You've been hired to work for one Batman villain. Which

Calendar Man

>>92155345
Bruce Wayne. I hear Wayne Enterprise pays well and has good hours.

>>92155523

Bruce Wayne isn't a villain.

Catwoman.
Just burglary, so I won't rot in prison forver, and I don't hink she has ever offed a henchguy.

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>>92155652

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>>92156520

Riddler or Great White Shark. Maybe Penguin. Anyone who wouldn't kill you for trying to quit.

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>>92155345
Owlman, duh. Chicks on Earth-3 are way easier.

>>92155345
Mr. Freeze. Cold doesn't bother me and he seems to be an alright guy.

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At least can i fuck Baby Doll?

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Lord Death Man. I want to be a skeleton ninja.

Penguin. And not the monster designed Penguin either, fuck that one.

>>92155652
All big businessmen are villains in one way or another.

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>>92156902
>Baby Doll, a failed actress, resorts to a life of crime
>doesn't make millions as a porn actress who looks like a kid

Japan alone would leave her set for life.

>>92156902
They didn't say you cant. Im working with Baby Doll

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>>92157057
Penguin might be a bad choice.

>>92156902
We all live the human condition, but this man speaks it.

>>92157349
i would love working for that penguin, just being able to toss ideas around with a mind like that would be payment for me.

>>92157430
>"This stupid fucking git thinks he's the brains of the operation"
>"Let's see how smart he is with his mother suffering one of his 'smart plans'"

Mr. Freeze. I'm a sucker for a love story and a comfy winter day.

>>92157060
I'm sure one day he'll go too far and Batman will bring him to justice.

>>92155652

That depends on your point of view.

Rather than invest the millions of dollars he spends on all his wonderful toys into Gotham City and beyond, Bruce Wayne uses that money to arguably worsen the city by being Batman and thus causing a continual escalation in crime. And for all his charitable donations, Wayne's philanthropy has never really done much to improve the average quality of life within Gotham City. He may make life better for a few people, sure, but there is no reason to believe that will last forever.

Bruce Wayne is as much a villain of Gotham City as The Joker. But where The Joker directly kills people for the sheer thrill, Wayne indirectly kills people because he cannot be bothered to give a damn. So if I am going to work for any villain, it is going to be Bruce Wayne, because that son of a bitch at least provides a good dental plan.

>>92157538
nah, i'll let him know upfront everything i think will be only for his use. i have no need or use in ratting him out and the better off he does the better off i do. i'd take publicly silent partnership and if he needs i'll take the rap if he gets caught. a mind like that needs to be allowed to flower and grow.

>>92157705
>Bruce Wayne is Batman

>>>/x/

>>92157772

WELL WHO ELSE HAS THE RESOURCES TO BE THE BATMAN, HUH?

>>92157349
What, you think I'd work for Joker or Twoface? At least I could be a super-lowly employee at one of his legitimate businesses and never cross paths with the man.

>>92155345
The Royal Flush Gang, classic gangland principles but a little bit above. Unlikely to have anyone kill me for funsies, so any death/dismemberment would be my own fault.

>>92155345
Selina Kyle

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>>92155345

Whoever Mariam is working for.

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>>92155523
>>92155652
>>92157772
Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?

You didn't say I couldn't fuck the male villains.

>>92155345
Does amanda wahler count as a villain? i could use some govt benefits

>>92155345
>Poison Ivy

I can't fuck her but I'd still work for her.

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>>92157883
>Mariamfags

>>92158281

Pepe's dead, man.

Pepe's dead.

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>>92155345
I think mister Freeze would be the least likely to throw an autistic shitfit and kill me over something stupid, and that really is the name of the game for this question.

>>92158147
Imagine the rashes you'd get from fucking her.

>>92158659
That just means you'll be feeling her warmth for longer.

>>92158659
you wouldn't, sex with ivy is death to all who don't have immunity to her poisons and toxins.

