The only things I personally ever see from and hear of concerning

>>92122819
Well, he has a difficulty properly addressing his emotions and thoughts due to his quite frankly intense autism.

>>92122819
no, that about sums him up

>>92122819
>Darkseid
>nice

Is such a thing possible?

>>92122819
the basic: he is in love with Death and tries to seduce her by killing people

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>>92122819

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>>92122819
he likes sitting in comfy chairs but that's probably to ruin them with his big fat ass for the next person

>>92122819
Darkseid's real person is to use the anti-life equation to unite all life forms under his rule and bring about true peace in the universe.

>>92122922
no

>>92123001
Shit, I wish I saved the Wonder Woman page where they implied that Darkseid shit on Zeus' throne

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>>92122922
Wrong franchise, bro.

>>92122819
That's it, nigga.
He fucking relentlessly evil. No if, and, or buts about it.
it's fucking great

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>>92123067
Found it

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>>92122819
This is a nice one, he just lets them go.

>>92123196
I wonder if that's Oberon's copy of Mein Kampf or if Darkseid brought it with him

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He's very appreciative of gifts

>>92123239
Chuckled loudly.

>>92123196
Of course he lets them go. How else would they suffer from the absolute destruction of their favorite chair? It stays warm from his butt for days! Days I tell you! Darkseid has mastered the torture of the mind and soul.

>>92123196
>Oberon pissed himself so hard that it covered his entire body

>>92122819
I suppose he may have done something nice during his Uxas days, but we don't talk about that.

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>>92123157
>Where were our followers?
https://youtu.be/phWcmwlpjQo

Really makes you think.

>>92124741
Blaming refugees for the actions of radicalized native-born citizens is the unreasonable part

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Sitting in chairs.

>>92124778
The point was that there is a difference between leaders being nominally "good" or "bad" and their doing things that make life nicer or worse for the people they lead.

>>92123196
Reading that with Michael Ironside's voice makes it even funnier.

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>>92122819

He likes to make little girls feel alive!

And he also apparently has really really good ice cream!

>>92123239
That's actually Darkseid's own living room. Seriously.

>>92126334
>Darkseid keeps a Mister Miracle comic in his living room
what a weirdo

>>92123033
Darkside is Ikari Gendo?

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>>92122893
Of course. You just have to get on his goodseid

Just how powerful is darkseid? And compared to other intergalactic overlords like thanos or frieza?

>>92122819
Does his New 52 origin count? Those Old Gods seemed like pretty big assholes before he stole their powers. Granted, Darkseid would become a massive asshole himself, but it's the thought that counts, right?

>>92126382
physically he's fairly powerful but not like top-tier. He also commands the vast armies of Apokalips, including an innumerable number of Parademons, the Furies, and his New God generals

He also has OMEGA, THE DEATH THAT IS LIFE which either a) just fucking kills you or b) traps you in a series of alternate realities, each worst than the last

and he's also such a giant evil asshole that upon his death, he creates a massive black hole at the center of all creation that drags the multiverse down with him to oblivion

>>92126422
Hasn't he made Superman his bitch a couple times?

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>>92122819
>some of his nicer moments?
That one with Supergirl a bit before the Infinite Crisis.

>>92126382
He's somewhat more powerful than Supermab, but not overwhelmingly so. Unless Morrison is writing him, in which case he's vastly stronger on a meta level.

>>92126552
yes but that was with mindfucks, not raw strength

>>92126382
After FC, huy at full power can destroy universes. In Final Crisis his true form was trying to enter the DCU and it's mere presence was causing it's destruction.

>>92126552
Yeah. But it's gone the other way a few times too.

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>>92126557
I mean she was even pure before that.

>>92126558
Morrison made him Multiversal and Meta. That shit was fucked up.

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>>92126552
You know what is the weird thing woth Darkseid beating Superman? That Batman has been able to fight, survive and even hold his ground against him.

>>92126620
M8, that armor got it's shit pushed in. It did squat of damage against Darkseid. At best it shot a red laser with a bat shape, but it was running low and Bruce had to run the moment it was almost empty. Darkseid was dominating that fight.

