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>https://mega.nz/#F!U2hASDDT!9A4SAlj_Vx45XDe-M91xYA
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Also, how does it feel to know Lars is Filipino and is getting forced to be a developing character?
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>yfw lars and steven fuse
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What the fuck is a Cirno?
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>>92100432
>Oh no they found us

Wasn't huge on Aquamarine's design up to that point but suddenly my dick hit diamond hardness
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I liked it but still liked the zoo bomb more, both had like 2 episodes that were pretty whatever
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>>92100462
Touhou character. Cute little girl with wings.
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>no subject
booo
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Are Topazes mute or could Sugar just not find a female voice that didn't sound completely disjointed come out of such a design
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>>92100468
Zoo was a pretty good round trip.

This bomb has some pretty promising set up, aside from Lars being dragged along.
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>>92100472
Okay. What's a Touhou?
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>>92100486
I think it's just Topaz' personality. She'll talk at some point in defiance of Aquamarine and become a Crystal Gem.
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>>92100432
>and is getting forced to be a developing character
It should happened about four Lars-centric episodes back. At this point they better fucking wow my pants off for all the goodwill they've lost.
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>>92100502
japanese bullet hell shooter franchise
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I was kinda disappointed seeing Aqua's design in screw caps, but seeing the actual episode it wasn't that bad. She still could've been designed better, though
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>>92100520
>Mods
lol
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>>92100503
Please don't do that.
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>>92100520
look more closely at the OP

SJ and SVTFOE get to stick around like this as well
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>>92100472
>>92100502
Ice loli that Aquamarine bares a striking resemblance to, and Touhou is a bullet hell franchise that is famous in the east.
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>>92100520

1. Intentionally did not make it a general. No subject.
2. Episodes just leaked.
3. Report it like everyone else, MODS can be fags about it.
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>>92100532
You can't stop Sugar. You won't stop Sugar. One Topaz will stay on Homeworld's side though because we can't have anyone too strong on the team.
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>>92100502
Touhou!
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>>92100520
>Steven Universe General
but its not
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What gems do you want to see on Homeworld?
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>>92100570
Anal beads
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>>92100453
delet
now
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>>92100570
tons of stevens

turns out stevens are actually a really common and popular type of gem now
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>>92100582
That explains why Homeworld isn't very competent
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>>92100453
Pointless fusion
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>>92100588
It also explains why they wanted The Greg so badly
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>>92100580
>Centipede fusion gem where each section has its own gem
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>>92100453
>He's Steven's strongest fusion
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>>92100553
They didn't even seem that strong

They had human shields. Otherwise they were slow as fuck and barely hitting enough to overpower Connie

>>92100570
FUKKEN EMERALDS

Other Lapises, Pearls, and Peridots

Alexandrite Tier fusions standing guard over the Diamond abodes
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>>92100432
>full-blooded Filipino
>that tall

Bullshit.
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>>92100570
I want to see Jasper's Agate, She's be commander like Holly Blue but bigger and meaner and less stupid.

Also Peridot's manager.
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>>92100607
>centipeedle is a sex toy
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Steven's fusion order will go Connie then Amethyst then Lars then Pearl then Greg and finally Garnet.
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Pearl getting team rocketed was strangely satisfying
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>>92100589
Stars is inevitable. Just accept it
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>>92100432
wait lars is filipino? bullshit!
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>>92100570
Red Lapis so she can molest Lapis.

Or other Lapises in general. Also Era 1 Peridots.
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>Loli Lapis
>even more bullshit powers than normal Lapis

Is it that hard to try and write power levels to even be mildly consistent?
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>>92100609
>>92100453
Steven and Amethyst as Smoky was a tick away from being a neurotic wreck

If he has to be part of Lars' psyche, that shit will be completely nonfunctional
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>>92100613

At least the Ube Roll in the Lars episode looked decent.

>>92100635

His last name is Barriga and he just made an Ube Roll in one of the new leaked episodes.
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>>92100635
The theory is based literally only on the fact that he made a type of filipino cake and has somewhat darker complexion than other characters

Completely disregarding his white ginger mom

dad might be filipino though
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>>92100652
>he just made an Ube Roll
I'm not arguing that he isn't flip, but having a recipe doesn't prove nationality.
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>>92100646
I don't think the wand is actually her weapon or anything, it seems like it was given to her, like a magic enhancer.
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>>92100644
Seconded.
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>>92100644
>Era 1 Peridots are bigger than Peridot with her limb enhancers
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>>92100652
those are some good looking rolls anon
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>>92100665
there is some precedent to this, what with the replicator wand from Onion Trade

>>92100666
Satan commands it
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>its commonly foreign men going after filipina girls

>they reversed it

ABSOLUTE MADMEN
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>>92100665
It doesn't come out of her gem, it's not her gem weapon. Not to mention, all gem weapons thus far have been medieval style at best.
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Is the dailymotion missing an episode?
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>>92100613
He might be mixed. His mother was way taller than his dad.
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>>92100609
Let's be real, It'd be a more pointless fusion than this.
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Aqua's facial expressions made for a few good reaction images.
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>>92100644
>wanting more of worst gem
lol
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>>92100665
Peridot had a similar tool with her fingers.

Her powers might just be wings like Lapis.
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Just watched them, and got to say I enjoyed 4/5 of them. I will spoiler tag my thoughts for people that want to wait or haven't watched yet.

Lion 4 was a GIANT cocktease, Doug Out was fine because I enjoy Connie's Dad, Good Lars was fine because even though it was nothing it was a bad episode, the final 2 were great. Tense and actually some call backs to earlier stuff. I really enjoyed them. I do admit I'm getting tired of Steven blame himself for everything BUT it does show that Steven is regretting how childish he was in the past.

This bomb put me in high hopes for the future.
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>>92100689
Just Lion 4 which leaked weeks ago. It doesn't have anything to do with the rest of the episodes in the bomb.
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>>92100686
>>92100665
The wand seems like it's just a bit of advanced Gem technology like the "limb enhancer" finger things peridot had. Remember that peridots finger things could shoot energy beams, make holograms, function as a helicopter, float, make a computer monitor, etc. And visually they looked the same as the wand (cylinders)
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>>92100609
actually he's just REALLY good at making unhealthy snacks
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>>92100609
>strongest fusion
you seem to be forgetting
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>>92100665
doesn't make it not dumb

also if they only reason Aquamarine is scary is that wand then why were the Crystal Gems freaked out by the name because other than the wand she seemed to be a worse Lapis
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>>92100713
It's okay if you don't like Peridot.
I still need my selfcest rape episode.
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>>92100663

He's more than likely half. Barriga being his last name, him having his mothers hair throws it off but it would explain the height, also his voice actor is Asian. It's never stated that Connie is Indian but that's very obvious! lol It's not very easy to draw somebody Filipino-American without exaggerating features. I'm half Flip and half White and nobody would ever guess.

>>92100678

Agreed. I'm going to Vegas this summer and every time I go I always go to Goldilocks and get some polvoron and ube or mocha roll cakes. Shit's great.
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>>92100735
I think it might be because she's just a high ranking gem being sent to Earth. It shows the Diamonds are taking a much higher interest in the place. Sapphire's high ranking too, but she doesn't seem to be all that powerful on her own.
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>>92100744
Both lapis and peridot are terrible, ruined by zuke nukem
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>>92100733

This image makes me laugh every single time it is posted.
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>>92100750
>He's more than likely half
That's fine and dandy, but you seem to be ignoring the post you're replying to. Cooking doesn't prove anything.
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>>92100465
eh she was a lot cuter right away than I thought she was going to be
the preview caps werent very flattering
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>>92100750
>>92100652
>degenerates unironically liking ube

why?
fucking why?
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>>92100754
I mean Blue Diamond was on the planet like two weeks ago, they wouldn't be freaking out over a rank, seemed pretty obvious they were scared
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Someone should sit Steven down and tell him about manifest destiny because that fucker has been annoying. "Muh destiny this muh destiny that" goddamn it sour the episodes for me.
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The Good Lars > I am my Mom > Doug Out > I am My Dad > Lion 4

Prove me wrong.
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>>92100774

It's the Fourth Flavor of Ice Cream that Numbuh 5 worked so hard to get.

