For 24 hours, you temporarily possess Bendis. What do you do

>>92228091
I retire.

>>92228091
I crush my hands under a car.

I post something that MIGHT be viewed as mildly racist on twitter.

Make a dimension-hopping villain that artificially kills Miles Morales, and since his death conflicts with the logic of this universes Miles Morales as he was supposed to be alive, the whole universe gets either rewinds to its beginning or sped up intensely to its end because such contradiction must not exist.

This way, everything in the current Marvel universe would cease to exist, and they'll have to either adopt a new universe or start all over again. Basically, a universal retcon.

That's easy. I get into fights with all other shit writers at Marvel. Not physical, mind you, just sow the seeds of discord. Goal here is to trigger all the younger writers, like Rivera, into starting shit with me. Possibly aggravate Bendis/Slott feud over Peter Parker. Lash out at Feige for changing Ganke's name.
As soon as 24 hours are up I sit, relax and watch shit go down.

Walk around in the most ridiculous way while yelling "make way for fat Morrison!". And bendis-speak, lots of bendis-speak.

>>92228123
Why not retweet his 2012 tweet about Wonder Woman being a whore and Spider Woman being a better character, because:
>She's got Cho implants and a fucked up backstory,

Make an incredibly racist rant on twitter.

Kill Miles off, make a bunch of white supremacist tweets and shit on BLM on twitter etc, start trashing shit at Marvel HQ and threaten people, and be racist, lead to them firing Bendis and possibly he be arrested for hurting peoples feelings

>>92228091
I destroy my hands and my tongue.

Rape Zack Snyder while screaming Bueno all throughout the entire ordeal.

>>92228091
Blind myself, cut out my tongue, and cut off my hands.

>>92228091

24 hours is too short to fix anything.

So... I go to my three daughters... with my photocamera.. and say "Sweethearts, daddy needs some photo references for 'Iron Man' -

...No.

There are limits. It's only a comic for Christ's sakes.

Find Tom Holland and have my way with him.

>>92228330

Not in that order, I assume.

Why not rob a bank.

>>92228091
Tweet something with the words "filthy niggers".

>>92228091
Kill self

"Those filthy niggers are tearing us down and holding us back"

"Whoops sorry folks that was meant for my wife"

Call Stan Lee a kike and say that I've written anti-Semitic subliminal messages in every Spider-Man comic I've written to spite him.

>>92228116

hes a writer, they have voice to text programs, at worst you delay him a couple days/weeks

>>92228481
Then say that Alonso and Quesada knew what I did, but agreed with my plans and let them fly. While tweeting out fake scandals just to pit Marvel writers against each other.

Then I wake up after 24 hours, and watch as everybody at Marvel comics wants to kill each other.

>>92228091

tweet:

Luke Cage resembles the man who raped me in 1994. I like to imagine, that if I was a woman, Miles is what our offspring would look like.

>>92228091

I go out into the street and start raping and killing people.

His run of GotG would actually be funny if it was just prison fanfic.

Make him write a story in which every character praises Wanda and she is the hero.

And make him shit on Miles Morales totally.

all of you saying have him write a story that undermines his other stories realize that 1) Marvel has to approve it, 2) books get solicited 3 months prior to arrival in stores meaning thats roughly 89 days after your 24 hours are up to undo your shitty fanfic

murder Stan Lee using the desecrated corpse of Jack Kirby while forcing Steve Ditko to tape it all

>>92228553
Coming this Summer: Marvel's Civil War III

>>92228711
And when he gains control of his body again, Bendis could always say someone hacked his Twitter and made those tweets to spite him.

I write the next issue of spider-man were I break Mile's shock-venom thing in a way that would put it out of commission forever. I make sure to let everyone else writing Miles in a book know what I did. Then I write a note to myself to make Bendis think it was his idea.

it's a start but I do what I can

>>92228739

this is true, but also:
does he just black out for 24 hours, or is he somehow able to retain the memories of what we do with his body?

>>92228091

y'all are trying way too hard with methods that require the actions of others to come to fruition.

Just make a phone call to Tom Brevoort/Axel Alonso as Bendis and tell them that you're quitting all your books effective immediately.