>>92158986
>Ivy will never cream pure poison right into your dick.

>>92155345
If I work for Riddler he'll probably just send me around planting clues around places right? All I have to worry about is Batman occasionally beating the shit out of me to get information. And if I give it up quick he may only punch me once.

>>92156334
I don't recall tas Selena ever employing henchmen.

>>92155345
Killer Croc.

>>92160769
And what about when the Riddler gets out of Arkham and goes full jigsaw on you for ratting one too many times?

>>92157160
oh yeah. I was confusing her with the girl from cats can't dance, who was an actual kid. but that's way hotter.

>>92160910
I'd just stroke his ego and say that I spilled the beans because the riddles were too good and I knew Batman could never solve them himself.

>>92157160

At least now we know why she never appeared in anything else.

>>92155652
come on anon, a super rich man, who strangely disappears a lot? I guarantee you hes at least a part of some underground mafia, and I bet batman has foiled his plans tons of times. He'd definitely want revenge on batman, he'd be down to be part of a plan to get rid of the batman once and for all.

>>92155345
Killer Moth.

I can see Mothy being the kind of guy who actually cares about his minions or would just be happy to have anyone work with him. Maybe I can even give him advice and help him become a bigger threat.

>>92157057
Fuck you that is the best one

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>>92155345
Gotta go with Penguin. And not that shitty Arkham one.
He's not nice but he tends to avoid messing with Batman and the other freaks whenever possible, and he's loaded with cash. I just have to not get on his bad side and mock him.

>>92161165
bruce wayne is clearly the joker.

>>92158368
I guess but he works in shitty conditions and he barely even commits crime since he throws all his resources in his research and to keep Nora alive, so he probably doesn't pay well.

>>92155345
Clock King is probably the best bet for not randomly killing me.

Though Mad Hatter lackies might get nifty hypno cards as a bonus.

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>>92157831
According to D.A.V.E. there is one other person in Gotham who can do that.

>>92155345
Red Hood because good protection.

>>92161357
I'd be worried about some unavoidable failure resulting in me getting fed to a monstrously huge man eating moa bird or something. Or that big ass condor from Batman in my basement. Penguin does shit like that.

At least it's not Pam though. Giant pitcher plant is a bad way to go.

>>92157833
Two-Face isn't even that bad compared to The Penguin.
Statistically half the time anyway.
And he generally doesn't seem to mistreat his goons unless the situation calls for it, and even then there's a coin flip.

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Given her issues, I'm fairly certain she would appreciate the companionship.

And I could probably find some way to fuck her.

>>92155345
The correct answer is Rupert Thorne. Why? Because he's a regular crime boss and not a freak with a gimmick and a mental condition that might randomly kill you to prove a point. No costume no theme, just normal gangster stuff.

All you have to do is not be Clayface.

Ten-Eyed Man

>>92161490
Hasn't Red Hood become more of an Anti-hero as of late or am I mistaking OOC stuff for canon?

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>>92155345

Baby Doll is a pretty obvious choice. I doubt she pays well and in reality she probably looks like a gross creepy midget with underdeveloped features but I can deal.

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>>92161495
Penguin isn't really the kind who kills goons for failure. He has a hair trigger temper but he has to keep his organization alive. Remember, he fancies himself as a gentleman thief, and these don't kill people for failing them. He isn't The Joker.
He'd probably smack you with an umbrella and insult you with fruity language and an incorrect Shakespeare quote, but unless you fuck with him or his birds, you should be okay.
And half the time he is just going to ask you to follow him on some dumb quest to rob some jewelry or hijack a plane or even free some birds from the zoo.

>>92161647
Until someone like the Phantasm starts picking off his guys.

Regular criminals in Gotham tend to get chewed up in internal conflicts, if my recollection of Gotham Central and Hitman are anything to go by.