Ube is fucking delicious.
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>>92100785
It says something that The Good Lars probably was the best episode of this bomb
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> lars actually ran away instead of trying to help sadie

Fucking brutal, I know it was a pretty harsh situation and he probably wouldn't have been able to help anyway, but damn, I can't imagine how sadie would be able to forgive him for that.
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>>92100755
I still need this.
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>>92100785
You aren't. Also Lion 4 was very shit.
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>>92100770

Oh, well yeah. Having a cookbook doesn't make you a different nationality. I just think his last name, voice actor, and choice of cooking hinted towards Lars' ethnicity.
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>>92100793
seriously though, i never liked ube. also coconut and macapuno

always been disgusted with those flavors
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Topaz is just a fucking square. She looks like shit.
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>>92100801
Lars forgave Sadie for trapping him on a deserted island for a months with barely any food and bad shelter so she could manipulate him into fucking her, so I think she could return the favour
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>>92100816
>choice of cooking
God dammit, it doesn't have anything to do with anything.
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>>92100771
Connie story about a gem crashing on earth and being adopted by a millionair was so much more interesting than what we actually got
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>>92100462
the strongest!
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>>92100830
How are you sure that wasn't the DEEPEST foreshadowing ever? Like Aqua getting banish to earth after fucking up and just so happens to find a millionaire who teach her how to not be a asshole?
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foreshadowing
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> Steven breaking down over the fact that he gave Peridot the list of people that were kidnapped

Fucking why? He did it unintentionally and had no fucking idea it would lead to abductions, why is he acting like he gave the list to BD and YD personally?
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hey guys..can i be a gem?
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>>92100830
>>92100845
Reminder that Greg is a millionaire
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I was also tickled that they referenced something from waaaay back in Marble Madness

makes me mad Peridot wasnt in this episode
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>>92100852
he's a retard
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>>92100830
>red herring more interesting than the actual answer.

I can't help but feel that's happened in the show before
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>>92100845
>>92100830
I swear if that shit winds up happening

>inb4 a cracked White Diamond has been living as a normie on Earth all this time
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>>92100857
kys perifag
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>>92100613
Don't be fucking racist. No one gene is exclusive to a race
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I can't believe Lars of all people is the one going on a homeworld adventure with Steven.

Also weird we didn't see Lapis or Peridot(besides a flashback)
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>>92100822
I don't know this is a literal kind of 'you left me to die' moment
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>>92100855
It's cliche, but I hope Obsidian is an assassin Gem.
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>>92100798
Best episodes this season:
Mindful Education
Steven's Dream
The Good Lars

Man, this season sucked.
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>>92100852
He was still talking to the enemy and telling them stuff he didnt need to

he didnt fully understand the threat of homeworld sure, but he can still feel bad about being the cause
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>>92100871
Sugar doesn't have that kind of budget, she must limit the amount of VAs present at some point.
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>>92100856
Oh. Yeah.
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>>92100661
Some half Filipinos can be mistaken for white if they inherited blond hair instead of black
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>>92100819

I used to hate all three of these flavors, man. They grew on me. I stopped liking white chocolate and now I can't get enough of Coconut, Ube, Mocha, and right now I'm addicted to anything butterscotch. As a kid I hated all Filipino food though, even lumpia.

>>92100828

Ube roll is an oddly specific choice, I'm just saying I wouldn't put it past SU. Anyway, it's mostly Barriga being his last name that makes me believe he's a Flip. Same with Sucy from LWA's last name being Manbavaran and Janna from StvFoE last name being Ordonia.
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>>92100453
>>92100609
Hopefully the Lars fusion is cute.
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>>92100852
>Steven gives a list of people to at the time an enemy gem
>Diamonds use that list to kidnap Steven's friends
>lol why is steven so sad the diamonds are kidnapping his friends?
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>>92100875
Nobody was going to die, it was a kidnapping
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>>92100848
>"Honestly, I can't even draw a circle"
Fucking Pearl
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>>92100665
Jasper was born with her helmet on
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>>92100883
I get that you'd feel like an idiot for talking so freely in front of an enemy, but having a breakdown and sitting in the middle of a fight seems like a whole nother level entirely
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>>92100891
>Ube roll is an oddly specific choice
So is pumpkin bread made to look like a pumpkin. There's nothing to discuss pertaining to his cooking and his nationality. The rest of the points are fair(except for his VA), but this is asinine.
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I'm too tired to watch the leaked episodes, can someone give me tell if something interesting happened on them?
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>>92100852
In that episode, the crystal gems also chastised him for being way too friendly and open.

It is ultimately his fault for unwittingly dragging the townspeople into this mess.
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>>92100888
>Lion 4 is about Steven wondering if he has a sister
>Cute little girl Gem shows up looking for "My Dad" aka Greg
>Connie telling a story how little girl Gem is adopted by a millionair
>Greg is a millionair
Sugar you mad woman
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>>92100917
Yes, something interesting happened.
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>Lars was the only one who wasn't left on Earth
>Mfw the madman are actually going to do a fucking Lars and Steven arc
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So what are we looking at for the conclusion of this.
August?
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>>92100542
What if Aquamarine is just a massive weeb
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How bad will Peri and Lapis's autistic meltdown be when they find out Steven has been abducted?
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>>92100917
It builds to the next arc.
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>>92100871
They're all teaming up to go on a space adventure rescue mission soon.

I also kinda found it weird Greg was nowhere to be seen. Too many characters to juggle I guess.
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>>92100944
May 31 surprisingly
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>>92100923
I agree
it'll be impossible for the next run of episodes to be filler
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>>92100892
don't post pedo-artists trash here
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>>92100950
Which is?
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Did anyone wonder why they didn't just call Lapis and Peri to see if they had info on these Gems?
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>>92100923
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SOUL SOCIETY RESCUE ARC
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>>92100965
Lars & Steven IN SPACE..........and on homeworld possibly.
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>>92100949
Lapis will rage hard at the CG. There's also Greg, who'll probably have a fucking heart attack over it. The CG fucked up big.
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so who voiced Aqua?
she was pretty cute
also pretty powerful if she can stop a triple fusion dead in her tracks
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>Lars didn't save Sadie
>In the next episode, Lars will probaby save Steven

We goin full homo aren't we?
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>>92100958
Thanks
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>>92100963
What?
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>>92100967
Pearl and Garnet seemed to already know enough
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>>92100972

>The date of Steven's execution... got changed.
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Why fucking Lars of all people? Why not Connie and Greg, the two humans with any amount of plot relevance?
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>>92100967
Because the Crystal Gems hate Peri and Lapis
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>>92100905
>Fucking Pearl
You know she was mad when Steven said Connie's drawing was the closest.
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>>92100967
In case you haven't noticed, anytime someone has a question on this show they either; try and find out the slowest way possible, or just don't ask
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>>92100986
Alex is actually a quad fusion since Garnet is a duo
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>Connie's only friend was abducted by a fucking Touhou
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>>92100967
You can wonder why they didn't call them for help too, but remember that the cast is too big for these 11 minute episodes. They would've offered nothing but filler dialogue. Amethyst already barely contributed anything herself.
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>>92101017
Wow, I really fucked that image up.
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>>92101010
He doesn't believe in Steven, this arc is probably going to change that
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>>92101010
Greg aint havin any more of those space adventures

BTW weaponized prison fusion is a terrifying concept
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>>92101006
M-MASAKA!!


someone do a /co/ version of this
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>>92101006
>KEIKAKU DORITOS
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>>92101017
>>92101029

why would you do this?
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>>92101027
The rate they keep shrinking Aquamarine will be bigger than her by the time they get back
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>>92100903
Have you not watched the episode? It was a plot point for him to cave in to save someone's brains from being mush
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>>92100683
Huh, I've always wondered when someone is going to portray that subversion, if ever.
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>>92101010
Lars is Steven's polar opposite.
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>>92101021
right
pretty interesting for the current generation if they need Peridot like enhancers to reproduce that kind of ability
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>>92101017
Is there an fbi scanning program you trying to avoid? Lol
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>>92101054
>Peridot like enhancers
Unless the enhancers are the replicated design.
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>Oh no! the laws of physics!
alright that was funny
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>>92101020
I hate that every situation on the show is the result of the CG being extremely incompetent, to the point that they should be braindead. It's shit writing.
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>>92101017

>/co/ tried to convince me that bizarro-posters don't exist

Go back to bizarro /co/, fag.
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>>92101071
"If I throw it an angle" THUNK
That was probably the hardest I laughed in a while
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I guess it was too much to hope for, but from the title "I am my Mom" I was hoping Steven whould have to shatter a gem