I would write some really good comics, just to get people's hopes up before things return to normal

>>92228091
Quit my job and shit on some higher up's desk so I can't possibly get back.

>>92228584
Underrated

For the first 12 hours, partake in the pleasures of being Bendis. Eat at his favorite restaurants. Make love to his wife. Hang out with his friends. See what this man enjoys in life.

Then I break what he enjoys. I attack his best friends. I beat his wife. I scream racial slurs to his children. Commit horrible things that the human mind is unable to forget. Then I run away from the consequences of these actions and wait out the rest of my remaining time.

>>92228091
I kill myself, AND I kill Ike Pearlmutter.
I don't feel like hard mode today; I feel like doing the maximum possible amount of long-term good I can instead.

Cover myself in dog shit and walk on the streets naked, masturbating and screaming "women belong in the kitchen, niggers belong in Hell".
Then I possess Slott and do the exact same thing.

>>92228213
He already deleted that because someone in tumblr noticed.

Male a video of myself explaining how the holocaust isnt real and post it everywhere. That way it can't simply be written off as somebody hacking my twitter

>>92228091
Commit a heinous crime and give myself up.

>>92228526
A few days or weeks that protect the public.

>>92228968
That sounds about right.

I considered filming myself raping his kids while screaming, "I fucking love niggers." But people would just dismiss it as an attempt to parody Millar.

>>92228091
I become a God and erase cape comics from existence.

Burn a mosque and rant about how all muslims need to be fucking genocided and record myself doing it, email it to all the marvel execs and post it all over twitter

>>92229150
You may want to do a combo and say something along the lines of "many women have rape fantasies, therefore rape is perfectly natural and should be encouraged instead of being punished" for the maximum tumblr triggering.

>>92228091
I already failed. Stupid hard mode.

>>92229214
>rape fantasy
I'm not quite sure I follow.

>>92229228
Aren't rape fantasies some of the most prominent female fetishes?

>>92229259
How is it rape of you want it?

>>92229291
Because the guy fucking them thinks the woman doesnt want it, so in the womans mind its rape-y sort of

Shit on Slott's desk, take pictures and post it on twitter then attempt to physically attack Ike. Seems like a good way to get him fired.

>>92228103
freelancers don't retire

>>92228091
obviously i fuck his kids

out in the street where the cops can see

>>92229348
>"Hey, Ike the Kike!"
>punch him in the balls while he's stunned
>say "I'm a fucking god of comic books, bitch. Mossad did 9/11" and run

>>92228969
Kill Ike, get Death Row penalty the next day.

Voila.

>>92228220
Winner

>>92228091
The obvious answer is to keep using bendisspeak in real life until everyone snap and murder me out of sheer irritation.

>>92229348
Ike keeps a pistol strapped to his ankle. He'd blow Bendis away.

>>92229830
Good

I get on the phone and and cuss out ever industry person i can. Then I get on twitter and spill all kinds of NDA shit. Then I erase all my hard drives and flush all my jump drives. I tell my wife and her kids to get out of my life.

then i fill the bath tub with motor oil and sit in it until my 24 hours expires.

>>92229467
I like it.

>>92229830
I said attempt for a reason anon.

>>92228091
I'd kill his wife and kid and thusly when I return back to normal He will like I didn't do it man I didn't do it. He goes to jail Marvel is forced to finally hire better people out of fear of massive backlash.

This becomes a massive black hole sized stain in comic history like what happened with Chris Benoit in the WWE.

>>92228091
Kill myself
But hey at least he'll get to die as a black man just like he always wanted

>>92229126
Tweet it again. Anonymously tip Rich to it.

Put anti jewish scripture into my next comic issue.