>>92155345
Is there literally any reason why someone would work for The Joker ?
It seems like they never bother to explain why people work for him unless those goons are insane circus freaks.
He's not that rich (and TDK Joker even does stupid shit like burn money), his plans always fail, he is the worst boss in all of Gotham, Batman is on his ass more so than any other villain.

>>92161842

Joker's not the choice for pragmatic people. It's for people easily drawn in by charisma, or people who see him as the antithesis to the status quo of authority, shit like that.

>>92161960
So his employees are edgy Joker fanboys.
Okay, that makes sense.

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>>92161960
Or people who are stupid enough to think that working for the most feared and influential villain in town is automatically the best route.

>>92161842
Reminds me of how he took over the Joker gang in Beyond. People idolize him, romanticize his antics, and by the time they figure out they're busting their ass twice as hard for practically no reward working for a deranged sociopath it is too late. Leaving might mean a fatal joy buzzer or exploding whoopie cushion down the line.

That or having the balls to beat him at his own crazy game. Speaking of which I bet a fair amount of them never had the option to turn down working for the Joker.

>>92155345
Ra's because I hate myself

I'd work for the Punisher.
Wouldn't be too different than what I do now.

>>92162361
I have no idea what you're trying to say.

>>92155345
Bane.
He doesn't seem that likely to kill me compared to the others and he generally fights Batman alone.
He'd be a big boss.

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>>92162437
>a big boss
Militaires Sans Frontières, eh?

>>92162437
>>92162437
>>92162437
>>92162437

Can Lex Luthor be considered a Batman villain?

>>92162551
I'm not entirely sure what Lexcorp and Wayne Enterprises do, but it seems like they would be pretty serious business rivals.
I'm surprised they don't come into conflict more.

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>>92157705
>Rather than invest the millions of dollars he spends on all his wonderful toys into Gotham City and beyond
>And for all his charitable donations, Wayne's philanthropy has never really done much to improve the average quality of life within Gotham City.

>his charitable donations aren't working
>what an asshole for not donating more money to charity that isn't working

>>92162551
If he's a Batman villain, then so is General Zod, so no.

>>92155345

Can I fuck OP's picture? Technically legal.

Hugo Strange seems like the least dangerous to regularly be around.

Can't I just stay unemployed. i don't want to get punched by Batman

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As long as I get to fuck her then sure I'd be down for working for Nyssa.

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>>92155345
Definitely the Riddler, cause I really like games, and he REALLY puts that into his crime work

>>92164277
>payday
>has to solve a puzzle to get your salary

>>92163392

He should be investing his money into creating jobs and infrastructure instead of paying medcial bills for poor people every once in a while.

Charity is good. Charity can even help people survive. But charity does not fucking solve the issues that create the need for charity in the first place - and neither does Bruce Wayne running around in a fucking bat costume like some kind of deranged furry freak.

>>92161165
I would love a comic where everyone is convinced Bruce Wayne is Gothams version of lex luthor. The more Bruce trays to devote to Bat man the more people believe all the villains are actually Bruce Wayne's legion of doom and he funds them. That would be unique and possibly really fun.

BTAS Joker seems alright, other than corny tricks and dressing up like a clown he never seems to actually reprimand them. He's usually too busy being mad at something else or obsessing over Batman. I'm also holding out for Harley getting bored of never getting the J so she puts a mask on henchmen and tells them corny jokes.

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Killer Crock, depending on the writer he can be one of the most well meaning of all of batmans foes

Killer Moth, ESPECIALLY the LEGO variation.

>>92161495
At least with Ivy, you'd be too drugged up on pheromones or poison to care.

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>>92155345
Honestly the Carpenter has a fairly sweet gig going on, and I do have a little experience in construction.

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>>92155345
The only man the matters in the long game.

>>92167053
He only takes dedicated followers, the kind ready to sacrifice themselves for the greater cause.

>>92167085
You gonna die one way or another.

