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HiFuck all of you
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>>92215676
Rude.
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Stop.
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what's happening?
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>>92215726
I couldn't stop it even if I wanted to
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>>92215676
only liberal cucks dont like this comic
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>>92215744
you're gay anon
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>>92215714
>>92215733
No human being would ever do this.
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>>92215745
What dark god do you worship to bring such a thing upon us?
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what is this dreck
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>>92215845
>averagecoposter.png
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OH NO, PLS NO!
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This might be some of the most unappealing art I've ever seen.
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>>92215923
>/r9k/ gets superpowers
how horrifying
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>>92215900
Oh anon, read the story time, you have yet to scratch the surface on unappealing.
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Don't do it. You can still make this right.
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Is this our punishment for the Jashi shitstorm?
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>>92215676
Every anon should experience this once, you need to set the low bar after all.
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>>92215963
why is this bad? im not seeing it
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I done, i hope you see the wrong that you are doing.
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>>92215948
I just noticed this was drawn by the same dude who drew Alex+Ada so that explains quite a bit.
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>>92215748
Nice buzzwords but youre literally saying the opposite of what true considering the comics themes.
Have a go newfriend.
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>>92215999
His book that came out this week is terrible
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>>92215676
Oh nooooooooo!
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>>92215676
Why Anon?
It's only 2 months to Weekend of Pain.
Couldn't this have Waited?
I don't wanna read this twice in a year.
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I hate you, OP
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ALL I REALLY WANT IS
GIRLS
AND IN THE MORNING IT'S
GIRLS
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>>92215676
Are you ok, man?
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>>92216025
That terrible looking fantasy thing? I kinda want to read it out of morbid curiosity if it really is as bad as it looks.
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>>92216056
I got some better shit to pull out during pain weekend
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>>92216069
Yeah, it was shitty. And this is coming from someone that somewhat enjoyed Alex + Ada
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>>92216062
>I hate you, OP
Is this really that bad, just seems like a somewhat shitty comic, with ugly art so far.
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What's so bad about this?
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I hope she cucks him
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>>92216090
Read the whole thing. It's emergent.
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>>92216089
This preview page pretty much sold me on the entertainment value of the art, but is the writing shitty enough to warrant buying it?
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>>92216161
Download it if you're curious
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This is gonna turn out like Species, isn't it?
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>>92216090
Deer in headlights bad anon, choke it down once ittl do ya good.
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>>92216138
What could possibly happen to make everyone so angsty, this better pay off.
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Even in a shit storytime I have too much respect to image post,
So please imagine the "not today" reaction image of a guy putting a gun to his head.
Fuck this I'm out before the eggs and never looking back.
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>>92215676
>TFW youre here for the newfags not the comic
Im not reading this shit a 3rd time.
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>>92216223
>Fuck this I'm out before the eggs and never looking back
Wait is this some kind of fetish comic? Is that what's got everyone triggered, I'd Wikipedia it but the mystery is too much fun.
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>>92216180
Don't drag down Species by comparing it to this.
Not even Species 3 or Species 4 (if such a movie even exists) deserves thst.
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I never read this before, Will do in the morning because fuck It, it's late.
Just tell me, is it little temptation tier or a Brand New type of horror?
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>>92216074
>I got some better shit to pull out during pain weekendIs it going to be the full America run so far?
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Is this going to get worse?
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>>92215676
shine on OP
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>>92216356
Go on...
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>>92216370
HAHAHAHA WHAT
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>>92216317
>>92216360
Story times of pain are like boys out merit badges.
We all had to stick around and earn them, so see you guys at the other end of this all.
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>>92216179
I regret doing so.
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>>92216413
Whelp, this just got... I feel like "interesting" is the wrong word.
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>>92215676
oh god, this dumpster fire of a comic. Might as well post Our love is real while you're at you fiend.
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>>92216418
Delete this my good fellow.
Even in a shit storytime you gotta respect the code of storytimer getting all the image numbers.
