Itt we post genuinely good authors and their work >Melissa

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>>92176473
this brings back memories

>>92176473
whoever did this

https://youtu.be/fn6AVSZk008

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>>92176557
>judy will never have to arrest you in front your child on some trumped up charges as way to get back at you for divorcing her abusive ass
Why even exist?

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>>92176473
>kids with difficult and complicated home lives

>>92176473
>>92176823

That's sad. ;_;

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This author excels at writing stories about sad animals.

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>>92177388
Hey man. Shit is a real thing real kids have to deal with and live through in real life. Thats fucked up and some times the best way for a i kid to process this with a story they can relate to.

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what was the thing that happened?

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Oh no

We should.make a law where if anyone files for divorce, the entire family is transported to Greenland so they can't pollute our lives with their bullshit.

This will have the added benefit of making people consider both marriage and divorce more seriously.

>>92178065
Fuck that hurts

>>92177344

Everyone seems to forget that this book also had the message that gays are only gay because of molestation and daddy problems.

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Cute animals, serious problems.

>>92178125
Yes, that makes it even better.

>>92178104
>requires username and password to access website
>clickbait title
hmm

>>92178117
Six years? What was his crime?

>>92178203
Fishing without a license.

What did this rabbit dad do? I'm guessing he got into some gambling debts and agreed to smuggle weed and coke over the border while he was on a fishing trip to Mexico with his son.

>>92178203
Probably got drunk and sent a coworker to the hospital.

>>92178203
He tore off the tag on his mattress.

>>92178014
>No Bully

>>92178288

I dunno, I'm laughing fairly hard at this illustration.

>>92178203
Internet piracy

>>92178288
Yeah, gonna disagree there. Pushing is fucking hilarious.

>>92178562
Is this about not falling in with the furry crowd?
That would explain those dead eyes.

>>92178582
Especially if it's a fat kid.

>>92178014
>dad goes to jail
>Get teased
>Get pushed
>parents divorce
>Mom gets you these books to cope
>Become a furry

Lmao, poor kids just can't catch a break.

>>92178562

>taking advice from shirtless furries

>>92178203

Possession of Marijuana in excess of 1 oz.

>>92178203
He tried to sell Megablocks as Legos on eBay.

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>>92178603
Yeah, actually.

>>92176473

If she's good at explaining these things to kids, then she's a saint. It's hard to deal with things like this as an adult. With kids I can't even imagine.

>>92178935
kek how did they find something questionable by typing "tiger" in the search?

>>92179129

They got linked to the Detroit Tigers homepage.

>>92178935
Post the rest!

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>>92179240
k

>>92178103
I mean, I wouldn't mind living in Greenland. It seems like an interesting place.

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>>92178562
the irony of this would be finding porn of these three on the internet.

that would shake their fucking foundation.

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>>92179437

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>>92179539

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>>92179602

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>>92179636

Having shorts and neckerchiefs but no shirts is a really strange design decision

>>92178054
butt stuff

>>92178288
But what if its on a swing?

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>>92179691

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>>92179743

>>92178562
>>92178603
>>92178731
>>92179443
> a fursuit with shorts but no shirt or shoes
those are fucking mursuits and you know it

>>92179743
Jungle Boy thirsty as fuck.

>>92179803
"dad's new wife greg" Wait so no gay stuff?

>>92179803
quite a few chestnuts in there

>>92176823
top seller in detroit

>>92180084
>implying anyone in Detroit can read

>>92179803
>Trixie Goes to the Big City
What's wrong with this?

These always make me sad as fuck. I hate loss of innocence.

>>92178014
I guarantee that that penguin just dropped some savage bantz. Look at that smug cunt.

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>>92179539
There's undertones here.

>>92179803
>Trixie Goes to the Big City
So Debbie Does Dallas?

>>92180213
they look at the pictures tho

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>>92178065
>I just nodded.

Fuck that's depressing.

>>92179783
I don't think teaching your kids to turn off the computer if they see something disturbing is a good idea on the long term

Also, those kids definitely got molested by those furries at the zoo.