>>92164413
that does sound pretty interesting

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>>92162437
Comrade Bane is the only right answer

>>92161605
I think the problem with Orca is that you have a large chance of being crushed to death in the throws of passion. You gigantic fucking furry.

>>92157705
fuck off joker

>>92167360
Don't you have better things to do than look up your own name on 4chan, Wayne?

>>92155345
Bookworm. I work in a library and I bet we'd get along famously.

>Being more worried about your boss than The Batman
ISHYGDDT

>>92162437
What does Bane even do?

>>92164666
>I'm also holding out for Harley getting bored of never getting the J
But she gets it all the time. Dini has made it canon.

>>92167625
that part comes later

>>92167655
WHAT ARE YOU

>>92167625
At first he was way more of a strategist then brute, he wore Batman down then beat him in his own home...then a real happened ,and was ment to show why edgy was bad,but people forgot

>>92167652
>that mention of their honeymoon tapes in Arkham City
Kind of want to see it.
>>92167732
Yeah I know what went down in Knightfall, but what's he doing now?

>>92167593
The Bat doesn't kill. If you can't take a few broken bones, you shouldn't be in this business.

It's your boss's health plan that should have you concerned.

>>92155345
Lady Shiva or Talia al Ghoul

>>92167755
No idea, last I saw him was secret 6 which was cool, but except for forever evil I have avoided dc (well also injustice)

>>92155345
Superman

>>92160792
she did in batman brave and the bold

>>92160792
>>92168279
She did back in the '60s too. She has aged PHENOMENALLY.

>>92167755
There's also that new "Harley loves joker" miniseries that looks like it's set in an alternate B:TAS timeline, and both of them talk very clearly about fucking each other.

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really if you're not C O N D I M E N T K I N G
then you're C O N D F A G G O T G

Buml

>>92161257
>I can see Mothy being the kind of guy who actually cares about his minions or would just be happy to have anyone work with him. Maybe I can even give him advice and help him become a bigger threat.
Pffft, naw. His whole M.O. was being a Batman-distraction for hire. If ANYONE would understand the value of setting up henchmen specifically to be taken down by Bats while he makes his getaway, it'd be K.M.

>>92163952
Until he mutates you into a Monster Man. There's no coming back from that shit either, that's some Resident Evil boss transformation bullshit.

The Carpenter. I get paid good $$$ with really low risk and get marketable skills at the same time.

>>92161395

I hear that he's actually 'Matches' Malone; Malone killed Wayne years ago and took his place.

>>92162486
>Dr. Emmerich, I'm Diamond Dogs

>>92155345
>No, you can't fuck Harley or Poison Ivy.
Can I fuck Babydoll?
If not, I would work for The Carpenter since I'm an electrician irl.

>>92155345
>spoiler
Aw. Well can I atleast fuck Black Mask ?

>>92162184
Do you think there are people who actually travel to Gotham like a Mecca of costumed crime, just to say they spent a summer interning with a REAL Gotham archcriminal? Imagine how much pussy you'd crush if you came back that fall with an "I henched for The Joker and lived to tell about it" T-shirt.

I imagine crime tourism is a pretty brisk business in Gotham.

>>92172810
You can, but there's a good chance he'll incorporate a power tool in a way that you do not enjoy.

>>92172923
So 50% happy ending 50% horrible suffering and death.
Eh, most henchmen don't really have something to live for anyway

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>>92165767
Killer Croc tends to be anywhere from being an irredeemable, cannibalistic monster to a tragic and misunderstood character that was given a bum deal with his entire life.

I prefer Killer Croc being the latter. I kinda wished Croc was made up to being more of an anti-hero if anything. Wasn't there a story where Croc was taking care of a homeless girl and was legitimately devastated when she was shot dead by someone?

THAT'S the Croc I like. The sympathetic and actually human croc that's just doing what a guy in his condition can really only do. Be an outcast and lash out because of it but still have a glimmer of humanity in him in spite of it.

>>92173393
Oh gee, a Batman villain struggling with their humanity? That's original.