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>>92216457
I would, but there's people that are now defending that shitstain
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>>92216429
>>92216443
>this dialogue
kill me
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>>92216443
everytime
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>>92216370
I FUCKING CALLED IT
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>>92216492
KEK WTF?
Are they punching him, wtf is that art conveying?
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>>92216478
I wanna buy a copy of it, just to say I own it.
It's like Food Fight. Something so insane it should be proud.
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>>92216505
>wap wap wap wap
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>>92216370
seriously, what the fuck, how did this get published
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>>92216512
WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP
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>>92216457
>Our love is real
Much more enjoyable than Girls.
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>>92216528
Hey you better respect this comic, or I'll wap your ass.
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>>92216479
And let you off easy?
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>>92216443
>theyre all hypocrites
>can you tell?
>theyre hypocrites guys!
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>5 girls
>kicking the asses of 2 men and 1 girl
why don't they fight back?
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>>92216479
I won't kill you till the last wap
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OKAY, this shit's weird so far, but not the weirdest I've read. Marking this since I have to be busy. This shit better be worth it at the end.
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>>92216576
it's never acceptable to hit a woman anon
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>>92216553
Squeeze if you're going to draw, man!
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>>92216595
Its not anonThats the point
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>>92216575
>don't make the closet claustrophobic or anything, isn't like this is supposed to be horror, just give him a big walk in closet.
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>>92216539
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
WORN OUT PLACES
WORN OUT PLACES
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>>92216595
I think you'll love the ending just as much as all previous readers.
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>>92216654
>I'll burn your titties off
Oh boy.
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>girls
Oh boy, I haven't read this since the last weekend of pa-
HOLD THE PHONE! YEAR 3 OF /CO/'S STORYTIME WEEKEND OF PAIN IS NEXT MONTH!!!
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I don't get it. Is this some shitty comic published because it was written/drawn by some retard/woman/lgbwhatever? Is the point that the guy is a dick and hates women, even though he brings up some decent points about the women in the town?
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>>92216634
>>Last panel
I'm only skimming this comic, and I this looks pretty stupid
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>>92216669
>fat retard ruins everything
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>>92216685
>It's safe, I only set the house on fire!
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>>92216702
Yeah boy.
Enjoy the free sample.
Don't forget to stock up on unreadable dreg.
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>>92216708
I thought it was the exact opposite and was written by a mra robot.
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>>92216646
The space sperm ball is not that neat or even coherent an ending. It's all just non-sense.
DOOM has a better story, and it barely has one!
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>>92216738
Oh wait, never mind, it's in 2 months.
I mixed up June and July
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>>92215744
It's a storytime of pain.
>>92215745
Can't stop, won't stop, don't even know HOW to stop.
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>>92216702
Shit man, I only started coming to /co/ a few weeks after that. What else was storytimed besides "Trouble" and "Marville"?
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>>92216728
GENNDY IS A HACK
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>>92216750
True.
Also delete your image. Common courtesy even when reading this rag.
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>>92216768
Unfunnies, Our Love Is Real, that Avatar fancomic
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>>92215676
>>92216241
>tfw reading this for a fifth time on here
I have a problem.
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ALL OF THIS COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED
IF THEY WORE CONDOMS
JESUS FUCK
This is soooo retarded. If a random naked person tried to have sex with me I'd assume it was a trap. I don't care how horny you are
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>>92216702
>>92216768
>>92216786
Sorry man, false alarm. >>92216760
When is comic con weekend this year? That's when it happens.
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>>92216750
>trying to shit on DOOM
Listen here faggot I don't care what /co/ shit triggered you or how special a snowflake you think you are, DOOM is a fucking masterpiece and should be respected as such
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this is the anti tesis to getting laid
>a /r9k/ comic production!
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>>92216797
Who do you think has storytimed it all those times?
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Fuck me, I downloaded this because I saw that it was published by Image and thought "at least it might have good art."
