposed to go in the first place.
>TFW this ends with Steven back on Earth but Lars in the Zoo
>>92364442
She walked across the ocean floor for hundreds of miles to get to Lapis. No. She can't.
And no, she doesn't do tenderness, either. She's a quartz - the quartziest quartz of all. Even the cute ones show affection rough-and-tumble style, like excited dogs (but with less peeing).
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>>92366104
Sauce?
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>>92369699
They were form stabilizers. Now that they're gone she's slowly shrinking.
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>>92366688
Checked n lol'd.
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>>92369684
She said she liked taking everything out on Jasper, as in the thousands of years worth of built up anger towards her helpless situation and homeworld for trapping her in the mirror. Her decision was made because she wanted to finally reign in control of her life, yes, but as she stated as she was dragging Malachite into the ocean, she also wanted to keep her own prisoner instead of being the prisoner herself for once. She wanted to torture someone into feeling the same thing she felt in the mirror, and she liked it. She liked using Jasper as a physical and emotional punching bag and making her suffer. Sadism.
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>>92369291
Japis
Pasper
Learl
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>>92366058
She's probably worked with her before. Their strengths perfectly complement each other: big dumb (literally) ox Topaz never complaining while smart, fast little Aquamarine orders her around.
Aquamarine may be cold-hearted to her prey, but Topaz is a useful ally or at least tool. She could easily choose to view this as a momentary lapse in judgment - and after all, Topaz is a fusion/ fusion couple.
I wonder if Topaz plans to help Steven and Lars, and feigned total surrender because that was the only way to get out of the situation.
>>92366258
>God is an idiot on a thread for fans of a cartoon show that even half of them think is shit
That explains a lot.
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>>92369549
He gets to visit his aunts, lucky boy
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>>92367228
>>92368356
Pottery.
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>>92369591
>Jasper isn't Pearl levels of fucked
She developed Stockholm my dude, ended up raping the dog because Lapis told her to fuck off and even felt sad because "everyone she fused with left"
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>>92369779
Fusion makes you more emotional as we recently learned
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>No leaks tonight
This will be a long week at /sug/
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>>92369770
Has anyone make an edit with BD making an ahegao face and double peace sign already?
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Does anyone else hate how Zuke drew a Aquamarine's back pressed flat against what is supposed to be a curved surface? Her straightened legs and ass are pressed up against nothing because she wasn't looking at the fucking background when she drew the characters in.
>>92369721
Explain yourself then dumbass. I think you're just deluding yourself into she's anything but a useless emo bitch without a character or personality like Rei.
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>>92369770
I wonder what Steven told her to make her go from droopy to MAD
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>>92368098
¡¡¡HABEEB IT!!!
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>>92369779
Yeah I know she's fucked up too and I acknowledged that, but when it comes to how much of a danger she is as a rapist to society, she wasn't the one going around raping people without being provoked like Pearl.
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>>92366225
I was born because my parents wanted a child to love and take care of. Unlike many others, I know for a fact they were clear of intent and desire.
It does help knowing exactly what you are for.
>>92367177
But is she barefoot under there? Are those car-sized, perfect, Bernini-sculpted, smooth, slender feet covered by nothing but her robe?
Come to think of it, it does look like she isn't wearing anything underneath it at all. Almost like a shroud.
>>92368705
"Why did the chicken cross the road"- level at best.
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>>92369753
I don't feel sadism is the right word here. It's not really Jasper's pain she's enjoying as much as the feeling of finally being on top of something.
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>>92369791
That explains Jasper, but not Lapis. They were fused together for months, yet Lapis is almost devoid of emotion unless Steven's around.
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>>92369830
She asked him to tell her before he came but he did it inside her mouth regardless
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How the fuck do you all think Lapis was the bad gem in the malachite situation? Lol she was essentially raped by Jasper.
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>>92368838
Greg Diamond, the René Artois of Beach City.
>>92368871
He may have been raised Christian, but even a fairly assertive atheist like myself doesn't believe he was a real believer as an adult.
>>92368932
Tripped while trying to hand the Shatterpoint to Pink Diamond as a sign of good faith.
"Honored Diamond, I hope you will accept this gesture. One of our brave warriors, brought to despair by this conflict, created a terrible weapon which - WHOA!"
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>>92369868
That's because Lapis hides her emotions. Steven's the only one she feels comfortable opening up to.
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>>92369818
She's pinned by her upper back, and legs are very slightly at a forward angle. It's definitely feasible. Though who are we kidding, Zuke doesn't check. It barely matches up.
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>>92368717
FUCKING MURDER SCHLONG DONGED
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
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>>92366058She secretly liked being overpowered
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>>92369892
Weak ass bait.
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Draw Pearl with tits; the bigger the better.
Draw Garnet not as the niggiest nigger.
Draw Amethyst, Sadie, or Rose as skinny bitches.
Draw Steven (or his dad) skinny, for even more lulz.
Suggest that Lars is not a tranny.
Claim that the Gems only care about Steven because Rose is dead.
Declare that Pearl didn't have a crush on Rose.
Bonus points for saying that they're in a parent/child relationship.
Mistake the Gems for chicks.
Declare that Ruby's a dude.
Point out that Steven Universe is just a ripoff of Adventure Time.
Say that the show is for SJWs and tumblrtards.
Say Stevonnie doesn't go by they/them terms
Make sure to use either he/him or she/her terms
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>>92368991
It's a feather. That's why her court is barefoot.
