It's a Dumbing of Age thread for the idiots who can't

I can feel the Rape incoming.

Except will refuses to let real world harm come to his cartoons so there are literally no consequences to anyone's actions.

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>>92219297
Ryan needs a refrigerator box to hide in when Joe isn't around. No DoA character is as intelligent as a Metal Gear Solid guard.

>>92219297
And for the anons following at home: this is the strip that went up for Patreons last night. Tonights (tomorrow for everyone else) strip will be posted by the kind Patranon whenever he gets here hopefully.

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>>92219297
No Patreanon for tonight's comic?

>>92219883
Guess he feel asleep. Surely he will be here sometime or another before this thread dies.

>>92219883
Where's Becky???

There she is!

Joe had nothing to apologise for

>>92221754
While you are somewhat correct, it's also a little crappy to make digs at people's overall life ambitions, especially if you've noticed they haven't done anything toward them lately. Commenting on that just makes people feel worse.

>>92219883
Because Becky's value is high (according to Willis), can we trade her for at least one decent story or character arc?

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>>92220747
>Where's Becky???

>There she is! Fucking hell...
Someone saying that should always use a harsh expletive.

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post Beckies

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>>92222998

>>92219883
I'd say this sums up things quite well.

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>>92223983

why are you all bumping a thread without a comic?

>>92224008
In the hope that Patreanon eventually shows up with it so we don't have to make a new thread?

>>92224023
is he unable to make a thread himself? he obviously not coming tonight

>>92224034
No he can, although I think he said he doesn't like to for some reason. Also it's more the fact that the mods may get triggered if we have more than one thread per day or something dumb like that.

>>92224641
well then why the hell did OP make a thread?
That's stupid if he doesnt like making threads. New comics are the point. He can either suck it up or we wait

>>92224651
He probably made it thinking that Patranon would show up around his usual time, but this time he's busy or something I guess. Oh well, guess we wait like non-paying people.

well mods fucking should delete this thread. And probably any that doesn't have a new comic

>this one anon that's fucking stringent about having a DoA thread
>bitching about discussion
>bitching about 'necrobumping' when people obviously are up at different times

why does this thread trigger you so much?

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>>92224739
Are you going to start bitching about necrobumping?

>>92219297
>not one kudos for my wordplay

haha yes willis is great writer thanks for pun willis :)))))))

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>>92222948
>that mouth in the 4th panel

RIP patreanon, we will miss you.

>>92225994
Hopefully he will raise from the dead tomorrow (or midnight tonight I guess).

Damn it thread don't don't you quit on me. I need my fix of mediocre webcomic for today. If I don't get it soon I'll have to go read today's Wapsisquare

>>92226272

Just wait till tomorrow, m8, Patreanon's not here atm

>>92226272
Lemme know how the tits are.

>>92227356
Speaking of tits, I hope whoever our third or fourth Pornanon currently is starts posting the goods to Mixtape.moe. They're notorious for having to actually make you write and mail DMCA requests to them, and also the creator is a gay guy who lifts.

I bet patreanon was reading the Girl's storytime and is busy being sad making that mistake

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>>92227356
>Lemme know how the tits are.

Meh, ridiculous but mostly under age it seems.

>>92227796
Their mouths are about as weird as Willis's. Are they vampires?

>>92226272
Quiet, or you'll summon that asshole Thedewd!

>>92228014
Assorted poorly defined monster girls

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>>92222948

Here. Needed to fix that glaring mouth gaffe in the last panel. There's no way we should be able to see it from that angle.

>>92224641
>Also it's more the fact that the mods may get triggered if we have more than one thread per day

Then explain why we have all the Wendy's and Samurai Jack threads

>>92227796
holy shit, Waspi Square is still going? i thought that garbage ended back in 2012

>>92224739

You are aware that you can, you know, hide the thread, right?

Right?

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Do you think David Willis is gonna try his hand at an adventure game now that 2 other webcomics have tried it?

>>92229263
I believe that was intentional.