This....this is something entirely else
>Critical reception for Girls was mostly positive. Comic Book Resources commented that the series "exemplifies the best traditions of classic indie comics" and The A.V. Club named it as one of their "Best Comics Of 2007
What.
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>>92216800
Is he pumping a rifle, that wouldn't be pump action, that the artist didn't even draw to be pump action?
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>>92216791
Are they super strong or something? Or is this just a bunch of 90 pound girls beating grown men?
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>>92216814
Are you shitting me with that quote, did they outsource the review process to the closest centre for the intellectually disabled?
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>>92216768
The list gets longer every year.
The Millar Unholy Trinity.
Unfunies
Our Love is Real
This horrible CGI Iron man comic.
I personally plan to download and post Littlest Zombie Summer bash and look for other horror comic failures.
Stuff so bad that Girls here is among the closest to readable and defendable.
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>>92216812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyWiaJIhTH4
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>>92215972
I think it's divine vengance for too much social media posting, secret empire and the like.
>>92215987
Just hang tight for the ride anon.
>>92216074
There's been smoking stuff this year for Storytime of Pain contenders.
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>>92216806
You misunderstand, I've played every damn DOOM save DOOM64 (never had a copy), I'm saying the excuse plot that the boys that made DOOM just to have a plot is better than the ATTEMPTED story that Girls has by far.....which admittedly is offensive to DOOM as I just compared it to shit.
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>>92216866
>wait stop she's just a violent egg monster
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>>92216844
I grabbed it from wikipedia. This thing got 24 issues? Jesus christ.
Also from wikipedia:
>The Lunas noted that fan reaction to the series was occasionally different depending on the gender of the reader, remarking that "It's funny how some men could sympathize with one of the worst male characters, and just hate, hate the main female character, Nancy, but there'd be women who would empathize with Nancy and understand why she did the things she did, even though they were pretty vile. We did try to treat both genders equally
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>>92216814
>>Critical reception for Girls was mostly positive. Comic Book Resources commented that the series "exemplifies the best traditions of classic indie comics" and The A.V. Club named it as one of their "Best Comics Of 2007
One of the reasons for its anti-fame among /co/mrades
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>>92216814
Dude you gotta link me where you got these quotes.
Cause this needs to be brought up more oftne.
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>>92216876
>wait, I want to get laid one more time
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>>92216827
>>92216830
Youre beginning to appreciate the subtle beauty this comic has to offer anons.
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>>92216850
Someone storytimed one of Bendis' first comics the other day (black and white, and he drew it), so that can be added to the list
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>>92216252
>>92216317
>>92216206
Oh, just sit it out anon. It's definitely earned it spot in the regular rotation of the storytime of pain.
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>>92216887
Pretty sure they're delusional, people hate this because it's badly written rubbish with middle school tier art
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>>92216911
>pant pant pant pant
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>>92216875
You should play doom64 anyway. Someone made a port to PC if you don't want to try emulation. I played it and I realized Doom3 was the sequel to Doom64 and not Doom2. Tons of atmospheric sound effects and spookier character sprites in more claustrophobic environments.
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>>92216911
>*pant* *pant*
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oh god not again
i still remember that time satan did the stroytime
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>>92216942
>she was lightly wapped to death
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>>92216942
>Can't physically defend his wife from getting beaten
pretty shit man desu
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>>92216942
>all phones are out
Because reasons?
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>>92216964
Every year over a dozen people die from Wap related incodents.
Make sure your children are aware of the dangers of wapping.
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>>92216993
The town is covered in an alien force field
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>>92216993
actually yes, iirc
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>>92216708
>>92216739
Truly great storytimes of pain can trancend human boundaries of class and politics.
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>>92216887
Anyone who actually makes it to the end of this comic with any cognitive dissonance can clearly see Nancy was not written to be sympathetic.
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>>92216993
Don't worry they'll explain it for the most part.
Still kinda stupid though.