>>92122819
he has two sons, and is rather proud of them both even though all three of them have made numerous attempts to kill each other and several of those attempts succeeded

>>92126382
Roughly Superman-tier. Maybe a little weaker physically, but the Omega effect is ridiculous, and he doesn't care as much about collateral damage, so he usually has an edge. He has a pretty solid power base, and his interactions with protagonists generally consist of them foiling his plans that happen to affect them rather than challenging him in his center of power. Comparisons to characters in other franchises run afoul of the typical problems associated with the territory.

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>>92126620
that's because Batman has the blessing of Orion

>>92126816
he's not proud of Kalibak

no one is proud of Kalibak

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>>92126860
s-shut up

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>>92126552
Superman has beaten darkseid in a fight more times than the reverse. If Darkseid doesn't have whatever mcguffin of the week, he can't truly compete with Superman at his best.

He can also straight up 1 shot kill Darkseid if he really needs to, ala Final Crisis.

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>>92126896
1/10

>>92126896
>He can also straight up 1 shot kill Darkseid if he really needs to, ala Final Crisis.
but the whole point of his death in Final Crisis was that there need to be three people to kill him for good

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>>92126931
2

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>>92126932
Batman and WW just destroyed his vessel and removed his control over other people.

Neither of which were necessary for Superman to soul kill him.

>>92126948
they were all necessary, including the Flashes leading the Black Racer to him

his vibration-form didn't even appear until Batman killed his body

>>92122819
He helped the heroes fight the Anti-Monitor during COIE.

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>>92126957
They did that to get him out of everyone and away from the multiverse, not as part of some plot to kill him.

Plus his 'vibration form' as you put it is still part of him regardless if he has a physical body or not.

>>92126957
all the black racer did was make dan turpins body uninhabitable.

>>92126979
right, but it's all part of him. Just because Superman killed his true form doesn't mean the other parts didn't need to also die for Darkseid to die for real.

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>>92126992
yup, but it's not like Superman hasn't beaten his 'other parts' before

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>>92123157
When I see that page I just think of Darkseid and his frat bros running around pranking and vandalizing everything

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>>92127073
>>92127087
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>>92127128

Can we all agree the S/B Apocalypse version of this fight was superior?

Granted the ending of that one with the "I prevented you from walking into a Boom Tube only to kick you into another" was kinda dumb

>>92127128
>>92127059
Based Supes

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What song did he sing?

OOGA CHAKA

>>92127207
Fleischer Superman Theme.

>>92127207
your favorite song

>>92127207
it ain't me starts playing

>>92127207
>up a 4th in two eighths
>down a 2nd in a sixteenth
>down a 3rd back to starting pitch at an eighth
A corporate jingle? Someone's annoying cell ringer? You decide!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s149RvV9PXeB

I've decided he sings in Eb. You can't take that away from me.

>>92127354

This shall be my new ring tune.

>>92127354
ur a real human bean

>>92126351
Wouldn't you want to read about the exploits of your adopted son? One of the few to escape your clutches?

>>92127207
Didn't Supes like Metallica?

>>92127418
orly?
Well here it is again with some harmony and obnoxious levels of room just for you!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00TioqkJwSj

>>92127373
I'm actually a robot (don't tell anyone).

>>92127042
>you will never pledge Alpha Omega

>>92127207
https://youtu.be/PfYnvDL0Qcw?t=28s

>>92127507
>and justice for all

Supes has good taste

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>>92127538
forgot the image

>>92127207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSh73d3TZcA

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

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>>92127207
he whistled the same thing recently, plus more

>>92127526
here's a challenge for ya

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>>92127586
>challenge
Let's just go ahead and say it's the Flintstone's theme and call it a day.

Unless you really REALLY want my interpretation of it...

>>92127614
well you're on 4chan....I can't imagine you have any more pressing matters to get to

>>92127622
I wash up here to procrastinate when there's work to be done. So you're darn right I have more pressing matters to attend to!

Heck if I'll actually attend to them right this moment...

>>92127545
did Kesel write that

>>92127729
Joe Kelly

>>92123196
Is that nigga sweating piss?

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He's nice enough here not to kill.

>>92127768
based
two most underrated DC dudes ever
that Superboy run was my childhood

In Kirby's OG run they do a bit of backstory that shows he was happy at some point, IMHO I disregard anything New Gods that isn't Kirby or possibly "some" Morrison. Darkseid is too cool for regular DC.