>>92229474
A DoA visual novel might get some traction

>>92229323
If only that was true. Instead he transitioned to teenage girl monster Hogwarts with all new characters that look exactly like the old characters

>>92230074
So, Dumbing of Age?

>>92229915
Actually some fans have been working on a DoA dating sim.
They've been on a hiatus since last Oct, though.
http://datingofage.tumblr.com/

>>92231007
oh, if I do it right, can i succeed in raping Joyce at the party?

>>92229263
>>92229609
I thought so too

but if you want to make her eyes visible I'd support it

>>92231231
>not pursuing the polyamory ending with Mary and Sierra

>>92231231
>>92233401
>Not solely having a relationship with Mary while not talking to any other characters.
You guys are the only guys that can actually suck at visual novels.

>>92229609

Why? That's not how physiology works. And it looks nonsensical

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>>92234432
Physiology has no place here, anon.

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>>92234703
Pretty much.

>>92219883
I like to think that the only part of Becky in the box is her head mounted on a stand.

so did Patreanon die?

Do we only have one Patreanon?

>>92231007
>using amber as a mascot but not having a route for her
whats the logic there

>>92231007
Dating of Age is a really bad title. I can't shake pedo vibes hearing that.

>>92236947
Yuck, I agree. I get why they chose that title, but still.

>>92236947
>>92238131
On the other hand, the game is sure to be a hit with /tv/ now.

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>>92236189
We might have none, now.

>>92238658
I wonder if Willis knows which one of us is the patreanon.

>>92238658
All it means is we'll be day behind, right?

>>92239684
What do you expect he would do: not take the money? Of course not.

>>92219297
QUOI? A joke I actually chuckled at! We need more Joe. Or maybe not, since he'd go from "eavesdropping bantzboy" to "nosy asshole" in no time.

>>92239684
I hope not, he'd probably send his wiigiinjas after them.

>>92240457
We'll just stay on-time with regular updates.

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>>92240457
>>92243820
>We'll just stay on-time with regular updates.
This would be the worst thing ever!

Although I certainly won't pay and can't recommend someone else take up the mantle with a clear conscience.

>>92243820
>>92244047

Don't worry. Maybe today we all have feel what it's like to be poor and get the strip the old fashioned way, but no doubt Patranon will return in due time to get us the inside scoop again.

>>92241962
Nah, he'll just make a passive-aggressive remark in the alt-text of a future strip or in the comments section of the current strip.

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Patreanon totally wasn't stupid and forgot to post last nights strip.

>>92246656
Oh gees, where were you all day?

Regardless, Oh joy! Like I REALLY wanted to jump back to this. Also, "Clitblockin'." Fuck you Willis for making that word now.

>>92246656

Is Robin throwing up a gang sign in the last panel? What is going on with her hands?

>>92246656
>Becky changed Robin's perspective around off-screen
Can we just start calling her Becky Sue already?

>She got a job in like one week
At least Willis recognizes how stupid that whole thread was. Or is he trying to make this a positive aspect of Becky's character?

>She's got an offer to stay with her new girlfriend.
This makes it sound like Becky's cheating on Dina, but I'm guessing it's just Willis writing things the way that only he can write things.

>clitblockin'
Like that. He thinks "clitblocking" is an actual term. I'm pretty sure Willis didn't even know what a clitoris was until he was 23, and yet he acts as if it's the ONLY thing that gets a woman off during sexual intercourse.

>>92246814
I guess it's "V for Vagina?"

>>92246656
I love how part of the frame of Becky's face is visible through her hair, but not all of it. Did Robin not get to hear the part about how she can't squat in the dorms forever and how she's not comfortable sleeping next to Dina because she will be sexually tempted.

>>92246814
The V might mean to represent the shape of a vulva, and the other hand is for ... clitoral stimulation? If her hands were directly in front of each other, it might be clearer.

I am a girl, and I think Robin just has some stuff loose in her skull.

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>>92246656
>By her own admission her life is great.
I actually raised the idea that all of Becky's luck and help from her community would make her a terrible example for this guilt trip plan a while back. I'm kinda glad that's happening.