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>>92217017
spoilers you autistic chimp
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>>92216993
Stephen king under the dome
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>>92217053
No, no, no turns out we were the eggs all along
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>>92217069
... ok?
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>>92217045
Who is Nancy?
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>>92216814
Critical aclaim for terrible comics boosts it's power level. It's why Mockingbird is a shoo in for the next cycle.
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>>92217069
Why were they wapping the men then? They clearly were wapping that cop even before he was a threat to them.
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>>92217051
>that first panel
B^U
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>>92217049
bitch this shit gets posted at least 2 times per year
during week of pain, the year anniversary in September or during new year
>>92217091
the biggest cunt ever and one of the worst things about this comic
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I feel like this is a rite of passage for newfags
Read this and despair
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>>92217045
I'm skimming, but I'm guessing it's "Girls get away with everything, men are the worst" I'm going to go out on a limb and say that all men die at the end and women celebrate.
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>>92217091
Mouthy, fat, curly haired redhead in the purple? top.
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>>92217138
>fuck the frogs
probably the wrong choice of words
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Wow, what an egregious example of the prevalent Born Sexy Yesterday trope. Really problematic stuff here OP.
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>>92217129
Im not going to spoil it but theres really tiers of shittyness among both the men and women.
Among the woman though Nancy is the top fucking tier piece of shit.
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>>92217126
>I feel like this is a rite of passage for newfags
This and Trouble. Maybe Serenity too.
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>>92217148
POO
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>>Skims the wiki
>>Sees...something
Um...wow...that's...wow
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>>92217115
>"my experience is universal and more important than anyone else's"
All hail the king of /co/, don't step on his fragile toesies
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>>92217212
Why spoil the fun for yourself anon?
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>>92217178
The womans clearly choking herself while the "girl" pulls on her hair with both hands.
That or the girl crushed her wind pipe and then is grabbing the back of her head for some reason.
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>>92217212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82vTr6wI79sThe censored version says Skeet more.
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>>92217193
Ah, that's Nancy.
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>>92217210
Was the pussy that good he's got to defend killers in front of everyone?
Ethan's really gotta learn to keep his shit to himself.
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>>92217303
Fuck Nancy
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Why are you doing this
You still have time to go back
please
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>>92217091
>>92217257
>>92217341
Like god damned clockwork /co/.
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>>92217385
It's too late anon. I must know now
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>>92217390
holy fists of ham, batman
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>>92216864
>There's been smoking stuff this year for Storytime of Pain contenders.
This without the bridge page.
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>>92215676
this will not deliver, i repeat this story will not deliver
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>>92217390
...wut
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I decided to look up a few numbers. This thing debuted in May 2005 at 12,353 copies, just below Lucifer #62 on the sales charts.
Unfortunately, comicsbeat didn't do monthly image titles back then, so I don't have a monthly breakdown. The final issue was in April 2007, and sold 9,699. JUST below Iron Man #15 (9,975)
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>>92217490
Why doesn't my sperm shoot lasers?
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>>92217390
With the tail and everything.
Not even a little subtle.
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>>92217490
>huff
>huff
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>>92217509
people actually paid for this shit???? lmao
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>>92217519
Youre not big enough yet.
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I'm not sitting through this entire thing again Anon. I can't do this again.
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>>92217563
Yes you are
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>>92217562
I'll be a big guy some day.
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My memory is hazy but I think this might have been the first storytime I read on /co/. I thought it was cool as fuck because it was Image and I was just getting into Walking Dead.
Then...
Hell, I'm already farther than I was that time.
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>>92217631
Even the dog has the same face as everyone else.
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>>92217193
Ah Nancy...
So, if this is your first time reading this, get ready to absolutely HATE this fucking bitch.
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I'd rather read the story about the guy who gets a robot sex slave and refuses to have sex with it but instead wants to love it like a person
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>>92217689
that sounds like a better story than this
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>>92217724
Oh god damnit...
