the movie is going to suck. Don't watch homecoming if you

>>92079138
If I don't watch it how will I know if it sucks?

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>>92079138
>Don't watch homecoming if you want Sony to stay in charge

>>92079745
by going to an anonymous chinese image board and parroting what everyone else is saying about it

>>92079138
>Don't watch homecoming if you want Sony to stay in charge
I want sony to lose all rights to every single movie they have rights, now and in the past twenty years. what should I do?

>>92079138
> Don't watch the multi billion dollar blockbusters of the season with everyone else and avoid spoilers on 4chin

Uhhhhhh

>>92079138
I urge all of my friends not to watch Homecoming but it turns out they were never interested anyway, Marvel is fucking finished

How long do I have to goddamn wait for a Venom movie?

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>>92079138
>if you want Sony to stay in charge
tfw spiderman 3 is better than whatever the fuck that movie with the black blue electric smurf fucker was called

>>92080411
Hi Moviebob!

>>92079832
>I urge all of my friends
What did he say?

>>92080488
I thought moviebob loved the last 2 sony spidermans???

>>92080773
You're fuckin' joking, right?

>>92080804
i guess??

>>92079832
I'm sure Marvel will miss the whole $30 they'd have made between you three.

>>92080852
He went on several assblasted autistic video rants about how much he loathes the new ASM movies and tried to argue that SM3 was a masterpiece compared to either ASM movies.

>>92080916
ASM1 was okay but ASM2 was a abortion to superhero movies even worse than the Halley Barry Catwoman

>>92080916

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-1mnSUCqDY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qaUC6jErag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRaZhERoQfg

And for the record, when he says he "knows Spider-Man", despite what Bob says, he probably just read a handfull of random issues and skimmed some wiki articles. The vast majority of his Spider-Man knowledge comes from the Raimi films. He's a turbo casual when it comes to Spider-Man.

>>92080939
This post is worse than the Halle Berry Catwoman

>>92080916
>>92080946
Wow he sounds even fucking worse than I remember.

Still though I watched amazing spiderman 2 electric boogaloo and didn't enjoy it at all. Spiderman 3 is arse but by comparison the two I had a better time with rami 3 than amazing 2. Then again I have the memory of a fucking goldfish that had a stroke and maybe I just forgot the worst bits.

I feel kinda weird now knowing that I've got a correlation with batshitbob.

>>92081161
Spider-Man 3 is pretty fucking abysmal (lets not forget that the movie retconned Uncle Ben's death, simply to make fucking Sandman a sympathetic character, on top of all the other bullshit in there). Anyone who says its better than ASM2 is just a memester or has no memory of the movie.

>>92079138
The film hasn't even been casted yet. There's no way it will be put together in time.

>>92081237
>The film hasn't even been casted yet
Not publicly, anyway. Could be all behind he scenes stuff.

>>92079138
I don't care how terrible it is, My Boy Shocker's in it and I ain't gonna miss his silver screed debut

>>92081161
are we going to forget that
>they tried to give electro some generic fanboy backstory
>they rushed green goblin even worse than Venom
>Norman dying in his first apearance
>trying to force Harry as some long time friend of peter while giving them almost no time that actual friendship
>rushing rhino in at the last fucking minute
>hey guys the sinister 6 are all made by oscorp, oscorp is the key to all of this
>that terrible adaptation of Death of gwen stacy
that fucking webhand was cornier than anything Raimi ever did
dont even get me started on the stupid parents subplot

>>92081192
>>92081866

>>92079138
What you're saying is it's a lose lose situation
If it's shit and we see it Marvel will make another shit movie, but if we don't Sony will reboot it again and it will also be shit.
Being a spidey fan is suffering

>>92080119
October 2018

>>92080916
He's not wrong

>>92082616
Yeah, he is.

>>92082760
no he's not

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>>92082616
>>92082760
>>92083159

>>92083159
Sure thing, Moviebob.

Why the fuck would I want Marvel in charge of Spider-Man?

If it were up to them Peter would be a teenager eternally and everything would replicate the shitty Bendis take on the character.

>>92080411
I don't care how bad ASM2 was. I've never seen it, but even if it's objectively worse than the rape-baby of The Room, Dragonball Evolution and The Last Airbender movie, it will STILL be better than SM3. Why? Because Eric God Damn Foreman is not Eddie fucking Brock. Whoever made that casting choice needs to be slowly pushed into a wood chipper feet first while watching their mother being raped by a syphilitic donkey.

>>92084598
>The Room
That is a masterpiece and the influence for the jazz club scene

>>92079138
The only possible way it could not suck is with a LOT of buildup.
>Eddie is a side character in the Spidey movies
>Leads up to Venom
>Venom is the main villain of a movie
>Establish his twisted sense of justice and his victim complex
>Spinoff movie is him on the run trying to be a better hero than Spider-Man
>Could either make Carnage or the government offspring Symbiote his
Main villains