>>92127545
Metallica is for dads

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>>92127897
gee really

>>92127897
mods

You have to be 18 to post on this site

>>92127925
Metallica has been for dads since 2002 old man.

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>>92127929
>old man
I was born in 92.

When you grow old enough to shave, perhaps you'll be able to appreciate music that isn't mindless electronic bullshit.

>>92127951
>I was born in 92.

lol

so you're a babby who found his dad's music collection and goes around telling people how much better it is than modern music

jwho doesn't even realize that metallica has always been generic trash and iron maiden is much better

>>92127969
what's a jwho

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>>92127969
>so you're a babby who found his dad's music collection and goes around telling people how much better it is than modern music

No idea where you're pulling that from.

No, I play, it helps to be able to appreciate a lot of types of music when trying to learn it.

>iron maiden
>better than metallica

You need your head checked, mate.

Also, what the fucks a 'jwho'

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>>92123075
Wrong character, bro.

(or me falling for low level bait)

>>92127994
>or me falling for low level bait
that's the one

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>>92127917
>TFW Superman will never be your dad...

>>92127951
>When you grow old enough to shave, perhaps you'll be able to appreciate music that isn't mindless electronic bullshit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>92128677
anon, that's called bait. Don't tell me you actually think he's serious?

>>92128687
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>92128709
I'm not him, you troglodyte.

>>92128728
sure senpai

>>92123001
>You looked, didn't you?

>>92127781
I think he had just finished going through some sewers. I don't remember very well.

>>92126382
Morrison made New Gods OP as hell by saying that their real forms are just too big to contain within universes and all you see in comics are footsteps of them. Darkseid's real body is so large that when it died, it falling through the multiverse broke a lot of shit and created a fucking black hole at the bottom.

>>92126382
he's literally never won a fight, ever, not in any comic ever printed has jobseid won a fight

Why isn't his name pronounced Dark See-Id?

>>92127128
So the source wall is just DC Headquarters, right?

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>>92129011
Not really, it's where the essence of gods come from and go to at the beginning and ends of their lives. Among other things. It's part of Yahweh, but it is not Him, as it has its own sentience.

It's also the barrier that keeps His (notice the capital) power from being accessed, hence all the beings trying to get through it.

It's the wellspring of emotion, too. Shown when the Lantern Corps entities had to return there to 'recharge'.

Apart from the Lantern entities, very few others have been able to get past it and everyone sees the source differently.

Superman Prime One Million and Superboy Prime both have cause they're OP as fuck, Barry Allen but only being allowed access to save the New God Orion's life, Hal Jordan with the Spectre can pass through. Regular Superman did too, guided by High Father.

Lucifer went there too, but he gave exactly zero shits about it and used the source itself as something to stand on to get a better view.

I think that's all. Everyone else gets stuck.

Answering your question though, the DC Headquarters is the Monitor Sphere, which was one of the points of Final Crisis. The passing of the Monitors was supposed to represent DC editorial hopefully not fucking with stories as much. Then the New 52 happened....so fat lot of good FC did.

>>92122819
He also likes couches

>>92129257
>Not really, it's where the essence of gods come from and go to at the beginning and ends of their lives. Among other things. It's part of Yahweh, but it is not Him, as it has its own sentience.

I didn't knew this, DC actually had the balls to mention God .

>>92129435
>I didn't knew this, DC actually had the balls to mention the universe

>>92129257
>I-it was Dr. Manhattan!

>>92127128
I would like this whole series of pages far more if that last picture of Supes didn't clearly have some kind of anatomy fail going on with the ears.

>>92129435
>I didn't knew this, DC actually had the balls to mention God

DC has been pretty pretty heavily into the "Christian" God for a long time now. Going as far back as the 60s-70s.

DCs God, Yahweh is many different things, but the three big ones that people generally have heard of are The Source, The Presence and The Voice of God.

All sentient, to a degree, but The Presence is the actual 'consciousness' (if you can call it that) of Him.

Comics He's been in are Lucifer (obviously),The Spectre, Swamp Thing, Sandman, Constantine and DC presents. Maybe a couple others I'm forgetting about.