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>>92217746
Why isn't this dome either more sperm or a boob?
I'm disappointed.
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>>92217723
Its by the same people and while its technically "better" its still an annoying pain.
All you had to do is fuck the robot like granny wanted you to but nooooo
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>>92217765
Would have expected a pair of testicles honestly.
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>>92216220
Oh good he just wants to blow them up, I thought he was trying to fuck them .
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>>92217674
>Nancy the naked sperm alien chicks are trying to kill women so we should get you guy safe and use the men to fig.....
>MY SOGANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
What do you mean nancy did nothing wrong, least of all endangering EVERYONE because of her own insecurity.I mean were not even at the point where shes blaming the FUBAR on any man she can stick it to.
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>>92217885
Okay.
They outnumber these replicants by a good margin even after the collapse of the bridge.
Unless these creatures possess super strength, I think the townsfolk could take them.
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>>92217674
"Hate" doesn't even begin to describe it.
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>>92217899
so do they actually have super-strength
or are the several dozen grown men nearby (at least) put together really just incapable of standing up to like... five or six women
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>>92217925
HEEEEELL no. I wouldn't trust that retard with a spork
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>>92217978
Its 100% inconsistent. Sometimes they show individuals easily overpowering groups of them. Sometimes they're strong enough to rip bears apart.
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>>92217959
it's actually a story about the sissification of modern america
a post-modern dissection of the degeneration of american society into a group of prissy little soft bitches
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>>92217871
also are we really supposed to believe that literally NOBODY who fell off this bridge survived?
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>>92218006
Why is this so terrible?
What tortured soul was forced by the dark string of fate to make such an abomination?
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>>92218054
no pools in pennytown my friend
swimming lessons cost money
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>>92217959
cop even has a fucking gun in his holster he could be using
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>>92217978
>>92217959
At no point in the comic do we have any indications that the sperm chicks are super strong, aside from the apparent lack of male strength, testosterone, or the will to wade through a bunch of 90lb alien sperm women trying to wap your loved ones to death.
No super strength just bad writing.
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>Wap is the sound of dismemberment and death
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>>92218090
oh boy here we go
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>>92218089
didn't it get slapped out of his hand just before the fire? i don't think he picked it up again
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>>92218078
He would be dead if a Moose hit him
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>>92217971
That's just plain sad
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>>92218090
damn
either that is some world-class stamina , or else each egg hatches with a complementary baggie of viagra pills to keep on hand
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>>92218119
Probably. Mate, the art's so bad that I can barely tell what details are supposed to be there
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>>92218228
HA!!!
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>>92216889
>>92216899
Shouldn't holding the barrel of a rifle as it goes off burn your palms?
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>>92217765
>>92217796
it's an egg(human woman) dingus
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>>92218254Is this going to end in some Tetsuo shit?
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>>92218228
Oh that's fucking hysterical
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>>92218147
>He would be dead if a Moose hit him
Nah. It only just lightly wapped him.
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>>92215967
>see this
>wat do
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>>92218330
Fuck the shit out of it.
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>>92218228
Really nigga
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>>92218210
>This is the point Nancy should have gotten a backhand and a lesson in manners towards those keeping you safe and her obligation to sit down shut up and listen to what shes told so that the people protecting her can also be a bit more safe.
Fuck it thats it, fuck you Nancy im out cant do it anymore Ive already put in my time.
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>>92218383
What kind of writing is this?
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There are much worse comics. I'm not saying it's good.
Just that you clearly don't read a lot of amateur or unironically overedgy shit if this is your too 10.
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We're not even a third of the way through this jesus christ.
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>>92218300
He can waste bullets on a fucking invisible target he has no fathom the durability of, but not 4 or so hostile ones he knows go down with bullets?
Fucking, Wes.
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>>92216074
What's pain weekend?
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>>92218455
Really? I'm out then, this is just not worth it.
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>>92218452
Stop dont liking what i dont, dont like?