>>92179916
If that's what you're looking for, try the new Powerpack Bros comic for the late teen

>>92176473
>educational childrens books for kids with difficult and complicated home lives
so sjw propaganda bullshit

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>>92179691
>>92179743
>>92179783

I could have used this comic when younger

>>92180801
Nigga people being creepy on a chatroom is essential childhoodcore

>>92178203
Checked on the google for 6 years sentences, first two things that popped up were "Rape" and "Murder"

>>92180800
>so sjw propaganda bullshit
Wat
It says "difficult and complicated home lives" not "help my parents are oppressing me by not letting me cut my dick off"

>>92180300
Basically dont tell little girls about the unavoidable danger of them getting raped and turned out as prostitutes that will always linger as a constant fear in their adult life.

>>92180800
nel pastel you retardo
it's books PREVENTING sjw bullshit from happening
if these faggots had proper coping methods to their childhood problems you wouldn't see them wearing vaginas on the street

>>92179803
>Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
Let see
>Fuck
>Shit
>Rape
>Cock

>>92178203
Armed robbery?

>>92179803
Wow, that list must be a circulated joke from before memes were called memes.

>>92180923
You have to be 18 or older to post on this site.

God, the repressed memories.

>>92176473
>>92176823
>>92177344
These seem so depressing. Is there anywhere to read these online?

>>92178203
Stole some carrots form Farmer McGregor's field.

>>92180800
Anon, don't bring the SJW things here, we just want to relax and chill without those three letters shoving down in our throats. If you want to rant about them, go to /pol/. /co/ is for fags who wants to enjoy low-tier waifus and other good stuff like this thread.
Thank you very much for reading.

>>92180976
>Faggot
No, I'm sorry, it's six letters

>>92178065
"AYO SKETCH U BE DA MAN OF DA HOUSE NOW. MAKE SHO YO SISTA STAYZ IN SKOO UA HEARZ"

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>>92179916
>mursuits

>>92180935

Theres an iPhone in the picture

>>92181214
it's probably a term referring to the bottomless furry-suits
yknow the more fetish-oriented ones that leave the ass exposed

why they'd be called mursuits avoids me completely

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>>92181517
probably refers to the term "murr", which is the angry sexual sounds furries make.

>>92180572
>implying anyone in Detroit had a dad

>>92181640
it's basically the same implication yet your explanation somehow makes me even more dissapointed in them

good god i should be used to these people already but it just seems impossible

fuckin' weirdos

>>92181336
I said the list, not the picture.
You know, the sequence of those words in that order?

>>92181660
they can imagine having one while looking at the pictures
i mean it definitely happened before or after they were born so they can at least imagine being with them

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>>92181094

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>>92180800
Fuck off nigger

>>92182040
This is how I feel about the Untertale haters.
>The game's okay but I just hate teh fanbase!!
Where? Who?

>>92182116
they frequent tumblr and the cancer is there
you shouldn't listen to them at all since by using tumblr for anything other than porn they are also part of the problem
literally tumblrfags

>>92176650
That was actually very cute

>>92181041
No but I found it in my local branch library. It's as depressing as you think and no you never find out what Dad did except that he's incredibly sorry

>>92180840
It intrigues me that as a society we've come to a point where the worst experiences are the basic package.

>>92181797
Are you this disturbed by the existence of murrsuits?

There's much stranger sex shit out there, friend.

>>92182506
legally there's about 2 or 3 things
im not disturbed by the physical but the psychological aspect of it

>>92182478
>except that he's incredibly sorry
I'm pretty sure he molested his kid now.

>>92178014
>sad animals
I bet Morbi has all the books.

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>>92182506
i'd say the things are fine by themselves, until people wear them outside of their bedroom.

>>92182659
it would be more obvious
animal cps would have taken him instead of leaving him there to witness his father's arrest

6 years means some relatively minor shit like fraud or money stuff
he could have probably been in possesion of animal child porn tho, but again, acps would have probably acted on it.

>>92182825
probably means*

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>>92179636

>>92182966
Widen it out a bit and that would be a good banner

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Is this supposed to be a story book? I know I seen the artist before:

https://youtu.be/mW7iD1gaEbg

>>92183075
>pic
>a typical imageboarder

>>92178676
Underrated post

>>92182292
The thing is, don't the same people complaining about Untertalefags complain about Tumblrfags as well? That site seems generally loved or hated by internet users. So it seems like you can't run into this "cancer" without looking for it.