She believes in discipline, but not brute force.
>>92369021
Add sunglasses and its perfect.
>>92369231
>>92369243
>>92369262
Pretty good.
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Rose Quartz did it for the lulz.
Steven is a gigantic furfag, and according to shippers he will have sex with his lion at some point.
X is Yellow Diamond.
Connie dies.
Fire Salts will eventually become a black market cooking ingredient.
Bleedman will eventually incorporate this show into his shitty comics. He's already made fanart. He may even make Rose Quartz responsible for the American Civil War.
This show does not in fact have le DEEPEST LORE.
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Steven could kill you in a fight.
It's been confirmed that Crystal Gems have no sex.
Tumblr snowflakes condemn people who don't know this and think that the Gems are all chicks as dirty cis male Nazi hetero homophobes that need to be lynched for not caring enough about the show's trivia.
Healing a corrupted Gem is impossible.
Greg still lives in a van.
Jasper won't be redeemed. If you honestly think she will, you're a fucking idiot.
The Gems arrived somewhere in ~4000.BC and proceeded to massively fuck with history, with some of the shenanigans including:
Earth's continents being all fucked up and distorted. (the important ones are fine tho.
Christianity and Islam apparently not existing (but Judaism exists and it can be safely assumed that the Jews, being greedy wealth-loving fucks, worship gems as gods).
WW2 didn't happen, no lolocaust either (at least that was unchanged).
Canada's flag being green and white.
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>>92369911
How to trigger Tumblr to death.
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>>92369866
I guess you can interpret it however you want, I feel like you would have to dehumanize Jasper into an actual stressball or punching bag for it to disqualify as sadism. She specifically wanted another person to suffer and feel the pain she felt, not just let loose on something inanimate that was incapable of feeling isolated and hurt the way she did.
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Steven DeMayo - The main character. As the bastard son of Rose Quartz, he has inherited all of her powers; such as healing literally anything ever, creating life, possessing people, and others. If you pose a threat to the planet's existence, Steven will still see you as capable of changing; but if you hit on him, you're worse than Hitler. Has PTSD.
Greg DeMayo - Steven's dad. He's an ex-solo-musician with cat hair and the poster child for how to fail at life but still get the best girl. Seriously though he met Rose because she's the only person who liked his music. Now Greg runs a Car Wash and lives in a van, so Steven lives with the Gems.
Connie - Steven's obligatory love interest. Connie's mom is a doctor and her dad is a cop who works for multiple beaches in multiple cities so she isn't in the same place for long, meaning she can't make friends. Because she has no friends she spend most of her time reading books and looking at boats. This probably means she knows about Onion's status as Satan. [Insert Un-funny Lolicon joke here.] Now is a edgy sword fighter thanks to Pearl's brainwashing.
Rose Quartz - Steven's mom who had to become an hero to give birth to him. Apparently, she can find beauty in anything (even this show's fandom), has magical healing tears, the power to create minions from plant matter, and she used to plant magic moss bent on devouring everything because she doesn't give a fuck. She's a girl imbued with white attire, pink hair extensions and magical powers linked to a Gem who had tried to 'heal' the spirits of the corrupted Gems and forsaken her physical form because reasons. The definition of a Mary Sue. She's later discovered to be a fucking murderer.
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Pearl - She is a smart-ass who thinks she's superior inferior to anything surrounding her. Has an unquenchable thirst for Rose Quartz. She watches Steven in his sleep. Since she can't sex it up with Rose anymore, she'll settle for the next best thing: Garnet. Now falls for a Tumblr style hyper-dyke Rose lookalike. Also gets the most attention in the show and the crew. Her weapon is a Spiral-tipped spear.
Amethyst - A Gem that was grown on Earth by evil Gems. FAs on Tumblr can NEVER get enough of her because, like a disturbingly high number of characters in this show, she's FA-worthy. Constantly stuffing her fat face (even though apparently Gems don't need food, or drink, or sleep, or air). Used her shapeshifting power to turn into her fursona, "The Purple Puma" and wreck people behind Pearl and Garnet's backs. You learn later in the series that she is Jasper's bitch and has shown to be worthless as hell. Her weapon is a spiked whip.
Garnet - The Leader of the Crystal Gems since Rose died. She is secretly a fusion of two lesbians (lesbians exist in kids' shows now). Her powers include seeing into the future, swimming in lava, and a diva voice. The Gem Homeworld is full of Dixie Confederate Republican Gems that didn't like Garnet being Garnet, so she joined Rose Quartz's army to fight for Earth so she could be free to be a black hole of faggotry. The french dub of the show censored Garnet's gayness spawning a sewer flood of hate. Now just centers around and talks about fusions. Her weapon is a pair of gauntlets.
Ruby and Sapphire - Dwarf lesbians that make up Garnet. A hot-headed red one with fire powers and a cool-headed blue one with ice powers. Completely Original. Can't last five seconds apart from each other and annoying as hell. They are the real reason why people started to watch the show and Rebecca likes to milk them whenever she can.
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>>92369930
I love encyclopedia dramatica
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>>92369818
>this mad
>reeeeee
>useless ad hom
That was easy. Asuka fags are quick to trigger. Lapis hates feigned fronts and went out of her way to call Navy out on it. It was a very Asuka thing to do. She acted this way toward Peridot too, but not as heated because she was still thawing out from her Malachite depression. She only backed down because of Steven, and because she remembered being wrong about Peridot. Lapis has a lot of inner rage, tempered only by Steven and PTSD.