>>92228091
>send his kids somewhere safe before i go on my rampage.
>i smash with a hammer joe quaseda's hands and jaw.
> i take out Ike Pearlmutter capish?
> i announce on twitter that OMD/BND/OMIT is over and peter and MJ are married again. a miniseries called "picking up the webs" will tell if ben rielly or kaine parker will be replacing peter.
>and then hint that peter and MJ will have to retire because the defeated mephisto and the baby is back.
>i do not know what i say but i tweet something that makes disney stock drop athree hundred dollars a share in a single hour. it does not recover.
>patronize and then beat up some prostitutes when they want to be paid for their services.
>tweet the accusation that dan diddo and jim lee are gay and fucking each other every half hour like clockwork.
>beat up any law peoples who try to stop me.
>get caught put in a cell.
>laugh my ass off because in a few hours i return to my body and bendis pays for my crimes for the rest of his life.

>>92229830
Ike is fucking 80. Only thing he'd blow is a hemmoroid.

>>92228091

I know this is 4chan, but like...he writes comics.

some of you are reacting like he killed your fucking dog

>>92228091
I'd make the "Bendis is love; Bendis is life," copypasta a reality.

How strong is Bendis?
Can you snap Slott's neck with his hands?
Two birds, one stone.

>>92229979
>>i do not know what i say but i tweet something that makes disney stock drop athree hundred dollars a share in a single hour. it does not recover.

Disney is very hands on with the current Secret Empire storyline, particularly the HydraCap aspects, and the ways its success can benefit the Trump administration

>>92228091
I do a hitler was right rant on twitter. I say things, about fetishes, politics, ideas and past experiences that ruin him forever and ever.

And then.

I badmouth Pelmutter.

>>92228342
go back

>>92228091
shoot in every direction possible. literally fling shit at every person in Marvel i can then insult the fans on social media and make racist comments too. also insult and deride every other major comic publisher.

in short, no more comics for Bendis ever. and as a bonus i get to have a full day to destress by flinging shit at random people like nobody's business. also, assuming she's hot i fuck his wife.

>>92228091
I put myself into an airtight room with air for 25 hours.

>>92230129
He would just say his twitter was hacked

Anyone has that DD page where they play cards and they talk about how Bendis makes them talk and talk and repeat the same things?

TIA

>>92228553
>everybody at Marvel comics wants to kill each other.
I thought that was already the case in real life?

>>92228091
fire the shit out of whoever is doing America

>>92228091
I push my resume into the hiring offices of Marvel and say that this guy needs to be hired now, as Bendis I do everything I can to ensure that after 24 hours I have a writing job and a position of influence within Marvel. To keep Bendis quite and on my side I blackmail him with a video of him blowing some male prostitute. After that I do whatever I can to improve marvel from the inside while keeping Bendis reigned in.

>>92230057
underrated

>>92228091
I send all of my money and possessions to my former body, duh.

>>92230458
>blowing a male prostitute
He wont care. You need a video of him saying the N word.

>>92228091
Literally just walk into people's offices and start punching them.

Make my way up to Ike's office and take a huge steaming dump on his desk.

>>92230502
What if said male hooker was black and the video was him saying something along the line of nigger dicks, and monkeys only being good for sex. Honestly I think of video of Bendis deepthroting some skinny white guy would not only hurt his rep but threaten his family life too, it might be seen as progressive if he's found blowing a black guy. Maybe I should make him say how much better white dick is

>>92228091
Record a video of a breakdown with tears and all, saying that I am tired of all the SJW crap that Marvel makes me shove into comic books, that I just want to write good stories, but Marvel sabotages me at every step by forcing me to make everyone talk in a highly dumbed down manner and constantly mention something abot political correctness, and that I can't bear it anymore as it is against my beliefs and that I refuse to write any more books with niggers, spics, gooks, jews or women in it, because I find them all highly disgusting and very corrosive to society.

Go to Syria and hand out copies of Captain America

>>92228091
I kill off Miles and Riri, then I kill his kids and call the police

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>>92228091
>call for an emergency meeting with all the big figureheads and shitty writters
>say it's extremely urgent, game-changing shit that concerns all
>place hidden cameras in room live feeding to at least 3 different sites
>once everyone gets in lock all doors
>immediately get naked and cover myself in greek olive oil
>wrestle people to the ground while praising allah and screaming "help me the kikes made me do it, miles was right, miles was right"
>all the while a moonman playlist is blaring into the room

pretty sure this'll sort everything out and nobody needs to die.

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Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Marvel tomorrow.

>>92230712

This is beautiful.