>>92179803
I guess this means I can write "Oh No, Pleasure! (What To Do When You Feel Good)"

>>92176473
Where was this book when I was 8?

>>92183279
it's been 2 years and in the only place im exposed to "the cancer" is /v/

and i frequent sites like funnyjunk so...

So /co/, how would you tell your kids about these subjects, if not your own then a friend's kids or your nieces and nephews?

>>92183700
Tell whatever truth they are ready to get.

>>92180800
>Muh SJW boogie man
Fuck off

>>92183700
Answer simply and truthfully but give no additional information than needed.

>>92184083
the boogeyman is real, just not present here
at fucking all

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>>92178562
Goddammit. I didn't earn my fucking Eagle Scout badge and go on a spirit journey at Philmont to be reminded of this shit.

I wish I could find a website that had uploads of children's picture books. It's like the one thing you can't find online.

>>92176650
>All the badtouchosaurus where male
Why did I even notice that? And why does it bother me so much?
Pretty good besides that.

>>92178065
I'm really liking the boxes at the bottom that explain stuff. Kids need support and explanations like that.

>>92178904
That can't be it, he didn't receive capital punishment.

>>92183700

Just don't tell them anything and let them be confused until they grow up, finally figure it out, turn into an emotionally damaged adult, and then resent me for keeping secrets. Worked great for me and my parents.

>>92178582
That's something I'd expect to hear from a black or mexican.

>>92178582
>>92178656
kill yourselves.

ah the beauty of anonymity.

>>92176473
>Parents divorced when I was five
>Ended up in mom's custody
>Dad was far more competent at parenting, mom was a total mess and could barely care for herself
>Live with my dad after graduating
>He crams 13 years of parenting into 2
>Purely because of him that I'm not a total fuckup
Why do courts favor mothers again?

>>92179803
>Timmy's the wrong color to be your friend

Holy kek

>>92179129
I take it you aren't familiar with what happened with Tony the tiger are you?

>>92185943
Because it's okay to keep judging men on negative gender roles, and females on positive gender roles. Not even trying to /pol/ bait here.

Anybody got the scans I posted 2 years ago of Lee: The Rabbit With Epilepsy? I no longer have a scanner, and I'm not sure I can get away with taking photos of the pages in the library...and I just don't have the balls to check out a children's book again.

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Also, anybody got scans of I love You Because You're You? I love the artist's style.

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>>92186410
>I love the artist's style
Do you want the artist to draw your fursona?

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>>92179803
>34. Bullies Deserve to Die
heh

>>92186281
>I just don't have the balls to check out a children's book again.
Just say you're borrowing it for a younger sibling/child

This is a very weird, kinda surreal thread.
There's people going on about furry shit for no reason other than because these children books use anthro characters,
Then there's the kinda depressing children books in the thread. I've heard about them but never ever seen them whenever I went to the library and such.

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The thread of this book was fantastic

>>92186281
They're just going to assume you're checking it out for a relative or that it's somehow relevant to your life.


When I was a kid I checked out a children's book on having cancer and the librarian asked me if I had cancer and I just said no I'm curious.

>>92185943
Because the Duluth Model is still used and the primary means for determining this sort of thing, and the Duluth model places men as the sole instigator in any form of domestic disputes. So really, it's the fault of a bunch of angry cunts in Minnesota from the 70's who decided every problem with any relationship was the product of men.

>>92178562
This is so homoerotic .

I am intrigued.

>>92186853
Did that last time. Sista STILL looked at me like I was doing something weird. I guess black guys don't do that sort of thing.

>>92186563
I'll be honest: Fursonas are for freaks/fags. I just want more foxmom.

>>92187540
That was all in your head.

>>92180300
don't tell stories about children who go off to cities alone

>>92178935
those faces
> even the cop gets in trouble

has to be the same artist

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>>92187540
>be black
>see someone in weird flat toilet paper shop
>they are looking at toilet paper scribbling
>what a weirdo
>must shoot

But seriously, nobody is going to give a shit if you read it, those are the kind of books people check all the time out of curiosity, except black people.

