>Odin, Ra, and Krishna ally to destroy the ultimate evil and

>>92280133
to be fair, Zeus being a giant piece of shit would be canon to the books

no shit

Zeus was too busy fucking literally and actually everything on earth he couldn't be damned to stop some evil blob if it meant hed miss out on some Sunday night horse pussy

>>92280133
Olympian Gods are JUST Earth Gods and nowhere near as powerful as Heavenly Gods like Ra, Odin and Krishna.

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>Gods task a mortal to finish off the Mess they failed to destroy completely
>When it would take them literally seconds to fix there own mess
>Didn't even improve the sword they stole for no reason

Odin, Ra, and Krishna are faggots

>>92280133
that is like one of the main points of Greek Mythology

the gods are all dicks, this is greek myth 101

>>92280176

Do you think Zeus fucked female version of Aku?

>>92280133
You shoulda seen his post movie spongebob episodes

>>92280133

Zeus is a dick in mythology so it checks out, hell even Odin does some bastardly shit as well he's not a swell guy.

I guarantee you Ra and Krishna werent all good either, all old gods were pretty dickish.

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>>92280213
What part of 'literally and actually everything on Earth' did you not understand?

>>92280133
Zeus doesn't give a shit.

In mythology the only thing he cares about was his pride and fucking shit.

The blob of darkness didn't threaten his pride, so he doesn't care.

>>92280244
not really

Egyptian and Hindu traditions are rather benevolent, they have good and evil gods but less ambiguity than say the Greek or even the Norse pantheons

Worst thing about Ra is that he is kinda aloof and unconcerned with the world, after all the world is more the affair of the lesser gods like Horus and Set

Krishna, or Vishnu, which is arguably a better name, since Krishna is a name of a specific form of the god but Vishnu is the god himself, also generally a good guy, guiding people and granting wisdom, in fact according to Hindu's the first Buddha was actual an incarnation of Vishnu

>>92280133
Zeus was busy dealing with Chronos.

>>92280133
He probably thought of helping them but there was nothing to fuck

Who's a larger cunt, Zeus or Old Testament God?

>>92281087
God, fucker has infinite knowledge but jobs are the worst time possible

>>92280403
And Odin was the mythological equivalent of a doomsday prepper, always preparing for the day of the final battle. He'd destroy the blob just because Ragnarok doesn't involve a giant evil blob.

>>92280133
Zeus is only a piece of shit when there's a sexy woman with a scat fetish nearby.

>>92280133
Technically he did the universe a solid by dealing with Chrono-Cronos, so he gets a slip to sit Ultimate Evil out.

>>92280196
>didn't improve the sword
its already maxed dude

>>92280133
>Is Zeus just a giant piece of shit?

Yes.

>>92282462
But what about when it got buffed during the fight with the Ultrabots?

>>92280133
Zeus is a furry.
What do you think?

>>92280133

Well, it is accurate to the mythos. Zeus was a huge cockbag who demanded to be worshipped by humans but did absolutely nothing to help them when needed.

>>92280188
Odin isn't that powerful. Stop reading marvel' s thor.

>>92282604
Metal=/=evil spirit shadow. the sword is not godly sharp, its godly anti evil

>>92282705
>has final say on the victor of all battles including his own
>if he says he wins then you're shit out of luck and he wins

>>92282943
Eric Cartman.

>>92282943
He still died at Ragnarok.

The power of foresight isn't the same as the power of garaunteed victory.

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the objective worst part about aku is he is just being himself and they want to eradicate him

aku has been shown to be fair and just in a usually cruel and bizzare way but most gods are like this anyways

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>>92283253

>>92282673
He really didn't do anything but fuck bitches. Really, Zeus just rested on the laurels of slaying the Titans, while his brothers did actual work.

Especially Hades, the poor sod.

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[GOSPELS INTERNALLY]

>>92283264
Fuck off, Dan.

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>>92280196
>Gods task a mortal to finish off the Mess they failed to destroy completely when it would take them literally seconds to fix it themselves

>>92283264
whats this from?

i know its some sentai shit or karmen rider thing

>chosen guy is Japanese
>gods of Shinto dont even appear

>>92283365
Shintoism is acutallly Judaism but the tower of babel fucked everything up

no seriously the smt tower of babel shit is real and christcucks were right all along

shinto traditions are very close to Judaism

>>92281209
>Right now Odin is posting on /k/ about bug out shelters
I like this idea.

>>92283387
>Abraham is the father of the Jews, first practitioner of Judaism
>Tower of Babel occurs prior to his life

It's called convergent evolution guy.

>>92283365
you wanna powwow with the okami, you go to their shrine, they don't come to you

>>92280133
There is only one God ma'am and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that

>>92280196
I imagine the gods are too powerful.
Given how small a fragment of the cosmic evil Aku is, anything that they could do to vanquish him would obliterate earth as well.

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>>92283295
KAMI DA!!

>>92283299
deja vu