>>92123196
For preparation, Darkseid used the Omega Effect to turn "Kampf" into "Kamph".

>>92126574
>That grin on Darkseid.

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>>92129549
>The Source, The Presence and The Voice of God.
Ya forgot the Hand, mate.

Everyone knows that one

>>92122819
he tried to kill santa, there is no good in darkseid

>>92126574
>post crisis supergirl
>jew 52 darkseid

trash

>>92129549
Well, no wonder Kamala Khan isn't a fan of the DC universe

>>92127207
I don't know, but he did it in Freddie Mercury's voice.

>>92129717
>Kamala Khan isn't a fan of the DC universe
What did you meme by this? I haven't read Marlel in years.

There was the time when Doctor Fate made him feel love and become good.
Therefore Darkseid pulls back his minions and tells them to stop the attack on Fate.
One minion didn't hold back and killed the already weakened Fate.
Darkseid, to honour Fate decided not to punish said minion.
The Doctor Fate took Doctor Fate's corpse heartbroken and left Apokolips.

Everything I said happened.

>>92129717
christians muslims and jews all revere the god of abraham and isaac, they just disagree on what to call him and who his prophets were and a few semantic quibbles

>>92129745
>Doctor Fate took Doctor Fate's corpse, heartbroken, and left Apokolips.
wut

>>92129786
Doctor Fate is pretty stronk

>>92129733
Because she's a mudslime rapefugee Mary Sue shat out by the liebturd media (((elites))) of course.

>>92129826
I get that. I thought you were referencing something she said or did.

>>92129826
>being this scared of old men in silly hats because you don't want to admit capitalism is unsustainable cancer like communism and anarchy

>>92129786
Doctor two was two people at the time.

>>92129846
*doctor fate, sheesh

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>>92129846
>Doctor two

>>92129826
That's not me. What I meant was that Marvel has been musliming pretty hard and Kamala Khan would go on a soapbox speech about how this is somehow oppresing muslims if she ever saw any of this

>>92122819
He allows you the opportunity to die in his service or to be crushed under his heel in eternal slavery. He liberates you from the burden of free will. What could possibly be nicer than that?

It is better to die for Darkseid or be crushed by his iron will than it is to live without his rule or without his dark gaze piercing your soul with his Supreme judgement.

>>92129977
I've tried both and I'm happier with free will than without it

>>92122819
He opened up once about his fears about his son killing him then immediately killed the concubine he told

>>92129641
I was under the impression that the hand wasn't God, it was an aberration causing the multi-verse to be born.

>>92128770
Of course I did, that's fucking darkseid. Are you telling me you didn't?!

>>92129298
this

>>92130086
Then you must have surrendered your free will to someone other than Darkseid

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>>92122819

He shows a lot of affection for Granny Goodness.

>>92130094
Have the pages of that?

>>92126255
This is pretty much the nicest thing Darkseid ever did.

Also, he helped save the Universe from the Anti-Monitor.

>>92131300
>Also, he helped save the Universe from the Anti-Monitor.

Only to save himself. I'm sure he'd gladly have let the multiverse burn if he was sure the Anti-Monitor wouldn't come after him too.

>>92126857
crap, now I'm going to have to start watching for that symbol. it's apparently more common than I thought.

>>92129549
He was a recurring character throughout the "angelic" phase of supergirl.

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>>92131997
He also showed up a few times in the New 52. One of which was to save Zauriel and insult Trigon for being an idiot.

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>>92122819
He brings people together.

>>92123157
>Where were our followers when we were captive
I sincerely hope she's talking about some demi-god bastard children and not the the mortal world, because the Greek Gods if anything would only seem MORE arrogant to me if they legitimately did not realize all they've ever done is give their "followers" and the cosmos for that matter more grief with their rule.

Most Greeks only even revered them out of fear and obligation, nothing like love. Because the fucking Olympians seldom showed any themselves except bias to their favorites who'd they just as quickly turn sour to.

Dread Darkseid in Apokolips I'm so mad right now at the thought of them even thinking for a second they deserve any pity that I'll gladly side with the dregs of the New Gods. At least they're consistent.

FUCK these guys.