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>>92218498
Apparently the complete collection is over 620 pages.
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>>92218253
>Well, should we check on them, at least? Maybe... someone made it.
almost certainly, give that most of them weren't actually crushed by anything and only had to survive like... a 50 foot fall into water
but given how feeble and fragile these townsfolk have proven so far, maybe they just floated in the river until they died of sloppy writing
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>>92218498
24 issues man.
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Unironically this >92218090 is "Bees. My God" tier
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Oh man, I haven't read this in forever. Shit gets crazy.
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>>92218052
It's poorly written is what it is.
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>>92215676
Seriously, fuck you, OP. Go to Hell.
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>>92218532
that reaction right there nancy you dumb bitch
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>>92218578
Where do you think you are?
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>>92218532
God I just wanna punch her right in her bitchy, smug face.
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>>92217390
I can't believe it, I was making jokes to myself when I saw the eggs but...jesus.
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>>92218383
dammit
this didn't deserve the chuckle it elicited
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>>92215676
The comic book adaptation of the famous show on hbo? count me in
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>>92218512
No it's perfectly fine to say it's bad which it is. Just that you really haven't seen "bad" if this is in you're top 10 of worse.
It's like people who place Naruto or SAO in their bottom 10 anime/manga. Try reading series so shit they died at under 20 chapters
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>>92218616
Best part coming up...
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>>92218457
>He can waste bullets on a fucking invisible target he has no fathom the durability of, but not 4 or so hostile ones he knows go down with bullets?
come to think of it, if he'd just stood his fucking ground at the bridge this all could have ended right there and then before they all got preggers from lester
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I always liked this comic
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>>92218345
I never thought I'd be happy to see the military.
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>>92217615
Oh come on now, go fuck yourself bro.
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>>92218465
a weekend where Storytimes of Pain take over the board
it's magical
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>>92218452
Sure, you could dig through the bowels of the internet and find some creepy ass Sonic/Digimon slash fiction comic on DeviantArt or whatever that's a billion times worse than this.
But Girls isn't just bad, it's famously, notoriously bad. It's "place in history" bad. It's like the Plan 9 From Outer Space of comics.
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>>92218751
Everything is worth it now
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>>92218751
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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>>92218534
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Fuck this. I'm just going to Google the ending.If anyone would like to give me a rundown of what happens, that would also be great.
Thanks for the storytime, but I can't do this anymore.
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>>92218452
Amaturer is a different weight class. This shit won awards, which is why I think it qualifies higher. It's clearly not in the class of the Terrible Three though.
>>92218465
Where we post a serial storytime of some of the worst professional comics ever made.
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>>92218751
OH MY GOD
THIS IS WHERE THAT REACTION IMAGE COMES FROM
THIS THE FUCKING ORIGINAL SIN
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>>92218751
... that may be the greatest thing I've ever seen
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>>92218787
When is it?
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>>92218731
But critics gave it glowing review at the time and won awards.
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>>92218751
Out of everything so far, this is what got me
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>>92218778
Me again. I just read the summary on Wikipedia. You guys were really not kidding about it being worth it.
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>>92218785
Jesus fucking christ, this is a full comedy now.
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>>92218751
There it is
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>>92218751
for god's sake WHY???
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>>92218778Hillbilly's not so bad, slut gets the genius idea to fuck people until she's safe, nancy dies thank god, chinese woman's husband can't take his wife anymore and dies, they all assualt the sperm, kill all the girls, break the barrier, and a vague ending about sending another of the girls to another planet.
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>>92218681
It would be alright with a few broad changes and a better writer.
>Super strength or something for the aliens
Just anything above "My boner was too intense for me to save people I loved"
>Have people acknowledge that there's clearly something more than just naked girl, or at least make them super naturally beautiful
The pheromones headcanon works pretty well
>Make Nancy less of a bitch
>Don't have every other guy be a sad sack of shit
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>>92217917
How did you get out? HOW DID YOU GET OUT WHILE HANDCUFFED?
