Martian Queen Tyr'Ahnee wants to marry you and take you

Absolutely.

>>92247060

What about Earth colonies?

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I would leave the Earth for Mars and never return even without the Queen.

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>>92247060
Sorry but i already have a waif

>>92247060
So there's no downside, then.

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>Taller then 145cm

Yeah no I'm not gay

>>92247060
Is this a question?
Of course I'm going to fucking take.
I'd smash that sexy ass any day.

Seriously explain to me the downside here. I don't get it.

>>92247060

By "Leave Earth" do I leave it behind emotionally as well, never speaking to my family and friends ever again? Do I have to leave our books, music, art, and booze behind, only to ever listen to Martian Pop Rock and drink Phobus Cider?

I mean, can I continue to shitpost on 4chan even with the 36 minute gap?

Threesome?

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>>92247539
Forgot picture

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Only if I get to dress like pic related.

>>92247060
she could destroy Earth for all I care

>>92247332
You can take things you want from Earth and you may communicate with people on Earth, you don't have to completely abandon them, but you cannot return to Earth physically.

>>92247060
>marry into alien royalty with a wife who's utterly devoted to me

What's the downside?

>>92248359
No kids without some serious mad science shit.

>>92248359
This. There are important details missing from this equation to come up with any solution.

>>92248359
>What's the downside?
Not returning to Earth.

>>92248411
Adoption

>>92247060
Yes please get me off of this fucking planet

>>92248434
Really? That is a downside at this point?

>>92248434
>leaving Earth
>downside
kek. Mars here I come.

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>>92248450
>get me off

>>92248494
Earth. Not, you, literally. Unless you want.. I mean, I'm down for whatever, you know, but I want off Earth.

>>92248434
>Implying the Hive of pariahs that is the user base of 4chan has any meaningful attachment or reason to stay on this planet.

Where do you think we are?

>>92248564
>tfw the SJ image is on the other computer
Fug

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>>92248434

>>92248434
Wasn't that the other upside?

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>>92247060
What was that old line? "Fuck this Gay Earth?"

>>92247060
Isn't this literally the whole reason manned missions to Mars are being planned?

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>>92248564
>>92248582
There's a million other versions you could have used.

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>>92247265
you added a not there for some reason...
tall girls are best girls

>>92247060

I'm gone mother fucker.

>>92247060
Anyone that says yes is an idiot theres no air on mars

>>92248915
But I like the SJ one best.
Also my folder on this comp is lacking in most regards anyway.

>>92249231
So, how did Duck Dodgers survive?

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>>92249231
>Implying asphyxiating isn't worth being married to literal perfection.

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>>92249302
Here you go anon.

>>92249360
>Second time someone's done this.
>Forgot to save the first one.
Thanks anon.

>>92247060
Is there internet, vidya, and decent food on Mars?

>>92247195
Jack now is not the time for shitposting you must defeat Aku once and for all

Reminder that she only fell in love with Dodgers because if you take off his beak he looks like a Martian.

>>92247060
long as there's internet, of course. no doubt about it.
If not... still yes.

>>92247717
niggah you're gonna get chemgelded. is the omnissiah that important to you?

>>92249302
>>92249360
How are older cartoons remastered like this? Are they just made at a higher quality and broadcasting it on television just degrades the picture?

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>>92250394
Something like that.

>>92248342
Sounds like a good deal to me. Vantablack poon whenever I want however I want.

Can also jump good in the low gravity, John Carter style.

>>92248494
pffffft hehe

>>92247060
>Do you take or leave?
Take cause I can order everything online, I'm sure there's a galactic Ebay or some shit.

FUCK EARTH GIVE ME SEXY BLACK (NON-HUMAN) BABES

>>92247060
Show me your underpants and we'll call it a fair trade.

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>>92250540
I'm not sure she has any anon.

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>>92248872
>>92247060
>>92247167
Man I wish Dockdodgers would make a comback like jack. This time with 100% more queen.

>>92248359
Vagina dentata

>>92250683
What a horrible phrase

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>>92247060

>The Looney Tunes Show didn't have a The Wizard segment with a Dark Elf Sorceress Tyr'Ahnee

>>92247060
I'd do it in a heartbeat.

Don't think she'd want that though, I'm like a swearing Shaggy from Scooby Doo with self destructive tendencies. I'm fucking worthless.