>>92228908
Wait who do this again?

Rape Tom Holland.
Video tape it.
Post it to all the pedosites.

There will be no more shitty Spidey movies from Sony for a good 3-4 years, Bendis goes to jail, and I got to experience some of the most choice boipussy ever to exist.

Oh and probably kill Zack Snyder too.

>>92228091
Take out the largest sum of cash and valuables possible and hide them in a place that real me will be able to safely and easily recover after 24 hours. Then feign a very public mental breakdown, which would mostly consist of lingerie, public masturbation, random bursts of frantic crying, and copious amount irl Bendis speak. Play this up for the remaining time in the hopes that Bendis is temporarily committed to a psych ward, then wakes up to find his life utterly ruined, which hopefully Krakatoa a genuine psychological break which A) allows me to more safely store and use my I'll gotten valuables and B) let's me have good topics to shitposting about on /co/ for a while.

>>92228091
Give all of my money and property to Anon, who will be very happy when the 24 hours ends. I also tweet race realist stuff.

>>92228091
>Hard Mode: you do not kill yourself

I got nothing

>>92228091

Scream" World Star Hip-Hop!"

put on blackface and then say " I renounce my slave name and forever more I shall be known as Makumba O'Kumabontha"

>>92228091
hop the next flight to Turkey. Cross the border. Convert to Islam and join ISIS.

>>92228091
Go to the Quesada's office and livestream downloading a shit ton of cheese pizza

>>92228091
So is he like, hypnotized and will do whatever I ask or do I have to actually be in Bendis's body?

Run around Marvel naked and attack everyone, while screaming anti semetic shit and that the holocaust didnt happen, then pick a fight with security when they inevitably show up and keep screaming as they try and take me away, also livestream the whole thing

>>92228091
I get on social media and start spouting the most racist nazi /pol/ shit and dank memes. That way when they day is up Bendis' name is so toxic nobody will hire him.

>>Become Bendis
>>Log onto Tumblr.
>>"You know what's really hot? Body Inflation"

And then we wait.

>>92228091
Have sex with hookers. Overseas if possible.

>>92230009
Most of these are just anon trying to be funny. At least I hope that's the case.

>>92233087

If you're looking to infect Bendis with an STD. Go to Africa. The HIV/AIDS infection is 9 out of 10. 9 out of 10 people in Africa carry an STD. The best place to go if you want to see your dick melt off into a pool of puss, blood, and black ichor.

Go on a cuckold porn liking spree on his twitter.
It's an easy, relatively harmless and subtle enough way of ridiculing him.

>>92228091
Kill mu-
>Hard Mode
FUCK

uh, stop writing 18 comics at one time and only stick to 1-2.

Miles rapes RiRi and Jessica Jones and kills Jones' baby and then himself

Let loose all of the dirt he has on Pearlmutter, Quesada, Alonso, and Brevoort.

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I use his money to order a bunch of horrible shit to different people, but a week in advance. Things like dragon dildos, mein Kamp copies, etc. I send them with some kind of insane message too. I go to the shades part of town and order extremely expensive drugs off a guy and tell him to bring me more to my home address, I'll have the money next week. Then I order a ton of prostitutes for a party a week in advance. Then I set a bunch of anti semitic, anti black, anti gay tweets and posts and nda stuff to be posted a week from now lastly, I buy a single gun and write a murder suicide note and put it somewhere inconspicuous for when the cops show up. Also print a bunch of fetish porn to wrap it in.

Then I sit back, after a long day of setting this up, wake up back in my own body.

And then I wait.

>>92233788
Pretty smart tbqh anon

Kill Slott, then announce a permanent, contract-based retirement of myself.

I'd worm my way into DC some how

Write a big rant on Twitter about how Morrison is a Jew and that people only like him because they think he's Bendis but less handsome, andbasically just try to antagonize him into putting a curse on the fucker.

>>92234553
Morrison doesn't twitter.

send out dick pics
tons of em

I write a letter to the real Bendis telling him to stop fucking shit up and only write small, self-contained stories about my own OCs, preferably over at Image or something. Sign it as Bendis' conscience.