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Lapis Lazuli - A waterbender. The Crystal Gems trapped her in a mirror for 5750 years until Steven broke her free. She flew to her homeworld in space to find that if you give a civilization 5750 years they tend to advance. She fused with Jasper so she could use her water-powers to trap herself and Jasper at the bottom of the ocean forever. Fans want to fuck her because tumblr fags think they relate to her 'abused' past. Thus, making her the most overrated and second to boot meme'd SU character and all that cringy shit. Now has little to no personality(the little she had in the first place) other than act emo and cracks unfunny jokes, and sits with Peridot in the barn, doing nothing.
Peridot - A racist who uses prosthetics and jerks off to The Diamond Authority. She used to be a baddie but now she's a goodie because of Steven's selective character redemption powers. As an "Era-2" peridot, she's a shitty millennial whose only power as a Gem to be magneto. Now sits around the barn with Lapis doing nothing and is only shown when the crew feel like having her and Lapis for something pointless.
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>>92369870
kek
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>>92368098
Why is her head so small and body so gross?
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Jasper - A roid-rager who Peridot dragged her with to Earth, is Lapis' abusive girlfriend and thinks Steven is Rose Quartz. She fused with Lapis after being jelly that Garnet is infinitely better than her in every way (even though she thinks fusion is for pussies) but Lapis dragged their fused body into the ocean. After separating from Lapis, Jasper became obsessed with fusing with her again, but was thrown back into the ocean. She later created an army of corrupted Gems, but fuse-raped one of them and got AIDS.
Bismuth - The blacksmith that made all the Crystal Gems' weapons. She treated the war like an actual war and got bubbled for it. Upon her chimp out in her debut, the fans started demonizing Fructose for having a "black-coded" character be loud and aggressive, and also for stating that murder is wrong. Steven refused to shatter other Gems, and this made Bismuth turn apeshit against Steven, attempting to shatter him. Dead
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>>92369291
Again. Pearl is not a rapist. She's a seducer. She could not force Garnet in any way, shape or form.
The only thing that changed was the reason why they fused. Garnet was not unhappy or uncomfortable to do so, not did Pearl force her to stay fused against her will - assuming she even could do that.
Unlike with Lapis and Jasper. And Jasper ASKED Lapis to fuse with her. She even took a knee! The only one who really is a rapist in these instances is Lapis, who forced Jasper to stay fused to her for months as she struggled to break free. And Lapis was deeply traumatized, while Jasper was a dangerous enemy who needed to be restrained, so even the ethics of THAT situation aren't clear-cut.
Stop calling Pearl a rapist. It's a slippery-slope kind of deal which demeans victims of actual rape.
>>92369514
I am not even sure she needs redemption. What does she owe Earthlings? She's a soldier. And since she is not very strong, she has to use guile and trickery. So she is mean and sarcastic. Haven't we all been on a bad day? Fuck me, you hear worse on these threads every day. Most gems seem to seriously dislike Earth, even without history.
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White Diamond - Best girl.
Yellow Diamond - Gem-Hitler. She wants to destroy the earth because killed her baby sister. She is such a boss that even the crewniverse fangirls over her VA.
Blue Diamond - A Sith Lord who refuses to accept the fact the Pink is dead, also a massive emo.
Pink Diamond - Worst Diamond. Only had one planet to her name before Rose Quartz fucking killed her.
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Opal - Whenever Pearl and Amethyst aren't arguing for no reason, they can perform fusion to "form Opal": a four-armed giant woman; the Gems claim that they only fuse when they have no choice but hardly ever do it when they need to and when they do it it's hardly ever when they need to.
Fun Fact: Originally they were going to pose her arms to form a swastika as a Hindu reference but were forced to scrap it because culturally ignorant Jews and Social Justice Warriors would have been offended and that can't ever happen. Her weapon is a bow.
Sugilite - Whenever a mission can only be completed with brute force and lots of it, Garnet and Amethyst will fuse to form Sugilite. In exchange for that power the three succumb to roid rage. Is voiced by Nicki Minaj.
Obviously the SJ-Wankers were appalled by how obviously racist her character is, which surprised us all since SJWs typically jerk off to and worship the Steven Universe characters. Sugilite's weapon is a flail.
Alexandrite - A fusion of all three of the CGs. Is unstable as its has three separate personalities of each of the gems. Has a hidden second mouth. Is OP as not only can it use the gem's weapons, but weapons used by their other fusions.
Sardonyx - A fusion of Garnet and Pearl. A gap-toothed cricket who apparently works at a casino. Pearl lies to Garnet so they keep having to fuse into her, because she enjoys how it feels, causing Garnet to get butthurt and ignore her for several episodes until Pearl basically admits to being a worthless cunt who can't do shit on her own. Her weapon is a giant hammer.
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>>92369942
>>92369951
>>92369969
>>92369982
>>92369994
>>92370006
I'm not reading this.
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Malachite - The Lapis-Jasper fusion that dragged its horrid form to the bottom of the sea to save the C-Gems, getting kinky with each other with whatever shit they find down there to pass the time. It ultimately got its shit wrecked by Alexandrite.
