Why doesn't Superman just put the world in a bottle, like

>>92277174
Come to think of it, wasn't that what a well-intentioned random villain just tried to do? There was a big blue space baby with a bunch of borg machinery and blue borg warriors. He tried to move Earth to the end of time to keep the Earthlings from screwing up the universe and vise versa. All good ideas, but the JLA stopped him for no real reason.
So the question becomes- what does DC have against putting the world in a bottle? It sounds so safe considering the constant space attacks.

>>92277174
Don't you have a country to run, Luthor?

>>92277174
Who the fuck is this? I've seen this picture before, but when I google it the suggested search is just "4chan"

>>92279028
that's 4chan the infamous hacker

>>92277174
What good would that do? The assholes would still be there...

Is this an All-Star Superman reference?

Because if you put the world in a bottle, the bottle might break, thus rendangering the world. And if you put the bottle that contains the world in a bottle then that bottle might break thus endangering the first bottle, which endangers the world, so you have to put that bottle in a bottle and before you know it you have infinite bottles.
And you know what happens with infinite bottles? Some hobo turns them in for an infinite deposit and gets infinite nickels and then you have infinite inflation and the economy collapses.

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>>92279669

>>92277782
Who keeps the bottle?

Can people in a bottle determine their own destiny?

Ensure their own safety?

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>>92279347

>>92279028
It's Emma Stone.

>>92280730
Is Emma Stone the new Smug Frodo meme?

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>>92279820
Oi, you 'eard me!

>>92277174
>Implying is not already in one

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>>92280757
No.

>>92280846
I was secretly hoping you were going to post the other edit.

You know the one...