>Joyce
>Hayley Mills
So I looked this up and she played Pollyanna in 1960. It's not the first time he's made this reference, but it's not a touchstone for me at all, and I'm not that young.

>>92246903
>and the other hand is for ... clitoral stimulation?
I believe that hand is doing the blocking.

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Willie posted early tonight.

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>>92246997
>I actually raised the idea that all of Becky's luck and help from her community would make her a terrible example for this guilt trip plan a while back. I'm kinda glad that's happening.

Found the post, it was for that strip where they all stare at Leslie and Becky getting along in class.
>Leslie can't be about to literally use Becky to fix Robin. That's not possible. Like, if I was against faith groups taking care of gays, Becky would be the best example of another community being able to take up the slack. Not that I agree with it, but Becky's successes and chipperness don't scream, "queer, identity-denying, anti-lgbt politician converter."

>Also, she's really going to *use* an at-risk person as a tool because she can't just convince Robin, or get her to fuck off, on her own? Seems kinda shitty.

>Problem is, this is Dumbing of Age, so it *will* happen, and it *will* work, and Robin *will* become the good queer person she should be and get with Leslie and win the election.
I'm honestly surprised it was brought up. But I do think >>92246903 is right, and the idea that her squatting is temporary until she gets caught will bring this defense down. Ideally, Becky would rub two brain cells together and take a rational look at her situation, but I'm betting that Leslie or Joyce will explain it, because Becky is "so darn optimistic."

She should stop breaking the 4th wall, though.

>>92247467
>I have to go
>You stay
>No following

>>92247467
There. Problem solved. And it was all thanks to BECKY! (is what Willis is trying to say).

>>92247467
>What? ROBIN is evolving!
>Congratulations! Your ROBIN evolved into DITTO!
That's really all I can see in this artwork right now.

Also,
>My party has withdrawn their endorsment of me.
First of all, it's "endorsement".
Secondly, this doesn't mean Robin has to stop being a congresswoman. It just means she gets to run as an Independent. Actually, wait, can this even happen? Can a party just up and say "Nah" and replace their selected candidate after a primary? I'm pretty sure you can't just up and say "You're gone" just because of a single picture in a local newspaper. Robin holding hands with Leslie at a bar is not that damaging. Hell, just look at what happened with Trump and his pussy-grabbing. Didn't matter for shit.

Anyways, I guess all this really means is that Robin gets to stop being a congresswoman and that now she gets to live with Leslie forever because that's what "Dumbing of Age" was really fucking missing, right?

Also, I guess Robin is just gonna walk out the door with no pants on?

>>92247467
Oh so NOW you reached your final straw Leslie? Gimmie a break...

>>92246656

Robin's dialogue literally makes me cringe. It's so forced, trite, and disingenuous. It's not quirky. It's not amusing.

Seriously.Willy is even worse at trying to do dialects than he is at regular talking. No one sounds like this. At all. Like, ever. The words do not exist in any language on Earth that can adequately convey the sheer scope of how BAD Willy's dialogues are.

I mean if regular conversation was matter, the way Robin talks is literal antimatter

Fuck. I dare say I may be being triggered. Someone post a goddam kitten.

>>92247467

>>M Bison's "YES! YES!"

>>92247467
Welp, bring on the pity lesbian fucking between Robin and Leslie (maybe with Becky for ultimate smut). Cause clearly the only reason for Robin not to go gay is now gone.

>>92247467
Huh. So, that's that for her campaign, I guess? Or maybe not? I dunno how this stuff works.

I'm kinda surprised she isn't trying to stay even more now. It's not like she has anywhere else to be to do damage control *now*.

Oh, also I guess this puts Ryan out of their grasp via Robin's campaign info, not that I really thought they'd ever get to that. I mean, she'd probably still have access to files of people working under her, but I don't think Willis would treat this that way. If anything they'll have to break into her old campaign office for the files.

>>92247636
>Can a party just up and say "Nah" and replace their selected candidate after a primary?
I think so. Something about the parties technically being a private organization.