Stevonnie - The accidental shota/loli fusion of Steven and Connie who frequently suffers from hallucinations brought on by Steven's own mental instability, initially thought to be Connie's fighting 'skills' being overwhelmed by her edgy 14-year-old mind, being the downward spiral moment of the series if it had any upping points. Have zero personality of her own. The Crewiverse likes to make people of Beach City(even Garnet) wet for her when every she appears, even though she's a fusion of 2 kids.
Smoky Quartz - A fusion of Steven and Amethyst. A ripoff of sardonyx. This fruit is such a shit waifu that 4chan straight up gave up on fapping to every Gem in this show. Immediately, Tumblrites started drawing the most disgustingly obese incarnations of him that could exist, doubling the demand in Clorox bleach.
His weapon's a yo-yo. No jokes, he flings a giant yo-yo at his enemies to attack.
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>>92369546
>implying holly won't reappear with the famethyst
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>>92369868
But they did gain a connection to each other and wanted to refuse after they got split, it just wasn't obviously wasn't in a fluffy or loving way like Topaz/Garnet because the fusion caused suffering on both ends and was forced for a large portion of the time.
I was more curious about the why the Ruby squad didn't seem to care to stay fused or how Ruby didn't seem to have a strong connection to her old grunt buddies, Topaz surprised me because I thought it was just different gem fusions that gained any new personality or felt like an intimate relationship for the gems involved.
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>>92369678
>her design and voice are shit
You know what is shit? Your opinion and taste. Clod.
>>92369753
Revenge. But yes, sadism, too. But perhaps it was not the worst thing for Jasper to feel helpless and weak for a change.
>>92369830
>"My name is Blue Diamond. You killed my sister. Prepare to die."
>>92369868
I guess she's become comfortably numb.
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>>92369262
wheres onion?
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>>92369934
No, I think what Lapis did was fucked. I just wouldn't describe it as sadism the same feel way I wouldn't describe someone feeling a really shitty home life and taking it on someone else as sadism.
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>>92369830
>I'm Rose Quartz, I love shattering Diamonds! I just want to shatter them all the time!
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>>92369934
smoosh
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>>92369904
That is counterintuitive. She is so small and weak. The reverse would be more believable.
>TFW she would love to fuse with a big gem to feel strength and power
>But she hates the idea of that level of intimacy
>It's not out of insecurity, she just doesn't like people
>>92369994
>Gem-Hitler. She wants to destroy the earth because killed her baby sister
Those are separate terms, I am assuming.
>A Sith Lord who refuses to accept the fact the Pink is dead
What if Pinky really was that sweet and lovable?
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>>92369991
I am not even sure she needs redemption. What does peridot owe Earthlings? She's a homeworld technician. And since she is not very strong, she has to rely on her limb enhancers.
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>>92370059
Catharsis or not, as long as someone's causing suffering and enjoying it, that is definitively a form of sadism.
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Pearl's paddles I wanna suck on
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>>92370070
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>>92370107
I never called that 'redemption'. The term 're' suggests she was a 'good girl' who lost her way, but now is back on the right path. Fuck that! She gained new insights and made the decision to do something else with her life. Good for her, and for Earth, and I am happy about it, but let's not pretend this has anything to do with an objective moral angle.
>>92370144
We know. She would never let you even if she were real.
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>>92370020
Could be how prolonged it is, overall span and duration. Some of the Ruby Squad are "newer" (Leggy, and going by coloration for real life rubies, Army and Navy may be era 2) and the squad only fused twice onscreen for a very short time. Same goes for Ruby's trio 5000+ years ago. Topaz and Topaz are likely era 1 and their fused duration is much longer.
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>>92370126
That's a pretty broad definition of sadism. Personally, I define sadism as hurting something for the for the sole purpose of seeing it hurt.
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>>92369667
Much like the celebration the prices are also supah ghey.
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>>92370043
Jasper already had insecurities over being weak and helpless before Malachite, and if you were unaware of that then I am sure there is more to her character that you have failed to understand as well.
I think the sort of proud and stoic front she put on in her debut started deteriorating and she visibly started becoming more desperate to prove her strength and worth by taking down Rose after Malachite because her powerlessness during the fusion experience reawakened a lot of the feelings of weakness and helplessness that she pushed down and kept more guarded before fusing. Lapis' rejection hit seemed to hit pretty hard as well and probably just added feelings of loneliness and being unwanted to the insecurities she was already trying to fight back against.
Working together with Lapis as Malachite felt good and was a cure to her feelings of weakness/not being good enough though of course, since Malachite is so strong, which is why she wanted it back and begged Lapis to fuse with her again.
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>>92370059
Well like I said, I don't give a shit if you interpret it your own way, especially since Malachite was probably intentionally written to be a bit vague.. or just wasn't written that well period.
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>>92370270
>supah ghey le funny misspelling
reddit get out
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>>92369861
Pretty much yes.
/Sug/ believes that she is barefooted. Perhaps she wears classic era style sandals, or fancy luxery slippers.
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>>92370059
>>92370317
I do kind of get what you're saying though, I just think what Lapis was doing was a little different than just being mad and releasing stress on somebody, since she specifically intended her punishment on Jasper to be like the torture she suffered through.
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>>92370016
I did, good read.