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>>92216850
seems like America will get a spot this year
of course there will only be three issues out by the weekend so it won't be much of one
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>>92218751
hahaha what the fuck
so are you actually supposed to lay dead with brown bears or is it better to try and make a lot of noise and make yourself look big? I forget
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>>92218809
FUCK YOU NANCY
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>>92215748
Correction, no one likes this comic.
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>>92218889
Whedon likes this comic
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>>92218842
>Make Nancy less of a bitch
Nancy being a gigantic bitch is one of the highlights of the comic. It makes what ends up happening all the more satisfying.
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>>92216850
What's the millar unholy trinity?
I can only think of Nemesis and KA2 (KA1 & 3 are great and a pleb filter)
>>92216913
>>92216850
>>92218856
Trouble guys. Has anyone done or is planning for Trouble?
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>>92218751
Went out with balls, I can respect that play.
>>92218868
Brown bears don't fancy anything rotten, so they typically avoid things that are already dead when they get there. They however are always up for a fight.
Black bears aren't typically looking for a fight unless they have no other choice, but they will eat whatever they come across.
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>>92218902
Do you have a picture of the quote or do we have to wait until the end?
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>>92218918
It's a great ending, but also real annoying for the most part. I can get wanting the audience to want someone to die, but there's a limit to how long you can stretch out the "make them hate them" phase.
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>>92218942
It's the back cover blurb. I can post it once I'm done with this chapter since I'll be needing a new thread anyway
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>>92218921
Trouble always happens. I think Preacher Anon has a google alert for it, because either he or another anon (maybe OP) storytimes the entire thing whenever it is mentioned
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I'm gonna go make a sandwich, someone please summarize what I missed when I get back.
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>>92218929
Pa.... Pa had a hard life.
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This feels almost like a fetish comic.
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>>92218120
This substory is more ridiculous than the dome and the women killing, egg laying sex fiends. How the hell did he cut the chain, hand cuffed and behind his back?
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>>92218860
>it was a time out
are you fucking joking? you dont talk to the guy for 6 months and not even a cursory check up like "whats up are we still together" and you say that youre still together anyway? come the fuck ON who the fuck does this
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>>92218984
Carefully
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>>92218860
whola lotta incredibly dumb drama condensed into this one page
they haven't talked in 6 months and she thought they were still exclusive? what the fuck?
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>>92218794
>Leaving the married man with a pregnant wife in charge
Wes brought this on them. Ted's in full dote daddy mode.
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>>92218860
Bulllllllshit.
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>>92218624
SAO fucking deserves it
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>>92219050
>You're their mothers
SHOTS FIRED
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This thread is going to hit 500 responses before OP even gets 250 images in
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>>92218778
>Thanks for the storytime, but I can't do this anymore.
There's no shame in tapping out. Not everyone has the stomach for the stuff.
>>92218817
Maybe two months?
>>92218834
That's what a storytime of pain does It's so bad that it breaks the rules of genre.
>>92218856
America is so terrible that it was a first round draft pick from issue one. It's fucking astounding. It's the greatest since Our Love is Real.
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>>92218383
WHAT IS THIS, A GAME OF FUCKING PRESCHOOLERS PLAYING TELEPHONE?
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>>92218921
Trouble, The Unfunnies, and Nemesis
Marville takes the place of Nemesis in the Canon when we include works outside Millar
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>>92219105
If it's 620 then we're at the 40% mark.
No point in pussying out now. BRING IT.
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>>92219122
OH SHIT!
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>>92218902
Do not tell me that space sperm is raping her corpse or something, I can only go so far.
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>>92219198
>Nancy used all the rounds
Fifty bucks says she didn't hit a goddamn thing.
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>>92219203The girls take womens' bodies back to the sperm for food.
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502, new thread stat!
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>>92219259
Bendis?