>>92247467
>I have to go. My planet needs me.

>>92247551
>Robin *will* become the good queer person she should be and get with Leslie and win the election.
Two outta three ain't bad.

>>92246656
Christ, I forgot this thing was was still going on.

>>92246814
>>92246838
>>92246903
The "V" is a vagina and the other hand is blocking.

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>>92247750

>>pity lesbian fucking

Oh God, no.

>>92247798
There is no deed too shameful that Willis won't do to rake in his Slipshine bucks.

>>92247467
>Robin goes home
>Leslie loses her job because her actions during this arc
>Sleeps on Robin's couch and won't leave
>lesbians happen

>>92247781

True.

But it would still be in character for Robin to try to do gang signs to be hip and cool with the young'uns

>>92246656
>clitblockin
I chuckled but its an angry chuckle

>>92246656
I noticed while cropping out Becky, but that first transparent panel has a bunch of blank pixels for Becky, and there's another one on the phone in the second transparent panel.

Not that anyone would notice it at site size, but it's just an example of sloppiness.

>>92247467
Robin was actually a Ditto the whole time.

>>92246656
>clitblocking
I thought it was "cuntblocking"?

>>92246656
what has crazy eyes done to be so delightful?

>>92247467
God i hate his noses so much. it's like a gaping hole in the middle of everyone's face. the nostrils aren't even properly lined up with the septum anymore

>>92247636
For a slice-of-life comic about college students, there's a lot of space dedicated to this stupid Robin/Leslie plot. I hate them both.

>>92247467
>wait you mean i CAN'T freeload at a woman's house for weeks while there's a lesbian scandal about me going on?
This is exceptionally stupid.

>>92248132
Twatblocking, twatswatting, cuntbunting, clamjamming, pussyfussing, derrierebarriering, beavercleaving, gimme an hour and I'll come up with more.

>>92247467
Leslie looks like she's about to smack Robin in panel 1. Kinda makes me want fan art of her keeping her pimp hand strong.

>>92248298
It's been a single morning. Life comes at you fast.

>>92248454
>It's been a single morning. Life comes at you fast.
Oh right I forgot about Willis' pacing. Well she still ignored the controversy.

>>92248504
Yeah, I'm not sure what she expected would happen squatting inside the home of the person she's allegedly having an affair with.

>>92248454
>Kinda makes me want fan art of her keeping her pimp hand strong.

Someone please do this

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have some robin eyes

>>92248932
I never thought becky could look worse. Thanks for the insight.

>>92248778
Robin's denial has been pathological since she left Leslie at the bar.

Also, it is beyond belief that Robin's campaign staff haven't broken into Leslie's apartment yet.

>>92248932
Panel 2 makes it look like they stepped out of Coraline.

>>92246656
>Robin: Hey this Becky girl is delightful, her life is going extremely well, and you lied about her needing your home immediately to try and guilt me.
Outside of her taste in Beckies, no lies detected?

>>92247467
>Leslie: Grrr, I'm mad!

These don't really follow each other that well.

> Batman peens Superman

Shouldn't superman be... peening Batman? I mean, say what you will about the "man of steel, ...butt-man of kleenex" thing, but imagine the pressure that the buns of steel would be involuntarily clenching with.

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>>92248932
>Rey on the poster
Perfect.

>>92249105
Leslie is upset about her ruse failing so spectacularly.

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>>92247757
>So, that's that for her campaign, I guess? Or maybe not? I dunno how this stuff works
Don't worry... neither does Willis.

>>92249105
>Outside of her taste in Beckies, no lies detected?
The only lie is that Becky apparently doesn't need a place to stay since she's staying with Dina, which is a lie in that Dina lives in the dorms and Becky is squatting in the dorms and thus still needs an actual place to stay.

>>92247757
>>92249340
Now that Ryan has miraculously found Dorothy and is probably stalking her, we don't even have to worry about any investigative work into Robin's campaign staff, thus cleanly severing the tie between Ryan and Robin and thus allowing for Robin to be freed from the shackles of the responsibility of politics. Or whatever.