Then I lock myself in a room and throw the key out the window for shits and giggles.

>>92228091
Give Miles a permanent mutation into Spider-Abomination.

I start consuming as much Mercury as I can, without dying of course.

>>92228091
I assault someone at marvel, do whatever I can to burn all bridges. I even ditch my family and file for a divorce.

>>92228091

Fuck hard mode.

Go full black face on my whole body and throw myself off a building nude.

>>92228091
rape G. Willow Wilson and maybe Sana Amanat too

Go to Alonso's office, punch him in the face and then shit on his desk.

>>92228526
This. They broke Machiavelli's arms and he made a book and like 50 essays after

>>92230057
>How strong is Bendis?
He's a bald, middle-aged manlet.

I first take ahold of some bath salts, then I call the America dyke writer and invite her to my office to congratulate her on what a success America has been.

When we're both inside, I lock on the door, throw the keys out the window and I start consuming the bath salts.

Walk around town naked in nothing but blackface.

>>92237480
>not Slott
Literally who cares about America

Type up a Mel Gibson-esque rant and reply-all to every Marvel contact. Then make a video with me shoving a cucumber up my ass and post it to youtube.

>>92228091

Hard Mode is too Hard man. I world easy Mode this time.

>>92228091

Someone has to sacrifice their own career to undo what Bendis did to Iceman. It's only fitting that Bendis be the one to do it.

>>92238768
Stop pretending you ever cared about Iceman.

>>92228091
Commit a life-sentence crime
Like pedophilia

>>92238768
You really think Marvel will let him print something that changes Iceman to straight? In just one day.

Just ruined Iceman by having Bendis have a huge orgy with a bunch underage gay prostitutes dressed up as Bobby. Videotape and stream it on youtube.

Once that happens, Bobby as a character will be tainted for decades and shelved, until some irked Bobby fan becomes an X-men writer and makes Bobby straight again. No one will throw a shit because everyone will think a reboot is needed to make Bobby no longer be associated with that shit.

>>92234391
I'm pretty confused. That'd ruin DC, but why?

What's your ultimate goal?

>>92228720
I could see Steve being willing to do it willingly, if you substitute Kirby's corpse for that Editor that kept stiffing him on the Spiderman Royalties.

>>92228091
Quit my job & throw every shit writer under the bus by leaking their nudes, posting anything they said out of context that tumblr would hate, do something cruel to perlmutter Though I thought he already left didn't he?, & send anonymous messages to Ewing to somehow fix every plot hole & give send marvel a list of specific writers that will ultimately slowly fix Marvel.
As my final act before I leave, I post the sex tape of him & his wife I so carefully planned out earlier that day & several photos of his dick spread the internet tarnishing his name as well as post something like, "I've always dreamed of getting cucked by Kitty Pryde as Riri stomps on my balls. I've also always wanted a taste of Bobby's popsicle dick."

>>92238923

Genius

>>92228091
Tweets aren't enough. Bendis can just say his twitter was hacked after 24 hours.

YouTube. Get on YouTube and make videos insulting writers, artists, celebrities (especially the Disney and MCU ones).
Then text naked pictures of self to people and websites.
Call people and threaten them.

>>92229291
It's a fantasy. It's more like the rapist is an aggressive and assertive lover in the fantasy. Maybe there is some degradation, but it'd be like doing it with a lover who knows what you want and need.

It's not really rape. It's more of surprise sex rather than violent rape. Although it could be the lizard brain in women that wants to be kinda owned and protected by a strong man.

I'm a guy, who's basically talked with three women and read 8 of those shitty romance novels for ideas, but holy shit they are fucking shit. This is just my observations on it.

Call several cops and tell them Axel Alonso has a child sex dungeon hidden in the Marvel offices. Bullshit an entire conspiracy going on between Marvel editors and writers that would rival the Catholic molestation scandal.

And when I wake up, I wait and see how much of my lies turned out to be true.

>>92228091

Murder someone awful and confess immedietly, when he's back in control he'll be looking at 25 to life, even if he pleads temporary insanity he'd end up in a ward somewhere for a considerable amount of time

Make a hero named "Nigger Killer" who hunt and kill all marvel niggers characters

>>92240550
You, I like you.