Also, Steven, "my friends are going to suffer for something that I did"
Never stop being oblivious
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>>92101054
I found it interesting that the CG didn't realise the enhancers weren't part of her body
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>Steven is going to homeworld
How do you think they'll manage to make an episode about the townies still?
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>>92100432
>hahaha, laughter means we're enjoying ourselves regardless of whether or not we're actually saying anything funny
>this is for sure how normal human-beings act and not people with mental deficiencies trying to mimic normal positive emotion
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>>92101081
Bizarro, I love you, Bizarro
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>>92101080
they really really really need a Rose
they've been incompetent since season1
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>>92101086
>thinking anyone will die, let alone by steven's hand
retard
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>>92101086
Steven blames himself for way too much. It's sort of annoying.
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>>92101086
>I was hoping Steven whould have to shatter a gem
That'd be completely out of character, and considering how long they've been building that, no.
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>>92101087
Probably new tech, like the stun rods

>>92101089
Lars
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>>92101092
Steven just really wants that sweet curry.
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>>92101087
based on their first reaction to Peridot, I wonder if they ever even saw one of her before
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>>92101099
Shattered Gem aren't even dead.
And you just know Steven will figure out how to heal them.
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>>92101092
The writers for this show are legitimately autistic just so you know.
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>>92100432

>Asshole to everyone
>Tries to be cool
>Bad grades
>Perfectly nice parents, almost perfect even
>Big fuck up
>Can't even tell the girl he likes that he cares about her
>Doesn't know how to be happy
>Constantly sabotages himself for no known reasons

What a fucking loser, Jesus Christ, people like this character?

>Half Filipino/Half White

Aw fuck. I'm Lars.
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>>92101110
Pearl sure hadn't
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>>92101098
They had a Rose but he just killed himself. I shudder to see how they're acting right now without him.
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>theres a secret god of all gems that only the top leaders know of
>they call him the creator
>an organic being who created the first gems
>all of this is his machination
>part of his craft
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>>92101118
People don't like him, that's why we're sick of him.
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>>92101110
It's probably technology that was invented after the rebellion started. Not like the CGs are privy to that information, stuck on Earth
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I hope the Diamonds sing and corrupt Steven as punishment
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>>92101110
They probably had never seen one to strange and assumed it was a new gem.
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>>92101128
panicking, but probably completely determined to rescue him again.
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>>92101129
GARNET WE'RE ON MINECRAFT
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>>92101159
DO THE HOMER SHAKE
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>>92100432
at the "im not my dad" part i was expecting steven to punch the fuck out of aquamarine's face

i hope once they find her weakspot they exploit the fuck out of it and dominate her in every single possible way
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>>92101132
>People don't like him
Wrong.

Although I do find it weird that Lars is going with Steven. I just don't get how they'll make it work. Lars and Sadie are definitely the more focused townies, but I never thought they'd get a character like Lars this involved with gem-related stuff.

The character importance setup for reoccuring characters has always been
The Main Crystal Gems > Lapis, Peridot, Greg, and Connie > Lars & Sadie > More focused townies > Lesser focused townies

But with this it kind of seems like they're bumping up Lars to Greg, Connie, Peridot, and Lapis-tier. Which is kind of weird. The writers really seem to have no idea what they're doing.
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>>92101180
Don't punch best gem that's rude
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>>92101186
>Wrong.
fucking how
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>Alexandrite jobs

shit show
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>yfw

"I love you."
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>>92101186
Lars and Sadie are the only townies I give a shit about desu
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>>92101188
>OVERUPOWERU LOLI DESU ™
>lazily designed

literally the worst
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>her body..

>is so T H I C C

what did they meme by this?
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>>92101144
>They sentence Rose to corruption, the only fate worse the shattering
>Throw corrupted cat monster Steven in the corruption dungeon
>Human half cures the corruption
>learns how to cure the other gem war criminals too
>breaks out and steals a ship with help of a Nephryte that was loyal to rose.

Sucrose please.
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>>92100432

what the even fuck is that character design
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>>92101186
lets settle this

http://www.strawpoll.me/12898435
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>>92101202
>A Pearl
>A non combat noble
>1 Rubie, a Gem that's meant to function in a squad
>A defective Amethyst
Alexandrite's pretty shit if you think about it
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>>92101219
SHE MAYBE A BOOTLEG CIRNO BUT I STILL LOVE HER! I LOVE MY KAWAII WEEABOO GEM WIFE
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>>92101186
I've always considered Lars and Sadie major character-tier, just that they haven't had much focus lately. I'm also unsure why the show and Sugar wants to focus on fucking Lars of all characters, but I'll roll with it if it turns out good.
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>>92101197
he's better than the memebarn gems
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>>92101203
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>>92101229
>let's settle this
Why? We know majority hates Lars for sure.
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>>92101238
I'm glad Lars is getting some Gem time since Sadie had the whole island thing
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>>92101202
It was less Alex jobbing and more Aqua's wand being a gamebreaker.
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>>92101229
lars and sadie are literally sugar's self-inserted donut steels

sadie is at least decent, but they just keep finding ways to almost unintentionally make lars even more and more of a piece of shit each episode
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>>92101253
I'm seeing less hate on the poll than I expected to be honest
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smash or pass?

smash
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>>92101266
>lars is an original character donut steal

>lars LITERALLY steals donuts
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>>92101244
shitty human bean
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>>92101266
He was pretty good in The Good Lars but he blew it in I Am My Mom.
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>>92101203
Connie's desperate pleas for Steven to back out of his plan was pretty soul crushing.
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>the zoo arc was good, lapis and peridot were absent
>this bomb was good, lapis and peridot were absent
>every episode with lapis and peridot in it is shit
hmmm really makes you think
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>>92101244
lel
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>>92101203
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>>92101281
ITS LIKE POETRY
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>>92100925
>tfw when after this arc lars won't be a dickhead anymore
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I just thought it was weird the Crystal Gems couldn't beat Aquamarine and Topaz. I mean how did she paralyze Alexandrite, it's just felt so forced to get to the conclusion they wanted.
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>>92101286
Every episode with Lapis you mean. Peridot on her own is good. Like taking out Jasper.
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>Did they specify... alive?
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>>92101305
I thought the last few Lapis episodes were fine

seems like its just common practice to retroactively hate all of her episodes now
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so /sug/ isn't coming back until friday after the talkback but threads are okay
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>>92101321
are they allowed to bring friends?
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>>92101305
No Lapis has some good episodes.
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>>92100986
Della Saba. it's in the credits
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congrats to the first anon who noticed this
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>>92100486
>>92100503

Since they didn't give Topaz a voice, my head canon is that she has a silly Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.
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>>92101298
Did you miss the part where Aquamarine is Syndrome?
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So how long will we be stuck on this cliffhanger?
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>>92101344
I like how they called him Onion I think in the episode.
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>>92101344
What is this?
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>>92101305
>Peridot on her own is good. Like taking out Jasper.
ew a disgusting perifag, i bet you thought TSTR and Kindergarten Kid were gold
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>>92101359
a transcription
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>>92101338
WELL CONGRATULATIONS STEVEN, YOU GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT. NOW WHAT"S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
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>>92101340
>actually believes this
lel
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>>92101344
It was me, thanks
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Since Lapis can fly faster than the speed of light or teleport or whatever will she be the one to save Steven?
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>>92101368
>no argument just memes
lel
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Wasn't there a leaker who talked about the next few episodes? Anyone remember?
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>>92101350
>finally speaks
>it's a male voice
>mfw tumblr rages
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>>92101376
Steven is going to rescue himself
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>>92101374
>It was me
Speedster Gem when
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>>92101352
New episodes at the end of May
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>>92101384
Steven already called Topaz "she"
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>>92101376
She'll be pushing the ship that Pearl and Peridot build.
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>>92101379
What were her non-shit episodes then? Don't make me laugh by bringing up a memebarn episode or TNCG
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>>92101388
Exactly 9 episodes from now, mark your calender
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>>92101365
The fire rises!
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>>92101391
Did Steven just assume xir gender?
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>>92101385
He has to, there is no spaceship for the CG to go after him, unless peridot deusexmachina
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>>92101384
>male voice actor
>still uses female pronouns

everyone loses
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>>92101395
I'm sure you'll just call whatever episode I say shit like a retard, but regardless.
>Mirror/Ocean Gem
>SOW
>RfR
She hasn't had many solo episodes.
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>>92101406
the next episode is the gems stealing a space shuttle
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>>92101391
sure, steven should know, literally known topaz for 5 years.
sang at greg's wedding too, lovely ladie.
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>>92101405
>>
You know, when this show is good its really good! Like I am My Mom, Doug Out and I am my Dad were all really good episodes. Tense or funny, this show still gets a genuine laugh out of me or gets my heart racing at some parts.