Did the smut doc bite the dust?

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>>92247699

>>92249440
Allegedly so.
Whoever Pornanon is, I against suggest that you use Mixtape for the sharing of the illegal substances.

>>92247636
>Yes, a party could change their pick for who they want to run
Normally they don't because it's stupid, makes you look weak, waste money, and can confuse the public but you can do it.

>>92249440
For now. Google Docs informed me that it was no longer shareable because of its inappropriate content. Still trying to come up with a solution.

>>92250524
>https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B-IWc3-N0yBoUHhCX0haY2c4MU0?usp=sharing
I was stupid and thought I'd figured it out before checking the link. No luck here. I'll keep working on it.

>>92250543
Has anyone tried these?

https://www.reddit.com/r/imguralternatives/comments/69aqed/pictrio_a_simple_image_host/

https://www.reddit.com/r/imguralternatives/comments/69xz33/imgerco_now_you_can_upload_images_from_instagram/

https://www.reddit.com/r/imguralternatives/comments/3eb11j/clones_of_pomfse_a_former_image_host/

>>92250543
>>92250260
>>92249440
Why not just make a mega?

>>92246656
Clamblocking would have been better, imo.

>>92247636
Robin in this universe is basically a party shill with no redeeming characteristics of her own (like, none). Running independent would virtually be suicide

>>92247636
Robin isn't just a candidate, she is already a Congresswoman. No party would just cut an incumbant loose like that at the first minor hint of scandal.

>>92247467
I hate to say it, but Willis has actually made a subplot that's worse than Toedad's Wild Ride.

At least the above's complete bullshit was entertaining bullshit. This is just dull. And Robin and Leslie are both completely unsympathetic because Robin's squatting at a virtual stranger's house for no good reason and Leslie enlists a homeless girl and abandons her job to continue a 'Robin conversion' plan that should have been dropped when her target became a home invader (let alone Roz's whole 'I'll ruin my sister's life because her politics disgust me' thing). This is a situation that could have been solved months ago with either one phone call to the police or Robin pulling some subsistence damage control. So I do not understand why Willy thinks this strip should be dramatic or evoke sympathy. It's not and it deserves none.

>>92247843

Except Dina apparently, to my ultimate chagrin.

He's already semi-whored out Joyce, though. I'll hold out hope.

>>92246656
>Becky got permission to stay with Dina

Wait, when did that happen?

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>>92255270
Here, but not really.

>>92253867
The armchair political strategist in me wants to say that they could cut Robin loose, say she had a breakdown, put a new candidate on the ballot - probably her primary opponent, with Robin more than likely retained on the ballot due to legal issues intentionally throw the election, undermine Robin's opponent with claims that he won the election on technicality rather than merit, then astroturf him as being pro-LGBT for vote pandering but anti-LGBT in practice. Election is sunk at this point, but since the district is apparently fairly conservative they would marshal all their efforts for the next election.

>>92247467

Wait, why would she lose her endorsement? Because she's a lesbian? Republicans jump all over token minorities at the first chance they get. This makes no sense at all.>>92247551

>>92257450
The circumstances more than likely. Robin openly coming out is a spinnable development. Robin holing up for two days at the apartment of a lesbian with whom she was photographed in an intimate moment together is a sex scandal.

>>92257450
Considering how Robin basically puts her foot in her mouth whenever she speaks, her whole campaign was probably masterminded by her campaign staff, with them constantly running interference to keep her from fucking up her voting base. I dunno, maybe Robin's complete lack of independence means she always votes for the party line and the other possible candidates are either too wild or too unpopular to beat her opponent (insert "Ruth is the best RA jokes here")

If Robin went to her campaign managers right after the scandal broke, they probably could have spun it so she still looked like a plausible item. But since she basically went double down by barricading herself in Leslie's bedroom, there's no regaining control. In other words, they cut her loose because she was no longer a good puppet.