>>92132413
The olympians are awful, and they are refering to the amazons. The Greek gods originally fucked off when Themyscaria was under attack by OMACs, and just a few issues before this page the island was invaded and controlled by Nazi's.
They are the worst, and were actually flying around space killing thousands of people in "god juice" mining operations.

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>>92123196
>This is a nice one, he just lets them go.
And sometimes he just left.

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>>92132833
That entire comic was Darkseid being a laughingstock.

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>>92132858
That comic is grade A meme material. Fucking loved every panel.

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>>92132763
I think it's long past time I get around to reading Wonder Woman.
I've always wondered how someone as righteous as her tolerates the influence and behavior of the Olympians.
Something has to give.

>>92132858
>>92132833
>>92133040
what's the source on this, I want to read it

>>92133162
Superman: The Coming of the Supermen

6 issues

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>>92133162
Superman:The coming of the Supermen.

Basically it's Superman: Odyssey because it's by the same writer/artist that made Batman: Odyssey.

>>92122881
I like this headcanon. I'm imagining Darkseid in counseling, having a scowling cartoon face on a smiley chart pointed out to him after bellowing "DARKSEID DOES NOT HAVE FEELINGS"

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>>92133040
>his face in the second last panel

Holy shit my sides

>>92133200
I was just about to ask whether it's by Neal Adams, the art and the dialogue felt very Odyssey-ish.

>>92122819
He hates superman and batman for the sake of hating archetypes. He knows strong archetypes are the next step after sentient ideas, I love that. It's a shame Johns is in charge if DC this, for him Darkseid it's just rock faced mongul.

>>92126382
I have heard that Kirby planed for him to be weak enough for Orion to bitch slap him when the final battle came because tyrants are bullies who survive through fear but the higher ups didn't want such an anticlimactic end.

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>>92126857
Is Orion some kind of reincarnation of Bruce??? Like a past, future or even parallel life???
I mean even his wife (Orion's wife) was heavily attracted to him, if not because Orion came back just in the nick of time they could have been together, Bruce even thought about giving up on his crusade, on being Batman just to form a family with Bekka (that not happened even with Diana).

>>92127207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMbXZn7YhO0

>>92133892
Orion is Darkseid's son who was raised on New Genesis as part of a peace deal. I don't think there's much of a connection.

>>92133892
No, they just share similar themes that echo throughout their characters.

It would make more sense to say that Bruce is something of a patron of Orion.

>>92133892
Bruce is thematically linked to Orion but Orion is bigger in the DC mythology.

>>92132413
>>92132763
There were only four Amazons who knew that they were Amazons at the time because they had been exiled to believing that they were normal people. How the fuck do they expect them to deal with a thing like that?

>>92134181
The Greek gods are notorious in both fiction and mythology for being gigantic, petty cunts most of the time, who not only don't care at all for others, but almost seem to legitimately lack the ability to even understand things from a mortal perspective.

The Greek Pantheon should have a 'who can manipulative asshole harder' competition with the Green Lantern Guardians.

>>92134181
>How the fuck do they expect them to deal with a thing like that?
Violently one would hope.

>>92122893
I think he punished someone by "being nice".

It was a page posted on /co/ yonks ago in a Darkseid thread but it was basically, him sentencing one of his people to "Life In Freedom" sending them away from Apokalyps to live on earth, where everything is woefully inconsistent, and good things happen along side bad things, rather than the knowable safety and consistency of living as a subject of Darkseid.

>>92127976
It's the sound Danny DeVito makes when he's flustered.

>>92134313
Greek here, nah, it's not like that.
They're just extremely assholish humans. That's where there evil comes from, sorta. They're too much like mortals, not high above them.

They're really prideful, petty children with heavily powered magnifying glasses.

And I love them. They're really fun, our mythology is awesome.

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>>92134597
>they're not like that
>proceeds to say they're exactly like that

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>>92134597
>And I love them.
Is this what divine stockholm looks like?

Fun? Medusa was a rape victim, of Poseidon no less, in the sanctuary of Athena's shrine and Athena only budges from the incident to punish her for daring to be violated there. She doesn't help her or anything.