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>Lars and Steven escape Homeworld
>Lars is pissed that Yellow Diamond tried to kill him
>asks Steven and the gems what they know about Yellow D
>asks Peridot and gets her out of the meme barn
>Steven is willing to help as long as there's no killing
>Lars orders a extra-large full-body rubber suit off of Amazon
>unbubbles Bismuth and convinces her to make a huge gauntlet with a hole large enough to hold a Pearl gem
>Lars, Peridot, and Steven go into the Aqua Spaceship that they stole to get off Homeworld
>Peridot pilots the spacecraft to Homeworld
>Lars, Steven, and Peridot fuse
>they put the suit and glove on, perfect fit
>Staridot manages to sneak all the way to Yellow's throne room unnoticed
>security is lax because nobody ever attacks a Diamond
>Staridot stomps his (her?) foot right outside
"What was that?"
>Yellow D is playing Bejeweled on a huge yellow tablet
"Pearl, your Diamond is occupied. Find out what that is and I'll let you sit on my head."
>Pearl salivates at the thought
>she peeks around the corner
>gets pulled offscreen
>Yellow gets a big-ass combo and doesn't notice
>Staridot gut punches Pearl with the gauntlet, and Pearl poofs
>Pearl's gem is placed in the gauntlet
>Staridot opens the door
"HEY CLOD, REMEMBER ME?"
>Yellow looks down
>Rose Quartz gem on stomach
>Peridot gem on forehead
>Plugged ears, and Yellow Pearl's gem in gauntlet
>She's puzzled for a bit, and then connects the dots
>angry meme face
>She tries to stomp on Staridot, but the spiky bubble shield makes it look like she stomped on a Lego, barefoot
REEEEEEE
>Yellow Diamond, still autistically screeching, throws the bubble at the wall
>It bounces back and hits her in the face
>Bubble pops and she tries to zap Staridot to death
>Rubber suit, no effect
>Yellow bashes her head against the wall so many times that she poofs
>Staridot, satisfied, walks out into the spaceship
>takes Yellow Poil out of the gauntlet
>Redemption arc for Yellow Poil
I don't know, it sounded better in my head.
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/sug/ you are pretty okay
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>>92370391
I guarantee that no matter how it sounded in your head it was always stupid.
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>>92370403
No I'm not I just come to here to procrastinate by talking about autistic cartoons that add nothing to my life in the long run when I could be working on more important shit.
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I hate myself and the thing keeping me from committing suicide is the guilt that makes me feel obligated to tell every single person who has ever met me that I'm sorry that they had to get to know me, which I still haven't gotten started on doing
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>>92370543
You death will be apology enough anon, don't waste your time thinking about couda wouda shouda
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>>92370567
What about gouda
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>>92370543
Do it, they deserve to be punished for leading you down this road.
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>>92370300
>if you were unaware of that then I am sure there is more to her character that you have failed to understand as well.
Okay - keep it in the bitch pocket, please.
"failed to understand" - what indications were there that she felt weak and helpless before Lapis trapped her? All I saw was anger and frustration that she had been unable to overpower a fusion - which she nearly did regardless.
Yes, she probably was pretty sad after Pinky died, but how would that make her feel helpless and weak unless she was there when it happened? Powerless, maybe, as we all do when someone we love is harmed and we can do nothing. But being impotent to help someone else is not the same as being helpless to save yourself from someone else's evil intentions.
>>92370391
>it sounded better in my head
Probably due to the majestic echo you get in vast empty spaces. Never write anything again.
I kid. I have written worse. So much worse.
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>>92370543
Why bother? Once you're dead, none of that will matter to you. You will finally be free.
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>>92370435
T-thanks Anon...
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>>92370446
Ultimately nothing matters.
>>92370543
You don't need a license to be alive, you have as much right to exist as anyone else. Innately.
Some people want to feel 'valuable'. Fuck that.
George Carlin said that everyone on Earth was sentenced to death. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt. I like to reverse that: everybody has every right to live.
And 'hating yourself' is silly. As silly as 'loving yourself'. You are who you are. Don't compare yourself to others. Or, if you do, think about the people who are considered the best and greatest, then realize their achievements and accomplishments often ended up amounting to very little.
Nobody knows shit. It's just that some people manage to dress up their ignorance very nicely.
And the most self-assured ones become kings and presidents.
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>>92369818
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Nah. I didn't even notice that. I was more bothered with how the destabilizer changed it's shape as soon as Topaz took it,
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What if Blue Diamond kidnapped Steven as a baby and decided to raise him as her "son"?
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>Morning already
I can never figure how the hell do I manage to entertain myself during the night enough to stay awake considering I'm always bored to death during the day, guess I'll fuck off for now
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>>92370729
How much do you weigh, anon?
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>>92364210
Later sketchy
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>>92370750
230 lbs.I'm 6'10".
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>>92370769
Wow, so tall!How big is your penis?
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>>92370769
>6'10
What's the male equivalent of LONDON? You sound sexy, post pics
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To >>>/soc/ with you
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>>92369892
>essentially raped by Jasper
I wish she was anon
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>>92370543
Every person is valuable because when we die we are an excellent source of usable organs, medical study material, and at lowest, fertilizer. You may feel worthless but you could save somebody's life when you die. Unless you have some terrible disease, then maybe not.
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>>92370595
Maybe you are right, powerless or some other words rather than helpless would probably be better to describe Jasper's feelings of loss over losing Pink Diamond and Earth to Rose, since she ultimately did try to do something about it and if she felt helpless she wouldn't have. As for her feelings of weakness, I don't think it's that she felt weak to a point where she saw herself as weaker than others, it's more just not being as strong as she should be.