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>>92219259
FUCKING BENDISSSSSS
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>>92219259
>Reading this book was like watching a movie!
How descriptive.
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>>92219229
haha get rekt Nancy you cunt
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>>92218751
This fucking comic man.
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>>92219216
>running for your life only to reach a locked door that the guy on the other side fumbles to unlock
jesus
that must've be frustrating
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>>92218120
>If'n I tol' ya how I done it, the writer would have to explain impossible bullshit!
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>>92218860
I hate her more than that old bitch Nancy right now, how the fuck does she think she can pull a Ross and Rachel after six months. He saved your fucking life too.
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>>92219177
>Just realized I'm on page 248
Jesus fuck, say what you want about the taste but this thing goes down like cheap booze.
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>>92217165
I love this trope.
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>>92218818
Exactly
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>Storytime of Pain happens during SDCC weekend.
Well no wonder I have no idea what this is. That's the one week I entirely ignore /co/.Because I'm too busy enjoying the con.
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Yeah I stopped at chapter 7 cause it was just boring. It's nowhere near as bad as you retards make it to be. I've read MUCH worse stuff from the big two. With a better artist and less *pant* *huff* and *wap* crap it would have been pretty average
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>>92218842
You dont even have to make Nancy less of a bitch, just make literally one other character react honestly to her being a stress heaping, problem causing, mega cunt, in a crisis.
Alas considering the situation and how she is, the only real believable way would be locking her away at the very least.
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Did anyone enjoy Ultra?
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>>92219706
>24 issues
>yeah I stopped less than a third of the way through, it's not that bad
stick it out, faggot
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>>92218624
By your logic, Steven Universe is better than Symbionic Titan.
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>>92218995
Ahhhh the 2nd place mega bitch.
Really ppl only find them annoying because nobody has the balls to call them on blatant bullshit.
Seriously why did he let the convo go past you didnt look at me for 6 months? Thats practically the textbook definition of, end of discussion.
The pussy in this comic are too much, and im not talking the women or egg chicks.
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>>92219023
Kids are like goats in this universe, mindlessly wandering out of any open door oblivious to whats going on in the world outside.
This. Won. Awards.
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>>92218964
I'm back, what'd I miss?
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>>92218624
Considering the two manga you used as examples pretty much completely change in all but name and a few characters at some point im going to say your opinion like your examples is shit.
Naruto went from tactical ninja fights and character development all around, to major characters disappearing from the story cause I guess theyre busy? and the power of ninja friendship solving all problems always so the writer has an ongoing cop out.
SAO Seriously? Fucking seriously? Get outta here with that shit you edgelord.
Hey guys be cool and hate on more obscure things.
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>>92218860
>My jelously over your non cheating is worth your life being in danger from a bunch of crazy bitches.
>Thread reminder there are people that think this cunt and Nancy are meant to be the sympathetic ones.
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>>92220095
I don't believe you
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>>92218947
Just had to include the co-op pee trip for a whole page for reasons.
600+ pages
Won. Awards.
Anyone who thinks some autistics webcomic compares to this masterpiece of bad is just plain wrong.
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>>92218990
Nobody thats why its annoying.
Id literally have just started replying with only "6 months." to whatever she said about half way through the argument.
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>>92219216
The darkness is brown.
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>>92219227
Nancy!
At least Nancy feels like Nancys being helpful and really isnt that all that matters?
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>>92219198
Shit like this first panel and theres still dumb bitches who think Nancy is a sympathtic character.
You could literally use this comic as a relationship test.
>So tell me what you think of Nancy?
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>>92220113
Thats fine, you should have read the whole thread though it was talked about early on.
So really youre belief isnt a factor.
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>>92218868
You're supposed to kick 'em right in the bear factory. Just gotta make sure you can get enough force behind your kick.
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>>92220632
It's better in the long term really. You still have to deal with this bear once it recovers, but 10 years down the line there won't be any more bears.
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>>92216911
>pant pant pant
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