>>92257786
Considering that Robin is by all accounts a decently popular politician it's more than likely they don't have any other possible candidates lined up. A lot of the time popular candidates run unopposed or have weak challengers in primaries.

>>92257605
Robin going straight to Leslie's apartment and staying there was probably the stupidest and least defensible move possible.

>>92258598
Robin being drunk and doing that isn't as stupid, the real question is why did Leslie's landlord let a random drunk person into the apartment?

>>92259235
Maybe Drunk Robin can pick locks.

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>>92259235
Yeah, that wasn't explained satisfactorily at all. Robin could've even just said that they're a fan ("I gave them a t-shirt!").

I wonder if the landlord will also kick out Leslie because of the media circus. It seems like too much happening at once, but I can't imagine they're happy that your tenant is part of all this on your property, especially if they're on the premises nearby.

>>92259942
I'm sure it was explained off-panel, just like everything else. What a cop-out all around.

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>>92255270
>Wait, when did [Becky get permission]?
>>92256171
This is where it was raised as a possibility, but pic related actually shows that Amber is reluctant. Obviously, that's not a hard no, but it's not as clear cut that she can stay with Dina.

>>92259942
Leslie already has grounds to sue her landlord into poverty for letting Robin in the house, kicking Leslie out because of the media would only make it worse. Plus, as the property owner, the landlord would be able to bar the media from the property itself.

>>92260674
That only shows reluctance due to Amber being afraid of Becky outing her as Amazi-Girl.

>>92261541
>That only shows reluctance due to Amber being afraid of Becky outing her as Amazi-Girl.
Yes, this is why I linked the image. What's your point?

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>>92256171
Christ, I've forgotten how awful Becky is.
Her dialog reminds me of Night in the Woods, and I hated that game.
Even Life is Strange and Gone Home were better..

>>92262007
No actual objections to Becky moving in with them in regards to living space or bathroom arrangements.

>>92259235
>>92259895
Was she drunk? I thought she had one drink and left.

>>92249293

She never needed a ruse. She could have saved herself a lot of trouble by calling the Police and having the problem taken care of the second Robin broke back into her house.

Robin should also have gotten the idea than when she gets thrown out of a house, that's not an invitation to break right back in. Also, if the press was outside, wouldn't they have seen Robin break back inside?

The lack of logical thought in this comic is rage inducing.

>>92263889
Apparently the giant mob of press was actually three people. The press shouldn't have even known were Robin was since Leslie wasn't identifiable in the picture.

>>92249568

Thank you

>>92249943

Normally, yeah.

But Robin proves that sometimes rules, even unwritten ones, need exceptions

>>92258598

That's pretty bad, but Id say breaking back in was probably the killing stroke. There's no way the press COULDN'T have seen that.

Robin brought everything on herself

>>92259235
>the real question is why did Leslie's landlord let a random drunk person into the apartment?

Because everyone in this comic is a complete goddamn retard.

>>92263980

While that is likely true, all it takes would be ONE with a camera and internet connection

And I wouldnt put it past Roz to notify the press

Okay, so let's imagine that someone in the dorm gets word to Leslie/Robin that Roz was behind all this. What do you think would happen to her?

>>92265055
Realistically, this is the absolute last straw after the sex tape, and she's out.

In Willis' world, they'll probably let her stay just to avoid further scandal... in-story, of course. The real reason will be because getting rid of a character would be too much like hard work.

I hope Amber and Dorothy get tied up and raped by Ryan.

>>92266016
At least it would give Amber something legitimate to have PTSD about, rather than "I stabbed a defenseless woman in a fit of blind rage and now I'M the traumatized one."

>>92266016
Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>92247757
>Huh. So, that's that for her campaign, I guess? Or maybe not? I dunno how this stuff works.
It isn't. American Political parties have no official membership and "endorsement" isn't a thing. The RNC may not allocate funds to her reelection, but she can call herself a republican all she wants and there is nothing they can do about it. Also, if she is independently wealthy, she can fund her own campaign and run as a Republican as if she wishes, and if she gets enough votes they have to let her run in primaries (see our current president, but also Bernie Sanders who was an independent running as a Democrat).

