Fred, the big problem with being immortal is filling your time.

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Fred, the big problem with being immortal is filling your time. I for example spent the first two thousand years of my existence doing absolutely nothing. I didn’t move…I didn’t breath. Eventually, simple inertia became tiresome, so I spent the next two thousand years being saintly and benign, doing only good deeds. When that novelty began to fade, I decided to try being mischievous. Now, two thousand years later, I’m bored again. I need a change. Starting with your death, I shall spend the next two millennia being evil! After that, who knows? Perhaps I’ll try being guilty for a while!

Did you honestly belive that a omnipotent alien god would resemble a funny green little imp, Dum-Dum? Would you like to see how i really look?