>Can lift a planet
>Can move billions of times faster than the speed of light
>Is near indestructible and immune to almost everything
>Get's beaten by a guy in a batsuit and a bald billionaire dying of cancer wearing a robosuit
How does Superman work, seriously?
He works at the Daily Planet.
>>92076205
>Can lift a planet
>Can move billions of times faster than the speed of light
>Is near indestructible and immune to almost everything
No he isn't/can't, where the hell did you get that?
He gets power from the sun like a plant.
>>92076226
>Superman is a weeds plant
nice
He's not real.
>dying of cancer
Fuck off, toonfag
>>92076205
>"How does somebody working the same $30k/year job for decades keep getting beaten by multi-billionaire one-percenters that own their own industrial corporations?"
>>92076205
I dont know, magic can also hurt him
he's an alien
>>92076205
Silver age Superman and Modern Superman have completely different power levels.
>>92076205
>I don't read Superman but here let me complain about him
Read the comic books you squealing tryhard faggot
>>92076205
Super man is just as strong as the plot needs him to be. If it needs him to be invincible, then he is. If he needs to get spanked by some deranged rich guy, then he gets super nerfed.
He has a bland personality, so he just ends up being a plot device in his own story.
>>92076205
/co/ is so stupid that will fall for this.
Also Lex has a small dick, will always lose and Bruce is the best humanity had to offer and according to fantasy since gilgamesh that means he can beat gods if the story needs it