>>92186563
this is like Maurice Sendak, you don't talk shit about comfy 19th century anthros who unconditionally love their families.

>>92179437
>never give out information without your parents permission

FUCKING

HAHAHAHA


AHAHAHAHAHA


AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH


HAHAHAHHAHA

FACEBOOK AHAHA
AHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAH

HA
AHA
HAHAHAHA
A


AHAHAHAHA

>>92178014
Teasing is funny though, it's something done by socially healthy children and adults.

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>>92187925
those were different times.
remember, if you don't post your full personal information on the internet for everybody to see then you are a dirty coward troll hiding under anonimity and that's un-american.

I miss the bullying comics generator

>>92184896
my fuckin dude

>>92187540
Librarians tend to mentally check out after a while. I remember watching my boss check out two homeless-looking men, a crazy cat lady with a beard and a lazy eye, and an MtF transsexual that would barely be considered passing in a Something Awful trans thread, in a row, with the same warm-looking smile and unbreakable air of affability. It's a service job, and any break in a serviceable personality comes from a lack of concentration or training.

>>92179803
>Making Grown-Up Friends on the Internet
Hey, that one's about me! I got lucky. They were good people who steered me in the right direction.

>>92179803
I found none of these funny

>>92181517
>>92181214
Murrsuits are just fursuits built for sex. They won't necessarily be like >>92181517 says but they'll generally just look like normal full body fursuits with strategically placed holes or SPH for short so you can access their junk and butts. SPH also stands for small penis humiliation which makes hard hard to search for because I keep getting pics of plushies and fursuiters

>>92176473
I will take "things that shouldn't have to exist" for $600 Alex.

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>>92188285
>parents freaked out banned me from Gaia after they saw that someone had sent me a message saying I'm cute
I just wanted to show them my virtual wishlist

>>92178103
Greenland is a lovely country, please don't fuck it up.

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>>92186410
i'd kill for scans of basically everything in this thread

also the when i'm feeling series

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>>92178562
>Everyday I spend on this godforsaken site causes each one of my childhood memories to be corrupted one by one
This is the worst place to come for nostalgia.

>>92188612
Are you saying that people shouldn't divorce in the first place? Or that people should explain things to their kids without the books?
When I was a kid, my older brother started getting seizures and was diagnosed with epilepsy and it was hard to understand. I was a huge book reader so my parents got me some picture books that explained the disorder, and they genuinely helped. The illustrations broke it down what was happening in his brain when he had a seizure. Books like these help, they put confusing subjects into terms that kids can understand that parents can't always explain.

>>92179803
Good to see stale memes are banned in this class.

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>>92188738

>>92180841
Norway?

>>92182292
There's porn on Tumblr? Is it any good?

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>>92188831
They produce a ton of it

>>92183700
I don't see "Your Dad is a deadbeat shithead but your Uncle will always be there for you and hopefully that's enough" anywhere.

>>92187908
You...might wanna google that guy. He had ulterior motives...

>>92179803
>The Little Sissy Who Snitched
>I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy
I'd read these books

>>92188646
>parents banned me from Gaia
They did the right thing.

>>92176650
Shit, that's catchy. I might be humming this tomorrow.

>Not "Your dad kicked you both from home and you'll never be good enough"

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>>92180300
did a google search, found this:
>Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
>After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
>One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description)
>She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
>Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
>Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. >And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
>And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

>>92179691
>feeling chimpy
This is a furry erp chatroom isn't it

>>92179803
>The Little SIssy Who Snitched

oh fuck im dying

>>92186410
I think I had this one.

>>92184896
>tfw grades were slipping and I had to quit when I was first class
I'm still sad about it to this day

>>92179803
It might be the sleep deprivation but I laughed for a solid five minutes at this list.

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>>92178203
He downloaded a movie

>>92177344
>and a little good too
nice

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>>92188106
those were the times.

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>>92188285
>tfw used 'Kira' as a username because was hooked on Gundam Seed as a 11 year old
>dorks on maidmarian always thought I was a girl
>got asked out dozens of times
>eventually played along for like a week with one guy
wew lad, now I know why I like traps

>>92178014
>>92178288
Is there another one titled Amy Schumer Isn't Funny

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>>92179743
I can't believe no one has done this yet.

