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Because it's Thomas the fucking tank engine...
>“In Thomas & Friends™: Journey Beyond Sodor – the franchise’s twelfth feature-length movie – Thomas leaves the Island of Sodor for the first time ever to travel to the mainland where he sees and experiences adventures beyond his wildest dreams. On his epic journey, Thomas befriends three Experimental Engines including Merlin, voiced by Bonneville, who believes he has the special power of invisibility. After spotting a magical-looking place on the horizon, Thomas stumbles into the Steelworks, where he meets two engines, Frankie and Hurricane, who aren’t quite what they seem and soon put Thomas to work. When James comes to find Thomas, he ends up trapped in the Steelworks and it’s up to Thomas and his newfound friends to rescue James and prove that friendship always wins!”
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Choo choo
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wtf magic?
What happened to poointheloo train
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https://inews.co.uk/essentials/engine-autism-track-new-thomas-tank-engine-blockbuster-film/
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>>92309195
>Another “experimental engine”, Lexi, nods towards a more fluid approach to gender. She is “cab forward”, even though she is convinced this this makes her “an un-useful engine.”
This is a female train (male)
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>>92309443
>not even Thomas the Tank Engine is safe
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>>92309443
>>92308644
England was a mistake
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Can we take back the Nagasaki atom bomb and drop one on london?
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>>92310767
It's produced in Canada now.
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>>92310823
The US will annex the useful parts of Canada
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>>92312243
The maple syrup farms?
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>>92308644
When does James care enough about Thomas to go find him? That sounds like more down Percy's alley.
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Will this be the PeeWee's Big Adventure of Thomas?
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Genderfluid train
Chuuni autistic train
Thatcher didn't die for this
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just give me a movie about Diesel please
he was my fave growing up, partly cause he was an asshole
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This makes me wish that George Carlin was still around to narrate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Iwvu-j7BuY&t=92s
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>>92308644
So I don't watch Thomas.
>“In Thomas & Friends™: Journey Beyond Sodor – the franchise’s twelfth feature-length movie – Thomas leaves the Island of Sodor for the first time ever
What the fuck have they been doing for the last 11 movies then?
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>>92312415
Drawn and Quarterly and Rush are from Toronto.
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>>92313246
>ywn watch a movie set in the present day about Diesel coming to terms with the fact he's hopelessly outdated
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>>92313371
Same thing they've always done on the show, fuck around on their tiny island.
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