>>92173453
Croc has more legimitate reasons to do so than arguably any other Batman villain apart from Mr.Freeze.
And it helps to make him less of a discount Lizard.

>>92173917
What about Clayface? Or Man-Bat? Or Solomon Grundy? I'd argue they would at least be on the same level in that regard.

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>>92155345
Dibs on magpie

>>92155345
Mr. Freeze
He honestly seems like he would be a decent guy to work for.

>>92174081
>Clayface
Depends on what Clayface you are talking about and even then most of them tend to be unsympathetic.
If it's Matt Hagen from the DCAU then I can agree with that.

>Solomon Grundy
Grundy doesn't really count as a Batman villain in the way the others do, he started out as a Green Lantern villain.

>Man-Bat
True. I forgot about him.

>>92164320
>what stands on two legs, casts a shadow all day, and isn't getting fucking paid?

>>92157060
you fucking commie.

>Killer Croc
>Befriend him
>Take him to a furry covention and find him a scalie girl to fuck
>Never betray him or say shit about him

>>92162437
Bane does seem like the best option. But you would probably have a ridiculous work out schedule.

>>92166946
She's cute too.

>>92155345
Don't fuck up and Penguin would pay well.

>>92175773
Or perhaps the opposite. Maybe he doesn't want anybody to be as big as him.

>>92175974
His three original henchman were in great shape and could go toe to toe with the bat. He demands a special sort of dedication. Carpenter is probably the best bet just doing construction and she deals with the really dangerous people. Great White would be similar but that fucker gives me the creeps.

>>92157349
All you need to do to be cool with Penguin is not make fun of the psychotic crime boss to his face. That's apparently difficult for some people, but I think I'd be okay.

>>92175773
>>92175974
>Bane is originally based on lucha.
Bane hires henchmen to job to batman to lure him into a false sense of security. Hope you like selling injuries super hard.

>>92176173
Could you imagine the WWE contract you could get by being trained by Bane and fighting the bat? Few months with Bane a year or two in jail then big money from WWE.

>>92155345
Killer Moth, man has got dedication.

>>92176264
Actually thinking about it, how may former henchmen do you think go onto wrestling as a career? I mean, they've got fighting experience, probably some muscles, are used to getting the shit kicked out of them, and have enough of a flair for the dramatic to wear the costumes.

Does this mean that batman universe Triple H was a henchman in his youth? Did the Undertaker follow around Grundy or Ras?

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>>92176328
Triple H was a Henchman fighting Blade, Batman wasn't on his list

>>92176394
Well whatever happened, Mick Foley was a joker hench for at least a week.

Freeze because I could fuck Nora's unconscious body while he isn't looking.

>>92176328
>>92176394
>>92176419
How many washed up wrestlers do you think go into henching?

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>>92156886
>Cold doesn't bother me

>>92176523
You're completely ruined if he ever catches you though.
Probably worse than even the likes of Joker could do to you

Kite-Man.

>>92155345
Clayface.

I'll get him to look like Harley or Ivy, then fuck him.

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>>92157883
So what do you think her story would be today if she became famous like Harley Quinn?

>>92177574

She has no personality whatsoever

I love the Arkhamverse version of that dilemma.

Penguin is the most reasonable, don't fuck something up, don't upset him and you keep breathing, and get payed. Same goes with Black Mask. Both are basically normal crime lords.

Your fate with Two Face is a 50/50. Too risky.

With the Joker is even worse, he might just kill you for fun, and you can't even see it coming (he acts like everything is fine, and then he throws you at some pit with molten iron).

>>92178810
Are you kidding me, Two-Face is the most benevolent of all crime bosses in Arkhamverse. There's a reason he has such loyal goons in Akrham City, even long after he falls.

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What are the benefits of working for the Scarecrow ?

>>92181064
Have you ever heard of autoerotic asphyxiation?