>>92190647
>>92181640
Or I guess I could read the thread, that works too.

>>92190574
Moderate jej

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>>92178014
HAHAHAHAHA HOW THE FUCK IS EMOTIONAL BULLYING BE REAL HAHAHAHA NIGGA JUST WALK AWAY FROM YOUR EMOTIONS LIKE NIGGA CLOSE YOUR FEELINGS HAHA

>>92178562
I don't feel safe on the Internet looking at these barechested furries

>>92179129
Probably because they're on glasses kid's computer, his search history is less than clean and so Google recommends furfaggotry for every animal name typed in.

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>>92178562
Gotta love early days internet safety PSAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7WtkdLQ6PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ5ckqU4k-s

>>92187280
Still, this got Alex Jones to lose his kids, and that's worth it in my book.

>>92190574
Upvoted

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>>92181660
>implying that detroit isn't a post-apocalyptic ruin controlled by meth-fueled rape gangs, hordes of barely human homeless, and a militarized police force thats only purpose is to keep the darkness at bay. that the rest of Michigan doesn't descend into a orgie of anarchy and violence that make vietnam look like a date with your gal at the soda shop

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>>92185069
>why does it bother me so much?
It's because typically whenever the sexes are reversed for these kinds of things, there's always a small uproar. There's a double standard at work.

If a situation in media is portraying a male in a negative light, people are generally fine with it. I'm mostly fine with it too because I don't think it really harms anyone.

However if a situation portrays a female in a negative light, then people seem to think that it's belittling them or something. The best example I have of this is the X-men Apocalypse fiasco. Basically there's was an ad campaign with the Apocalypse choke holding Mystique like Darth Vader. Silly people decided that this ad was harmful, and promoted violence against women. From this people tried to paint this movie as sexist.

That's why I said I'm mostly fine with it. I can separate cartoons/movies from reality, so I don't really draw parallels to real life. But I'm annoyed by the double standard, and the ever present thought that if it was a woman in [x] situation, people would complain.

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>>92179783
>They can get out of places that don't seem right
Bullfuckingshit, I've been stuck here for 9 years.

>>92178244
Criminally underrated.

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>>92179803
Reminds me of this masterpiece.

>>92183700
What subjects? Strangers? Sex?

If it's the latter I don't have to worry. The Canadian public school system teaches kids about fisting and anal sex when they're like 10 or something. No I'm not joking.

But for strangers? I'd just tell the old "Don't talk to strangers. Fireman/cops aren't strangers either".

>>92183700
I'd show them youtube poops made from PSAs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7H6oiETKBQ

>>92179803
These are from the mid-90s, possibly earlier.

This is protomeme material here.

>>92186410
Unfortunately this is reminding me of that artist who parodied those "positivity deer" pictures.

>>92176823
>Cop is a cat
Figures.

>>92179803
Some of these would make legitimately good children's books if done wisely.
>That's It; I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
>You were an Accident
Books for abandoned or neglected children.
>Grandpa Gets a Casket
>Where Would You Like to be Buried?
Books to help introduce the concept of death to children.

"Where Would You Like to be Buried?" sounds like to start of a casual conversation a kid has with their grandparent in a rocking chair looking out from the porch, reminiscing about how the years have been good and how they've lived a full life with no fear for what's at the end.

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>>92192002
Yeah, it's not like kids never deal some of the things mentioned in >>92179803.
God, I actually help out with some substance abuse programs and, yes, kids do get involved and you do need some way to explain the concept of drug addiction, etc, etc to them.

Also, this thread jogged my memory that I actually have this book someplace. But I won't be able to post any of it until later tomorrow.

>>92186926
Why did he get a "good kid award" if he's fat?

>>92176823
Damn.

>>92179803
>Where Would You Like To Be Buried?

I wouldn't mind reading this one.

>>92180800
>a child coping with divorce, a parent in prison, sexual molestation, ect. is sjw propaganda bullshit
Shiggydiggydoo

>>92187925
>tfw everyone at work thinks I'm a fucking nutjob because I don't have a facebook account

I never forgot that information I got growing up, I still live by it, and now I'm the crazy one.