It would be like if you heard someone being raped outside your door in the early morning, the whole time you just stand there sipping your coffee, and only when the assailant throws her through ta window you're like
>Yeah, I'm calling the cops. That window was expensive, and on top of the vandalism this is breaking and entering plus you really bothered my beauty sleep.
Worse, you know rapist from work and you don't say a word about it.
I don't think there's anything mortal or fun about that at all. It's insane, it's vile.

I've heard people in denial defending God's actions in The Prince of Egypt's, but at no point did they call it entertaining.
I think. Either way, just no.

I'm so angry right now, why would you say that?

>>92134813
Anon, I love them in the sense that I find the mythology and the stories about them beautiful.

I don't worship them -an extremely tiny minority of modern greeks do and most view them as lunatics- and I definitely wouldn't want to live in a world where they existed.
No need to be angry. Also, if you just have the reaction image and have not read Feng Shen Ji, go read feng shen ji.

>>92134696
The
>they're not like that
was referring to anon's
>they can't understand things from a mortal perspective
They can and they don't give a shit.
No need to be confused, little animu grill.

>>92129435
DC had a 23 issue ongoing series staring Judas Iscariot

would smash desu

>>92134813
Holy shit, what crawled up your asshole? Did Zeus rape your mother in the form of a swan or something?

>>92136231
It's okay, anon was just looking out for me. But as I explained here>>92135288
, it was just a misunderstanding.

>>92129753
Muslims worship the same moon god Arabs always did Anon. Mohammed just slapped some Jewish fanfiction on it to legitimise his banditry.

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>>92129549
>Going as far back as the 60s-70s.
It goes a lot farther back than that. According to Wikipedia the first appearance of the Voice was in 1940 in "More fun comics" number 52. The story was written by Jerry Siegel so there's that too.

>>92132153
I miss GodDog. He was fun.

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Didn't Darkseid create Batman in some way? He sent Batman to the past and by doing that created the means necessary for the downfall of Gotham and the creation of Batman, trapping Batman into an eternal loop where his existence is locked in by himself.

That might be one of the nicest thing he has done.

>>92137478
>>92133892
>>92133942
>>92133961

Does that make Batman in a way also Darkseid's son? A being created from darkness with an inner ugly that ends up fighting for justice and peace?

>>92122819
Darkseid is pretty much all titanic asshole OP, it's just his thing.
Comes with being the God of Oppression

>>92137591

The whole thing about final crisis was the 5th World Gods rising to power (meaning superheroes)

so yes

>>92127128

What's with the random Sea Horse?

>>92136323
Aren't you supposed to dead Mr. Chick?

Is the anon who got worried about greek god worship still around?
Have I calmed your fears>

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>>92122819
he gives his 'friends' free fries with their orders and doesn't even care whether his manager finds out

of course his 'friends' don't know he likes them, but that's because of the autism

>>92126896
did you say McMuffin

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>>92122819

There actually is a canon nice thing Darkseid did, I'm not going to bother and see if it came up in the thread already but in Young Justice there was a character named Secret who was a ghost girl, undead, and the end of her storyline was that Darkseid resurrected her for some reason.

>>92142017
probably anti-life or something

>>92137591
Except Batman doesn't need an external force to keep him from over-indulging his bloodlust. Then again, Orion is sensible enough to seek help for his issues, rather than allowing them to fester.

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>>92142017
Nah, he just views a life of free will as something completely terrible, being the embodiment of Tyranny and all.

>>92127135
came here to see this image

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>>92142163
So Batman is superior to Orion right?
He should have been the one married with Bekka.
When Kirby created Orion he based him on Bruce right?

>>92127791
This is amazing

>>92136231
Technically, isn't that story one where Zeus seduces Leda as a swan, thereby cuckolding her husband?

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>>92122819

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>>92122819

>>92123440
Not gonna lie, made me laugh pretty hard

>>92126857

Fucking Hypercrisis!

>>92126369
holy fuck I'm dead, you win.

>>92134813

Cuckold of Zeus confirmed.

>>92127791
Author is amazing

>>92127969
I can't argue with Iron Maiden being better than Metallica, but they are different styles of metal

>>92127951
Truly... he was BORN IN THE WRONG GENERATION.

>>92133099
how do you even grab something like that? I love it so much when supes completely doesn't care that something should be physically impossible