Anyone else still really liking this show, despite its flaws here and there?
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>>92100462
Cirno?
I haven't watched the episodes. Is there a Touhou reference or something?
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>>92101419
They could use that crashed pink ship that Steven visited in Lion 4
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>>92101417
I'd also add Alone at Sea
was decent, if not heavyhanded
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>>92101427
Doug Out was surprisingly good.
Hope Connie's dad shows up more.
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>>92101427
I know its more flawed now, but I enjoy it still too

you just gotta accept that this place is a hate magnifyer
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>>92101429
The new gem looks like either cirno from touhou or a laughing and crying emoji
and I love her for it
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>>92101427
of course. That's how it's always been for me.

I think some people just got swept up from the hype generated by Jailbreak and Peridot.
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>>92101437
It was cute, but the ending was rushed. Should've been two parts or better paced.
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>>92101374
I want to buy you a beer my friend
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>>92101417
Wow she's been on the show for three seasons and the only good episodes are her debut episodes, and since then all she does either act like a cunt or an autist and get coddled by Steven for being sad. What a great character.
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>>92100855

You already are, Bismuth mentioned Snowflake Obsidian.
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>>92101429
Also connie drew cirno
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>>92101118
He acts like Shinji, but lacks the empathy and depth to make us care about him.
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>>92101429
One of the character designs is literally Cirno. There's even a scene where Steven describes the gem while his friends draw what they think she looks like and Connie, I shit you not, draws Cirno.
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>>92101427
Yup. Just gotta take the good with the lumps sometimes.
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>>92101406
Pearl was able to make a ship IN A BARN... WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
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>>92101463
Did we watch the same anime?
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>>92101455
It's more of just a set-up anyway. So I don't mind.

And at least we're getting more episodes this month.
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Would Aqua have really brought a pile of dead humans back? Wouldn't the Diamonds be pissed?
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Will Lars and Steven finally kiss?
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>>92101463

Yeah, I don't know about that man.

The only real parallel would be certain nods to depression. Other than that, completely different characters with entirely different roles in their respective stories
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>>92101467
Wasn't stable though, and wouldn't be able to travel as fast as the Homeworld ships, sadly. Even if she could build a ship just as functional as HW's you can bet the writers would have "forgot" about it.
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>>92101475
>Steven realizes his feelings for Lars
>Lars calls Steven a freak
>Lars is dead spoiler.jpg
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>>92101461
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY GET AWAY WITH IT?
Is Gumball gonna appear next? Honoka and sonic too? What about goku? How is this even excusable?
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>>92101475
we can only hope
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>>92101475
This would be 1000x better than Steven x Connie endgame
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>>92101463
I don't know who you talk to, but many people despise Shinji no matter how much depth the anime tried giving him.
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>>92101488
Anon, sonic already appeared.
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>>92101482
Is Lars even depressed. He just seems like a faggot.
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How do I find a girl like Connie?
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>>92101488
Sonic was already in the show you scrub
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>>92101473
Yeah, it sorta slightly solved Lapis's problem but left the issue open. It'll definitely be tackled again when Jasper returns, whenever that'll be.

I'm just glad at the possibility of episodes about all the gems coming together again to help Steven, as well as finally getting to see Homeworld.
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>>92101467
no wonder Uncle Carl wanted that barn back so badly. He traded his parents' souls for unlimited resources from that barn.
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>>92101461
the drawing scene reminds me how much I love the characters

"uh. I like me"
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>>92101516

He did kiss Sadie.
Shinji jacked off onto Asuka's tits.

What defines a faggot anymore, I don't know. They've gotten more action than me.
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>>92101488
>Is Gumball gonna appear next? Honoka and sonic too? What about goku? How is this even excusable?

We already got a few guest appearances, although I'm not happy with them cramming Zim and a Strafer Heartless into a single character.
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>>92100502
Whats Jojo? and who is that arnold looking guy with lip pericing I keep seeing!
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>>92101517
anime club for someone of her personality

but if you want a brownie, then your public library or wherever people go to study
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>>92101475
>>92101503
>>92101484
>>92101497

This why i love you guys.
It doesn't matter whether if it's ironically or unironically but you always manage to come up with shittier and shittier ships.
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>>92101531
not gay, you twit. a fag
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>>92101118
They made Lars shit on perpose so his development will be more satisfying.
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>>92101522
I hope Jasper doesn't come back. Her entire character feels like missed potential.
>Falls into the earth
>Doesn't interact with the cluster at all
>Randomly appears a season later in the ocean for "muh Lapis" shit
>Starts capturing monsters and building an army
>Instead of ever actually using that army to attack Beach City or the Barn she gets taken out by worst fusion
I can only imagine if she comes back she'll get a shitty redemption story and spend the rest of her life living in the barn making meep morphs.
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>>92101488
>Is Gumball gonna appear next?
God damn it. There's even a crossover of SU and Gumball and batman and other shit coming soon.
Why the fuck don't I watch my mouth?
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>>92101542
5 year old for the body. 4 next season
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>>92101549

>then whats the ass
>the ass retard
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>>92101549
no he's both
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>Yellow Diamond's gems
Topaz, Peridots

>Blue Diamond's gems
Lapis, Agate, Sapphires, Aquamarines

>Pink Diamond's Gems
Jaspers, Amethysts, Rose quartz, Carnelians

>Gems that belong to no court
Pearls, Rubies

Which court has the best gems?
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>>92100432
LARS ENTERS ESKRIMA TOURNMENT!

Dude filipino food is fucking weird and good!
Also they have crazy weird cool weapons.
Their mythology is strange too.

Im okay with Lars being a filipino, aslong he doesnt persue a career in animation....
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>>92101550
3 fucking season of nothing. Onion has much more
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>>92101566
My dick.
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>>92101566
B L U E
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>>92101531
1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders.
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>>92100432
>Lars is Filipino
IT'S
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Lads that was the worst pile of shite I've ever seen desu
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>>92101568

But without flip animators, where would we have gotten Tito Dick The Dickman baby?
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>>92101566
>Garnet doesn't have 3 lenses
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>>92101586
right? she can't even draw a frickin circle
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>>92101568
He's too wimpy for combat, he doesn't even have the stomach for balut or even adobo, the only weapons we have are fucking sticks, machetes and derelict M-16's; and our mythos are all over the place depending on province—then it got fucked by the spaniards.

>animation
Don't even bother, even if he tries he'll never achieven 1/10th of Terkoiz.
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>>92101586
The Good Lars was good, the rest was mediocre.
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>>92101586
>pearl will never draw swords and armor with you.
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>>92101586
you talking about Pearl's sketch or the episodes?
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>>92101203
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What did he mean by this?
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>Steven's finally going to space, how can we make this shitty?
>Oh I know, send worst human with him for no apparent reason

That's it, I can't take any more. Fuck this show
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>>92101612
he wants to touch steven's rolly polly
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>>92101603

Balut is gross but nigga, adobo and longanisa are the absolute shit.
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>>92101483
Your missing my point.
That ship was what Pearl could do on a whim.
Imagine what Pearl and more importantly Peridot could do with the proper resources!
Peridot is a modern technisian/engineering gem, who will most likely know how to make a FTL drive.
The townies will all pitch in parts for the ship so the CG's can save Steven.
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>>92101586
H A P P E N I N G
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>>92101607
Both obviously

Pic related was the only good picture, Amethysts dog was ok
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>>92101612
Well, the implication is that it would be another thing that he showed up with to the part that he loves, just like how he loves cake. So obviously he was afraid people would find out about his secret crush on Steven
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>>92101586
>She signed it
Cute
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>>92101603
is tikbalang a guardian or a gaint dick?
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>>92101623
Pearl looks fucking anorexic here I thought she was a ballet dancer wtf?
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>>92101586
>Even her sketch is crying
Ok that's kinda funny
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WE
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
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>>92100967
>GUYS PEOPLE ARE BEING KIDNAPPED
>OK STEVEN LETS GO ALL THE WAY TO THE FUCKING BARN FIRST.
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>>92101641
I assumed the sketch is crying because Steven told them it had a tear
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>>92101220
Bro they made this episode like 9 months ago
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>>92101621
Agree, though it would be funny if it gets shown onscreen.