>>92188831

Tumblr used to be the largest repository of pornography on the internet before Yahoo bought them. I think it's a little more limited now, but Tumblr has a shit ton of porn.

Because, despite how hysterical people get here, Tumblr is just a modern Blogger. There is a ton of shit on that site.

>>92190814
Classic Tyler tweet

>>92178203
Jaywalked

>>92186926
That fucking expression is killing me

>>92188831
Image compression is an issue and there are shitloads of pornbots that just reblog stale content from each other. Typically impossible to get a name or source for ist stuff. Being an "art" website you're liable to happen across weird fetish nightmares. But you can still get your rocks off, yeah.

Can someone storytime that book "I will always love you"?

>>92183700
I'd try to be straightforward. If they ask me questions I'll tell them what they need to know. For stuff like sex I'll probably hold off until they're a little older, or maybe they'll find out on their own like I did

>>92179803
I can think up a few more because I'm a horrible human being:
>My First Paint by Braille
>Your Grandpa's Pills are Tasty
>I Can Burn Anything!
>Being a White Wizard
>Tasty Things Under Sinks
>The Fire Alarm Sounds Like...
>Making My Own Fur Hat
>Look Down the Barrel

>>92188831
I personally like Tumblr for it's audio porn blogs, basically audio of moans and the like. I find it better than video or pictures

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>>92176473
>>92176823
>>92177344
>>92178014
>>92178054
>>92178288
>>92186410
>>92188728
God this thread is ruining me. I just want every kid to be happy and loved. Fuck

>>92179803
>The Little Sissy Who Snitched
I can't fucking breath.

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>>92178562

>>92179539
>most

Yeah Sure

>>92180801
Well you didn't, now you belong to us

>>92178244
FUCKING ACE

>>92193279

>Daddy tastes good.
>Why does Tyron smell funny?
>I can be a girl too!

>>92176473
>>92176823
These feels...
>>92177967
>officer is a rodent
...kek
>>92178065
>>92178117
>>92178149
Fuck...feels again.

>>92180841
>raped his wife's sister at Thanksgiving dinner

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>>92194190
>I can be a girl too!
Somebody probably already wrote a book along those lines.

There's already a book where the ghost of an aborted child watches over their family to see how much better off they are without them. It's called "My Sister is a Happy Ghost!"

>>92191260
Turn off your computer and tell your parents or another adult.

I'm an adult, Anon. Want to come over to my place and talk about it? :^)

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>>92178014
>Bullying the girl with the really stylish and expensive looking coat

>>92190179
fucking gold holy shit

>>92190647
I remember that episode of Twilight Zone

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>>92190179
Better than expected

>>92185899
found the fat kid

>>92178203
lollygagging

>>92179783
> even the tiger gets in trouble

>>92180801
What happened?Also post A/S/L :^)

>>92179803
I had a similar assignment for public speaking this semester.

>>92184896
my fucking sides

>>92178203
Probably document forgery or some white-collar crime because it says he just broke the law, the American justice system is so retarded and outdated because they consider such minor crimes as serious as legitimate crimes like murder, and people wonder why our jails are overcrowded.

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>>92178125
I am suddenly very interested in these books.

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>>92179803
>Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

>>92192799
I know, right? I only have WhatsApp as a source of "social media" because I only want to speak to friends and families, I don't really need anything else.

However, once I tell people I don't have a Twitter/Facebook/Snapchat/Instawhatever account, they look at me like I'm a witch and ask if I live I'm stuck in 2006 or something. Sooo annoying.

>>92188243
Libraries seem like they'd be extremely chill places to work.

>>92195709
I had a Facebook when I was in middle school and I cringe to think about what I posted. It's deleted now (but not really because Facebook doesn't actually delete your stuff which annoys the shit out of me) and I go through the same thing with people asking me for my twitter/Facebook and then gasping in horror when I say I don't have one. I should probably set up at least one though to post art, but I just hate keeping up with that stuff.

>>92188982
>>92187908
what was sendak's motive beside dick and hating himself for being gay in the 60s

>>92192355
he's too chunky and asthmatic to cause trouble.