>>92239754
Thank you.

>>92228091
Resign from writing anything Marvel-related except for Peter Parker Spider Man and give all non-Spidey books I'm working on to other writers.

>>92241054
But he wants to kill off Peter and replace him with Miles Morality

Cheat on his wife. Make sure to film it and have it 'leaked' out.
Scream racial slurs at his children.
Start shit with other Marvel writers and artists.
Speak in nothing but Bendis speak.
Kill off Miles.

>>92239000
Firstly, nice get, but I just want to see what kind of damage he could do to DC

I take his GOTG hardcovers off the shelf, shit in the jacket binding, and then squeeze them back onto the shelf so the pressure forces the poop everywhere.
Then I go to every keyboard in the house and flush the keys that have a question mark on them. After that, I draw a pig snout on his Kitty Pryde posters.

Go to DC to sabotage.

>>92228091
Give Miles Morales a supporting and Rogues' gallery of his own.

get rid of Miles' taser powers

Kill as many of the terrible decision makers and writers at marvel as possible. , but I make it look like an accident so he can still get beenfits. Then I ruin his career on social media so he can never write comics again.

>>92228091
I'd announce that I was attending three different Online panels to generate feedback involving my writing with the fans - what they liked and what they hated. Since I'm Bendis, I would go on record agreeing with many insights on multiple topics and pledge to improve in the areas of my shortcomings.

Then Bendis is back in charge at the end of this and he's in a no-win situation of being held accountable for his public stance of improvement.

>>92228091
>call up literally everyone "I" know at Marvel
>act unnecessarily belligerent and rude
>OTT asshole
>belittle and humiliate them as much as possible, make it as personal as I can
>double points if they hang up on me, triple if you curse me out
>start from the bottom and work my way up the chain
>by the time I reach Alonso he's probably heard of my tirades by now
>go all in, tell him I hate him and the company, and I've been leaking shit to Rich and Scanbro to spite Marvel
>tell him I purposefully made shitty X-Men and GotG comics to destroy two of their most valuable brands
>tell him I've been in negotiations with a distinguished competitor and received assurances I'll get any book I want, so I have no need to fuck around with you non-selling losers
>be racist, sexist, Islamophobic
>Livetweet the conversation as it happens, with an emphasis on the problematic comments
>Insult the fans, both old and Tumblr
>Just straight up "you're lifeless losers and I make zero effort to write good books because you fags will buy anything"
>tell alonso he doesn't have to fire me, I quit, and hung up with a bunch of expletives


The only way he could possibly explain any of that is a mental breakdown, but the public nature of the altercation and the fact he pissed off everyone at Marvel means nobody would want to stick out to defend him.

Bendis is gone.

>>92243084
the fact that he has any of te power he has now means that he'd somehow get out of it.

>>92243125
Even then, it would be delicious drama. I'd be curious how he'd try to finagle out of it.

Regardless, the damage would be done - he would never be seen the same way again, and Marvel would likely give him lower-profile books, at least for a while.

>>92242498
Why do Mouseketeers want DC to fail so bad?

>>92228091
accidentally jump off the tallest building

>>92243660
If Marvel cant be successful, neither can DC

>>92243722
So you're a bitter cunt, gotcha.

>>92243744
Thats the mouseketeer fanboy mindset
personally i want dc to get even better sales so marvel are forced to actually put effort into their books

>>92243823
>personally i want dc to get even better sales so marvel are forced to actually put effort into their books

I would like that too.... I'm not a company wars faggot, which seems to be the norm here now on /co/. theres lots of Marvel characters i would like to see have actual decent books again instead of the low-end shlock they've been pushing for 2-3 years now (with some obvious exceptions)

Bitch about DC all you want but at least they have a solid vision for what their books should be and try to achieve that, I'm not sure at all wtf the Mousehouse is trying to do.

Which other comic writer would you like to possess for 24 hours?

>>92241100
In that case I'll make incredibly racist statements in public and constantly say "nigger" so much that it'd make Quentin Tarantino blush. Anything to make Marvel not want to use Bendis anymore.