Though Giniling is the ultimate supreme

>>92101632
Horsehead bodybuilder
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>>92101646
GREG UNIVERSE
UNIVERSE MAN BABY
HE RAISED STEVEN AND LOVES GIANT LADIES
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>>92101649
Do you think Pearl smokes to keep her weight down?
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>>92101626
but that's just a picture of garnet
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>>92101556
Source if anybody wants it.

https://www.regularcapital.com/2017/04/special-report-the-amazing-world-of-gumball-screening-in-london/
>Ben suggested that he would like to do a crossover episode in which Gumball and Darwin gets a backstage pass from “The Awesome Store” giving them the ability to go into different TV shows, but Gumball and Darwin forget to close the door and as a result, the world gets contaminated (technically making Gumball and Darwin accidental villains), causing a mass show crossover, he suggested Steven Universe (with the Crystal Gems) and Batman could be possible characters in the episode.

So how does it feel that the CGems are going to meet based Gumball? At least it'll be better than Say Uncle even though I enjoyed it to an extent. since Gumball can get pretty damn serious.
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>>92101656
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>>92101662
she literally doesn't eat food at all so why would she gain weight?
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>>92100967
pearl already fucking knew?
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>>92101639
same thing
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>>92101672
> he suggested Steven Universe (with the Crystal Gems) and Batman could be possible characters in the episode.
>Ben suggested that he would like to do a crossover episode in which Gumball and Darwin gets a backstage pass from “The Awesome Store” giving them the ability to go into different TV shows.
>Suggested

Isn't that a big keyword here?
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Why did they just sit in the water and wait for Steven to be abducted?

Why didn't any of the gems try to take down Aquamarine at any point? Peridot had that stupid freeze beam and they still got her

Why the FUCK didn't they go get Lapis and Peridot? Didn't think flying, hydrokinesis or metalbending would come in fucking handy?

Why in the name of God was fucking LARS the human that ended up stowing away?

Why was Steven torn away from the gems? Since the show happens from Steven's perspective, we're not going to see any of the gems' reactions, attempts to rescue him or interactions with each other. Once again, Sugar defaults to 'le off screen development'.

I can't do it any more, I need to drop this show for my own health
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>>92101677
Anon the joke is that ballet dancers smoke a lot
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>>92101698
IF THE GEMS DO NOT ACT AS STUPID AND AS BRAINDEAD AS POSSIBLE THEN THERE IS NO PLOT

THIS IS HOW IT'S ALWAYS BEEN

GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM
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>>92101666
I like Garnet
>>
>>92100432

This only raises a load of questions. How did the Philipines contact America if Spain as we know it never existed? Pre-Spain Philipines was a lot like Feudal Japan.
>>
Didn't someone say Lars is going to get injured and Steven is going to go into his mind to heal him? If true, that's probably where that "SOMEONE DIES LOL" emoji face leak comes from.
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>>92101698
This is what concentrated autism looks like.
Everyone take a look.
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>>92101698
A flashback showing what the gems did in the vein of TNCG is possible, but not guaranteed.
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>>92101709
I know they've always been a bit dumb but they've never been as fucking retarded as this, have they? Maybe my patience has just worn thin.
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>>92101711
Don't try to understand Sugar-verse. It just won't make sense
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>>92101717
>that's probably where that "SOMEONE DIES LOL" emoji face leak comes from
What?
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>>92101711

Wait, Spain doesn't exist in SU?
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>>92100432
>I spent a day in your body
Even when I know the context, that's funny!
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>>92101718
Anyone ever notice that SUfags always revert to 'lol your autistic' when someone has legitimate problems with the show?

Hand guy was autistic, that guy is just pointing out shitty writing
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>>92101725
Blame Sugar's hack writers being unable to write believable high-stakes situations.
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>>92101725

see >>92101080
so much time passes between eps that we forget the way things are
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>>92101698
>Why did they just sit in the water and wait for Steven to be abducted?
Alexandrite was their trump card and it didn't work, they had nothing left to try that had any hope of working except convincing Steven to stop
>Why didn't any of the gems try to take down Aquamarine at any point? Peridot had that stupid freeze beam and they still got her
They tried a bunch of times but she was too slippery and skilled. The difference between Aquamarine and Peridot wasn't their equipment, it was skill. Peridot is an idiot coward who ran away constantly and Aqua was skilled and on the offense.
>Why the FUCK didn't they go get Lapis and Peridot? Didn't think flying, hydrokinesis or metalbending would come in fucking handy?
Things escalated extremely quickly from the moment the whole group found Aqua and found out what was going on. They never had an opportunity to go to a teleport pad and go try to find them

the last two I agree with though, it's pretty gay that the show will only be Lars and Steven for the next few episodes
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>>92101186
lars is probably the only character who has enough of a personality/relationship with steven to make this interesting

sending him with Connie would be too obvious and sending him with a gem would get rid of the "stranger in a strange land" vibe
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>>92101461
anyone has the weeb conie pic?
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>>92101737
it probably does exist and is just called something stupid like paella city
SU world maps do look like ours tho
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>>92101735
The one "storyboard leak" where Steven is crying a holding someone and they're covered with the cry laughing emoji? It has a caption saying "some main character is dead" or somethin
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Why is aquamarine so overpowered? She stopped Alexandrite in her tracks effortlessly. Could she beat a diamond?
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Anyone think these constant stevenbombs are just something CN is using to kill off the show?
No kid has the attention span to wait one to three months to get 5 episodes at once.
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>>92101773
Diamonds are untargetable.
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So Topazes likely perform similar functions as Quartzes- big bulky guards- but are also taught to abuse how fusion works to capture physical things.

Notice how both Lefty and Righty had to hold the humans under their arms, and only absorbed people by turning into the gooey light before fusing, like how they got Connie?
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>>92101773
No, but neither could Alexandrite.
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Are Doug Out or The Good Lars worth watching?
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>>92101773
Peridot had the same beam forcefield weapon as part of her finger things before she got captured and they threw away all her limb enhancers
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>>92101461

Why is Cirno sad?
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>>92101791
The Good Lars was the best episode in the bomb.
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>>92101788
Why not? It literally took her no effort to freeze Alexandrite and she looks more massive than a diamond.
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>>92101791

The Good Lars is, but you would be better off watching this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kPGhrPJVXQ

Doug out was fucking boring.
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>>92101791
Doug Out had one or two good moments.
The Good Lars was really good.
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>>92101791
Doug Out has cool foreshadowing and Doug is funny. Good Lars was surprisingly good.
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>>92101750
>Hand guy was autistic
That thread was so retarded. I hate that there's tons of proper things about this show to criticize, but then you get someone like that autist complaining about Steven's hands.
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>>92101791
Doug Out is enjoyable because of Doug, Connie'a dad, and The Good Lars (while a big cringey at the potluck) was surprisingly enjoyable for a townie episode.

And both end with Aqua/Topaz silhouettes, so that's cool.
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>>92101800
Oh. I forgot about that.

Couldn't she have done the same thing aquamarine did and beaten the gems?
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>>92101771
Can someone post this
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>>92100453
The fusion name is Stars
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>>92101750
Go back to Tumblr you su critical cunt
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>>92101791
they're "le ebin build up" untill the aquamarine and topaz are revealed
they're shit, all you need to know is that at the end of them some townies get kidnapped
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>>92101810
Because Alexandrite isn't as strong as a diamond.
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I'm surprised how many people liked The Good Lars. I found it really boring, and I like Lars.
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>>92101837
Peridot is clearly neither as old nor as combat minded as Aquamarine is.
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>>92101847
This is an awful post, please leave.
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>>92101773
Find a way to force the wand off her, she relies on it too much.
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>>92101839
Here you are
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>>92101846
>Stop criticising my perfect show! REEEEEEEE
You're fucking pathetic
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>>92101839
This one. Not sure if it's real or not but I think some people mentioned it was posted on snapchat by one of the people who work on the show???
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>>92101853
I find you really boring.
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>>92101853
Low expectations were rewarded. I expected it to be worse than Rocknaldo.
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>>92101837
Presumably yes, except she is incompetent and a coward.