>>92265055
>What did I ever do to you, Roz? What did I do that would make you hate me so much? You have to hate me, why else would anyone try so hard to ruin my life? And don't give me that bullshit about the Republicans; you're worse. I have to fit their mold of a woman and keep myself on the down low, but at least they recognize me as a woman and a minority. You and yours don't even give me that. I don't get to be Hispanic around you, I get to be "self-hating" or "Americanized." I don't get to be a woman, I get to be a "traitor to the sisterhood."
I don't get to be a lesbian, because I'm not perfectly obedient to "the cause." All because I don't fit your perfect little image. Just because your Barbie doll has dark skin and XL pants doesn't mean it's not the same thing.
>You won. There. Happy that you've ensured the victory of the right candidate, the one who is eagerly using the fact I'm a lesbian as an argument why people shouldn't vote for me? You've destroyed the career of a minority lesbian, how many brownie points does that get you? I'd ask if you were sorry, but we both know you're not. Just like we both know that I'm going to forgive you even though I shouldn't. I'm just not ready to say the words yet. You're a piece of shit, but I still love you, little sis.
>And if you see Leslie, tell her thanks for writing this speech for me, it's so much better than my original plan.
>...I was going to sucker punch you in the cunt.
>Just KA-POW! right in the cervix!

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>>92268831
>>Implying Robin was ever this articulate

What did I do to ya make ya TOTES hate me this much?

>>92270054
Robin: It's just...I didn't realize my favourite sis' was such a- a bizzle, yo!

Roz: Favourite? Robin, I'm so sorr-

Robin: Totes cram it, dog. You won, you wrecked my life like Mario's Wrecking Crew. From now on, I have no sister.

Fo' rizzle.

Roz: Okay, fine.

>>92262582
I guess she can't look past the Amazi-Girl thing. I'm sure it would very quickly become an issue for reclusive Amber to share a space with someone who talks as much as Becky does.

>>92265055
They wouldn't be able to move her to another floor, because literally no other RAs want to deal with her.

>>92265055
fucking nothing.

>>92267048
I second this concern.

>>92268831
>And if you see Leslie, tell her thanks for writing this speech for me, it's so much better than my original plan.
Up until this point, I was starting to wonder if Robin could say that many words in a row without sounding like a complete moron.

>>92276541

>Becky ignoring Leslie's shitty obnoxious moralizing

wtf I love becky now

>>92276603
I know it'll never happen, but if Becky straight up called Leslie out for just wantin' some pussy she'd immediately become a better character.

>>92276629
Narratively it'd work better coming from Joyce, since Becky doesn't have any relationship with Leslie.

>>92276541
>I hope we learned today the folly of trying to appeal to the empathy of those who would rule you

Did we? Did we really?

>>92276541
Did the lamp have any significance or is this another LOL RANDOM moment?

Also, Robin's taking this situation so seriously that she's still not put her pants on.

Also, I have no idea what Leslie's talking about and I don't care what Becky is talking about.

Also, it's "authentication", not "authentification".

Also, you can't just take over somebody's two-step authentication. You can remove it, but you can't take it over the same way you would hack into a device. You can only "take over" 2FA if you steal another person's phone.

>>92276541
>>92276720
Also, I just realized the first two panels are Willis' way of manipulating the reader again. "Okay, so Robin may not have been a perfect person. But look how caring she was! She did dishes and alphabetized Leslie's medicine! And she complimented Leslie's hair, too! Never mind every other negative aspect of her character! She liked Leslie's hair!"

>>92276541
who is the one who "would rule you" who lacks empathy?
It's not Robin, clearly being thoughtful and helping with all that stuff there.

>>92276541
This won't work. This can't work.

Even Willis's fans can see how broken this plot is.

>>92276541
>>92276720
I found what the lamp is about. It's a barely visible sight gag. Robin made a sign that she put on the lamp. It's some word (I think "Ace") crossed out and replaced with "You".