I don't think I ever even mentioned the point of trying to explain that though, which was that it kind of turned out awful for Jasper to have to get slapped in the face so hard with those old insecurities after Lapis brought them back through trapping her in Malachite, rather than good like you had said. It is what led to her becoming consumed by her own self-loathing and her ultimate downfall.
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>>92370769
Wow, you sure are a big guy
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Marco's VA from Star VS auditioned for a role last year. Assuming he got the part, who do you think he's playing?
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>>92370858
The space pope.
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>>92370858
Wow he's so excited to be on a good show for a change
His voice would actually be perfect for a Steven/Lars fusion...
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>>92370874
Star vs. is good, fuck off!!!
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>>92370858
A misplaced mid-credits Onion sound.
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>>92370877
If you're a 12 year old girl I'm sure it's great
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>>92370888
I guess you didn't give it a fair enough try. Your loss!
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muh theories
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>>92370893
I watched the entire first season, it's kiddy trash
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>>92370858
>Star Vs VA
>possibly auditioned for the role of Steven/Lar's fusion
>aka Stars
POTTERY
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>>92370911
It has a linear plot and fun slice of life episodes too. I don't know what more you want.
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>>92370858
The voicework on that show is terrible. I hope he doesn't get it, but if he does, maybe the crew's voice direction can inspire something of quality.
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>>92370914
Holy fuck
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>>92370941
>linear plot
It's there, but the high school crap takes way more priority and it got pretty frustrating
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>>92370858
They're not going to introduce anymore males so I'm going with a Stars fusion
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>>92370829
>not being as strong as she should be
But she is! She is the ultimate Quartz. They don't come any stronger!
Consider how massive Malachite is compared to any fusion of just two gems.
I think what gets her is that her best is still not good enough. I mean, that would feel pretty awful.
So I guess in that sense she is weak after all - just not weak for what she is, or weak for any gem.
>>92370848
For you.
>>92370858
A tourist kid who makes Steven question his sexuality.
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>>92370893
It's trash. I'm convinced that liking it is a meme.
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>>92370888
I don't know about great, but it's nice. And not altogether incompatible with SU. No, not at all, in fact.
They even have a snerson/gem hybrid.
Does anybody ship Star and Steven?
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>>92370941
There's about 10 pure plot episodes, the rest is bullshit about slumber parties and hot dogs and Marco cucking Star
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>>92370993
>not altogether incompatible with SU
Io dico siquitando: how about a GF / SU / SvsFOE shared universe?
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>>92370999
Marco cucking star is part of the plot, also it's not cucking if the other person doesn't like it.I have autism
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>>92371001
GF shares a universe with Rick and Morty so include that too
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>>92370993
GUYS
U
Y
S
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>>92371012
>Marco cucking star is part of the plot
I thought the plot was all the Mewni/Toffee stuff, not teenage cuckoldry
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>>92370993
And people blame SU for bad character design?
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>>92371015
Fuck off with your asspulling Matpat shit
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>>92370993
Marconnie is a good ship, Starven should just be friends
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>>92371046
>asspulling
Nigga they literally have a Mystery Shack mug come through a portal in Rick and Morty, a portal that was opened in Gravity Falls
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>>92371046
>popular stuff
>pure hate
just kys, retard
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>>92371015
>GF shares a universe with Rick and Morty
Pretty sure everything implicitly does.
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>>92370972
"She FEELS as if she as not as strong as should be" is what I meant to say, she knows she's supposed to be the ultimate quartz but can't live up to the title, which is along the same line as her feeling bad that her best isnt good enough which means that we agree, and I believe she hinted at feeling that way long before Malachite happened during Earthlings.
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>>92371046
>never heard of "matpat"
>google it find this pretentious looking cunt
He proportionately looks more """image""" than actual human
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>>92363423
>kicked in the balls
Every episode I've watched it seems more and more likely. Rose was not some pure hearted paragon. She's responsible for at least one murder and she's literally a terrorist who practiced guerilla tactics instead of fighting head on like a true warrior.
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>>92371063
Rick's gun opens portals to other dimensions/worlds, in that sense Rick could travel to every fucking cartoon. Rick just happened to open a portal to that dimension, and with all the Easter eggsaka the creators are friends but let's make this into a huge deal because YouTube bucksit's obvious that Rick has a connection to Gravity Falls or has visited there/seen the book.
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>>92371113
His ego is fucking huge. He is the one that created the "Sans is Ness" thing, and got really fucking mad when the creator basically dismissed it on Twitter. He made a good portion of his second Undertale video crying about it. He also makes a ton of FNAF's videos, and when the creator said one of his theories were wrong, he outright said that the creator was wrong, not him.
He also gave the pope a steam code for Undertale.
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>Steven and Connie decide to form stevonnie for training
>out of morbid curiosity they look in thier pants
>stevonnie has a horrified look on (Insert pronoun here) face
>they unfuse
>they promise each other to never speak of this again
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>>92371142
>Undertale
>Freddy
No wonder he's a cunt
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>>92371122
Pearl shattered PD. I don't know how people keep forgetting since it was brought up. If PD getting shattered by Rose triggered the gem war, why would she be against Bismuth's weapon? Why did Pearl cry and nearly have a gem heart attack when Steven pushed his PD questions? Why would they make it a point to have the least reliable eye witness for the actual shattering? All of these questions and more await if you stop eating bullshit and call right now.