You should think of the beam like any other weapon, like a gun or sword. Just because two people have the same gun doesn't mean that they are going to have equal results with it. Aquamarine was just a better fighter
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>>92101853
It was the most 'Steven Universe' the show has been in forever. Felt straight out of season one.
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>>92101867
Su critical cunt
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>>92101853
I fucking hate Lars and I enjoyed it, it was fun. Cool Kids episodes are usually great and I was happy to see Sadie have some fun without Lars for once, she's so fucking dependent it hurts
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>>92101853
Yeah, I like Lars too but it was pretty tame. It had maximum comfy levels and good art, but from Lars episodes I'd rank it

Island Adventure > Lars and the Cool Kids > The New Lars > The Good Lars = Horror Club >>> Joking Victim
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Why are the CGs so incompetent?
Why is Garnet so boring?
Why are Lapis and Peridot so annoying?
I like all the antagonists better than the gems that are supposed to be good, Pearl is the only interesting one.
Jasper deserves/d more development, BD and YD are interesting, and Aquamarine is an arrogant meme done right, unlike Peridot.
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>>92101884
You passed the 4chan test Reddit, you can stop trying to be edgy now
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>>92101846
>Go back to Tumblr
>you su critical cunt

????
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>>92101810
we know nothing about a Diamond's powers or combat skills
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>>92100683
>>92101050

I'm half Filipino with a Filipino dad. It's not as uncommon as you think. All the Filipino men in my family have married white women too.

My Filipino grandma used to tell us to only date white women because a Filipino girl might be our cousin. I dunno why I brought that up, I just always thought it was weird. As if all Filipinos are inbred monkeys. Although I do have a 3rd cousin that married his 1st cousin so maybe we are monkeys.

I'm really tired and I feel like I'm rambling, but in conclusion Filipino's are fucking filthy disgusting creatures. Do not trust a full blooded Filipino or A half-breed who talks positively about his Filipino side. Everyone on my Filipino side has cheated on their spouses. I'm not exaggerating. FUCKING EVERYONE. They constantly steel from each other and argue about who gets what when one of them dies. They are truly a sub-human race. Worse than fucking niggers. and they gave me a small penis.
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>>92101906
>Why is Garnet so boring?
Because her personality revolves around being a lesbian/fusion.
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>>92101906
To answer all your questions: bad writing.
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>>92101922
All these people whining about things that have been the same since forever. Do you actually watch this show or just make fun of the pictures posted in the generals?
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>>92101837
Peridot was able to freeze one gem at a time with her Limb Enhancers and could be hit from behind whiLe distracted

And she was a minor Kindergartener who's only job was to check on the progress of the Cluster.

Aquamarine seems to be the Diamond's personal agent and has a more advanced weapon as a result.

Ironically I think Peridot's unintended metal powers could probably disarm her
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>>92101922

Lol, I also only got 4 inch dick, but it works.

Apparently my family is responsible for a lot of Filipino's being able to be in America today. We're like god-parents to a lot of other families. I'm supposed to be catholic and a doctor by now but I'm sort of just doing my own thing.
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>>92101934
>her personality
>Garnet
>personality
hah
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>>92101922
You're a sad, strange little man.
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>>92101909
>>92101907
Begone. Back to Tumblr with you
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I hope the next new gem we get has a "cool" design instead of cute, hot or butch.
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>>92101971
Holly Blue Agate was perfect
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>>92101971
Every design since S3 has been awful and will continue to be awful.
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>>92101979
>>92101978
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>>92101971

Which gem has been designed hot?
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>>92100871
Lars is the one who's the least comfortable around all this gem shit so he needs it more than anyone.
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>>92101986
Jasper duh
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>>92101990
lel
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>>92101986
Pearls, given how Peridot and Eyeball talked of them.
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>>92101992
Aquamarine turned out not to be the insufferable kind of annoying.
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>>92101992
Lapis did literally nothing wrong.
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>>92101992
I'll fuck Aqua, Lapis, and Jasper.
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>>92101853
a surprisingly comfortable episode with Lars in the spotlight. No big drama or anything that you'd expect from the usual Lars/Sadie episode. I loved the music during the cooking scene.
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>>92101922
i cross matched anon's rambling with some internet databases and ive found his picture.
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>>92100465
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>>92102005
yes and?
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>>92102005
lel
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>>92101986
Lapis. Pearls.
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>>92101986
Uh Garnet obviously
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>>92102012
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>>92102005
fusion rape and attempted child murder is okay now
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>people were complaining hardcore about aqua's design
>suddenly FOTM
It's Yellow Diamond's neck all over again
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>>92102012
WHAT DID REBECCA MEAN BY THIS?
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>>92102031
I still hate her design, she's literally an emoji with a body
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>>92102031
Neither her or Topaz' designs are great but in Aquamarine's case her personality makes up for it.
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>>92102027
???
Jasper was the abuser, not Lapis.
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>>92101956
Lots of Filipino's are supposed to be catholic but monkey's pretending to be religious is ridiculous.

>>92101959
I may be a flip, but I'm not little. I think the small Filipino's are the one's that got raped by too many Spanish. My family comes from the north west Philippines where the Spaniards were to lazy to walk to so we got raped less. We're darker and taller than other Filipinos. I'm the shortest guy in my family and I'm 5'11"

>>92102009
Was elliot rodgers half fiipino? I feel like I am kind of similar to him, but instead of killing everyone I just wanna live in a little hut in the forest and pull on my dick for the rest of my life.
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>>92101978
She was alright, but she was just another stocky gems.
It seems most new gems we're getting have two designs. Short and cute, like Rubies or Aquamarine, or big and chunky, like Agate or Topaz.
When I say cool I mean Shadow the Hedgehog tier edgy. Something angular and fast.
Just to break up the trend a bit.
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>>92102053
>I just wanna live in a little hut in the forest and pull on my dick for the rest of my life.

I'm white and that sounds like a pretty desirable lifestyle to me
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>>92102012
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Ube music track release wen?
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>>92102053
>north west Philippines
which part of the glorious NCR are you from?
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>cute little girl that's actually a manipulative monster

I like this trope a lot
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>>92102081
>NCR
?
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>>92102102
national capital region
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>>92102093
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So Lapis and Peridot are going to beat Aquamarine right?

They've got the ranged attacks that would be outside of Aquamarine's influence. And even if they were caught in a stasis field they could still move shit with their minds
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i had a dream where some of you fags started discourse on tumblr by making gemsonas that were "transgemder"
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>>92102081
>>92102102

I also immediately thought of the new California republic. I have no idea what NCR means and I've never been to the Philippines, but my grandpa was Ilocano which means he grew up in the north west or something. I don't know. Fuck the Philippines.
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Corrupted Aquamarine?
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>>92102052
Oh yeah I forgot Jasper was the one sadistically forcing Lapis to stay fused against her will under the ocean for several months on end just to take out her anger on her, my bad.

Oh shit, and I also forgot it was Steven's fault Lapis tried to kill him and Connie and Greg after he freed her from the mirror, my bad.

Oh fuck, and I forgot it was Peridot's fault Lapis broke her tape recorder because she should have left and let Lapis live there by herself even though she had been living there for months before hand, my bad.

Lapis isn't a cunt she dindu nuffin
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>>92102124
>transgemder
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>>92102131
she likes fart jokes. fuck off
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>>92102124
>transgemder
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>>92102131
>Connie: You almost drowned me
>Lapis: I almsot drowned a lot of people
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>>92102131
I'm glad you see it my way now. :^)
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>>92102124
>transgemder
Ronaldo identifying as Bloodstone
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>>92102141
>>92102146
yeah thats the stupid part of it, because the idea was "gems that identify as other gems" so people made shitty gemsonas here and posted it on tumblr as a serious thing, making people angry
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>>92102145
Only while a mirror.
It's a shame she doesn't make heaps of fart jokes while Lapis.
I imagine her blowing her arm to make a fake fart and it's really wet sounding.
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>>92102168
oh fucking kek
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>>92102162
hence why Rapis fits under the "blue 'dindu nuffin'" >>92101992 category with the bloodthirsty BLM extremist ;^)
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>>92102131
shes honestly boring as fuck
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>>92102168
No i understand, and it's fucking hilarious.

I unironically ironically want to make a transgemder persona now
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>>92102183
How is Bismuth a BLM extremist when she's a gem who wanted to shatter other gems?
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>>92102185
Generic blue woobie girls usually are.
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>>92102186
cant believe im gonna start tumblrdrama
i love drama
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>>92101632
>is tikbalang a guardian or a gaint dick?
Horse demon with bodybuilder figure and likes to rape local women.
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>>92102205
Because she is prejudiced against and wanted to commit genocide against a certain class of gems that are higher on the caste than her. It is partially a meme though so don't take it too seriously
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>>92102178
someone doesn't watch the show
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>>92102031
We had months to speculate on YD after that ominous teaser in the extended OP. Good times, but I guess the fandom hyped themselves to impossible standards.