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>>92277000
Whoops, forgot to add a picture.

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>>92277031
So could we say that you....trip'd up?

>>92277252
Not until I drop my trip.

>>92276541
>folly of trying to appeal to the empathy
This is basically Willis using Leslie as a mouthpiece. First off, Robin is a walking joke, so there's not that much humanity there at all. Also, Robin did listen to Becky and empathize with her (despite her complaints otherwise), she's just a poor example of a downtrodden person because she's in a decent place and refuses to admit anything is ever wrong. I bet if things proceeded, Robin might've even tried to help her.

The last panel just reads like nonsense to me. I get the twitter part, but the 2FA part is weird.

>>92277000
It says "Aide" but I still don't really get it. The idea of doing that "joke" when the text is so small and obscured in every appearance is baffling.

>>92277319
>It says "Aide" but I still don't really get it. The idea of doing that "joke" when the text is so small and obscured in every appearance is baffling.
It's a reference to an earlier strip where she discusses referring to her aide as "You".

But yes, this is a joke so miniscule that Willis may as well have never bothered, especially with how he did nothing to set it up in the first place.

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>>92277374
Hmm, well would you look at that, good memory, famiglia.

Having re-read the strips (June and November 2016) it definitely wasn't worth it for him to reference that joke.

>>92276759
Yeah, screw that! Robin is manipulative, and so is Willis.

>>92276877
I can't wait for more reactions from them.

>>92277319
Becky is planning on stealing every identity she can.

>>92277564
He probably drew the strips a few days apart from each other.

>>92276629
>leslie learns a thing from the "baby gay"
That would be interesting. Therefore it won't happen.

>>92276697
Narratively it'd work better coming from Becky, who's just a leabian horndog who could call out leslie for being a lesbian horndog, even if Becky were doing it to be supportive or friendly.
>since Becky doesn't have any relationship with Leslie
Gotta start somewhere.

>>92277914
Becky logically wouldn't be aware of Leslie's deep thirst for Robin. Plus Becky's horndog tendencies are exclusive to Dina, her actual girlfriend.

>>92257049
>but since the district is apparently fairly conservative they would marshal all their efforts for the next election.

In real life, Barron Hill (D) was the representative for the district from when the comic started until 2011. One redeeming fact of the Dumbiverse is that now-IRL-senator Todd Young's congressional career apparently never happened.

>>92277985
She got pretty horny watching Sarah take off her scarf too. It was in a bonus strip.

It endeared me to her slightly, but not that much because of the goofy bare head fetish she's got.

>>92259235
>the real question is why did Leslie's landlord let a random drunk person into the apartment?
cuzza the *thing*. what are you, stupid?

>>92277985
Yeah but she's been thirsty for so long, she could reasonably spot when someone else was trying to get into someone's pants.

>>92276720
>Also, you can't just take over somebody's two-step authentication. You can remove it, but you can't take it over the same way you would hack into a device. You can only "take over" 2FA if you steal another person's phone.

Borrow their phone and change the phone number on the account.

>>92278043
Given the history of the comic it would mean that Robin succeeded Mike Sodrel.

>>92278063
Maybe she's really into black-haired chicks?

>>92278139
Becky knows almost nothing about cell phones because she has never had one of her own. I'm amazed she even knew how to operate something with a touchscreen.

>>92279053
There was a three-day time skip after the Toedad Saga, and I'm pretty sure there was another time skip recently. Obviously, that's enough time for Becky to convert from a cordless landline to a smartphone.

>>92276541
In panel 3, Robin's humiliation reaches a new level with press photographers catching her outside. So much for the first female Hispanic Representative from Indiana or whatever Robin is.

Don't write comics when you're overdosing on post-election salt, kids.

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>>92278080

I don't think Becky ever mentioned needing a drink in the comic

>>92276541
You know what, Robin? You can just go screw yourself for saying that all Leslie needs is a hairdo in order to get a girlfriend.

If having nice hair was all it took to get a woman's affections, then there would be a lot fewer whiny people on the Internet.