>>92178676
atleast they would find some sense of friendship with other people, even if it was all based on a fetish

>>92197097
I googled out of curiosity. He seems to be a good chap born in the terrible parts of history. His parents never knew he's gay when they died in 2007. I loved the Wild things book and I had no idea he illustrated the Little Bear. And he tells people to fuck off sometimes, haha

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>>92197319
if you're interested in sendak, I recommend anyone watch the bio about him, "Tell Them Anything You Want"

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>>92179602

>>92178103
you'd only end-up with more single mothers, which is kinda worse
and that's the better outcome

worst case scenario, people will stop breeding

>>92187724

Perfect.

>>92179691
>The black mom approves of the children going on a website called Monkey Chat

Baloo's bear dick must be fucking her absolutely silly

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>>92176650
>What's in your pants belongs only to youuu
>Your pants cover up your private parts!

kino

>>92179783
>teaching your kids to force shutdown every time they see a tit

Good job get the kids parents to yell at them for breaking the computer

>>92189327
I hope Trixie is feeling okay now

>>92178203
He downloaded a car.

>>92178065
Fuck, man :'(

>>92197626
She OD'd.

>>92193517
>I just want every kid to be happy and loved
But if everything goes your way then life is boring. I'm not saying childhood trauma is necessary but everyone needs some hardship so they can appreciate the good stuff more.

>>92188982
>You...might wanna google that guy. He had ulterior motives...
You… might wanna be less full of shit next time you talk about someone. He was gay but you, you're a faggot.

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Mauri Kunnas
Santa Claus
(not only for ants!)

>>92195346
I understood that reference.

>>92195283
wish I had more meat to my bones. at least I got my log lol.

>>92197402
Religious people would still marry.

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>>92198725
I have this, it's about house-elves who are by turns crabby, cantankerous, and helpful (if you don't fuck with them). Excellent to read to kids.

>>92179129
As a kid I once found a porn site by typing "big bears.com", or something like that. It really isn't hard to get porn.

>>92186926
Jesus Christ sauce?

>>92179129
let's put it this way: if you wrote this would you intentionally use a search term that was guaranteed to bring up porn, or would you pick something benign that likely wouldn't (when it was published)?

>>92199281
i like mauris art style, really cozy.

>>92199305
jesus christ google image search

>>92199323
Everything in that book is cozy. Everything.

>>92178014
LOOK

>>92194955
>If you hadn't murdered me, I'd be a mild inconvenience, so it was totally worth it.

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>>92178562
>

>>92176650
Why are all the adults not wearing pants?

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>>92178935

>>92176473
>>makes educational childrens books for kids with difficult and complicated home lives

>tfw we live in a timeline that this is becoming more and more prevalent causing need for stories like these
wojackrevolver.png

>>92199337
All it gave me was coloring book pages

>>92199644
because it's a fucking coloring book
http://www.nutwoodrocks.com/rwn/fema.html

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>>92179803
>Trixie goes to the Big City
sounds like porn to me

>>92199758

Well, if you take the capitalized letters, Trixie Goes Big City, you get TGBC. Which was an older term for Tiny Girls, Big Cocks a porn genre.

>It's okay Billy, your Daddy just needs to go to the station! :)
>Here, have a teddy bear, it'll all be better soon, tee hee~
What really happened
>GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
>GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
>HANDS BEHIND HER HEAD, SHOW ME YOUR GOD DAMN HANDS
>BACK THE FUCK UP KIDS
>OFFICER JOHNSON GET THOSE FUCKING KIDS OUT OF HERE
>HOLY SHIT THAT KID'S GOT A GUN BLAST HIM *BLAM*
>GOD DAMMIT THAT WAS JUST A TOY GUN WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU
>SIR STOP RESISTING ARREST
>SIR, SIR
>SIR STOP RESISTING OR I WILL BLOW YOU AWAY SCUMBAG
>*BLAM*

>>92193517
IKTF

>>>92198447
>But if everything goes your way then life is boring. I'm not saying childhood trauma is necessary but everyone needs some hardship so they can appreciate the good stuff more.
when it happens to children they grow up to be much less likely to have good things

>>92195266
back pats are nice but so is honesty which drives them to be better and develop a passion for when they succeed and work hard

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>>92178562

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>>92181094
then what makes you think you'll complete it?

>>92191195

this movie was prophetic!