Thankfully this time the blowout from emoji Aqua only had a week or so to build up, and she more or less turned out how people expected her to be. A cunty little fairy who loves to run her mouth.
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>>92102131
>Peridot's fault Lapis broke her tape recorder

Peridot gave Lapis her tape recorder, it was Lapis's when she broke it, also Peridot deserves no sympathy in that episode. She should have backed off and given Lapis some time to calm drown
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>>92102205
You're right, she's not an extremist. that's normal BLM
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>>92100432
oy those are not full episodes, are they?
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I can't believe they fucking outright admitted ripping off a touhou character
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>>92102292
Yes, they are.
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>>92102265
fuck, I already said Lapis dindu nuffin, do you want me to go on about how Lapis is the best character on the show and totally not a horribly written boring piece of shit too?
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>>92102311
You can hate Lapis all you want, but implying Lapis is in the wrong for telling Peridot to fuck off is retarded.
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>>92102292
CN explicitly announced they were going release the episodes early on the CN app. Similar to how they release AT's episodes a week early.
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>>92100613
It's not that Lars is tall, it's just that Steven is a fucking midget.
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>>92102229
That just makes her a revolutionist.
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>>92102124
>>92102168
>>92102186
This is Ruby. Xe is a P2R (pearl to ruby) Transgemder.
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>>92102122
If that wand is metal than the fight will be over quickly
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>>92102299
People word things so strangely. Why not a cute reference or nod? but no, you gotta put it in a shameful context.
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>>92102355
that sounds like something a bloodthirsty BLM extremist would say
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>>92102221
Strange some parts tell different but kinda similar stories...
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>>92101851
>Shattered by a Rose Quartz
Could Alexandrite beat RQ?
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>years from now Steven Universe series finale

OMG guys, I think their was an animu reference in this ep
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Why do feminists like anime when it typical objectifies the hell out of women?
Do women secretly want me to trip over and grab their boobs?
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>>92102366
Cuz knee jerk reactions
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>>92102359
why does it make me think of this
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>>92102359
10/10
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>>92101837

The whole bomb get leaked again?
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>>92102359
We need to make transgemder a thing on tumblr
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>>92102419
You do that anon.
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>>92102418
Yes, see >>92102344
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>>92102419
someone do "Sapphire" Jasper with a big cardboard eyeball covering her nose.
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>>92102404
Women want you to fall and accidently grab their boob if you're sexy and interesting like an anime protagonist.

The only problem is that you're not sexy and you're not interesting so they will hate it if you grab their boobs

the sad truth is that if a really hot guy who they liked raped them most women honestly wouldn't mind. Then again, that's true of guys too
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>>92102419
I would if I knew how to use tumblr
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>>92102419
I drew that pic but I'm not going to go through the effort of making a tumblr account

feel free to use it if you want to do the legwork though
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>>92102404
There are a lot more shows with actual female protagonists. So flashing a bit of skirt is a small price to pay for varied (sometimes even mature) narratives involving women.
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>>92100432
>it's another waste of 11 minutes on a character no one cares about or likes
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>>92100486
Honestly, I want her to have a very high pitched feminine voice
and she stays quiet because she knows her voice stops making her intimidating
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>>92101227
a flip
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>>92102458
Well I mean Steven is the main character anon, they kind of have to feature him
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>>92102458
Well, you can't really blame them. The show IS named after him.
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>>92101953
>Lapis tries to fight Aqua but gets her ass kicked.
>Aqua underestimates Peridot and assumes she is powerless, instead focusing on finishing off Lapis.
>Peridot disarms Aqua with her mind powers, catching her offguard.
>Lapis takes advantage of this and wrecks Aqua by manipulating her water wings and crushing her with them.

I want this to happen. Please happen.
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>>92102419
Rose Quartz is actually transgemder, she was a genderless, sexless gem who transitioned into a female human, therefore, Rose Quartz is transgemder
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>>92102481
I need more Steven in shirts with words on them that don't match him
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>>92100770
Except it's a family tradition, as he said. He noted it's something specific to his family, too. It's not proof, but strong evidence for sure.
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>>92102506
So we have 2 officially canon Transgemder characters on steven unvierse then; Rose Quartz and Bloodstone

>transgemderism is actually more canon than most fan theories
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>>92102506
Garnet's transgemder. She's two gems that identifies as a single gem.
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>>92100830
You have a weird idea of whats more interesting

that sounds like a terrible plot line
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>>92101226
im so mad that stuff like this would likely never happen in the show...
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>>92102527
Dear god, how deep does this rabbit hole go?
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>>92102012
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>>92101844
This, had this exact same idea too haha!
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>>92100871
Im actually kind of interested where this will go with lars, like why out of all the characters is he the one going to space to? he'd be the last one id think that'd go on a space adventure with steven
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>>92102392
I highly doubt Rose either beat or actually shattered pink diamond.
>Rose kept a lot of things secret.
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>>92102546
protip: you can use emoji in filenames on 4chan
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>>92100830
Greg gun take her in for a murdercockin'
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>>92102541
I don't know but I like to imagine Amethyst is being really insensitive to transgemder people here
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>>92100919
screencap this cause this is going to happen

seriously this keeps coming up so I feel like its foreshadowing something
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>>92102404
you're an idiot, but by all means try it out.
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>>92102366
Because it was extremely obvious anyways.
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>>92102562
>removing the transparency
shameful display
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>>92102568
Amethyst is just fluidgemdered
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>>92102528
I'm just a fan of human/gem interaction and cross species families and wish the show had more of it
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>>92102506
>>92102520
>>92102527
>Rose Quartz is a Gem-to-Human transgemder
>Ronaldo is a Human-to-Gem transgemder
>Ruby and Sapphire transitioned into a collective entity gem known as Garnet
Jesus Christ, transgemder is canon
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>>92102575
I just don't understand how many e-feminists complain about sexism in video games and movies etc but they love anything out of Japan when that shit's full of half naked girls and women being put in exploitive situations.
It just seems hypocritical to me.
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>>92100987
Finally
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>>92102605
some reason they don't spend time complaining about the horrific abuses of women in the middle east and africa

because they don't care about woman getting a better life, they just want themselves personally to have a better life. Media produced in japan doesn't matter because they're not japanese. Only media produced in their homeland matters because it effects them personally more
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>>92102605
There's lots of anime where boys are half naked and being put into exploitative situations. Clearly there are different demographics that anime cater to. Your typical harem/ecchi anime does not expect girls to be their main consumer.
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>>92100905
>can't draw a geometric constant
Because that is absolute perfection.
>has to make do with superior artistry
You smug cunt.
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>>92100987
A budding bromance doesn't make them gay. GOD
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>>92100432
Does anyone know the exact dialect of British accent that Aquamarine is using?

Just curious
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I don't know what world people are living in where feminists aren't complaining about shit from Japan.

I still remember the Dragon's Crown guy getting shit on and responding with bara dwarves.

People complain it's just for the most part Japs don't care. The language barrier also helps keep a lot of the stupidity out.
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i made the first transgemder post and now it has become reality. its like when you travel back in time to prevent something but trying to prevent it actually starts it.
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>>92102647
Lars is pretty straight,but Steven. I don't know, man.
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>>92101869
If legit, that's definitely Lars. No doubt about it. Square head and little poof on top.
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>>92100919
>Eh, what is all this shit?
>mother, father, sister, adoption, millionaire....
>Holy! FUCK!
That cunt let us connect the dots through all this?!
I hate to love this.
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>>92102662
if it makes you feel better, none of us care enough to make a tumblr account or try to start shit
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>>92102419
You want to take a joke and put it on tumblr, where it will inevitably become a real, serious thing?
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>>92102662
>>92102684
It will leak to tumblr either way. It will be used constantly in the coming weeks.

You only gave them more ammo. Now every picture of the gems from that hellish site will have hairy legs and stretch marks. Not just most, ALL of them.
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>>92102605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_j4BlrDO7k
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>>92102686
There's a certain thrill in creating something truly horrible
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>>92102684
what im my friends who experience gender dysphoria get angered by it and they come to me to rant about it and im just sitting there like "oh god i started this its all my fault"
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>>92101092
Classic lamar with that awkward dialogue
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>>92102708
>that episode where Steven remembers that he's 14

I swear the dialogue wasn't this clunky in older episodes
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>>92102707
you ask yourself why you're friends with somebody who rants about something that made them mad on tumblr
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>>92102726
you guys get mad on a kids show, so whats the difference
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>>92102419
>false flagging on Tumblr
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>>92102707
If your gender dysphoric friends are really into Tumblr culture, im surprised they haven't flipped out on you before
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tumblr redesign
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>>92101463
shinji is way more annoying than lars, and this is coming from someone who loves both characters.
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honestly though I'm going to be shocked if I ever see the term "transgemder" again after this thread gets purged

I think it's already autosaged
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>>92101321
I was actually surprised by that part

you think they would have really broken his neck?
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>>92101321
not gonna lie, I actually felt tension. Hope not-cirno remains a legit threat
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This is my transgemdered character. She's a P2P (Pearl to Peridot).
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>>92102737
>getting mad because gender
>getting mad because cartoons
gender =/= cartoon
Cartoons are serious business, gender identity is not
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>>92102770
Forgot pic
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>>92102779
nice hat
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>>92102764
This part where Topaz moved Jamie's head kind of freaked me out more than her just having her fingers grasped around his whole head.