>>92156992
this is the coolest motherfucker i've ever seen

Poison Ivy or Catwoman.

I'm a lesbian, so hopefully Ivy would let me be her concubine or something

>>92155345
Matches Malone. Batman's never caught him even once so I'm safe for sure!

>>92177574

Former prostitute.

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>>92176559
> Washed up

Nah, wrestlers always find work somewhere in the superhero/supervillain communities, even in their primes.

>>92181206
>lesbian
>on /co/
Only pretty gals get to fuck them two.

>>92161011
He would murder the shit out of you for that. Riddler's whole thing with leaving riddles is that he has to prove he's smarter than his opponent (normally Batman). If you tell him that he was able to stump Batman this one time, but you totally went and spilled the beans anyways to "help", thereby robbing him of his intellectual victory over the world's greatest detective, you are going to become intimately - and very briefly - familiar with the sound of a question mark-shaped cane striking a human skull.

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>>92181153
You're damn right.

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two face cause a good gamble is a way to the top

>>92155345
How silly an outfit is Joker willing to offer me?

>>92174916

Attention?

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not working for the squid

>>92188980
>The man who killed batman
I'd be too terrified, anon.

>>92155345
Probably deadshot. It's not like I'd have to do much really, maybe act as a distraction or buy ammunition for the guy. The only real flaw that I can think of is that there's a slight chance that he might one day shoot through me if it means hitting his target.

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>>92164347
>>92164347
>He should be investing his money into creating jobs and infrastructure
If you read comics, you would know that Bruce does that.

>and neither does Bruce Wayne running around in a fucking bat costume like some kind of deranged furry freak
It's the Joker! I'll just invest in stimulus packages and he'll stop his criminal rampage!

>>92181064
I don't recall him arbitrarily killing his henchmen. Oh sure there's the risk of exposure to brain-damaging gaseous chemicals, but he tends to outfit his goons with gas masks, since they'd be useless without them. He tends to be a big picture thinker too, setting up proper heists and planning for how to deal with the opposition. Compare him to other villains whose plans often start with, "Send the goons in to rob the bank, tommy guns blazing!" He's educated, intelligent, and pretty much sane, with a fairly high attention to detail. That's more than you can say for most bosses.

>>92161650
he means the guy who became the joker

>>92164413
This is better than the "batman is a vampire" joke. What if newer villains tried do get bruce to fund them?

>>92167292
Worth it

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>>92155345

If I work for Baby Doll can I fuck her? I just want to protect her smile.

Otherwise I guess I'll be a pleb like everyone else and say Penguin.

>>92155345
Maxie Zeus

>>92164347

The shitty thing about Batman comics is that, even if they address the obvious solutions, they fail because nurble nurble CRIME burble burble JUSTICE.

So Bruce HAS to put on the suit and punch desperate people because MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEAAAAAADDDD because somehow the kind of social investment and infrastructure development that leads to lower crime rates in the real world doesn't work in fucking Gotham City.

And I'd be cool with that if they went all-out, like maybe Circe hid the fucking Apple of Discord under Gotham and that's why everyone there is batshit. But nooooo, MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEAAAAAADDD

>>92193152

Did they ever do anything with the Baby Doll/Killer Croc thing? Because man, that's got a lot of potential.

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I'd work for the Riddler.

I'm an escape room game master, so I basically get to play a discount Riddler by testing people's puzzle solving skills as my day job.

>>92194184
You do know that he compulsively humiliates and tortures anyone that thinks they could be anywhere near as smart as him, right?