>>92199855
Just thought I'd let you know that this wasn't funny like you thought it would be.

>>92199855
I think the difference between the two extremes depends whether the guy is something like a wealthy well groomed white man being arrested for extortion or some crap, or a black guy in a poor neighborhood being arrested for holding up a convenient store. I think the book is portraying something more leaning towards the former.

>>92178562
YOU SHOULD NOT GET INTERNET ADVICE FROM A GROUP OF FURRIES

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>>92199855
are you an antifa, by any chance?

>>92188739
>Be 5 years old
>My reading age is through the fucking roof
>Mother becomes pregnant
>Gets me a book on pregnancy from the hospital
>Talks about how the foetus develops, how the body changes, the full science of reproduction
>Fuck biology is awesome
>Read the book cover to cover
>Excitedly point out to my mother when my new baby brother has reached a new stage
>Be baffled at school when other kids tell me they were bought by a stork/found under a cabbage leaf

Seriously, books explaining things for kids are amazing things. For some kids they find it easier to absorb the information from writing than verbal explanation, and it's much less threatening to have a good they can read over and over again in their own time.

>>92191205
Anon, it's because in child molestation cases, the majority of the time the pedo is male. So for videos aimed at kids, you can either go full SJW and give all pedos equal exposure, or you can target it at the main pedos. Which, although it may exclude victims molested by women, will have more effect on the majority victims.

Same logic for why most breast cancer awareness campaigns are aimed at women. Men get breast cancer too, but they're a minority, so targeting at women saves more lives in the long run.

It's a pretty shitty situation, but it's simple marketing: target the message at the majority audience to get the most impact.

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>>92180800

>>92195580
Yet you realize that the majority of people in jail aren't for white collar crimes but rather marijuana position or shit like that.

Also, white collar crime really fucks up people. You're saying that a banker who stole thousands of pensions shouldn't deserve to go to jail?

>>92199995
do you go around randomly murdering people like this?

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>>92199281
Art style reminded me of this

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>>92181180
>MFW I'm black and I heard this shit every time someone goes to jail.

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>>92176650
>listened to this song a ton when I first found it in a PSA thread
>shortly after someone made porn of it
reeeeee I can't enjoy innocent things for two seconds on this board without someone sexualizing it

Could we get some more shit drawn by Wednesday Kirwan? This shit is gold.

>>92176823
I like how in the book they never said what the Dad went to jail for.

>>92179803
>your nightmares are real

kids are gonna have to swallow that pill at some point

>>92188559
lol I remember you from that /trash/ thread complaining about finding plushie fucking stuff while looking for your small penis porn

>>92203660
Well its much easier for a child to relate to the character when they can imagine the rabbit father going to jail for the same reason as their own father

>>92194955
>Somebody probably already wrote a book along those lines.
There's I Am Jazz. There's also other really obscure picture books about trans people, wasn't there one called "When Kayla Was Kyle" or something.

>>92191069
Holy shit that YTP had me in tears.

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>>92199855

>>92199855
no, reddit. this isn't what 4chan is like.

>>92204444
I know I'm being a dumbass but what statement is this meme trying to make

>>92204651
To show how stupid a police officer would have to be to do dumb shit

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>>92199855

>>92199855
I can safely vouch, without the bleakest shadow of doubt in my assessment, that you are either 13 at most and should refrain from posting until you're of age.

>>92205165
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>92204961
>humans
I can even see myself putting it back on stand

>>92205165
That's not very funny. God whenever theres a halfway comfy and interesting thread on 4chan all the retards come out to try to meme. Why.

>>92178014
>FAT HEAD FAT HEAD

they are justified.

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>>92205165

>>92205297
How am I supposed to read the title with that asshole's fat head in the way?

>>92205235
Your discomfort excites me sexually.

>>92205327
Its a Bok? WHATS A BOK?

>>92205297
>It's a Bonk

>>92178014
they all laughing but I bet she gives some amazing head.

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>>92205327
Luckily they do a title drop many many times.

>>92188831
it used to be famous for its porn. now its famous for its hambeasts. The site hasn't changed much, despite common belief.

>>92177967
He posted MLP on /co/.

>>92178203
9gag meme posting