It just really showed how vulnerable and delicate the humans were. She easily could've broken his neck right there.
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>>92100917
They took a dive into a unknown length of time arc with no room for unfunny filler shit. Actual forced plot progression, so yes, until they pull the biggest asspull to back out of it, something interesting definitely happened.
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>>92100949
I am hoping that they tell Peridot and Lapis that steven was abducted, and I am hoping that Peridot not only helps Pearl build a spaceship out of earth parts to reach them, but that they all go together, like a classic cliche'd shonen rescue arc.
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>>92102737
tumblr boogeyman.

/co/ is especially sensitive because other boards call this place /co/mblr
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>>92100972
More like ROBIN RESCUE ARC
>steven, SAY YOU WANNA LIVE!
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>>92102763
nah, bump limit is 500 on /co/. autosage is pointless in this case
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>>92102764
That way he whispered Steven's name with her massive hand around his temples. Gave me chills.
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>>92101698
>humans are being asbducted and they escaped with connie
>o i know lets go get lapis and peridot hours away
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>>92102868
warp pad, dip shit
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>>92102757
THats awful
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>>92102893
Warp pads aren't all over the place, retard. Only at gem locations.

Lapis and Peridot really do need cell phones though
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>>92101411
terrible when that happens.
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>>92102915
There's a warp pad right next to the barn actually
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>>92102436
if they don't mind then it's not rape tho is it?
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>>92102940
Consider the time frame they had to work with here.
By the time they realized there was any danger it was already a combat situation. Before they got ambushed they thought they were just looking for a single small gem. When the combat started in Funland they never had enough free time to run back to the temple, get on the warp pad, run to the barn, look for Peridot and Lapis (who could have been anywhere on the property or even not there at all) and then get back

if they had run off then everybody would have been long gone in the spaceship
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>>92102975
also I think it's important to remember that the crystal gems are used to working just with each other for like 2000 years and don't trust the new gems
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>>92102936
that shit was startling when I first started watching Venture Bros.

but it's been years, so I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>
I feel bad for Greg tho, he doesn't know what happened yet and he keeps being separated from his son

finally having been reunited and now he's lost him again
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>>92101092
Have you never had fun with another person, just being together?
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>>92100432
Hoo boy, time to brace for the shitstorm their local media's gonna generate once they get word of this.
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So if there's going to another Mystery Girl episode and possibly another musical episode where she tap dances if I remember correctly, do you think they'll just avoid anything too serious during this Homeworld arc? And we'll be blue-balled for another 5 seasons.
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>>92103078
>So if there's going to be another Mystery Girl episode and possibly another musical episode where Peridot tap dances if I remember correctly
Fixed. I messed up.
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>>92103078
Where did you see that we're getting a MG episode and an episode where Peridot tap dances?
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>>92103121
I guess the MG thing was just assumptions due to that poster one of the Crewniverse members had up of Pearl and MG rollerskating.

My mistake on the Peridot tap-dancing part. The interview actually stated.
>The tap dancing sound used in the musical episode is a recording of Shelby Rabara actually tap dancing!
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>>92101406
>A-Team theme sets in
>I love it when a plan comes together
>Peridot what are you doing with that cigar? You don't have lungs!
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>>92101427
Hear, hear!
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>>92101441
I love how they find time to acknowledge his feeling of inadequacy with his surgeon wife and hero daughter.
He's a nice guy and although he's not very impressive, I can see why his wife would pick him. He's funny, relaxed and really cares. He probably spends more time with Connie, too. He mother won't be there during the day.
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>>92103153
It wasn't the poster. She straight up said MG is returning when someone asked her in the stream.
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I wanna beat the shit out of Aquamarine
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>>92101406
Two ways I think the gems will be able to get to Steven eventually:

>1
They'll use one of the older era 1 ships lying around on earth and upgrade it so it can fly faster than the speed of light.
>2
They'll fix the Communication Hub they once destroyed to prevent Peridot from contacting HW. Once they did, they'll contact the human zoo ship and ask help from the earth colony gems. Perhaps ask them to send a ship so they can go to HW.
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>>92102975
Lapis coud travel to homeworld in a matter or weeks, if not days. She can probably travel much faster than what we would think.
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Why are Topaz and Jasper the same fucking thing with almost identical design?
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wtf did no one else notice onion mumble-talking to topaz
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>>92103406
I did, must be relevant somehow?
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>Connie BEGS Steven to fuse with him
>they have ample enough time to do it
>INSTEAD Steven decides this is a GREAT time to cry about "MUH MOMMY" while trying to rescue all his friends
>the next episode Steven will fuse with lars and make a neurotic self loathing clown

fuck this show
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>>92103406
It was probably just him pleading or being dramatic like Jamie was.

I wouldn't over-analyze it.
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>>92103452
at first i didnt get it but then i realized it
steven was freaking out
the last time connie and steven fused, while steven was freaked out, they unfused.
so it wouldnt work
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>>92103456
i donno he seemed annoyed when jamie went on his dramatic actor spiel
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>>92103406
calling it now, onion and topaz team up and kill everyone
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>>92102653
It's received pronunciation or RP, not a regional accent.
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>>92103452
The fuck are you talking about?
it wasn't a mommy issue, it was "I fucked up with the list, it's all my fault that everyone got captured" issue
you're just shitting on the show for no reason
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>>92101833
Funny how the next episode does everything to make a point of hand movements and gestures.
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>>92103452
i love neurotic self loathing clowns, i'm down for that

sadly though i really doubt there'll ever be a steven/lars fusion. lars shits his pants over anything weird and gem-related, and they just aren't that close. i can't even picture lars sincerely dancing, let alone with steven
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>>92103452
Yeah I'd be totally chill too, if my friends were in danger because I accidentally gave their names to some hitman and realized I couldn't easily handle this hitman, especially now that he has his gun straight next to their heads.

You absolute moron
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>>92101698
>Why did they just sit in the water and wait for Steven to be abducted?
you cant fuse while swimming dummy
>Why didn't any of the gems try to take down Aquamarine at any point? Peridot had that stupid freeze beam and they still got her
tiny little shithole can easily fly away, unlike peridot who with limbs was bigger. and may i remind you it took them fucking months to capture her.
>Why the FUCK didn't they go get Lapis and Peridot? Didn't think flying, hydrokinesis or metalbending would come in fucking handy?
valid point
>Why in the name of God was fucking LARS the human that ended up stowing away?
character development
>Why was Steven torn away from the gems? Since the show happens from Steven's perspective, we're not going to see any of the gems' reactions, attempts to rescue him or interactions with each other. Once again, Sugar defaults to 'le off screen development'.
stakes.steven is away from his family and going to enemy territory. if he was captured with the gems they would make a bullshit message saying "hey at least we are together! yeaaaaah"
instead of the sense of despair that this episode had.
If you really are that emotionally weak then you really should drop this show.
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I hate Rebecca Sugar roastie toasty CUNT fucking cliffhangers REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>92101750
Hey liking Armstrong isn't autistic.
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is there porn of aquamarine x steven yet

i want to see her use her magic beam to force steven's penis to stand upright and fuck herself on it
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These leaked new episodes, or old shit that's already been out?
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>>92100663
He said it was his family's recipe.
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>>92100774
I used to think it was disgusting until I had some ube ice cream that made me rethink my life choices.
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>>92103624
Armstrong is my gemfu
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>>92103613
>status quo reee
>cliffhanger reee

you make me sick
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>>92103406
there was also a short moment where he's observing the interior of the hershey kiss. I think he's got something up his sleeve.
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>>92100891
>As a kid I hated all Filipino food though, even lumpia.
Filipino food ain't that great at all but how could you hate lumpia? It's practically the only good thing.
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>>92103613
>roastie toasty CUNT
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bingo bango bongo
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>>92100962
Is that a challenge?
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>>92102665
Steven loves everyone.
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