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>>92156886
>>92157552
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>>92174773
This. Honestly, Freeze is the best option of out of all the Batman villains.
Now it obviously depends on who's writing them but think about it
>Joker will you on a whim because he thinks it's funny and his sense of humour is completely unpredictable
>Penguin will torture you brutally and sadistically if you even laugh in his presence. Same goes for Black Mask
>Two-Face, you've got a 50/50 chance of being killed every day you go into work
>Killer Croc may eat you
>Bane is a psychopath. On his first trip to Gotham he routinely murdered dozens of people at a time and very nearly killed Bird
>Ra's Al Ghul will kill you if you fuck up. And you will fuck up whenever Batman's involved.
>Poison Ivy will choose her plants over youany day
>Scarecrow will completely fuck up your mind permanently to test his latest creation
>Ridder will constantly be a dick and may kill you in one of his traps just to test them
And so on and so forth

But with Freeze, if you're punctual and attentive and loyal and help him in his plans then you're probably better off than with anyone else.

Joe Chill

>>92195982
When you put it that way, he's probably the lesser of all evils (pun very much intended).

>Implying storming in, Tommy guns blazing, isn't the best strategy for a heist.

>>92155345
The Freeze guys are right. Out of all of them, he's the least likely to kill you.
I'll bet he pays decently too.

>>92155523
He also manages to get Batman to perform at company functions.
https://youtu.be/57zFkL9GSZA

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>>92155345
The Rainbow Monster
Seems the most rational choice

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>>92155345

Babydoll is a pretty reasonable villain to work with I'd probably dedicate my self to her well being because she's so tiny.

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>>92188980

>The man who killed Batman.

Are you kidding anon? I'd rather work for the Joker than the Squid, at least I'd live longer with the Joker.

>>92155652
We never seen Bruce Wayne and lex luthor at the same time, it's obviously the same person in a twisted scheme to hide a monopoly.

>>92166946
I'm surprised there wasn't a kinky woman with a weird obsession with Batman who dressed up as a villain just to get tied up and dommed by the Caped Crusader.

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>>92203669

Does Roxy count? she got off on being chased by the Bats

>>92203136

She's pretty fragile minded and showing her that kind of dedication would make her want your dick with in a month man, and that's it game over you can't look at another chick again with out her going off the deep end and trying to kill you.

>>92155345
Kite Man seems low key enough where I wouldn't get murdered or even brutally assaulted by the bat. Batman seems like he'd accept a straight surrender for something like that.

>>92204138
I feel like if you utterly surrendered for anything, laying down your weapons and not even trying to fight back, and telling everything he wants to know, and he didn't see you do anything that bad, he'd let the police take care of you. And if no ones around, you could easily make up a hero story where you refused to crack, even when he forcibly removed a tooth, until you passed out from blood loss.

>>92155345
Kite man because if he gets caught, I can run away easily on a kite

>>92155345
Can I fuck Killer Croc?

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>>92204315
Op better allow because hes fabulous

>>92193719

Nope, it was just the one episode. Iirc outside of Joker and Mr. Freeze most of Batman's rogues gallery had little to no presence after the initial series ended and transitioned into Justice League and Batman Unlimited.

>>92155345
Never stick your dick on crazy or poisoning materials.

>>92195982

Didn't Freeze ice on of his own henchmen's legs and leave him to die 'cause he was too slow in his first appearance?

>>92204709

Man if I was to slow and I knew Freeze would ice me if I didn't move quicker I'd say something like "I'll slow the Bats Down Boss I've been practicing my Henching" or something like that get in to a small fist fight with the Bats and the surrender as soon as Freeze is out of sight and ears reach.

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Dr Freeze. because he's a bro under all that ice
and its DOCTOR, not MISTER. The man went to college for fuck's sake, show a little respect.

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Bane is for commies.
Freeze is for nerds.
I'm going to be bartender in Penguin's bar. There are a lot of hotties there and it's a pretty calm place in this version wherever Harley and Ivy are not around.

Everyone saying Baby Doll probably should consider getting paid upfront. All her shit is tied to her mental issues, bitch don't wanna rob banks unless she's thinks it'll help her get validation from someone

>>92185488
i am pretty, my man
i'm one of those lipstick lesbians

>>92206087
She probably would have killed everyone including her henchmen in the episode had Robin not been quick to get rid of the dynamite.