>>92247060
>NEVER return to Earth again.
I was an orphan.

>>92247060
Less messy than suicide.

>>92248540
London?

>>92251362
If you plan on doing the things I want to do with her in bed, it ends up being a lot more messy.

Am I allowed to use the internet and bring all my vidya shit so I can chat with my family back home?

>>92251587
>"You have a collect call from, "Guess what, mom? I'm fucking an alien!"
>"Will you accept the charges?"

>>92251614
My little brother would probably be sick hyped that I have a martian waifu.

>>92247060
So long as I have internet and can talk to you lovely fucks. Sign me the fuck up and get my ass to Mars.

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>>92250390

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>>92247060
So what kind of creature is Ashi aka the one Dodgers got to mack all over in Season 5 of Samurai Quack?

Martian? Rabbit? Pig? Cat? Human?

>>92247060
No. Loving an alien is pointless and she has no mouth.

>>92247060
As long I can still use the internet to browse shit

>>92247060
I would die almost immediately on Mars, I'm not falling for this monkey's paw bullshit.

>>92251724
Chaos, bitch.
Xenopussy4lyfe

>>92251765
she has a toothbrush. ergo, she must have a mouth. And even if she doesn't, who needs a mouth to make love?

>>92251987
The toothbrush are for the teeth that line her vagina. Why do you think Marvin talks the way he does?

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>>92250249
Well it was Ashi's idea to show our love to the world

>>92251765
dude, she's vantablack. her mouth just blends in with the rest of her face.

>>92247060
Since no one seems to understand the downsides, I'll just list them for you:
>No more Earth, which means nothing from Earth, including the internet
>You are now royalty and now have many duties that must be attended to in order to keep peace on your planet
>The Queen is also extremely yandere IIRC, so there's no going back

>>92252012
>implying this is a problem.
OP's post said she loves us, so I'm pretty sure she'll only bite lightly. Enough to leave marks, and possible bleed, but not chomp it off.

>>92252437
OP commented somewhere here that we have internet. and a member of the royal family with duties and a yandere wife is still better than my current situation. (I don't even agree that she IS yandere. maybe tsundere).

>>92247195
>ape jawed series ruiner

shit taste desu

>>92252534
so what's your tumblr blog link?

>>92250587
>Skirt is clearly see through
>Nothing to hide her private parts

I wonder if male martians had raging hardons 24/7

I wonder how a child of Tyr'Ahnee with a human would look like

>>92251959
I thought even chaos chumps hated aliens, especially Eldar

>>92252577
Wasn't most of her army a bunch of robots anyway?

>>92253459
Slaanesh owns the Eldar's collectives asses. They may hate him but he sure as hell doesn't hate them, he just wants to lovingly stuff his fingers inside their soul and rape their essence into nothingness.

Likewise Slaaneshi marines don't really care what their meat looks like, as long as it screams when they put their sewn-on horsecock inside it. But eldar scream extra loud so it's all the better.

>>92247060
Yes

>>92253459
>I thought even chaos chumps hated-
yes. hate all. it's a whole universe of of volatile emotions, primarily hate.
That said, there's xeno factions of nearly all chaos factions; chaos is an all inclusive cool kids club.
I'm not hardcore into 40k, so the only faction i really hate is the ecclesiarchy.

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>tfw season 3 1080p never

>>92254555
Maybe we can meme it to happen like we did with SJ

>>92247060
Eh...Probably?

>>92249231
>tries to convince people to stay on Earth
>calls them idiots

This is exactly why I can't stand Earthlings.

>>92247060
Yes. Fuck this gay planet.

>>92247060
Do I have a choice?

>>92254627
Not gonna happen considering Daffy's VA for the series is dead. The new daffy sounds horrible by comparison.

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>>92258413
B-but i want to see more of my waifu.

>>92258413
Why would that matter?

Even if they didn't have the 1080p master (which they most certainly do) they wouldn't have to redo the audio for a remaster.

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>>92253745
They had non robot troopers.

>>92252534
Your hate for "heteronormativity" ruins it for you

>>92247060
Honestly kinda tough question since I do have a family I love and friends I would miss.

But if I could keep contact with everyone on earth I would take the offer.
Cause HOT DAMN!

>>92247265
>Wanting short offspring
Manletmonger detected