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Does anyone find it hard to jerk off to characters they self insert to? I know this might be a weird question, but I am curious. For example, I self insert as Peridot, and although she has a lot of good lewd shit, I cannot jerk off to them like I can with say, Lapis. (my waifu)
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>>92371234
I don't self-insert as any of the characters.
I do have a hard time jacking off to porn that isn't on-model enough though. Also
>self inserts as Peridot
>Lapis is their waifu
Hey, Zuke.
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>>92371253
Speaking of art quality, I really hate BM.
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>>92371142
Wonder how small peen is.
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>>92371275
Reminds me, rewatching the show with my friends, and only a few more episodes before Peridot comes into play. It is going to be so weird seeing her with limb enhancers
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>>92371234
Kill yourself Lapidirt
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>>92371234
Same. I insert as Peri but used to have no problem if I imagine Peri being on the receiving end. Getting fucked by or royally fucking the Diamonds, Jasper, Lapis, Amy, Garnet, Steven. Now nothing with her works anymore.
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>>92371203
rose shattering pd didn't trigger the gem war, she was still alive for half of it which is why jasper was made and belonged to her
she was against bismuth's weapon because she was against shattering generally but was willing to compromise her principals this one time to save earth
pearl nearly cries and has a heart attack if you ask her how the weather is, there could be any number of reasons here
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>>92367983
>Your gem will make a nice bomb
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No leaks. Damn
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>>92371187
He only makes videos about them because they're popular, really. Same reason why he has so many Mario/Pokémon videos.
>>92371113
I actually like his videos, they're entertaining, even if they don't really make sense. At least the ones about Youtube and the Wii U or whatever (apart from the first one, that was terrible) kind of make sense. I haven't followed his stuff in a while though.
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>>92371391
>pearl nearly cries and has a heart attack if you ask her how the weather is
They had Garnet specifically point it out though. "You're upsetting Pearl!" Pearl is shaking and looks fucking traumatized. Her connection to PD is clearly a strong one, and we know she isnt PD's pearl because of gem placement. Pearl reacts that way because she feels guilt.
Those other justifications aren't very conclusive. There was some more evidence brought up in these threads last season but I forget right now. Of course, sometimes theorizing anything for SU is pointless, but all this heated debate in canon about Rose shattering PD reeks of massive red herring and coverup.
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>>92371253
same. except for fetish purposes
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The leaks should be coming any minute now... right guys?
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>>92371439
>>92371607
Why would it?
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>>92371203
>Why did Pearl cry and nearly have a gem heart
Pearl can't stop loving her original owner
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>>92371642
it's shitposting. just ignore it
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White Diamond is a Rick. Screenshot this.
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>>92371439
>>92371607
Tomorrow
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>>92371687
Sending the screenshot to Matpat right now
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No leaks retards, return to Reddit and we'll come get you when they come out, I swear
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>>92371718
Yeah, you tell those Reddit nerds!
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Either Topaz saves Steven before BD vores him or the CGs make a grand entrance and save the day
Though from the looks of it it seems Lars is gonna do something
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>>92371763
Why the hell do you think he dies retard?
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>>92371763
"I can never do ANYTHING, I'm just a wimp" or huge foreshadowing for his grand death saving Steven.
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>>92371646
See >>92371498
Spacesuits are just decoration for light forms. You can't deny where your gem is.
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Post yfw White Diamond enters the scene and she doesn't have a pearl.
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>>92371791
The other diamonds are her Pearls, anon.
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I heard there were going to be some leaks dropped here today so where are they
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>>92371763
>Blue Diamond will never eat you
Why live
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>>92371828
Wait another 15 hours or so
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aquamarine a cute
a horrible, murderous cute
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>>92371760
Someone replace the weeb sticks in her mouth with a quartz dick, please.
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>>92371899
NO, STOP
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>>92371899
i don't get the meme weeb sticks. they taste exactly the same that the onesthey put in ice cream as decoration
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>>92371926
You mean they taste like cardboard that you pay for.
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>>92371234
I thought I was the only one with this retarded problem. Although I can somewhat jerk off to lewdfiction in which my selfinsert gets brutally fucked.
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>>92371944
eh?
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>>92371788
That means Pearl was made by Pink Diamond anon. It may not necessarily mean that she was PD's but she belonged to that faction.
I can believe, however, that Pearl switched diamond factions if her owners chans at some point.
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>>92371953
I guess it doesn't help that Peridot is a pretty wacky character, and I have always had a hard time rubbing one off to that kind of archetype.
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>>92371953
The last time I successfully jerked to a fan fiction was this one where Lapis physically abused and violently rapedPeridot.
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>>92371977
Wrong. Jasper wears a YD emblem on her suit and famethysts wear BD's on theirs. Emblems don't mean shit for which Diamond made you or who you're made for.
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>>92372002
Kill yourself Lapidirt
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>>92372032
It does mean something though. Jasper is now YD's and the Famethyst are now BD's. Pearl's last owner was probably someone in PD's faction.
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>>92372032
Anon are you retarded? Earth gems would obviously be a special case since Pink Diamond got killed and all her gems would have had to have been transferred to the other diamonds.
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>>92372002
>tfw no lewd whereLapismolests Jasper or Ame
>autistic AU's and retarded fluff everywhere
I hate life
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>>92371203
I think you may be right, but your reasoning is shit. Very annoying.
>>92371498
I think Pearl - White Pearl - was a gift FROM White Diamond TO Pink Diamond.
I am holding out for Pink Diamond belonging to White Diamond.
>>92371687
If she behaves like him...
"Life is essentially shit >>urp<< Blue Diamond. Stop blubbering, it doesn't help. Best you can do >>urk<< is enjoy the slow slide down into Hell. Let's blow this mudball up and be done with it. I have a date with >>glrb<< Galvatron and I'll be pretty pissed if I miss it."
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>>92371791
Sad.
>She's wearing a hat
>Halfway through the episode Pink Pearl peeps out from above the rim and shyly dives away when she locks eyes with Steven
>She's insanely cute
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>>92372116
Oh whatever happened to Pink Pearl? I don't think our Pearl is the one btw. Did Rose shatter her too?
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>>92372049
You're just wish a cute, mentally broken magical psychopath would cut you open and hold you down so she can ram her giant alien dick into your quivering asshole too, you jealous cunt.
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>>92371791
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>>92371856
There is no better type of cute.
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So no leaks today huh. Interesting, but honestly I'm also okay with having an actual one hour special
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>>92371791
it's been 5000 years she would have just gotten a new one
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Pearl's gem is oval, low quality compared to perfectly round pearls. No way she was a diamond's pearl.
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>>92372158
Sadly that special will be an episode that was already leaked
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>>92372071
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>>92372183
Pearl came out garbage and was thrown away. That's how she ended up with Rose.
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>>92372190
Only one part of it.
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>>92372212
You're forgetting the 16 minutes of advertisement
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>>92372083
>reasoning is shit
It's 7 am. If you agree, how about you give it a shot?
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>>92372201nice
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>wiki leaks a lars + steven fusion, Lars + Steven = Larven
>lars and steven fusion...
fuck you, rebecca
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>>92372223
It's a one hour special, that still leaves 3 new episodes
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>>92372206
No no, you misunderstand, an oval pearl is still a valuable Pearl. She is fancy according to Dot. I just don't think she is fancy enough to be a diamond's.
I think Pearl is a white pearl and that is why she has such an extensive color palette.
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>>92372223
Yes, tell me something new now. It's special that's longer than 10 minutes and we might get to react to it here together.
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>>92372235
>not Stars
what
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>Pearl is defective.
Just like her fans!
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>>92372235
Wow, Wikipedia eh? That's literally the most reliable, non editable source in existence
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>>92372142
I think our Pearl was Pink Diamond's Pearl, although her gem placement suggests she was one of White's.
>>92372227
Would take too long. I should make write-ups of my most cherished theories.
>>92372235
...That's dutch for 'larvae'. Bad form, Sucrose.
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Daily reminder that Stars is confirmed endgame and the only pure ship
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>>92372303
>That's dutch for 'larvae'. Bad form, Sucrose
I was thinking the same but we're talking about wikipedia as source so...
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>>92372258
Defective I think when Jasper said that is because she never saw a Pearl wielding a weapon before. Pearls aren't supposed to do that you know.
>deep down you know you weren't built for fighting
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>>92372303
It's also German for larvae. Fucked up big time.
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>>92362082
Can't tell which is worse, Lapiss Shitzuli, or her fags?
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>>92372235
:^)
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>>92372316
Lars is literally gonna die on screen.
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I hated Lars before I found out he was trans
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>>92372368
Don'tt get your hopes up.
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>>92372374
wtf i love Lars now
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>>92372235
>2013-present
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B E S T G E M
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>>92372264
Assuming that screenshot hasn't been doctored.
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>>92372495
Far from it
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>>92372423
You didn't know?
Neither do we. Not really. But...
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>>92372495
Yes
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What does Steven do on Mother's Day?
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>>92372495
Third best gem
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>>92372557
Nothing
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>>92372557
buy himself a present
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>>92372557
Assuming he knows what it is, he probably makes gifts for Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl and thinks about Rose
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>>92372570
then eat the present like the fat fuck he is
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I like to think Pearl watches Steven sleep because he would sometimes expose his gem and she "talks to Rose"
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>they haven't said "if every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs" since season 1
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>>92372626
I know, isn't that great? I was afraid it would become some kind of recurring catchphrase
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>>92372532
That is some full-on shit they're pulling out of their arses there. Fuck almighty.
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>>92372681
Well. Laramie is a retty feminine name
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>>92372679
Nobody likes you, Pearl.
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New bread
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>>92372708
O:^(
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>>92372681
Could you explain why you think that's full-on shit?
Let me guess - if you watched 'Legend of Korra', you were taken completely by surprise by that last scene?
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>>92370888
I like it. A lot of the time it's annoying, but it's colorful and has some of the magic that has been missing from SU.
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>>92372750
It's explained more easily as "awkward teen desperate not to be awkward." It takes a big leap to assume the awkwardness is caused by trans-identity-crisis than plain old growing up.
NB: 'Legend of Korra' ending was perfect. The Korra-Asami thing was building for a while.
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>>92372596
yeah, pearl's a pretty creepy fucker
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>>92372557
He lets his mothers know he loves them.
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>>92372690
yes, and so lars chooses not to go by it because he's a dude
most of this lars is trans stuff is really just a re-interpretation of lars' actual thing of "not wanting to be seen as a wuss" that we're seeing play out right now
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>>92372963
>pearl doesn't have a rose
OH HEY JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
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